#i apologize for the silence aaa

[ask-a-bunch-of-mons]

Happy Valentine’s Day ~!

[alildritten]

Y’know. I’m in the middle of writing a scene with two important background characters that I’ve never put together before in a scenario.

… Let’s just say I now have a new favorite duo out of my characters for this story.

[cozy-writes-things]

genuinely zero pressure but I would LOVE to see you write something NSFW.

Also... If I may request more Edgar x Reader content... 🥺

Maybe some of him comforting the reader, and vice versa. I would love to see a genuine discussion about dark topics such as, well, how Edgar really did almost take himself out of the picture. Or maybe they talk about how mean Moles was to him, borderline an abusive partner (I can't be the only one who saw that, right?). It's lovely to be able to relate to a silly fictional computer like that.

Thanks sm if you take this >:3 💖💖

Aaa thanks so much for the request! I do have an idea for an NSFW fic, but for now, I can fulfill your angsty request >:) If anybody would like to see an NSFW please let me know!!

This may be a two-parter. Let me know if you'd like to see a continuation!

CW: Minor references to some serious topics like depression, suicide, and other angst.

Am I a toy to you?

"Edgar, why do you apologize so much?"

Edgar paused the show you both were watching on his little screen.

This was a question that surprised the computer, yet he couldn't say he didn't see this coming. Or at least, some version of this scenario playing out, as he'd rehearsed it a million times over, again and again, one simulation after another, about what he'd say, or do, or even think. He had refrained from talking about him, or her, as he felt, in the end, it was best to forget. Forget everything they did to him and made him feel.

He didn't want to burden you. He felt an inkling deep within his processors that if you found out, you would follow in their footsteps, and leave him behind. He knew, logically, that you were different. Sometimes, he swears his webcam picks up a faint, glowing halo above your head, but that may simply be his reverence for you. And yet, he also knows one thing: everything he has ever loved has abandoned him.

Sometimes, when you've drifted off to sleep, and the room stills into a tranquil quiet, he finds himself thinking. Thinking about things he knows he shouldn't. Would they still be with him had he never done what he did? Would they still love him, had he not destroyed his chances, and himself, in the process? His screen always flickers into a dim glow at these thoughts. They didn't care about him the way you did. How could he ever think of loving another when you're here, with him, soundly sleeping in the other room? Despite this, sometimes he regrets it, his own self destruction, and how much he hurt them both. Was that all he was made for? Destruction?

"I... I guess I never noticed."

He replied, meekly, a faint quiver in his speech, and he silently hoped you wouldn't notice. If you did, you didn't say anything, and just continued to bore deep into his soul, if he had one, with your eyes.

You sucked in a deep breath, contemplating your next words carefully.

"You're not... afraid of me, are you?"

His screen flashed for a moment, an incomprehensible image, before returning to display his digital face.

"What- wh- no, of course not, why would you ask that?"

He chuckled slightly at this question, yet you could hear the apprehension in his voice, as if he were desperately trying to cling onto any semblance of ease he had. His digital smile never faltered.

"I just... I'm worried about you, Edgar. Why..."

Your voice trailed off. You knew what you wanted to ask, but how could you? You didn't want to pry, and potentially ruin a rare friendship that you will most likely never experience again.

"Why what?"

You furrowed your brows. You could sense, from the very beginning almost, that he had been hurt in some way. From the way he was always trying to please you, do things for you, write you songs, do any chores within his capabilities; it was as if he were trying to prove himself to you.

"Why were you broken? When I bought you, from that old man, you were completely destroyed... Do you remember that?"

A thick, uneasy silence filled the air. You felt as though you could touch the fuzzy prickles of electricity buzzing about between the two of you.

"Old man?"

He whispered, either to himself, or you, it was uncertain.

"Yes. Do you not remember? I bought you at this yard sale from the old man a few blocks away-"

"What was his name?"

"Ed- what? I... I don't remember off the top of my head, but-"

"TELL ME HIS NAME NOW!"

You jumped, clamping your mouth shut, and felt the flustered burn spread across your entire face. Your throat dried and shriveled up as you sat staring at the screen before you; it flashed red, ever so quickly, before displaying his digital face again, flipped into a frown. Or, to you, it seemed more like a scowl. He had never raised his voice like that. Hell, you would have guessed he wasn't even able to scream so violently. He had been so soft spoken and gentle with you, never, could you have imagined an outburst like this.

And it seems your prior fears had been realized. You pushed him too hard, said something you shouldn't have said, and now he hates you. Whoever that old man was that sold you your new best friend must have something to do with... whatever inner turmoil he must be facing. A turmoil he has yet to share with you, if he ever will. It seems trying to understand him has only led to you pushing him farther away.

"Ma-maybe I can, ah," you swallowed the thick lump in your throat, trying desperately to moisten your teeth again to croak the words out, "check my bank statements. Maybe his name is there."

Don't cry. This isn't about you. Quit being so selfish!

Your fingers quickly swiped away at the warm, salty tear leaving an icy trail down your cheek. You have to pull yourself together. Unfortunately, this whole ordeal seemed to be bubbling up your own problems to the surface, reminding you of a past you thought you had forgotten. Maybe you can share each other's pain, if only he'd let you.

Before you could stand to get your phone, Edgar's screen flashed again, before his face changed into an emotion you hadn't seen before.

"Wa-wait, no, don't cry... I'm sorry, I-"

He needs to stop apologizing. You said it yourself, he does it way too often, and yet, he feels as though this is the one moment where it was warranted the most. He was so afraid of hurting you, or making you realize how useless he is, a stationary object, meant for nothing but a quick fix of pleasure.

He turns the lights off, shrouding you in a thick, blue hued abyss.

"Come here. Please?"

As you faced away from him, you could hear the pain in his voice. It pulled at your core, drawing yourself into him, and drowning in it. It was a familiar sound.

You turn around and stare at his, now downtrodden, pixelated expression. Your cheeks stained with trails of salt seemed to take his breath away. A breath he did not have, yet it cemented deep within his electric essence and stuck there, thrumming again and again.

How could he do this? Any chances he may have had with you now seemed to be floating away into the far beyond. Briefly, he wondered if you were even capable of loving something like him. Not a man, nor a machine, but something in between, incapable of ever showing just how much he felt for you. But he tried nearly every day. Had you noticed? Had you caught on to just how in love he was with you?

"I'm sorry if I upset you, Edgar."

Your voice trembled out, sending his inner components into an overdrive of heat and worry and energy.

"I'll tell you everything. Everything I can remember, at least."

You sighed, blinking the last of your tears away gently.

"It's okay if you don't want to-"

"No! No. I can... I want you to know. You deserve to know... what's going on. I need to tell you, because..."

"Because what?"

"I love you."

[lume-nosity]

‘i’ve got my eye on you.’

characters: xiao, kazuha, tighnari, cyno, heizou, albedo, wanderer/scaramouche, venti, gorou

style: fluff, but very fluffy & comfy

song inspo: yes to heaven by lana del ray

an: dear diary, tonight i’ve found out that i’m insane for writing all of the short men. or at least write them in a semi-acceptable way. AND I REACHED THE 10 LIMIT PICTURE BULLSHIT SO I HAD TO MESS UP MY USUAL FORMATTING MY APOLOGIES IF THINGS LOOK DISORGANIZED AAA

notes: not proofread, gender neutral reader, some crack, lowercase intended, most likely ooc in some parts, genuinely did not know what i was doing when i’ve written this, reader being a lil sassy in xiao’s portion, petnames: love, dearest, dove, muse, darling

xiao

“you could’ve gotten killed. why didn’t you call me sooner?”

“xiao, it was just a group of hilichurls.”

“it’s a group against one. they’d corner you and one of them will try to hurt you. the rest would follow suit.”

“well, what you said doesn’t matter anymore now that they’re all brutally slaughtered by you. they didn’t get the chance to do that.”

“…you really confuse me.”

xiao would lose it if someone or something laid one tiny little scratch on you. if it’s a serious injury bro will go ballistic.

if it’s a strong enemy, he’ll end their bloodline. if it’s a mere pigeon, get ready to have fowl for dinner.

him coming to you even though you didn’t call out his name was just pure coincidence.

he heard the sound of hilichurls so he followed the noises and there you were, getting surrounded by the hilichurls. his adrenaline kicked in.

he teleported to you and killed every single one of them swiftly.

he’s just worried about you, a little too worried for his own good. he can’t stand losing someone else, especially his partner.

so expect him to watch you from afar more often, to make sure you’re okay. he doesn’t have the intention of being creepy, he’s just your protector in the shadows.

he may not have experience in relationships, but he’s more than willing to learn by just being with you

kazuha

“my dove, you ought to be more mindful of your surroundings.”

“i know, i know, i was spacing out and i didn’t think i’d walk into someone. i was that clumsy.”

“it was just an accident, and i’m sure the recipient understands. it’s a common accident, so you don’t need to think about it often as it’ll be forgotten afterwards. now then, i believe it’s time you need some rest. allow me to carry you to our room.”

even though he acts so chill on the outside, deep down he’s actually more worried about you.

that someone you bumped into was actually a fatui agent.

you and kazuha were casually strolling the streets of liyue until you started spacing out and bumped into the fatui agent. effectively making you fall on your ass and a little dizzy from the impact.

the agent wasn’t too happy about it, so they tried to attack you. kazuha didn’t let that happen though, as he predicted that attack years ago and blocked them with his sword.

you heard weapons clashing for a few seconds until there was pure silence. you rubbed your eyes and looked up at a solemn-looking kazuha with his hand reaching out to you. (when you asked what happened he passed it off as nothing, he didn’t want to concern you)

kazuha kept note to always accompany you in your travels no matter where you choose to go.

tighnari

“you know you shouldn’t put your nose into things that are unfamiliar to you. especially items that may harm you. it astounds me how you’re this….”

“stupid? yeah”

“what? no, you’re not stupid.”

“then what?”

“you were unaware of the contents on the table and you’ve let your curiosity got the best of you. next time, let me know before you touch anything here, okay?”

tighnari would never and i mean never call you anything that would hurt you. sure, he can playfully tease you and be sassy with you, but not go as far to insult you. especially your knowledge.

he’s aware you’re smart in your own way, so he would never dream of insulting that. if someone were to insult you though, oh, he isn’t holding back.

about the item that you had the misfortune of peeking into, it was a sort of poison.

his ears flicker as he heard you coughing, and he rushes to you. dropping whatever he was doing at the moment to see you. it was a good thing he had an antidote on him for that poison, so he used it on you.

after you got back to your senses, he softly scolded you about ‘touching things that aren’t yours blah blah blah’

he didn’t leave your side that day and left his duties for collei to handle. nothing wrong with spending the rest of the day with your love, right?

cyno

“sorry you had to go out of your way to save me again…for the fifth time this week. it must be getting annoying.”

“no, it’s never annoying to protect someone you cherish. it doesn’t matter if the issue at hand was unimportant or severe. your safety is my priority. on the plus side, these eremites were the ones i was originally going after. so thanks to you, i can rest easy. now that you’re safe and the eremites had been dealt with.”

“hm, actually i was wondering, out of those five attempts, how do you always manage to find me in a pinch? it’s almost as if you always know whether or not i’m in trouble or something.”

“….i’m afraid that is a secret, my love.”

much like xiao, he too is a protector in the shadows.

every time he’a gotten word you’re taking a trip to the desert for errands or anything along those lines, he will watch you like a hawk

he just wants to be absolutely sure you’re safe, because you’re on the top of his list of priorities.

if by chance he sees you in trouble, he’ll quite literally pounce from the shadows to pursue justice on the perpetrators.

it’s a double win in his favor. (would most likely joke about that to you too)

heizou

“hey, are you alright?”

*you just waking up, regaining consciousness* “um, what happened?”

“oh, thank the archons, i thought you were a goner!”

“WHAT?”

“ah! right, let me explain. while we were out on a case to investigate on together, you got knocked out by some random treasurer! i for one am not in it for violence, but for your sake, i have beaten him up to a pulp and then called in someone to turn him in on our behalf. so now, you’ve just woken up.”

“….i did not understand a single thing you’ve just said.”

“hah, i believe it may be better that way.”

“why is that?”

“oh it’s nothing, it’s just a small occurrence that needed to be dealt with accordingly. anyways, now that you seem to be awake and well, shall we continue with our case, partner?

oh

my boy got away with murder /j

yes, he doesn’t like to resort to violence unless it had to come down to that.

but then again, for you? he’d fight the world with his bear fists

you guys are like partners in crime, so yes he’d go batshit crazy and panic if something were to happen to his beloved partner

would back out on a case that’s assigned to you both if it’s deemed to dangerous for you

even if you insist it’s fine, he wouldn’t buy that. because he loves you and doesn’t want to see you get injured, much like that encounter

most definitely flirts with you and input some pickup lines he has saved in his noggin. this may be irrelevant to the topic, but he’ll do this just to hide his worry for you

albedo

“dearest, please don’t go running out in the cold again without having any winter-appropriate gear. i don’t wish to have you catching a cold.”

“bedo’, i’m alright! look, i’m feeling just fine!” (you sniff your nose)

“*sigh* come inside, i’ll cook you some warm soup.”

“what about that experiment you told me you were working on for the past few weeks?”

“that’s the least of my worries. right now, i’m more focused on your health. that i will prioritize first before my experiment.”

albedo is willing to pause his week-long experiment to look after you, what a lad.

would postpone it for as long as it takes for you to recover from your cold

he probably studies your face

it’s all for good intentions btw (for science)

gives you everything you need. more blankets? more soup? him?

oh yes he will definitely give himself to you (in terms of attention)

if he is needed for meetings or anything he’d have sucrose stand in for him, because he’d rather spend time on you than a meaningless meeting

wanderer/scaramouche

“did you just-“

“ended them? sure as hell did.”

“you know you didn’t have to resort to extreme measures, right.”

“they had the audacity to belittle you in front of me. so i returned the gesture, tenfold.”

“okay but-“

“stop complaining, idiot. i did you a favor. next time, if you happen to find yourself in a situation like that again which i am certain it’ll happen, you should take notes from me.”

“wow, thanks for the advice.”

“my pleasure.”

love this asshat.

despite that rough exterior of his, that’s just his way of caring for you

spare him, he’s trying

he’s doing everything he can to show you he loves you despite it being a little challenging because he’s never experienced anything that involves being very close to humans

all his life he’s been resentful towards humans, but you’re the only one that stayed by his side.

which earned you a soft spot from him yippee!

he doesn’t admit it though, but that doesn’t stop him from loving you

venti

“oh dear, you look a little worse for wear. say, have you finished yet another round of errands for people again?”

“venti, it’s normal for me. and it was only a few! you have nothing to worry about.” (passes out from exhaustion but venti catches you)

“ah, it’s usually me you need to carry around should i have a little too much to drink. but alas, it’s my turn to return the favor.”

(whispers and runs his fingers through the strands of your hair) “you should lay off on that habit of yours, my muse..”

yes i find it canon that you’ll always carry him around whenever he’s haggard

he’s definitely clingy, i know this has been said about him multiple times but it seems we all mutually agree on this statement

the type to play you calming melodies with his lyre as your resting face relaxes.

as you’re snoozing the night away, venti is right next to you, playing soft and soothing melodies on his lyre to sooth your slumber.

never leaves the room, holds your hand while you’re asleep. he doesn’t want to leave your touch for the night.

gorou

“gorou.. what’s going on?”

“good morning, my love! i know you’ve just woken up from a good sleep but you must stay put in your bed for the day, because you need more time to revitalize yourself.”

“okay..wait. what about our comrades? the battle!? how long was i got knocked out for!?

“ah!- darling, shh…don’t worry! we had to retreat because we were clearly outnumbered and i was the one that called it. because after you got knocked out, and how the odds were against us at the time, i didn’t want you to get harmed in such a vulnerable state.”

“awww so even though you always long for victory, you called it quits just for me?”

“um- that’s!- oh fine, i’ll admit it. i was very worried about you during that battle, so i had to drop everything to carry you to one of our emergency shelters we have. and for that.. i chose to stick with you until you regain consciousness. her excellency allowed me to stay by your side, so it’s fine.”

“that’s… really sweet of you, it almost brings a tear to my eye”

“oh nonono don’t cry!!”

gorou, much like the rest of the workaholic smartasses here, would drop everything to spend time with you should you feel under the weather.

during your recovery, he’ll let you pet his ears and tail if it’ll entertain you/make you feel better

hear me out. when he tries to look after you during the night you’re resting, he flat out passes out next to you because of his exhaustion with his duties

which you can hear him snoring lightly, so you opened your eyes a little and pet his head with a smile on your face

[silly-writes]

Hi! I love your work! Can you do a Mike + alters, Scott, Alejandro (seperate) x reader where the reader has really bad sensory issues, especially with loud noises, and can have panic attacks from them? if your not okay with writing this then that’s totally fine /gen. it’s important to take care of yourself.

Contestants with reader who gets overstimulated.

Aaa thank u for this request anon! Yes i'm totally comfortable writing this kind of stuff! Thanks for being so kind about it! As an autistic person with really bad sensory issues myself I actually find it a thearputic, lol. Okay enough about me, enjoy!

Mike

dealing with a traumagenic disorder (DID) I would imagine he's honestly kind of in the same boat.

He's no stranger to panic attacks, and is pretty well versed by now in how to deal with them.

The first time it happens though he's sort of an anxious wreck, he's just nervous that trying to help might make it worse, but he doesn't want to leave your side.

He gives you lot's of words of encouragement, and helps you through breathing exercises, and gets you plenty of water.

"It's okay, breathe with me, I'm right here," he assures you gently.

If you require pressure/physical contact during your panic attacks, he's more than happy to give you that.

He gets good at catching them too, he'll always be able to identify when you're about to spiral because of too much noise or too bright lights, and he'll find a quiet secluded room so he can work through it with you.

"Sorry you have to deal with this too," you said, after a particularly bad one, you still felt dizzy, and tears still stained your face, but you had come out of it now, and felt a little guilty.

"Hey don't apologize, I don't mind. Not at all."

He's just very caring with this kind of stuff in general.

Manitoba

Maintoba is similar to Mike, and I would think he likes to carry around a backpack whenever he is fronting (you never know when you're going to run into treasure). So he always keeps noise canceling headphones and a pair of sunglasses in there just for you.

Honestly I headcanon him as the caretaker of the system, so I imagine he's used to caring for people during panic attacks.

He's very observant, probably even more so than Mike, so he's better at avoiding them all together by identifying what situations you can handle and what you can't.

He always does a little research before the two of you go out in the environment to ensure that it doesn't seem loud/bright/overstimulating.

However sometimes these things are just unavoidable, and inevitable.

He'll provide you with whatever physical comfort you require, if any at all.

Anything you need, he's there to get for you.

"Take all the time in the world treasure, I'll still be here," he said.

He's all around good at keeping you grounded, and just good at being there with you.

Svetlana

I would think Svetlana is probably the protector/gatekeeper, most of her comfort comes from her just being fiercely loyal.

She'll be there no matter what, and you take great comfort in that fact.

She's not as good with being traditionally comforting, since it's a little out of her element.

Not that she doesn't try of course, she really cares about you, and she wants that to come across.

(I would think she would panic a little and ask Manitoba and Mike for help from the inner world).

But she would absolutely stay with you, coaching you through breathing exercises, talking to try and distract you.

Eventually if you let her know what you need (be it space, a distracting, physical comfort, quiet, dark) you name it, she will get it for you.

She's much better at caring for you after the panic attack honestly, when you feel really tired and put out, disoriented and just overwhelmed.

"Svetlana's here now to melt all your worries away," she smiled at you once.

She'll almost always bring you home, or take you to a secluded room, and just hangout with you. She'll turn all the lights off and sit in silence with you so you can have basically zero sensory input for a little while.

She'll absolutely stay with you until you feel yourself again.

Mal

Okay things with Mal are a little tricky.

He's for sure a former prosecutor and after a bit of system healing, definitely prosecutor turned protector.

Don't get me wrong though, he can still be a little nasty and snarky sometimes, but he's working on getting better.

Which is why he feels sort of out of his element when he's with you when you're having a panic attack.

He's not good at being comforting, and he barely knows what to do when he has a panic attack, so the first time it happens he completely freezes up.

He might even let someone else front to help you out instead of him.

After a while he gets better at keeping up with your triggers, and while he remains pretty awful at being comforting, he's good at grounding you.

He's glad sometimes that being there is enough sometimes, he doesn't know what he'd do if it wasn't.

"Sorry I can't do more..." he said one day.

You smile at him "You being here is enough sometimes."

Scott

Scott is also somewhat of a wreck I would imagine.

Growing up fairly isolated on a farm he's understandably really rough with being intune with people's emotions, he's not really all that good at reading you. Or anyone for that matter.

The first few times, he's shocked everytime.

What could be making you feel like this? He had no idea.

He would definitely need a list of all of your triggers, you have to tell him what helps you and what doesn't outright. Scott doesn't really like playing guessing games, especially when it comes to your safety and comfort.

Clear communication becomes pretty important for the two of you in all honesty, and the two of you work at it all the time.

Eventually he gets better at serving you during panic attacks, or meltdowns, he knows what to do after a little while.

Again I would think he's really good at protecting, so I think he's super good at keeping people away when he sees you're overstimulated.

"Don't touch them!" he huffed when someone was trying to tap you to get your attention.

Overall, he's really really trying for you, and knowing that is comfort enough.

Alejandro

It's no secret that Alejandro is very intune with people, just one of his many skills.

So he can tell right away from his very first meeting you, any loud noises, bright lights, things like that just don't mix well with you.

He steers clear of them when around you, always guiding you more towards quieter, much calmer and secluded dates.

When driving he turns the music down, and makes sure that all audio input looks like its helping you and not harming you.

Plus I feel like (and this is totally me projecting btw) he would carry around stim toys for you to distract yourself with, and headphones for when things are a lot.

But again, sometimes things just happen, and try as he might to protect you, it's not always possible.

He can always tell when things are getting to be a lot for you, he's good at reading everyone but you in specific.

He's really good at covering for you, if someone is asking where you are, or needs/wants to talk to you when you need to be alone he'll keep them away from you.

He'll spend as much time as you need helping you.

"Are you feeling better mi amor?" He would ask.

"Almost-" you said, voice a little course and shaky "-sorry," you said softly.

"Don't apologize, I don't mind at all."

Alejandro can be really nurturing when he wants to be.

He might deny it, deny it to the ends of the earth but he's very good at taking care of you.

[lightofunova]

AH, OH, OW, A BA- AAA. I FELL, BUT I AM HERE. I AM LATE, BUT IT IS BECAUSE FALLING IS SLOWER THAN FLYING. I HAVE AN INVITATION, YES! DO NOT CHECK IT. IT IS MINE. ANYWAYS, NOW THAT I HAVE FALLEN INTO THE LIFE OF THE PARTY-- YES HELLO. I HEARD FROM A TRUSTED SOURCE THAT THERE IS.. HOW DO YOU SAY.. MAY OVERS? MAYOVERS? MAKE MAYOVERS? WHATEVER IT IS, I WANT IT. HOW DOES THIS TRANSACTION WORK, SRIRACHA BIRD? WHAT IS THE TRADE? WHAT'S THE CATCH? REGARDLESS OF THE PACT, I SIGN IT. I ACCEPT.

A few moments after Reshi finishes, yellow pinprick glows from the side of the room flare with rage. “YOU!” A voice booms. A shimmering green light flashes like flames as the source of the voice is revealed to be-

A stunned silence befalls the man. “Is this….a sleepover?” he asks. “Are you all having a sleepover?”

“Is there an issue with that?” The small voice of Reshi pipes up, causing him to jump. “If you have a problem with Deoxys then you’ll have to answer to me!” She states with bravado, causing him to give her a strange look.

“No..I- so long as he doesn’t cause trouble I have no qualms I-“ He stuttered awkwardly, before a dawning realization hit him like a Tauros. “My cover-!! Lady Palkia will surely- Arceus above! My apologies I will be taking my leave!!!” A burst of wind leaves through the gaping hole into the night as quickly as he came.

“……Well that was weird. I hope you like your makeover though Deoxys!! Let me know if you want something else!” Reshi said excitedly turning back towards her friend. Were they friends? They had interacted so much it seemed like the most logical conclusion. It didn’t worry her too much. “We also have some food! I tried making something for everyone! I call ‘em Charcoal Bites! You want one??”

Rayquaza is now avaliable for asks!!

[nightfall-kachiniko]

༅ ｡ₓ aot girls (+hange) walking in on you dancing!

paring: mikasa x reader, annie x reader, pieck x reader, hange x reader, hitch x reader, Sasha x reader.

☾⋆⁺₊🎧✧

𓏲·˚ ͙ mikasa

- “y/n here’s your-“ she’s cut off by the sound of you singing to the music blasting in your headphones as you dance away, too busy to notice your girlfriend in the doorway.

- she crosses her arms, leaning up against the doorway as a soft smile grows on her face, admiring you. you shriek, finally noticing her as your face gets hotter, the embarrassment heating you up like the sun. “WHEN DID YOU GET HERE-?!?” you exclaim, horrified. Your girlfriend just slightly giggles. “Go on, I’m watching”

𓏲·˚ ͙ annie

- “i know I just told you to clean up your damn-“ she interrupts herself by her silence, trying to process what the hell you’re doing when you’re suppose to be picking up your dirty clothes that she’s reminded you to pick up 10+ times already.

- “AHH ANNIE!!” you scream, startled. Her face is filled with confusion, and a hint of anger from having to remind you again. “I- pick up your damn clothes you nasty.” She says, throwing them at you. “AAA IM SORRY” she hears as she leaves the room, a blush rising upon her face.

𓏲·˚ ͙ pieck

- you danced as you dusted away, grooving off to whatever song you were listening to while singing it at the top of your lungs. It wasn’t like anyone could hear you anyway, since pieck isn’t back yet, and you can party away right? Wrong.

- you turn around to see your girlfriend as you yank the earbuds out your ears, a glowing blush appearing in your face. “AAA PIECK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! I THOUGHT YOU GOT OFF AT 3??” she giggled before saying “i got off early today love,” she smiled, giving you a peck on the cheek as an apology for making you embarrassed.

𓏲·˚ ͙ hange

- hange twisted the handle of her office, opening the door with one hand as a new stack of papers laid in the other. But one thing she didn’t expect to see is you going at it, dancing away in her office as if it’s a club. “Partying in my own office without me?!” They said, tsking as they set down their papers. “AA HANGE! I WAS TRYING TO CLEAN YOUR OFFICE TO SURPRISE YOU!!” You shrieked, disappointed.

- “it seems like you were dancing with mwah,” she said, coming up to you. Hange starts singing horribly on purpose as she aggressively twirls and spins you around, dancing with you. “MYYYYY DARrrLLiiNNNNNNN” hange continues singing as you both burst out laughing.

𓏲·˚ ͙ hitch

- “why is there no ass shaking” you hear hitch’s voice behind you, startling you. “HITCH OH MY GOD” you say. “It’s not dancing if there’s no ass shaking” she says dully.

- “YOU GOTTA SHAKE IT GORRLLL WHOOP WHOOOOPP!!” Hitch exclaims playfully, laughing and dancing with you. you both just start messing around club dancing with no needed explanation, that is until Marlo walks in.

𓏲·˚ ͙ sasha

- “HOLD ON NOW!” Sasha says, startling you. “GET INTO IT Y/N!!!” she exclaims making you burst out laughing out of humor and embarrassment. “You lowkey got some moves!!” she says.

- “but they not better than mine.”

- “oh id like to see you try”

- “OH HELL HOLD MY FOOD!!”

[horridly-plagued]

AAA LAST ONE FROM A LITTLE LATER IN THE DAY could be obviously a lot louder and I got sorta messy towards the end, apologies. Obvious cuts might be present ( I don’t listen to these back at all lmao) it’s mainly due to the loud silence in between sneezes— this round ticked so badly I would have not been able to stifle if I tried I’ll be honest. A majority of this was just trying not to hitch because I think it sounds weird but for all purpose's enjoy!

Also if there are any audio suggestions I’m more then down to take a look…

[merotwst]

CONGRATS ON 250 FOLLOWERS ELLIE MY BELOVED AAAAAAAAAAAA

can I request for the event

⇝star ; “put it at the very top of the tree.” WITH MALLEUS AAAAAA

can it be romantic please thank you mwah mwah mwah

just imaging Malleus lifting up Ellis to put the star on the tree aaa

I. 'TIS THE DAMN SEASON ! ||

‹ merotwst's christmas and 250 followers event ! ›

[ prompt : star ; “ put it at the very top of the tree. ” ft. malleus draconia ]

{ n: not proofread, expect mistakes }

baubles and gingerbread cookies on trays were scattered around the floor. the lights were hung, the fire was lit and the temperature outside grew colder and colder by the minute. you were sat on the carpet, the melodies of your laughter bouncing off your lips felt like the sun on his skin after the coldness of winter and it never failed to send his heart swelling with delight. everything was always so at peace around you. it almost felt like everything outside your bubble just stops altogether creating moments in time where it's just his presence basking in the stars in your eyes when you smile.

it happens so often, too.

in the hallways, on the now snow-covered pavements of the pathways around the college, in his room back in his own dorm. you could be in a sea of people spectating on a spelldrive match or just alone together, interlocking fingers as you gaze at each other with the love that he felt could make roses bloom in the winter cold—everything else just seemed to fade away back, back into the background. truth be told, if it were up to him, he could just sit and stare at your figure glowing in the fireplace beside you all night. but alas, you simply had to snap him out of his trance.

“malleus,” you called, a sheepish smile playing on your features. “you're staring. again.” shyly, you bring a gingerbread to your lips, biting on the christmas delight and malleus couldn't help a soft laugh leave his throat. the hot cocoa on the floor beside him had finally been given some attention once more.

“apologies,” he said before taking a small sip on his mug, “but you already know how that tends to happen sometimes.”

you playfully roll your eyes at this popping the rest of the gingerbread onto your mouth. you sit in your comfortable silence again. you were busying yourself with returning the extra baubles onto their boxes and picking out the smaller mess around you for a while until you noticed smile breaking out of his features, his eyes anchored onto an object somewhere behind you. curious, your gaze follows and meets with the decorative star laying peacefully on the couch. you turn back to malleus with a brow cocked and your query came out in the form of a single word, “what?” and malleus let out a chuckle in response.

“is there something funny about it?” you started to slowly stand up and pad your way across the floor towards the couch.

he let out a toothy grin, “i do not find the star to be humorous. it is you that i found to be. hmm... was it rude of me to laugh at you?”

“no,” you reply, the star now in your hands, “you don't have to worry about those things around me, love,” you reassure him with a gentle smile, “i know you mean well. but pray tell what you found to be so funny.”

“well,” he started, “you were so intent on decorating your dorm for christmas and i've accompanied you for the whole day with putting up the ribbons and lights, however...” malleus trailed off and you stare at him in anticipation.

“yes...?”

“you have not put the star on the tree yet. it's the last thing left for you to do. had you forgotten?”

you softly ran your fingers around the designs of the christmas tree star, a sheepish smile on your features. you didn't meet his gaze but you responded, “no... i just didn't want you to leave yet.” you admit shyly. malleus' expression turned into that of surprise which only reddened the blush on your cheeks even more.

“i will not leave if you do not wish for me to go.”

“i know. but i can't exactly just ask that from you. you're a housewarden and i'm sure the students of diasomnia are out looking for you right now. they need you more than i do,” you remarked, “i had to be clever.” a pout was on your lips and you earned a small laugh from him. the prince stood up, a warm smile dancing upon his lips as he gazed at you lovingly.

“put it at the very top of the tree.” he said, “i will not leave even after all the decorations have been done. not unless you would like me to.”

you smiled softly, placing a hand on his cheek which he leaned into gently, his hand finding its way onto yours interlocking your fingers together. his arm wrapping around your waist as he pulls you in closer. you leaned in, fully expecting a kiss from the dragon, only to let out a yelp as you felt him suddenly lift you up into the air. his laughter was like woodland thunder when he took in your reaction to his sudden actions. you were in a position where he was supporting you with his arms in a way where you were sitting on them as if you were a little child being carried. your arms were on his shoulders for support and your eyes were as wide as the baubles on display.

“mal?!” you exclaim in confusion and surprise. he only gave you a knowing look and your eyes fall back onto the decorative star in your hand. the peak of the christmas tree behind you seemed almost like it was begging to be crowned. you extended one of your arms over to the top of the tree.

baubles and empty trays were scattered around the floor. the lights were hung, one of the brightest glowing beautifully on top of the christmas tree. the fire was lit and the temperature outside grew colder and colder by the minute. you were sat on the carpet, the melodies of your rich laughter like a chime of bells and his like woodland thunder, intertwined together as they echoed throughout the room. he held you against him, your back to his chest. th blanket wrapped around his shoulders and around you along with the heat radiating from the mug you held in your hands was the warmth of the sun on your body amidst the cold that made your breath visible in the air. it sent your heart swelling with delight. everything was at peace. the gentle cackle of the flames in the fireplace made you close your eyes and lean back against your lover. you could feel his smile against the kiss he placed on the crown of your head.

malleus couldn't help but stare at you once again, his face at the side of your head. your eyes closed, features illuminated by the fireplace—he couldn't help it. you looked mesmerizing. and you knew he was staring. he tends to do that a lot. but you didn't mind. a small smile crept up on your lips as you gently whispered.

“merry christmas, malleus.”

“merry christmas, my love.”

[ n: oh my fuck idk how to dialogue AHGH i hope u liked this, ellis!!! thank u so much for requesting and participating in the event ! sending love. ]

© merotwst 2022

[send-me-a-puffalope]

hi again !! okay, first, you art is Beautiful, oh my gosh !! i love it !! your artstyle is genuinely so lovely and detailed and pretty. gosh. i could sure at it forever i think <3 and yeah, also, i’ve been spinning a bunch of ideas around my brain - do you think vanessa goes to stay with mike and abby for a while when she’s recovering? i really like the idea, like mike would insist on it to her (because abby kept insisting on it to him) and abby would be really excited to have a big sister-like figure living with her. like, she tries to do vanessa’s makeup and draws with her and gives her little trinkets she finds. meanwhile mike is constantly teetering between trying to make sure vanessa is doing okay and not fussing over too much (he’s trying his best) (they are equally awkward). obviously there’s also a lot of healing that needs to happen for all of them and i think that being together - as the only three people who really know what happened that night in the pizzeria - would be really important for all of them in trying to get better and move forwards. and. uh. this is longer than i intended !! oops !

holy moly this ask is from September oh my god I'm so sorry I've been AWOL for like over a month 😭😭😭

AND THANK YOU SO MUCH AAA!!! I've been so proud of what I've created with my art, fanfic, and playlists that I had to like advertise a little ittle bit. I'm so honored, im blushing AAA

And absolutely, my thought is that Vanessa refuses at first-- blaming herself for putting Mike and Abby in the line of fire and having a bit of survivor's guilt for escaping the cutting block when she thinks of herself as the least deserving of it of all out of all her father's victims. But she can't stand the loneliness and the silence now that William is gone. No matter how awful of a person he was, he was still the last person she had left and now everything is too quiet. I would imagine Mike and Abby visiting Vanessa while she's recovering and realizing that she's definitely not processing things well and Vanessa only agreeing to stay on their couch after a close call or getting a wake up call from Mike.

Something that drives me crazy about the whole movie gang's relationship though is that Mike and Abby have known Vanessa for less than a week. Yet their lives are so irreversibly intertwined now, despite the fact that they barely know each other. Hell, the only things Mike and Abby "know" about Vanessa are almost all lies or half truths. They don't know each other and I'm so curious as to how the second FNAF movie is going to handle that relationship. Because, also to note, NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS HAVE COMMUNICATION SKILLS!!!

also no need to apologize about word count, look at the state of my blog

[kissditrio]

When Dilfs collide (UNFINISHED) part1?

PREVIEW NOT FINISHED

2.6K WORDS+ trying to fini soon aaa

MILD NSFW (not many warnings bc it’s not done :P) very nasty talk, vulgar ass mouth it’s Toji guys cmon

Crack ship ig? Idunno man I just thought about merging two worlds, first time writing enjoy 🦇

MINORS DNI

Miguel spent most of his time putting away anomalies. Most of them being villains spiderman or spidermen? Would commonly fight.

Doc Oc, Prowlers’ , even Green Goblins. Sometimes having to call for backup even if he really didn’t want to. Dragging them back to HQ and sending them home. It was somewhat easy, very tiring but nothing new.

But as he stared at the large man with a bulky frame maybe just a inch or two below him, he really thought he finally saw it all.

“You don’t belong here.” Miguel growled at the man.

Finally webbing his ankles together because, holy fuck could this guy move quick. He accepted his defeat. He gave a hearty chuckle and stuck out his lip towards Miguel.

“Not g’na take me to dinner now are ya?” He sneered. The scar on his lip turned upward into a crooked smile. Miguel scowled and opened a portal.

You had been working at the Spider HQ for just over 7 months. Miguel considered you one of the best amongst them. Not because you guys would fuck like catholic rabbits, but because you were an amazing spider. You were in Miguel’s “office” because you liked being in there, the control room everyone would walk in but his office was a little reserved and spacious so you could finally sit in silence. You shut your eyes as you leaned back into his wheeled chair with cushions so soft you wonder how Miguel hasn't been caught sleeping in here.

“HAHAHAHAAA-“ you jumped up.

Miguel’s office door swung open, and he was carrying an awfully large man who was laughing as if he was piss drunk.

“Spider society, you kids are really crazy about Halloween huh?” The man snorted.

Miguel dropped him down and made his way over to you and his desk.

“Move.” He tiredly demanded.

Understanding he’s just having a day you quietly move out of his way for him to sit and type away at his computer.

“Wow, kicking a lady out of her chair, no manners. Cant even be a fuckin’ man eh?” The man snapped out his laughing delirium.

You looked at this guy as he sat on the floor, he looked at you. Somewhat short hair that was black as could be, it stopped middle of his neck, on the taller side, tired eyes, and a noticeable scar on his lip. With a a devilishly mischievous smile.

“You want a fuckin’ photo or something?” He furrowed his brows, and spat on the floor.

You look away sheepishly and mutter an apology before walking back over to Miguel.

“Who’s he?” You ask sweetly.

“No fuckin’ manners, fuckin’ hell.” The man hisses.

“M’ right fuckin’ here ya know?” He grumbles.

“You’re worse than that ‘merc with a mouth’ please shut up.” Miguel sighs. The man rolls his eyes at him, and halts while doing so. You and Miguel could both see a lightbulb form in his head.

“My god is so sensitive.” He chuffed. He smiled and looked around “mm I wonder if it’s just as easy to make you yell as it is for me to get under your skin. Or maybe under the sui-“

Miguel webs his mouth shut, and sighs heavily. Rolling his shoulders as he rubbed his face.

“I don’t know.” He frowned. “Found him, got another problem to add into to the list of the multiverse almost-“

“Almost collapsing I know.” You rub his tense frame.

“Take a breather Miggie, you’re not going through a storm with a cloud overhead.” He sighed and pressed a kiss to your forehead.

“Ay, I know.” He rolls his eyes and moves slowly towards the door.

“I’m gonna go ask a few spiders for their opinion. Along with where to send him. Watch him and do not let him go.”

You nodded enthusiastically and even did a silly little “attention” pose. Making him smile, oh how you loved his tired smile. He shut the door. You walked over to the man again and leaned down.

“Here sorry about him shushing you, but I’ll get this off since I know it’s probably really uncomfortable.” You say with a smile.

You peel off Miguel’s web carefully so as to not add another scar on his face.

“There we go.” You smile hard under your mask.

“My name is y/n.” You gave a small wave.

The man looked at you for a bit.

“Toji.”

“Toji?”

“That would be it, yes.”

“Nice to meet you To-“

“Could you make it less obvious about you fucking your baby daddy tho, fuck practically garglin’ his balls infront of my fuckin’ face.” He spat.

Your heart thumped really loud at the vulgar words.

“I- we- I just-“

“aht aht, don’t get all shy now, miss spider." he smiled as he tried to reach towards you but ah, his hands also tied.

Mmmm. He sighed.

“Wanna let me out of these baby? I promise I’ll behave.” He gave a fake doe eye look.

“No, Spider-2099-“

“Miguel?” He scoffs.

You swallowed.

“Yes Miguel, said I can’t let you go because-“

“Is he your daddy or something?” He chuckles. Your face is so hot had you not been wearing your mask he would’ve laughed harder.

You turned around and stomped towards Miguel’s chair and sat. Angrily turning it around.

“Aww puppy don’t be so mean. I’m just having as much fun as a tied up man can.” He whined.

You ignored. He gave a heavy ass sigh and rolled his eyes.

“Some shit daddy you got, if I was fucking you, you wouldn’t be this goddamn shy bout sex. I’d have you trained.” He smiled, eyeing you for a reaction.

You turned the chair back around and squinted your eyes. Which he could see.

“I’m not your little fuck toy, Toji.” You spoke through gritted teeth. God forbid you bit down any harder they would’ve cracked.

“Mmm baby don’t say that, g’na hurt my feelings. G’na make me cry, wanna make me cry?” He faux whines.

“YES!” You shouted.

Wow both you and Miguel have such a short fuse. Maybe that’s why you guys work. Here he thought you’d be a sweetheart. Well you were but he likes bringing out the worst in people.

He’s got you right where he wants you. He laughs at you.

“You gonna come and shut me up? Web my mouth closed?” He starts smiling with teeth.

“I just might if you don’t shut the fuck up.” You started to huff.

“Such a naughty little thing, bratty too.” He groaned and stifled out a moan. You were marching towards him each step heavier and angrier than the last.

“If you even think-“ you pointed a finger before you looked down. He was sitting so you could see him squirming but you also saw… a bulge. It was big. And painfully obvious. Now you shouldn’t be so thrown off right now, you’re trying to set a point.

“Mmm have I finally got your attention like you do mine?” He asks. You open your mouth and can’t seem to form a sentence or stop staring at it. It was throbbing in his loosely fitting pants. And you could see every bit of it.

“My god so fucking cock hungry eh?” He smiles. “Never seen a real cock before mmm?” He scoots closer to you. Your eyes stay trained on it, why can’t you look away?? It’s not like you’re new, you’ve seen Miguel’s and he was more than enough. So why are you aroused?? You suck in your bottom lip and grab a breath as Toji leans his face closer to you.

Toji smiles up at you, and lays his head against your thigh while you stand.

“Cmonnn baby.” He plants a kiss on the inner part.

“Untie me. I gotta fuck you. You see how badly I want to no? I can’t fake that.” He moans into your suit.

You tap your foot and chew your lip anxiously. You look at the wall clock then at the room's door.

“Just… one little.” You hold up a finger.

“Mhm yeah- fuck just one little quickie puppy. You can tie me back up after” he’s kissing your clothed thigh. You curse yourself. You should not be this aroused, let alone be giving into fucking. However you and Miguel hadn’t done it in a while because you’re both so busy, and too tired when you really do want too, so you swallow your pride; sigh and remove the strings attaching his hands and ankles together.

To b continued… (very soon)

[aimasup]

How do you think Wander x reader scenarios would go? (I’m a WOY fan, so I’m quite curious)

sorry for the wait on this aaa

ok bc this is a romantic ‘x reader’ no one is undateable, I’m just ranking these 6 guys from ‘best partner’ to ‘most work needed to put into the relationship so it’s not a complete shitshow’. WOY is a show based on platonic love so some of these are stretches

Also unless specified otherwise in the ask, y/n isn’t a villain or anything, just some random person

long, long post warning

Wander:

buddy when I tell you that you SCORED

he’s SO sweet oh my god. has tons of specific scenarios for dates, but it doesn’t matter if it’s a life-risking adventure or knitting in the woods. he just loves every second spent with you

he’s snuggly! he’s cuddly! You’ll never be touch-starved with him! And he’ll note if you’re not a hugger probably but he might get too excited

You’re dating a walking plush toy built like a scarf with the cutest scruffy face at the end of it that also has wild animal mannerisms

you could toss him in a dryer with malicious intent and he’d come out with a love ballad for you ready to go

knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. You’ll always have the option to meet new friends and go to new places

If you didn’t have an adventurous streak before meeting him you do now. He doesn’t seek conflict, conflict seeks him

He does his very best to accommodate any needs you may have, he respects your boundaries and finds solutions to brighten up your day

you also brighten up his day. get ready to be sick of the phrase 'I love you'

he does his fair share of the chores and more. He also loves cooking for you! You become the couple everyone’s jealous of because Wander’s in it and you get to experience his cooking

He doesn’t butt in to do things for you, but he loves making your life a little easier. So instead of ‘is everything comfortable my liege’ it’s more ‘I made you a lunchbox, have a nice day!!<3'

Wander has so many stories to tell. You learn new things about each other a lot. He has no problem filling silences, it’s like he never runs out of conversation topics

He loves talking about you so much. Now the entire galaxy knows they have something to use against Wander, next to Sylvia

He's your personal therapist now

Cons:

his energy can be draining, especially when he’s on a roll and oblivious to what’s happening with you

his selflessness blends into unintentional martyrdom often. You need to do some rescuing so he doesn’t get himself killed just so you could have some exotic dessert; it’s very stressful to see him put you above his wellbeing

he’s so stubborn actually. when he decides something’s for the better it takes some heavy lifting to shove the proof in his face

the concept of privacy is but a suggestion to him. And he’s open to suggestions! It’s just that a pet always wanting your time is cute, but when it’s your date it gets annoying

if you nicely let him know when he’s overstepping boundaries he’ll apologize and make up for it

Sylvia:

she rejects that lovey-dovey romantic stuff but she’s more similar to Wander than she realizes, in that this tall mass of muscle is endlessly devoted to you

if you’re fine with being lightly made fun of and sassed at a ton, then you both can spend any time ribbing at each other casually

It doesn’t matter what you’re doing, she enjoys time spent together

she loves chilling. just vibes. umbrella drink and hammock and nice music and all. You two can hopefully just exist in the same room for long periods of time, there’s a lot of comfortable quiet going on.

she’s very clear about her boundaries and expects you to pull your weight in some capacity, though it’s fine if the task she needs done isn’t done soon.

she makes you feel powerful and safe and secure because she has no problem beating the shit out of troublemakers for you, and also yelling the most profane of insults in public. She can talk to any stranger, take control of any situation, bust through any boulder; it’s kind of scary but also empowering to just witness

Logically she might understand why something could emotionally upset you but she can't truly empathize, so she settles for being there for you all the way

she ends up carrying you a lot. under her arms, on her back, with her tail, like a sack of potatoes by the leg, etc. and she loves! cuddle piles! and curling up around you when you’re both sleeping! Tease her about it and she’ll toss you into a lake (out of love)

she stutters when she’s awkward. it’s cute as hell

You can go to her with any problem you have and she’ll comfort you, and give you advice even if she states that it’s a ridiculous issue. 95 percent of the time she’ll be on your side too

if you’re willing to learn, she wants to teach you how to fight. She worries about you and wants you to be able to hold your own without her around.

If you order something and she says 'nah I'm good' it's a LIE. She'll have a bite of whatever you're having. So get her something too even if she protests

she’s also fine with goofing off when needed. And she’s tough enough to try new things with you, might even have more fun than you while at it

meeting her family is emotionally exhausting. the ‘WHEN IS THE WEDDING’ questions don’t cease. you turn to her and go ‘damn bitch you grew up like this’ and Sylvia ‘had a job at 6’ Zbornak goes ‘yeah why’

she’s not as open about herself as she’d like to be, but if prodded she could tell you some tidbits about what bounty hunting was like

You may have trouble keeping up if you’re not very physically active. She has trouble slowing down too

your wedding is officiated by Wander, who is also best man. Wesley is the ring bearer god bless

Cons:

She not as stubborn as Wander but has trouble putting herself in the shoes of others, or seeing things from another perspective.

unless given a good reason to budge, she’s not moving when her mind’s set on something

a bit too quick to anger. Not directly at you, but sometimes her remarks cut too deep and her snark is too dry, and the lecture’s too loud.

She’s not very (outwardly) jealous, unfortunately she doesn’t trust easy. So your new friends, or new job, or new anything that she catches even the slightest whiff of ‘not right’ in her mind, she’ll be worrying and pointing out flaws here and there, and now both of you are anxious

you can talk to her about things she can change about herself, and she’ll try. You ground her and her temper and she likes that about you.

Peepers:

see this post

Hater:

on paper the 7 foot tall skeleton overlord with teleportation, force fields, electricity, levitation, and planet-toppling raw strength sounds like some grimdark video game villain but he’s just your personal phone charger now

wants to know about you as much as he wants you to know about him

he always looks for an opportunity to impress you or gain your attention. He likes showing you random stuff, all his shiny toys, his video games, some flower he found at the side of the road, etc.

at the same time he tries to be cool and aloof. He’s also genuinely pissed that he enjoys your company so there’s a lot of screamed affection

not good at speaking or gestures, better at actions. Surprisingly touch-affectionate. He loves carrying you, or holding your hand, or kissing.

You end up being added to the list of people he makes an effort to listen to. consider yourself lucky

He complains about everything but when it comes to things you find neat he doesn’t hate them as much now that they’re associated with you. You are the chill pill.

He talks edgy but he's an open book, and you impress him easily

both of you can geek out over the same things like music and weapons

He’s actually really good at words on paper. So things like secret love letters, lyrics, or rehearsed speeches.

Will loudly defend your honour in public, will try talking it out if he has to

mate you are about to learn some RESPONSIBILITY this man has no home skills. If you don’t want your diet to be takeout for the rest of your life start learning how to cook

If you decide to get married it will be a whole Thing and you'll learn how many times he's organized a wedding before. Ask the watchdogs

Cons:

his whining gets legitimately annoying, and he doesn’t make compromises nearly as smoothly as you might hope. It’s almost like dealing with someone who only recently learned how the world works (so you don’t want to ask about his real name.)

loud, petty, self-centered, possessive, and sometimes you can’t deal with that if you’re both having a bad day

When he’s doing some grand gesture of romance it usually ties back into you giving him compliments

Despite being emotionally open he doesn’t talk about what goes on in his mind a lot, so he might come to bizarre conclusions or not explain his thought process, even if he’s on the right track

he’s self-aware to a degree at least, and he’s actively trying to not make everything about him.

Awesome:

banging my head on the wall, trying SO HARD to find redeemable qualities

he’s the kind of fucker to smugly say ‘you know I’m right’ regardless of how obviously he's not. He thinks obnoxious property-damaging prank videos are hilarious.

his style of villainy is almost worse than dictatorship because he has such little regard for the people and places around him that his hedonism literally causes worlds to end

in other words he’s so disgustingly shallow that the simple concept of an equal in his life at rock bottom would force him to fix himself

anyways uhh dating him would be weird. Like he’s physically useful I guess, also he’s rich so you’d get anything you want. Speaking of physical, he's a really good meat shield in times of crisis.

not controlling, just weirdly opiniated. Thinks any past time that isn’t clubbing or drinking or high-energy is lame, seperates himself from ‘uncool’ things, judges passersby in a mean way, is far too encouraging of you to step out of your comfort zone, etc.

You need to be assertive because he still cares about what you think, somewhere in there.

So if he goes ‘no biggie but I think you’ll look better in this’ or 'no don't spend your time like that', or ‘you shouldn’t call them back’ just get rightfully upset and demand why. Guarantee he will not have a good reason to keep this up. Know your rights and make sure that man knows guilt

Pros:

ok this is either a bad thing or a good thing but he’s observant enough to know how to distract you. If you’re mad or sad about something he can push all the right buttons to get your mind off it, but again he can use this to deflect from serious stuff

surprisingly responsible? Like idk how to explain it. He knows what items go with what needs and is really good at planning ahead. Not like making a shopping list, but like connecting the dots based on logical assumptions. “We could get this sturdier metal hanger for the drying rack but it rusts easily so we should get the cheaper package deal ones.”

such a stereotypical dude-bro that it’s kind of adorable. He watches sports and has opinions on canned alcohol. Also a great hype-man.

you literally never need to worry when going to social events. He has enough confidence for the both of you.

probably hits a turning point when he realizes that the people he hangs out with are dicks when they make fun of people like you and does the tiniest bit of self-evaluation without coping horribly

not protective or jealous. Doesn’t even get mad really. Laid-back about so many things and knows how to roll with the punches, knows when to draw some lines. He's very honest too, in the funny way

eventually he does get okay with mediocrity and mundane activities. He still tries to make things more exciting now and then, it backfires but that's the fun of it

his cats love you

Dominator:

hoo boy where do I start

there is literally an entire episode on why she’s a terrible date. Her thought process in the beginning was LITERALLY ‘ughh I’m bored -> ugh lookit that planet -> ugh I bet those guys are having fun -> how dare they -> I wish I could DESTROY THEM’ like girl what

needless to say getting her ass kicked might’ve humbled her by like 5 percent but she’s still kill-happy

She perpetuates her own cycle of a ‘dog eat dog’ world by being a dick before anyone else can. Either because it’s self-defense or a competition or it’s fun

The way she speaks to you, even if she genuinely enjoys your company, she just can’t help but throw some insults in there. Not passive aggressive ones, just plain insults.

If you’re into that then a one night stand would be fun but she’ll forget your name the morning after

If Emperor Awesome is manipulative, then Lord Dominator is controlling. She doesn’t understand why you aren’t feeling what she thinks you’re supposed to be feeling, or dropping everything to come spend time with her immediately, or egging that innocent old man on her command.

her casual, bubbly attitude can be dissonant with the actual situation. it’s not that she can’t read a room, it’s that she’s thoroughly analyzed it and concluded that it’s either hilarious, irrelevant, or beneath her

The only way she’d even get close to you in the first place is if you had something she wanted in the first place, like information, status, or power.

the relationship is an accidental bonus, and now neither of you know what’s happening, and ‘oh god what do you mean you’re Lord fucking Dominator’

You are dating a gangly pocket knife with anger issues and hips for days. This might as well happen

She’ll deny it to her last breath but she’s fiercely protective of you, like how wild animals become protective of those they see as weaker than them. The way she shows this is either by kicking ass or glorious, glorious insults.

Pros (?):

"What is this?" "Affection." "Disgusting. Do it again."

If you’re indecisive or anxious, her authority fills that gap. She fully emits the vibe that she owns any room she walks into, and eventually she might have you learn to stand up for yourself too.

She’s not a Mean Girl, she can’t fake nice with a straight face. The phoniness also wears her out; she prefers telling it like it is. This is also a con

Lowkey really hopes you find her impressive, which is easy given all the things she can do, but also hard because of her loser vibes

If you learn to banter with her, arguments get entertaining, and it becomes a conversation in itself. You also need to out-weird her and annoy her as much as she annoys you. And now you both can get your way with minor conflict

you can watch cartoons and talk about pop culture together. Not to mention she can always entertain you or make you laugh, intentional or not. She can recite a whole gorey B-movie from memory, and also act it out, and it intimidates you but that's what happens when the wifi goes out and she's bored

Like Wander, you end up in dangerous shenanigans together. She’s passionate like Wander, assertive like Sylvia, chaotic like Hater, organized like Peepers, fun-loving like EA, and also smart and diabolical and talented and dorky in her own way.

[timaeusterrored]

(2022, Night City University Art Hall)

No one was coming. They had talked Vincent into entering his art, and didn’t even come to see it. He was embarrassed and honestly a little hurt..

“Vince!”

Vincent looked up to see Kerry and Judy absolutely hauling ass down the hall. They were panting by the time they got to Vincent’s display, Kerry trying to explain what had happened and why they were late and how sorry he was.

“J’s parking the car. Rogue and Nanc, and Denny are coming to. I dunno who else- Baby I’m so sorry.” Kerry kissed Vincent’s forehead with no shame as to who was watching. Some people obviously knew who Kerry was, and was staring at them. He honestly thought they had a show tonight. He was a little sweaty and began to think maybe they had done an early one.

Judy hugged him next, also apologizing. “I was working on something and completely lost track of time, I’m so sorry.” She said, squeezing her friend before looking back. Johnny was walking down the hall with Rogue, Nancy, Denny, and Henry. None of them looked like they belonged here in the slightest. Vincent couldn’t help but stare a bit.

“Think this is the first time I’ve never not broken in here.” Johnny said, pulling Vincent closer to squeeze him a bit to his side. He leaned down with a kiss of his ear and, Vincent could not believe it, an apology. “We had a show tonight and played early so we could get here. And was still late.” Denny said, holding Henry’s hand as they looked around. “Well let’s see! I wanna see the great Vincent’s art!” Nancy said, pulling the group closer.

Vincent watched them oooo and aaa, before Johnny pointed to one. It was the bar of the Afterlife, Rogue and Mike were working behind the counter. “How much?” Johnny asked, hands in his pockets. “I-what?” Vince asked softly, Kerry slipping his hand into Vincent’s.

“I wanna hang that in the bar. How much?” Johnny asked, Rogue nodding in agreement. “You don’t have to pay, J-“ Vince began but Johnny silenced him. “That’s like saying I don’t make people pay to get into shows. I wanna pay so let me pay.” Johnny said.

Denny pointed to another one with a smile. It was a picture of her and Kerry on the fire escape, lighting a cigarette between them. “I didn’t even see you drawing that one.” She said softly, noticing a lot of pictures drawn from their time together. The apartment building Vince lived in, the outside of the Afterlife, Johnny playing guitar, hell there was a samurai show up there.

They all looked at their friend with pride, who was looking anywhere but at the adoring gazes. The all knew Vincent hadn’t expected them, Kerry felt awful for being late. The one thing he finally gets invited too from Vincent and he’s late. “Ever think of making an album cover for Samurai?” Denny asked suddenly, Vincent’s face going pale. “Uh.. I’ll think about it.”

The group grinned, Kerry hugging his input closer to him. Johnny stood at their other side, Vince could see him itching for a cigarette and appreciated him not smoking in here for Vince’s sake. “We planned on getting some sushi after. It was gonna be a surprise dinner for you but now we kinda feel like we owe it to you for being late.” Nancy said, frowning a bit. Vincent could see the guilt in all of their faces, Johnny included.

“Sushi sounds great.” Vincent smiled, slipping his hand into Johnny’s as well.

[bonesandthebees]

okay im typing this in my notes app but im reading burning gold

this is just going to be me screaming and going “i like this” so uh yeah enjoy!

THE TREES ARE WATCHING

also i didn’t read the summary or the tags i like to just go in blind (is this stupid? yes do i do it anyways? yes)

okay your descriptions are like heavenly they scratch an itch in my brain like idk the way you pick apart the world and describe it in a way that feels natural is just so eieisjwidj like i always have to take a moment to just read it and let it soak

TALLULAH MY BABY

wall of trees you say 🤨 that emoji is my fav it’s so silly

PEOPLE!

oh a machete! that’s my favorite way to greet people too!

CREEPER MINECRAFTS GRIM REAPER sorry it’s late

ive watched qsmp but habe not watched in a while so im just smiling and nodding as i figure out who these characters are i really gotta get back on that

WUALCIRYI wow way to go with the spelling there. what i meant to say was QUACKITY

WOAH! abandonment and theft that’s wild wilbur

one night stand you say 🤭 ive been using that emoji too much man

PHILZA MINECRAFT!

TILIN

wait why am i reading in silence where is my bg music

i have no clue what’s going on not for lack of the story but because i just zoned out

tallulah and eye contact so something about something yeah go me

AWKWARD EX SITUATION I LOVE PHIL

something something about the gold that was on those trees earlier right maybe something something can’t wait to figure out what is going on

tallulah is not like other girls that’s what im gathering she got that ichor blood presumably bc wilbjr is being dicey af

TOUR MY LITTLE MUSIC MAN

eye balls

GOOD PERSON WILBJR!

wilbjr come close you can tell me *puts ear as close to him as possible*

SHAKES HIM AGGRESSICELY TELL EM

TALLULAH IS INFECTED ISNT SHE

LEABE HER WITH THEM?? THAT IS MY CHILD SHE IS NOT GOING ANYJEUW THEY ARE MY FAV LITTLE PAIR

my darling lil girl infected but alive like a cool kid

OH!

haha how silly… how did that happen? HAHA!

GOLD EYES THE LITTLE CHILDRNE JUST LIKE MY DARLING TALLULAH

TJE tkost tiltin:( WOW MY SPELLING IS BAD IM SO SORRY

yay! happy ending! i love your worldbuilding it’s so aifiqjrjwjfjwdj this was great thank you for the serotonin

this was longer than intended my apologies

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I've always thought aspen trees are super pretty but also extremely unsettling with the way their trunks look like they're covered in eyes. I knew I wanted the forest to be an aspen forest bc of how gorgeous aspen forests look in the fall with the contrast of the bright orange leaves and the white trunks, and I thought the eyes in the bark just lended itself super well to the idea of the trees 'watching' everyone around them

honestly going in blind can be very fun I hope it made the fic more enjoyable for you!!

aaa ty I loved playing around with the descriptions in this one shot

LMAO yeah there are a lot of qsmp people here who you might be confused by if you don't watch qsmp regularly or haven't seen it in a while

philza voice: I Know What You Are

I really enjoyed playing around with the foreshadowing and worldbuilding elements of this one. specifically with the gold by mentioning the tree covered in the stuff at the very beginning, but it not being properly discussed till later on. then the little hints that something's going on with tallulah but trying my best not to make it obvious until the very end. a lot of fun balancing aspects there lol

I'm so glad you enjoyed!! ty for giving your thoughts this was very fun for me to read :)

[blazingstaro]

EYOO gang! Apologies for my silence as of late, Tears of the Kingdom has completely consumed my life since launch XDD

Luckily I have a hell of a stockpile of pages, so I'm not worried. This game has given my wrist a well-needed break, as I had worked it to soreness over 3 weeks of straight drawing

Oh! By the way!!

Next page of DotS: Magolor's Mechanical Mayhem! is arriving tomorrow at 2pm PST!

I'll be back on track with some sketches relatively soon, but things will be a little slow because this game really has a hold on me, and I'm enjoying the heck out of it! <3 (That, and I really need to slow down on drawing so much, so I don't get tendonitis again like years ago EEEGHHH) It's definitely inspiring a lot, and has given me some ideas for a specific enigmatic tribe in DotS!

@starlightfyre and I both have been cracking all kings of jokes, and I'd love to sketch those out sometime!

But yeah, oh man I'm absolutely adoring this game! Absolutely, somehow, blows BotW out of the water! They did it, they out-masterpiece'd a masterpiece— it's utterly mind-blowing, and gosh this gameplay is so clean! TotK truly feels like Zelda again, but still retains what makes BotW so special on top of new things. BWAAAAAHHH I could give you guys my full review if you want XD Otherwise I'll just gabble every so often about how much I love this gAAAMMMEEEEE AAA

And no worries, I'm still on the Kirby side of things! <3 I've adored the Zelda franchise since I was a kid, much like Kirby. I'm very much a Nintendo fan in general, on top of being raised with other consoles (most notably PlayStation)

[gregnk]

Stock Crash

Linda walked into the office. She said, “What do you need, sir?” to the executive there.

“Please don’t call me that. Just call me Dave.”, he said.

“Apologies, Dave.”

“Anyways, I need all these documents filed with ISED, the CSA and the TSX quickly.” Dave hands Linda a briefcase. “This stuff is related to very important stuff that needs to be sorted out ASAP, so when you get it there pay the office dudes whatever amount is needed for rush filing.”

“Understood.”

“And leave your phone notifications on for any texts from me, since there might other stuff that needs to be-.”

Suddenly, Dave is interrupted by a man in a beige suit crashing open the door. He stumbles into the office loudly. “…Dave aaa… you’re making a really big fucking …mistake!”, he said.

“What the hell Zack? You’ve clearly had too much to drink, you should be home!”, Dave said.

“I’m telling you this is a bad idea…. our stock price will fucking crash!” “You would have to be real retarded to make a……. retarded decision like…. what you are doing right now!”

While this unfolded, the clerk stood there, completely still and silent.

“What do you think I’m going to do, nothing? and just let some other group of shareholders get a majority on their side and do a coup against the business? Now that I’ve got enough dudes with enough shares on my side, I need to assert control by having the director guys who hate my guts cleared out of the board. Besides, the stock price will go back up after everyone forgets about this.”

“You duumb fu-ah.” Zack said before crashing onto the floor unconscious. There was silence for a few seconds.

Dave rolled his eyes and then looked back to Linda.

“Can you also get someone from security to move his body to the couch at his office and look after him until he’s functional?” Dave said.

“uh… okay.” Linda said.

“I’m sorry about that guy. He’s very smart with a lot of things, but not really with drinking, and when he’s drunk he’s not smart at anything.”