#i am so confused!

[croissant-enthusiast]

Okay, aber waren Pia und Esther direkt nach dem letzten Fall im Stadion? Like, gleicher Nachmittag?

Fall vorbei, Knarre abgelegt, Taxi ins Stadion für ein Fußball-Date with my girl <3

[fortune-maiden]

Cat, please explain to me what you did in the bathroom that

- the water bowl is nearly empty

- your hind leg is soaked

- there is water on the side of the sink and on top of the toilet

- THERE IS WATER ON THE CEILING WHAT DID YOU DO???

[something-old-something-new]

Whhaaaaaaaaaaaaa……..???????????

Darkrai has nightmares about Ash Ketchum.

Ash Ketchum didn't cheat death, he won fair and square.

Tornados don't exist, Ash Ketchum just really doesn't like trailer parks.

He doesn’t like trailer parks-

[kcuf-ad]

Morons

[cthulhum]

does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship

[14th-century-verona-queer]

Question-

Do any other ace people forget that people are like…having sex?

Like sometimes im just shocked with the realization like “omg there are so many people that are like…interested in having sex.”

I’m personally like forgetful as fuck an I genuinely wake up every day with the realization “oh yea I’m queer!!” (Im being so deadass about that btw)

But yea like every time an allosexual friend is like “omg she’s so hot i would let her fucking RAIL me” (not like asexuals cant make sex jokes i quite genuinely do it all the time) but like….they MEAN it, ykwim?

LIKE THEY WOULD GENUINELY LET THAT HAPPEN AND THEY GENUINELY MEAN THAT THEY WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AND IT JUST-CONFUSES THE FUCK OUT OF ME

(To be clear, i am sex-repulsed, so idk if that has smth to do with it lol)

[sonlc]

surge and kit designs <3

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[holly-mckenzie]

Animal Control, Episode 11 & 12 Synopsis

[uhhh-ghouls007]

HELLO???

[amelia-yap]

warrior

[iffasart]

WHERE IS YOUR GF MAX CAULFIELD?? WHERE IS SHE

Also my sweet child what happened to your bangs

[intotheelliwoods]

I have been meaning to do a crossover with the one and only @kathaynesart for such a long time! And the @tmntaucompetition has created the perfect excuse for this :)

I think Sprout and Omega would have a surprising amount in common, they have a lot they can talk about with one another!

Apologies for the cliffhanger- haha- whoops-

[thekeythief]

[buppkizz]

a very small engiespy moment...

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.