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trying to fucking write more applications while my laptops one single tiny fucking stupid irritable fan is making a rACKET (unlike the superior big fan next to it) so i have to keep prying the damn thing open to stop it bc nothing else helps only for it to return ina vengence like 2 minutes later is currently pissing me off so bad
the other optin is hitting it like 20 times (:
#txts#i am.fucking pissed#like why the FUCK is it even doing that? IDONT KNWO OR I'D HAVE FIXED IT#i am THIS close to just tearing the whole thing out i SWEAR#well...i could also just unplug it and watch everything go up in flames#i am p sure hammering down on your laptop isnt a great idea either#but i SWEAR i do NOT have the fucking PATIENCE to carefully tear it open every FUCKING 2 MINUTES#rant#i wanna break this apart so badly#the only reason i havent done it yet is bc i care about everything else on and within this shitstain#except that one fan#idk if its a blade thats off#idk if it jiggles weird#i can legit not tell#but its fucking annoying the shit out of me
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okay I don't post a lot of political stuff but this is sending me
#this is legit as far as I can tell#and I'm fucking dying#the question mark really makes it#politics#kamala harris
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Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again
#They needed someone to wait with them while their friend came to pick them up#And the whole time I was waiting for them to call bullshit#Like YOU HAVENT SAID ANYTHING MEANINGFUL YOURE SO BAD AT THIS#I'm sorry I'm making this one about me ma'am I'm just terrified that everyone I talk to is gonna give be a bad grade#I don't understand or beleive most of what you're saying but from the legit science you're quoting I can tell you've done some research#The research stuff I appreciate we can totally talk about that#Please God let me talk about Chordata or HTML instead of the thing I can't see or hear wouthout encouraging your delusion#I'd get SUCH a good grade at discussing invertebrates with you
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Arcane ships ranked, for fun
The main ships and some rarepairs I've found, I like pretty much everything in the first 4 rows. I probably missed some but idk what they are and I'm too lazy to add more rn.
feel free to add your thoughts or ships but again its just for funsies :)
#you can probably tell which characters I like most by how many ships of them I know lmao#ignore the many tags im legit just rambling abt my thoughts on each ship#caitvi is in its own rank cause Im not playing with caitvi fans they are correct that is the best ship even if I like other some ships more#arcane#arcane s2#arcane spoilers#caitvi#jayvik#timebomb#lest arcane#whats the ship name for mel and lest?#lestel? idk im not calling them melest lol#mel x lest#catcouncil#oo is that it? it came up when typing. thats kinda cute but also vague#vilco#ik that one for sure#vanco#jaymelvik#mel x sevika#idk the ship name for that one either I actually just found out abt it but editing the pic for them convinced me to ship them#idk if anyone else ships ambessa and viktor there were only 4 fics on ao3 under it but i ship it cmon he's her type#she would eat him for protein#jaymel#melvik#i actually like both of these ships but they're infinitely better as poly imo#dont know how many people ship viktor and vander either but i saw a lot of potential in act 2 for it with all their astral plane connecting#sevika x ambessa#that would be hot but also hate sex probably#I love sky but i do not ship her and Viktor he just is clearly not interested and she kinda lets go of her crush on him before dissolving
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she says he won't let her get a dog, which is fine, because they're in an apartment, and that's the kind of thing people say about their partners. he won't let me get a dog. and you're at a dinner party and you tilt your head a little to the side just like that dog he won't let her get, because is this the thing that's going to upset you? you don't know every corner of their relationship, she could be joking, they could have had so many healthy conversations about the dog, right, and maybe she's not letting herself get the dog because of money and time and whatever. but, like, she did say let
and she wants to move away from his hometown and he wants to stay and then he tells you with a wink and a conspiratorial stage whisper don't worry i'll convince her and she laughs about it - so clearly this is something they laugh about. but you do just stand there and stare at him like what the fuck, man. you can't say what you want to say which is why do you get the final say on everything because they're both obviously aware of the other person's stance on this and have obviously had private conversations about it and what are you going to do about it except make a scene and then he'll be mad at you and call you one of those bitches behind your back and she'll cut you off, which is a loss that doesn't feel worth it just because he makes you a little skeeved out every 3rd comment
and they both agree he just isn't the type to get flowers which is fine because everyone shows love differently, and are you really gonna judge someone based on their sense of individual relationship responsibility? maybe he's constantly cleaning her car and writing her poems and making her furniture or something. maybe she doesn't even like flowers and this is perfect, actually. and no you couldn't date him, obviously, ew; but like, she tells you she's happy. you almost send her a tiktok that says don't be 25 and the cool girl that doesn't need anything, you'll hate not getting flowers at 30, but that's like, starting drama & you shouldn't start drama needlessly.
and you're a little older than her but not so much older you can pull the whole trust me on this one babe thing and besides that wouldn't have worked anyway (when does it ever) and besides you have trauma so you and your therapist both agree that you're always looking for a problem even when there isn't one. and you tell yourself that just because you see them for 15 minutes every month does not mean you can identify every single red flag based on a single shitty half-joking(?) comment
and besides, what are you going to do? she says i actually wanted another stand mixer but thankfully he stops me when i'm about to spend too much money and you're standing there like are you okay? is this normal? is this just something people say? and again - what are you going to do?
to your therapist you try to language it - it's not, like, any of my business. but sometimes, doesn't it feel like - you should do something. there's got to be something, right? you've tried dropping little hints but they sail right through and you've tried having a single serious conversation and she got upset because why does it matter to you, yes it's different but we're happy, it doesn't need to make sense to you and you're like. really unwilling to push a boundary about it anymore; because the truth is that you know logically it shouldn't matter to you, as long as both parties are happy.
and besides, you've been wrong before. it's just... like, every time you see them both, something else happens, some kind of shiver down your spine like do you even hear each other when you talk. it's their strange, bickering orbit. just the way he's on his phone through dinner or watching sports instead of helping in the kitchen or, fuck, another one of these little throwaway comments he makes about we'll see about that, babe. she laughs when he calls her passions stupid shit and meanwhile she gets him tickets to see the knicks and he tells you well at least she's smart about something and still! it's none of your business.
you say get the dog anyway and she laughs. like, this is is you being funny. and not you saying - no really. get the dog. get the dog and get out of here. pack up and start running.
#this btw is not including toxic friendships this is legit just something ive experienced MANY times now#writeblr#you ever have a friend in one of those relationships where ur like#u don't HATE their partner explicitly#but ur like. what the fuck y'all#like the weird part of being an adult is that you can't be like . CERTAIN their relationship is toxic#and also if u move too fast or push too hard u can hurt someone who is already in a scary situation so you just are like#frozen there. laughing awkwardly. saying ''haha..... yeah..... couldn't be me....''#and like u can't tell - is this banter or does he actually think like. he's better than her.#all you can do is be there for your friend and hope they wake up to it#or ... that it really IS good#and it's just odd to you#tbh btw id rather have my friends feel safe coming to me if they have a concern about my relationship#like yes it's not ur business but it also IS bc im making u hang out with them and also ur my friend#it's a weird thing to experience as an adult bc it is such a blurry line and when u spend time#around couples that aren't like ACTUALLY ur friends but instead ''extended friend circle'' ur like#.... i don't know y'all well enough and he just called you a cow. and ur okay with that . and i don't know how to respond.#so ur like :) okay. um. go to couple's counselling i think#but also you are NOT supposed to pass judgement so it's like.... this weird limbo of feeling like you SHOULD say something#but knowing you CANNOT#idk that there's a way to resolve it!!!!!!!! it's probably a different approach person to person#edited my tags bc tumblr's new system fucked em up#PS EDIT: btw i should have said:#the pronouns in this can work in any and every direction. every gender and every sexuality and every#type of relationship tbh. even non-romantic relationships where ur like ''what do u mean ur bff calls u stupid''
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2 hours of hiding under the covers, drawing with only a phone and one hand in the dead of night
I did it for the fucking meme
Special mention to: @blazethestarshipranger for the inspo-
#michie#max x richie#max jagerman#richie lipschitz#michie npmd#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#it's midnight and i legit started this at 10 pm#can you guess what Richie is wearing? did u guess his mascot gear-#the fact that I was just looking thru the tags of where the og originated from just hours before-#my art#artists on tumblr#jagerschitz#can you tell this is extremely half assed??
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also applies to Chifuyu & Shinichiro.......i think
It's late but I can't seem to think about anything other than the boyfriends who smell a lot like you. I think this applies very well to Rindou like. You're just together so often. His friends have already registered the smell as his own, and even though he sprays on his cologne before he leaves he still manages to smell like you for the rest of the day somehow.
A few have asked what his cologne or perfume is and he says the brand and then they go and compare it in-store but it legit smells nothing like him at all. Around his circle of friends he is notoriously known as the perfume gatekeeper and he doesn't understand it at all 一 has no clue what the big deal is around his perfume, because that's literally the brand he uses, what the hell more do you want from him? Not his fault the in-store oxidised-or-whatever samples don't smell like him. (He literally doesn't smell you on him because he's so used to it already. Like cat owners not knowing how their home smells like to a stranger. Yeah. You're the cat and he's the owner in this case.)
His friends can't quite place and recognise what exactly the smell is 一 especially the people he just met, and it always surprises them a little somehow during first impressions. It's just not very........common for a guy to smell like this. Especially not for a guy who looks like him 一 tall, tatted up, and eyes so fierce it could possibly kill 一 to smell a lot like flowers and bedsheets. The kinda scent that makes you feel at ease and you just want to fall asleep. A comforting one.
And I think that kind of explains why the elderly love speaking to him. Young kids like going up to him for help. The ladies holding their babies likes asking him to help with their stroller. All of that happens regularly despite the tattoos and chunky rings and dyed hair. He often wonders what the hell's so alluring about him that always attracts all these people in public especially when he's alone, but he does find himself doing kind, mundane things for them way too frequently. Not a single complaint on his mind, but just a thought. His girlfriend is usually the magnet attracting people all the time 一 he's more of the dog you'd walk when alone at night. But honestly it's just really his distinct smell from the rest that immediately makes him a safe zone to approach, but he doesn't know that of course.
Shion was over at his place one time to hide from the rain after dinner and he wasn't aware that anyone was home other than him and Rindou alone. The familiar scent of his friend suddenly lingers around in the air and he's quick to ask. "Yo, you got any beer in your fridge? I'm kinda thirsty." He doesn't look up from his phone the entire time 一 they're best buddies, he's been over a few times, and he just really wants something to drink.
A while later, a can of ice cold beer appears in his view next to his device and he grabs it swiftly. "Thanks."
And then he sees long nails and bracelets and fingers a lot more nimbler than his friend's一
Suddenly the smell of fresh flowers 一 something pretty famous from Armani, he recalls 一 floods his nostrils all at once and his brain short circuits. His friend fucking smells like you 一 your scent is just a lot more stronger and distinguishable.
"You're welcome." You have a nice smile on your face while he looks up in horror. "He's in the toilet by the way." You point to the door behind you.
"Oh. My bad."
#just normal day to day things#i always find myself asking what perfume my friends uses as well#and then they look at me and go huh what smell do i smell#like yes you do. u smell very nice. can u tell me the name already#and they cant answer me cus they legit dunno what smell im talking about#rindou x reader#rindou haitani#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers#blabbers
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Finally revealing one of my other blorbos, Niccolo Sonata! A mixed genre troll who poses as a Pop Idol up until world tour
He's a complicated bag, he's half rock half classical, his mother kind of low-key hates him, and his dad does care but is kind of paralyzed with various anxieties that comes with the fact that Niccolo is half classical (worried about his constitution and his wings) and things related to his mother (she doesn't want Niccolo to become like his dad and puts a lot of restrictions on him)
Both of his parents don't really know what to do with him, and he doesn't know what to do with himself.
He has a lot of internalized hatred towards himself and the two sides of his musical families, plus he is a secret third genre (symphonic rock) which he doesn't fully understand. He got picked on a bit in Volcano Rock City, they're a lot rougher than he's used to so he just kind of took it, which is why he looks so roughed up in one pic and the other he says they hate him in VRC
Again he's really complicated even tho he doesn't look it, if you have questions about him lmk
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls 3#trolls oc#trolls world tour#twt#trolls oc Niccolo#his father calls him Nicky#his dad did try to be a good dad and just ended up dropping the ball because he was worried about what niccolos mom would do#shes not a nice person#idk if you can tell#she does care for her son she just cant get over the other half of him#if that makes sense#she believes that even if he isnt full classical she can just make him#which causes him to run away from home at 18#he lived between houses for about 10 yr#and then the rest with his mother due to an incident#which will appear in a different comic#ill share more about his parents later#niccolo is kind of stuck up#and rude to people when hes off stage he doesnt mean to be#it just happens which he does eventually grow out of#his story is one of learning to be better not just for himself but for the people hes around#i think he probably doesnt have many friends until after his growth#tho he does have some its like 3 people who see his potential for growth and or tolerate his bad behavior#i have a few comics of him BUT i need to fix them before i post#cuz i got his wing shape wrong in ALL OF THEM#legit got them wrong in the two comics i have here and they were made 2 sec after i made his design#i had to fix them to post them#idk how i did that but i did smh smh
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If My Body Could Speak, Blythe Baird | The Godfather, Mario Puzo | My Father's House, Sylvia Fraser | To The Daughter Who Secretly Longs For Her Mother’s Affection, Lynne Shako | Storms from Jupiter, Wanda Deglane | DO NOT REPLY, @filmnoirsbian
#connie corleone#carmela corleone#the godfather#web weaving#this is...quite negative towards carmela i guess#so i just want to make it clear that i actually really love her as a character and i actually can understand how she became who she was#she was a woman born in the late 19th century raised not just in a patriarchal society but a CATHOLIC patriarchal society#who therefore grew up learning that she was primarly defined by her relationship to her husband and her capacity to be a 'good wife'#so i totally understand why she would take some type of sick pride in knowing that her husband never 'had' to hit her#but like...that entire part of the book was legit hard to read and Carmela was really not that much better than Vito there#so it's kinda hard for me not side eyed the shit out of her when she blame Connie for being a neglectful mom#like geez Carmela I wonder why your daugther might be struggling I'm sure it has nothing to do with anything you did or refused to do...#i'll say that she did end up being concerned for Connie and trying to help so she definitely deserves some points here#unlike Vito's dumbass who was just like 'it really hurts me to know that my daughter is being hit all the time but i can't do anything :('#'I'll tell her it's all her fault and that she deserves to be hit that will surely help somehow'#Vito really spent the entirety of this book being like 'nothing and I mean NOTHING matters more than blood (conditions very much applies)'#domestic violence mention
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hex member: kid, you can't drive an atomicycle. you aren't even old enough to have a driver's license.
the operator, who can at the very least successfully fly their own very large spaceship very close to the sun: A What
#ni blabs#warframe#warframe spoilers#can u tell i've been doing grinding for railjack intrinsics while waiting for lotus eaters#...also brings up the question of how old they're actually supposed to be#i figure they're in the Last 5 Seconds Of Being 12 to like idk 15ish#but if they extend into the widely-accepted legal driving age zone then this joke kinda stops working lol#...according to wikipedia a few areas let supervised driving age go low as 14. wack.#edit: changed has at the very least to can at the very least b/c i legit forgot the drifter ending for a sec. whoops.#second edit b/c i used flown instead of fly. i wrote this post and then took a nap basically right after lol.
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Jacob Black’s Self Saving System and His Shenanigans™️
#jacob black#jacob black’s self saving system#jbsss#twilight#the twilight saga#twilight renaissance#edward cullen#Tell me your MC is a loser without telling me that your MC is a loser.#I rewatched twilight the other day and the acting was so painfully awkward like ❓❓#guys I’m trying to finish the second part but college is killing me😭😭#it’s 45% done but the writer’s block and my schedule is just —#Like the quizzes and CTs are legit going to be the death of me.#Also can please someone teach me C programming ?#I can’t understand shit and I have a test in like three days.#why did I have to take engineering#just a lil something before I get my act together and post the second part
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Mal du Pays for a discord icon I didn't even end up liking
#codacheetah#my art#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#isat mal du pays#i don't like it with or without the color thing as a profile picture. so fucking tragic#but you guys can have it nayways.#mdp occupies such a funny space in my brain. i'm kind of insane about it but like#like i could talk for four hours about loop and still come up with new shit.#i couldn't tell u a fucking thing abt how i feel about this thang#i never post about it because i legit don't have much in the way of mdp thoughts. i just think it's neat!
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Curtwen Week Day 5: Disguise
#ok so here’s the dealio yall#I tried to do like- legit lineart but it was NOT working out no matter how many times I tried#so I just colored in and shaded the sketch#I half assed it sure#but I needed something to post today#and thus we have this#I wasn’t going to waste brain cells y’know#trying my best not to burnout#cause lemme tell yall I’m not far from it#but I refuse#I won’t let it get me#I’ve still got two more days to draw for#and then hfff next week#and then art fight#and then Saf AUgust#and then pulp fortnight#so burnout is NOT an option for me#I’m not allowed#fun fact: the yo-yo was originally used as a hunting weapon#that’s a good one I like that one#curtwen week#Curtwen week 2024#spies are forever#tin can bros#tin can brothers#the deadliest man alive#dma#Owen carvour#Joey richter#my art
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#Alex Rider#sorry for all the Alex Rider posts u-u it will happen again#i love both series. i just think Alex telling everyone he's an uwu innocent lil guy is sooo funny when he has a killcount higher than god#even funnier when everyone else ALSO knows he has a killcount so he's just straight up lying to their face to get them to underestimate him#even more funnier is when it WORKS#Alex the Loves To Blow Shit Up Kid: i can be trusted with explosives#MI6: ..................................................................... yeah seems legit. here's like 5 bombs go hog wild
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Dc x dp idea 33
There is a battle going on. Between the justice/young justice/teen titans (any of them work) and some threat from the infinite realms.
The team is loosing, none of there weapons are working and magic isn’t working either.
A glowing green portal and Danny is dragged through by cujo. Danny yells at cujo to heel. Just for cujo to stop in the middle of the battle.
Danny looks around and sees what happening. He confronts the ones from the infinite realm demanding to know what was done to cause a fight. Demanding to know if they had threatened the realm. Had they broken any law against the realm.
The answer was no. They taunt him tho that he doesn’t stand a chance against them. He is just a lone child a mere baby by there standards.
Danny looks at them and scoffs at them. Just starts walking towards them.
Obviously the dc team tries to get him to stop. Danny looks back at them eyes glowing green a ice wall forming between them.
Danny turns back to those from his realm and transforms. Crown appearing above his head. He speaks of how he defeated vortex, undergrowth and nocturne. He has learned from pandora, frostbite and clockwork. United the realms. He lead the group that sealed away pariah. Danny just tells them to run.
And they do.
Danny transforms back. Ice wall down when he goes to apologize for them cujo knocks him down. Cujo is just full on him licking him.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#justice league#cujo#i just want bad ass Danny#he was just walking cujo#and cujo craved chaos for Danny#the team gains a powerful ally#cause Danny geeks out on them#like they are legit heros#they all can tell he is an overpowered teen#Danny gives them an interdimensonal com#Danny is able to make portals at this time#ghost king danny#he got the crown not by conquest#but because clockwork and pandora forced the Observants hand#Danny was obviously the best choice as he is a halfa#they went from seeing the king of the infinite realm#to seeing a child getting dog kisses
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Ppl don't realize that if you want to write skk's dynamic properly, just picture a cat vs dog fiasco and run with that.
They are the definition of black cat and golden retriever energy. It's literally canon.
(Oda describes Dazai as a burnt black cat. Chuuya gets called a dog every other episode he's in. Asagiri isn't even trying to hide that fact.)
And while I think Chuuya's got more of a chihuahua energy than anything, it doesn't erase the original point of this being my go-to drive force whenever I write them.
Dazai's upset? Think of what your cat would do. Sulk and ignore, give you the silent treatment, either avoid you at all costs or confront you with bared claws and an intent to destroy, depending on the situation.
Chuuya feeling threatened? Let him growl or snarl, bare his teeth, lunge squarely at whoever's imposing the threat. Let him be possessive of who he's protecting, let him be vocal and the loudest person in the room.
What happens when a cat and a dog clash? Yeah, exactly. Disaster.
Yet at the end of the day, when their energies dissipate, you'll find them cuddling with each other, asleep with no care in the world, because they're together.
You're literally writing about a black cat and a ginger Chihuahua, skk writers!!!
#I can make a full ass post regarding this idea while taking bits from the manga as evidence fbdbd#if anyone's up for that just tell me lmao#but yeah I'm not joking they are cat and dog coded#who are partnered up...#what was Mori thinking actually dvdhdkd#bsd#skk#bungou stray dogs#soukoku#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#fluff#silly#black cat and golden retriever#ficspiration#can't believe this is a legit tumblr tag jergrkn#J's writing ✍🏽#J's post
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