#i am the napper i take naps

[dailykugisaki]

Day 217 | id in alt

She's a county girl, Inumaki. Give her a break.

(Right to left💥)

[swamiswampy]

I am curious how long I will have to wait for the doctor to respond if I can get any medication to help me sleep. They have left my message unread for days now.

[junabyclairo]

inbox is empty u say ... im thinking about lip and a gf who is a SLEEPER. "where's y/n, i thought she was here?" asleep. she's dead asleep curled up in lip's bed with his pillows bc he's at work, and she was, well. sleepy!

maybe a blurb of this? <33 love your writings

this is so me, i am a napper. in high school i would come home from school and go to sleep and take a five hour nap it was so bad.

"hey, where's your girl? thought she was comin' over today." ian said, excited that you had come over.

"hm? she's sleepin' upstairs. she was asleep when i got back from work." lip was also happy you were coming over, but he knew much better than to wake you up from a nap, he's learned since previous times.

"she's sleeping again? jesus- how much do you think she sleeps in a day?"

"dunno, she sleeps through the night so, doesn't really matter."

"you gonna wake her up?" "fuck no, last time she looked like she was going to murder me after i woke her up, i learned my lesson," he looked up towards the stairs, "might go sleep with her though, a nap sounds nice." he went up the stairs and crawled into his bed where you were very peacefully sleeping, cuddled up with his pillow.

[rentsturner]

Alex Turner boyfriend headcanons

an: I haven’t written in a really fucking long time (if head canons count as writing idk?) so apologies if these are shit or there's typos and whatnot. Many thanks to @dropofdrool for helping me proof read and organise these, it’s much appreciated <3. finally, I know Alex is a real person but this is a work of FICTION and I have approached this as if writing for a fictional character - I am making no assumptions about Alex as a real person, just in case anyone wants to come at me. thanks for reading

AT HOME

He smells like cigarettes and clean laundry

You call him Elvis to annoy him - he will sulk about it for at least an hour (or at least pretend to) until you relent and apologise

He secretly quite likes it though

Making him watch Love Island and him being so confused and slightly scared

‘Are they allowed guitars in the villa?’ ‘I would get so bored in there’

Eventually gets invested in all the drama and is hooked

Will watch it every night even if you’re not there (traitor)

You definitely get handwritten love letters left round the house (come on we’ve all seen the evidence)

eg when he goes on tour, you’ll find little notes hidden in the pocket of your jeans or in the back of your phone case

He knows so many obscure and random words that you’ve never heard of and he’ll just throw them into a conversation sometimes to annoy you

He’s always jotting lyrics in his notebook and you have to wonder if he’s writing about you

When you argue you proper argue cos neither of you likes to admit you’re wrong

You always end up sorting it out though (usually with alex buying you flowers and a good dose of make up sex)

Alex is a pro napper - he falls asleep so easy and anywhere, it’s a habit from all the time he’s spent on tour

One of his favourite things is to have a nap with you, legs tangled together, him softly snoring into your shoulder

When he wakes up his hair is all ruffled and his eyes bleary, but he’s never looked better

Both reading your books together before bed <3 (he defo has reading glasses)

Alex has tried to teach you to play guitar so many times, but it always ends in sex

Cos he thinks the best way to teach you is to put his hands over yours, and press himself right up against your back, and whisper soft praises in your ear when you don’t fumble a chord, and then he sees your soft skin just where your neck joins your shoulder and he can’t help but press open mouthed kisses there and then you’re distracted and then…

It’s obviously never going to end well

ON TOUR

Obviously he tours a lot and most of the time you will travel with him, if he’s not busy

When he comes off stage he has two moods

He will either be so hyped and take hours to calm down, like will be constantly making some form of physical contact with you (holding your hand, pressing himself against your back, forehead kisses, normal kisses, randomly grabbing your hands and dancing with you)

Or he will be really quiet and tired, you can see it in his face that the concert has just taken it out of him

Usually when he’s like this, you just sit with him backstage for a while, just the two of you, sometimes in comfortable silence or sometimes just whispering sweet nothings to him and playing with his hair

You try not to let him speak too much cos if he’s in that mood then his throat is probably feeling rough

He usually just needs an hour or two to decompress, then he’s back to his usual self, he always apologises to you after for being like that, but you don’t mind looking after him, he would do the same for you

It's sometimes hard being away for him for so long when he’s on tour

like when he’s touring the day of your anniversary

He thinks you’re at home, he facetimed you that morning and had sent your present in the post to be delivered.

However, the rest of the boys secretly fly you (along with a few of your best mates) out to the show and manage to get a place in the front pit

You bring a massive poster sign saying ‘SHEFF WEDS R SHITE’ which easily gets his attention after a few songs

He goes to shout something rude but then he sees your beaming face under the poster, he can’t believe his eyes

He goes on to play all of your favourite songs with the biggest smile on his face and literally can’t take his eyes off you the entire show

After the show you manage to get backstage to see him and he’s so happy to see you

‘You didn’t really mean what you said on the poster though, did you?’

ON HOLIDAY

Holidays all the time, Alex loves taking you away

Like when he’s touring, if you aren’t working or busy, he’ll fly you out to join him in whatever city he’s in

You’ll usually go out for lunch during the day and sit by the pool in the hotel they’re holed up in, then go and watch the concert in the evening

You see so many cities that you’d never usually go to thanks to him

When he’s not touring he loves going on adventure holidays - biking, hiking, horse riding, skiing, bungee jumping - if it involves thrills or good views, he’s down.

even if you refuse to do some of the scarier stuff, he doesn’t mind - he loves just having you there, and he needs someone to take the photos of course!

basically it would just be the dream life icl

[crazylittlejester]

I wanna share some sleep related LU head canons :)

Sky isn’t a napper. He doesn’t nap much because he always sleep very deeply, it’s hard to wake him up. He also is very slow to wake under normal circumstances, the stress of being on an adventure being the only thing to get him up and moving quickly.

Four is a huge napper, and he loves sleeping. He doesn’t nap as much as he would like to, because this adventure is a lot more stressful than his other ones. He also has the absolute worst bedhead, but he became very good at managing it over the years. Also, if the bed he’s in isn’t comfy enough, he’ll go to sleep with a big ol frown on his face.

Wild barely sleeps, at all. He just doesn’t really get sleepy. Sure he gets tired, exhausted even, but sleepy? Nah. After 100 years of being sleeping beauty, he had more than enough sleep for his lifetime. He only really sleeps when the Chain sleeps because he thinks that they’ll think he’s weird if he’s just running around all night. And he’ll also sleep if he’s hurt, but only if it’s in a very comfy bed.

Wars is a very light sleeper, product of the war. He also wakes up hours earlier than he wants to, so he just lays down until it’s time to get up(totally not me projecting). He has eye bags upon eye bags, and he’s very good at covering them up. He also rarely has bed hair, he wakes up and his hair is nearly perfect almost 100% of the time.

That’s all for now lol

I LOVE THESE

I so agree with Wars just laying in bed awake. That man does not sleep well unless he had a breakdown and crashed, then he’ll be absolutely OUT for a good few hours. Wild just sleeping because he doesn’t want the others to think he’s weird is SO him, if he could have it his way I bet he’d be climbin the trees at 4 am. FOUR IS A BIGGER NAPPER FOR REAL, I know he curls up on rainy days by windows and just crashes. Sky to me takes naps only when he’s so exhausted he can’t stay awake, but he’s definitely a big sleeper and normally on good days doesn’t need to take naps.

If I may add for the others:

Legend sleeps like he’s dead. Yknow how bunnies just crash and look dead? He does that. He absolutely crashes and good luck waking him up when that happens. It’s not an every night thing, but it does happen

Twilight will cuddle up with his wolf pelt if none of the others will sleep near him. He can’t sleep without it, but if he has it he’ll be able to sleep all the way through the night without waking up.

Time wakes up like every two hours and has to get up and walk around before he can go back to bed. He HAS to check on things, and he’s always the first one physically up (Warriors wakes up first but he pretends to be asleep until he hears Time getting up for the day For Real)

Wind has so much energy he struggles to fall asleep and he has to run around sometimes before bedtime or he can’t sleep. He’ll say he doesn’t want a nap because he’s ‘not a child’, but if other people are taking naps he’ll join them because sometimes hes a bit eepy and a good nap will fix him

Hyrule naps so deeply he wakes up like how you wake up from an after school nap. He has no idea where he is, his hair is a mess, there are sticks in it somehow, his pants are rolled up to his knees, and he feels like he’s been dropped through space and time. He can also fall asleep on ANY surface

[safetycar-restart]

i don't know if we've discussed this before but... what about charles having a wet dream :(

maybe, now that summer break is officially starting, he was taking a nap in your guys' bedroom while you were making him a snack or something, and while you're cutting up some strawberries, his favorite (he has strawberry boxers for a reason), you hear your sweet boy whining, whimpering and calling out for his mommy :((

so naturally, you go over to check up on him.

he's asleep, though. laying on the bed, no blankets or anything because it's too warm for any, just your baby laying there in his sweats, letting out sweet little whimpers of "mommy" over and over again. even though he was literally grinding against the mattress, you figured out what was happening ever since you heard him from the kitchen.

so you sit next to him on the bed, cautiously running a soft hand from his between his shoulder blades to the small of his back, your touch gentle so you don't startle him awake. his eyes gently flutter open, and as he rubs the sleep off his eyes, he just looks at you and goes "mommy..." and that's all you need to know.

"you have a nice dream, darling?" you asked him in a soft tone, your hand slipping under his sweats and on his ass as he was laying on his tummy, nothing under his soft sweatpants. he nods with a whine, closing his eyes again. "was so nice." he answered you, his voice small.

you gently flip him over so he's laying on his back, and it's hard not to notice how hard he is as a result of his dream. "aww, you poor little thing..." you tease him, running a finger over his bulge. "you want mommy to help you?" to which he answers with an eager nod. you simply pull his sweats down enough so you can get access to his cock.

it's so soft and gentle, what you're doing to him. your back is leaning against the headboard of your bed, and charles is cuddled into your side, his face nuzzled and hidden into your chest, arm around your waist as he whimpers and moans while you stroke his cock. it's such an adorable yet such a sinful sight, his pretty face buried in your shirt-covered breasts and his hair in all different directions, as he bucks his hips into your hand.

he ends up cumming all over himself and your hand, and soon after he just falls asleep like that, while you hold him, his face still in your chest. you didn't even notice he fell asleep. but, still, his nap time from before wasn't over <3.

I…. Holy shit. I’ve reread this like 5 times and I am still in awe because it’s just… fucking hell. 📓 anon I think you’ve outdone by ourself with this one.

Firstly, his first nap of the summer break goes HARD. He always takes naps when he gets back from race weekends, always! He’s a napper, a snoozer even.

But the first nap of the summer break? When he gets home with you and he knows it’ll be just him and his mommy for a good long while? He’s gonna have the BEST nap.

He asks you to lay with him while he falls asleep, doing his best puppy eyes as he asks the question and of course there’s no way you can deny him. So you lay with him and let him rest against your thigh, he hums quietly to himself as he gets settled and he’s out like a light in no time.

Then you gently transfer his head from your thigh to your pillow (your pillow of course, not his) and watch as he shuffles a little in his sleep and then settles again. He’s so sweet, and you can tell he’s going to have a very long nap and he absolutely deserves it.

So you leave him to it and busy yourself around the house.

It’s been a little under an hour when you hear him mumble “mommy” in that high pitched tone that you know means he’s turned on.

You go find him, expecting to find him half awake and painfully turned on from whatever dream he had. But no, he’s still blissfully asleep, softly grinding against the bed as he nuzzles into your pillow and lets out little whines of “mommy��� every now and then.

He looks the sweetest bit of sin as he lays there, lost in sleep and his pleasure.

You decide to wake him, that way he’ll wake up to you and not wake up confused and alone.

So you gently run your hand along his back and up into his hair, before bringing your hand down to cup his face. He leans against your hand and his eyes flutter open. You see the moment his eyes focus and he realises you’re holding his head and his lips turn up in a smile, turning his head to take your thumb into his mouth.

“Nice dream?” You ask him, letting him suckle.

He nods, pulling away and mumbling “was so nice mommy” and then squeaking when he feels your other hand dip into his sweats and run over his ass. You aren’t surprised to find he has no boxers on.

Naturally you just have to flip him over and run your hands over his bulge, listening to how he whimpers and watching how he bucks his hips up into you.

If he were more awake, you might tease him, maybe edge him until he cums in his sweats or make him eat you out until he’s begging for relief.

But not now, when he’s so soft and sleepy and looking up at you so sweetly. Now is only for soft pleasures, nothing more.

So you settle back against the bed and let him rest against you, let him nuzzle against your breasts as you move his sweats down enough to free his cock. It slaps against his stomach, so very hard but he makes no attempt to touch himself. He knows his mommy will look after him.

He whines and moans against your chest, clinging to you as you softly stroke him. He feels so good like this, so safe and cared for and still a little sleepy. It’s perfect.

When he cums, it’s with a high pitch whine as his legs shake and the moment it’s over he’s turning into you even more, ending up practically on top of you. He has this sleepy smile on his face as he mumbles his thanks and presses sloppy kisses into your neck.

He’s truly the sweetest little thing.

He falls back asleep before you can even pull his sweats back up.

[system-of-a-feather]

Not even entirely sure what this ramble IS about but I do gotta share it

But the realization and awareness that I have - for at least the past like two years and increasing in frequency - been experiencing a lot of paradoxical sleep is just such a fucking interesting experience and a thing I'm DEFINITELY exploiting cause like, I've very much kind of just found a way to basically fall asleep in literally less than 2 minutes and actually go into REM stupid fast while still being conscious / lucid w/out dreaming and its so fucking wild.

But like I've been doing little self experiments of observation with it and like the other day I was like "Aight Im tired, Imma give myself fifteen minutes" and in 8 minutes got the whole fucking "cat nap" feel of shit while still being aware of like the general passage of time albeit at like 2x speed and I was in the plane today and Im like "dude I literally felt my body turn off what the fuck this is kind of fucking cool" plus also me going "Okay so I lost the ability to dissociate to take a break from existing with recovery but INSTEAD I've unlocked Sleep Hax"

Cause Im like HOLD UP

When I get REALLY deep into my thoughts and just rest my eyes and I SWEAR to GOD Im literally awake but I am OBVIOUSLY externally asleep, that is ACTUALLY sleeping and that is ACTUALLY going into REM and part of why I retain that sense of being awake is cause my brain goes into REM stupid fast

And so Im just like bro bro bro

I can go from not being able to nap in the day time to being the MASTER napper while just engaging in my deep thought?

AND THE FUNNIEST THING

IM LIKE THIS IS LIKE LUCID DREAMING WITH NO DREAMS IS THAT A THING

I LOOK IT UP

LIKE

HELLO HOW DID BUDDHISM COME UP AT ME AGAIN

Like its NOT clear light sleep as I experience it but Im like man its like Im lucid dreaming but with no dream i wonder if that is a thing But dude like of course cause I've always made myself my own guinea pig and shit I'm just taking this weird thing about me and testing where I can go with and its fucking wild to have no dream but be "ah, I'm asleep, I should proabbly wake up in a bit" and actually like tuning into senses through the sleep like muting of it all to just keep track of time while asleep its SO weird but kinda fun

Cause I can hear everything still but I am still asleep and if I choose to actually pay attention to the muted auditory stuff I can process shit Im hearing while Im asleep and its so wild Its like my self science experiment of the past few weeks XD I do though wonder if there is a relationship between this and Buddhism cause I will say... Its timing was around when I started getting really into Buddhism and its gotten more the more I get into it so Im like... Maybe there is a side effect of doing a lot of mindfulness, observation, meditation shit hmmm Something something regular and frequent practice of simply observing and engaging in deep but present thought sets the base line for both being able to relax and quickly fall asleep while still engaging in said thought AND observation soemthing something It's something I do have to look into cause its fucking interesting And I have talked about it to my doctor and as long as I'm feeling rested in my sleep, particularly night sleep, and Im not falling asleep suddenly, its NOT a medical issue

[desceros]

Hope you’re feeling better! The grandpa naps are extremely relatable to me, wish I could be a quick 30 Power Nap kind of person but instead I’m a 2 hour dead to the world mess up my sleep schedule kind of napper. Rest up and take care of yourself! As much as I miss symphony and all your other updates, it shouldn’t come at the cost of your health.

i used to be that way! historically, i've had a lot of trouble falling asleep if i tried to nap, making it so i couldn't do a "quick nap." but these days i'm so exhausted when i get home from work i send gb a text to say hello and then PCHEW i am fuckin OUT like a light hahahaha

as for updates, fingers crossed i'll have a symphony update on monday. i wrote a good chunk last weekend, and i had one day this week where i was able to finish my work earlier than usual so i had about an hour of free time in the evening and enough spoons to write. fingers crossed!!

sidebar, i really do appreciate how patient everyone has been. i've really been feeling guilty about not being able to post anything. i'm so so happy (slash relieved) that everyone has been nothing but supportive. thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

how or when do sp characters sleep

My DUDE these are pretty much overarching takes but since u just commented on an OrangeJuiceVerse post I’m ESPECIALLY thinkin ojv on these! So I’m doin the Star Seven

Stan falls asleep anywhere anytime. Always. One of those people that climb in bed and are lights out within two seconds. Lucky bastard. He’ll sleep in a car, on a floor, couch, wherever; if he’s tired he’s sleeping and it doesn’t matter where. He may stay up late sometimes with his online dnd group but when everyone logs off he’s Out the moment his head hits the pillow. And he is such a deep sleeper too. Just laid out like a log and needs to be aggressively shaken awake. He’s a realllly good pillow bc he doesn’t move tho.

Kyle is the exact opposite. I’m not gonna say he’s high maintenance, but he’s kinda particular with sleeping conditions. The fan has to be going, it has to be dark, he can’t sleep in socks, there’s gotta be a water bottle in reach, ya know. Also if we are talking OJV, he won’t complain if, like, he’s staying the night on someone’s foldout couch, but he has chronic pain bc he never got proper treatment for an injury in high school, so he has trouble getting comfortable when his knee is bothering him. And!!! In general his mind is so active and he has so much trouble getting it to quiet down enough to sleep, he’s tossing and turning forever, gets too warm, sleeps half out of the blanket, a mess. Wakes up at the drop of a hat, the wind blows too loud outside and he’s awake again. He feels guilty napping during the day, so that only happens when he’s not feeling well.

Kenny, 80% of the time, is like Stan, dead to the world when he’s asleep, but he’s too damn instinctual for his own good and if anyone or anything feels off to him during the day, he can’t fall asleep that night. He’s very much a guy who sleeps curled up on his side, and comfort doesn’t matter a whole lot to him. He has awful dreams frequently though, and sleep paralysis gets him a lot, which sucks when he’s sleeping heavily bc it’s really hard to wake up. Marj can usually sense times like that in the same way she senses his Curse, so she can wake him up to get him out of it.

Marjorine is a pretty normal sleeper, like 10-15 minutes of imagining her mental story (she ain’t alone in the pre sleep scenario I do that always) and she’s drifting off, she’s a cuddly sleeper for sure, which is awesome bc Kenny’s a GREAT little spoon, and if Kenny isn’t there she’s hugging a pillow.

Tweek dear god he is the worst sleeper on the planet. He goes to bed super early most of the time, only to wake up an hour later with no hope of falling asleep again. Like he’ll sleep from around 7-9, be awake until 5, sleep for another hour or so, and then it’s daytime so he can’t sleep bc he’s worried something bad will happen while he’s out. (Btw I am fully pulling Tweek sleep headcanons from myself I am an awful sleeper) He OCCASIONALLY naps, but only by accident. If he tries to take a nap during the day on purpose, he can’t, but when he doesn’t want to, that’s when he gets the best sleep. He has AWFUL dream like his nightmares are so vivid and terrifying and sometimes even prophetic. Even the dreams that aren’t scary are so clear that he’s left confused about if they were real. The scary visions and sleep paralysis are a lot of the reason he’s so paranoid and when it’s been a few days since he’s gotten sleep? The hallucinations dude holy shit.

Craig is kind of a night owl, and he really isn’t a morning person, but once he goes to bed, he’s asleep pretty fast. And he really isn’t picky about where he sleeps or what time it is, he just sleeps. He rarely has dreams that are jarring enough to remember, and while he usually hits the snooze button a few times, he can wake up relatively quickly. Not a napper at ALL this man thrives on routine and consistency. He hardly ever wakes up in the night once he’s out, even with Tweek thrashing around trying to get comfortable beside him lmfao

Cartman. I don’t have a whole lot to say on his sleep habits really, other than he’s out here in one of those eyemasks and a sleep noise playlist going lmaoooo he got the oil diffuser drifting lavender mist into the air and all that. He wakes up to an alarm programmed to play soft music with birds gently chirping bc he likes to feel like a Disney princess in the mornings. Lmfao he’s so unserious I love ojverse cartman

THANK YOU FOR ASKING THIS!!! I had fun thinkin abt it and projecting onto Tweek lol rip gotta love the gnomes

[sturniolos-blog]

one thing ab me is im always sleep

like it’s 10:43pm and i’ve been asleep since 6pm im always slumped

i love naps they save my life

i’m a d1 napper like anywhere anytime and position like actually

i also can take a 3 hour nap before bed and then go to sleep for 9 hours

but i am so cranky when i wake up from a nap every time like i usually need 5-30 mins to defrost before i talk to anybody

anyway just wanted to like tell yall

[the-ghost-of-jason-todd]

i am running on very little sleep but i'm cracking up at the idea that tim might not sleep very regularly but he is a HABITUAL anywhere-anytime napper. he gets his Zs, thank you very much--just not at any time considered normal by society. up all night, three naps per day. everything else important can and will be crammed in between.

...you know who is a chronic insomniac and does nothing to compensate, on the other hand? jason. he's the kind of guy who fucking HATES to waste a day, so even if he doesn't get a good night's sleep (nightmares amirite) he's gonna be up bright and early because he's got fucking Shit To Do. villain hunting waits for no man. also he's contrary as hell--do you think no sleep is going to make him MORE agreeable? haha. no. if anyone so much as gently suggests that he should take a breather he's going to go take a run out of spite.

[lunarsun12]

Husband Vs Husband

Masterlist

Previous Episode

The angry Yeonjun stormed into the Ateez dorm very early in the morning. Poor Hongjong was half asleep as Yunho get him awake, all night his screaming when he was beating Yeosang at Mario Kart.

Poor Hongjong didn’t realise somone picked him up and ran out of the door. Which Seonghwa saw, what is happening and to try chase them but Yeonjun was too fast. Yeonjun thought it will be a good idea to keep Hongjoong there until Soobin gets jealous saying he miss him. Until it took turn for the worse

What an earth happened to Hongjong and Yeonjun?

Hongjoong and Yeonjun Private Chat

Today 13:00

Yeonjun🐯: Why did you leave! We were having so much fun!

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: You grabbed me like a sack of potatoes like it’s nothing from my nap couch

Yeonjun🐯: Hey! If I don’t grabbed would we be talking!

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: You sort out with you Soobin whatever he is called!

Yeonjun🐯: Are you sassing my Soobinie?

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: What? No! I’m tired I’m going back home!

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: Where am I?

Yeonjun🐯: You don’t need to know!Please just comeback, I won’t hurt you. I just need Soobinie to be jealous and we can go back home.

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: Wait a second, Soobin like bread uncle Soobin

Yeonjun🐯: Yes the one bestie with your lover Seonghwa

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: I don’t like him, he is too close to my Seonghwa

Yeonjun🐯: Don’t you mean your Seongwha is close to my Soobin?

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: Well tell him to stay away from my hwa. He is soooo annoying

Yeonjun🐯: EXCUSE ME! DON’T CALL SOOBINIE THAT!

Yeonjun🐯: Your little hwa, is a crybaby!

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: TAKE THAT BACK!

Hongjoong🏴‍☠️: Come one fight me! I ain’t scared! I may be tiny but I have powerful kicks

Yeonjun🐯: I like to see you try! You will pay for insulting my Soobin

Meanwhile while, Yeonjun and Hongjoong were busy fighting. Seongwha and Soobin was at Seonghwa house.

Soobin: Hwa, it’s okay. Yeonjunnie won’t lay a finger on him

Seonghwa: *sniffs*

Soobin: I didn’t expect Yeonjunnie to actually come and took your Hongjoong away

Whilst Seonghwa was busy crying. No one noticed that Beomgyu has secretly tagged a long to find Yeosang along with his baby brother Kai. Beomgyu happens to bump into San, which lead to Kai blurting big scary man.

San: Who you calling big man!?

Heuningkai: Beomgyu…he is giving me the evils (that how San eyes are)

Beomgyu: Oh you the idiot plush guy, which Yeosang talked to about. Hiiii, I hope we become friends

After that statement, Beomgyu left a very confused San

San: Idiot plush guy?

San: THE SHIBA NAPPER

Without hesitation San chased after the two brothers until he met with Jongho. Who not so politely asked San to tell Seonghwa to shut up. San went to the living room, to check up on his Eomma (he is too scared to tell him shut up, in case he gets the broom to the face)

San: Eomma why you are crying! Oh hello Uncle Bread! *bows*

Soobin: It’s nothing go and play with wooyoung

Seonghwa: WAIT A SECOND, THE TRACKER

Many hours later

Back Soobin and Seonghwa Private Chat

Seongwha🌸: How’s Yeonjun is he okay?

Soobin🍞: I wasn’t expecting to see them fighting in the boxing rink

Soobin🍞: Yes he is okay but pouty. I have to change your name to my mum’s name. He is still sensitive

Soobin🍞: What about Hongjong? Is he okay? Yeonjun can get aggressive when mad. Don’t get me started last week where I chase a mother and his child down the street

Seongwha🌸: I never seen Hongjoong, so cuddly before. Saying he is glad to be safe and won’t let go

Seongwha🌸: Is it the viral video, I saw somone called Sunoo was so angry. He got his YouTube channel taken away

Soobin🍞: You know everything wow!

Seongwha🌸: If you have evil plotting kids, you learn to be snoop fast

Soobin🍞: My kids are angels 😇

Seongwha🌸: Sure…

Seongwha🌸: Why were they fighting in the first place

Soobin🍞: YOU TRASHY HUSBAND INSULTED ME

Seongwha🌸: Soobin?

Soobin🍞: Soobin is not here! He went to the bathroom! No way he texts his Eomma so long!!

Soobin🍞: I’m so sorry about Yeonjun! I don’t know how he figure it out. I have 10mins before he comes out of the shower

Seongwha🌸: Hongjoong is passed out on the couch. He must have been so tired

Soobin🍞: Wait a second, I think they might have got in argument because of us. Cause Yeonjunnie only gets like this when somone says something bad about me

Seongwha🌸: That Hongjoong and he is mouth. He says random things when tired

Seongwha🌸: Why did he has to mess with that Yeonjun-

Soobin🍞: I think we should lay low for while. Once they cool off see you soon Hwa

[zorosdimples]

kae hiii dearest ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ how are you doing today, gorgeous? <3 i am stopping by to bring you some tea and cake -> ☕ 🍰 and wishing you most wonderful time of day/night ૮꒰ྀི⊃´ ꒳ `⊂ྀི꒱ა

i am also dropping some qs for you because i am a nosy bunny :3 are there any non-sexual things zoro does that turn you on? and are there any relationship rituals you guys have that make you feel the most loved? <3

angie my angel please forgive me for taking so long to sample your delicious treats and to answer this ask!!!! i usually have knee jerk responses to questions, but when it comes to self ship questions, i tend to overthink and second guess myself :-) anyway, let’s get to the good stuff!

zoro can so much as breathe in my direction and i’ll melt into a puddle of desire. watching him train is a huge turn on, but i feel like that’s almost a cop-out, because big, sweaty, shirtless man? of course that’s hot! he tends to manhandle me with no warning; he’ll just pick me up and set me down or carry me around like i weigh nothing. being treated like a doll should irritate me, but i’d be lying if i said it didn’t rile me up. he’s not thinking of anything devious—he just says that i’m clumsy or slow or i was in someone’s way so he took it upon himself to move me. yeaaahhhhh. of course he does the yawn-and-stretch-to-reveal-v-line move and the protective-hand-on-small-of-back maneuver. but i’m an acts of service lover, and i think i get unnecessarily hot and bothered when he does simple tasks for me like make me a snack or pick some flowers or do the laundry. he’s not naturally great at domestic chores, but he’s a quick learner and self-sufficient. so once he learns and puts his skills to action? i’m putty in his hands.

as for relationship rituals: we both value quality time! we’re the couple that can simply be with one another, doing different things, but still feel connected and fulfilled. when he trains, i usually join him with a book or some writing if i don’t feel like being his personal trainee. one of our favorite past times is napping. we’re both big nappers; sometimes we intentionally set aside time to snooze together. other times we just chill and talk and get sleepy and whoops it’s nap time! eating meals together is of course important, but one of our favorite acts of intimacy is bathing together. and i’m not talking about anything sexual—it’s the undivided attention, skin-to-skin contact, act of caring for one another that’s so special. just being together makes us both feel loved.

okay this has gone on for far too long. thank you for indulging me, angie!!!! sending you all the love and hugs and kisses <3

[switchy-niki]

Master post (please read ty)

Last updated - April 20th, 2023

Disclaimers

Hello !!! This is a SFW role play blog that will include tickling (not all the time) if that’s not your thing then please feel free to ignore/block.

I am not Niki (Nihachu) and I am not trying to impersonate her! As stated before this is a SFW role play blog

I am a minor. This is an SFW account ran by a minor.

I live in the PST time zone so be aware of that! 

I will also do roleplays that don’t include tickling! Be aware I have my own interpretation of niki and I am not caught up on lore! I also struggle with angst so I apologize if it’s not up to your expectations. When roleplaying I usually don’t roleplay off of lore so please tell me before hand if you want to roleplay off of lore /nf

I struggle with tone and interpreting what people are feeling/trying to tell me, so using tone tags is appreciated. I also use them so I know people know what I mean and how I mean it.

Boundaries

I will not do any sort of shipping.

I will not do tickle tools, if your character has wings or a tail then I will allow it. But that’s it. 

It would be much appreciated if you dm’d me about what you want to rp before sending an ask. But you don’t have to. I just like knowing what you expect out of me. (Idk if I phrased that right)

No feet tickling. Absolutely none. I will drop the roleplay if it seems like it’s heading towards that.

Pinning is okay. No bondage, the most I will do is wrists being tied together. That’s it.

I will do OC rps! Just know the interactions might not be what you expect since they aren’t characters that have interacted before! I will try my best, once again if you want the best results dm me! /nf 

Please use underarms instead of armpits, the word makes me uncomfortable. 

Sometimes tumblr says I’m active but I’m actually not, so be aware of that! I will not always answer right away so do not spam me plz and thank u

Lastly, feel free to send me an ask, dm me, anything! /nf

Under the cut is headcanons and extra notes. It’s a bit long and you do not have to read to roleplay with me! 

——Under Construction——

General Headcanons

Niki uses she/her pronouns but does not mind they/them!

She is a very light hearted person, none for her bubbly and sweet personality. But she is known to be a little feral around people she is comfortable with. She’s very clingy but only shows it subtly around people. Example being following someone around, standing close to someone, occasionally holding hands if the person is comfortable with it, hugging people, side hugs. She never lets go first when she’s hugging people. She would be usually be way more clingy but she’s kind of shy to show it. 

She is a very sleepy gal she is almost always tired and always taking naps wether they are 10 minutes to hours long and although it might be because she loves to stay up at night and watch the sunrise in the morning she usually gets good sleep she is just a napper

Appearance

Niki has scars, not a lot, but they are there (and they are a little ticklish but shhhh)

Short choppy pink hair, with two braids on the sides. It’s surprisingly really fluffy.

She is usually wearing light makeup because she likes how it makes her feel pretty. 

Niki has light eye bags, barely noticeable. 

Niki loves cardigans and sweaters, she was one in particular that she loves to wear for all seasons (it’s one that she stole from Wilbur) it’s a nice faded blue with a sun with a smiley face on it. She swears she didn’t steal it. Most of her clothing is faded colors, or whites and beiges. She has one pair of platform shoes, but the rest of her shoes are usually colorful high top converse or boots. She has knitted Shruggies and skirts, usually worn in the winter. 

If it’s more of a formal type of thing, she’ll wear a flowy dress made of soft material. She likes the way it swishes when she spins :] 

she also loves fuzzy gloves with weird colors washed together like those gloves coralline wanted in the movie

[bowtiesnmusicals]

Here is my recap of the Kendra Giardi (w/ Jennifer Aspen) episode of the podcast.

Happy Thanksgiving to those in the US.

Glee the fandom that never dies.

Jennifer’s daughter had watched all the seasons of Stranger Things but hasn’t watched Glee.

She thinks her daughter will be embarrassed when she watches glee.

Kevin can barely take care of himself.

The most screen capped scenes with Jennifer are the fake birthing lessons and the scene with Dr. Wu.

(Side note: I watch 9-1-1 and I never realized Dr. Wu and Chimney are played by the same actor. I am so stupid.)

The cast would quote Jennifer’s scenes all the time.

She thanked everyone for being so supportive and nice to her on set.

Jennifer auditioned for Terri! She sang in her audition. She sang Red Neck Woman.

Ryan wrote Kendra for Jennifer. She immediately said yes.

She wasn’t confident at first and was in a state of shock about getting a part on Glee. She knew Glee was going to be a hit.

Jennifer is opinionated about her characters costumes but she didn’t have anything to say seeing Kendra’s costumes. She was a fully formed character. That is just how good Ryan can be when he created characters.

When Jennifer joined she liked that the set was busy. That she could sit on the stoop of her trailer and just talk to people.

Kevin said the real show was what was happening at base camp.

During the second half of season 1 everyone was so busy they would take naps.

Kevin wasn’t a napper. He would be out looking for people to hang out with while everyone was taking a nap.

The storks glee told meant a lot to people. It was nice to experience.

Jennifer missed the Twitter evolution.

Chris was the reason she joined Twitter.

The young padawan showed her the way.

Kevin got everyone into Twitter.

A new wave of people is finding glee for the first time.

The show captures what is happening right now in culture.

Jennifer started reading off the Glee Wiki for Kendra. Interests: herself. Talent: scheming and bribery. Strengths: manipulation. Weaknesses: common sense and people not listening to her schemes.

The crazier someone is the funnier it is to Jennifer.

She loved the scheming aspect of Kendra. It was just so stupid.

Jennifer’s husband said to her lovingly that she is really good at playing stupid idiots.

Jennifer has a production company with Kristin Chenoweth.

She never met Kristin on set.

Everyone falls in love with Kristin.

Their production company is called Sparkle and Shine.

Kristin taught them to say dead puppies to try not to laugh during scenes. It didn’t work. Kevin still uses it.

The Dr. Wu scene makes Jennifer laugh.

I know some powerful midsize law firms.

So many golden moments in that scene.

Birth isn’t like it is in the movies. It’s bloody. It’s messy and you get poop all over your cowboy boots.

Kevin would like a Terri and Kendra spin-off.

Ryan keeps typecasting Jennifer as complete morons. 

Jennifer’s one regret from glee is that she never got to sing.

If you need a good laugh listen to this episode. It’s so funny.

[ky-the-squiddy]

talking health stuff under the cut, nothing super negative, just p brainfogged and text helps

I am Once Again trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with me with far too few resources and far too long waiting lists for me to be inclined to actually go to a doctor about any of it

like

been vvvaaaaagguely prodding at ME/CFS with a stick the past few months? because fucking hell, I've just been more fatigued than not lately, to the point that I, a terminal non-napper*, curled up on the couch and fell asleep for an hour a bit before lunch today

*i.e. I genuinely suck at napping, I can only really sleep at night no matter how much I've tried, the only way to make me take a nap is to get me a) medicated, and/or b) extremely sick (anD EVEN THEN-)

But on the other hand, I don't know if this is just an extension of *gestures at all my other health bs*, 'cos it very well could be. I know for a fact that fatigue is a migraine symptom for me, I know it goes hand in hand with depression, I know it pairs wonderfully with the whole my-body-is-in-constant-repair-mode-from-trying-to-cope-with-jello-joints thing that EDS brings, but just...

iunno

just in writing this I've gone from sitting up, to lying across the couch with my head propped on a pillow, to being completely flopped over and grateful for my ability to touch type because now my head's below the level of my laptop and my eyes are closed and dear gods is it hard to think to the end of a sentence

I'd be more willing to talk to a doctor about this stuff if either the NHS was in a better state than it is (found out the other month that there's like... a grand total of five GPs attending to something like a quarter of the whole city), or if I could afford to go private. But it isn't, and I can't, so I'm stuck with medical whack-a-mole with anything acute when it pops up

I've gotta go into the office tomorrow and be a human person and present shit to strangers and probably be on my feet for hours but even right now I'm too tired to care. I'm too tired to even be bored, really. It's bone-deep and it doesn't even feel heavy like the depression fatigue I'm used to feels, it's more like pushing through treacle, or a thousand filamet-fine threads of silk layered over me and oh so gently persuading me back to the ground

I dunno

dunno what the point of any of this was, but it feels better to have put some words to papter I guess

Ah well

(typos fixed after I could open my eyes again: only 4, fuck yeah, nice to know I can still touch type pretty well even when I'm contorted in the weirdest of fucking angles)

P.S. To any of my friends reading this that I haven't really talked to lately, I'm sorry I haven't had the spoons for any kind of socialising the past few weeks (and the same goes to the people who have left stuff in my inbox). I love you and I miss you all and I hope my brain gets unfried enough soon that I can spend time with you guys again <3