you know what kind of car i can’t stand? i cannot look at almost any kind of SUV without getting annoyed, and i’d say i have no idea why, but i would also be lying if i did that. they are just normal cars, but bigger and they take up more gas, but they hardly have any more space inside as opposed to a regular size car! it’s like a pick-up truck for lame-wads who can’t commit to owning a truck.
to me, SUVs are the like, the suburban neighborhood of cars, if cars were a city. it’s just a stupid family car. and that doesn’t even make sense because you could totally fit the average north american family into a regular old honda, and if you are going for luxury, buy a convertible! or like, a benz. i feel like a regular old benz is a great rich family car.
i think people just buy an SUV because they are big and scary, so nobody breaks in and hot-wires their car, but i don’t get the motivation behind that either. why the heck are SUVs so big and ugly? i feel like the only acceptable SUV is the cadillac escalade, just because it has something a little different going on. woody harrelson made the escalade look cool. i think jeep wranglers are also passable.
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[SCENE: driving back from my appointment]
dad: ...am I going to have to teach you how to shave?
me: uh yeah! at some point, lol
dad: hm. well I can show you the way I prefer, with mug soap and a brush, because the aerosol cans are just no. I showed your brother my way and he likes it a lot better too...
dad: [rambles for a bit]
dad: ...it's really just another chore, you look in the mirror and go 'ugh I have to shave soon' so it's just one of those things you do every once in a while
me, externally: haha yeah, I can't wait :]
me, internally: he's talking about this like it's no big deal, it's not weird at all,,, he doesn't mind the idea of teaching me despite the fact that he never expected to be doing this with me,,,, he's my dad and he supports me even if he doesn't completely get it,,,
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one of the prints i did for the little pride market event in my city <3
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i do think peak comedy is a steve who is absolutely aware of the effect he has on people, but has never felt that way towards anyone else-- the closest he got was with nancy and robin, because he loved them both in different ways, and sometimes he felt like he was going to go insane if he didn't talk to them or touch them right now, but it was never like he had seen other people act about him. robin and nancy made him a better person. they didn't drive him to ridiculous levels of violence and obsession. maybe people in hawkins were just fucking weird.
and then he meets eddie, falls in love with eddie, and he's like... yeah, okay. alright. no, i get it. if anything happened to this guy i would steal the nuclear launch codes.
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Ignore my previous post. My favorite character isn't Homelander anymore - it's this guy.
I'm so serious.
I've rewatched this scene about a dozen times now simply because I get a kick out of seeing 'Homelander' moving so freely / fluidly. Don't get me wrong, I love how composed the real Homelander is (almost) all the time. Hands behind his back, sometimes on his hips if he's feeling really sassy. . .
But I tend to draw him in some very exaggerated poses ( flaunting some pretty out-there color palettes ) so getting to see an iteration of him moving so animatedly while wearing this delighted me on what can only be described as a primal level.
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Have you ever played the video game Where the Water Tastes Like Wine? I just started replaying it and it reminds me a lot of A Cornstalk Fiddle!
You've guessed my tastes extremely well!
I'm really not a video games person (really not.) but Kentucky Route Zero and Where the Water Tastes Like Wine are two of my favorites---specifically because of their settings and the way it seeps through the narrative. I've been in and through so many verging-on-nowhere, USA, places that I'm weak for that vibe, the strange and marginal magic of it.
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