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#etm.#lalochezia#lifism#peoplism#meism#book of life#it is what it is#sometimes life be that way#somewhere on the spectrum#beginning to think that there are more of us than there are of them#the horrors persist but so do i#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#(≖_≖ )#zero fucks given#sausage to me#slap my balls on it#it interests me as much as a kilogram of shit#flowers on my dick and bees all around#anomys#deomys#my inner good omens#herbert#i reach#i am not herbert
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i think dan should get to be a little weird too. as a treat
#my art#re animator#herbert west#daniel cain#dan cain#danbert#no but srsly guys i get that hes the normal guy but you forget ... HES ALSO WEIRD !!! HES SO STRANGE !!!#if he was normal he would have called the cops on herbert ages ago#but guess what babey he ... well technically he did call the cops but he waited like 20 years to do it so .. !!#bro was an enabler dont forget that#sorry im like rlly crazy about dan...#which is unfortuante bc i feel kind of alone in that like YES herberts a baddie YES hes litterally me#but dan....... DAAAAAAAAAAAN (eagle screeching)#what the fuck am i saying!#edit hey guys its actually lucid dog that rant you see above you was written at likes 6am after an all nighter#we all know dan is weird i mainly meant i think he should get to be PORTRAYED as weird more#really im just weird about him (<3) and i need him to reflect that
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Paul swallowed. The figure in front of him turned into the moon's path and he saw an elfin face, black pits of eyes. The familiarity of that face, the features out of numberless visions in his earliest prescience, shocked Paul to stillness. He remembered the angry bravado with which he had once described this face-from-a-dream, telling the Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam: "I will meet her." And here was the face, but in no meeting he had ever dreamed.
#dune#dune part one#dune part 1#dune 2021#paul atreides#chani kynes#chani#paul x chani#paulchani#denis villeneuve#filmedit#literatureedit#zendaya#timothée chalamet#timothee chamalet#duneedit#palegifs#paletmblr#blackandwhiteedit#mine#i cannot wait until i get my hands on the bluray of dune 2 and an onlinehd version so i can gif it#gonna read messiah bc i am going thru dune withdrawls already!#frank herbert
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and comic books…and rpg stuff…and star trek…and star wars…etc, etc
#etm.#lalochezia#lifism#peoplism#meism#book of life#it is what it is#sometimes life be that way#my mind palace is so lonely#stupefied#blank stare#the empty space where my brain used to be#i can't brain today#your mission should you decide to accept it#should you or any of your force be caught or killed the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions#this tape will self-destruct in five seconds#good luck jim#herbert#i reach#i am not herbert
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The Cringe Bus...I reach.
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Gonna watch Bride of Re-Animator tonight. If it’s ANYTHING other than this:
I will be extremely disappointed.
#This is a joke btw I am not that serious haha I will take what I can get🤭#tanza doodles#re animator#reanimator#bride of reanimator#herbert west#daniel cain#dan cain#danbert#fanart
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you ever think abt what laundry day must be like for these two?
#reanimator#re-animator#herbert west#daniel cain#danbert#mycrumbs#silly domesticity for two guys with literal blood on their hands.#might do a follow up if ill have enough time#^^ i am romanticizing chores i hate doing. two loads of laundry await me tomorrow..........
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You did very well today, Dan. Don't forget to clean yourself up, we don't want any cross contamination.
#fanart#reanimator#bride of reanimator#herbert west#dan cain#danbert#add this one to the pile for blood being a stand in for well... other things lets just say#also I am a firm believer in Herbert having a Tobias Funke level of innuendo in his everyday vocabulary and mannerisms#he absolutely thinks hes being normal here and does not consider the implications™ of the things he says and does
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danny you say. interesting name indeed
#it's most likely nothing but i will still be annoying about it#to be clear i am joking i know the full name of this person is mentioned in the ep lines before this one#tmagp#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol pod#trevor herbert#tmagp 28#tmagp spoilers
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Unfinished, but i CANNOT stand their gay asses anymore
#digital art#digital artist#art#fanart#herbert west#re animator#bride of reanimator#daniel cain#herbert west reanimator#daniel cain reanimator#re animator 1985#danbert#danny boy i hope you die#herbert i want you executed#GAY PEOPLE#Toxic yaoi#question mark#they hate each other#they love each other#theyre so gay#god#gay rights i guess#kitty herbert rights#doggy danny rights#me when gay people#i am over using tags again
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Hey, think fast (throws even more danbert doodles at your face)
Edit: DISCLAIMER: Before you decide to watch Re-Animator, make sure to check for content warnings, there is a scene that a lot of people choose to skip!
#danbert#Reanimator#Re-Animator#dan cain#Daniel Cain#herbert west#herbert x dan#dan x herbert#imagine your surgeon just having a breakdown in front of you before getting coddled and comforted by the most suspicious acting man#you ever met in your life. girl help. i am dying on the operation table#FORGOT THE DISCLAIMER dont look at me
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You turn and fight...or you bathe it in sunlight, swimming, fishing, and self-care, whatever your version is.
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stupid bit i thought of where herbert just acts like a cunt
#reanimator#danbert#herbert west#daniel cain#idek why I thought this was funny#there is constant banter between them going through my head 24/7 and I needed to illustrate one of the exchanges#I am the ceo of toxic ship dynamics idc it’s funny#i drawd this
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vampire danbert au but make it whimsigoth
#happy halloween xPP#ignore the fact that herberts slightly taller and just pretend hes on an apple crate#okay?? okay#my art#re animator#herbert west#daniel cain#dan cain#danbert#im probably gonna look at this in like two days and rip my hair out but i am SO tired of fixing this one I DONT CAAARE I DONT CARE ANYMORE#FUTURE ME FUCK YOOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU#edit future me here i still rlly like how this came out :) (i win)
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been really into painting miis lately
#Herbert west#reanimator#but I am making the funniest stickers ever so who GAF#added redbubble link beccause it blew up on twitter and im broke LOL
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Yeah...I fell 10% Friday coming on.
I give 100% at work
#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#lifism#peoplism#meism#book of life#tagstorm#dreaming of working#work dreams#but that's not my job#i'm not paid enough for this#but i don't wanna go to work today#i don't wanna work i just wanna bang on the drum all day#switching to glide#herbert#i reach#i am not herbert#zero fucks given#sausage to me#slap my balls on it#it interests me as much as a kilogram of shit#flowers on my dick and bees all around#stupefied#blank stare#the empty space where my brain used to be#i can't brain today
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