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Another thing we've been working on for quite a bit now -
Nefja, as a herding breed, likes to police other dogs. When other dogs are getting into a scuffle she either wants to break it up or team up with the dog she knows/likes better.
Nowadays she basically has an instant recall which is triggered by other dogs being mean/fighting because she knows she gets a treat from me every single time.
I basically started it on our walks by rewarding her every time we came across a dog that went nuts at her or just right out tried assassinating her with laser eyes.
TLDR: other dog being an ass -> get treat from human
#i am no dog trainer#just because it worked for us doesn't mean it'll work for you#just as a warning#but it's basically just reactive dog R+ training#(Nefja isn't and has never been dog reactive just fyi)
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Speaking as a professional dog trainer, I want to take a moment to talk about relationships with the human half.
I am really tired tonight and I received a lengthy email from a client that was essentially looking for validation of their efforts. Initially I was annoyed at the prospect of doing a lot of written hand holding. So I sat on answering it for a bit.
In that time I thought about my past self and some of the emails I sent when working with a trainer myself. They are so very cringe inducing now. Needy and desperate to hear that I was doing right by my dog. If that trainer was irritated with me, they never showed it. They always treated me with patience and kindness. And I honestly draw a lot of guidance from those interactions.
I want to give my clients the same reassurance and compassion that I was treated with. It's a cornerstone of my personal approach to dog training.
I did end up writing an equally long email back highlighting their hard work and dedication to their dog. I reaffirmed their progress and cheered them on for future successes. Because even when I'm tired and cranky, I want to give my clients, on either end of the leash, encouragement.
All learners deserve compassion and that absolutely includes the human half.
Anyway, happy training y'all and I hope you take time to be kind to yourself.
#dogblr#dog training#my thoughts#as a professional dog trainer#kindness goes such a long way#and i am determined to be the kind of person who encourages
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insulting and offensive how regularly mindfully training your dog actually leads to visible progress towards good dog manners
#dogblr#dog training#i am unfortunately an extremely lazy trainer#i used to do sooooo much piblic good manners work with marlo#i did basically no public manners work with mav he just grew up to be a really good boy through repeated exposure anyway#i did a tiny bit but was mostly waiting for rory to grow into herself#but now im like actually doing regular and strategic training with her and she is LOVELY#(to be clear i did many many many foundations and lots of exposure with her#i just didnt really ask her to do anything when we were out in public so she didnt know what good dog manners looked like)#and anyway she's just a delight#she's gonna be such a cool dog when she's grown#i think the worst of adolescence is starting to leave us#im getting more and more glimpses of confident and controlled adult behaviour#im very proud of her#(and proud of myself for making it through brittany adolescence once again (and - with you all as my witnesses - for the last time))
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gsps really are the most Dog of all dog breeds
I’m honestly surprised there are not more shorthairs on dogblr. What’s the hold up people. They are basically just a Malinois minus the teeth and brains and there are like 50 of those bopping around on this site! That and gsps are truly a dime a dozen. I could go on Craigslist right now and find a few byb litters. (I won’t. But I could.)
In all seriousness I think it has to do with the fact that the people who enjoy them unfortunately tend to lean conservative 😓 especially once you get into the hunting community. Being obviously gay or trans in hunting spaces is not super comfortable or safe feeling and I can only imagine being non-white in these spaces as well. That and the popular training methods used for gun dogs are… interesting. To say the least.
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That isn’t to say that these are completely void of any useful information, there are lot of simple training steps that make perfect sense for the task the dogs are doing. But I think you have to take some of this with a grain of salt; when I was trying to get into hunting I found that I was able to achieve the same results with less adverse methods, plus my mentor was much more versed in modern dog training and conditioning. Brandy’s training is more of a blend of the two- the most adverse tools we used was a woah- harness (phased out pretty quickly) and an e-collar for long distance recall (again, there is a bit of a trade off of comfort for safety- the dogs job in the field necessitates being off leash and pushing out far ahead of the handler, and they can quickly get out of sight or earshot. Having a Vibrate-based recall cue simply makes sense. This should be paired with a gps collar just in case… I was told many a horror story of dogs falling into mine shafts and only being found because of the gps Tag).
Force fetching was never on the table. I saw one handler with a rubber bumper covered in toothpicks so his dog would not bite down too hard on it… never had to do that either. I’ve never had to strap an e-collar to my dogs belly. I don’t have to force my dog into a down to teach her. I don’t step on her toes (on purpose).
Her WOAH command maybe took longer than I would have liked, but it’s solid with lots of practice. Her recall is great and regularly practiced, and I don’t need an e-collar to reinforce it. She has a wonderful natural fetch, though we never formalized it. She’s beautiful when she’s on point, and it’s amazing to just see her do exactly what she was meant to do with little input from me. Truly no greater feeling than watching her cross back and forth across a field in front of me and freeze into a perfect point. It’s like she wants to chase the bird/rabbit/whatever SO BAD she’s shaking but her genetics won’t let her.
If I had the money to get back into hunting and falconry I would do it in a heartbeat. It’s a hobby that’s been sidelined since losing my job for obvious reasons, and it’s the first thing I want to pick up when I have a more stable income. If and when that will happen, I am unsure
What the fuck were we talking about. Oh yeah.
Dogs of all time for sure. But very much a dog that is good at the one thing they are good at, and if you DON’T do that thing, they can be…. A bit much. Being so environmentally focused can be difficult for people I think. It’s just not what many people are looking for (even though they give world class cuddles). That and the energy level; I don’t think it’s too bad, especially now that they are older (we go out for runs like 2-3 times a week) but also I simply would not leave the house if there were no consequences, so having a creature that will dismantle my furniture if I do not go get some vitamin D is a great motivator. The dichotomy of being a Velcro dog and being nearly oblivious to their handler when they are off leash is interesting, and probably why you don’t really see them in many sporting dog circles, or working outside of hunting. You gotta cement that recall before you let them off leash, ESPECIALLY being able to recall off of wildlife, and you gotta work really hard to reinforce handler engagement. I joke that Brandy is an idiot, but everything she needs to be able to do seems to be hardwired into her, and the things I had to teach her (recall, leave it, drop it, WOAH ect) she picked up quickly and hardly ever has issues with. (Dont talk to me about loose leash walking though)
Regardless, I love their personalities, their niche behaviors, their energy level, their ability to be the goofiest silliest idiots, their soft soft floppy ears, I love how they talk back to me when I talk to them, I love their big booming barks and club feet. I love that we are ultimately exploring the world together, and the joy we share when running through the woods or on the beach. I love watching them leap into the river with reckless abandon. And then at the end of the day, all they want to do is get under the covers with me and fall asleep. They are perfect monsters and I can’t see myself without them.
#sorry wtf is this#idk why the tangent I am sorry#no one else is talking about them so I will#disclaimer every dog is an individual ect ect#and I’m not trying to shit on people who use adversives in training#your journey with your dog is your own and ultimately you will have to make an informed choice of what is best for your dog#as I am writing this Brandy is curledupon my lap and snoring#also I’m not a dog trainer so don’t like. come for me.#asks#they r popular jorring dogs though#it’s the running so so fast and the crazy endurance I think#energizer bunny ass dogs
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i think an underappreciated part of Being A “Functional Adult” is learning to appreciate something You Do Not Like, but a Loved One Does. it’s a skill you do need to work on, to listen to something You Do Not Care About, But They Do, but it is so, so worth it
#my friends are all like ‘you have such a good relationship with your relatives im jealous’#yeah its because even if I do not necessarily Enjoy a hobby i can still talk to them about it#like. just find the beauty in something#even if your first instinct is to hate it#do you know how much ive learned!! through family like this!! and learned to love??#i used to hate dogs. they were big and scary and gross#but i had a friend who was a dog trainer and i learned to appreciate them#i like dogs now!! i could never own one im too much of a pushover but i get why people like them!#i also used to not be interested in cars but i talked to someone who was into it and i went ‘oh that’s really cool!! im so glad you feel#comfortable enough to share something you love with me. im honored’#and i found out i do like cars! i appreciate parts of them because someone i love likes it enough to show it to me#it’s not!! about!!! me!!! its about what they love and why they love it!!#they love and a topic and they love you#it’s wonderful!#this DOES apply to kink btw.#but its mostly about hobbies and interests#this also makes you a much more tolerable person to be around#im not listening because i am kind i am kind because i listen!!#listening to people makes you understand them! it makes you appreciate the world around you more and hobbies you didnt think about#i wasn’t interested in quilting until i talked to my mother about it and found out why she loves it so much#its a labor of love and i wasnt thinking about it like that#this is also how older generations mostly made friends. they like you more#i thought i couldn’t care about warhammer but my brother loves it and i found parts of it i like! i hate horror games yet#i talk to people who do love horror. and find out why. it’s wildly interesting to talk about things you don’t think interest you#dont knock it till you try it but also dont knock it until you talk to someone who loves it#vent#(ish)
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one thing about me is if you put a prong collar on your dog i do not trust you … and i am watching judgmentally
#another thing about me is i want to talk about dogs an embarrassing amount but i keep it to myself. because its kind of stupid and lame#i am posting this though …#i had a very frustrating encounter with a lady and her dog and it turns out shes a DOG TRAINER#who uses prong collars. awesome 👍🏽
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I def wanna color these when I have the energy BUT..... back on a Pokemon kick.... ever so slightly......... also second sketch is so rough SORRY (I DO WANNA CLEAN IT UP!!! But I was mostly focused on conceptualizing the outfits!!!!)
I have soooo many other sketches too but I wanna save em for later.... but let it be known, this is just an elaborate excuse to play dress-up. Esp for Moe I'm gonna be so real, it has SUCH A SILLY OUTFIT and it is SO. SOOOOOO jackass rival coded. Guy who is gonna pick fights and cause problems for NO reason. Or for gay reasons. Most likely gay reasons tbh
#fire emblem#feh#pokemon#moe being a jackass rival is SO FUNNY TO ME. ESPPPPP THAT ILLUST FUCKING CAPTURES IT ALL SO WELL#i am. always thinking it. but moe really does have little dog energy. like it's more cat-like and above all it is some hooved creature#but it really really is. like a little dog that barks and growls at anything at least three times its size like 'yeah i can take that!!!!'#i've also had these outfit concepts in the back of my mind for a LONG TIME ACTUALLY#i just. got distracted. and promptly forgor about it. had to dig through prev sketchbooks to find my initial concepts!#alfonse and sharena's concepts are p much the same just w the added jackets. my old concepts are v early gen design wise#but esp moe here feels like it could be a current gen trainer design. like! there really is a distinction!#so i wanted to add something more for al/shari too. maybe i'll post those v first concepts#but like. i have negative spoons rn. and i got an early day tomorrow LMFAOOO (and!!! i wanna refine everything more!!!)#maybe... even make themed teams... moe is SO fucking easy. i'll spoil it rn it also has a gogoat.#i'm... THINKING.... about alfonse and sharena though...#<- tag that sums up my entire blog#anyways! i've just been busy and out of practice and needed to take a break twofold 🫡#fe alfonse#sharena#moe tag#summoner oc#my art
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This was a good session. He woke up and felt confident yesterday on this. I was super happy with him. It's been a lot of work to get him to be okay with varying entrances.
But then today he woke up and wouldn't even engage with a toy after seeing the weaves.
I had done one too many reps yesterday, and pushed a little too hard. He had a few errors before I stopped and made things super easy for a success but he still had negative feelings today.
#why am i like this.#he looked so great yesterday#i was doing good with really short sessions#but i tried for too many sessions#too many reps with pushing what he could do#then soon as he got an error everything fell apart#i was proud that after trying to fix it with a few reps i decided to stop instead of pushing until o got a success#i then made it super simple and rewarded a few succeses then called it a day#yet clearly he was feelingnbad about it today and couldnt do it#dogblr#dog#dog training#dog sports#agility#ryker#year 1#i know if i was a better trainer he wouldnt be struggling with this#if i had cleaner training#better loops and better slices#and didnt fucking push and worry at errors he would be so much more confident
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HEK AND I JUST GOT ASKED IF WE WOULD LIKE TO BE THE DEMO DOG FOR OUR NEW SD TRAINER FRIEND
#I am low key so frick frackin nervous#I never in a million years thought we would be good enough to do something like this#this trainer is really willing to take me under her wing#this is like a dream come true#both that someone who knows dogs so well thinks we are capable of doing this#and likes me and my methods enough to take the time to teach me more
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I have started Overall's Relaxation Protocol and I really liked this video to show me exactly how it looks before I started. I find this kind of training really difficult because it's boring and I'm impatient and I struggle with environment setups. But anyway, I started last night. It started really badly! I was trying to do all three dogs at once, which absolutely did not work. So I stopped that and took Topaz into the kitchen and did Task Set 1 with just her, which was fine.
I'm not sure if it's going to translate that well because Luca and Marceline were hovering at the babygate the whole time. I am already over it thinking about having to repeat multiple task sets in different parts of the house. My house is small and open plan so it's not easy to separate the dogs. I need to do this though because Topaz needs extra help learning to settle.
#dog training#sigh#I am really not a very good dog trainer#I don't have the commitment or the enthusiasm that other people have#I also don't have the mechanical skills or very good timing#the truth for this blog: I am exceedingly average at dog training#perhaps even poor at it overall#I think that's why I like agility because a lot of it is intuitive movement based stuff#the agility that I find most difficult is the stuff that is more difficult and specific like weaves and contacts
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Been working on some basic scent detection with Parker. Second training session today. I have a small cotton pad with peppermint essential oil placed in one Ziploc bag, and a cotton pad with no added scent in another. Last session we worked on rewarding for nose targeting the peppermint. First without the control, then with the control. If he nose targeted the control nothing would happen and I'd let him keep going until he touched the peppermint.
Once he'd gotten the hang of that I had him diary sitting immediately after he touched the peppermint then I'd mark the behaviour and reward him.
Today when we picked up we started with the one bag again briefly and he remembered to sit without being cued! I was impressed! When we moved on to the scent and control bags he'd sit after touching either though so we backed it up a bit.
I did a few with just the peppermint and then when I reintroduced the control as an option, if he touched the control and sat I'd reset with no reward.
When he touched the control and didn't sit, then touched the peppermint and sat he got a big jackpot and we ended the session on a high note.
I was very impressed!!
#parker#rough collie#service dog candidate#5 months#keep in mind I am not a trainer#I'm just a puppy raiser with a decent understanding of training methods#so it's entirely possible I'm making mistakes#but if I am don't worry one of my trainer friends will set me straight!!#well#not STRAIGHT#but they'll set me right
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I don't think agility class is a good option for dogs struggling heavily with reactivity - particularly if they are constantly lunging at other dogs.
That is not to say that I think dogs struggling with that level of reactivity are bad dogs. Nor do I think they should be sequestered away in their homes and never allowed to be out in the world.
Heck I'm not even of the opinion that they shouldn't learn agility. Just that private lessons would benefit the dog more than a class setting while they are working through reactivity.
Because the thing is, agility is super stimulating for most dogs, whether participating or watching. Even more so if it's an intro class where the team is learning to navigate the equipment and handling. Additionally keeping the dog from going after others is stressful for everyone involved. And I just don't see it as a kind or fair setting to be introducing something as complex, and let's be honest - potentially dangerous - as agility.
I also don't think there's any shame in realizing that an agility class may be too much for where the dog currently is in working through reactivity and taking a step back. Dog training in all its flavors isn't always linear. But I do think it's important, for the people both handler and instructor, to ensure the dog is being set up for success even if it doesn't look the way we'd hoped it would.
Much love and compassion for folks working through reactivity with their dogs. Your dog is not a bad dog. You are not a bad handler. Y'all are working through something difficult and I wish you kindness and patience in your journey.
#dog training#dog agility#agility training#this isn't about Forte#but rather my perspective as both and handler and a trainer#and also as person who very adamantly believes agility should be fun#a dog constantly going off and lunging at others is not having a good time#also it's a safety concern#and I'm not a fan of putting others in a potentially dangerous position#again i am absolutely not saying reactive dogs are bad#or shouldn't participate in the world#but achieving neutrality#true neutrality not just suppressing the dog#is more important#and i say that with compassion and sincerity
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I have been trying on-and-off to teach Acorn to back up on cue for about a year now. Tonight he seemed to finally understand what I was asking him 🥹
#using a combo of rear foot target and practicing between the couch and coffee table#so that he can’t easily turn around#oh my gosh this has been so hard#lmao love when training a fun trick leads to self-doubt#like wtf is wrong with me am I a terrible dog trainer?#well he’s finally getting it so I’m taking the win 😂#I just wish I’d recorded video of it#Dogblr#dog training
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feeling feelings. thank you for this attempt on my life, i’m calling in sick the rest of this week and it’s your fault <3
#💌 - mailbox.#nonniesnovio#HOW COULD YOU#SO MANY OF THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE VERNONS TOO 😭#let’s break this down because i? am having a breakdown over it.#aka how quickly can j embarrass herself all the way to 0 followers lmao<3#starting with racer fit vern was an actual act of violence. the vein on his shoulder and those eyes GOODNIGHT TO ME ?????#im a basic british girlie ok. if u put a pretty man in an overshirt and a backwards hat i WILL start screaming.#it’s a reflex action I don’t know why but my neighbours dogs are going feral because i am reaching impossible frequencies rn#THE JEEEEEEEEEANS#this vern was an instant wallpaper u don’t understand no one understands what this picture means to me#if ur new around here. i am a nonnie thigh enthusiast. and for that reason i will be passing away#dark hair follow tour vernon does things to me. kenzo vernon with a fuckin EARRING? he DOES THINGS to me. im not okay.#the last one specifically you don’t understand what happened to me the day that dropped okay#I speed ran every stage of grief and almost threw myself headfirst into the shallow end of a swimming pool#the soft hair / checked tie / DAD TRAINERS !!!!!!!!!! THE DAD!!!!!!! TRAINERS!!!!!!!!!!#anyway to sum up i have some normal feelings about vernon yeah. im all good 🩵#thank you for your invaluable contribution 🩵
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when i back in uni
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#i used to do them#and was basically like day 1 i made friend she uggo and she basically torture her dog#(it was a tiny dog and she would send it to a trainer and not see it for weeks and she also missgender me a LOT)#day 2 everyone was uggo and big meanies and missgender me#day 5 sm gurl call me Konstantina (not my deadname ir clos to it and a girls name)#day 6 that same girl called me amy and a girl name (not close ti Damien and a girls name)#day 6 again i correct that girl and said is Damien and am a boy in front of ppl#day 10 that girl from b4 called me 'that uhh little boy over there ' we were the same age maybe i was a yr older than her#day 15 i wore 2 binders qnd went to the bathroom coz i couldn't breath#day idk anymore sm teacher called me girl thrn apologized and called me a young man (only positive)#day 24 that girl w the dog spoke abt canibalism w me (also pos but i regret it coz normies shouldn't know abt it)#day 56 the girl w the dog said she had a girl in her school w similar vibe as me (i was still a he) she kept missgender me#day 32 sm other girl v cool asked for my pronouns (she probably the only out if them i could have been friends)#day idk i quit uni to sad i go to therapy depressed want kill self (then i started t and changed legally my name etc#also my mom when i 1st go to uni didn't take all gender stuff seriously#like i was w my mom at the secretary and i told the secretary if could write my name Damien and my pronouns next to my name#at the papers the teachers see#and my mom and secretary was laughing and say 'hohoho but u wint be speak to me all the time'#im not ask to speaking to u am ask to write at the teachers paper#so I don't try to kill my self in the unis bathroom#and so i don't have to start every sentence with ' am actually a boy and my name is Damien '#I FKN HATE EVERYONE THERE AND I HOPE TJEY DIE#the main teacher of graphic design change so they maybe better now i hope#the reason i choce tjat uni was coz when i go there#was btwn 2#the other didn't even show me around and thought i would enrol#the one i went i hadn't said anything abt my gender yet#but the teacher was 'misgender me ' he was say he and then correct it and say she#i didn't correct him at the time coz wasn't sure i would go there but v cool#that's allmost a full vent in the tags
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I think people need to accept that there's more than one way to be human. That may sound really obvious, but I'm not talking about identities, or opinions, or looks. What I'm saying is that not everybody wants to do a silly little dance. At all. Ever. It doesn't have anything to do with embarrassment or shyness or ability. Some people just don't want to.
I've been going to this dog training school with my new puppy recently, and one of the things they're having us do is train our dogs to stay put in a sit while we do a silly little dance next to them. I know this exercise is meant to be approachable to standard beginner trainers, but I can't even begin to describe how anxious I was when the trainer told us to do this. I remembered years of getting in trouble at summer camps for not participating in icebreakers and name games, being called a spoilsport in school, being called cold and distant as a teenager, and even been made fun of in a mean-spirited way and getting trouble in college for opting out of "group bonding activities". I refused to do the silly little dance. Instead, I've distracted my dog by shaking and dropping objects, stepping over her, sitting down, doing pushups, whatever. To my surprise, the trainer complimented me on my choice, and I could finally breathe.
It's not that I can't dance— I've trained as a dancer for years. It's not that I don't like being silly, or that I don't want to look stupid. I make myself look stupid on purpose on a regular basis because it's fun, and I love a good joke. It's just that there has to be consent for this to be fun. I don't need to loosen up and enjoy myself. I won't enjoy myself, because I don't want to do the silly little dance. I never want to do the silly little dance (not alone, not in a group). I don't want to be loud and yell, I don't want to do a call and response game, I don't want to mirror your body movements, I don't want to play zip zap zop, and I don't want to introduce myself with an animal that shares the same letter as my first name. It's not that I'm shy or quiet or even introverted— I just don't want to do it. I don't connect that way. It's not fun for me, it's miserable.
There is nothing wrong with any of this. I do not deserve to face any kind of repercussions for not wanting to do the dance. I'm not less fun because of it. I want to play tug of war with you— hand me the end of the rope. Sit down and let's tell a story. Let's make dumb jokes about street names and let the energy bounce off of each other and crackle. If our group plays mafia, no one will ever know I'm the killer. Come walk with me through the woods, and let's look for bugs under rocks and logs. We can eat lunch on the ground and poke at the moss.
I've spent so long thinking something was wrong or broken with me because I didn't want to do the silly little dance. I like dignity. I like elegance. It's not that I'm pretentious, it's that I like being ridiculous on and within my terms only.
Honestly, I was worried that, when I decided to get a dog, I wouldn't be the right kind of person to train one. I mean, have you seen how people act around dogs? I was worried that my lack of external bouncy enthusiasm, and profound disdain of doing squeaky voices, would make my training and my relationship with my dog fail. I thought I wasn't the right person for a dog, because I'm not even really the right person for a person. Turns out, I don't need any of that. Every now and then, because she's a puppy, people come up to Evie in their standard "dog-mode". Whenever they start doing... whatever it is people think they're doing with dogs... Evie pauses and looks up at me. I swear she's asking me what the hell is wrong with them. And, well, all I can do is sigh and shrug. She waits patiently for them to stop with their bouncing and squealing, and then cheerfully greets them when they're done. It doesn't seem like my dog wants to do the silly little dance either.
#dog training#self discovery#humans#this has genuinely been a lifelong and very difficult thing for me to deal with#because people just don't cut me any slack so much of the time#but apparently one offhand remark from a dog trainer and a very judgmental poodle puppy later...#and I at least get to rethink it#because it is actually fine#and I should be allowed to have my stupid little boundary#it's a big deal to me and I should get to keep it#and so I will#one notable exception to the no silly little dances rule:#if I am holding an object that's actively on fire and it would be objectively funny to do a small jig#and no one is asking me to or expecting me to do it#yeah okay#but y'see how that's also very much on my terms and related to my own sense of humor and fun?#that's the difference
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