i never saw anyone mention it before so here i go
i think the reason why lockwood always has suits that are just a bit too tight for him is because his father died before he could show him how to judge the sizes properly and he thinks that’s how it should look because he was never told different
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today is a "this is why i need therapy" kind of day
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As Lucifer on Tumblr awoke one morning from uneasy dreams they found themselves transformed in their bed into a pissed off version of themselves because Google Books only let them read the first, like, 9 pages of The Metamorphosis for free and left them on a cliffhanger, causing them to stay up all night in frustration
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hi daniel 🫶
OMG OMG OMG OMG FLOWER ALERTTTTTT
thank you so much k 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾 these flowers are so pretty 🥹🥹🥹 and they fit her so much!!! I love themmmmm
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i fucked up my result babyyyy
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one of the differences between good omens the show vs good omens the book that will always fuck me up is the post-bookshop fire scene. crowley goes from picking himself up, dusting himself off, accepting the loss of aziraphale and Just Driving Anyway to completely falling apart. i do get why people have gripes with it being changed so fundamentally, and i've thought about it a lot myself, but i've never been able to bring myself to get mad about it. i always circle back to how the book was written by two best friends. that drunken, wrecked, grief stricken scene was written in a post-pratchett world. he lost his best friend.
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me: im gonna let the spider live if it doesnt come near me im such a good person
spider: *comes near me*
me: …
me: okay i can do murder too i guess
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OKAY BUT THE CALLBACK TO THE THE FIRST THOR MOVIE
Anyone remember the theme the first time we had a broken bridge and Loki? Death and destruction.
And now? Life and creation.
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i will simply rewrite the whole thing. 3 days
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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
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