#i bet he whimpers

[goblinintheblog]

He’s so pathetic, I need his bitch ass carnally.

[dawnbreaker-mylove]

Pano ba manuyo ang isang Dr. Zayne?

(How does Dr. Zayne soothe our MC's anger?)

[princessbellecerise]

look at him. all wet and rat like. i need him so bad

[blacklight-animal-print]

and i'm just supposed to go on with my life as if dangerous animals isn't the greatest song ever written. ok.

[v4low3rtsuka2a4an]

accidentally drew white boy while testing out my artstyle his name is louie and i love him hes going in the blender

[shinysparklesapphires]

Guys hear me out….

[maxverstappensflatbrim]

I just want to pull his hair and call him baby girl

[w3mb13r]

the jack in the box mascot is the tumblr sexyman of today (and tiktok)

[lorenologysworld]

sawyer ❤️

[rindousfavoritewife]

Rindou sits pretty at the front of my mind daily and nightly, I just love him.

[froggyplanet4269]

sigh *opens ao3*

[devil-in-hiding]

i need him to put me in a chokehold till i pass out

i think that we as a society forget that this is what aizawa looks like under his clothes

all i gotta say is

[moonyflesh]

BASIL STITT SUPREMACY ! 🛐

[m4ggotm0ld]

whimper audio now

[clowneryandshenanegans]

Girlboss and boyfailure

[m0thisonfire]

God I am in delighted agony

I keep looking over the official mini-comics that the official Afk Arena posted way back when for Vedan, and-

He's just a silly guy. He's silly, he's a dork trying to be cool for his kids and Isabella and Silvina can't stand him and I love it. He's an absolute loser, I adore him

Like look-

He loves them. He took them in for selfish reasons and to further his plans originally, but like- he loves them. And he tries to be scary and badass, but it's very clear he's just an aristocrat douche loser who managed to cheat death and become a vampire.

Listen, when the official account bullies one of their characters, I immediately fall in love with said character. If I already loved them before finding out, then that character is unfortunately solidified as an all time favorite.

I want him. Carnally. He is my type of loser and I want to ruin him.

He's a vampire? A dilf? He's an egotistical noble?? You made him a pathetic loser too!?? Oh, you made him a little goofy despite his smarts too, did you?

And you expect me not to want to fuck this man within an inch of his life after watching him get bullied by the official account and artists???

I'm not even touching the Esperia shorts portrayal of him, because it just solidifies the fact he's a silly goofy guy. 53 seconds. 53. But it shows how much of a goofy guy he is.

I love him so much, it is not funny-