#i can’t help but ask myself

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa TOTALLY got those Tapes for the FNAF lore..

[potato-lord-but-not]

please draw fat people i’m begging you. seriously man i’m not usually a hater on this website and i really like your art but please draw fat people you never do 😭

that’s what happens when you hyperfocus on some podcast twinks

anyway

also obligatory Oscar doodle my soft king

[blank-house]

I love this game so much!! as a Jamie girlie I kind of feel bad for liking him, cause I feel like I'm just feeding in the narrative and being one of the rest by that saying of the "Campus boyfriend". It worries me that he thinks we aren't any different from everyone and get disappointed/uncomfortable D: so, am I crazy or just overreacting?? overall this game is amazing, keep up the awesome work <3

The Jamie likers who are vocal about this situation have my heart honestly

Like ahh yes— what a conundrum it is!

So what *are* you gonna do about it in the game hmm?

[hplonesomeart]

Stabby stabby time 😌✨

(Original meme audio source can be found via this YouTube video!!)

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Well I claim your void in the name of France

well I reclaim the void in the name of Rick Astley…. and he’s never gonna give it up sooooo

[purplebehittindifferent]

I like it when people sit down to get to know me, and they’ll ask a question, and they realize that I know WAY too much about EVERYTHING.

“Oh- you’ve eaten raw horse?”

“Yeah it gave me E-Coli”

“What’s E-coli?”

*EXPLAINS THE ENTIRETY OF HOW YOUR BODY REACTA AND WHERE IT COMES FROM AND HOW IT WORKS*

“W-wow you know a lot about that- what else have you eaten that’s weird?”

“Uni, which- actually do you know the only edible part of a sea urchin is: *MORE EXTREMELY RANDOM INFO*”

“That’s crazy! Ew- I don’t think I’ve eaten weird things before.”

“Did you know in Japan they eat live octopuses? They started just doing the little ones that fit in your mouth but now they are FULLY eating ones that fight back- which is neat because even after you bite a limb off they- *INFO ON MARINE LIFE SYNAPSES AND THAT OCTOPUS TENTACLES SUCTION IS STRONG ENOUGH TO LEAVE A HICKEY*”

“How do you know this??”

“Uhhh- a Chuckle sandwich podcast, and a lot of experience fishing with my dad, that led to more research. ALSO DID YOU KNOW THAT DOLPHINS FEEL LIKE WET HOTDOGS??? OH AND WAIT TILL YOU HEAR ABOUT THE WAY THEY HALF SLEEP WITH THEIR BRA-“

I talked for an hour.

The way I acquired this completely random and oddly specific/complicated information was by NO NORMAL MEANS.

People have started ASKING me questions about random stuff because they KNOW I’ll know SOMETHING about it

IS THIS MY SUPERPOWER? I MEAN ITS SÚPER ANNOYING TO OTHERS BUT IM SO SMART AND SO DUMB AT THE SAME TIME??? LOL????

[dykedvonte]

I keep seeing fanarts of ppl's OC's being on the ship, so do you think that if there was 6st crewmember (specifically, another woman) Anya would've been more safe? Like, someone to actually call Jimmy's begaviour out, someone Anya might wanna trust? Is there a possibility something might have changed (even if a little) or it would not have mattered at all?

-💀

I feel like the game would make it part of the commentary on where she would believe and help Anya but still be sort of dismissive? Like the whole “don’t waste time crying and being scared keep going and move on, don’t let him win”. It’s supposed to be positive and reinforcing but sometimes it does more damage in those times of mourning and grief, it feels patronizing, like you don’t understand what you’re going through but they do. Even if they did call out his behavior it’s still on Curly to act and while another voice would help, it’s still 4 against 2 on guys that don’t get it until they have to vs women who always have to.

I don’t mind mouthwashing OCs but I do get a bit bored as they tend to be borderline saviors or like Jimmy aligned. They are either more complicit than Curly or just Jimmy haters for no reason, outside of what the creators know about what he did to Anya. I am never irked by OCs but in a story like mouthwashing you really need to think about what your character adds to the commentary, especially if they are there during the crash. It’s nice to have like characters on Anya’s side more whole heartedly and interesting to see characters who placate Jimmy but sometimes it’s one note.

I can’t and don’t want to police peoples OCs it’s never my intention when I comment on trends I notice, but I do feel like the way people make their OCs interact with these two characters and especially Curly, really show a grave misunderstanding of the narrative and these characters as people vs roles in the story. Still, I know people just make up characters for fun and that’s fine. Great even, but I guys I’m focusing more on OCs that are supposed to have those serious dynamics. My favs tend to be pretty-Tulpar or post-Tulpar au OCs.

The inevitably of the crash is on Jimmy. He did that not because he wasn’t stopped but because all his means to kill Anya were taken. The gun, the axe. Even if Curly did strip him of his co-pilot privileges and try to keep him contained there’s only so many people. An extra body helps but they have jobs they have to do, he’s the only one steering the whole ship and Jimmy would likely have an out: food, bathroom, etc. He’s not new and if he couldn’t crash the ship directly, who’s to say he wouldn’t sabotage something else? A clunker like the Tulpar wouldn’t take much. An extra person helps but it’s just another thing that prolongs what a person like Jimmy is willing to do to shirk responsibility.

It’s more than just needing someone to stand up to him and think that’s what is missing when it comes to inserting a character into the mouthwashing setting.

[ultramarinaa]

Tim.

I’m fighting for my life over here, I don’t know how to draw conventionally attractive man

[i-really-like-phrogs]

When someone else’s art is so good you physically can’t look at it because of artistic jealousy

[asteria7fics]

Do you have any silly headcanons about the main 5?

Sure! I can list off a few!

Kyle:

Is mildly allergic to grass. Not bad enough to have a big reaction, but he gets a little congested in the summer when someone has just mowed their lawn, and his skin gets more irritated than most if he sits in grass for too long.

Spends way too much time on Reddit white knighting and explaining in excruciating, condescending detail why, in fact, OP is in the wrong. You will see 69ingchipmunks as an active participant on r/AmITheAsshole and r/AmITheDevil.

Has absolutely punched a hole in a wall at some point in his life. It’s a rite of passage that every Kyle must go through, I don’t make the rules.

Stan:

Is one of those kids that just fucking hates bathing, for a long time. He never gets so bad that he totally reeks, but he’s always a little bit greasy.

Gets annoyed when people point out or make fun of his ‘butt chin’.

For sure keeps his socks on during sex. They’re those white, tube socks with the black line at the top, by the way. And every pair has at least one hole somewhere on them.

Kenny:

Still listens to music on a shitty iPod nano that one of the other boys gave to him after they got their first smartphones, even after he has his own (busted) smartphone, too.

Wears his Mysterion suit under his regular clothes regularly and for YEARS. You know, just in case.

Gets really wasted at a party in college and wakes up with a piercing in his dick. (This actually happened to a guy I knew yes it’s as funny as it sounds).

Cartman:

I’ve mentioned this before, but as a kid he definitely smells like cheese. Like, processed fake cheese. Cheez-Wiz cheese.

Also spends too much time on Reddit, but he’s on there making a million throw away accounts to post outlandish shit just to get a reaction. He finds it incredibly hilarious when Kyle comments on his shit posts. (Sometimes he is asking for genuine advice/validation, but he’d never admit that).

Clyde Frog stays on the bed during sex.

Butters:

Definitely wets the bed well into middle school. His bed stays strapped with the waterproof lining.

Fucking LOVES VeggiTales. Watched it all the time when he was little and will still put it on when he’s older as a nostalgic comfort show.

Gets really wasted, entirely on accident, at the same party as Kenny and wakes up with a single nipple piercing. Kenny’s the one who pierced him. He never takes it out.

[designernishiki]

it’s kinda funny to me how that dumb scene in kiwami 1 of majima getting shot and left for dead in the harbor was basically just added as a half-assed way to explain majima not being around for a bit of the plot, but they accidentally(?) just made it seem like start of a chain reaction where majima ended up feeling slighted and heartbroken after being abandoned like that and then lashed out about it via smashing a big truck into the building kiryu was in. and yeah that isn’t inherently a romantic thing as-is but then they go and add the part where majima grabs a hostess and performatively hits on her as in-kiryu’s-face as possible, she says she’s already in love with someone, and majima lets her go immediately, no questions asked, making a big fucking point of it just to say see THAT kiryu? I appreciate when people are HONEST about their FEELINGS. people who won’t just BACKSTAB someone who CARES about them to save themselves. is that so crazy kiryu?? huh??? anyway make it up to me get down here and fight me right fucking now

[blank-house]

Does Percy wear an apron when he cooks or does he free ball it

Free balls! Though he’d wear an apron if he invites someone in the kitchen with him. Gives him the excuse to get their hands/his hands on them. For safety reasons of course :)

[hplonesomeart]

Hey. Sorry about the inactivity, but pretty sure no one cared that much anyways lol. Been a looooong time since I kept that distant from Tumblr…at least now I know I’m able to survive without checking posts every day/being chronically online! I’ve got an intense love-hate relationship with this lifestyle I’ve dug myself into. Think I’m getting a little bit better with the balance even if school isn’t really giving me an option. Got a load of work I need to keep catching up on if I don’t want to disappoint my professors. We’ll survive somehow. Here take a quick batch of Puzzle doodles k bye

[tetzoro]

sometimes i wonder if i’m too much but then i remember that question will never serve me well

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Requesting experienced villain x virgin hero :)

Make some luuuv

Sssmmsssmut

“You should be more careful,” the hero said as they washed the blood off the villain’s shoulders. The water in the bathtub was still scorchingly hot — just how the villain liked it — but now it had undertaken a muddy colour. Blood and soap mixing together, leaving a disgusting view that captured the least gruesome part of the last hours.

The hero stared at it, mesmerised, until they leaned over the edge of the bathtub, both arms resting on it, and started washing the villain with the washcloth in their hand again. At first, the villain had wanted them to join them in the tub, had offered warmth and lazy kisses. However, the hero had refused, blaming the villain’s wounds. It was…partially true. The hero was concerned about them but they were also incredibly nervous.

Their lover didn’t seem to be in the right state of mind to actually do something like this. And the hero was too inexperienced to do something like this.

“I’m fine,” the villain whispered. They exhaled and a deep-seated sigh escaped them. Something within them started to relax and they closed their eyes, leaning with their head back against the tub. “You always worry so much.”

“Well, you’re a reckless person.” With a simple motion, the hero ran their fingers through the villain’s wet hair, scraping their skull here and there, pressing a kiss to their temple. “I don’t want to have to kill for you again.”

“I didn’t ask you to do that,” the villain said with a hint of exhaustion but there was also some amusement to their tone. As if they’d enjoyed watching the hero murder someone else. It had been a criminal, yes…but that didn’t make the hero feel better.

“Do you ever…feel mad?” the hero asked.

“Sure. I get angry when I’m frustrated.”

“That’s not what I mean,” the hero said. They wrung out the washcloth, swallowing, thinking. It was difficult to talk about certain topics with heroes which was also why the hero felt so drawn to the villain. They didn’t know exactly what this relationship was, if it even was one, if the villain even had those. It was kissing and making out and talking. Making breakfast together. Sleeping on the couch. Nothing more. “Do you ever feel so mad it sickens you? Do you feel like you could destroy the world if someone pushed you a bit too far?

“I like where this is going,” the villain joked. They cracked an eye open and pulled themselves up again, sitting in the water with hunched shoulders. Scars created constellations on their back, spreading over the skin. Sometimes like rivers, sometimes like lightning. It was a whole fucking artwork to the hero and they had traced every single one more than just one time. They were obsessed with the villain, completely enchanted by everything they did.

As so often, they followed a particularly big scar which they knew the villain disliked, and followed it all the way down, disappearing in the warm water.

“It’s a stupid thought,” they muttered, lost in thought.

“Not stupid. Dangerous.” The villain — surprisingly — pulled the plug and let the water disappear in the drain. The hero watched as the water level sank and revealed more of their own arm. “Don’t walk around telling people about this. They’ll weaponise it.”

“I wasn’t planning on doing that,” the hero said.

“And yet, you told me.” The villain smiled at them lazily, showing off their teeth. Their hand reached out, slipped under the hero’s shirt and found a comfortable place right under their neck.

It was strange. Both holding onto each other. The hero’s finger pressing a vulnerable point on their lower back, the villain’s hand nearly grabbed their neck. The hero pulled away but the villain did not.

“Because I trust you,” the hero said. “Idiot.”

That made the villain laugh and lean against the bathtub again. Half of the water was already gone, making it possible to view the villain’s bare chest and the hero couldn’t hold themselves back from gawking for a second.

“You’re cute.” Without a warning, the villain tugged on the hero’s hair gently. It wasn’t even painful, just playful but it still shocked them. Like every little thoughtful touch.

“I’m scared of it,” the hero confessed. “I’m really scared of it. I’m not a monster.”

The villain tilted their head. “No, you’re not.”

For an unpleasant moment, there was nothing but a thick silence and the sound of water leaving the tub. Finally, the villain groaned, let go of the hero and put the plug back in before they filled the tub anew.

“Come here,” they said gently. “Take off your clothes and come here.”

The hero froze and even their breathing stopped. Shirtless was all they’d ever managed. They knew the villain wouldn’t mind if they didn’t want to.

The hero also knew the villain had done approximately every little thing there was to intimacy. Had tried everything. With other people.

It was normal for the villain, the hero supposed, and somehow that triggered that little part they were afraid of.

Nevertheless, they obeyed, letting their clothes fall to the ground and grabbing the bathtub as they let themselves sink into the hot water and onto the villain, each thigh on either side of them. The villain smirked lazily. Constantly. All the time. But right now, it was soft.

“Easy,” the villain warned. The hero tried, really fucking tried to relax but being choice 321 or whichever number of situationship they illustrated for the villain was irritating. They were replaceable.

They were so irritated, in fact, that they hadn’t noticed the hands on their waist, holding them in place. Nor how they were sitting on the thick muscles of the villain’s lower stomach.

“When we kissed for the first time, was that your actual first kiss?” the villain asked quietly. The hero leaned forward, trying to ban the thoughts of jealousy and obsessiveness, thoughts of actual madness. They welcomed the warm water, how it captured them and didn’t let go.

“No,” they said. “I had my first kiss with sixteen.”

“And since then?”

“I kissed a few heroes,” they said, fairly sure the villain could say the same thing about themselves. God, the hero was afraid of what they were getting themselves into. A whole if-I-can’t-have-you-no-one-can-type of thing. They shuddered.

“Nothing more?”

The hero stared at them. Stared at their enemy underneath them, vulnerable, sweating, wet hair. Beautiful.

“You’re asking too many questions,” they decided eventually. And with that, they leaned over and left a trail of wet kisses up the villain throat which earned them a low groan, followed by fingers digging into their flesh.

“Sweetheart—” Despite their whiny voice, the villain seemed eager, pulling the hero closer, trying to catch bare skin with their own lips and leave a few mark. Before the hero even knew it, they were chest to chest, panting as the hero found the villain’s lips and kissed them possessively. It was raw, obsessive on the hero’s part. How they clawed at the villain’s hair, soaking in their heat and rocking their hips on their stomach.

“You spoil me,” the villain wheezed once they pulled away.

“I despise you,” the hero said, pulling at the roots of the villain’s hair to get more access to their neck.

“Liar,” the villain said but it was slurred, drunk on the feeling of ecstatic pleasure.

“Moan my name,” the hero demanded, lips close to the villain’s ear.

But the villain started chuckling, sobering up really quickly, if their reaction had been real in the first place.

“Such a little monster,” they said. “Let me make it good. Let me help you forget your fears.”

With that, the villain’s hand slithered right between the hero’s thighs.

[iatnen]

hey iatnen!

I really love your art they’re so good!! I just have a question, what house would Daniel be if he wasn’t in Slytherin?

Hey Anon !

Firstly, THANK YOU !!! Second, I think that Gryffindor would fit Daniel best if he wasn’t in Slytherin. Now I’m terrible at explaining my thoughts but I’ll try my best to put it into words

He has some Hufflepuff qualities like loyalty and dedication but Gryffindor’s more daring, headstrong, chivalric traits suit him better…. Chivalric as in not dying for you but killing for you to protect you LMAO ???

He wants recognition, wants to be important, wants to prove himself, all fit Gryff and Slyth. A lot of his traits overlap between those houses 😅 but I guess it makes sense since I think Gryffindor and Slytherin are pretty similar in general

Think of it like Harry Potter’s sorting but the other way around yk ?? Kinda ???? Does that make sense ?

Hi !!

YES I can totally make that happen for you 😸!! My messages should be open so we can chat more there

And don’t worry about the money, I wasn’t going to ask for it anyway !!! Tbh how good my drawings are depends on how much I feel like drawing that day so it wouldn’t be fair for me to charge you if you caught me at a bad time HAHA (plus I only take like 1-3 hours on every work/panel and then I move on 💀 I’m too lazy to be asking for payment)

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU ANON, I’m honored to have you trust me with your oc……