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royalarchivist · 1 year ago

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Pac: Take care of Ramon, take care of Richas, ok? See you on the other side, big boy.

Fit: [Laughs] Take it easy, big boy. Take it easy, big boy. Actually, nononono– You can't just say "big boy" and then just expect me to not drag you outta here. [Fit tries to lasso Pac] You're coming with me.

Pac: No, I need to leave!

Fit: You're coming with me. You are not dying today! You are not dying today!

Pac: I need to leave, Fit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Ironmouse: Are you guys like, having sexy time?

Fit: There's homosexual activity going on Mouse, don't worry about us, ok?

Ironmouse: You guys, we don't have time to be gay right now.

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Pac: I'm just here to say goodbye to you, Fit.

Fit: Goodbye? We're not– we're gonna be fine, we're going to get out of here, don't worry.

Aypierre: Yeah, don't worry!

Pac: I know, but like– I will sleep until the end, you know? I will pass through this moment sleeping, man. I won't be able to be awake for the moment.

Fit: [Laughs] You know, it's– I mean, if that's how you wanna go, but– I mean, that- I mean, isn't that bed kind of like.... I don't know, it's–

Pac: No no, I will be staying on the sofa, you know, I will be staying on the sofa.

Fit: Oh the sofa. Ok, that's a nice sofa! Yeah, that is a pretty nice sofa.

Pac: Yeah, it's a nice sofa right? No, yeah– I'm going to stay on the sofa, you know? So, since I will be going Fit... [Pac starts tossing Fit all his items]

Aypierre: [Not paying attention to their conversation] Is that bigger cell? I don't think it's a bigger- biggest one.

Fit: Oh... Thank you Pac, thank you.

Pac: Everything you need to survive, ok?

Fit: Wow.

Aypierre: Wow.

Pac: And if you need this one also, maybe, who knows? [Throws him more items]

Fit: Ohhh, well hey– just take this to remember me by, ok? [Tosses him a photo of himself – the same one Aypierre was carrying all day yesterday]

Pac: [Laughs] Ok, I will sleep holding the picture you know, like this. You know, I will dream about you, Fit. And I hope this is gonna be good dreams. I see you in the other side. Good luck, my friend.

Fit: The other side... Yeah, you know, yeah, we– we– you know? It's been an honor, Pac. It's been an honor, you know?

Pac: Yeah, for me too, you know? Take care of Ramon, take care of Richas, ok?

Fit: Ok.

Pac: See you on the other side, big boy.

Fit: I will sing your praise– Oh yeah, hey– [Laughs] Take it easy, big boy. Take it easy, big boy. Actually, nononono– You can't just say "big boy" and then just expect me to not drag you outta here. You're coming with me.

Pac: No, I need to leave!

Fit: You're coming with me. You are not dying today! You are not dying today!

Pac: I need to leave, Fit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Fit: Sorry, there's–

Pac: I'm sorry!

Ironmouse: Are you guys like, having sexy time?

Fit: There's homosexual activity going on Mouse, don't worry about us, ok?

Ironmouse: You guys, you guys– we don't have time to be gay right now, come on. There's no time.

Pac: No, there's no time! Oh, goodbye Fit...

Fit: Ok, c'mon, no no no, come on, we got this we got this!

Pac: Goodbye Fit, I'm sorry!

Fit: [Laughs] Oh no...

#Pactw #FitMC #Hideduo #FitPac #QSMP #QSMP Prison #January 22 2024 #So canonically how do you guys view this moment?#Did Pac just canonically conk out from stress?#Did he take sleeping pills on purpose to sleep through whatever awful thing was inevitably going to happen?#Curious to hear what other people think #I like to imagine the stress finally got to him #He spent the entire time trying to mirror things he saw Cell doing #and finally cried about it to Bagi #I can't blame him if he wants to sleep through the rest of it. Man's living in a place that's actively making him relive past trauma #Fit says he's carrying Pac in his backpack but I like to imagine that he just gave Pac a piggy back ride the entire way home :D #I imagined that for Purgatory too #it's cute #idk the whole idea of very traumatized characters being so comfortable around certain people #Idk the idea Pac feeling so safe around Fit #(despite being in a place that is actively stressing him out)#that he feels alright falling asleep and trusting him / Mike to protect him is sweet to me #Idk man I'm a big fan of the ''literal sleeping together'' trope #I love when characters take naps together it's so cute #esp when it's two traumatized characters with a lot of baggage / trust issues #It's nice #anyways I got way off topic with these tags LMAO sorry #I was gonna edit this down but I like the entire conversation so I'm leaving it as is #The YouTube editor living in my brain: Not great for viewer retension #Me: Shhhhhhhh I'm an Archivist. I can do whatever I want.

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blossoms-phan · 2 months ago

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i still haven’t processed the last few preshows bc wtf do you mean they went to six flags and phil cried after riding kingda ka

#do you think they’re that couple that can’t get off of each other in lines #ik they have loved a good roller coaster in their time but I don’t blame him lmao ik so many people that just can’t do them after their 20s #bc of the rattling and headaches #i will enjoy my youth while I can because I fucking LOVE roller coasters #anyways dan mentioning roller coaster wiki deep dives in the newlyweds video made me feel so seen bc #i was obsessed with roller coaster content when I was like 12 #and I would literally spend hours watching YouTube videos of people reviewing and riding famous ones #and was weirdly fixated on kingda ka #never been to an amusement park in america only disney parks but #yeah been thinking about this and haven’t even listened to the preshow yet #for someone who is so unnormal about them there’s been too many casual lore drops #dnp #dan and phil #phan #tit tour #tit preshow

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gibbearish · 1 year ago

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btw its interesting the way james tries to imply that like. well the videos that have plagiarism are the ones our dumb stupid annoying patrons requested about bad topics that didnt deserve to have the effort put in to covering them well so basically its fine. like obv thats interesting on its own but moreso the fact that he doesnt actually /say/ it, or like. give a list of the videos hes referring to, just says "those videos are very clear on which ones they were" i think as a nod meaning like "yknow the ones everyones talking about". unless what hes meaning is that like they put a note in certain videos saying "this video was requested by a patron, we here at james somertom incorporated do not espouse these views" which seems unlikely to me. idk methinks maybe it's because there is indeed a lot more than people think and with all the buzz he's not sure which ones have been discovered yet or not, so putting down a solid list that missed some would look like he was still hiding things whereas putting down a fully sourced list would be admitting to wayyyy more than anyone's found yet

#which is ironic too bc if he genuinely did want to prove he understood what he did wrong and that hed changed thatd be the way to do it #yknow like a full list of every single source including ones no one has found on their own or /can/ find anymore would a) be taking full #responsibility and b) make people less likely to always be like 'youre still hiding something'#which in turn makes me super think hes still hiding a lot of somethings #also cant go without stating that the 'request a video topic' thing was only for $100/month patrons after 3 months on that tier #like fucker these people gave you THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS AT LEAST and youre trying to blame it on them??????#no one forced you to make 'let patrons pick video topics' a reward dude like. hello????????#shit dude even hbombs highest tier ($10 for anyone wondering bc he doesnt see his audience as a money machine lmao)#just says you can vote in polls about future topics #like that makes complete sense to me as a version of this‚ the most dedicated audience members get a say in the future of the #channel while the creator still gets overall control of the direction #also 'patrons who gave me fuckloads of money asked me to make videos on topics i didnt like so i plagiarized those' is i think uhhh #worse than just 'i plagiarize everything without remorse' frankly?#like at least with the second youre just a general shitbag but the first where youre a shitbag specifically to the people #majorly financially supporting you rather than just like. be an adult and say 'hm i dont feel like that topic really works for the channel‚#do you have any other ideas?'#or dare i say even perhaps yknow. doing what other youtubers do in similar situations and find ways to tie that subject #to what they usually talk about is just. wild #course that last one would take actual creativity and aint that just the crux of the issue #james somerton #or i say cannot go without stating i should say cannot go without restating kwnrkabdkwbrn

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mike-wheeler-hater · 1 year ago

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Fun fact

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This made me ship Byler and it made me go to Byler tumblr 😀✌🏾

#it was like 2-3 years ago #i was like 14 okay #don’t blame me #maybe I was fifteen #anyway #Highschool sweathearts >>>#love this song #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #lmao #melanie martinez #Youtube

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l0stw00d · 3 months ago

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Ladies + gentlefucks I have been up till 6 am and gotten 4 hours of sleep but Fuck It we Ball I Guess

#lostwood.txt #rambling #got woken up by The Child shouting for their parents in some kind of panic #but they were Literally Fine. they just wanted to complain that their dad left the light off which gives them nightmares #(except they Did clarify that they didn't have nightmares this time but one of their youtube blorbos was there and that was Kind Of Scary)#but I'm glad i checked #I'm glad i checked and dont really blame their parents for like. not lmao. kid is a wee performer thru and thru #so many dramatics in such a small body. glad they're ok tho :)

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goldieclaws · 11 months ago

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Sephiroth during the Nibelheim cutscene where the photographer was taking snaps of him if the animators had gone all out

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#goldie speaks #sephiroth #ffvii #ffvii sephiroth #i know this is very stupid but also i dont blame him for leaving the second he can lmao #dude is very likely sick to death of cameras and paparazzi in general #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii rebirth #final fantasy 7 rebirth #ffvii rebirth #ff7 rebirth #ff7 remake #ffvii remake #Youtube

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shalom-iamcominghome · 10 months ago

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As much as I appreciate and admire my family's religion because it brings them comfort and strength, there really isn't anything else like being told to youtube search for videos about atheists going to hell and then coming back to life, and knowing that, functionally, you are the same as an atheist because you aren't xtian to them. Like!!! Being told inadvertently and in a roundabout way that I'm going to hell by my dad is very odd, and the only thing to say in his defense is I have never delved into my religious beliefs and practices at all once. I'm just in awe about the idea of hell frankly

#jew by choice #jewish conversion #personal thoughts tag #ask to tag #< genuinely please i have no idea what i would even tag this as but it's like. i feel like it's sensitive #i told one of my shul buddies that tidbit about youtube and he held back his laughter and failed but i don't blame him #i was also laughing but if i took the idea of hell seriously (i don't believe in xtian hell so why would i?) i would laugh so i wouldn't cr #like i think xtians often see people who believe in g-d but not jesus as like ... functionally athiests #but i'm not an athiest. i just Do Not Believe in jesus or the divinity of jesus #and that was a huge problem i had when i felt forced to be xtian #and i respect xtianity but like... do they respect me. genuinely. because being told i'm going to HELL seems disrespectful...#and in his defense he doesn't know my religion or anything because why would i tell him that information when he talks/talked like that.#and i have my own complex ideas about hell but i don't ascribe to the ideas i grew up being tolf #anyway i just think it's a neat little nugget of 'oh maybe this is why i avoid any conversation about my own religious ideas'#okay but does anybody else with xtian family members experience this??? like!!! how do you even respond because i just shut up lmao

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shinoposting · 1 year ago

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Watching reddittors tie themselves in knots trying to explain how Part 1 Naruto never had a theme of hard work and if you thought it did, you're an idiot with no reading comprehension, just because they can't cope with the fact that the series forgot what it was about and is in fact deeply and irreconcilably flawed after a certain point.

#also insisting that people who recognize this only got it from PoG LMAO #i literally stopped reading as a teen because of this. long before i knew who that was.#but very telling that they think everyone else got their opinions from youtube too #blaming plague of gripes won't save your dumb ass from the truth

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spikeyjo · 4 months ago

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also uh im kind of not thinking about it much because its insane. but if everything goes right (and i mean a considerable amount of things that probably wont go as planned) but if they DO... i will have a major surgery in like two weeks

#vertical sleeve gastrectomy to be exact insert nerd emoji here #i might document a lot of whats going on with it and even take some videos honestly #not to share here other than some oversharing text posts about probably constipation LMAO #but like no one shares whats it like to be mentally ill and go thru vsg and like the process and not many people as young as me get it #feels weird calling myself young on the chronically 13 year old website #but anyone that does post about it posts for like a year and then falls off the face of the earth #genuinely there are so many youtubers that start talking about this stuff #then you find their channel three years deserted and its like man.#i sure hope this means you found better ways to spend your time #and like okay time to get sappy and corny as hell in the notes so go ahead and skip this part idk who even reads my notes hello #but basically everyones that gets this shit is like you gotta find your why #and most of them have kids or like a husband or plans to travel the world or do better at their job #and none of those things really apply to me #i kind of have the perfect storm for being fat #i dont do anything work wise that encourages any kind of movement #im chronically afraid of planes and i cant afford that shit anyways rn #also not very good at romance LOL and never want kids and my entire family is also fat barring my brother #thats not to absolve myself of any of the blame for this shit either like i know i put myself in this situation #i just think like wow my life is pretty much perfect for staying fat but i DONT WANT THAT #I want the highlight of my week to be more than eating takeout man #i want to live life instead of meal to meal to something better #idk what yet maybe jewelery piece to jewelery piece #i could do some serious kandi making while im down for the count #but i dunno man my therapist tells me that in order to feel like a person and not get tired of life i have to do people things and #participate in life yknow?#and its hard to do things like go to the gym talk to people explore fashion styles when i have this overloomingness of being fat #so i guess that could be my why? like i want to experience more of life #i want to be able to walk in a mall and look at all the stores. i want to walk in a mall period. cause it fucking hurts the way i am now #thats all to say the actual “why” that i have is Goddamn it i want to be able to jump from a swing #and not break my fucking ankles

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itskenickie · 5 months ago

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why is every social media application adapting a fyp? it’s an incredibly flawed system where the only thing it managed to achieve was to frustrate us (me)

#i blame instagram for this #the fact that tumblr is like this too???#and it isn’t curated to my needs bc even when i like comment and share the content i’m interested in it barely shows up on my fyp lmao #twitter #tiktok #youtube #tumblr

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fionnaskyborn · 1 year ago

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THE IPOD IS WORKING

I REPEAT

THE IPOD

IS WORKING