#i bought the shit outta this game

[i-want-a-slurpee]

I may have just played Fields of Mistria for 11 hours straight 😅

If you've been thinking about getting this game DO IT!! If you are into farm sims this game is for you

[rindomness]

BTW I genuinely love that night in the woods does not, in the end, tell you if it was all real or not. It does not even explain whether the goat was real. It gives you mundane explanations - mae's mental health history, gas leaks, the strikes and structural instability in the mines - but also it's juuust legitimately supernatural enough that you end the game going... well. was that all imagined? how much of that was legitimate? the cultists all talk about getting abilities from the pit, and mae's friends are there and are confirming this is actually happening, and I think that was the first time in the game I actually approached the idea that there really was something else going on and it wasn't all just things we the player are experiencing because we're getting it from mae's perspective and mae is a truly intense unreliable narrator.

But: how much does it matter if there's actually an eldritch goat god underneath possum springs, or if it was all just a delusion on mae's behalf, or if it's a gas leak? that isn't the point. that was never the point.

also that maintenance guy is a ghost im 90% sure

[marictheirins]

inquisition was hobbled together in a cave on a unfinished or barely brand new version of the frostbite engine and it worked better at launch on previous gen, current gen, & pc just fine with the biggest issue is texture load in lag how the FUCK does veilguard keep fucking this up

[clefairysoup]

What yours and Ellie’s apartment would look like and why

All the photos are from Pinterest not mine! Reblogs and comments are very appreciated. I come bearing fluff. No apocalypse and I’m not sure if someone has done this idea, I haven’t seen anything but if someone has please tell me and I will delete this

The kitchen

This is the most average broke uni student kitchen I have ever seen, and it fits you two. Ellie bought magnets that say 'eat pussy all day' and stuck them on the fridge, she told you it’s a reminder for her to come get her other meal. Anyways ellie gives of vibes that the most cooking she can do to her abilities is sticking a nasty ready meal in the microwave. More under cut

dining area

your dining area is the most boring and small place in the apartment, you both simply have no care for it. Its just a table with 2 chairs that sits in the most random spot (your fucked when people come over). Usually you eat in the living room, only ever used when you feel bad for neglecting it, cluttering things on the table of random objects that you forget about or for stealing one of the chairs for something else. ultimately useless.

Bathroom

Simple but still shows sign of use. some cute plants and odd posters and stickers ellie insists of having on the wall. Ellie definitely manages to get water all over the floor when showering, even with the curtain and your like ??? Just me thatlikes those toilet rug things but then its also gross at the same time, because thats where you shit why do you have a rug on it. Ellie has a mug that says, 'Keep calm im a lesbian' on it that holds your tooth brushes.

Bedroom

Ellie’s lazy ass would NEVER make the bed, she just rolls right outta there. Got a whole shelf and drawer to your cds and vinyls, and the many different head phones and players. Shelves of all the comics ellie loves and your things. Cringy ass pillows all over the bed. Ellie also keeps her guitar on the wall.

Living room

Once again ellie removed the ceiling lights from the living because it didn’t match the vibe. You now have over 12 lamps scattered around the room, that you find in little thrift stores. 100% have a mini fridge because you guys can’t be bothered to take 4 steps to the kitchen. 100 pillows and the throws that you try to fold up but somehow just end up pilled in a ball back to how they were. You guys own tons of board games that Ellie keeps from her childhood.

bonus

Ellie owns a freaking plakat beta fish because I said so, and she’s also an autistic nerd (someone had to say it ). She loves her fish called Hester which is an astrology term for star, that she also is nerdy af about

I hope you enjoyed me talking about my wife of 3 years, Reblogs are very appreciated

[transvampireboyfriend]

this is the last update i had for this weekend. you can follow the tag #steddie lake fic if you wanna check for updates. thank you for reading <3

part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7 - part 8

Eddie sets up one of the picnic tables, using Argyle's gingham tablecloth and arranging the hot dogs and sandwiches he and Nancy prepared.

They find a glass water dispenser inside their cabin and Eddie makes lemonade to fill it and dumps all of the ice they bought in their last stop with it. He places that on the table too.

A soon as everything is ready, Nancy grabs some food and drinks and joins Robin and Argyle in their cards game, a few tables over.

Eddie's now heading in the opposite direction to have a cigarette while he pretends he's not watching Steve haul very heavy suitcases from his car to their cabin.

The cabin belongs to Steve's family. Steve played nice with his parents for months so they would let them all stay over this week: at the tail of summer, right before Nancy, Argyle and Jonathan leave Hawkins again, and Steve, Robin and Eddie go back to their jobs. At least until Robin figures out where she wants to go to school and drags the boys along with her.

Steve's been researching schools and cities with her, he wants the best for his platonic soulmate. He's sweet. He's also dead set on having Eddie come with them and he can be very persuasive.

Not that he needs to be, Eddie thinks, watching Steve lean into his trunk for what might be the last time in a bit, considering how empty it looks from afar.

Steve's rolled the sleeves of his white tee all the way up to the top, letting his biceps flex freely. He's wearing the light wash jeans that make his ass look like it's begging to be grabbed. There's sweat dripping everywhere. He shakes it off and runs his hands through his hair every now and then, and Eddie's mouth is producing way too much saliva.

Eddie takes a long drag from his cigarette and turns his back on the borderline wet dream that is Steve Harrington, facing the lake again.

As he looks at the water and listens to the birds, Eddie goes through one and a half cigarettes, lost in thoughts of hazel eyes.

After a while, he hears steps approaching him from behind for the second time today.

This time, he turns before they reach him and sees Steve walking the las few paces until he's within earshot.

He's so sweaty.

"All done, big guy?" Eddie asks, a little breathless as he watches him approach.

Steve' face is all red, probably from the heat. He scoffs,

"You're like two inches taller than me" he says,

"Oh, you've noticed" Eddie teases with a lopsided grin,

"Shut up" Steve laughs "My hair makes up for it",

"Hmm" Eddie hums, refraining from making a comment on Steve's hair.

He pulls out his cigarette pack and offers it to Steve, assuming that's why he made a beeline for him and not the food.

"Want one?" Eddie asks,

Steve shakes his head "Yeah, but no" he says,

Eddie frowns, confused, holding his own cigarette with his mouth while he occupies his hands with putting the pack back in his pocket.

His eyes are also focused on this task, so he doesn't see Steve reaching out, taking the cigarette right out of Eddie's mouth.

Eddie feels his eyes go wide as plates and he slowly looks up to find Steve smoking his cigarette, looking out at the lake.

Holy shit.

Eddie blinks himself outta his shock. "Oh," he says, stupidly.

Steve looks back at him, searches for something in his eyes and smiles. The twinkle in his eyes only registers when Eddie watches him lean into his space once more, and take Eddie's bandana out of his back pocket this time, using it to wipe the sweat off his brow.

What?!

Eddie goes right past shock and into indignation.

"Hey!" he protests,

"Can I use this?" Steve asks around Eddie's cigarette, and way too late, too, "I'm using it" he states, in the bitchy tone he uses sometimes, the one that makes Eddie weak in the knees.

"I can see that!" Eddie tells him, trying to contain his indignant (going on giddy) laughter, "You're gross", Eddie says, like he wouldn't lick the sweat off Steve if he were allowed.

Steve just laughs at him, looking so beautiful, like right out of a magazine. Eddie lets himself hope for a split second.

"Did you just come here to take my stuff?" he asks Steve, mostly to stop himself from leaning in to bite the moles on his cheeks. He also kicks Steve's shin softly, just to make him laugh again. He succeeds.

"Maybe", Steve says, blowing smoke to the side and then offering the cigarette back to Eddie, raising his eyebrows expectantly.

What. Is happening.

Eddie rolls his eyes but accepts the offer.

"Yuck." he says dramatically, keeping his eyes on Steve, putting the cigarette back in his mouth and failing miserably at hiding his smile.

Steve watches him do it and laughs, something mischievous and delighted, then begins rolling Eddie's bandana, supporting the motion on his thigh and then reaching up to tie the result around his head.

God. What the fuck.

"You're stealing from me now?", Eddie accuses, shocked.

Steve snorts, "Borrowing", he clarifies, "I'll clean it and give it back to you", he says, like he's proud of it.

Is he fucking flirting with me?

Eddie rolls his eyes again and tries to hide his shocked smile once more. Fails.

"Or would you rather I give it to you all sweaty like this?" Steve asks, somehow sounding both dirty and completely rhetorical.

Jesus fucking -

"Ha!" Eddie says, shoving Steve's shoulder. "You have to get permission to borrow something, Steve",

"I did! I just did!" Steve protests,

"Did I say yes?" Eddie counters,

Steve pulls out his puppy eyes, the bastard, aiming them at Eddie with full force.

"Can I please use your bandana, Eddie?" Steve asks "Eds?" he adds, switching to a nickname almost as an afterthought.

Eddie's going to die of a heart attack, one of these days.

In fact, he probably already did. Yeah, he died and went to heaven, it seems.

"I can't stand you." he tells Steve, squinting.

It makes Steve dissolve into laughter again and Eddie basks in the sound as he stubs his cigarette.

"Yeah, you can use it", Eddie finally gives in, "since you already are, you menace. Come on.", he invites, already walking back toward the food table, leaving Steve behind, trying to regain some of the balance in their interaction,

"I made lemonade" he calls back to Steve, and listens as the other boy catches up.

When Steve's at his side again, Eddie turns to look at him.

"Let's get you something that's actually for you, for a change" Eddie quips.

Steve throws his head back as he laughs.

part 5

[chaostroberry1]

Haii can you do a hcs of the Greek brothers (Zeus included but it's fine if you don't want to) to their S/O who is a mortal from the modern era?? I rllyy like your writing especially the Apollo's one ^^

Ofc! I'm sorry for the long wait 🙇‍♀️ I've been eating and rotting in my bed for a while. I dont really know about what you are requesting, there's only very little description. So I'll try my best ^^

RoR Greek bros with modern mortal s/o

Zues

- Mf is old as hell, literally. He'd be asking you all sorts of crap and wonder about the technology you have. He already knows about it, but he does like to stare and wonder what you do all day in that little rectangular piece of technology.

- He also tries to find ways to make you immortal, cus duh, he really likes you. But I think he'd be interested in cute little farm games online when you show him the stuff that you can do on your phone.

- he asks you to buy him a gadget, which you do so. but man, he sucks ass at it. You find him trying to figure out how to use it. Holding it upside down, pressing on all sorts of buttons until you have to lend me some help.

- he's also fond of the slangs and way you talk. He often uses your words too. Like "Lmfao!" Or "LOL!!"

- he wants to learn more about modern society, and everything there is to learn about. Until he found out about google. Mf now keeps on asking the stupidest questions, and even calls his brother's on facetime, just to talk to them about the stupidest shit.

- he'd laugh so loud when it comes to you telling him jokes from your TikTok brainrots and all.

- you talk to him about all the newest things happening, and all. And drama. But I think he's more interested in learning new words.

Adamas

- yes he does use the slangs too. I bet he'd randomly gangsta talk outta nowhere and make the most out of pocket statements.

- give him some love, he's just having fun especially after all the stuff he went through.

- I know damn well he makes yo mama jokes, no matter how old that stuff be. He's older than you bro, he's been alive for a very long time. So you better teach him more to mama jokes.

- your fashion sense was interesting, he wanna dress cool too. So he's gonna force you to show him clothes that he'd like to wear, and he'd pick the edgiest ones. 😭

- he often gets annoyed at how you're always on your phone and not paying attention to him, which makes him wonder what's so good about it.

- you gave him a gadget, which he now likes to watch anime in, or sports probably. Basically anything interesting.

Hades

- he finds you very endearing, and loves you very much. He'd find a way to turn you immortal so that he can care for you forever.

- yes he installed wifi in his place so that you could stay happy, and do whatever the hell you do on your gadgets.

- Bet you bought a TV and watched anime there with him, or maybe TV series or shows. Could even be horror movies. He loves to cuddle up with you whenever you guys watch a horror movie, cus he knows that he'll be the one to protect you when you get scared or tired.

- when you gave him a gadget, he didn't know what to use it for, but you said that he could chat with other people no matter where they at. And even store photos of whatever he wanted.

- it truly amazed him how far humanity had evolved. Now he can just search up anything he had questions about, or facetime his brother's, or buy something for you.

- he likes to listen to songs he finds, and now he's never really bored like he used to be. Maybe gadgets weren't so bad. He knows how to limit himself, and that's why he tries to limit it fro you too. He doesn't want your eyes to hurt, and wants you to get rest.

- there's so many things he wants to learn from you. And how humans do their daily thing. It's amusing to watch.

Poseidon

- Bro he really loves you a lot, he just doesn't show it. But it definitely caught his attention seeing the odd way you talked or acted.

- when you introduced him to a gadget, he just shook it off, not wanting to get into pathetic little things like that, but you insisted. So now there he was.

- he really thought that humans were babied. The fact that they all gotten so lazy over the centuries gave him the ick.

- but he did find some helpful words to use whenever it came to describing stuff. But that's till doesn't help with anything. Like y'all have google, you don't need to waste your time studying when you can just do a quick search and boom, all the answers are there.

- you guys had online shopping, you didn't need to use your legs to do some work when you could just order online. And so much more. Humanity was babied. Everyone was pathetic in his eyes.

- but, you were an exception. Cus he liked you lots.

- I believe that over time, he'd catch himself talking like you, like "it gives me the ick." 💀

- he's such a bitch, but it's ok. Cus it's Poseidon.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine helping Benn get away to see a 'friend'

Benn: *trying to slip off the ship during dinner for the third night in a row*

Shanks: *notices he's gone almost immediately* Where's Beck?

Lucky Roux: *counting the money Benn bribed him with to keep quiet* I dunno

Shanks: *Runs out on deck to find Benn trying to sneak over the side of the bot* Where we going?

Benn: we aren't going anywhere, I'm going to port by myself.

Shanks: You're leaving the crew! *Starts to tear up*

The crew: *piles out when they hear Shanks' caterwauling* You're leaving! Without even saying goodbye!

Benn: I'm just leaving for the night, not forever...*realizes no one is listening to him* oh my gods, FINE! Fine, I'm not going anywhere.

Crew: *cheers as they herd Benn back into the mess hall*

An hour later

Benn: *finally manages to claw his way out of the impromptu game night to take a breather out on deck*

You: *watches him lean on the railing, trying to light night cigarette* Need a light?

Benn: *jumps in surprise and drops his lighter into the bay* You scared the shit outta me!

You: *hands him your lighter and leans against the railing*, so why were you trying to sneak off?

Benn: what's it to you?

You: maybe I could help if you have a good reason.

Benn: I wanted to go see a friend I always hook up with when we make port here. She knows I'm a pirate, but not what crew I'm apart of.

You: and you don't want us to meet her? Are you shamed of us?

Benn: *no hesitation* very...Nah, nah, it's just she's a sweet gal and rather timid.

You: and you think she'll be scared off when she finds out you're the emotional support idiot to one of the four emperors?

Benn: yes...Wait, I'm no one's emotional support idiot.

You: In order to stop Shanks from pouting you had to let him curl up in your lap.

Benn: so?

You: You looked like you were burping him, like a baby, when he's a whole ass grown man.

Benn: *purses his lips because he knows you're right, so he elects not to respond*

You: Anyway, you want help sneaking out?

Benn: No offense rookie, but I don't think you can help me. They're a group of seasoned pirates, and you.... You've only been in this life for what? Three years?

You: You're forgetting that they're also just a bunch of dudes who are children at heart.

Benn: what are you getting at?

You: What I'm saying is sneaking out will cost you.

Benn: how much?

You: Take me shopping tomorrow and we'll find out.

The next night

Benn: There's no way this is gonna work.

You: Boys! Benn bought you some stuff! *Presents them with a 10,000 + piece Lego set of the Red Force (I'm making Legos cannon for a plot device), a dial set of Uta's newest album, and twenty barrels of booze*

The Crew: *move like a wave, taking up the gifts*

Shanks: What brought this on?

Benn: Just thought we could use a new activity for tonight, you've all been working so hard lately and all.

Thirty minutes later

The crew: *absorbed in sorting Lego pieces and reading the instruction manual*

Benn: *also absorbed*

You: *elbows him* aren't you trying to get laid?

Benn: but Legos.

You: You really gonna pick Legos over pussy?

Benn: but what if they finish it without me?

You: I'll make it have an accident, so they have to start all over. Now get out of here.

Benn: I can't believe that your plan worked.

You: yeah yeah, get outta here before they notice you're gone

Benn: You're the best *kisses your forehead and flings himself off the side of the ship*

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[beautifuldisaster88]

Even after being together for three years, JJ still couldn't believe that he landed the hottest girl on the island, not to mention the kook princess. It blew his mind that a literal goddess worshipped the ground that he walked on, always saying that the Pogue could do no wrong in her eyes. She didn't care that JJ was a Pogue, living on the cut and barely scraping to get by, none of the materialistic bullshit meant a thing to her. As long as she had the blonde next to her and knew that he was hers, that's all she needed. It was no secret that she also worshipped the ground that he walked on.

Of course being the kook princess meant that she was in no way hurting for money. She always made sure that JJ and the rest of the Pogues had food, electricity and running water, even if they tried to tell her that she didn't need to spend money on her. This was her way of thanking them for welcoming her with open arms and not treating her like just another kook. She made sure that all the bills for the chateau were paid on time every month, ignoring John B when he told her that wasn't necessary. They were her family now, and she'd always make sure they were well taken care of.

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She walked into the kitchen of the chateau, wearing one of JJ's shirts that hung on her small frame. You couldn't tell by looking, but she had her favorite bikini under it, and where others might not know that, the Pogues did. Rummaging through the nearly empty refrigerator and cabinets she pouted. She adored the Pogues but damn they were stubborn. She'd told them multiple times that if they needed food or anything at all, they were to tell her and she'd get it. It wasn't unusual for her boyfriend not to notice things like there being no food in the house, but she at least expected John B to let her know when the chateau got low on food.

"Jayj! JB!" She called out from the kitchen before making her way into the living room where her boyfriend and best friend were playing Xbox. Oh sure, they had no problem playing the video games she'd bought for the chateau, but God forbid they mention the lack of food in the house.

"Whatcha need, mamas?" The blonde asked his girlfriend, his eyes glued to the screen as he continued to play whatever game him and John B were playing.

"You boys are in trouble." She said sternly, placing her hands on her hips.

Both boys immediately looked at each with wide eyes, as though trying to figure out what it was they'd done this time to get into trouble with the kook princess.

"Whatever it is, it was all your boyfriend. I had no part in it." The Routledge boy quickly spoke up, setting the controller down to put his hands up in surrender.

"Dude! Way to throw me under the bus!" JJ exclaimed, a bit too dramatically. At least it tore his attention from the screen. His girlfriend just looked at him, watching him scratch his head as the gears turned. "It wasn't me this time. I swear, mamas. I've stayed outta trouble, don' wanna get grounded from that pussy again. Nuh uh, I ain't doing shit to be tortured like that."

"You're both idiots." She laughed, shaking her head as she walked over to sit on JJ's lap, caressing her manicured fingers through his blonde mop, knowing it made him putty in her hand. "Did you boys forget to mention something very important?"

Both of the boys racked their brains trying to figure out what she was talking about, the worry evident in their eyes. She let them torture themselves for a few minutes before finally speaking up.

"Food, dumbasses. You failed to mention that you ate all the food. How many times have I told you guys to let me know when you're running low on food? I can't let my boys go without food."

JJ's arms immediately wrapped possessively around her torso, not liking the fact that she called his best friend one of her boys, even though she always called all three of the Pogues her boys. Hell, everyone on the island knew that the three boys were her boys, two of them platonically and JJ romantically.

"He's not your boy, 'm your only boy." He mumbled, to which she ignored and just smirked at how adorable her boyfriend was.

"Sorry, kiddo. I just feel like shit that you're always spending money on us. I was hoping to make enough to put some food in here, but tips have been shitty lately. Half the kooks that I deliver groceries to refuse to tip a 'dirty pogue'." John B said, looking down at the controller.

"I want names. I'm about to go off on the kooks who refuse to tip you. Also, I've told you guys that I enjoy taking care of you. My money is also the Pogues money, whatever you need just tell me. Food being the top priority. We're going shopping for groceries, no argument."

JJ began peppering kisses down her neck, biting and sucking on her smooth skin, smirking at his masterpiece of little purple bruises on her neck. It was rare to not see her with love bites and hickey's, the Maybank boys way of marking what belonged to him.

"I happen to be starving, mamas, but not for no food you find at any store." JJ mumbled against her neck, his hand trailing down to her thigh where he squeezed, chuckling when she squeezed her thighs together.

"You can have your dessert, baby." She whispered in a seductive and teasing voice. "After we go shopping for actual food."

The blonde let out a dramatic sigh, giving her a look like a puppy who'd just been kicked. Picking her up as he stood from his spot on the couch, he snapped his head to look at his best friend, holding out one of his hands.

"I need the keys to the Twinkie, bro. Mamas here won't let me eat my favorite snack if we don't let her put food in here. Do you really want to deal with a pussy starved JJ? I don't think you do." The blonde exclaimed.

John B's eyes widened and he laughed, fishing in his pocket for his keys, before tossing them to the blonde.

"Definitely don't want that. I almost drowned you last time just to shut you up. No fucking in the Twinkie this time. Last time it took me over a week to get the smell of sex out."

"We'll behave, JB." She giggled in JJ's arms.

The blonde just smirked, winking at his best friend as he walked out the front door with his girlfriend in his arms, making John B shake his head.

"They're definitely going to fuck in my van again." He laughed to himself, picking up the controller and unpausing the game.

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"Fuck... R-right there... Don't... Stop.." Her cries and pleas filled the inside of the Twinkie. JJ had her face down and ass up, drilling into her sopping cunt as he fucked her merciless in the back of his best friends van, unable to wait until they were back at the chateau.

"Doin' so good for me, mamas. That sweet pussy is tryin' to milk my cock dry." He groaned, slipping out of her, only to slam back inside her tight pussy.

The way she clenched around his cock told JJ that she was close. Reaching his hand down, he began rubbing her clit and applying pressure. She was a moaning mess under him, tear stained cheeks from sucking him off before he fucked her senseless. Fuck, she looked so beautiful being drunk off his cock.

"Look at my fucking beautiful kook princess, taking this Pogue dick like the good slut you are. 'm gonna fill that pretty little pussy with my cum. Ya want daddy's cum, Baby Girl? Hmm? Of course you do, fucking cum slut."

"m' gonna cum, daddy. Want your cum." She whined, starting to tremble under him.

JJ gripped her hair around his fist, yanking her head back to look at him. He loved watching her come undone and the faces she made when she came. His thrusts were sloppy, hinting that he was also close, but her release was more important to JJ. The blonde attacked her neck with his mouth, leaving more marks as he destroyed her sweet pussy. "Cum 'fme, mamas. Cum on Daddy's cock."

He wrapped a strong arm around her torso, supporting her body as she reached her high, throwing her head back and screaming out his name as she came all over his cock. Unable to hold back any longer, JJ released his load, coating her gummy walls in thick white ropes of his cum. He didn't stop thrusting in and out, wanting to make sure he fucked his cum deep inside her cunt.

After finally pulling out, he grabbed her by the waist and brought her against his toned chest as the blonde collapsed on the floor of the Twinkle. Both of them panting and sweaty.

JJ brushed the hair back that had been sticking to her face, admiring her beautiful fucked out face. It still amazed him how it was his cock bringing her pleasure, how it was his mouth marking her. He placed multiple small kisses all over her face and shoulders.

"You did so good, mamas. I love you." He whispered breathlessly.

"I love you, Jayj. Thank you , Daddy." She whispered back just as breathlessly.

"Ain't no way we're gettin' 'way with this one. The Twinkie reeks of sex. Least we got the food." JJ's chest rumbled as he laughed, making her bury her face into his chest with embarrassment, but at least she giggled.

"I'll make it up to JB by making my famous brownies and cookies."

"Special brownies?" The blonde boy asked excitedly.

"Mmm, yes. I'll make you a batch of special brownies, baby." She smiled up at him.

JJ looked at her with love and admiration, caressing the side of her face before leaning down to capture her lips. "Fuck, how did I get so lucky to have you?"

She giggled and shook her head.

"'m the lucky one, J. I'm the first girl who got you to commit."

"Damn right you did. I fell in love with you the moment I saw you and swore to do anything to make you mine. I was shocked as shit the first time I asked you out on a date and you agreed. I'm gonna marry you, mamas and we're gonna have little Maybanks runnin' round, causing havoc. 'm gonna save up enough money, get us our own place. It'll have to be here on the cut though, can't afford figure eight, sorry princess."

That made her scrunch up her nose. She didn't care about living on Figure Eight, as long as she was with JJ. Hell, she'd live in a cardboard box if it meant having their own place together.

"Don't care about living on Figure Eight, Jayj. Just wanna live with you. Think it's time I went from kook princess to Pogue princess... Long as Kie doesn't mind me taking that title."

JJ laughed, holding her close.

"You're the Pogue princess, mamas. Ain't no one else claiming that shit but you. I'll fight Kie for it if she even tries bitchin'. You earned that shit, Mrs. Maybank."

She melted every time he called her Mrs. Maybank.

"We better get dressed and get these groceries back to the chateau, Mr. Maybank. Cancel your plans for the rest of the night, cause mama plans on making Daddy feel good all night."

That's all JJ needed to hear. He quickly rummaged around the Twinkie, grabbing their clothes, laughing when he held up her torn thong that he'd ripped off. Thankfully she was used to him tearing her undergarments by now, even some of her clothes. Her bedroom was inpatient when it came to getting her naked, often resulting in him just ripping the fabric off of her.

After the two got dressed, JJ drove like a maniac to the chateau.

"Here's the food. You're job to put it away. Mamas is desperate for Daddy's cock."

Is all JJ had to say to John B when they walked in carrying bags of groceries. He sat them down on the counter, before grabbing her and throwing her over his shoulder and carrying her to their shared bedroom at the chateau.

"Best clear your schedule for the next two to three days, mamas. You won't be walking right after I'm done with you. Bought to give you the Maybank dick special."

[melliiaahh]

⚝Blue Lock Boys being jealous over you⚝

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How they act when someone it hitting on you!

Word count:1.8k

Warning: Swearing, mentions of sexual interactions and feminine descriptions 

Featuring : Bachira, Kunigami, Chigiri, Isagi, Sae, Nagi and Reo 

Genre : fluff, Jealousy 

Notes: more of a short story/HC. If you ever want more characters feel free to ask !

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Yoichi Isagi

He was probably walking towards you from behind with the food he bought for the both of you and notice a guy he didn’t recognise trying to ask for you number. When he realised what was happening, jealousy quickly built up in him. 

He didn’t want you to see him this way so he stood behind you and DEATH GLARED the shit out of the other guy until he got really uncomfortable. 

You obviously told the stranger than you have a boyfriend so the guy put 1+1 together that Yoichi who looked like death itself was your boyfriend and quickly ran away. 

Once the guy left Isagi revealed himself from behind you and gave you your drink with a grin, trying to hide the fact that he was right behind you the whole time witnessing the conversation. 

Of course you being oblivious to it, you explained to him what just happened even though he already knew. He grabbed your hand and brought it close to his face before giving your hand a quick kiss on your knuckles before replying to you “ well too bad to that guy, you’re already taken” <3

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 Meguru Bachira

Although feeling a bit jealous and possessive he would let his ego get in the way a little and make it into a game or just straight out embarrass you to get the other guy uncomfortable-_-. 

He would say stuff like “ oh? You want y/n? Sorry~ she is taken. You can have a look at the marks on my back or neck she left on me last night? She’s really good at-“ he got pushed away by you from embarrassment of him mentioning the festivities from the night before… 

but he quickly wraps his arms around you before turning back to the guy and stating “ so back off. She’s mine” 

You both walk away before smacking his arm “ Megggg, you didn’t have to mention all of that! I was just about to tell him I was taken you know?” You said still flustered at what just happened. “ yeah I know but I like showing you off to people who wish to be me you know? Plus I love telling people that you’re my girl<3” 

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Hyoma Chigiri

Chigiri would be a little jealous but not as bad as the others , He would have been coming to pick you up from the store when he saw you getting hit on and CLEARLY looking uncomfortable, just trying to ignore the guy.

He hated the smug look the stranger had on his face while trying to talk to you, because of that he didn’t felt jealous at all, more so irritated at the thought of the guy even thinking he had a chance.  

Stepping out of the car, Chigiri walks up towards you till he’s able to put his arm around your shoulder before kissing you on the head. 

Chigiri would then just look at the guy with a DISGUSTED glare and would not stop until the guy walks away. 

He wouldn’t even have to say anything he would just stare… when the guy FINALLY left he would go up to you and just pull your face into a deep kiss.

After the man nearly SUCKS THE SOUL OUTTA YOU he would grin at you puzzled and flustered face before saying “ I’m yours and you’re mine, no one would ever be able to change that my love. Especially not that ugly guy” 

(power couple fr, y’all don’t even say anything to the guy. Y’all’s faces were enough to scare him away) 

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Rin Itoshi

Would be a mix of Chigiri and Isagi tbh. Rin isn’t jealous per say he is more disgusted/angry at the thought of another guy trying to win you over

He would be walking towards your normal meeting spot when he noticed you were there with an unfamiliar face. Immediately displeased at the sight he listens in and realised the stranger was asking for your number. 

Becoming even more agitated at him trying  to get your number by  cornering you into the wall he quickly grabs the back of the guys collar and flings him away (obviously because he’s strong as shit) 

When the guy turns around to see  why he was flinged away from you, he’s met with the dark presence of RIN ITOSHI. Rin then glares at him before saying  through gritted teeth “ Piss. Off. People like you who are lukewarm disgust me, She’s with me”. 

Immediately realising that he fucked with the wrong person (because of course Rin would be very popular in town both for his looks, soccer skills and his mean demeanour) the stranger quickly runs away.

Rin would then turn to you “ Are you okay?”. He would make sure you’re okay and that the guy didn’t touch or hurt you before speaking again  “Stop associating with people who are lukewarm. No one can have what is mine. Got it?” Then taking your hand and walking to your favourite shop<3

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Sae Itoshi

Like Bachira, he would turn it into a game of course. He isn’t the least bit jealous cause he knows that you’re loyal to him however he would 100% but the other guy in his place. 

Sae would see you getting hit on by a stranger and immediately walk over towards you. Sae spins you around to look at him instead of the other guy and he would hold your chin before saying “ Hello sweetheart, who’s this lump of shit talking to you? Should I get rid of him, Hm” Sae would proceed to look him up and down  while you explain to him that the stinger was asking for you number. 

Sae then responds by saying whilst looking into your eyes with a huge grin on his face “ so love the man wants your number huh?…  are you gonna give it to him?” You obviously shake your head no saying “ Sorry I’m already in a relationship with Sae..” 

Sae then smirks before going towards the guy who is obviously scared out of his mind for trying to get THE SAE ITOSHI’S partner 

“You heard the lady, She’s mine and no small minded lukewarm piece of shit like you is gonna take her away. We clear?” Sae says in a low voice with the clear venom in his words, showing off his dark demeanour similar to his younger brother (just with a lot more words lol). 

After the guy literally runs with his tail between his legs he turns to you to make sure you’re okay before grabbing your hand to walk back to the car. “ to think that guy thought he had a chance with you is astonishing. I would never let anyone as lukewarm as him to get between us” <3

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Seishiro Nagi

I feel Nagi wouldn’t notice it at first until it was blatantly obvious (or if someone straight out tells him that someone else is flirting with you) he would be more so annoyed that someone was taking your attention away rather than jealousy. He would also just scare the guy cause mans is BIG

“ Y/nnnnnn what are you doing?… lets go.. we are gonna be late to the release of (video game title)” Nagi grumbles while walking towards you, not realising the other person there

“Sorry my love ill be just a second okay?” You say before turning towards the stranger who had the AUDACITY to ask for your number ��yeah sorry I really don’t want to give out my number, I already have a boyfriend” you say before pointing at the literal titan that is standing behind you.

Nagi glares at the stranger and he is JUST NOW realising what is happening then puts his arm around you shoulder then clicks his tongue before saying “how bothersome… y/n is my partner, so can you get lost? We have places to be you know…”

He then grabs your hand, spins you around so you’re facing him and gives it a quick kiss on your knuckles before walks away before the stranger could even say anything.

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Kunigami Rensuke

Kunigami would be a lot nicer than everyone else ( unless after the wildcard then he would be like Rin or Chigiri) He also wouldn’t be the type to be jealous unless the guy was making like MADDD advances towards you, He’s more so protective <3. 

In this case he wouldn’t have noticed what was happening HAHAH. He walked up to you and the stranger and quickly put his hands around your waist, He’d quickly introduce himself as your man but then realise the guy looked shocked when he mentioned that. 

Kunigami then realised after you explained to him that the stranger is hitting on you and trying to get your number so he says “well its nice and all that you have the guts to ask for someones number but I’m afraid y/n is with me so if you can refrain from hitting on her id appreciate that buddy” 

then he’d grab your chin to make you look at him and gave you a deep kiss while low-key glaring at the guy till he got uncomfortable and walked away, He then smirked and continue to give you a long and heart-warming kiss  just to remind you that he would protect you and love you forever and no guy could compete with  that <3

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Mikage Reo

Mans has some jealousy ISSUES FR. When he notices what’s going on Reo would step in-between you and the guy, glare at him and say “ you’re a ballsy guy aren’t you? Trying to hit on them? Well you see I have an issue with that one since they’re with me. So hands and eyes off buddy or we are gonna have a serious problem.” 

Once he finished speaking he’s in the mans face ready to punch his square in the eyes. But was quickly pulled away by you since you didn’t want to cause any problems at your boyfriends fathers company party.

“ You don’t have to do that you know? I’m not going anywhere Reo” you hold his face to look at you and not at the guy who was probably shitting his pants from pissing off the CEOS son .

“ Maybe I should get you a necklace or something that has my name on its so people can take their eyes and hands off what’s mine.. you’re my love and I would never want to lose you to any of these low lives” He will then grin at you, before quickly going on his phone to order you that necklace

If getting you a necklace with his name or jersey number on it, is what it takes to tell people that you’re in a relationship then he would gladly do it for you in a heart beat, because to him you’re all that matters to him<3

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It was the greatest time of the month; the girls and Angel Dust were having their monthly sleepover in the hotel lobby! Everyone broke out their coziest onesies for the occasion, bought so many snacks and alcohol that they would have enough leftovers for next month’s party, Charlie and Vaggie brought up all the games they had in the lobby, and they ordered enough pizza for them to have as leftovers for lunch the next day. Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, Niffty, and Cherri Bomb set their sleeping bags in a circle in the middle of the lobby so they do not have to move them when they are playing their sleepover games.

The party started with a couple of rounds of Fuck, Marry, Kill, the girls’ and Angel’s favorite game. They would try to find some of the most unhinged people around hell that none of them would imagine any of them being with, just for laughs. They did not want to put obvious names out there because it was not as fun. They wanted to be as obscure and unhinged as they possibly could just to see what they thought of everyone in hell they do not know as well. As always, Angel went first because he always volunteers to go first.

“Okay, Angel, your three are Rosie, Sir Pentious, and that one Imp that we saw when we were at the beach together that lost their bathing suit top in the ocean!” Charlie started off as the rest of the girls laughed.

Angel blushed and giggled when Charlie mentioned the Imp they saw at the beach that past summer. That summer, the crew went on one of their beach trips and Angel noticed an Imp in the water that lost their bathing suit top after coming out. Angel could not help but giggle to himself when seeing them and Husk asked him what was so funny. Angel subtly pointed to the Imp and Husk spit out his drink, trying to hold in his laughter as much as he could. He thought for a bit before answering the question.

“Cherri’s gonna kill me for what I’m about to say. I would probably marry Sir Pentious because he did become such a great friend after a while and he was always so chill.”

Cherri gave Angel a joking glare. “I know this is hypothetical, Ang; plus, I know you miss him just as much as I do.” Cherri and Angel put their arms around each other and held each other in a tight embrace.

“Thanks, Cherri; anyway, I would probably fuck the Imp we saw at the beach last summer. I think I will have a good time with him.”

The girls laughed when Angel mentioned that. Seeing that Imp losing their bathing suit top was such a memorable moment that past summer for Angel that Charlie had to mention them at one point that night.

“And I guess I would have to kill Rosie. I know if Alastor was here, he would beat the shit outta me for saying that.”

The girls each gave him a pat on the back and laughed together again. “Okay, Cherri, it’s your turn. Your three are Zestial, Mimzy, and Travis.”

“Wow, well I know I sure as fuck would kill Mimzy. I don’t give two fucks if Alastor would beat the shit outta me for saying that. Based on what you’ve been saying, I would probably fuck Travis. I know you told me so many stories that I feel like it would be a good time. And I guess that leaves marrying Zestial. That would make me your second step mum, Vags.”

Vaggie laughed and lightly swatted Cherri in the arm. She told the hotel so many of her experiences with the Carmines that they all know that even Zestial is a big part of her life now too.

“I wouldn’t mind having you as a second stepmom, Cherri; as long as you don’t mind me tormenting you as much as I torment Carmilla and Zestial with Clara and Odette when I see them,” Vaggie laughed.

The girls and Angel laughed again until Cherri interrupted their session. “Alright, Nif, it’s your turn. Your three are Verosika Mayday, that head Seraphim Charlie and Vaggie met in heaven that one time, her name was Sera? …and Angel’s brother, Arackniss.”

Niffty giggled before saying anything. They all went to see Verosika in concert a couple months ago and Niffty openly said she would smash if she was into girls in the first place. She could not believe Cherri remembered that.

“Okay, I would probably fuck Verosika because I was only half joking when I said that when we went to her concert. I would kill Sera after hearing about your trip to Heaven, Charlie, and that leaves marrying Arackniss. He does have that bad boy edge that I love, and I’m sure Angel would love having me as a sister-in-law.”

“You’re already a great little sister, Niff. Havin’ you as a sister, or sister-in-law in this case, in real life wouldn’t change our relationship,” Angel replied.

“And you’re already a good big brother to me too.”

Niffty crawled over to Angel to give him a hug. She decided to spend the rest of the game sitting in his lap.

“Well, it’s your turn, Vaggie; I’m going to give you Emily, Alastor, and Lucifer.”

Vaggie blushed as her eyes widened at the choices. The fact that Niffty would suggest her own girlfriend’s father in the first place was pretty messed up.

“Well, I already know I would kill Alastor; he’s so annoying that I wouldn’t mind if he just disappeared altogether. I’d fuck Lucifer only because marrying him would be super weird, and I wouldn’t want to be both Charlie’s girlfriend AND stepmom.”

“That sounds like a weird porno that Val would come up with,” Angel interrupted.

“Actually, someone banging their girlfriend’s dad would already be a porno Val would come up with,” Cherri added.

Vaggie tried her hardest to hold in a laugh before continuing. “And that leaves marrying Emily. As much as I hate when she’s too close to you, Charlie, I guess a threesome would sound pretty good. Besides, she was very sweet to us during our trip and the only thing better than one Charlie is two Charlies.”

Charlie hugged her girlfriend as tightly as she could. “I would be more than happy to have Emily join our relationship if that was an option. Besides, I knew you liked her and thought she was sweet deep down!”

Vaggie rolled her eyes and they let go of each other. “Okay, Charlie, you’re the last one. I’m going to give you the Vees.”

Charlie was not the biggest fan of any of the Vees, and all of them were always extremely rude to her, which made this much harder for her. If it was an option to kill all three of them, she would just go with that.

“You know that killing all three of them is not an option, so if I only had to kill one of them, it would be Valentino because of how he treats Angel. I don’t know how pissed Alastor would be if he heard me say this but I would probably fuck Vox, and that leaves marrying Velvette. I guess that’s better than marrying a rapist and a crybaby.”

The girls and Angel laughed for a while and each took a shot of vodka.

“I’m sure I would say the same thing, and I knew Valentino would be your first pick for kill,” Angel laughed before taking another shot.

“Of course, I care about you too much to not have Valentino be my first kill.”

The girls and Angel laughed some more and took a few more drinks before they decided to move on to the next game.

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Once the pizza was delivered, the girls and Angel decided to play a round of MASH. It was Vaggie’s favorite game to play at sleepovers when she was little, and she would play sometimes with Charlie, but this was a time she would get to play with more people, which made it more fun. Everyone wrote down their picks for each category on a piece of paper each before putting them face down and passing it to someone else. They flipped them over to see the picks that were chosen. Many of them were funny, many were undesirable, but overall, they knew it was going to be a fun game.

“I’ll go first, and Angel, you can draw the swirl on this blank piece of paper. I’ll close my eyes when you start drawing, and I’ll say stop and you will stop drawing the swirl,” Charlie explained.

Angel started drawing a swirl on a blank piece of paper as Charlie closed her eyes. He continued drawing until Charlie said, “Stop!” She counted the lines in the swirl and used that to eliminate the choices given to her until she was left with one choice per category.

“Okay, it looks like I’m going to marry Lute, I’m going to be a… body painter? We’re going to live in a shack in the Lust Ring, we’re going to have five children, and we’re going to drive a Mustang.”

The rest of the girls and Angel laughed, and Charlie joined in on the laughter. “That sounds like you would have a weird future,” Cherri laughed.

“I just know that Vaggie would be pissed if this actually came true.”

“Seeing you marry Lute would be enough to piss me off,” Vaggie laughed as she laid her head on Charlie’s shoulder.

Once the girls and Angel finished their laughing fit, they all took a shot of their drinks and Charlie took a bite of her pizza and grabbed a handful of M&M’s from one of their snack bowls. 

“But, hey, at least getting to visit Uncle Ozzie more often would be nice,” Charlie said once she swallowed her food.

Vaggie closed her eyes and Charlie began to draw another swirl on the piece of paper until her girlfriend said, “Stop!” Vaggie started to count the lines on the swirls and eliminate her choices on the paper she was given until she got to one choice left per category.

“Okay, mine’s done; it looks like I’m going to be marrying…” Vaggie started laughing to herself before continuing. “Frank, I’m going to be an online dating ghostwriter, I’m going to live in a house in Cannibal Town, we’re going to have sixteen children, and we’re going to drive a used convertible.”

The rest of the girls and Angel laughed with Vaggie when she was finished announcing her results. Whoever wrote the choices on Vaggie’s paper was feeling super creative tonight. Everyone started crying before they had a chance to catch their breath.

“I don’t know who thought of putting Frank on here just wanted to have this game be as stupid as possible,” Vaggie pointed out.

“I’m sure he would explode if he was in here right now,” Niffty added.

“Never mind that, what if Sir Pentious was here? He would have a heart-attack,” Cherri interrupted.

“He’d probably play protective dad with them like Alastor does with me all the time.”

“I’m sure you’d also enjoy visiting Rosie after I told you about her,” Charlie mentioned.

“I mean, knowing that Rosie is basically another aunt to you, she would be the best aunt ever to take me shopping and spoil me,” Vaggie replied.

Everyone took a shot of their drinks and Vaggie began to draw another swirl on the paper. Niffty closed her eyes as Vaggie drew the swirl until she said, “Stop!” Niffty counted the lines on the swirl and began to eliminate her choices. When she got to one choice left per category, she began reading them to the rest of the girls and Angel.

“It looks like I’m going to marry Adam, I’m going to be a…” Niffty had to stop to control her laughter before continuing. “A pet food taster, I’m going to live in a mansion in the Gluttony Ring, we’re going to have one child, and we’re going to drive a Rainbow Unicorn!”

“Lucky! I would love to have a Rainbow Unicorn as one of my options!” Angel replied.

“Well, it’s mine now! And it’ll be all to myself because I know I’m going to kill Adam again.”

Charlie covered her mouth to hold in a snort when Niffty mentioned the time she killed Adam during the last extermination. The rest of the girls and Angel followed suit and laughed at Niffty’s mention.

“At least you will only have one child to deal with so killing him would not be that much of a problem,” Vaggie added as she took a bite of her pizza.

“Knowing me, I might kill the child too.”

“You can also visit Aunt Bee for me. Let her know I miss her,” Charlie mentioned.

The girls and Angel continued laughing and took a drink of their drinks before it was Cherri’s turn. She closed her eyes as Niffty drew a swirl on the paper until she said, “Stop!” Cherri counted the lines on the swirl and eliminated her choices on her paper until she got down to one choice per category.

“Okay, so it looks like I’m going to marry Molly, I’m going to be a paranormal guide, I’m going to live in an apartment in the Greed Ring, we’re going to have twenty-six children, and we’re going to drive a run-down Corvette!”

The girls and Angel begin laughing harder than they did before the game started. The alcohol got to their system to the point where everything is funny to them now.

“I’m gonna have the best sister-in-law ever!” Angel yelled drunkenly.

“I’d probably spend more time with you than her!”

“I’d still include her in everything. Y’know we have that tight bond that we need to be attached at the hip when we’re together.”

“I’d still be happy to have her join us.”

The girls and Angel took another drink before Angel closed his eyes and Cherri drew the last swirl on the paper until he said, “Stop!” Angel counted the lines on the swirl for the last round and eliminated the choices on his paper until there was only one choice per category left. He waited for one second to process before reading due to the alcohol getting to his brain.

“Okay, so according to this, I’m going to marry Vox, I’m gonna be a professional mermaid, we’re gonna live in a mansion in Heaven, we’re gonna have ten children, and we’re gonna drive a Lamborghini.”

The girls laughed the loudest and the hardest they had all night that they thought they would wake up Alastor and Husk. Angel took a mini Kit Kat from one of the snack bowls and started breaking it apart to eat it.

“It looks like you get redeemed after all!” Charlie said.

“Yeah, but also Vox gets redeemed too, but hey, if that was the case, at least I don’t have to deal with Valentino.”

“He would still bitch and moan to you about Alastor, though,” Vaggie pointed out.

The girls and Angel took one more drink and started laughing so hard they started crying again. Before they started the next game, they wanted to take some time to relax and eat some more pizza so the alcohol does not fuck with them more than it already had.

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After relaxing for a while, the girls and Angel played a round of drunk Mario Party, where the losers of each minigame had to take a shot and whoever was in last place overall had to take three big gulps of their drink. Angel and Niffty offered to share a controller and alternate between each round, although they both had to take a shot if they lost a minigame. Once that was done, they played a round of drunk Cards Against Humanity where whichever card was chosen had to take a shot. After that, the girls and Angel put on a funny fashion show together after raiding each other’s rooms for their old clothes, accessories, and underpants. They took so many pictures of themselves and together in the silly outfits they came up with for each other that they could make an entire photo album of just the fashion show alone.

They decided to cap off the night by doing one of Angel and Cherri’s favorite pastimes; prank calling the Vees. Angel came downstairs with his phone and an air horn he got from his room. He started shaking the air horn as he sat down with the girls.

“Wait, is that why we keep hearing air horn sounds at ungodly hours at night for a while?” Charlie asked.

“...Unfortunately,” Vaggie replied.

“Well, now, you ladies can join in on the fun. We would use this air horn on Valentino in particular all the time because he’s so sensitive to this. Watch.”

Cherri dialed star sixty-nine, followed by Valentino’s number on her phone and put it on speaker.

“Are you sure this won’t wake up Alastor or Husk?” Charlie asked.

“Don’t worry, they’re well aware that we do this all the time. That’s why we gave them earplugs when this got too out of hand,” Cherri answered.

The girls and Angel heard three dial tones before Valentino answered the phone. “Hello?” Valentino said on the other end.

Angel held the air horn to the phone’s mouthpiece and pressed the button. They could hear Valentino screaming and his phone dropping on the floor. Charlie, Vaggie, and Niffty started laughing as Angel and Cherri attempted to hold their laughter in so it is not a dead giveaway to Valentino who is calling. It was not long until Valentino picked his phone back up to speak.

“Who is this!?” Valentino yelled on the other end.

Angel pressed the button on the air horn again and Valentino screamed and dropped his phone once more. Cherri hung up the phone and the girls and Angel laughed again, this time even harder than the last time.

“Can I try one?” Vaggie asked, catching her breath.

“Sure!” Cherri said as she handed Vaggie the phone.

Vaggie dialed star sixty-nine, followed by Velvette’s number. The girls and Angel could hear three dial tones until Velvette finally answered the phone. “Hello?” Velvette said on the other end.

“Velvette, this is Carmilla Carmine,” Vaggie said as she attempted to disguise her voice.

“OH SHIT!” Velvette yelled as she threw her phone across the room.

Vaggie hung up the phone and the rest of the girls and Angel started laughing again. They all laid on the floor to catch their breath before Charlie sat back up.

“What about me? I have a great one!” Charlie said as she grabbed Cherri’s phone from Vaggie.

She dialed star sixty-nine before dialing Vox’s phone number. The girls and Angel heard the three dial tones before Vox answered the phone. “Hello?” Vox said on the other end.

“Vox? This is Charlie; I’m at the park and I see Alastor drowning! He needs help!” Charlie said before Angel took the phone away from her and cupped the mouthpiece.

“What the hell are you doing!? You can’t just be yourself!” he whispered.

“Trust me on this, I know what I’m doing.”

Angel put the phone down to let Charlie continue. “Why is this an issue?” Vox asked on the other end.

“Because if he stops responding, you will have no one left to one up! And what would your life be without anyone to one up?”

The call disconnected before Charlie could say anything else. Charlie smirked as the rest of the girls and Angel looked at her. It was not until a few minutes later when they heard a car siren outside and they made their way onto the hotel’s rooftop to see what was going on. They looked from a distance to see a car drowning in the pond at the park, which looked very much like the Vee’s car. Did Charlie really make a prank go so far that the Vees could be in serious danger? It looked like she did!

“Wow… that was… the best prank call you can do on the Vees!” Angel said as he pat Charlie on the back much harder than he usually does.

“We didn’t know you had it in you!” Cherri added.

“I mean, I knew that Vox has this weird obsession with Alastor, so I figured that if Alastor disappeared all of a sudden, Vox would not be able to function. And I know he will take the rest of the Vees with him.”

“What about if they all survive?” Vaggie asked.

“Vox is going to think that Alastor was behind this. No one takes me seriously enough to think I was behind all of this.”

“Well, I think it’s time to go to bed. This was such a fun night,” Angel said with a yawn.

“I don’t know how we could top this next month,” Cherri added.

“We’ll think of a way,” Charlie said.

“Maybe…” Niffty started.

“If it involves any of your weapons, please don’t,” Vaggie interrupted.

The girls and Angel kept talking and laughing together with their hands around each other’s waists as they walked back down to the lobby to tuck themselves in their sleeping bags. If there was anything they were sure of, it was that this was going to be a seriously stupid sleepover party that they would remember for a long time.

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Liquid Snake x Reader

Warning for language but it's part of the copypasta. Also British stereotypes in case that offends you.

Liquid Snake

You have a thing for bad boys, are attracted to English accents or you just have a massive inferiority complex.

First Date:

You are a soldier working on Shadow Moses Island. Your partner has just taken Solid Snake to a locked cell after bring tortured by Ocelot, now leaving you and the blonde alone together. He turns your way and you try not to shit your pants Johnny style. He looks at you, then places a palm on your shoulder. "Oi mate, I think ell be outta it fo' a while. Care fo' a spot o' tea?" You're not really left with much of a choice so you follow your boss.

You eventually reach a cafeteria for the staff. Liquid dumps all the coffee out of the pot and begins to fill it with earl grey tea. "You hungry?" You shake your head. You couldn't possibly eat after seeing what the man had for himself on a tray. "Nothing like good ol' beans an marmite!" He then grabbed the pot and drank it all, scalding his throat. "That was bloody good, that it was!" Was your superior some kind of freak?

He then went on a long speech about french infants or something? You didn't really care and started to zone out. You didn't realize you had fallen asleep until you woke up to liquids final words. "And next thing I no, the bloke is ripping out me vocal cords. That's wot I get for workin' with a red head who got his fashion sense from a BDSM club." Just then you heard a noise. !

It was none other than Solid Snake, having made his escape. Liquid was furious. "BRUV, HOW DID YOU ESCAPE!" His twin walked closer. "That's not important. I just came by to tell you that you're wrong. You can't download UNO for Xbox." Liquid then felt his veins begin to twitch. "Everyone has UNO dipshit. It came fo' free with your fucking Xbox!" His twin then gave him a smirk. "I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."

"No you don't, I bought mine on day one you fucking tard."

.....

"Well, mine didn't have it." He was determined to prove Solid wrong. The two men soon ended up in a screaming match, various swears tossed back and forth. "I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER!"

"GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FO' FREE, YOU DUMB WANKER! IT'S A FUCKING CARD GAME, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FO' IT!"

"I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR, I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN!"

"YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN BLOODY THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO, IT'S FREE-" Suddenly Liquid stopped. He raised his hand to his chest and gave out a weak cough. He then toppled over, a result from the FOXDIE. "Damn. Never seen someone get so angry that they straight up had a heart attack. Colonel, the plan worked. I'm bringing Meryl back and then we're going to pound town. Just don't expect me to call her afterwards." You couldn't hear the other voice on the codec call but you had a hunch that it was something along the lines of "Wait, what?-"

Shit. Well now you were out of a job. You went to the lab and found a computer already logged in. It was time to start looking for shady jobs on Craigslist again.

[putridpride]

this world is ridiculous. PS2 guitars for guitar hero are fucking expensive. I remember right before covid I bought a guitar from the local vintage game store for goddamn $15. Ppl are asking for fuckin $50 or more depending on the quality. get outta my face with this shit, are you kidding me 😭

[bakiuwu]

SillyHanma Amimal Hcs

This idea isn't going anywhere but

All Hanmas ended up being animal-like with animal ears and tails and show animal-like behavior, they are still human but 14% of their brains operated like the animal they are (if tha makes sense)

Baki-bunny

Jack- wolf/dog

Yujiro-cat

So basically the hanmas their normal-self but will show animal-like behavior like baki will still be himself except for the bunny ears and tail, he is like any normal person but does bunny activities like it's normal ya know eating greens, doing tha nose twitch, having the zoomies but he is still human.

Baki might try to chew on cords, but kouze is always quick to catch him before he electrocutes himself. He'll also be circling kouze feet when he's excited to see kouze, especially if he hasn't seen her for a while. Sometimes, he'll slightly nip kouze to get her attention, Kouze tries her hardest not to randomly pet baki's ears, but she can't help herself. Her bunny-rabbit boyfriend is too cute to resist. Since baki is part bunny, he became a vegan. He would try to eat meat, but he ended up throwing it up an hour later(vegan baki hc goes hard)

Jack is a wolf or maybe a dog (idfk it's like 2 in the morning) he still his normal self but he does dog like shit like digging holes, chewing on bones(he does tha already), and liking belly rubs(only if its kurhea). Having a ball thrown for him to fetch. Knowing kurhea hell probably get Jack a collar, a spike one to be specific.

Jack would probably sleep on a dog bed but still in a regular bed if he feels like it, He doesn't eat dog food (he'll give you the dirtest look) but he does like doggy treats. He wouldn't appreciate being pet outta the blue(unless it's kurhea), so you'll have to ask. JACK CAN NOT BE TRUSTED WITH TENNIS BALLS, HE WILL EAT THEM. He has eaten at least 7 (he got a hold of a pack tha Kureha was hiding. He said it tastes like limes).

Yujiro is a cat(basically a neko), he is still his normal shitty self but has cat ears and a tail, which is very long and fluffy. He doesn't eat cat food( he would kill you if you try to give him some) and doesn't play with cat toys(except for laser). He likes to sit wherever despite being too big (likes to spread out on strydum's desk while he's doing work).

He has a habit of licking himself in front of people. If he ever goes missing it's most likely he's under a pice of furniture, waiting for someone to walk by so he can claw at their feet(it's his favorite game to play) He likes to hunt small animals, and if he's feeling nice he'll plop one on strydum's bed as a present. Also, he doesn't feel the need to wear clothes. He uses the excuse "Last time I check cats don't wear clothing " (he's a dick). So to strydums dismay, he has a big naked ass cat man lounging around his home.

Despite not liking most cat things, he loves catnip( but he would never admit this). One day, while out, Strydum wanted to see if yujiro would react to cat nip. He bought a big bag of it but somehow the bag tore and he was covered in cat nip, Before he could make it through the door, yujiro pounced on him. Rubbing up against him and oddly enough meowing It's like for a moment, he went full cat mode. He was like this for the whole day. Just rubbing and grinding on stryudm( he was also naked). After the effect of the catnip wear off Yujiro was fucking livid, So ever since that incident yujiro has ban cat nip from ever coming near him.

It's common sense to know that trying to pet yujiro is automatic death but if he does allow someone to pet him, they'll only have a good 10 seconds before he attacks their hand(he is such an asshole cat.) If you end up hearing purring while petting Yujiro, for your own safety DO NOT MENTION IT, YUJIRO HIMSELF DOES NOT KNOW WHEN HE IS PURRING. IF YOU TRY TO BRING IT UP TO HIM IN A TEASING MATTER HE'LL ATTACK YOU ON SPOT

[gladdygirl18]

It's been a minute but here's another tickle tea story (my boyfriend insisted that I post about this) 😅🫶🏾

Blue me, orange BF

So about a few days ago, I was over at my boyfriend's place and I was watching him play Black Myth: Wukong (really good game, def recommend 👌🏾) and after a bit he had paused the game to kiss me. And normally when we kiss, it turns into more kissing, and eventually turns into a make out session 😅🤭 (and that make out session turned RATED R real fast)

After that, my boyfriend started to tickle me like crazy. This 6'2 man was practically sitting on me and holding me down and tickled me...

FOR HALF AN HOUR STRAIGHT 😆😆💖😆💖💖💖

He was tickling my armpits, my sides, my breath (if you press down on them a certain way), my thighs, my feet, FUCKING EVERYWHERE 😆💖🤭 but I loved every second of it 🥰🤭💖

My upper/inner thigh is like my death, or as he likes to call it "my critical spot" and apparently I have another death spot

And ofc he goes onto say "I need to get like cuffs for your ankles so that way I can hold them with one hand and tickle with the other"

he then demonstrates how that's gonna happen and tickles my feet with little to no mercy. I didn't think my feet were that ticklish but he continues to prove me wrong. Before, with my ex, they weren't that ticklish, it was my ankles, but now, it's the balls of my feet and under my toes

Basically, on girls, you know that spot that's like almost right under the breast, and it feels like it's almost like part of the rib?

THAT SPOT KILLS ME 😆🤭💖

"Wait wahahaHAHAIT! NOT THERE NOT THEHEHERE!"

And he continued to tickle there for like a solid 5 minutes. It then got to the point where he was tickling my inner thigh, and I was squealing and squeaking so fucking much

"Hmm? What was that? I only understand words, honey, not squeals~"

I fucking can't with him. And after everything was said and done and I was damn near tickled out, you wanna know what he said?

"Then you're my tickle prey. Catching you and tickling you; you know you like that right, my tickly girl~?"

"You're such a tickle monster."

AJDHFHEJRJGBDJSHHEOEU😆😆💖💖😭😭😆💖

This past weekend, Sunday if I'm correct, I was laying on the couch in the basement, waiting for my boyfriend to come home. About an hour or so later, I heard him upstairs as he was moving the dogs out of the way and preventing them from eating the groceries he just bought 🤭😅😂

Ofc, while he is very sneaky, the basement stairs in his house creak a lot so you always know when someone is coming down the stairs. I heard him come down, and then, he pounced on me and started tickling me 🤭

"Hello, my dear. I missed you~"

Omgggg he was tickling the shit outta me 😂💖😆 I was squirming so much, but he had a good grip on me

"I dihihihid! I mihihihissed you!"

"Come on, say you missed me~"

"I know, I just wanted to hear you say it."

So yeah that was that fun weekend! Sorry it took so long to get this out, school work started piling up! Hopefully the next one won't take so long!

Tagging the fwends: @sunstone-smiles @giggly-squiggily @otomiyaa @burningablaze @cutesmokes @jettorii

[hatosaur]

Assuming that I’m “wildly misinformed” or “under-educated” on something is not exactly “the kind thing to do here.” You are insinuating that I have no knowledge in the current issue.

With that being said, I want to start off by saying that this question was not at all framed in a “gotcha moment” manner. It was framed out of a mere observation of what you had been posting concerning this conflict. And also on how you hate Neil Druckmann but still support his creation. According to you, he is a Zionist. He did say that the last of us part II was made from his perspective on his anger towards the situation in Israel back in 2000. He has spoken about this in different interviews, podcasts and such. I’m aware that Dina does not have an opinion on this because she is not real. All that I am saying is that you are pegging the creator, but praising his creation. Don’t you think that his creation would embody his perspective on the issue?

It’s just a thought.

As a closing remark, no. I am not a Zionist or a fence-sitter. I have my personal opinions on the actual conflict that I have formulated over the years that I have been studying, and still learning about, the Palestinian and Israeli conflict.

I hope you have a great day.

first of all, yes, assuming you're misinformed/under-educated is the kind thing to do because the unkind thing to do would be to be to assume you're a fucking idiot, which is what i thought at first. the kindness was in explaining it to you, and not give in the impulse to cuss you out.

secondly, none of what you're addressing in your second paragraph here is what you asked me. you asked me why, if i support palestine, do i draw dina, a jewish character. 0 mention of neil, 0 mention of any other context that you seem to want me to get from the inquiry. your initial question came with the implication that me liking/drawing/reblogging dina contradicts my support of palestine. i know what you meant when you asked that; if "clarifying what you meant" by saying something completely different is your way of saving face because of how bad and embarrassing that shit was, it's pretty damn pathetic.

clearly, you ARE misinformed if you thought that question was in any way appropriate or defensible.

i don't know if you know this but i already bought the fucking game. that money's been outta my pocket for 3 years now. how does me simply enjoying a video game franchise in a tiny corner of the internet directly benefit the zionist movement, or even neil at all. like you realize i already have beef with the game for its treatment of black characters right? you realize there are parts of it that i find offensive from my own cultural background? i'm sure since you're so smart, i don't have to explain to you the concept of enjoying something while being critical of it.

[artzychic27]

Some Bring It On movies/musical Quotes (Bringing the Cheer Squad au back!)

*At a football game*

DuPont Cheer Squad: Let’s go, Lobsters! Alright! We’re sweet! We got the whip! *Jean, Cosette, Jean, and Spinelli make their way to the stands* We can’t be beat! We’re the best! Our team’s too cool! We got the class and rock this school, Aw yeah!

DuPont Cheer Squad/Jean/Cosette/Nathaniel/Spinelli: We bad! We got the team! We can’t be had! We’re the best, so score them points! You win the game, well rock this joint!

DuPont Cheer Squad: Go Lobsters! Go Lobsters! Go, go, go Lobsters!

Jean/Cosette/Nathaniel/Spinelli: Go Clovers! Go Clovers! Go, go, go Clovers!

DuPont Cheer Squad/Jean/Cosette/Nathaniel/Spinelli: Our game is fierce and we are hip! So get on back, you can’t touch this!

Jean/Cosette/Nathaniel/Spinelli: Our game is bad! We’re without peer! So get that weak shit outta here!

Jean/Cosette: Tried to steal our bit!

Nathaniel/Spinelli: But you look like shit!

Jean/Cosette/Nathaniel/Spinelli: Well, we’re the ones who are down with it!

—

Jean: Hey! You guys enjoy the show?

Denise: Yes, were the inner city festivities to your liking today?

Marinette: You guys are awesome.

Nathaniel: Cool. Then hand over those trophies.

Cosette: Can we just beat these Buffys down so I can get home? I’m on curfew, honey.

Sacqueline: There’s no need for that.

Jean: You know what? She’s right. Then we’d be doing them a favor. Then they could feel good about sending tri-tail up here to jack us for our cheers.

Marinette: Tri-tail?

Jean: Italian chick with a video camera permanently attached to her hand. Y’all been coming up here for years trying to steal our routines.

Nino: And we just love seeing them on ESPN.

Marinette: What are you talking about?

Nino: “Brrr, it’s cold in here! I said some lobsters must be in the atmosphere!” That’s mine. I know you didn’t think a white girl made that shit up. Uh, no offense, Jules.

Juleka: No sweat up my ass.

Marinette: I really- I-

Jean: Our free service is over as of this moment.

Ivan: Over.

Spinelli: Finito!

Austin A: Every time we get some, here you guys come trying to steal it, putting blonde hair on it and calling something different. And that’s coming from me!

Jean: Point is… We’ve had the best squad around for years, but no one’s been able to see what we can do. Oh, but your better believe all that’s gonna change this year. I’m captain, and I guarantee you, we’ll make it to Nationals. So, hand over the tape you made tonight, and we’ll call it even for now.

Marinette: We don’t have any tape.

Sacqueline: Really, we just came to see the show.

Ismael: What?! Come on Jean. Let me do this!

Jean: You know what?… Let’s go.

Cosette: So, that’s it? We’re just gonna let them go?

Jean: Yeah. Because unlike them, we have class.

—

Chloé: I’m gonna kick your ass, you evil shrew!

Manon: Get over it, hag! *Kicks her ankle*

Chloé: *Sabrina holds her back* Oh! She did not just kick me!

Sabrin: She’s a little kid!

—

Denise: You want to make it right? Then when you go to Nationals, bring it. Don't slack off because you feel sorry for us. That way when we beat you, we'll know it's because we're better.

—

Jean: Don't even waste your time, Adrien. She can't hang.

Adrien: Hey, you don't even know her.

Jean: Oh I know her. Little miss fancy fingernails, shimmy-shimmy lip gloss Barbie. She ain't got what it takes to be on the squad.

—

Jean: Look what you did! *brushes dirt off his handbag*

Marinette: Well it's not like it's real.

Cosette: For real?

Denise: What now?

Jean: And how would you know?

Marinette: Because this one's real *shows her handbag with a smile*

Cosette: Can I touch that?

Jean: My dad bought me this purse.

Marinette: Well your dad must shop at the swap meets, because that knock-off sucks.

Jean: Oh no, you did not just talk about my dad! That's it, Cosette, hold my shit!

Denise: Jean, don't do this your gonna get suspended!

Jean: So? Do you think I'm gonna let this barbie-physique heifer come up here and talk about my old man?

Marinette: Heifer? Did you just call me fat? And I did not just talk about your dad!

Cosette: FYI, ya did.

Marinette: You speak IM? NFW!

Denise: What’d this girl call you? *takes off their earrings* You wanna go?

—

Spinelli: What was that?

Marinette: Spirit fingers. Everybody does spirit fingers.

Nathaniel: Hey, I've got a spirit finger for you, pigtails. *flips The Bird*

—

Adrien: Look how far we've come now. Before, you couldn't stand me, now you think I’m alright, right?

Ismael: Right. Hey, boy. I thought you were a spoiled rich, uptight little white bitch, now I think you're just white.

-

Ivan: Everyone comes to see you ladies anyway... And Denise.

Juleka: 'Cause we're such fine athletes.

Nathaniel: Oh, live with it! You'll be fighting off major oglers while we're defending our sexuality.

Cosette: What is your sexuality?

Nathaniel: Well, Ivan's straight, while I'm... controversial.

Cosette: Are you trying to tell me you speak gay?

Nathaniel: Somewhat.

-

Marinette: Is this Chemistry? Are you Mme. Mendeleieve?

Mme. Mendeleieve: It is, I am, and you're late.

Marinette: Well, I was going through airport security.

Mme. Mendeleieve: Class, this is Marinette Dupain-Cheng, and she's a transfer student from Francoise DuPont.

Ismael: *whispers* She's one of them FD chicks.

Denise: *coughs* Rich girl. *cough*

Mme. Mendeleieve: Now find a seat and copy the board.

Marinette: You want me to copy all of that? Can't you just give it to me in like, a book?

Mme. Mendeleieve: *Class snickers* I'm sorry Miss Dupain-Cheng, but we don't have enough books for everyone. Now I wouldn't want to single you out and give you one, we wouldn't want the other students to think that you're more important than them now, would we?

Marinette: ... no.

Mme. Mendeleieve: Good guess.

Marinette: I know! You can email it to me!

Mme. Mendeleieve: You think that if we don't have books we'd have computers? I'm glad you have a sense of humor. Now find a seat.