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angelscandles · 6 months ago

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I've been feeling kinda down... And now I painted my toenails bright red and it made me happy. Go paint your toenails red.

Kisses from your fav Angel💓 (aka me)

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magicpiano · 15 days ago

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DCXDP corpse AU (where Danny leaves behind a body every time he transforms.) Danny finds out about Tim not having a spleen and is like, "you can have one of mine if you want."

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jei-rifni · 2 months ago

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Huh okay

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souenkun · 6 months ago

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I need the pokemas anniversary to come soon so we can hopefully see volo go batshit crazy again for the second time!!!

#please please please give us a volo and giratina alt I BEG YOUUUU @ pokemas writers and devs 😭😭😭😭😭#his expression range is INSANE like. how can he look so unhinged because he made a deal with the devil but look so HOT while he's at it!!!#particularly the last screenshot... those wide crazed eyes... oooooh game freak was cooking and the kitchen exploded in a fire i fear #a.k.a they cooked so hard that this whole sequence will Haunt me the rest of my life like cynthia's piano intro for sure #also have i mentioned that he's so hot. how the hell does he do that #it's 12 am and i just woke up from a super long nap and i just miss him so much... i need to see him in pokemas or the mainline game again #gawd yeah i'm still obsessed with the last screenshot. never in a million years would i expect to see someone who looks like cynthia use #an expression like that... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i love pla so much you guyssss #volo #pokemon volo #pokemon wielder volo #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon #pla #pokemon: legends arceus #hisui

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dudethatsmyundeaduncle · 10 months ago

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Danny’s parents want to kill him and he’s like “f in the chat y’all dinner boutta be so awkward tonight smh”

Ok so I know everyone loves the angsty headcannons where Danny is terrified of his parents cuz they wanna kill him but we’ve had that hot take since 2005 I’m here for a source material revival, the much more entertaining “Danny’s parents want to kill him and he actively doesn’t give a fuck”

CUZ UH, IM REWATCHING THE FIRST SEASON AND I FORGOT HOW GENUINELY BLASÉ HE IS ABOUT MADDIE AND JACK TRYING TO GET HIS ASS ITS SO FUNNY.

Like mom holding a literal ghost gun to his head: eh kinda unphased he even has time to quip, his parents say they wanna tear em to pieces: meh see u guys at dinner, LIKE OUR GUY IS SO UNPHASED HE THINKS THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! (s1 ep. 14 public enemy)

And he’s unphased despite knowing his parents tech works and knowing that his mother is actually a good shot. So like I love angst Danny and y’all should keep up the good work but where is my s1 Danny ‘COULDN’T give less of a fuck about his parents’ Fenton representation?

Cuz think of this, for your DPXDC AU consideration, Danny would fit in so well with the bat gang if only because they could try to stab, shoot, capture, brainwash, and stalk him and he’d be like “oh cool villain of the week shit? Nice, what’re we having for lunch.” He. Wouldn’t. Flinch.

#I’m not saying y’all are writing Danny as pusillanimous #except that I am #give my son his groove back this kid is litterally more afraid of a box ghost then his parents #he’s not a scaredy cat and I feel like rn everyone writes him as one #save the wet cat treatment for Tim y’all let Danny be a funny lil guy again #like he grew up in doofenshmirtz lab he isn’t crying over death threats babes #THIS ISN’T A HOT TAKE SO DON’T TRY TO COME FOR ME #THIS IS ME READING FROM THE DP BIBLE VERBATIM #S1 PRIVELAGES REINSTATED #GET GHOSTED #anyway #like I said I’m rewatching s1 #and I forgot how freaking fun it was #not all modern DP is angsty mind you and I’m also not here to say it’s wrong or bad #I’m here to say let’s get that biodiversity back baby #Danny Phantom #dp x dc #a cold take just the coldest

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mishy-mashy · 5 months ago

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Hhhouhggghhhh

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crimeronan · 6 months ago

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ultimately i think the appeal of daniel and armand to me is that it's very much a typical dark romance storyline where the heroine is kidnapped and tortured by an evil monster but using her wits she manages to seduce him and make him emotionally vulnerable to her, because she is More Special and More Clever than all of his other victims, and because of this she enjoys a level of dangerous favor and protection from him, except in This version of the dark romance it's two toxic old men who both have the worst fucking personalities imaginable. who truly just fucking suck beyond measure. like no pun intended, they are Garbage, one is the actual literal immortal devil and the other is just kind of a deadbeat with no moral compass, neither of them is willing to work on himself and neither of them has ANY reason to want to rail the other as bad as they do.

and yet. There They Are,

#i am not immune to evil stockholm syndrome dark romance that makes certain booktokers puke.#i am also not immune to a pair of shitty people who absolutely SHOULD fucking HATE each other #and who are going to be nasty little freaks about the other instead. possibly also while hating them.#'why do people write enemies to lovers so soft' i'm always saying. i just want you all to know #this is maybe the first time i've seen an enemies to lovers arc done in EXACTLY the GROSSEST ways i DESPERATELY WANT IT #and it is FUELING me. i am THRIVING. i am REFRESHED i am FINE i am NO LONGER SAD my SKIN is CLEAR #the layers. the drama. literally don't care about anything else going on in this show it's all them 2 me. theyre everything. thanks #i'd apologize for my taste but like. i'm not gonna apologize for finding the evil ships hot in the evil ship show. come on now.#iwtv #devil's minion #with that i need to like. go pick my partner up from work and then go to sleep. thanks for watching me do this on main everyone!

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ask-but-beware-the-consequences · 5 months ago

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Summer collection no. #7

The Vortex - mixed with the nightmare part of the fiction called Nightmares Run Wild (yet again) and the storm videos I've been watching and relating to lately (there's no tornado in the fic).

I did this one in like 2-3 hours, so there's no early access for it. Go listen to Nathan Wagner.

#me listening to a singer named Nathan while drawing Pickles? No waay #I totally forgot he has asthma hooooly shit #I was thinking about if Pickles ever got to live through one in the midwest and how would I paint it. so here we go #toki reference foreshadowing #I honestly don't know why I'm making so many arts to this one fic but it seems to keep me going #I feel like I'm looking at a scene at this point.... the wide screen version is called the Tristate #I am equally terrified of tornadoes as I am in awe of them. maybe just a bit more on the fear side. I'm in the mountains #so I've never seen one in person #it's so freaking hot here so I needed to draw something windy #mtl #metalocalypse #pickles the drummer #dethklok #mtl fanart #metalocalypse fanart #dethklok fanart

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guardian-angle22 · 2 years ago

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favvnsongs · 24 days ago

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i am BEGGING y'all to be normal about luigi lmfao. it is indeed, very based of him to have ✨allegedly✨assassinated brian thompson, and he is in fact, super attractive - and not just for the whole ✨allegedly✨ killing a guy. however!! being weird disrespectful freaks on main about him and apparently leaking his nudes and talking about how how much you all want him to fuck you on main is, in fact, weird disrespectful freak behavior

#ooh comrade luigi my bestie luigi cultural icon luigi only the utmost appreciation and respect for luigi #fucking act like it then lmao. holy shit. lime yeah okay talk about how hot he is and how you want him to plow you but some shit should #stay in the drafts or the groupchat or the dms like #the disrespect oh my goddddddd i honestly cant believe it #be normal #pls pls i am begging like. it is so easy to be normal and not bewildering little freaks <3 #luigi mangione #im putting it in the main tag fuck you guys ✨💕

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heyitsspiders · 3 months ago

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I wanted to draw Ford in his green shorts and well this happened.

#digital art #art #gravity falls #ford pines #gravity falls stanford #grunkle ford #ford is so hot #gravity falls ford #stanford #stanford pines #young stanford pines #young ford pines #im no better than a man #but its okay bc i am a man #enjoy freaks

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tenwhiteandalusians · 5 months ago

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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.

#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written #(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into #the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he #is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need #to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment #into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u #best of anyone’ of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second #I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just #get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders #in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back #together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to #leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts #to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking #Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see #before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic #OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of #everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt #that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them #where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian #(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk #because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax #those about to die #scorpus #tenax

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saturday-byte · 10 months ago

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They are soooooo silly :3 I need to destroy them. Not rabbit tho she can destroy me (if she wants)

#everyday praying to the gods bunny doesn't see these and sam doesn't check the tags anymore. I don't think I could get over it ever #anyway robot freak thoughts still happening and whoever was agreeing with me that hatchy is hot ily. this one is for you #traditional art #<- this is gonna fuck me up some day if anyone gets ahold of my sketchbook without me knowing I am so fucked #sexpg #sex powered giraffe #suggestive

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httpiastri · 10 months ago

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Paul’s shirtless story pics of him 🤍.

bestie i-

upper back & shoulder muscles are literally my weakness. i can't look at these pics and be sane, it just doesn't work like that. i freak out every time i remember them

#its SO HOT #oh my goooooodddddd #i love back muscles so much #and his are so freaking defined its insane #oh how good it would be #feeling the muscles underneath my touch :( his soft skin and the rough lines of muscles and #goddddd massaging his shoulders 😭😭😭 pressing my thumbs into them and hearing him groan from the pressure release #im screaming #i was actually at the gym doing upper back/shoulders when angie sent me these #like i had already seen them but it was so early in the morning (right? or am i hallucinating?) that i barely even reacted #but when i saw them again at the gym…. definitely was some good inspiration to do even better and do more sets 😁😁#hes the goal #asks!#anon!#white heart anon!#🤍!

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cementcornfield · 11 days ago

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this is so funny

#my man does not wear gloves #he wants to FEEL these QBs with his skin do you understand???#i can't believe how into trey i am sometimes because just earlier i was talking about how objectively hot joe and ja'marr are #and then here's trey who is perfectly average looking #but he's so BIG and TALENTED and he's got a bandage on his finger 😵‍💫#and is an absolute monster on the field. a freak!!!#gotta love him!#anyway vote for trey and all that #trey hendrickson #cincinnati bengals

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gnabnahcbby · 3 months ago

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The duality of man

#please how is he so freaking hot but so cute at the same time #he leaves me speechless #I would do anything for him #he makes me feral all while making my heart burst with love #i am unwell #bang chan

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