#give my son his groove back this kid is litterally more afraid of a box ghost then his parents
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dudethatsmyundeaduncle Ā· 10 months ago
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Dannyā€™s parents want to kill him and heā€™s like ā€œf in the chat yā€™all dinner boutta be so awkward tonight smhā€
Ok so I know everyone loves the angsty headcannons where Danny is terrified of his parents cuz they wanna kill him but weā€™ve had that hot take since 2005 Iā€™m here for a source material revival, the much more entertaining ā€œDannyā€™s parents want to kill him and he actively doesnā€™t give a fuckā€
CUZ UH, IM REWATCHING THE FIRST SEASON AND I FORGOT HOW GENUINELY BLASƉ HE IS ABOUT MADDIE AND JACK TRYING TO GET HIS ASS ITS SO FUNNY.
Like mom holding a literal ghost gun to his head: eh kinda unphased he even has time to quip, his parents say they wanna tear em to pieces: meh see u guys at dinner, LIKE OUR GUY IS SO UNPHASED HE THINKS THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! (s1 ep. 14 public enemy)
And heā€™s unphased despite knowing his parents tech works and knowing that his mother is actually a good shot. So like I love angst Danny and yā€™all should keep up the good work but where is my s1 Danny ā€˜COULDNā€™T give less of a fuck about his parentsā€™ Fenton representation?
Cuz think of this, for your DPXDC AU consideration, Danny would fit in so well with the bat gang if only because they could try to stab, shoot, capture, brainwash, and stalk him and heā€™d be like ā€œoh cool villain of the week shit? Nice, whatā€™re we having for lunch.ā€ He. Wouldnā€™t. Flinch.
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