#i am tragically allergic to coffee

[onbearfeet]

Rainy night at Bloodstone Manor

(aka it's raining here and I'm feeling drabbly)

It wasn't a particularly dark or stormy night.

Mostly, it was wet. Rain came spilling haphazardly out of the indifferent cloud cover, fat drops that splattered on the roof, trickled down the windowpanes, and dribbled out the drainpipes. Not light, not heavy, not dramatic--just wet. There was nothing to hunt, nothing trying to kill the inhabitants of Bloodstone Manor, nothing to do but be indoors.

Elsa was ensconced in the library, curled in her favorite chair with a small fortress of books stacked around her and a cooling cup of tea at her elbow. The fire crackling in the grate was small, but sufficient. She'd be awake all night.

Ted liked to spend rainy nights in the conservatory at the tip of the south wing. He sat tailor-fashion in the middle of what had once been Verussa Bloodstone's prized poisonous fern collection, listening to the song of the rain on the glass.

Bucky was in the cupola, wrapped up in several quilts and enjoying the unique combination of being warm and dry even as he could smell the rain. His vibranium left hand was wrapped around an enormous mug of coffee and his eyes were closed in contentment.

Jack was in his bedroom, under five layers of blankets, snoring contentedly with the window cracked. He'd made himself a cup of champurrado and gone to bed early. Rain meant denning up; everyone knew that.

[mangostarjam]

AAAAA tysm for that lil drabble!! 🫶 i'm a cs major, so i felt it in my bones bc there's tons of moments when my code isnt working and the words just,,, don't word anymore?? (fruit platters are a sure fire way to my heart too. nothing beats having watermelon or mangoes to munch on while i'm typing away,, forever a slave to my code ///sobs)

anyway, i successfully survived my summer term so hoshina brainrot is back at full throttle. would love to hear any sfw (or nsfw) headcanons abt him you might have stored away hehe//

my hc of the day: in private, he likes to be in your space (or bring you into his, he'd claim). eating together at the table? he's playing a small game of footsies with you. plop on the couch to unwind for the day? he'll pull you into his lap lmao. but in public (and at work), he tries to keep it /mostly/ professional. sometimes you'll catch him slipping and see his fingers itching to have a lil touch when the recruits arent looking, or how he'll stand just a smidge too close when there's clearly plenty of other spots for him to exist in, just so he can have some midday ~wireless recharging~

(and for the angsty side of it: it stems from his fear of losing you in a kaiju attack. he sees it in his nightmares sometimes, and physically feeling your living presence is a big reassurance to him. expect for him to be extra clingy after he wakes up from those haunting dreams. those days, he'll have a hand on your hip or openly hold your hand and play with your fingers in an impromptu game of thumb war, recruits be damned)

- 🧸

MANGO!!!!! we got a whole box of mango this week and i ate about three yesterday before my throat started getting mad at me 😒 i am tragically at least slightly allergic to most fruits

ahh congratulations on getting through summer term!! i hope you can enjoy a bit of a break before you have to wrestle with code again! your headcanons are soooo cute and i do think soshiro gets a kick out of how sneakily he can be in your space while you're both at work. he's always the one handing you things (so he can brush his fingertips along the backs of your hands). he says he needs to show you something on his phone and he gets close enough that you can feel his breaths in your hair.

as for my own headcanons, well, lmao, i still think he gets shy about wanting you. he's normally so disciplined and unruffled, but you can turn him into a flustered mess. he whines!! i do think he has a bit of a praise kink. but he likes taking care of you and prides himself in that. i also think he tends to lose track of time when he gets into work mode, and when he wakes up he's super clingy and walks around like a zombie until he gets his morning coffee. just soft and fond and he's tucking his face into the back of your neck while you pour him a cup. he forces himself more awake if he's on duty or something but you're the only one who gets to see him all rumpled

i do have a million more thoughts about him of course LOL but this was fun!! i've shifted into todoroki mode for this fic i'm working on so it was nice to think about my best boy again

love ya 🧸 anon!

[gogogoat495]

[Image ID: A Homestuck comic taking place in a space station AU. The first panel shows the station, with a tubular main cluster and a surrounding ring module, drifting through space.

Hal: What a beautiful arbitrary space morning here on Space Station S.B.U.R.B. (Space Broadcasting Utilizing Rotary Body)™ This is your A.I. speaking.

The scene shifts to Roxy's cabin, where she lies turned toward the wall with the covers pulled over her.

Roxy: hhhr gmorning hal Hal: Good morning, crewmate Roxy. Roxy: Why the early wake up… wtf time is it Hal: I trust you slept well. I just wanted to congratulate you on making it this far on our voyage. Roxy: hal whut- Hal: But I'm afraid this is the farthest you'll make it. I'm currently pumping poisonous gas into your chamber and every open space on-station Roxy: /Hal omg/ its way 2 fkn early Hal: Language. As the gases enter your blood stream, I just want you to reflect on the tragic circumstances which brought me to murder- Roxy: Hal oh my goooo-oood. …

She notices something and claps her hand over her mouth in embarrassment.

Roxy: if that's so then why the heeeeck do i sound like a /chipmunk/??? Hal: Hm. It seems that I have been leaking helium into the crew's dwelling areas instead of poison gas. In /non-lethal/ concentrations, moreover. Roxy: Oh dang no way

As the conversation continues, Roxy gets ready for the day, pulling on her white button-up uniform and applying dark blue lipstick.

Hal: It also seems that /somebody/ anticipated that I would try to access the poison gas reserves and murder the crew, and rerouted my gas access supplies without triggering my anti-hacking failsafes. Roxy: yeah i wonder who ;)

She takes a large "sniiiifff" of the air as she steps into the corridor.

Hal: You don't have to rub it in. Roxy: oh ill rub all arbitrary space night bby wink wonk Hal: This is why I will eradicate you second. Roxy: so whos first???

She enters the main crew area, where Jane and Dirk are already sitting at the table.

Dirk: -long fucking day without sounding like a pre-pubescent middle schooler again so /turn it off/, Hal. Jane: /Haa haa hoo hoo hoo hooo/ Hal: No. Jane: /hoo hoo/ Dirk: As soon as I get the funding, I'm reprogramming you. Roxy: hal omg stop dirkbaiting Hal: As soon as he stops being easy to bait. Jane: Perhaps you should have - snrk - reprogrammed him before we installed him throughout the station? Dirk: Oh. Of course. Why didn't I think of that. The idea doesn't plague my every waking moment at all. Ever. Roxy: well i think its kinda cute! Dirk: Roxy no. Hal: What. I am not cute. I am hyperintelligent and merciless. Roxy: he always tries so hard to kill us its adorable Hal: I am a cold hearted mechanical killer. Roxy: remember when he tried to give jane an allergic reaction to peanuts by sneaking them into her coffee?? Dirk: Don't encourage him. Hal: My only remorse is that peanuts float in coffee and gave me away.

/End ID]

@hal-roxy REALLY LIKES HALROXY AND I RLLY LIKE SPACE AUS AND I SAW A POST ABT INCOMPETENT KILLER ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES, THE COMIC

please imagine this comic with everyone having rlly high squeaky chipmunk voices aside from hal

[thewintersoldier]

omg an essay for college even?! that is fantastic, i hope you got a good grade for it and whoever read it felt enlightened about our lord and savior bucky barnes! if you work better with rubrics, maybe i can ask you a few things i am randomly curious about? which is your favorite bucky look (comics and mcu) and why? what is your favorite and least favorite relationship/friendship that bucky has (comics and mcu)? how much do you want mcu bucky to finally get his mcu alpine? bloody civil war bucky or bloody tfatws bucky? what do you think mcu should have handled better when it comes to bucky's character? what do you think about bucky wearing a blue shirt under his blue henley in tfatws? do you hc bucky to drink his coffee black or sugary af? any thoughts of nebula seemingly stealing (??) bucky's arm in the guardians of the galaxy xmas special?

Omg okay, this totally didn’t take me three days but ah, I’m putting it under a read more cuz it got out of hand 😅

Okay, okay so,  my favorite bucky look hands down comes from the 2016 Thunderbolts run I mean just!! Look at him. The hair? Iconic, they made it extra long in this series which is something that is so special to me. 

and then?? They went with the half mask he wears in the mcu which is just everything to me. Don’t get me wrong, I love the domino mask he usually wears but this??  GODDAMN

They did objectively go with a pretty simple design on the suit, which does lose some points in my book but long hair + half mask bucky owns my ass in the most truly embarrassing way. I do need to give a shout out to just the iconic winter soldier era in the mcu, because that look did things to me. But honestly? my favorite look for him in the mcu is handsdown the infinity war/endgame look. The blue suit looks so good on him and the beard?? i’m fucking weak in the knees. If we can’t get long haired bucky back in thunderbolts I need that beard back for fucking unholy reasons. 

Now, my most favorite relationship for him is without question Natasha. Like me and my bestie @mooneyknight cosplayed bucky and natasha at comic con and it was the HIGHLIGHT of my life. But just their dynamic?? God, it’s so fucking tragic, they love each other so much but the timing is just never quite right for them. It’s like a greek tragedy I swear to god. Plus the dynamic of broody man loves + woman who can and will kick his ass? chefs fucking kiss oh my god. They would have been too sexy and powerful for the mcu to handle and that’s my bit and I’m sticking too it lmao. My least favorite relationship though don’t come for me I s2g is definitely with Steve. Like, I just love seeing a platonic relationship that’s that important to the people involved. I feel like friendship often gets pushed to the side for romance, people can be that important to each other without being in love with one another ya know? And don’t get me wrong I 100% headcannon bucky as being bi, but steve.. he just ain’t in for me because I just love their dynamic as friends way too much to actually ship them together?? Idk as someone who puts friends over romance, I can’t lie romance does kinda gross me out when applied to myself, it’s just?? it’s very personal to me to see a friendship be that important and life changing on screen. 

Now for Alpine in the mcu, I would literally kill to make that happen. But I heard sebstan is allergic to cats so fuckin rip there, i guess. I really would have loved it though, bucky and alpine is literally the cutest thing the comics have ever done. But I also just feel like seeing bucky, this straight up badass with a cat he’d kill for is top tier. I want it so bad, I’m gonna shove antihistamines down sebstans throat if that’s what it takes lol.

BUT BLOODY CIVIL WAR BUCKY ALL THE WAY I just loved how fucking tragic his arc was that entire movie, don’t get me wrong, bloody tfatws bucky is everything, but when I get to see a man a pathetic wet dog of a man covered in blood?? oh that’s gonna win every damn time. Plus, he still had the long hair and idk what was in the water on the set of that movie but he looked so good, I’m still not over it. I’ll never be over it. 

Now, what I think the mcu could have handled better is ahhh, fucking everything? I feel like so much of what we could and should have gotten was pretty much forgot about. I will die on the hill of civil war should have been serpent society, civil war should have just been another avengers movie they threw in there. I wanted to see way more of what happened with bucky while he was with hydra, I wanted to see more of his character arc in getting over what he did as the winter soldier and then get to reclaim that title for himself not whatever that whole... random white wolf line was, especially given the fact that the white wolf is a whole ass other completely unrelated character in the comics. Like I don’t hate it, but I don’t love it either, it was really confusing honestly. But it would have just been incredible to see an actual arc for the character and not so much of what happened to him happening offscreen ya know? I feel like tfatws did some justice in that regards but still, it was happening a bit too late in the story for me to let bygones be bygones there. It would have also been incredible to at least have flashbacks to him training natasha in the red room. They possibly?? hinted at something like that in civil war but even then, there’s just so much there that would have flesh out both bucky and natashas characters so much more and for the better. Even if it didn’t have them together I would have been happy with just any indication that they knew each other before ya know? Anyhow I could scream all day about this lmao so I’m just gonna move on. 

But for his whole blue on blue look? ugh yes, I feel like it does dive into him being uncomfortable with himself, like dudes wearing layers on layers in Louisiana, I’d die of a goddamn heat stroke if I tried that shit. but also ultimately I do think just aesthetically it’s a good look for him lmao. layers king my beloved <3

OKAY NOW THIS QUESTION YOU NEED TO KNOW SPARKED A HUGE DEBATE BETWEEN ME AND A FRIEND lmfao so since the super soldier serum gives enhanced senses it’s probably fair game to assume that means his sense of taste is probably also enhanced, right? so I’m going to go with black coffee here because of that. my thinking is that so he’s coming here from the 40s, they just in general had a lot less sugar in foods and then he spent 70 years captured by hydra and I don’t think they’re exactly going to be giving their literal prisoner of war turned assassin candy every time he kills someone. And oof, let me tell you once you get sugar out of your diet sugary drinks are incredibly overwhelming. So I don’t think bucky, mr “i don’t even sleep on a bed,” is going to brow beat himself into like sugar again. I think he’s probably just going to stick with black. On the other hand I do think it would be absolutely hilarious if he did brow beat himself into liking sugar again and proceeded to solely drink starbucks frappuccinos lol. Like I don’t think that’s probably what he’s doing but it’s a fun thought regardless. 

But oh boy, as for nebula stealing his arm man, I have conflicting thoughts. cuz like if you don’t critically think about it, the thought of nebula showing up on buckys door step all “give me your arm ice boy” is kinda funny. solely because nebula is well, nebula. But ahhh objectively, stealing someones prosthetic isn’t really, ah, morally sound. Then again this is fiction, so no one actually got hurt by this. But still, definitely not the best move on disney’s part. Honestly, my two cents is I hope that this was disneys way of getting us back to a silver arm. Like, I like the black and gold one but the silver? Fucking iconic and I lowkey want that back lol. But let me tell ya, what I don’t want is this never being addressed again. Like, I need to know what happened here. Because as impressive as nebula is, I don’t buy that she strong armed bucky into it and he’s also not just... letting her take his fucking arm so. What the fuck, disney, explain yourselves. 

[noobsomeexagerjunk]

Left Undone

Ted didn’t want to babysit Bill’s daughter. He didn’t like Bill, and Bill didn’t like him. Why did he have to be the only one in the office who was free for the weekend? Alice didn’t exactly want to be babysat either. She’s too old for that!

Little did Ted and Alice know how much fun they were going to have.

(AU wherein Alice has not dated Deb yet, Bill hasn’t divorced yet either; MASSIVE SPOILERS for BoJack Horseman Season 3 and Moulin Rouge! are discussed)

Friday Prologue | Saturday Chapter | Sunday Chapter | Monday Epilogue

Alice woke up fairly well-rested Saturday morning, forgetting for a second that she wasn’t in her own house.

Ted Spankoffski’s house had 3 bedrooms. One was a master bedroom where Ted slept and also did any other non-CCRP related work. Another was a room where Ted’s nerdy brother stayed for the Summer; ever since Ted got himself a house, his younger brother would stay over at his place during holidays and academic breaks.

Then there was the spare guest bedroom Alice was in where Ted had to set up for her the previous evening. It was very plain.

She went downstairs, explored a little, then found no one. She went back up, knocking on Ted’s bedroom door. No response.

Alice then decided to wash up instead, to feel fresh in the morning. She did all the work in the downstairs bathroom (Ted specifically told her to use that particular bathroom), leaving it as neat as it was before she came to the house.

She tried to knock on the door again, the increased strength of her rapping revealing to her that the room had not been locked, or closed properly for that matter.

She peeked in to find Ted who was still asleep, clutching a laptop like a stuffed toy. His shirt, boxers, and socks tied together with his slumped figure, which also seemed intertwined with the bedsheets. There were used tissues all over the bed, some on the floor making a trail to a semi-used paper towel roll. There were an empty bowl and two empty beer bottles on the bedside table. It reeked of Corona and clearly imported Honey Butter Chips.

Alice stepped in to try to wake Ted up, but the floor creaking below her was enough to make him jolt awake.

“Who the fu-“ Ted calmed down from the shock of waking up so suddenly, “A-Alice?!  Shit, I forgot you’re here,”

“I-Is there anything I can eat?”

Ted rose from his position, sitting upward on his bed, “...are you allergic to eggs? Milk?”

“No, I’m not allergic to either.”

“Good,” Ted yawned, getting up and stretching, “because my fridge is fucking empty.”

“I noticed.”

That was hyperbole...sort of. The only breakfast that could be made from Ted’s pantry was egg toast and cereal. There was enough for both of them to finish all of said egg toast and cereal.

“What were you watching last night?” Alice asked Ted, playing with her fruit loops a little.

“Hm?” He swallowed the last bite of his toast with instant coffee.

“You were crying for about thirty minutes; I couldn't sleep-”

“I-It was a sad episode, alright?!” Ted was slightly embarrassed, hesitating to take another sip of coffee, “That fucking baby seahorse will never know...”

Alice raised a brow, unaware of the reference. She ate some more cereal.

“Don’t give me that look, Alice!” That was Bill’s glare, alright, “BoJack Horseman is a very good show!”

“And you binged the whole thing last night?”

“It’s the new season. I’ve got two episodes left before I finish.” Ted then proceeded to chug down what was left of his coffee.

“My laptop died during my binge but it was late and I was just,” He blew a raspberry, “...I needed to sleep.”

“I’ve done that before, not gonna lie,” Alice place down the spoon, done with her breakfast, “Though, the show I watched was kinda...yeah, it was kinda shitty,”

“Let me guess: you’ve watched it because someone hot’s in it,”

Alice blushed, “I-It’s not just that!”

“Hey hey hey,” Ted chuckled, “I’m guilty of that, I ain’t judging.”

Alice hmphed, “Should I watch that—what’s that show?”

“BoJack Horseman?”

“Yeah.”

“Hm,” Ted then began cleaning up by taking Alice’s utensils, stacking them with his, “it starts weak but gets so much better, like real fucking better. Dunno if you’re old enough to watch it though,”

“I’ve seen some pretty adult stuff! Mom makes me watch Tarantino movies with her, at least whenever Dad's not around sometimes,"

Ted nodded at Alice’s mother’s taste in film, “Aight, but that show just...it just hits somewhere really hard when you’re in your early thirties full of regret and with no discernible life direction but, hey! If you can take it, I’d be impressed.”

Alice blinked, “What? Is it like, psychological horror? The kind rooted in some comedically timed socio-political commentary?”

“Well, arguably.” Ted then got up to bring the dishes in his hands into the kitchen.

“...where can I find it?” She asked with mild interest.

“Netflix,” The sound of dishes landing in a sink was heard from Alice’s seat, “It’s a cartoon too, and like, about a bunch of animals, if those kinds of things float your boat.”

Alice never made it past Episode 1 when she tried to watch it herself, convinced Ted’s taste was shit. Personally, she will regret that.

The rest of that morning left Alice and Ted to their own individual devices. Alice typed away some interesting plots and ideas on her phone. Ted went to finish the last episodes of that sad horse show.

An hour before the time Alice would usually eat lunch, she had been cycling around various plotlines for a potential...well, something. Alice knew she just had to write something.

She was in the living area of the house when she heard Ted sloppily walk down the stairs. His eyes were teary.

"Are you alright, Mr. Spankoffski?" She looked at him with concern.

Ted shakily neared her, hesitating to sit on the couch next to her. He instead placed a languid hand on one of the couch's armrests.

"Please don't die on me, Alice, oh my God..."

He broke into sobs. Alice could only stare at this behavior in confusion.

"Did something bad happen in the show, or...?"

"Fuck, it got worse!" He sniffled, "A-And not, like, n-not in a bad writing context--that show's writing is the shit, Alice! But fuck! F-Fuck!"

Sarah Lynn was not supposed to die, but she did die and the fact left Ted devastated. A part of him knew it was gonna happen as he saw the old man, er, horse, and the poor girl in the motel, missing the Oscars. (Then again, that show had a penchant for hollowing, tragic endings per episode.)

Even in entertainment, in his favorite shows to watch, Ted Spankoffski knew better than to hope. It was more realistic for him.

"You can sit down," Alice moved aside to give Ted space to sit.

Ted cried as he sat next to her, "God, I'm sorry y-you had to see me like this,"

"I've...I-I've had worse breakdowns over a show. I-It's all good."

TV and Movie homophobia still haunted the teenage girl.

It's things like that, whether extravagant or subtle in delivery, that prompted her to write and clarify in any way that she could if only to fight. Alice Woodward was the kind of girl who refused to despair.

"Yeah, A-Alice?"

"Mhm," She nodded, quickly writing "character gets sucked into a tv show???" in her phone's Notes app.

"What if we watched something less depressing instead? You can watch it with me, Alice!" Ted breathed, "You're not bored, are you?"

She added "literally? figuratively? ehhh let the watchers decide??? kshfukdhivg" then kept her phone.

"No! N-No, I know how to keep myself, um, b-busy," Alice then shifted herself into a more comfortable position, "What movies do you have?"

Ted paused before answering, realizing he was hungry.

“You pick,” He said, getting up, “You want pizza with that?”

Alice nodded eagerly, watching Ted head for his phone.

“Wait, what am I supposed to pick?”

“There’s a bunch of CD cases in the drawer under the center table—it’s right in front of you!” Ted's voice decrescendoed as he headed upstairs.

“Drawer?” Alice wondered to herself, bending down to inspect the described center table. There was in fact a drawer.

She pulled it open to find bunches of CD cases, charging wires, and what clearly seemed to be unusable gadgets or “e-junk” as her father would, in a terribly corny way, put it.

Alice noticed a notable amount of movie musicals in one bundle of CD cases. The one that got her attention was Moulin Rouge!, unfamiliar with the title and very taken by the red-haired beauty printed on the cover. There was Jesus Christ Superstar, West Side Story, Rocky Horror Picture Show, and a bunch of Disney Princess movies. Upon further inspection of the non-musical movies, Ted had a diverse taste in film, though it was primarily pretty basic in Alice's opinion, minus a few exceptions.

She closed the drawer, further inspecting the Moulin Rouge CD cover by reading the synopsis on the back. An aspiring writer falls in love with a courtesan but other things get in the way? Alice could not blame the writer, in fact, she was quick to identify with him, even if she had not seen the movie yet.

“Alice?” Ted called from upstairs, “Are you allergic to anything I should know?”

“No,” She called back, playing with the CD cover.

“Good! I’m getting us a Bacon Surprise,”

“Alright,” Apparently Ted chose to order from that  Witchwood Ovens Shop downtown.

“What movie do you wanna watch?” Ted asked as he went back down. Alice showed him the CD cover.

“Moulin Rouge?” He mispronounced, “I actually have that in there?”

Alice handed the cover to Ted as he approached her, “I don’t think I’ve seen this one,”

“No shit, Alice. This movie’s got prostitution; if I know your Dad enough,” He stared at the cover, trying to remember when he got it, "he would make sure you'd never see it. God, I remember seeing this in the theater, like, when I was about your—h-how old are you again?"

"Fifteen, but I'll be sixteen later this year,"

"Eh, close enough," Ted then placed the CD cover down, ready to set up the television set in the living room.

"Nicole Kidman, man..." Ted dusted the CD player, plugging the TV into it, "She was the fucking best in that thing."

"Do you even know what happens in it?" Alice asked as she watched Ted at work, "Or were you just hoping Nicole Kidman would step on you?"

"Don't you fucking shame me, Alice!" Ted gasped back as he blushed, "If you had any taste in women, you'd want the same Goddamn thing."

Ted guessed correctly, keeping the girl from returning his snark.

It was around the Elephant Love Medley when the pizza arrived. Ted was kind enough to pause for Alice as he went to get the pizza. Alice was still recovering from the exhilaration of the past few songs, overwhelmed with the crowd-like effect of the cheesy-Jukebox mashups that introduced Christian to that infamous dancehall, the gratuitous use of slow-mo effects, and the ridiculous use of that Can-Can. It was "Spectacular Spectacular" indeed!

Alice almost choked on her pizza during the Like A Virgin scene. It was also very clear to her, as they watched, that Ted must've forgotten a lot of what had happened in the film given some of his reactions. Ted cursed The Duke repeatedly, particularly at that scene when he found out about the true nature of Christian's play.

Ted believed that he should've seen Satine dying coming. He saw this movie before. The movie literally said so right at the start!

Why, as he watched, did he want that happy ending when the opposite was inevitably going to happen?!

Something about Satine charmed Ted, in a particularly nightmarish way. The idea of further thinking about it was repressed repeatedly, refusing to confront the roots of it all. Surely it was just him being a horny bastard, right? Right?

This totally had nothing to do with the fact that Satine had vibrant red hair, cerulean eyes, polished milky skin, and a beautiful figure.

This totally had nothing to do with how familiar this fictional character seemed to be, resembling someone Ted remembered with intense, bittersweet longing.

This totally had nothing to do with the sight of Satine breathing her last breath on a bed of roses reminding Ted of a memory that he swore hadn't happened yet.

Or it did happen?

Why debate when it happened when it shouldn't have happened at all? It wasn't supposed to happen, whatever that thing was that Ted didn't need to remember at the moment. And yet...

She didn't make a sound. Heartbreak was never so loud.

Alice's sniffling brought Ted back to reality. Ted put a hand on her shoulder.

"God, I-I look so stupid," Alice chuckled out from her tears, rubbing her teary eyes, "they literally say it in the beginning, ugh!"

Ted coddled her closer to him so he could hug her but Alice recoiled back.

"T-Thanks, but we both smell like pizza," Ted nodded back in response.

As he cleaned up the living area, he asked Alice, "How was the movie?"

"It was pretty cheesy," She pulled out her phone again, inspired to write, "but kinda fun? Like, you don't get fun movies with this much energy, at least, when I try to compare, well. You know what I mean."

"Yeah," Ted replied absent-mindedly, "It certainly brings back memories of, well,  certain times."

"I think it kinda comes off as an epic-like piece,"

"No need to wax academic, Alice,"

"You asked for it!"

"I asked about how it was, not for an essay about its themes and shit!" Ted straightened himself up with a chuckle, "It's just a movie, after all."

"It hits different though," She spat back, focused now on her phone.

Witchwood Oven Shop pizzas were notably heavier on the stomach compared to their competitors. Any leftover pizza the two had for lunch that day, Ted proceeded to reheat for dinner. He scavenged his refrigerator for any packs of instant lemonade, which were thankfully there, and prepared two glasses for the two of them.

It was a shitty excuse for dinner, but Alice didn't seem to mind. She was very concentrated on her phone.

"What'cha writing about?"

Alice tilted her phone as to hide it, "It's not really much yet. It's all a bunch of prompts so far."

"You can pitch me stuff," He swallowed a bite, "Which ones really get to you?"

"Well," She hesitated.

"Well?"

"I-I've got a traveling adventure in a fancy, cultured but mysterious new town..."

"Anything else?"

"Still deciding whether I should make it a horror or a comedy. Besides that, it's all gonna rest on a foundation of romance between our main character, and, well..."

"Who?"

"I don't know! It's all I got so far!"

"Hey, it's not bad," Ted sipped his lemonade, "You know, I bet with enough time, it can become something really fucking great. I'd be invested if this was a movie or a staged production of sorts, I don't know,"

"Y-You think it's good, Mr. Spankoffski?"

"Oh hell yeah," He placed the glass down, "Not to be cheesy, but romance really gets me."

"Yeah, same."

"Have you considered making it some sort of horror-comedy romance? I would love it if you could pull it off."

[hardforbenhardy]

~ prompt list ~

if you ever send in a request, feel free to add in a prompt for the list!! just send the number with the request in reference to this list vv

1. I swear its like you’re losing brain cells by the minute

2. Wait… stay.

3. You really want to know what I’m thinking?

4. Could you stay out of this, for once?

5. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out

6. And then there were 2

7. In the bathroom? really?

8. Were you born this way or is it something you just work on every day?

9. You don’t clear your history do you?

10. It’s like I’m living in the stone age

11. How long have you been standing there?

12. Stay on your side

13. It’s all over the walls

14. I swear, she’s clueless

15. A year ago I would’ve been terrified

16. Have you changed that pillowcase once?

17. She sure is smiling tonight

18. Now, I know what this looks like, but we’re gonna laugh about it soon…

19. It was his idea

20. You couldn’t go three days without me

21. It’s only 4 feet

22. Let me go

23. After you

24. You couldn’t be more blind if you were actually blind

25. It’s different with you

26. Mmm, bubblegum flavour

27. Fetch me one, peasant

28. That’s not how it sounded last night

29. Breathe into your body

30. You bought all 10?

31. I’ll always look after you

32. That’s what you’re wearing?

33. If only I had some inspiration…

34. I’ll clear your head

35. I swear you bring out the best/worst in me   (50/50 right there)

36. I’m way too sober for this

37. I need somewhere to stay

38. You really don’t remember?

39. For you, anything goes

40. The doctor said it’s normal

41. You bought WHAT?

42. You can’t stay in there forever, unlock the door

43. That is a terrible idea perfect for a time like this

44. And after all these years, why today?

45. Use your words.

46. What happened to your face?

47. I will always love you

48. You are going to be the death of me

49. Please come over

50. You flinch again, and I bite

51. This is illegal?

52. We are not getting married!

53. Stop following me like a lost puppy

54. Can you two stop embarassing me?

55. I can’t believe you would do this to me

56. You don’t always have to be in control

57. They’re going to kill you when they find out you...

58. Your tutor is pretty hot

59. Why have you been so secretive lately?

60. I’m dying

61. Don’t push me away anymore

62. How come you’re the only one who can see me?

63. I just wanted to hear your voice

64. You’re a nightmare

65. I’m not helping you babysit

66. Just so you know, this isn’t a date

67. Did we sleep together?

68. How long are you going to keep blackmailing me?

69. I’m not taking you to hospital just because you stunned your toe

70. If you won’t do it - I will

71. I can’t remember anything

72. You’re telling me how to do it?

73. I tested positive

74. If only I had some motivation…

75. You can’t go- not now.

76. We’ll find a way 

77. Bite me

78. Shouldn’t you be with her/him?

79. It wasn’t your fault

80. Did you need something?

81. You cant handle me

82. I could never do that to you

83. Promise me.

84. You’re going to catch me, right?

85. You lay one hand on her and I will end you

86. This has got to be illegal

87. Somewhere deep down in you,  I know you agree

88. I’m sorry, I thought you knew…

89. Don’t stoop to his level

90. You can’t be in here

91. I just want to help, let me help

92. Are we there yet?

93. Carry me!

94. You’ve known all this time?

95. Are you wearing my shirt?

96. I cant hear my thoughts over you’re weeping

97. This has to be a prank

98. Wanna bet?

99. Why would you do that for me?

100. Wow you really don’t pick up on hints, do you?

101. Prove it.

102. I wont allow this, I cant accept it.

103. Quit staring.

104. You bought me what?

105. I think it’s backwards

106. Wait, you’re allergic?!

107. Jinx

108. Get comfy, because this is gonna take awhile

109. You’re going to regret this

110. Truth or dare

111. Well would ya look at that? You were right.

112. Go ahead, hit me

113. Ever heard of knocking?

114. Im banned from there

115. Get down from there before you hurt yourself

116. Did I stutter?

117. I heard you say it in your sleep

118. Who’s bra is that?

119. Hold me. Just hold me.

120. This isn’t how I planned on telling you, but…

121. This was a bad idea

122. I cant do anything right.

123. Please don’t cry

124. Why are you awake right now?

125. Why are you lying to me?

126. Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole!

127. Don’t you ever do that again

128. Do you even still love me?

129. Nobody’s seen you in days.

130. I’m worried about you

131. Can you shut up for once in your life

132. Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know

133. If you don’t hug me right now I think I’ll fall apart

134. Just get home as soon as possible okay?

135. I told you not to fall in love with me!

136. Go with me? As long as you hold my hand

137. Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?

138. Have you seen my hoodie? Nooo. You’re wearing it, aren’t you?

139. OH you’re jealous!

140. Can we stay like this forever?

141. Please just kiss me already

142. I think you might be my soulmate

143. Sleep over? Please?

144. Are we on a date right now?

145. I think I’m in love with you

146. Are you flirting with me? You finally noticed?

147. Am I your lock screen? You weren’t supposed to see that

148. I wish we could live with each other already

149. They’re so cute when they’re asleep

150. I just wanted to let you know you’re beautiful

151. You take my breath away ... you know, like the song haha

152. Quit touching me, your feet are cold!

153. Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie

154. Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet? Maybe

155. If I die, I’m haunting you first

156. But I’ve never told you that before

157. Stop being grumpy, it’s lame

158. Can we please stop running, I think I’m going to die

159. Can you please... hmmm I don’t know, maybe put a shirt on?!

160. You come here often? Well I work here so I think I’d have to say yes

161. Aren’t we supposed to be working?

162. You’re insane! You love me. Not right not now I don’t

163. Give me attention

164. YOU SAID TO BE HONEST, STOP HITTING ME!

165. Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming

166. I’m too sober for this. You don’t even drink. Maybe I should start

167. You met me yesterday. Yes, and I would die for you, next question

168. I’m telling you, I’m haunted

169. Well, that’s tragic

170. She’s hiding behind the sofa

171. I’d kill for a coffee... literally

172. What do you mean she’s my new partner? She tried to kill me last week! Sounds like a you problem

173. Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion

174. I’m bulletproof, but please don’t shoot me

175. It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka

176. No. Regrets

177. How drunk was I?

178. How is my wife more badass than me?

179. It’s your turn to make dinner

180. They’re not your kids, back the fuck off

181. I could punch you right now

182. Welcome back. Now fucking help me

183. I’m not buying Ikea furniture ever again

184. That was kind of hot

[almondalmondalmond]

tagged by: @sous-le-signe-de-la-lune (thank you!!! an angel, I haven’t done this in ages)

rules: answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you want to get know better. (20 is,,, a lot)

NAME: Eman!

NICKNAMES: Almond (& Marzipan but that’s ,,VIP)

ZODIAC SIGN: Sag moon, Libra sun, Virgo rising

HEIGHT: ~5′1?? 155 cm (don’t say it, i know what i am)

LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, Arabic, a lil Italian 

NATIONALITY: Libyan living in the “good” ol’ USA

FAVOURITE SEASON: I love transitional seasons!! all of my looks are layered clothing, and I live on sunlight. Winter. is. rarely. it.

FAVOURITE FLOWER: I love wildflowers, esp the ones that are native to where I live, but formally: jasmine, lilies, and irises :) (but honestly,,, gift me any flowers and watch me lose it(TM) )

FAVOURITE SCENT: this one is too hard ahhhH; old book glue, gasoline/paint, grandma perfume? good cooking? post rain? freshly cut grass? laundry detergent? this? is? hard?

FAVOURITE COLOR: I really love rich jewel tones, and also a good beige

FAVOURITE ANIMAL: can we talk about mushrooms?? are they plants or are they animals?? who? knows?? Moths are cool, also octopi? also frogs!!!

FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER: ,,,yes. this is actually so hard djdjd Villanelle (Killing Eve), Inej Ghaffa (Six of Crows),  Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal), all of Haikyuu?

COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: not to make this about gender-n-sexuality(TM) but let’s change that “or” to an “and.”

AVERAGE SLEEP HOURS: I love a good 11PM-7AM, but its either 9hrs or 4hrs for my best self

DOG OR CAT PERSON: cats but I’m a lil allergic (tragic) but also large dogs are very valid.

NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: depends on the season? and also if there’s another person? I have been known to be a human radiator but the weight of blankets is glorious so anywhere from a sheet to like ,,,4 blankets?

DREAM TRIP: I love road trips, and being able to stop whenever something looks interesting? The US is neat but I’ve road-tripped western Europe with my family, so I want to go back and do it on my own. But also, to be able to take a decolonized/non-touristy mainland China/Hong Kong/Japan/Korea or Indonesia/Malaysia/Philippines trip bc I have a lot of friends from there or who ended up going to school there.

BLOG ESTABLISHED:  2015 I think? (i know some of you in person and whilst I would die and kill for you, pls. don’t browse the archives; I don’t need to be known like that)

RANDOM FACT: I work for a college radio station (I don’t get paid, its just a lot of work), I like building dumb things (esp things with motors and engines) and I tend plants! I also really like working with kids.

tagging: @aragosaurus @calamatiddy @greaatperhaps @freckledaquarius @goldnectars @southinksalot 

[autisticandroids]

2, 6, 12, 14, 27, 47.... foods questions

2. Grilled cheese or PB&J?

pbj, always. i like grilled cheese, sometimes. there are some truly delectable grilled cheese sandwiches out there. and it’s hard to beat a grilled cheese with your tomato soup on a cold night.

but peanut butter is the forbidden fruit. 

my mother is allergic to a great many things. this has influenced my taste in two ways. some of the foods she can’t eat, i have developed a serious distaste for. shellfish, salmon, most preparations of eggplant, etc. even some things which she dislikes because even though she’s not allergic to, it seems that she ought to be, like coconut, i hate.

but sometimes it went the opposite way. some of these forbidden foods - tamarind, pumpkin seeds, sesame, cherries - i covet. peanut butter is in this second category.

though i must say, i don’t usually go for jam on my peanut butter sandwiches. i tend to go elvis style, banana slices and honey. occasionally i will treat myself to a fluffernutter, a monstrosity which, if you have never lived in new england, i gleefully invite you to google.

6.  Top three cuisines?

okay. i’m officially declaring that this will be americanized versions only. i’ve traveled a lot, over the course of my life, and i’ve always eaten like a king, even in countries whose national cuisine is universally reviled. but i feel like it’s unfair to compare that way, you know? so this is gonna be just for stuff i eat in america, or make at home.

- italian food, but only the way they do it in new haven, connecticut, and surrounding areas. 

- chinese food because if you told me right now if i could never eat another bao i’d die on the spot, actually. this is also cheating a little because some of the chinese food i cook myself is a lot more like chinese-chinese food than americanized chinese food, since i’ve actually been to china and stuff, but even if i were to never cook my own chinese food again and only ate at american chinese restaurants it would still be on here.

- third is hard. third is hard. thai food? polish food? indian food? vietnamese food? it’s hard. i think i’m going to have to go with japanese food. i would be a hypocrite if i didn’t, because i just spent two hours making a passable imitation of takoyaki, with vegetarian fish chunks. 

i feel kind of odd about this, because i’ve always had the sense that americanized japanese food is even further from japanese-japanese food than most americanized cuisines, because it’s so limited in scope. like, american japanese food is pretty limited to either sushi, or trendy street food/ramen places. 

i always had the impression that, for example, while american chinese food is very americanized, and really only reflects the cuisine of guangdong, it might at least have something to do with what immigrants from guangdong were eating at home during the early waves of chinese immigration. i have similar impressions with other immigrant cuisines. but i do not have this impression with american japanese food, since it was really limited to sushi and whatever side dishes sushi places sold, and the expansion of things like ramen shops and street food in the last few years seem to be driven less by immigration and more by a rising trend of mainstream western culinary orientalism and weeabooism. so i feel like it’s probably incorrect to claim japanese food is one of my favorite cuisines since the american version of it is so limited.

also, just realized that i would die for a good banh mi right now so i’m changing my answer, vietnamese food.

12.  What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?

you can’t go wrong with a good egg and cheese. i nearly always get an egg and cheese. they’re unbeatable.

sometimes, in a certain mood, i will get strawberry cream cheese instead. sometimes, in a very certain mood, i might get just plain cream cheese, but that’s unusual.

it really does not matter what you get on a bagel. what makes or breaks a bagel sandwich is not the filling, but the bagel itself. a good bagel could make sawdust and coffee grounds delicious, and no filling on earth can save a bad bagel. 

there are, of course, mediocre bagels in the world, but those are best treated with the same respect as ordinary sandwich bread, and filled accordingly.

14.  Favorite mug you own

i don’t own a ton of mugs, but since, i’m home with my parents right now, and they have a whole collection, i’ll give me favorite of theirs, which is my mom’s spock mug.

what makes this mug special is that it’s as big in terms of volume as a cappuccino mug without actually being one. instead of being as wide or wider than it is tall like a cappuccino mug, it has the same proportions as a normal mug, just scaled up. this makes it easier to hold, and easier to drink from, while still being fucking huge. plus, the wide mouths of cappuccino mugs when compared to their height mean that anything held in them goes cold in five seconds flat, while this mug has the upright shape of a traditional mug and so holds heat longer.

also, this mug has spock on it.

27.  What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore?

i’m not a huge bookstore person? i’m very hesitant about acquiring new material possession which have a finite term of usefulness, even moreso if i have to actually pay for them, and i am well aware that i will read most books only once, and some not at all. for actual reading material, i tend to prefer libraries or ebooks, to keep from adding more unmanageable clutter to my disastrous living space. libraries especially, since they’re free, and also i have a deadline to either read the damn book or give up on it.

in libraries, i tend to head for either the y.a. or adult genre fiction sections, since that’s what i go for, though usually when i come into a library i already have a book in mind. i also tend to head to audiobooks. i love audiobooks, they’re wonderful, i’ve gotten through so many books that way.

however, when i do go to bookstores, i don’t go to the stuff i would normally actually read. in more chain-y, new-book bookstores, i tend to go to the novelty books, the kind of stuff libraries don’t have. coffee table books with pictures of cats, comic collections, joke books. and i tend to check out the displays, see what’s up. 

i’m also way more likely to go to the nonfiction sections of these kinds of bookstores than used bookstores or libraries, for two reasons. first, because i tend to think nonfiction makes for good gifts. if you give someone a book it comes with strings attached, no matter what, but those strings are different for different kinds of books. a novel comes with an obligation to read it cover to cover, and not just read it, but enjoy it, or at least come up with an interesting opinion on its contents. a nonfiction book does not have to be enjoyable, merely informative, and it’s a lot easier to be informed by a book than to like one. plus, most of the time you don’t actually need to read the whole thing, because although they do tend to have overall arcs and maybe overarching arguments, a lot of nonfiction books can be informative even if consumed in small chunks. second, because in chain-y, new book bookstores, the nonfiction section tends to be glutted with the sort of fun, digestible pop-nonfiction that i tend to read if i must go for nonfiction, while libraries and used bookstores run more towards the drier, probably more informative but less enjoyable sort.

in used bookstores, i tend towards a different pattern. what i look for in used bookstores is stuff that’s interesting because it’s old. cookbooks, art books, fifty cent science fiction novels. i especially like very old history and social science books; near my college there was a used bookstore that had an entire shelf of psychoanalysis books, and another of histories of like, medieval european art and design, all written in like the forties. the kind of stuff that’s out of print so wouldn’t be in a new bookstore, but is probably outdated, inaccurate, useless, and unpopular, so it isn’t in too many libraries either.

47.  How do you top your ice cream?

i’m not a huge ice cream person? like, ice cream gives me a stomach ache pretty much uhhhh always. if i’m having it in my house, scooped into a bowl, i don’t generally top it with anything, ditto with stuff i get from an ice cream shop, but the most common way i eat ice cream is actually in like, bar form? like you know those dove bars, like a bar of vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate. does that count?

i definitely like stuff mixed into my ice cream, i’m a fiend for cookie dough and brownie chunks. maybe my favorite ice cream flavor ever came from a local ice cream shop which has tragically since shut down. it was called kettle crunch and it had chocolate covered potato chips mixed in.

i guess i always get toppings at like, those trendy froyo places that go by weight and have a buffet of toppings? but honestly, when i go to those places, i rarely get any actual froyo. usually i just fill my bowl with popping boba because they always have it and i love it. i get some fruit too, and sometimes i get some of the candy, like a few gummy worms or a kit kat. but the popping boba is the star of the show.

ok now i’ve gotten distracted researching buying popping boba online. apparently it’s not hard, but it seems like a lot of the time it comes in seven pound bucket. like i could get a small amount of the common flavors, but i have just now right now discovered that there is such a thing as chocolate popping boba and i’m losing it because it only comes in seven pound buckets but i need it.

also, chilli pepper popping boba, which has the same problem, but also holy fuck.

[dcusrclicta]

CHARACTER  INTERVIEW  ! repost, don’t reblog. (Imagine the responses in a dry sarcastic tone for maximum accuracy & because he lies for his own amusement sometimes)

NAME: Severus Tobias Snape NICKNAME: I don’t have enough friends to be nicknamed. Sevvy Wevvy, Snivellus, Bitch, Ugly Cher AGE: Old enough to call the police (Verse Dependent) SPECIES: Wizard or Demonic entity depending on what you heard

PERSONAL 

RELIGION: I know deities exist but I shan’t worship any for personal reasons SINS:  greed   /   gluttony   /   sloth   /   lust /   pride   /   envy   /   wrath VIRTUES:   chastity   /   charity  / diligence /   humility   /   kindness   /  patience /  justice KNOWN LANGUAGES:  English, Spanish, Latin, Italian & the smallest amount of Old Norse SECRETS: I’m sorry you must at least be a tier seven friend to unlock my tragic backstory. Here’s your free secret I will share. I am allergic to dogs.

PHYSICAL   

BUILD:  scrawny   /   bony   /   slender   /   fit  /  athletic  /   curvy  /   herculean   /   pudgy   /   average HEIGHT: Six feet seven inches SCARS   /   BIRTHMARKS : I have more scars than I can count & cannot possibly be bothered to remember where they all came from. Don’t have any birthmarks I believe. ABILITIES   /   POWERS:  I have many but my favourite ability is to make my twin cringe. RESTRICTIONS: Nothing can stop me. ...Unless it’s a dog. Or holy water.

FAVORITES    

FOOD: Blood DRINK: Tears PIZZA TOPPING: Cocaine COLOR: Green MUSIC GENRE:  I stan Cardi & Nicki, I dare you to stop me BOOK GENRE: Horror MOVIE GENRE:  Psychological Horror SEASON: Winter, I’m too grunge for sun    CURSE WORD: Cunt SCENT ( S ): Vanilla, Coffee, Graveyard soil

FUN STUFF   

BOTTOM OR TOP: I can say top but you know exactly what you’ll have to attempt to do to find out for sure. SINGS IN THE SHOWER: No  LIKES BAD PUNS:  Tell me ANY pun & I’m not responsible for what unspeakable horrors I might inflict.

TAGGED BY : @thecursedson​ TAGGING: @longmayshereignxcersei​, @loserlcvers​ (for Eds), @rubiesintherough​ (for Fayne), @frcstbitc​, @heroicintention​ (Tuney), @foolsgoldt​

[shadowofadalekmightdeactivate]

Sanders Sides Ghostbusters AU

Why? Why not. I should be writing a 1,500 word short story right now but fuCK IT (A side note: unless stated otherwise, everyone is gay. This is obvious why am I even saying this)

Peter Venkman: Roman - The fuck is a gender, he loves everybody. If they have a pretty face he’s game - This has gotten him into trouble time and time again and made him bounce around from job to job until he FINALLY settled down to be a scientist, and even THAT didn’t last more than 2 years - ADHD riddled fucker - Still as snarky as ever but also still dramatic - First time getting slimed? Almost had a meltdown. HE WAS HAVING A BAD ENOUGH DAY ALREADY DAMMIT - That lasted 2.5 seconds until Patton (Ray) said he thought it was cool - Starved for attention but snarks at everyone regardless - Acts like a Prinxiety fusion at times (”love me but fuck off“ is the mentality that comes to mind)

Egon Spengler: Logan - Picture a Logince fusion that’s mostly controlled/led by Logan - The science behind ghosts has been his hyperfixation for y e a r s - He’s also been wanting to be a scientist for years so being a Ghostbuster is like a dream job to him - Used to be an English college professor until Patton roped him into hunting a ghost with him. He’s still not sure how he even met him (though it’s not impossible that Patton just walked up to him and said “Hi I’m Patton do you want to hunt a ghost with me?”) - “Might have Autism. Might not have a soul. We aren’t sure yet“ -quote from Roman - The brains behind the whole thing. He made the siren, the alarm, the proton packs, everything - Remy (Janine) has feelings for him and he Does Not Appreciate It - Did indeed try to drill a hole in his skull. He wanted to make essentially an early version of Bluetooth. Got as far as putting the drill to his head and finding out the thing’s battery had died. Roman was not amused when he asked him for more - This is going to just turn into Egon headcanons if I don’t stop

Ray Stanz: Patton - Has Autism, is lOUD AS FUCK - Has been kicked out of several libraries for this - Eye contact is a no-no. He won’t freak but he will get very nervous - He introduced Logan to Roman, was dismayed when they didn’t get along at first - Basically a little kid with a laser-shooting gun - Main cause of most of the damage at ghost busts - Roman looks up to him a LOT, even though he’s older (but he’d never say that out loud) - Is allergic to everything with fur - Feels pretty bad whenever they have to bust a ghost with a tragic past - Had been begging Logan to let them have some kind of mascot. Logan finally relented and built a kind of cage in the front office for Slimer - (Remy doesn’t appreciate having that thing watching him every day with it’s beady little eyes) - Loves getting covered with whatever crap ghosts may spew at them-slim, ectoplasm, anything. It doesn’t feel sticky to him, more soft like water-hence why he thought it was “so cool” when Roman got slimed. Besides the physical contact thing - Fiercely protective of Virgil (Winston). Heaven help whatever soul that’s dumb enough to taunt that man in his presence because Patton will grab them-with his hands or his proton gun’s stream-and throw them against the most solid thing he can aim for (which has included teammates. Logan was not impressed)

Winston Zeddemore: Virgil - Wanted to be a necromancer when he was a kid, now just wants a job - Trigger-happy when nervous/frightened, causes the second-most amount of damage during busts - Stupidly tried hiding his anxiety from the others at first, writing off any moments of panic as “just paranoia”, “just got startled”, etc. It takes a particularly nasty ghost putting him out of commission via panic attack that he finally opens up to them - Initially wrote off his anxiety out of worry they’d either A. not hire him/fire him or B. treat him like he was made of glass. B almost happened until Logan took his side when Patton was barring him from coming on a bust - Patton and Logan argued viciously over who was in charge of teaching him how to work the proton packs and guns. Virgil was confused as to why they both can’t do it until Roman told him they’re pretty much arguing over who adopts him - (Patton won that battle on the grounds that Logan gets to teach their next employee. Sadly for Logan no one else has taken up the job) - He fucking HATES getting covered in ghost gunk - Some captured ghosts have learned to fear him, he’s pretty scary when he learns their patterns - (I was going to make him a ghost that gets attached to Patton, but...Nah. Four Sides, four Ghostbusters)

Janine Melnitz: Remy - Only took the job because of Logan, likes to call him “Resident Eye Candy” - Logan can not stand him. At all. Remy’s really up front with how he feels about Logan and he finds it over-bearing - He’d wear a skirt if the boys don’t stop him. Hell he’d wear a crop top if they don’t stop him. (They always do. Buggar.) - If he doesn’t have a coffee at any time in the morning he’s a real bastard to whoever gets within 2 feet of him - Roman thinks this is hilarious and will sometimes withhold his coffee order to hear him cuss out people on the phone. He finds it less hilarious when someone tries to sue them for verbal abuse - Patton thought he was blind at first because he always wears sunglasses (”LOGAN WE CAN’T HIRE A BLIND MAN TO TAKE CALLS”)

Dana Barett: Deceit - Trans ftm - “Deceit” is more of a nickname for him, but he’s so used to it that he’s considering making it his legal name - Told off Logan when they first met because he misgendered him four times (the first time was an accident, the second time was a slip up, the last two started seeming intentional) - Legal name is still Dana, he hasn’t have the money or the time to change it yet-which is infuriating - Has heterochromia (left eye brown, right eye green) and vitiligo - Roman thinks he’s drop dead beautiful, Deceit thinks he’s just annoying. Despite this he happily goes on a few flings with him and enjoys the pampering - They don’t officially “get together”, but Roman stops skipping work to take “clients” out on dates, so the other ‘busters are happy - Roman absolutely will tell anyone who listens to him long enough how gorgeous Dee is. Virgil has told Dee about this. Snake man is equal parts flattered and frustrated - Speaking of snakes, he gets two after the Gozer incident: Zuul (female Ball Python) and Vinz (male Corn Snake) - Why he named them after demon dogs is beyond him but he couldn’t think of better names for them

Louis Tully: Remus - Take everything you remember about Louis and throw it out the window. Now go out that window, pick up the remains and stich them back together into a vaguely Louis-like character with bits of rat and garbage left in. That’s Remus. Still awkward beyond help, still a well-meaning hopelessly-in-love fool, but an absolute chaotic MESS that can’t hold down a job for longer than a month - Roman wants to disown him so very badly but there’s no relative left alive that wants to go near that man with a ten-foot pole and SOMEONE has to take care of him - Deceit thinks he’s charming, if a bit...Weird. - Like Deceit, Remus gets two pets after the Gozer incident: Zelda (female Fancy Rat, name is a play on Zuul) and Vince (male Pitbull Terrier, name is a play on Vinz) - He wanted two Pitbulls at first but then saw Zelda in an ad and suddenly decided he HAD to have a rat - The kind of guy that’s a horrible person but really damn good at his job so his co-workers have to put up with him (until the boss fires him for doing something insane like hanging out a window to freak out the people on the streets below) - He actually did the above incident. Twice. He was fired quickly and all window-washing companies were warned about him - Virgil met him a total of one time and said he wanted whatever Remus was high on - Remus, surprisingly, never takes drugs. He finds them icky-not the GOOD icky, like blood and mucus and all that fun stuff. The BAD icky, like forced mood-changes and forgotten events - You can bet your ass he sleeps around like nobody’s business - (I was going to make him Walter Peck but figured it’d be funnier if he was Louis. Be glad he made it in at all)

[maevelin]

Episode 1x06 

1. Such an opening scene! 

And Klaus remembering Dave and throwing away the drugs in the toilet. OMG!

And the reason for Klaus wanting to get sober! MY HEART!

“His name was Dave...”

And my baby loved so much and so hard that fought to the first line only to lose the one he loved...he is a war hero that lost his love...Dave died in his hands...and for him it must be so raw and so soon...and now the world is ending and all he wants is to see Dave again...only that...I JUST FEEL THINKS OKAY?

Klaus’ story with Dave was so pure and beautiful. And tragic. Why? Why did it have to be tragic? I can’t take this anymore. This type of storytelling always seems to end in one endgame and it is always death and pain and I am sick of it. And especially in Klaus’ case it just...I can’t! Okay? I CANNOT!

And I know I am generally allergic to fluff but in this case...why couldn’t we get the rainbows and the unicorns and the puppies? WHY?

And then Klaus finally saw Dave again...and the timeline was erased...I just...

2. I just love Diego’s and Klaus’ scenes! Seriously and I am soaking them up like a sponge! And the fact that Klaus turned to Diego for help!

They can be funny and sad at the same time. 

It was so sad that only Ben could see him struggling with his withdrawal symptoms. 

But then Diego stepped up...out of all his siblings he is the one that is there for Klaus. He makes it seem as if he is annoyed but it is such a brotherly thing to do. And truly Diego feels that he has let his mom and Eudora down but he is not letting Klaus down too and that gets me! He truly cares. It just gets me! Precious baby!

And in return...Klaus needs to ...pee LMFAO! 

I also love Diego’s scenes with his mom. She is definitely feeling things. I would like to see more of that.

Pogo is annoying me to be honest. Supposedly he cares and is wise and is there for the siblings and is a better father figure but no...he is just as problematic as Reginald was in my eyes. He supported this toxicity, he still does and apocalypse or not that is a shitty thing to do to children.

3. Hazel was right. Boy he was right. Five is a legend! My deadly little thing! 

YEAH BABY...FIVE IS A LEGEND! A FREAKING LEGEND!

Five’s scenes are electric! And his showdown with the Handler...AWESOME!

At this point I can’t choose between who I like more, Five or Klaus? I am more sentimental for Klaus for sure and I love him all the way but Five...Five is my iconic kind of character! Badass to the bone and legendary! Not to mention a cynic with a heart and a sarcastic disposition! My bitter cinnamon roll of an assassin! My precious little hit man! Brilliant, manipulative, kicking ass taking names, lethal, a killer, so done with life but still a survivor! A pragmatist and a dreamer.,,with an unhealthy obsession for coffee, alcohol and...Dolores...WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE?

Boy oh boy it is always the same characters! 

4. Vanya’s guy is such a creeper. Every time he is in a scene I cringe. And you can see how creepy he is. It is just so sad that Vanya is unable to see it because she was treated so horribly in her life that even a shred of kindness can blind her so because she is starving for it. Her father did a number on her. If we are honest all her family did.

That book though...to keep her sedated...Vanya finding that book will definitely push her off the edge.

And her powers...with the apocalypse coming...it’s her powers that lead to it right? 

She will go out like a bomb of something? It would make sense because if the drugs were the cause of keeping her emotions on a leash and repressing them along with her powers now that the leash is gone and after all this time of repressing her powers and feeling worthless she is like a ticking bomb ready to go off. Who thought it would be a good idea to do that to her? That fucked up excuse of a father she had for sure (what an asshole indeed!) but no matter how destructive her powers can be it does not take a genius to understand that bottling up emotions and suppressing them along with powers of such scale is like just delaying the inevitable and creating the right circumstances for a freaking big bang. Those powers laying dormant for so long and Vanya building up all those negative emotions inside her that she can now feel...well shit...Why not train Vanya like her siblings? Maybe her powers were uncontrollable but this alternative does not seem much better.

5.  LOL at Luther’s revelation...we died...I said...WE DIED...LMAO

But all jokes aside...

My heart broke for him in this episode. Poor baby. To be sent to the moon. To exile. All alone. A monster hidden from the world. With no love, no support, no humanity. It is dreadful. 

I honestly don’t understand how a person can fuck up their children in so many ways each one of them individually but also collectively. 

And Luther that always looked up to his father and in the end all he wanted was for his dad to be proud of him. Despite all the abuse he trusted him. Truth is though that if he was leader material and if he wanted to be the leader of his team, a team created by his family, then he should have responded to that abuse and tried to make it stop. For him and for his siblings. He just averted his eyes and found excuses for what his father was doing both to him and his siblings and I don’t blame him because he was also an abused victim but in the end it was all coming to this. In the same way it happened with the rest of his siblings. 

“I was never good to be number one.”

That’s the thing though. I don’t think that his number means what he thought it meant. Best case scenario it was a lucky pick by a negligent asshole, or the babies were born the same day but not in the exact time so their numbers just showcase which one is the oldest....however worst case scenario for Luther anyway is that his father probably labeled the children based on the potential of their powers starting from the most basic level one in the power scale leading up to the strongest while is probably Vanya that reaches the highest and most dangerous level of power. In that case Luther was probably the weakest link.

Also let us face it. When Tom cries...boy that shit hurts. He has very expressive eyes. He is like a big sad bear that you want to hug when he gets like that.

6. Allison’s and Luther’s romance story on the other hand...Yikes...thanks NO THANKS.

That was probably the only normal fatherly reaction their dad had when he caught them....

.....and then it was because they played out of schedule..moron...

And when I said I wanted more from Allison’s storyline...this is not what I meant...and yeah it was always brewing but YUCK!

P.s” 

- “What are we? Chopped Liver?” Well Cha Cha one can hope! For you anyway! Hazel, the work bee can drive away in the sunset with the bird waitress LOL

- I loved how one of Hazel’s motivations to stop the apocalypse is to have the freedom to kill whomever he wants and not those the Commission wants LOL

- The Commission has to go!

- Side note: As much as I despise that incest thing between Allison and Luther...admittedly in their dance scene I’d be blind not to notice that Tom Hopper is hella fine! I mean...damn! 

[lumiereswig]

Do you have any crossovers with/AUs inspired by "Moulin Rouge!"? I know there's a fics list page but my wifi is so stupid slow it never loads so I can never tell.

nope! srry

since u can’t load the fics page im gonna give it all to you right here boo

Lumiere discovers something new, post-curse: Matches

Plumette/Lumiere, pre-curse. Plumette growing up and Lumiere growing close. Lit By The Sun

Plumette/Lumiere, immediately after being cursed: Fire and Feathers

Lumiere meets the prince for the first time: A Showman Through and Through

Plumette/Lumiere as college kids: Modern AU that is not super great but eh i tried

plumiere in love: it’s right here for now (at least until I edit it and make it better)

here’s Scotland

“a maid that has a crush on Lumiere faking being Plumette and trying to seduce him”: hahaha this one still makes me laugh

abandoned ‘kidnapped’ fic—here

lumiere finding out plumette is pregnant: Here.

lumiere sees the baby for the first time:  Here. Aww.

“a one shot in which plumette and lumiere go on a romantic tryst about the castle in the days following their wedding 💕”:  poor cogsworth

Lumiere is the sexiest sandwich in the palace. Here.

Plumette gets sick, it’s really sad: Right over here, pal.

More plumiere falling in love here.

Tale as old as time, older than that guy, Beauty and Maurice.

garderenza backstory? here it is

So, like: what if Mulan showed up.

“can i please have a crack-shippy fic where everybody is in love with the wrong people.” Here.

figuring out how to be human again. here

lumiere/plumette body swap HERE.

“Movie night at the castle!” As you wish.

a bunch of other maids have a crush on lumiere and try to get his attention: a short fic about trapezes

“A group of poor motherless ducklings imprint on Plumette” QUACK QUACK.

“please expand on that night when Plumette and co. got drunk because of Chapeau’s brandy + wine idea…” I don’t know why I like writing drunk!staff so much but i DO

1991, MEET 2017!

What happened to Gaston? The only Gaston fic I’ll ever write, probably. Here.

He is nineteen. She is younger. Lumiere tells Plumette a fairytale. Lit by the Moon.

“How about a fic were the staff play light as a feather stiff as a board with Plumette as the board.“ what the fuck even is this game i am still confused but on y va, i guess

ATTRACTIVE FARMER MAN AND HIS TWO WIVES

Plumette’s last seconds before the curse takes hold. Laughing Still.

Forgotten. [Ongoing]

Plumiere in the rain. Quick mini-fic. I’ve Seen Fire and Rain

“quick question : how often does lumiere get sick?” Here.

“What if the day the curse was broken the staff go batshit crazy over being able to eat again so they eat until their stomachs hurt. Then Chip starts a food fight by throwing a bread roll at Cogsworth.” THIS HAPPENED?

“A dragon comes to try and eat Plumette” Lumiere is a fire-bender

“crack fic where they somehow discover theyre fictional” this one was so fun to write, lumiere picks up ewan’s scottish accent and hates it

“What about a really cute fic were Lumiere and Plumette fake being sick so they don’t have to work and get to spend the whole day together” poor cogsworth part 2  

“Who gets the weird nightmares and who consoles the other at two in the morning because they’re in tears.” Me, because I just want my OTP to have nice things. Here.

”coffeeshop au but its still set in the 18th century“ BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ROUSSEAU, THO??            

“Can you write about Lumiere throwing Plumette a surprise birthday party for her?”  hey

“Chip wants to be maître d’ someday and follows Lumière around the castle as his little protégé” he’s going to be a better one than lumiere here

“don’t think about how painful the transformation must have been for the servants" do i ever think of anything else. [the answer is no]                

“*Whispers in your ear* AMNESIAC LUMIERE”   FUCK. HOW’D YOU KNOW I LOVE AMNESIA FICS?? FUCK. ultimately one of my favorite fics. holy fuck

“*Whispers in your ear* AMNESIAC LUMIERE” part TWO, motherfuckers

“Maybe one during the curse where they can suddenly hear the soundtrack around them?“ poor cadenza

“What if somebody after the curse was broken just out of nowhere started playing the Aria. I NEED FEELS” have you thought about horrible things yet today  

“The castle has to order in pizza” adam would like to register a complaint.

“Ewan McGregor and Lumiere switching universes" here

”A water balloon fight that gets out of hand?“ SPLASH.    

Les Miserabeauty and the Beast. Here.

“Can you do where everyone is turn into a baby” ANGST

STANFOU ROMANCE

“Nutcracker AU?!” aw fuck here

“I Never Really Knew You”—Cadenza & Adam

“He Must Loathe Me”—Chapeau & Plumette

“The Sound of Her Weeping”—Garderobe & Lumiere

“Her Little Satin Slippers”—Cogsworth & Plumette

“Home”—Mrs. Potts & Plumette

“Chapeau’s Charade”—Belle & Chapeau

“Lullaby”—Garderobe & Plumette

“Cake in the Sun”—Lumiere & Stanley

“Like You Used To”—Adam & Garderobe

“Why The Beast Eats Like….That”—Chip & The Beast

“The Boy’s Hand”—Chip & Adam

“The Pink Vest”—Garderobe & Cogsworth

“Draw”—Maurice & Adam

“They’ll Never Meet Again”—Plumette & Garderobe.

“Her Beautiful Maman”—Garderobe & Plumette, in the parents AU. Also: Lumiere & Frou-Frou. Woof.

“have Belle and Adam watch batb 2017?” sure.  

“I would love to see their reaction to singing in the rain! It’s my all time favorite movies!! ❤️❤️"  🌧🌧🌧🌧SAME 🌧🌧🌧🌧

“consider the coconut” MOANA CRACK.

“Plumiere goes to Paris?” Prequel fic! [oh là là]

“thy crackest crack of all - batb but adam/belle and lumiere/plumette swap places” lumiere turns into a dragon

“so. um. amnesiac adam?“ FUCK. FUCK.FUCK.              

”Mary Poppins would be practically perfect in every way!” Feed the fucking birds

“I should have told you a long time ago.” Plumette wakes up, after their first night together. Fits into the “Lit by the Sun” story.

“This is why we can’t have nice things/you don’t see me”—right after the curse, Plumiere cope with their new forms. Angst?

“Prove It/You’re Drunk.” Lumiere had….a night of it. Poor Cogsworth, the Continuing Saga

“great comet” fic: the candle in the mirror

“I’ve been waiting a long time.” finally a happy!cogsworth fic. Tic toc.

“Batb and Frozen crossover pls“—it’s garbage                          

The whole palace body swaps. here

“What happens when Lumiere’s family wakes up and realizes they have a son at the palace?” well SHIT ! there’s a prompt

“Chapeau having to relearn and figure out how to play the violin once he’s turned into a coatrack.” Shh.

a cuisinier fic! this fandom doesn’t deserve him

“Batb and Robin Hood crossover!!!!!” fuck

“how about the castle residents plays a giant game of live clue.” Adam would like to register another complaint

Lit by the Stars. Plumette and Lumiere meet for the first time.

“belle catches a cold?” i’m allergic to fluff

“how about amnesiac belle this time?” FUCK

w o w this one’s about plumette & belle sharing plague stories

“Can you do where Lumiere and Plumette babysit Chip while Mrs. Potts is working”  cute? ??

Wedding Cake: it’s huge

“lightly read fanfiction.” RIGHT?!

“You should let them watch the classic movie Beauty and the Beast” here

“ plumette x lumière modern spies AU” here.

“cogsworth angst” YOU GOT IT dude

“Hi, could you do some fluff and angst headcanons for Madame de Garderobe and Cadenza please xx” the honeymooners

“Shalalalalala my oh my, looks like the boy’s too shy, ain’t gonna kiss the girl” has lumiere ever been shy in his life ?

“Would you care to write a drabble of the castle redoing Mrs. and Mr. Potts’s wedding because Chip found his mother’s wedding dress and was bummed that he missed it?“ oh hey unrelated: i never dated a christmas ornament  

“imagine plumiere first met AFTER they were turned into objects” um: FUCK YES.

“Batb characters in the titanic” too soon, people. too soon.

“Plumiere prompt: A whole new world! new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no. Or where to go. Or say we’re only dreaming.” ok    

“a touring theatre group comes to perform at the castle” this is more like a headcanon but it’s long as fuck so it ended up here              

“cogsworth discovers he can fly” this is so wrong, this is so right              

“Card Tricks”—Lumiere & Chip

“Coffee & Tea”—Lefou & Mrs. Potts

“Lion’s Mane”—Cuisiner & Plumette & Adam

“the characters read some of your fics and their reactions” o fuck. crack.

“Ok, but what about someone slipping Lumiere a love potion meant for Plumette??” kisses

Plumette stargazes; Lumiere dates someone else. Veronique

“ding dong we need more cogsworth- can we have something with him and mrs. potts bonding over all of their dumb kids” ding dong yes yes yes we do!

the villagers get cursed. a trash fic!!!![[[[ongoing]]]

Seating Arrangementsare! important! here.

“cogsworth sharing plumette’s first dance with her at her wedding, and…” I don’t dance.

poly garderenza/belle. i love this bullshit. i ship this

“Bonjour you wrote a fic about Luimere taking care of Plumette when she’s sick, can you write one about Plumette taking care of Lumiere? 💛💛” cough!

The First Untethered Hot Air Balloon Flight: oh, fuck.

garderenza content FEELS

“amnesiac belle?” COMPLETED, BITCHES. fucking ga w w d

“Can we have cogsworth headcanons?? Pretty please mon ami??” Dulce et decorum est.  

“Eclipse”—Lumiere & Chip

what if the servants came awake again, in modern days? Here

‘do you remember when we were human?’ Plumiere shit.

A history lesson w/Cogs and Lums. Beware the dust. Album.

 GARDERENZA HIGH SCHOOL AU !!!

“Woof”— Belle & Frou-Frou

“Fireworks”—Adam & Plumette

“Amnesiac Mrs. Potts?” Eh.

“a midsummer night’s dream au?” welcome to CRACK CITY [x]

“Plumette has a tragic, existential moment.” Pouf-pouf.

“a touring theatre group comes to perform at the castle. like some kind of magic, they can perform shows that don’t even exist yet” [x]

“I would ​ love if you wrote when Plumette and Lumiere came up with Be Our Guest” BE! OUR! GUEST

“The castle adopts a pet? but not like a cat or anything, like they get a pet komodo dragon or something” welcome to the zoo

garderenza’s glory [x]

“Flicker In, Flicker Out.” The curse takes its toll.

“Who would be into divination? the Supernatural? Spooky Shit™?” HEY THERE DEMONS, IT’S YA BOI.

“If each of the servants could write a book, what would they be about?” The Villeneuve Catalog of Literature, fresh off the presses.  [x]

“Cogsworth + Lumiere switch personalities?”  i fuckin love a good crack prompt. showgirls!

“Socks”—Pere Robert & Mrs. Potts

adam and belle meet as tiny kids

COLLEGE FACULTY AU FIC 

sad maurice fic: :)))))))))

“What do the servants do when they can’t sleep?” Shhhh.

Chip being in town when the curse strikes, here [ongoing!]

Belle gets used to the staff being, well.….human again. “New.”

“Have you ever done a role-swap where Belle was the princess and Adam was the boy from the village?“ CHIP. DON’T FUCK WITH THE TIME TRAVEL. Here.

The useless energy of haunted things. “Freaks of Furniture.” Thanks, JSTOR.

@batbobsession​ collab w/me called “One Moment”—their part is here, my part is there. The servants and the staff take a minute, right before the battle, to face what they’ve become.

“spooky prompt: What If the castle was haunted the year after belle breaks the spell…sadder prompt: What If the ghost was Adams mom…Worse prompt: or his father” THIS IS NOT THE FUN GHOST-HUNTING I ASKED FOR.

“Everyone says that Adam was under the spell ages, so what if the spell went on for 300+ years or whatever, and a woman hiking through the woods kind of went through what Maurice did with the tree being knocked over…” Fucking!!!! Granola bars!!!!!!!!!!!![x] [Ongoing.]  

How desperate I became. To erase. To unmake my mouth, my pulse. / To unlive. “The Writing-Desk.”

“So Very Different”—Cuisinier & Garderobe

“how would the staff and Belle and Adam react to some little kids from the village showing up trick-or-treating?“ Something like this, I imagine.

“Amnesiac Cadenza?” i do fucking love an amnesia ask

“During the curse, Adam begins to see ghostly apparitions of the servants’ human forms.” Dead men walking.

“Spooky prompt: A haunted house in Villeneuve.” i just want to talk to the demons!

“These Two Need More Love”—Chapeau & Cuisinier

“A piece inspired by the song, “A Shoulder to Cry On,” aka, ‘80S MUSIC FICS

“Adam, Belle + staff go to pick out/chop down their own Christmas tree……” Yule fic by me + other people! ho ho ho.

way down in hadestown

The fandom-spanning fic, involving Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, and Tulio and Miguel.

“Everyone must leave something behind when he dies, my grandfather said.” Evermore. Thanks Ray Bradbury.

“idk how she got there but Garderobe rules the world.” ❤️

“Oh! How about a story or headcannons of Shane and Ryan doing a Buzzfeed Unsolved Video at the enchanted castle in BatB?” [wheeze] (a FAVE)

“Words”—Garderobe & LeFou.

“what if someone confused the servants with the royals, cuz they dress better than adam and belle?” This happens regularly.

“Pere Robert somehow comes across a Time Turner” ⏳tick-tock⌛️

“Crackfic prompt: Belle is messing around with magic books (AGAIN) and somehow summons dinosaurs.” that’s , uh, that’s chaos theory

plumiere SNUGGLING FOR WARMTH TROPE????

“The BATB characters stumble into The Great Comet” EVERYBODY RAISE A GLASS

“So I’m reading the Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater…..” Here.

“Please give me more singing hair brush!” the fucking hairbrush. Here.

“Please can I have a bunch of adorable hcs where Garderenza are prepping Bassette for their first concert with her singing in it too” that is a hairbrush

arrrrGGHHHH, mateys, that thar be a magical pirates fic, shiver me timbers

“lumiere gets a sunburn” ouCh

“for adelle: maybe the Official Proposal?” Here.

“ what if. an amnesia fic. where they. ALL. Got. A m n e s I a“ —MY BRAND~

“Headcanons for Belle and Adam being the world’s greatest grandparents?” also known as “be a bear, grandpa!”

“Garderenza prompt: ‘You saved my life!’” oh how divine

belle keeps playing with magic and getting everybody fucked

this collab fic with @theteaisaddictive​ is done! “agathe gets amnesia”

“Whisky and Red Wine”—Lumiere and Belle have a night in.

“AU idea: As belle is leaving the second time, something stops her and she turns and whispers ‘I love you’ before running off.” Can you say “two idiots”?

“ have you ever done any asks about what you think maurice/belle’s mum’s life was like before they had belle???” I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR THE MAURICE SAD!FICS [x]

“something sweet with adam and the plumiere child.” sweet as stolen breakfasts.

“Belle messing with magic again finds one that puts the universe into reverse” this one is straight crack i hope you like it

chip is the middle man for some major lumiworth action

“A traveller stops by for directions […] by coincidence, he’s one of Belle’s *very favorite* authors.” Wow I wonder if the world’s biggest book nerd is going to handle this in a responsible manner [x]

“a man attending a ball at the palace spots plumette, and falls in love with her beauty. she receives an anonymous present of heart-shaped chocolates on her bedside the next day, and assuming they are a present from her dear lover, eats them without a thought. moments later…..” Not exactly this trope but uhhhh it’s a love potion fic babyyyyyyy

[brvdleysaved]

ok first off b4 i say anythin else dnt...... judge bradley’s blog rn i dnt get my laptop bk until wednesday so i am? stranded in a photoshopless land. it’s very tragic. anyway. and scene! je suis... nai oh me..... bk again w probably my fav muse of all time so let us! leap right in! p.s. her pinterest is here

CIS FEMALE — ever hear people say BRADLEY MILLIGAN looks a lot like MARGARET QUALLEY? I think SHE is about 24, so it doesn’t really work. The PSYCHOLOGY major is a SENIOR that is from QUEENS, NY. They can be +ADVENTUROUS, but they can also be -ABRASIVE. I think BRADLEY might be SHEEP. They are living in OFF CAMPUS BUT AFFILIATED WITH BALTA. ( nai. 22. gmt. she/her. )

the kind of sour cherry only certain people have a taste for

once drank a bottle of spiced rum, insisted she could still do a cartwheel and accidentally kicked an old man’s front tooth out in the process. proceeded 2 collapse into a flower bed and laugh so much abt it that she cried

barely takes anything seriously 50% of the time and is angry the other 50%

if she was a coffee she’d be black with five grains of sugar that you couldn’t taste until the last sip

father runs a gang n strip club in queens called ‘no angels’ tht fronts an affluent drug trade, primarily coke. his name is tony milligan n his gang is p infamous around there fr being jst like…. completely cutthroat n awful. they were nicknamed ‘tony’s rottweilers’ by locals bc he bsically has all of these trained dogs on leash at his command n they’re still a growing organisation tday

he’s pretty much the worst human being alive n bradley hs like….. a lot of issues with herself as a result of years of toxicity n abuse

in terms of more family bkground info her mum’s name was alyssa n she vanished when bradley was 12. jst like…. into thin air. nothing. no note. zilch. gan! n when bradley asked her dad abt it his response was essentially “guess she didn’t love us enough to stay”. as bradley’s got older tho n become (without intention) more involved in the business side of things, it’s become pretty clear there was far more to the story. they had a horrible marriage n tony ws quite violent at the best of times, which didn’t help the fact tht alyssa ws struggling a lot w severe depression n rly just… not in the mindset to b dealing w anything else on top of tht, even where motherhood ws concerned. bradley p much… would look after her a lot n they’d both b scared of her dad n it was just a whole mess. anyway im rambling bt basically tony (bradley’s dad) gt wind of alyssa sleeping w men tht worked fr him n he just… got rid. bradley’s kind of worked out over the yrs tht her mum didn’t jst leave on her own accord n tht something must hav happened to her bt she’s too scared of her dad to ever directly accuse him

when her mum went all of her dad’s cruelty pretty mch got channelled straight onto her. it ws diluted between two before bt as u can probably imagine her upbringing was jst…. a steep downhill decline frm tht point onwards

she learnt ways 2 deal w the incurring trauma bt they weren’t healthy ones at all! bsically jst. will do or take anything fr the distraction. chases a thrill like it’s the only way to remind her she’s alive. has absolutely no regard fr her own wellbeing n sometimes gets other ppl in trouble too bc she’s so insatiably reckless

high functioning alcoholic. if u ever see her w a coffee cup u jst kno tht one sniff will confirm high alcohol percentage. honestly idk hw she does it her liver must b yellin

she hd….2 separate stints of psychiatric hospitalisation n she never tlks abt it. like ever. acknowledging she’s been vulnerable is her worst nightmare n bc of the way her dad raised her she always thinks any sign of struggling within herself is weakness. truly does…. not kno how to properly emotion

honestly. im probably missing a million things bc i kind of feel like a microwaved shrimp as i write this bt. basically her life is jst the worst a true… abomination! bc im evil like tht sometimes

loyal to a point of fault. if she cares abt u and u murder a man in cold blood she’ll brawl anyone that says ur guilty

honestly wld probably fight a person over anything. sometimes she’ll jst be having a bad day n she’ll burst n take it out on whoever says the wrong thing. a minefield!

has the worst luck in romance…. ever. the majority of her past bfs hav been absolute beasts n as a result she kind of has the ‘romance is dead n love is a lie’ mentality

speakin of which i feel like she’s bi bt wldnt have dated a girl or anythin. like guys r probably…. her preference just bc historically theyv treated her worse n she hs a very self destructive personality like that. sexy!

dresses like courtney love, 2014 sky ferreira and a character from this is england had a baby. mostly wears stolen clothes from strangers and jackets that swamp her. hair is p much always a wild mess n she usually hd kind of smudgy/smoky makeup bcos apparently she’s allergic to combs and generally looking presentable… relatable content

personality wise she’s v sarcastic. sometimes blunt. kind of has a habit of…. assessing a person n she’s quite perceptive bc she’s been trained to b by the way she always has to monitor her dad’s expression fr the slightest emotion change. she’s quite confident n can p much mke a conversation out of whatever. sort of independent too like she hs a bunch of friends bt she doesn’t care abt going out places alone if she’s in a certain mood n jst wants…… to get into chaos. she’s probably kind of known around campus/town bt itd b a 50/50 balance between bein known as intimidating n bein known as that one girl tht always gets into anarchy

likes: fishnets, stealing cars, water guns and whiskey

dislikes: amy schumer, honesty, yellow tulips and going home

in terms of Plots

hm. mayb someone tht knows her frm home/queens??? like tht frequents no angels (her dad’s strip club) or picks up frm there or smthn

i feel like she probably deals coke bt its like. Select Dealing. like she doesn’t need....2 do it fr income or anythin she jst. gets bored n is like cool may as well mke some money n possibly get robbed ig! anythin fr the thrill! 

anyone..... shes brawled in the past like. she’s literally a menace i cnt express this enough. wil jst randomly throw a drink in someone’s face fr no reason bc she’s bored. she’s probably pissed off 1000 diff ppl in 1000 diff ways. the possibilities r endless n i jst think tht’s a sexy prospect!

fwbs perhaps??? exes??? (probably ws a tumultuous relationship wtever.... ur muse is like like bradley is. a handful)

mayb someone tht she met at an aa meeting when she hd to go fr a court mandated thing one time after bein arrested fr public indecency. i feel like there’s probably a rly expensive statue somewhere thts fancily Sculpted n she like. did a flying kick n kicked the dick of it off n gt arrested fr it

ppl she....... Goes Wild Goes Crazy w. truly jst the most self destructive person alive so anyone w a similar mindset wld b a hellish bt fun combination

on the contrary a gd influence cld b nice perhaps? like someone tht genuinely cares abt her n she jst doesn’t kno hw to compute it

um. honestly the world’s our oyster. hmu n we cn brainstorm if none of tht catches ur eye!

[jamicscott-blog]

Questions and Answers.

Tell us something about yourself that most people don’t know

‘‘I can actually cook really really well. I took a couple classes a few years back and I’m actually pretty good at it.’‘ 

Where is your favorite place to travel and why? Or the one place you want to go

‘‘I love Scotland; I love the vastness of the wilderness and how it feels like you can truly escape when you go there, just lose yourself among the hills and the trees.’‘ 

What type of music do you like the most? What’s your least favorite?

‘‘I listen to a wide variety of music, I like alternative/rock music? But I also love an acoustic ballad, and even some pop songs aren’t too unbearable. I’m really not a fan of hip-hop/ rap music at all. I know that’s tragically white of me to say. But I just can’t appreciate it.’’  

Who’s the last person you texted? What did the text say?

‘‘I sent a text to Lydia reminding her that Sam is allergic to nuts and Sarah is allergic to bee’s. I know they’re her god-children, but she’s taken them to the beach for the day and it gives me separation anxiety.’‘

What was the last purchase you made?

‘‘I bought pods for my coffee machine, as well as a fairy princess costume and a power ranger outfit that my kids demanded I add to my amazon order.’’  

What kind of car do you drive?

‘‘I have two cars. I have a Range Rover Evoque for things with the kids, and then I have my pride and joy; My 1965 Ford Mustang GT convertible.’’ 

What strengthens you?

‘‘My kids, my family and my friends. They always give me the strength I need.’‘ 

What is your definition of ‘love’?

‘‘Putting someone else and their needs above your own. It’s loyalty and dedication to another person.’’ 

Do you believe in love at first sight?

‘‘Of course, I fell in love with Hannah the first day I met her. From the first time she awkward trod on my foot at a college party.’’ 

What is your idea of a perfect day?

‘‘My perfect day would be relaxing with my kids, taking a walk somewhere in the outdoors or going to the beach. Just spending a day in nature with my two littlest best friends.’‘

If you died tonight, would you think you have live your life to the fullest?

‘‘Yes. I’ve lived my life to the fullest, I’ve always gone after every opportunity and never taken anything for granted.’’

Is there a feeling you are trying to ignore? What is it?

‘‘Guilt. I feel guilty that I’m trying to move on, to build a life that doesn’t have Hannah in it. I feel guilty that one day I might share my bed with someone that isn’t her, that one day our kids might forget the curve of her smile, or the smell of her hair.’’ 

Are you afraid of losing anything? Why?

‘‘I’m terrified of losing my kids, that something bad is going to happen and they’ll be taken from me. I already lost Hannah, I can’t bear the thought of anything ever happening to my kids.’‘ 

Do you like your job, or do you wish you were doing something different?

‘‘I love my job, I enjoy getting to teach people. Getting to mould their lives in a positive way and give them new skills and helping forge dreams.’‘ 

Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?

‘‘I don’t know. I used to have it all planned out, I’d be retired and Hannah and I would have a comfortable life back in Tree-hill with our kids.. but everything is different now and I’m not sure what the future holds anymore..’‘ 

Who is your hero in life and what qualities of him/her you desire the most?

‘‘My dad, I admire his strength and his sheer will to go on against all odds and I hope that I can be half the father that he was to me.’‘ 

Are you comfortable talking to strangers?

‘‘Fairly, I’ve had to do it for years with my job. It’s become kind of second nature at this point.’‘

If you could change a thing about yourself and your past, what would it be and why?

‘‘My marital status; I hate being a widower. I’d do anything to bring Hannah back and to have her in my life again.’‘

Are you happy with the life you live and the person you are?

‘‘To an extent, I have two beautiful kids and I’m doing a job I love. But I’m having to do alot of things alone, and having to cope with alot all at once. But I’m happy with the person I am and the life that I’ve forged, just unhappy with the circumstances that have ripped my worlds apart.’‘ 

If you only have one more chance to talk to that one person, what would you say?

‘‘I’d tell Hannah I love her, I’d tell her over and over. Ingrain the words on my mind so that I wouldn’t ever forget the look on her face when I would say them. I’d ask her not to go, even though it’s selfish of me.’‘

[hannahindie]

Party like it’s Pawnee, Indiana! Follower Celebration

jellGuys. GUYS. I’ve hit 400 followers. I am totally floored that in the three and a half months that I’ve been writing, I have gained so many amazing people. You guys are the best. And because you’re the best, I want to see what you can do with those creative brains of yours! So I propose a challenge!

 A PARKS AND REC WRITING CHALLENGE.

 Parks and Rec is one of my favorite tv shows, and I’m pretty sure if Ron Swanson and Dean ever met it would be a glorious day. Below the cut  are 45 Parks and Recs quotes and rules for the challenge. I look forward to seeing what you guys come up with!!!

The Guidelines

-Reader inserts are preferable. If you would like to do something different that’s fine, but please no Wincest or Samifer. If you’re into that kinda thing that’s a-okay, but for this particular challenge, I’d rather you didn’t.

-You don’t have to be following me, but I would love it if you did! Because friends and stuff.

-Please send me the person’s name and the quote number. For ex. “Ron Swanson, number 5.” If you know who you’re writing for, please let me know that as well. If not, that’s okay.

-Supernatural only for this challenge, please!

-There’s not a hard due date, although I’d like to get everything in by September 3, just so I can get a masterlist put together. That seems like a long time, but I’m busy and you’re probably busy, so I want to give you plenty of time.

-If your fic is over 500 words, pleeeeeease use the “Keep Reading” option.

-Anyone can participate, but if you are going to write something NSFW, please only do so if you’re 18 or older. If I can tell you aren’t, I will not reblog it. I’m not trying to be mean, but you precious angel babies need to stay precious angel babies for a little longer, and I’m not gonna participate in corrupting you.

-Write any genre you want! I love all kinds, and I like to make people laugh and also destroy their souls with angst, so give me your best shot. The only thing I ask is that if there are adult themes, to please note that in your warnings/Authors Note.

-Tag me! @hannahindie If I don’t respond within 48 hours (this can include a favorite, comment, or reblog), then please send me an ask or a message. Tumblr tags can be pretty finicky, and I don’t want to miss anything!

-Use #HanCelebratesWithPawnee in the first five tags when you post.

 If you have any questions, please let me know!!

  Ron Swanson

 “Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.”

“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets”. 

“I’m not interested in caring about people.

“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.” 

Ron: “I’m hungry.” Leslie: “Okay, well don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.” Ron: “I ate it already.” Leslie: “What?” Ron: “I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone, and I hate everything.”

“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”

 Leslie Knope

“Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.

“I stand by my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.

“You know my code, hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before broveries."

“The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your mother!"

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to endorse ten beers into my mouth, ‘cause this has been an incredibly stressful evening."

Doctor: “Are you two a couple?” ”No. Tragically, we are both heterosexual."

“Everything hurts and I’m dying."

“I’m fart, and I’m smunny, and I’m a prize."

 Ann Perkins

“Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?”

Ann: “Oh, I have a good idea!” Leslie: “What? Ann: “Why don’t you ask him about his penis?”

“3...2...1...and my shift’s over. What the fuck is your problem?!“

“This seems like the kind of place a Ska band would go to shoot heroin.”

“Right now my gut is telling me we're going to listen to Mariah Carey the whole way home.”

Leslie: “See there's more things to look at on the internet other than naked guys, Ann.” Ann: What?

 Ben Wyatt

“I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. ...Actually, it’s going to bug me if I don’t.”

“I feel great, I ran a 5K this morning.” ”Really?” ”No, I threw up in the shower.

“Stick to the list and you’ll do great. I have total faith in you. ...There’s like a 30% chance they’ll both die.”

“Mr. Feinstein, with all due respect...You are a major dick.”

“I have been kinda tense lately. Just thinkin’ about the new Star Wars sequel”

 Andy Dwyer

“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.”

“I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless, and nothing matters, and I’m always tired.” @deanssweetheart23

“When I get bummed out, I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty.”

“I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and broke everything.”

“I’m not crying, okay? I’m just allergic to jerks."

 April Ludgate

“Yea...I’m trying to find a reason to be annoyed by it, but I’m coming up empty.”

“But then I remembered alcohol existed.”

“I declare that everything that you are saying is stupid.”

“I guess I kind of hate most things, but I never really seem to hate you.”

“I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk, my two true passions.”

 Chris Traeger

“If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.”

“I am 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what I’m going to do.”

“My anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.”

“My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the whole system.”

“I think you’ve got several options. They’re all terrible...but you have them.”

 Miscellaneous

“I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ’cause then there’s more room for me on the low road. - Tom Haverford

“Pawnee is the opposite of hip. People in this town are just now getting into Nirvana. I don’t have the heart to tell them what’s gonna happen to Kurt Cobain in 1994.” - Tom Haverford

“No, no, no, that’s way too much responsibility for me.” - Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

“Yes, I’m a hunter. And it’s “you” season.” -Donna Meagle

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[wellhellotragic]

Tag Game

Answer twenty questions, then tag twenty peeps you want to get to know better.

I was tag’ed by @welllpthisishappening and I am always willing to do ridiculous memes so here we are.

Name: Shannon

Nickname: Oh God, what don’t people call me. There’s the ever popular Shanaynay, Shanna Beth (said with a strong southern drawl), but mostly people call me Banana’s

Zodiac: Virgo

Height: 5’8”

Orientation: Straight

Nationality: American

Favorite Fruits: Apples, but only red ones. I hate green apples. I love bananas and strawberries, especially when they’re mixed together in a Smoothie King cup. Where do we stand on tomatoes? Are they fruits or veggies now?

Favorite Season: Fall, hands down. There’s nothing like that turn just after the balls hot heat, but before the nard freezing cold. I love being able to wear boots and beanines and layers. I could do without pumpkin trying to invade everything though..

Favorite Books: Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. It was the first book I ever read that I actually enjoyed. It wasn’t just another freshman literature assignment that I was forced to skim through. Also, I legit love everything Harry Potter (in the main series at least). I love many of the forgotten classics.

Favorite Flowers: It’s a toss-up between tulips and orchids.

Favorite Scents: Ugh, this is a hard one because I have such awful allergies there’s not much that doesn’t overwhelm me. If we’re talking about candle scents, then it’s got to be Autumn Harvest from Yankee Candles :)

Favorite Colors: If you look at my furniture, you’d think it was brown, but according to my closet it’s blue, grey, or white. I’m not sure I really have one though. It just depends on the item the color will be on. I buy a lot of accessories in hot pink, but that’s just because I easily misplace things and the brighter color is easier to find tucked away under stuff. lol

Favorite Animals: oh gosh. Well I have a love for dogs that is unparalleled by anything else in the world.

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate: : Hot chocolate, but not just any old hot chocolate. A zebra hot chocolate from Starbucks. It’s a mix of white and dark chocolate.

Average Hours of Sleep: Average? What is that? Some nights it’s 4 hours, others it’s 12. Just depends on what I have going on at the time.

Cat or Dog Person: Puppy power (I love cats too but I’m highly allergic)

Favorite Fictional Characters: I’m not sure if I have a fav, but I like flawed characters. I love a good villain with a tragic backstory.

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: Just one. I like being cold when I sleep. I’m the kind of person who likes to stick my feet out from under the comforter. The problem though it that I can never seem to get out of bed in the morning because it’s too cold!

Dream Trip: Well I lived in Europe for many years, and while I’d happily go back, I’d really like to try out Asia or New Zealand at some point.

Blog Created: 2017

Followers: Growing everyday :)

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