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When you eat something you know will make you gain weight:

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i have to be smwhere in 30 mins

i want to shower and get dressed and take the subway ti be there

in 30 mins

shower takes me 20-30 mins of fast coz have to be careful not mae the room bad

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i now have a new fear

tattos weight

tattos have weight

so if

if u get lot of them will weight more

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i saw my favourite cosplayers dick

and now my brain is been stupid

i thought he was trans (or kinda hope)

and he post on story smn abt his dick been on the thumbnail to another site

and ofc my braind wants to see

amd he

it

mhhhhhh

aaa

2 of themm??

sirrrr

didn't that hurttt??????!

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i cut my hair

i cut a part too short and think is too visible but looks cute

inspired by he

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I'm like if a normal person was severely mentally ill

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i have an alarm at 1 pm coz want to go out tomorrow/later today (i don't have anyone to go out with so ill go allone but small chance a friend come w me)

i should be sleeping (is 8am almost) but instead of doing that am over explaining why i have ti sleep and abt going out tomorrow/later today

and my sister is snoring but not exactly and is more annoying than snoring and I HATE IT

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I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

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@ people who don't celebrate christmas and are currently having christmas shoved down their throats

i hope whatever holiday you celebrate is fun and well!! and if you don’t celebrate any holidays this time of year, i hope your day is nice anyways!

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wheres seasons greasons

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on genshin today

sm person i met yesterday

in private chat asked me how ppl get genshin girlfriends

i told him that accidentally for a month was dating am guy on genshin (he would flirt and i would flirt back but i thought he was js been nice and silly... but he took it too seriously)

anyway

the person that asked and i told him that was so surprised am gay and congratulated me lol

was llike 'OMG DAMIEN I DIDN'T SAY UT GAY CONGRATULATIONS' i think was funny

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life news :

i don't speak e my father anymore

i told him on the phone i don't want to speak to him or his family and he said fuck u

i can breathe better now and the skin condition i have got better in a day of me not speaking to him

the moment he said fuck u i could feel breathing better and happier better

:D

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing