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“Well, folks, seems like Aziraphale & Crowley might actually go canon- OH MY GOD IT’S GABRIEL & BEELZEBUB WITH A STEEL CHAIR!”
#good omens#i can’t fucking believe that shit#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#aziracrow#beelzebriel#ineffable husbands#ineffable bureaucracy#the fantastic queue
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Bit of a weird question, but what is your overall least favorite thing about MLP? 
Sparity.
#magicalgrimm#ask me#there’s a later season episode (post spike getting wings) that Tulli and I could not finish because it was so awful#where rarity’s feeling lonely without spike who’s grown up and moved on from his crush on her#so she gets extremely clingy and manipulatey to get this. teenage boy to pay attention and worship her again#and rarity gets visibly jealous of spike spending time with another teenage dragon girl#it’s extremely extremely creepy. by FAR rarity’s absolute worst rock bottom moment#actual textbook groomer behavior#and even worse the episode kinda shits on rarijack where rarity tried to replace spike with applejack in helping her#but aj fails and fucks things up and isn’t right for the job. so the episode implies spike is a better match with rarity than applejack#it’s just all sorts of wrong eugh.#sparity just sucks so bad I can’t believe a good chunk of bronies still ship them or consider them a viable ship#I’m fine with spike having a kid crush on rarity it happens with kids#but the more the writers just kept teasing and toying and baiting it. overstayed its welcome#especially because they have no chemistry. spike doesn’t have a reason for liking rarity other than “hot woman in her mid-20s’
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dude. what is up with Edward Twilight. He really tried to establish dominance over Arthur ‘call me Sir until you earn my name’ Bennett, in the craziest, most confusing interaction, where he gloated over being with Mary, but also gave a ‘we saw you across the bar and dug your vibe’ sorta energy in what I can only call an attempted power play? and then he immediately lost the idgaf war so bad to he had to make two frenzy checks.
#he then proceeded to effectively roofie him and shilo with the most fucked up vampire society peer pressure the worlds ever seen#mf is a primogen and boy did he use that pull to do his best to humiliate and tear down their morals and gloat#all because his feewings were huwt :( weak ass stick up his ass prick#I can’t believe out of everyone he survived fuckin. daybringer solomon. he needs a biblical angel to knock him down to earth. then hell#his music theme slaps though. there’s honest to god sparkles in that shit. sax and sparkles and it fits his bitch ass well#jrwi#jrwi the suckening#the suckening#the suckening spoilers#z speaks
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Something that I relate to Jason Todd about is the alienation from your family that happens when you go through something traumatic.
I have had family members that try and bring up the cute kid I was and reminisce about a child that I am no longer able to feel connected to because of specific traumas. And I think Jason has a similar go of it in fanon.
The idea that who Bruce, Dick, and the rest of the family miss is the cute kid who used to be Robin and liked reading and was excited for school? Yeah, and that’s not who he is anymore. The memories of being that kid physically hurt, because you can’t separate out the fact that you were innocent from what happened to you. You already know the end to the story, and it’s not good.
You can’t go back to your innocence and you have to live with whatever messy and terrible things you’ve done to cope with the fact that you couldn’t handle your trauma in the way people wanted you to. It fucks you up and it feels like you’re two different people: that kid who could have done great things, and the person you are now that is stuck with all of the things you’ve done wrong.
Jason not wanting to see his family or having true difficulty reconciling with his family is on par with the glass case, the evidence that who his family wants back isn’t the person he became and is, but the kid he was. And no one is happy with the fact that he “isn’t the same kid that was lost”.
He’s changed in ways that aren’t all good, and that’s a hard pill to swallow.
I can’t imagine being Bruce or Dick or Alfred or Barbra and remembering the cute kid who thought Robin was magic. Of missing who you were before that kid died and the way it changed you as a person. Of wanting that kid back and also wanting what felt like yourself back.
Because it’s not just Jason’s grief that they have to contend with, it’s their own loss of themselves. Bruce is not the same father he was before he lost Jason and there’s no getting that man back. There’s no green light that he’ll be able to reach that undoes the past and restores his son to who he wanted him to be and himself to who he wishes he was.
I can’t imagine trying to rebuild that bridge when both people on either side are veritable strangers and looking for someone who doesn’t exist anymore.
Also, the tendency for fanon to have Jason “fall back into Robin training” is doubly painful. Because he can’t go back to being Robin. So anything that he does that is reminiscent of that kid, either in how he handles victims, or inside jokes with his family, or grumbling about current interests is going to look like maybe that kid still exists somewhere in Jason. That Jason is just lost or that something can be done in order to bring that kid out in certain circumstances when the truth is that it’s part of who he is, but it’s no longer the controlling part of his personality and it can’t be, because that kid wasn’t equipped to deal with what adult Jason has to deal with.
Being continually compared to a dead kid has got to suck worse than an older sibling standard. Especially when you never wanted to become what you are in the first place.
#jason todd#bruce wayne#dick grayson#batman#redhood#i’ve been working through some things recently and it’s like i can’t go back to who i was as a kid before shit happened#and it’s fucking painful to realize that you’ve changed in ways you can’t control#and that all your family wants is the person you used to be when all you’ve ever wanted was for them to want you as you are#and you didn’t believe them that they wanted you before the trauma and now all of you know it isn’t true when they say they want you now#but bruce probably doesn’t even realize that it’s not just he son he misses but the version of himself from before he died who could laugh#the day his parents died
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#fuck#I can’t fucking believe that this shit happened again#jesus fucking christ#how many people are going to die because of this#2024 election#us elections#us politics#spn#supernatural#destiel
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What the fuck is up with Hook
Why is he at some random prep school? He’s already got the hook hand, so Peter Pan has already cut it off meaning he’s been to Neverland, also he says he’s a captain so like why the fuck are you here
I hate this movie so fucking much, nothing about it makes sense to me, why is Hades a teenager, why did they make some fankid of a Sofia the first villain instead of using one of the many Disney Villains that exist, why is Maleficent a lackey, why am I devoting so much of my time to try and make sense of this movie
#I can’t believe that Descendants 4 was the movie that finally broke me#Disney I am at your door and I have a knife please explain things to me#descendants the rise of red#Descendants 4#Captain Hook#James Hook#Descendants Hades#morgie le fay#(The fuck kinda name is Morgie btw)#descendants maleficent#The only Villain that I’m okay with being there is Uliana#Like idk why she’s at this school but like I get her deal and I dig it#If you’re reading these tags then congrats you will now here my suggestions for who the villain sidekicks should have been#I think either one or both of the evil stepsisters#Like yeah they’re not that intimidating but with the stepmother as an important character it would make sense#Why were they not in the movie tho like wtf#Hans is another suggestion#I think he’d go to that school plus he’s a modern villain so that’s fun#Facilier could have been cool#Prince John from Robin Hood as like a cat boy#But the one that I think would have been the coolest would have been Adam#Like Pre-Beast when he was all vain and shit#It might have been a lot to unpack but I think it would have been cool as shit#If not then like Gaston#Disney hire me
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liam james payne i love you so very much
#i can’t believe#what the fuck#it’s been a week#i’ve never once existed on this earth without liam payne and i guess i have to start now#i wasn’t ready#sam says shit
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The feminine urge to rip that armor off of his glorious body, push him to the dirt, and jump his bones before an arena full of spectators, the emperor, and the gods, while throwing my head back and shouting to the sea of aghast onlookers, “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!”
#pedro pascal#gladiator 2#holy#fucking#shit#fashioned by the fucking gods#have you seen this shit?#I can’t believe this shit#marcus acacius#sex in sandals and a leather skirt#I’m going to hell with these impure thoughts
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male gaze ellie is something straight out of my nightmares
#rubi rambles ⋆。𖦹 °✩#because why is she smiling so wide#and why the fuck is she wearing like a pink and purple camo puffer#like it’s just so gross#like no shit but i can’t believe some people find that shit attractive like get help.#ellie williams#ellie the last of us#ellie williams x reader#the last of us
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as hyped as i am for P3, i’m so scared that the fandom will sideline and ignore Clara even more than she already has been
#i really hope she has a big role in p3#like maybe she’s fully aware of daniil fucking with time#after all she knew about thrush and measly when artemy had no idea#so she has lines about that when daniil talks to her#and she’s like ‘bro wtf are you doing’#and doesn’t daniil have that plague finder thing?#imagine how cool it would be if when he pointed it at her she showed up all infected#since she’s the plague and whatnot#if that’s still even the remake games#i hope it is#i don’t see why they would have changed it#but i’m fully prepared for her to be ignored in favor of burakhovsky#which don’t get me wrong i like the ship#but the daniil-clara dynamic is SO GOOD#he is trying to defeat death and she IS DEATH#basically death anyway#LIKE THE POTENTIAL PEOPLE#man fighting death goes from fighting it to nurturing it#i love dadkovsky with clara so much#anyway rant over#pathologic#pathologic 2#pathologic 3#i can’t believe i’m alive to see that tag holy shit#i really am so hyped#daniil dankovsky#the bachelor#clara saburova#clara the changeling#daniil pathologic
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Dunno if you've followed much on latest SAO-game but have like, seen the Yujikiri-food there - it's grown to a freaking wedding feast 😢
YUJIKIRI WEDDING CANON????
THEY’RE FUCKIGNGN MA R RI E D???????
#SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT SAO!!!#But no other anime has ever. EVER. EVERRRRR. Given us as much fanservice as THIS#HOLY SHIT I’M GOING TO CRY#THEY ARE MARRIED AND IN LOVE AND MARRIED. DID I MENTION THEY’RE MARRIED.#SAO#Yujikiri#Sword Art Online#Kirito#Eugeo#UGLY CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL#They really said Yujikiri canon. Yujikiri CANON. FUCK whatever happened in the anime I’m all here for this#Shima answers questions#TEARS OPEN MY SHIRT RAAGHHDH RAGHFHHD THEY MAKE ME INSANE!!!!!!!!!#Not to mention ALL of their bed scenes in all the previous games before this. Eugeo half naked lying inches from Kirito in his bed. GOD.#Thank you for sharing this with me I will proceed to be normal about it :))))))))))#(I am lying)#indygotcha
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You taking his hand?
#miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fandom#tails the fox#tails fanart#sonic#sth#I can’t believe I drew this in 2 hours#I was fucking losing my shit when drawing this#like laughing my ass off#saw a twilight picture and I knew I had to make it with tails#I hate how proud I am of this#best artwork yet
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Help
Here’s the original sketch lol
#first thing I fucking drew I can’t believe this shit#i have ideas right. ‘oh yeah i’ll draw something poignant!’ i say. like a liar#i’ll. draw something. soonish. i just need to get back into the swing of drawing again. been a little bit#mouthwashing#the horse is here so it counts right#myart
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if you ever try to claim any type of platonic friendship between men is underrepresented in media i am not only blocking you i am exploding you with my mind
#saw a post about how buck and eddie ‘provide another type of representation: emotionally supportive platonic male friendship’#and out loud i went ‘oh this is the stupidest shit i’ve ever seen go to hell’#we’re REALLY making the ‘male friendship is underrepresented’ argument on tumblr in 2024???????????#bitch no it is not watch lord of the fucking rings and go fuck yourself. GOD i can’t believe how mad that post made me
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Never going to forgive goyim for making zionism a dirty word. for making it something shameful.
#jumblr#antisemitism#leftist antisemitism#zionism#zionism is so integral to my jewish life and family and culture#its something so personal and special#and now i fear sharing that with even someone of my closest friends#its so fucking awful#and its worse because i know they would judge me for it becauseof their preconceived notions and propaganda they unwittingly swallowed#and not because of anything i actually believe#but by now its too late#zionism has been cemented as a dirty word on the left#and jews can’t do shit to change that because we are such a small group
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Protect Simon at all cost THIS MAN NEEDS A FUCKING BREAK
#adventure time#fionna campbell#fionna the human#fionna and cake#cake#cake the cat#simon petrikov#marceline#princess bubblegum#marshal lee#holy shit I can’t believe this show is actually fucking herebdndjdjdjdjjdjd
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