#i am straight up not having a good time
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samcat18 · 2 months ago
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"Evan, what do you haunt?"
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fanby-fckry · 4 months ago
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This has 100% been done before, but I thought it’d be easier to remake than to find the original.
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Me:
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willowcrowned · 8 months ago
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germs is when a little guy crawls into your lungs and sticks his really long fingers in all the bronchioles
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takamoris · 1 day ago
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I FUCKING LOVE WINDOWS 11 I LOVE MICROSOFT I LOVE MY $3000 GAMER PC RANDOMLY CRASHING AND KILLING ITSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF A FFXIV PVP MATCH (That I was crushing in, btw) ITS SO FUCKING AWESOME I NEED TO SUCK SATYA NADELLAS GENITALS
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vstheworld · 11 days ago
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drinking all my beers tonight so tomorrow me cannot drink them.
this is harm.reduction.
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see-arcane · 1 year ago
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Mina being forced out of the conversation with the Boys ONCE AGAIN
-breaks a window-
Mina being forced out of the conversation due to the fallout of the Boys' use of the exact same course of action that failed Lucy
-starts chucking furniture-
Mina being forced out of the conversation due to the fallout of the Boys' use of the exact same course of action that failed Lucy which both she and Jonathan were chafing against from the get-go with Jonathan outright wanting to place her out of Dracula's reach and on her own turf in guaranteed safety rather than stewing in the tower but both of them going along with Van Helsing's orders because He's the Leader~
-sets fire to the house-
Mina having to tell Jonathan to his face that he must promise not to tell her anything for fear of Dracula listening in, shutting a heartbreaking door between them... (and thereby, yes, saving Van Helsing and Jack the embarrassment of them having to realize, once again, they are not in fact the genius specialboys in the room)
-eats the sun-
Mina stopping short on her brief beat of optimism when she catches sight of her scar...
-rips the universe asunder-
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raedear · 2 months ago
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honest to god there has to be better resources for writing a fucking CV than chatgpt
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antiquitea · 4 months ago
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interring my mother’s ashes in her final resting place tomorrow on the one year anniversary of her death
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alldollsarevalid · 5 months ago
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It is not July 4th yet. Why am I already hearing fireworks 🤨
I had braced myself for having to hear them then but this is too early.
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not-terezi-pyrope · 1 year ago
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Covid review
Bad. Very bad
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artisticsewerrat · 5 days ago
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Broken Doll
Thrown like glass,
On the cold stone floor.
Newly made,
Yet whole no more.
It's a struggle to find You.
The pieces have scattered,
Finding mending is harder
Than it was to shatter.
Each new piece ever sharper,
Cutting into your skin,
You wonder if you need
To be whole again.
But you hand yourself
To the ones you love,
With your edges still sharp,
And they, too, are cut.
You hide yourself
On a shelf, in a box.
Repairing you now
Too high of a cost.
Too fragile to fall,
But too sharp to hold,
And existing like this
Is getting old.
The jagged glued pieces
Look like nothing before.
You cry for you know not
What you are bleeding for.
Do you become something else
When you are repaired?
Or throw yourself away
To end your despair?
Your breaking will be
Your eternal exile,
So you curse yourself
For having been so fragile.
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aluvian · 1 year ago
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Me as I try to compile the silly faces for this week
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bobfloydsbabe · 5 months ago
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Currently having a terrible rosacea flare up, developing a cold, on my period, and feeling super stressed and anxious because the intern is causing major drama at work. Oh, and stress is one of my rosacea triggers, which is so fun. I would like a break and Bob Floyd snuggles, please and thank you.
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lokidokeyartichoki · 3 months ago
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Not me having to take weeks off for personal mental health reasons because everything is too much and the tipping point was the conversation I had to have with my coworker today.
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queeruma · 3 months ago
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this movie sucks so so much
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emmaspolaroid · 1 year ago
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besties I am sitting on my kitchen floor with butterfly clips in my hair, trying to fix a dishwasher and drinking box wine there is a poem in here somewhere
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