#i am very delusional

[hueysanxiety]

Things I would love to see from Loki season 2 but will never happen:

1. Lokius

2. Loki wearing black nail polish

3. Lokius

4. Lokius

5. Loki and Sylvie being best friends because he finally learned to love himself (not romantically tho)

6. Gender-fluid loki not always being male presenting

7. LOKIUS

[genericb34ns]

Random ass (possibly unrealistic) idea:

All these Caroline divorce mods and you're only allowed to go after Caroline, why not Pierre too? like make a mod that allows you to get them divorced, and go after the both of them

the Caroline wanters get their Caroline and the 5 Pierre wanters out there can get their Pierre

its a win-win! the idea is rather complicated, but a man can dream

[rae-a-licious]

real delulu yelling out my man🤭

[animelover20]

(slight dressrosa spoilers,you have been warned.)

Me: I'm not obsessed with a fictional man!

I don't know what you are talking about...

My camera roll: are you sure about that?

Me: of course I am why would i-

My camera roll:

Me: I wouldn't call that an obsession I just fi-

Camera roll: this is bearly a quarter of them.

Me: 😬

Camera roll: and this is just the last week.

Me: ok maybe it's a little bit of an obsession.. but come on he's hot as fuck and cool.

My brain: he enslaved a country and-

Me: so?

My brain: you're delulu

Me: no. We're delulu🫶

[fearthedancer]

I have little young spinjitzu bros headcanon (delusions):

Even with the venom, Wu always wanted to be like Garmadon. He copies him in many aspects. He wanted to have the same haircut as his brother so he asked his father to cut his hair like him. And when they were teenagers he started to wear a bandana like Garmadon but Garmadon said "aw hell nah" and did Wu's hair so they dont look exactly the same

Mystaké was always there for them. When Garmadon was little he would accidentally call her "mom"

Regular prank wars. And its even more wild than you will expect seeing as they are literally creation and destruction respectively. Just imagine how many chairs Garmadon destroyed just to pull a prank on Wu. Imagine how many buckets filled with water Wu made to splash Garmadon with.

[beebeetheclown]

Here’s the thing… I am getting these tickets to Jeremy Strongs broadway show even if it is the death of me. Yes, I live in a complete different country. Yes, I am slowly becoming a broke college student, and would it cost me a fortune? Oh for sure. But I will let my bank account drop to the negatives if it has to y’all. I will earn money any way just to get this trip planned even if that means I have to become an elementary school janitor. Like being in the same fucking room as him is enough to make me scream. Like, I have the chance to see Jeremy Strong.. Kendall Roy and all of his other hot characters that I think about on the daily. Hell, I might even get the chance to get an autograph if I somehow become the luckiest girly in the world. My mom thinks I’m joking about all of this and thinks I am unserious especially since I never go out at all. So her hearing that I want to go out of my house and travel to a different country to see a hot guy on a broadway stage makes her giggle. This is an opportunity that I will not miss🫡🧎‍♀️I will sacrifice all of my birthday and Christmas gifts just for this. I am motha tuckin jumping on that plane even if I have to sit by screaming babies for hours. I will ride outside that plane like it’s a surfboard if I have to. I will see this show and that’s a statement. Anyways… I’m totally normal about Jeremy Strong😊 Goodnight everyone😘

[justanintrovertedweirdo]

When the fictional guy is a really obnoxious and irredeemable asshole but is also really soft and clingy with the person he trusts. But he also has a lot of trouble expressing and giving affection to his significant other cause it's been forever since he's had any affection from anyone else. Especially if it's some kind of soft and vulnerable affection like cuddles.

*sighs dreamily*

[kyoghurts]

i might probably use this silly app to rant abt my crush cos like i dont want to annoy my friends anymore than i already have so like ... haha ... im sorry (that im not sorry) bc i probably wont stfu anymore

[dreamylaa]

Bastard (affectionate)

[phantom-shell]

I think it's super interesting how Jimmy's fear of Anya and the baby manifests in his mind as the Pony Express mascot.

Unlike every other character, Anya ISN'T in Jimmy's guilt/regret hallucinations near the end. He sees Daisuke walk towards the dark, he sees Swansea chase him through a cemetery, he sees Curly on fire in front of him but ANYA? Anya isn't given that kind of treatment. No, instead, we see a hallucination of the baby, a tiny horse in a womb that has no face attached to it (Anya's face specifically, all he sees is the womb), turning into a deformed monster that hunts him down the moment it's born.

Polle (the baby) is seen as a danger in Jimmy's head in the beginning of the game too, after he walks out of the cockpit. The more he walks, the louder the baby noises get and the more deformed Polle looks when he runs into it!

Jimmy doesn't give a damn about Anya, nor does he regret anything he did to her, but he is scared of that baby and what it means. The living proof of what he did to Anya, manifesting as a monster that hunts him down throughout the game.

[lavalamp-juice]

appearing in your inbox for I think the first time ever while you've already sent many things to me aksjdjsja

uhhhhh how do you feel about onions?

Yes thank you

Good question- Basically I don't like em

I think I have a heightened taste to them or something since if there's the tiniest nothing speck of onion in my food, I WILL find it and pick it out. The taste and texture overpowers all the other flavors for me :P I do appreciate the flavor it can bring to a dish tho, so when I start to cook I'll add like a 4th of an onion and let it sit there, and take it out when it's ready to serve :D

Thank you for coming to My Ted Talk

Oh also onions have layers~

[cosmosnout]

The real reason Oda had to get rid of her was not for plot convenience, but bc she would have kicked everyone’s ass. (Source: trust me bro)

[risky-witchy]

Thinking about the new episode of cr and about Dorian and Orym but I’ve seen a lot of people making jokes about Dorian’s dad seeing everyone intrusive themselves and is like ‘wtf is that my son’ and so true so valid but consider.

You are the father of the Wyvernwinds, a family who essentially serves as royalty in their culture. Several years ago your youngest left, likely against your wishes, and just a short period of time ago your oldest dies, and now all of the worlds leaders are gathering to develop a plan to deal with a potential Calamity level event. You spot someone who looks similar to your only living son. He is then a part of the group of, frankly, hooligans who are fucked in the head brave and are gonna be the main task force against this event and summons your goddamn wyvern dragon horse, while wearing the sluttiest outfit you’ve ever seen, as well as a sending stone that matches with the halfling who approached you after who very clearly is fond of your son. Not to mention he doesn’t go by his birth name and title but is wearing gold to symbolize the death of his older brother. What would you do then

[kinstein-art]

sanji's weird

[fisheito]

before mirage of scales: I NEED YAKUYA EVENT

after mirage of scales: ah. um. i . i don't need yakuya event so much, anymo.re... hah..a...

[naomistares]

would u guys be mad at me if i do another ianthe and harrow centric comic