#i am in no way saying you're wrong or that you can't have those headcanons

[snaggletoothedbastard]

i know this is a thing that Literally Everyone says, but some people really do need to stop viewing their personal headcanons as Facts.

[sassysnitch]

The toons reacting to you being approuched by a creepy adult fan at Gardenview..

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(random toons of my choice x reader, romantic, implied crushes on most of them (or atleast protectiveness), reader is sorta oblivius, inspired by a diffrent headcanons post but I forgot by who- (I'll edit in later if I find it again), includes mostly newer toons, includes the circus troupe, takes place before the incident)

Warnings: implied non con nsfw but not actually done (no mentions of actual sex, NO NSFW), creepy adult cartoon fan, stressfull situation but nothing goes too far, implication of humans having a thing for toons.

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Ah yes! Gardenview, a family friendly place that welcomes all!.. However, inapropriate behavior is NOT. But we can't really take a strainer and strain out all the bad people like it's easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy.., since usually they don't show those behaviors until already inside..

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Dandy:

-OHOHOHOOO- NO. Dandy is NOT gonna let this get out of hand, not even close.

-He will come over and politely remind them that this is a family friendly establishment and that this kind of behavior is absolutely not welcome here.

-He will make sure this person is kicked out right away! He can't trust someone like that to just stop such behavior, no sir! Out the door with you.

-He will also absolutely stand inbetween you two to protect you, and glare daggers at the person till their mood ages like milk in less than seconds.

-If not for the fact that there are kids watching he probably wouldn't mind going into his twisted form to take out the threat himself- BUT let's not go that far, am I right folks?~

Rudie:

-Rudie doesn't QUITE know what the strange larger human wants..but the way they are looking at you is making his mood...not so festive.

-He has this dreadfull gut feeling of not letting the person get too close to you.

-And if they do try to get close? Wellll... let's just say getting headbutted in the buttocks with a pair of candy cane horns at full speed is not pleasant.

-If the behavior of the adult goes unnoticed by the Gardenview Staff he'll probably get in trouble, but for you it's defenetily worth it, and you can't change his mind.

-He'll make sure to relocate you somewhere safe, like inviting you to the kitchen for some christmas treats!~

Looey:

-Ohhhhh NOOOO-

-His mind is screaming to do something but he's almost glued to the floor in fear. He's also unsure of what's happening, since all the toons are pretty darn innocence- but he can't shake the inpending feeling of doom as the strange, childless adult looms over your much tinier form.

-He'll try to pull you away from the person by doing some✨COOL TRICKS✨ you wouldn't want to miss, calling you over to join him.

-Even if he feels too stiff or not confident enough he'll try to still come between you and the creep, standing inbetween you two like a wall. A wall that looks like it might deflate at the smallest touch, but it's something.

He might be scared but he won't let you get hurt.

Yatta:

-Aw hell no! Not on her watch!

-Yatta is way more bold than the rest of the troupe, and will not hesitate to throw hands even tho she's most likely way smaller than the threat.

-She will throw a jawbreaker at their head, no doubt. (Whether or not she'll admit to it depends on her mood)

-Yatta will pull you away physically with no hesitation. You're busy entertaining the kids? Well those few kids over there want your attention too! So let's go!

-Will probably give you candy afterwards, and bonus face nuzzles if you're okay with it <3

Blot:

-Also wants to scream in terror because he feels like something is very wrong.

-He won't tho. Cuz..ya know.. he's a mime.

-He'll subtly get inbetween you two, touching an invisible wall between you and them as if to say: "Hold on! There is a wall here! You can't get any closer!"

-Once he realizes his performance is seen he'll take it to his advantage. Doing more art to attract the kids. I mean, the more eyes are watching the more uncomfortable it is to try and approuch someone in a gross way, right?

-He MIGHT leave a little ink behind where he knows that person will step in, too..

Flyte:

-Well that's not gonna fly...(pun intended)

-He's rather mature, coming over and straight away telling the person off.

-He's not afraid to ask them to leave, or point out their unsolicited behavior.

-Will protectively spread out his wings to shield you💕

-Might use his wings to smack the person if they get too close...okay he WILL.

-Will ask you if you're okay, even if the person is still right there.

-Makes sure to call over a staff member to deal with the wierd adult.

-Once the situation blows over he gently wraps his wings around you like a comfort blanket (with permission ofc!), warning you to be more carefull next time, reassuring you you're safe with him.

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Thanks for reading!

[myunghology]

PHANTOM BUSTERS! — general relationship headcanons.

ıllı “ i still wanna be your favorite boy ! ”

pairings mogari shishikuno, eugene korekishi, kaoru kanzaki, tamon kotaro, and ichimiya sorato x gender neutral! reader. ( better read in light mode!! ) tw for swearing !! not proofread, beware for wrong grammar 'nd typos..

a/n — i finally caved in writing for these fuckers.. i added ichimiya because we all love him. no bashers allowed ❌❌❌ filo phanbus fans follow me hahahah HELLO FILIPINO TAMON NATION

— MOGARI SHISHIKUNO

he did not bag the baddie (you) the baddie bagged him. and he just stays bagged. basically the main description of your relationship. this can work for tamon too now that i think about it YKW THIS GOES FOR EVERYONE HERE THEY'RE ALL LOSERS. but mogari in particular HE'S SUCH AN IDIOT you forget under allat is a fucking ripped 16 year old 💔💔. loser trapped in a hot body fr

“me and my stupid ass bf” “i hate my bf” ahh relationship.. you're joking you love him lots but sometimes he's just TOO MUCH. in a good way, sometimes he has these bursts of energy where he just picks you up potato sack carry style and runs a whole mile. ( more under the cut! )

trashcan boyfriend (2). literally anything you put aside / don't like he will eat. literally the olive theory but revamped?? you don't even have to say anything just take it off your plate and place it on his and he'll get the message immediately. “i don't like it...” you mumble as your food is already in his mouth.

funniest dynamic especially if you're a slow eater. mogari just stares at you when you aren't even halfway finished with your bento when he was done with his school lunch about twenty minutes ago. like at this point, HE is offering to eat it for you. of course he would fucking fatass

would looooveee doing tiktok trends with you. actually he would agree to do anything you'd ask him to so he's delicate here. has an addiction with kisses number 1. he'll randomly cup your face with one hand and kiss your cheek like crazy even when you're in public..

actually he's just addicted to you in general. why wouldn't he be when you're just the prettiest little thing he knows 😕 he adores you so much it's not even funny atp. most obsessed bf out of all of them prove me wrong (you can't haha. ₕₒₑ)

— EUGENE KOREKISHI

epitome of the perfect boyfriend.. it's like he came out of a book (well hm..) everyone in your family loves him because why's your mom asking you when is he coming over and can he come over during a family reunion so everyone else can meet him

your daily conversation with him goes “i'm going out with mom later, wanna come? i heard you were busy.” “i am. but isn't your mom always busy?” “ah no, i meant your mom.” “why are you calling my mom ‘mom’?!” “she insisted, so..” this guy is unconsciously making moves on your family too.

type of boyfriend to make you tea at night if you can't fall asleep.. is on the brink of exhaustion but if you can't sleep he won't too. unless not until you fall asleep first. he'll caress your cheek and pat your back until he can hear your soft snores haha

would buy you jewelry as a gift, but it actually means something, even if it's small like the jewel being your birthstone. the price ranges on how serious he is about your relationship— the most he'll do right now is probably a simple pandora bracelet or a promise ring, maybe even more in the far future :)

would gladly wear those "i love my gf/bf" t-shirts if you asked him to. (as long as you two are in private obv he has a reputation to hold LMAO SORRY) but isn't afraid to speak up / show that he's taken so you're in good hands!! i just know he has girls proffessing their love for him.. and he just turns 'em down with a “no haha, i'm dating someone already. sorry.” GREEN FLAG

anddd, i just love how the whole phanbus x reader fandom just agreed that korekishi's a natural flirt / tease. LIKE YES this is the one thing we can all collectively agree on. the small acts of intimacy he does but you're able to catch on is so... ksjdnsknss yes. whenever he makes you lean on him once he notices your eyes getting droopy, tutoring you late in the night even though he's on the brink of falling asleep, not being able to leave you until he KNOWS you're safe :,)... okay enough

— KAORU KANZAKI

i believe he's the type of boyfriend who'd act all nonchalant around you but giggle and roll in his bed at night when thinking about you. the type to bite his finger when you're having a conversation online.. omfg “why couldn't they tell that we're dating.. we're literally matching profiles tf”

softest skin ever, and has the squishiest cheeks (like a cats), and reacts like a cat does whenever you tug it's whiskers. this guy's skin literally looks like glass and feels like jello it's crazy. speaking of cats, he's a magnet for 'em. you have a feisty cat? tamed immediately. loves em too :3

manga reading / anime watching date nights in his house with the door unlocked of course per his sisters request— she'd walk in and you'd be sleeping on zaki's chest as he scrolls on his phone whilst patting your head, or he could still be watching tv. “do you need anything?” his sister usually whispers, and he responds with a thumbs up.

you're literally his dress up doll i'm sorry. that sounds wrong but that's exactly how he described it to you. he just simply likes dressing you up!! so does his sister but he won't let her lay a hand on you because he doesn't want her to pester you every time you come over wkwkwkwk.. also because he just wants you all to himself

he isn't laughing anymore by the time you turn him into your personal makeup/skincare doll. give and take though, right? he can't even be mad because he did it to you first. zaki when there's consequences to his own actions 💔❌😕😭 but he doesn't actually fight it!! just a simple “what're you doing” and he'll back off right after saying that.

i am another truther to easily jealous! kanzaki.. everyone knows he's a huge tsundere (kinda at least) and on top of that, he's the jealous bf final boss. the others don't have that much jealousy boiling within them BUT THIS GUY. not jealous in an insecure way, not really but in a way that he just wants to keep you all to himself ;(. you're his person, of course he wants to be with you always even tho it isn't obvious.. !

— TAMON KOTARO

everybody give it up for everyones loser bf!! literally would be up at 12am thinking ‘man how'd i pull them’ with his face buried in his hand it's almost pathetic honestly. number 2 on the perfect boyfriend list because he means everything to me tbh. handsome, tall, can cook, AND WON'T GIVE ANYONE ELSE ATTENTION? CRIPPLING LOYALTY??? wow he's amazing

you could be messaging him at 5am with a “my hair's so fucked im gonna start crying if my hair's ugly im ugly” and he's awake from your message, replying with a “no you're always so beautiful baby i love uuu”. no one talk to me where do i get one of these. literally has an alarm because he knows whenever you're gonna hit him up w/ those weird messages, also because he wants to have another late night conversation with you!!

reassurance FINAL BOSS has no problem with reassuring you over and over from how much he loves you, actually you probably don't need reassurance at all because of his crippling social anxiety but you know. for the plot let's say you do need it. would coo and whisper to you because he knows you need affection too, more than anyone.

the type of boyfriend who'd freeze up once he feels your head laying on his shoulder or chest, what plays in his mind is a continuous sentence of “don't move don't move don't move don't move don't move don't move”. also would sacrifice his headphones for you if you don't like crowded and noisy places.. he loves u so much lordddd

i genuinely feel like nights with tamon are so comforting :((. bonding over small stuff like music, maybe even asking him to play the guitar for you is everything. has the most calming voice too— is a listener and a yapper! best of both worlds whenever you're with him!!

i fear he is especially weak to cute people with pretty eyes. weak for you in general but you know what i mean, right? just look up at him with dilated pupils and he immediately realizes he's fucked. he was fucked anyw ever since he first saw you BUT STILL!! he gets weak in the knees he is in bliss right now.. no one can interrupt his fantasies besides you of course

— ICHIMIYA SORATO

how to get the student council to respect you in 4 simple steps: 1. behave and don't cause a ruckus. 2. get good grades for no problems. 3. apply to be on the student council. 4. date their president ✅ literally everywhere you go students are shaking in their boots (especially the council) because they all know they're gonna face ichimiya's wrath if they ever mess w/ you. and you're just there like ʚ(꒪ˊ꒳ˋ꒪)ɞ

likes being babied taken care of i take no criticism!! cup his face, run your fingers through his hair, let him rest his face in your chest, caress his face and he's weak in the knees. he still has that iconic scowl on his face but he'll gladly return your affection :).

unconsciously gives you headpats, especially if you're shorter! also leads to ichimiya pulling you closer to him to wrap an arm around your shoulder and you just comply. you just get dragged by this man and. it's.. it is what it is, he needs you for emotional support okay.. no ones gonna say anything anyway and they can't.

i genuinely believe this guy has really soft hair (as contrary to him liking you playing with his hair), he let's you do whatever with it as long as you're alone. because someone tell eugene why he's seeing ichimiya with pigtails on your close friends instagram story.. ;-;

you sometimes tease him by saying “as expected of chairman!!” on the most simplest of things. literally he could just be making coffee for you and hot chocolate for himself in the morning or in the night, and you'd go “AS EXPECTED OF CHAIRMA—” and he cuts you off by pushing your head backwards lightly with his index finger.

so down bad for you but he hides it so well even YOU don't know it. literal d1 simp for you. okay maybe it's a bit obvious— the way he kisses your cheek repeatedly before murmuring a “give me a kiss,” as you turn your head to give him what he really wanted all this time. desperate bf in disguise actually :3 (affectionate)

@myunghology — i finished this in less than a day woah. “one of us here is not like the others” ahh ichimiya.. WHATEVER he's so pretty anyway our little loser

[bunni-v1]

relating to your last ask that included arguments between shadow milk and his lover, i cannot get the following picture out of my head:

his doll, while a bit (a bit more) off-put by the whole truthless recluse situation, is very much "whatever, their soul jam, their business" about it

however-

what grinds their gears is the fact that kids (aka the gingerbrave gang) are involved

i can just imagine them going off on shadow milk like "listen, i get it, your plans but they are kids. literal children?? keep them out of this-" "no, doll, listen, they're scheming kids-"

ik this isn't really an ask, but i just wanted to share it :)) love your writing, you're amazing, and your shadow milk headcanons live rent free in my brain (actually i am paying them-)

Lolololol (Feel like a mysmes character typing ts... okay), I guess we can say this is ur rent. I'm happy for your payment though, it's good food for thought my love! Have a little midnight snack as a treat!

Just imagine you're someone who's more compassionate. It's something that Shadow Milk Cookie cherishes about you... when it's directed at him. You're always worrying over him and his little henchmen, Candy Apple especially since she's so young. It's annoying, but it's sweet how much you dote on them, and he can't say he dislikes the idea of you in a more parental role...

It becomes an issue when those little pests come around. You've never nosed your way into his business at all, leaving things between him and Pure Vanilla to be what they are. He prefers it like that, keeping you out of trouble was always a positive on his mind. Oh, but then those cute little annoying snotty nosed brats come along and ruin everything.

It wouldn't have been an issue if you hadn't overheard him threaten to drown them. It not like he was actually going to, he was just poking at Truthless Recluse, that's all. You didn't take it though, you were all kinds of pissed off at him.

He thinks it's a silly thing to be upset about, you know he didn't care enough about those kids to do much of anything to them. Yet, you remain upset, even after things are done and Compassionate Pure Vanilla has TEMPORARILY taken him and his plans down. It stumps him, he can't possibly wrap his mind around what's gotten into you. Such a small insignificant act is nothing compared to half of what you've seen him do.

When you refuse to say more than a few words to him, he starts to worry. What did he do wrong? Well, you told him, but why was it so bad this time? The best answers come from the source, of course, but getting it out of you might be a little harder than he likes.

"Doll? Dolly? Little star? Won't you talk to me?" He pouts, trailing behind you like a lost puppy.

You might've teased him if you weren't so upset now. You keep your nose upturned, doing your best not to crack under his relentless pressure. He could be so persistent about these things, and normally you would give, but he'd crossed a line this time. You didn't mess around with children, and he should've known better.

A drawn-out sigh comes from behind you, "Are you still upset about the drowning thing? It was all in good fun I promise! Nothing to worry your pretty little head over!"

He didn't know better, though. For the former fount of knowledge -- and someone who could literally read minds if he wanted to -- he was terribly unaware sometimes. It made you so angry, and you felt bad for being angry because he really didn't get it.

"They're just insignificant little kids, it's a silly thing to be angry about." He continues, and oh that gets a reaction out of you.

You turn around to face him, the boredom in his expression only making that anger bubble up more and more. You really can't hold it in anymore.

"Exactly, they're kids! Just kids, they don't have any stake in this. Why couldn't you let well enough alone for once!" You shout, and it feels so good to get out. Pettiness aside, you'd wanted to get it through his head since this all started.

You watch his face shift through surprise and annoyance and then flatten into an unreadable expression. It was unsettling to see, especially pointed in your direction. Still, you tried to stand your ground, though you'd never felt so small next to him. He lets the silence linger in a purposeful move, you're not sure why. It keeps you on edge the whole time, unable to tell what his next move might be.

"Dolly, they were in my way, I had no choice-" He starts, but you've had enough of the manipulation and sitting quietly.

"What threat are children to you?" Your voice breaks halfway through the sentence, tears you didn't realize were building pouring over your cheeks, "You are so frustrating sometimes. In what universe would I ever be alright with hurting children? Sometimes it's like you don't even know me!"

You don't realize he's in front of you until he's lifting your face in his hand with uncharacteristic gentleness. His face is still flat, but you see the worry shining behind his eyes.

"Y'know you shouldn't lie to the literal embodiment of deceit," He says quietly as he brushes your tears away.

You know you shouldn't, but you laugh a little at that, "I'm sorry. I'm just upset."

"No, really?"

"You don't get to joke around right now," you scoff with a halfhearted shove at his shoulder.

He hums, leaning into your vision so you have to look at him, "It's making you smile, though."

"Shadow Milk Cookie."

"Okay, okay. I get the message," He backs off, "Just don't cry anymore, please?"

You smile, "Maybe if you promise not to involve those kids more than you have to, please?"

He seems to think it over like it was a hard decision. He doesn't think much longer when you flatten a glare on him, "Alright, it's a promise! You can look at my fingers, they're not crossed either! I'll keep my word!"

You scoff at him, "What do I see in you?"

"My charm and wit, of course!" He puffs up like a proud cat, the usual grin back on his face.

"Just kiss it better you dummy!"

"Whatever you ask for, you shall receive, my little star!"

And kiss it better he does, until you can hardly remember why you were so mad at him to begin with.

[acourtofthought]

I woke up this morning to more hate anons and a few reassuring messages (thank you so much for those ❤️) but I'm not going to be responding to any more about this topic.

I have two younger children with a lot of energy, a needy energetic dog who is always stealing stuff and making you chase him, I'm taking one of my best friends out to brunch this morning to celebrate her birthday and I currently feel like shit because I could not sleep last night. My body was humming with anxiety and I woke up in a panic every hour after finally falling asleep after two hours of listening to sleep meditation videos. Rinse and repeat from 11 pm to 7 am.

Yes, to those who continue throwing this in my face, I do defend Elain's character on some anti takes who constantly use the Elucien and Elain tags. When doing so, you are forcing Elain stans to witness your hatred of her, you are filling their feed with negativity and you should then not be surprised if people decide to comment. But you're also kidding yourself if you think I am constantly bombarding others because responding to the Anti Elain takes would tie up Eluciens for the entirety of their day. Clearly, you have absolutely no room to talk when you couldn't even handle someone having a headcanon that put Elain's story before Gwyn's on the timeline all while only using Elain, Lucien, and Elucien tags. It wasn't even Gwyn slander, it was literally "I know Gwyn is going to be an important part of the IC / Nyx someday as Az's mate but I'd really like to see Elain interacting with them from her POV first". Apparently, THAT was the cause for the downfall of the Elucien / Gwynriel friendship. Apparently THAT was the reason for the discord between us. It couldn't possibly have been all the hate some Gwynriels have for Elain or the statements that "Az's book is definitely next and Eluciens are just going to have to accept it" or "Gwyn will get a Pegasus from Helion first." or "We'll learn about Az and Gwyn's heritage before Lucien discovers his". If you're allowed to have those headcanons then why can't we have ours? And if the only way for Eluciens and Gwynriels to be friends is for us to put Az and Gwyn first at all times, to not try to point out why Elucien might be set up more than Gwynriel (just like you do for Gwynriel over Elucien / Elriel) while acknowledging that we could still be wrong then I guess we can't be friends. Disagreeing is not a crime. Putting our OTP first is not a crime. Saying "I think our pairing is ready first" is not a crime, especially when most of it is in response to the takes we're regularly forced to bear witness to. It's not antagonistic either. You know what is antagonistic? Saying "Az's book is definitely next and Eluciens are just going to have to wait longer". Saying "anyone who thinks Elain's book is next is delusional". Saying, "Elain is so boring and underdeveloped and that's our right to think so but you're a bad friend if you have anything negative to say about Az or Gwyn's character." "Elain is boring but Gwyn does not need more development, they're so wrong for saying that". Saying "we can have our headcanons but if you have yours then you're creating discord." Saying "Elucien's should be happy if Gwynriel is next because they still win, it still confirms their ship". Sending hate anons, gaslighting and spreading lies is the exact same bully behavior you claim to hate about E/riels yet some are turning around and doing it to "mutuals".

I'm an Elucien blog first and foremost. I love both Elain and Lucien. I see the potential of Gwynriel but am allowed to be a little salty at Az for the way he acts towards Lucien. I am allowed to want to see more for Gwyn's character outside of just being Nesta's best friend before feeling like I truly know all her layers. Saying that does not mean I hate her or am slandering her. Elain has been around since book 1, Gwyn was only around for SF, it is not abnormal for someone to feel more drawn to a character who they've been reading about for multiple books. I have many mutuals who comment under my posts and say "I see things differently" and we have healthy exchanges even with a difference of opinions, clearly I don't need every single person to agree with me. If you can't handle that and instead need to resort to telling lies about my posts and sending hate anons than you are the problem, you are the bully.

Wanting to claim Elucien's as friends just so you feel you have a bigger army against elriels while shitting on Elain then expecting us to show nothing but respect for your favorites? That's not a friendship we need.

[thatsafuckeduptale]

I said I was gonna go to sleep but apparently I am a liar and a fool

SO!!! Reader insert dating headcanons with my swap guys and my swapfell guys :) These are my personal AU interpretations !!! so don't get mad at me if they don't line up with common fandom lore.

You can see more of my guys here (for swap) and here (for swapfell)

Larimar (Swap Sans) is the type to realize immediately that he's in love. He isn't stupid and can fully pick up that his feelings towards you have changed, it's the confessing part that he has trouble with. He's still a Sans, so he still has SOME issues with dealing with feelings and how to process and speak them. He doesn't have a big planned out confession or an ultimate romantic date where he confesses. It just slips out during a domestic moment or while you two are having fun.

While I wouldn't say he has a fetish for humans, he does have an extreme interest in how humans work. This makes him especially touchy and also causes him to watch you do basic tasks with a dopey love struck grin. He's especially fascinated watching you eat, watching the muscles flex and work under the skin, if it creeps you out he'll try to stop but he still ends up staring a little.

Lars isn't really the jealous type. He's confident in you and the trust you both have so he isn't at all worried. He does, however, get possessive if somebody tries pushing your boundaries and what you're comfortable with. He was formerly the Captain of the Royal guard, so he does know how to be intimidating and demand respect (even if he doesn't use that skill often.)

You getting along with his brother is an absolute must!!! He is aware that his brother is... odd at times, and he doesn't really understand what questions are rude and what questions aren't, so you at the very least have to be able to be in the same space for a few hours without killing each other. If you get along with his brother that's even better!

Regardless of your height or weight he will 100% carry you around. He trained EXTREMELY HARD to be Captain and he sure as hell won't let his training go to waste! He'll carry you bridal style, fireman style, or even under his arm like a sack of potatoes.

Larimar's ideal date is an observatory! While stargazing is nice, an observatory tends to be a little more interactive.

Clay (Swap Papyrus) doesn't realize he has feelings until they're either pointed out or it hits him in the middle of another task. Once he realizes those feelings he reanalyzes every interaction you've ever had with him to pinpoint when it happened. He confesses casually, no flare or pizzazz. Hell you'd probably barely even notice it if it didn't come out of left field.

Clay is kind of weird when it comes to actually being in a relationship. While he's open with his emotions he's not exceptional at picking up yours. It's a relationship that involves a lot of communication about things that might upset you, you can't just huff around and expect him to know whats wrong or even pick up that you're upset because of him.

Clay isn't jealous at all, nor is he really possessive in any way. He'll step in if somebody is bothering you but its more in a casual "we may or may not be dating" way. He's not super into PDA either but holding hands or having his arm around your shoulders is fine, though he does have a preference for hand holding so he can feel the joints under your skin (he is 100% stimming).

He does want to have Lar's approval before the two of you can actually date, mainly because he knows Lar's is a good judge of character and while Clay believes he's a good judge it never hurts to have an extra pair of sockets looking out for him. You getting along with Lars is either the best case scenario or worse case scenario depending on how many puns and shitty jokes come out of it.

Clay actually really enjoys cuddling, especially if you lay on top of him. He isn't fragile so don't even worry about putting your full weight on him, you're just a really warm weighted blanket. You WILL relax and take a nap with him.

His ideal date is the Aquarium but specifically the underwater tunnels with seating, so you can both just watch the fish go by.

Charoite (Swapfell Sans) is the type to realize he has feelings, come to terms with it, and then ignore it. Hell he never actually confesses. He just wakes up one day and you're sharing a bed and a life together and he goes "Wait a fucking second." Big "do you like me" "we've been married for 10 years" energy in this guy.

Charon likes to make sure you're well fed and taken care of. He'll neglect his own health (often on accident) but he ensures both you and his younger brother are healthy. This ranges from making sure you have breakfast, lunch, and dinner, to reminding you to take a shower or a bath. He is extremely good at balancing greasy indulgent foods with healthy foods, so your meals are always enjoyable.

He's a little bit on the jealous side, though that can be attributed to his life underground, where having a defined romantic relationship often ended in tragedy unless you both were powerful. He tries not to let the jealousy win over reason, but if somebody ignores your boundaries even once they are on his shit list. Possessive as fuck when somebody is trying to flirt with you.

While he loves his brother, he is fully aware that his brother would probably remain uncomfortable around you for a long while. Charon uses his own judgement to decide if you're someone to keep and can get along with his brother or if he should cut his losses as soon as possible. If you do end up getting along he is over the moon.

Charoite loves affection, but any kisses on his face should only be given to the side of his face he actually has feeling on. While he understands the empathetic need to kiss his scars, he'd prefer the kisses be somewhere he can feel them. He also adores nuzzling into you at any possible moment, reputation be damned.

His ideal date is stargazing with a picnic. He's used to constantly being stressed and on the go so something relaxing and low energy is fantastic.

Rust (Swapfell Papyrus) is the type to be afraid to realize and commit to his own feelings. Once he accepts them, however, he'll confess in an extremely romantic way. He's anxious and might be shaking a little while doing it, but he wants to do it properly.

Rust is more of a landscape and environmental artist, but started branching out when he arrived on the surface. He often draws your face specifically in an attempt to get past his face blindness and commit you to memory. It hasn't worked so far, but he's hoping it will someday. Regardless of his ability to remember your face, he has your scent memorized to SOUL.

Rust is absolutely on the jealous side. He's always been an outlier Underground in that he was more passive so once he has something important in his claws he's not letting go. He still tries to keep it under control, but if he even smells the slightest romantic intent from somebody else towards you he'll get possessive. He does try to keep that under control as well, but half of the humans that approach you that way smell absolutely foul and he just can't help himself from resource guarding.

He absolutely wants his brothers approval when it comes to dating you, but is also willing to argue with him. He trusts his brother's judgement but is also well aware of the fact Charoite doesn't trust easily or willingly. It'll be a long long string of awkward family dinners before things relax.

Rus HATES PDA. It makes him extremely anxious and it makes him feel like literally everybody is staring, though this is a bonus when he's feeling possessive. In private he's practically glued to you, hanging off you or playing with your hair or clothes. He is touch starved and even just sitting next to you on the couch makes him happy.

His ideal date is going to the beach or a lake, where he can draw both the scenery and you.

[nightscythe]

i am crawling on hand and foot, scratching at the door, mewling and whining and begging you to PLEASE WRITE THE MOURNIVAL KINK HEADCANON

sorry for making you wait ◡̈

i try to make these g/n but one implies you can lactate. wink.

nsfw 18+ of course!! a whole load of other astartes coming up soon. if you're not into it, don't read it, as usual.

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abbadon: dacryphilia. he never wanted to see you cry. he'd have done anything to protect you and keep you from harm, being so precious to him. yet, when you were lying beneath him, when his entire being consumed you, he couldn't help but enjoy the way you cried for him. he brings his thumb to your cheek, swiping away your tears that covered your pretty skin. it's okay, he'd tell you, worried at first he'd done something wrong. when you shake your head, beg him to carry on, to fuck you harder, to feel more of him, he'd feel himself twitch inside you. he had to make sure. you're crying because... of how good i make you feel? his ego would never recover. he'd make a silent competition with himself, knowing each time he had you, he wanted to see you cry, whimper, sob over him. he'd make it his goal to overwhelm you, make you feel so good it hurts. maybe he likes being praised in that way, knowing you really can't hold yourself back. either way, he thinks you're so pretty with your lashes wet, eyes glassy, and body exhausted - and he'd do just about anything to see it.

aximand: lactophilia. his fingers were twitching at his side. he hated himself for the thoughts he had. oh how badly he wanted to take your nipple into his mouth, have his warm lips wrap around the bud and suck. he hates it. but his hands still pawed at your waist as you approached him, his breath shuddering as offer your chest to him. he turns his head, yet steals another glance. hates it. he doesn't move as you lean into him, guide the back of his head down to your chest gently. you tell him it's okay, he can take what he wants. he still hates it. I can't... he'd tell you, his voice barely breaking a whisper. he tries to ignore the ache, tries to resist your temptation, but its all futile. just a taste, he'd tell you, latching onto your nipple, his hand on your back to hold you closer to him as his mouth caressed your full breast. he shouldn't want to have you riding his cock as he did this. he shouldn't want this all to himself. yet, as he presses his forehead against your chest for the shortest break, sinks his other hand into your hips to hold you steady as his groans, he still hates himself, but he'd never be able to live without this.

torgaddon: crurophilia. you'd been laying on your stomach, your legs fully bare. he'd never really been able to resist you, but he always found your legs incredibly beautiful. he'd run his fingers up your calves to your thighs, he'd press his lips the whole way up them too, he'd leave bruises across them, he'd sink his teeth into your soft flesh whenever he lost the smallest bit of attention. at first he'd turned you over, used his mouth to please you and pushed your thighs around his head, wanting to feel you tremble, wanting you to squeeze your thighs against him as you chase your high. feel your calf drag press against his back so you could have more of him in your most sensitive areas. but when he looked up to you, and caught your eyes, he'd stopped. i need to feel them, he'd tell you, unlacing your fingers from the bedsheets, kissing you roughly as he turned you back over. been thinking about doing this for a while, sweetheart. usually it was enough to have your legs around his waist or over his shoulders. wonder how it would feel to fuck those beautiful thighs, he'd say outloud, amused by how quickly you'd tense beneath him.

loken: authority. he strove to be better. to be the best even. it consumed him, sometimes, just as it was when he reached gently for you. i want... his hesitant words were so uncommon for someone in his position, but when you encouraged him to continue, he'd find the strength to admit his biggest secret to you. i need to be good for you. he wanted you to teach him to be everything you needed. he wanted you to hum in approval with everything you liked that he did, or deny him if he ever put a foot wrong. i'll do better next time, he'd promise you, his own mind going crazy over the thought of letting you down. his most favourite thing was when you told him no. he'd never beg you for more, he'd never demand what he wasn't rewarded with. he'd be patient, he'd sit with the desperate ache of having you tell him to be good, to wait. because it contradicted him so perfectly, didn't it? no one would ever know how desperate he was to have you say how well he did. that he needed to have you stroke his hair softly and let him lay his head on your chest. that a single word of praise could break him mentally and make you entirely his.

[yuurivoice]

what do you think about the boys in the context of the state of the world? From what I've seen, you're a very reasonable and kind person, so I doubt they'd be on the wrong side of history. Do you see your creations as an act of protest in itself? Your characters are very unapologetically themselves, and youve tackled a lot of hard topics in very tasteful ways! a lot of ASMR artists(is that the right term?) seem to follow a lot of more toxic trends and roles for their characters, mostly pertaining to the prevalence of toxic masculinity. Your stories are the direct opposite of that, and I just think it's a really nice change in pace! All the love, happy early bday!

I feel like Evalas and the associated content will be a pretty loud answer for this, so I'll not go too in depth, but uh yeah I think they'd probably be pissed off right now. Because I am. 😂

Not that they're a bunch of saints. I just think you don't have to be pristine to recognize injustice, betrayal, and wickedness.

I have never been a "this is a space for escapism so I won't denounce evil ppl because what if evil ppl are giving me money" type of creator. I think my work makes some pretty clear statements about love and acceptance that in theory (unfortunately not always in practice) should go hand in hand with those opposed to vile bullshit.

For me, all art is political, and to strip the thing you make of any critique, inspiration, or experience is to simply strip the soul from the collection of noises and shapes you make.

I won't like...headcanon my way through how each character might feel in today's current events, but I know for sure they'd feel shame and embarrassment. I just recently traveled out of country for the first time in a long time and it really helps to get that outside perspective and see how varied and different other places are.

I'll spare you the rant I deleted that followed that, but essentially I wanted to stress that what is happening right now in America is not normal and should alarm everyone. Not to fear monger, but to look you in the eyes and say yes you are seeing what you are seeing. They are doing what they're doing. We are unfortunately standing at the precipice of great and terrifying change, and the best thing I can think to do right now is to tell anyone and everyone who will listen that they have been lied to. They have tested our complacency again and again, and if we just let it happen, I fear we cannot unfuck this.

Under no circumstances should the richest man in the world be holding court in the oval office or be granted executive oversight of government institutions. From the dawn of time we have told stories about corruption and wickedness. Cautionary tales of good versus evil are inherent to humanity.

If we can no longer recognize these things for what they are, we are well and truly lost. And that is a remarkable tragedy. In time, history will wonder how this could have happened...or we will rally, and turn back the tide. There are people who have been deceived, and we are at a point where we can't take a victory lap or be petty. Being right doesn't mean shit when there's this much at stake.

Maybe this sounds overblown to you. Dramatic. I wish it was the case, but this isn't like last time. At all. So don't put your head in the sand and hide. Have conversations. Share your concerns. Don't shut yourself in. Don't let the emotionally charged debate topics distract from the plain and obvious. Evil shit is happening and the structures in place to protect us are being dismantled for the gain of the most powerful people in the world. Fuck whatever hot button politicized bullshit your drunk uncle won't shut the fuck up about, when did he sign off on licking Putin's boots? Have that conversation instead of indulging in the bullshit and maybe we can win back some folks who've fallen into the nonsense vortex of podcast topics to get upset about. That's step one.

Well I spared you one rant and offered up another. Oops. 😂

I don't want to leave you with doom and gloom so I'll say this. Humanity can be very cold and calloused. Through our history we've done really fucked up shit, and turned a blind eye when things shouldn't sit right in your soul. I believe that if you carry the torch of hope and love you can ignite that in others. We are capable of incredible feats of love, just like we are hate, and if we can set aside our anger and bitterness long enough to reignite hope among our families and communities...we win. Those hearts are not out of reach. I won't believe we live in a world where hate cannot be overcome with love and compassion.

If you've been failed by those who should stand by you, support you, and love you, I beg you to not let your heart grow cold. There is so much more to hope for than that brokenness. Don't be overcome with fear and anger, but wield it as righteous passion and find your voice.

Whew. That's a proper yap session. You'd never guess most folks just wanna hear me moan. 😂

[shut-up-danny-kun]

I've read hundreds of Star Trek TOS fics by now and it never ceases to amuse me how many different ways there are to fuck up Spock's characterization...now hold on just a minute - this post has a more interesting point than “fanfic writers stupid”, I promise you.

Every time, it's a spin on the massacre wheel. It's kind of amazing. Will he be overly emotional to the point where he's not himself anymore? Will he be so cold it's unpleasant and kind of hard to understand how he's lived to this point? Will he be extremely horny for no good reason? Will he speak in a way that sounds complety wrong?

I chuckle and shake my head. Of course, I KNOW what Spock is like, and MY interpretation of him is the most perfect and correct one. Obviously. He's just a very nuanced character, formed by many people in an unconventional way, with traits that seem to contradict each other at first but ultimately form a rich and unique character that so many people fell in love with specifically because he's so complicated...

Or...is he?

Let's entertain the idea that there isn't one correct interpretation of Spock, that all of these messy bits of characterization are not part of a bigger picture, but...just what they are: a product of many people with starkly different visions, working on a show that refuses to properly develop its characters. What then? Well, then Spock is a Rorschach test. Each viewer connects the random dots in their own way, and ignores the ones they don't like.

Let's use an example: me! In my interpretation of Spock (the most correct one, of course) he is, first of all, gay and on the asexual spectrum, reserved, largely uninterested in casual flirting or sex. When he is interested in the aforementioned things, he tends to be quite ashamed of it.

Makes sense, right? I can show you plenty of evidence for why that could be true. However, in the beginning of the first bloody season, Uhura sings a song about how Spock is actually kind of a heartthrob who likes to drive women insane with how hot he is, and Spock smiles. He smiles at her, as if agreeing and being very amused by all this! This interaction goes against pretty much everything I think about Spock. So what do I do? I explain it away in the most bizzare fucking way possible. See, Uhura and Spock are friends (there is no evidence for this), and Uhura knows everything I've just told you about him (through telepathy I guess? Not like he'd ever tell her!) and she's just trolling him (why would she do that? That is NOTHING like Uhura!). I need to do some Olympics-level mental gymnastics here, the opposite of Occam's razor.

“But Danny,” I hear you say, “it's just the start of the show! They hadn't figured out his character yet!”

To which I say: you can say that about anything! You can blame it all on a bad writer for that episode, and ignore virtually any scene that doesn't jive with your headcanons. It's there, and I can't ignore it.

So...how am I different from the people that want Spock to be thar heartthrob Uhura is singing about? That evidence is as much a part of canon as my favorite lines. Well, I'm not any different, that's the thing. And all those writers I complained about also have a point.

It's kind of a nihilistic take, I know, but maybe the reason Spock is such a cultural icon is because he is...whatever you want him to be: just concrete enough to spur on your imagination, yet vague and contradictory enough to let your brain fill in the gaps.

Don't get me wrong: I absolutely do not believe in this. In my mind, it just so happens that I'm one of the, like, 5 people ever who truly understood Spock (and one of them is Jim Kirk himself). But I still think it's something worth thinking about next time you're mad at a fic.

[just-lavish]

Hiii!!! Could I get some headcanons for a yandere lukas (MCSM) with an adventurer s/o (gender neutral)? XOXO<3

[Answer: Gasp :D! Here ya go, you deserves this! 💗]

Warning: Stalking, obssessive, possessive, and instrusive thoughts

↬[Minecraft Story Mode (MCSM) Video Game ⚔ Romantic & Slight Angst 💕 Headcanons 🧠]

Pairing: ✸Yandere! Lukas x Adventurer! Gn Reader✸

"Just...hurry, okay? I don't like worrying about you."

"My Heart is Full of You."

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📖 ["Fool me, fool me"~♡] Lukas is absolutely obsessed to wrote down every single detail about you into his personal journal titled: [Name], my amazing adventurer lover. Inside that book contains = perfect pictures of you that he secretly take, drawing scetches of you when you are not with him, every single word you spoke to him, your personal information, and many more.

♥️ ["Say that you love me!~♡] Meh, "darling/sweetheart" sounds too cliche and simple in his opinion. The archer rather using the love nickname for you is: "My Target."

✒ ["Pretend that you love me"~♡] Every now and then, the boy with prince charming appearance cannot help himself but get delusional while writing fairytale au fanfictions about you and him. Falling deeper into the fantasies of you being his significant other, forever and ever.

🦋 Lukas feels butterflies in his stomach when you see him getting injured and you immediately taking care of his wounds. Maybe he should accidentally hurt himself more often to be closer to you.

🔪 Remember that Lukas has spoken about the Blaze Rods' punishment: "Yeah. Hopefully they dig a deep hole, bury them in it, surround it with lava and..." Yeah, he really means it. After all, by the time the Ocelots gang ended, those three really have the guts to mock Lukas feelings for falling in love with you. How dare they? Lukas definitely wished he could murder his old and fake friends without anyone suspecting that he is the one responsible for their death. He will, one way or another. *There is a perchance that Ivor helps him*

🌻 Of course this delulu Blond Guy staring DEEPLY into your soul with his ocean eyes, filled with uncontrollable admiration and lovestruck. Especially watching you sleep peacefully next to him makes his heart flutter, wondering if you are dreaming about him.

🎯 Lukas suddenly puts his jacket on you when someone gets near you so that person take a hint that you are his.

🏹 [Dear, I feel we're facing a problem!~♡] Unfortunately, this Ocelot Boy cannot think clearly when you went missing out of nowhere for private quests or gone into wild adventures without him for days. No, it felt like an eternity that Lukas has not seen you. Even though Lukas knows you are capable of taking care of yourself just fine, he cannot stay calm by the negativity scenarious could happen to you went through his mind. What if you get hurt? Or worse?!

🗺 [I can't care 'bout anything but you!~♡] If you did not tag Lukas along the wide journey, there are two avaiable forceable options to do:

《A.》 "Honey, I'm home!" He breaks inside your house and thinks the phrase 'makes himself at home' into a whole new level. He reads all the books on the dusty shelves, cleans your house like a malewife, take a thing or two of your belongings that you will not notice it has gone when you have returned, and...sniffing your clothes.

《B.》 "You're not going out without me." He is stalking you from afar while doing his best not getting caught, unless it is a distress situation and have to protect you in an instant. He is the one why there are no more monsters at night around you.

📍 He is actually feel ashamed for doing such 'weird' things. It's so wrong, it's creepy. Although, you are like an addictive drug to him that he cannot take a restraint of himself.

⇨ “Every second I am not able to spend time with you is a wasted second.”

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Lovefool - The Cardigans

"Just say that you need me Love me, love me Say that you love me Leave me leave me Just say that you need me I can't care 'bout anything but you!"

[fanon-elio]

Hi, thank you for answering my question.

As for begin late it's completely alright, we all humans and we have things to do with IRL stuff so you have nothing to be worried about, take as much time as you need and please don't push yourself 🫶

As for my request i want to request platonic HC or one-shot (choose which do you want) about Lycaon and teenage daughter reader (wolf therin like her dad).

Plot: the father and daughter are having a personality like "Ozzy & heather" from the movie "Over the headge" where Lycaon is doing things and take his job as an attendant pretty seriously and Reader is SO DONE with him. They're the comical duo in the Victorian housekeeping 🤭

It's like the "camellia golden week" where Lycaon felt embarrassed about missing one word when he tried to lip-reading 🤭 if reader was there she would be like "seriously dad? It's just one word, come on don't be dramatic!!"

But deep down she loves her silly dad and admire him.

Am so sorry for the long request, and if you feel you can't or don't want to write it then it's completely okay, have a great day!✨

Thank you so much for your understanding!

I did combine a bit of headcanons, and a bit of one shot. I hope I did your vision justice.

•°○Headcanons about Lycaon with his Daughter reader○°•

Tag: Green Letter (Sfw)

First and foremost. You and him literally look so alike, it's almost uncanny. People look at you two and instantly know "oh yeah. These two are related." Everything from the fluffy ears and tail, down to the Black highlights. You look like a miniature version of him.

Both of your daily schedule is perfectly planned. Both of you drag yourselfs out of bed get up in the morning, eat breakfast, brush your teeth, and get ready to go to school/work.

Also the way both of you boop noses as a way to say goodbye is just so.. *repeadetly slamms hand on desk in delight*

Lycaon strikes me as a strict, but loving father. He is very patient with you, and would only raise his voice at you if you really fucked up. Less out of Anger or dissapointment, and more out of concern for you. And yet he'd make sure to always tell you that he loved you regardless because he doesn't want neither of you to go to bed with negative vibes.

Even though he does expect certain standards from you, he also knows not to 'clip a flower before it can bloom.' He gives you the room you need to find yourself, instead of smothering you with his expectations.

He's 100% the type of dad who'll sit you down after finding out about a bad grade, and ask you if something was wrong, if something is bothering you, or if you need help with anything.

So he helps you study for exams, and you help him out with the business over summer break, and only over summer break. It's something he never understood about Ellen and Corin, as to why both of them would choose to work in their leisure time despite already having to juggle school.

Speaking of Victoria housekeeping. You definetly get along with all of his Coworkers. You and Ellen are besties, all the while you take on some sort of big sister role for Corin. Rina and You are menaces and no one can convince me otherwise. "Everyone, please be on your best behaviour" Your dad says, mainly looking at You, Ellen and Rina.

You are definetly not as organized as your dad, let's get that right. You're the silly one who lightens the mood and cracks jokes. But remembering which fork is for what, and what cuttlery goes where? Those are facts that your long term memory chooses to reject no matter how many times your father reminds you "y/n, how many times have I told you-" yaddah yaddah.

Despite that you still very much look up to your dad, you think he's cool and a badass! Even though he can be awfully corny, and a total overthinker sometimes. Especially when he thinks that he had once again embarassed himself in some way.

Lycaon takes a sip from his tea, a frown on his face that is clear for everyone to see. "What's happened to you?" You ask him, and he exhales a short sigh "earlier I've embarassed myself while I was on a meeting with Master Proxy about Hollow C41" he tells you, and you questioningly raised your eyebrows

"So I've decieded to take Lip reading classes every two weeks from now on" he tells you, which made you choke on your tea "Dad, there is no need to do all that" you say through caughs.

He putts his cup down, a questioning look on his face "you think so?" He asks, and you give him a thumbs up in agreement "Lip reading classes seem... awfully out there you know?" He nodds

"however, I feel like Sign language courses would be much more beneficial don't you agree?"

Just like your father, your own fur is also always perfectly groomed. Grooming eachother is something normal yet intimate for thirens, it is reserved exclusively for family. A lot of the times you help eachother to keep eachothers fur spotless.

The bristles of the brush in Lycaon's hand carefully run through the fur of your tail.

You yourself were enjoying the sensation when a chuckle caught your attention "Oh father dearest, won't you share with your daughter what's so funny?" You ask, Lycaon playfully rolled his eyes "certainly, shakespear.

I just thought how funny it is how much you enjoy me brushing you even though you dreaded it when you were younger" he says, a small giggle coming from you "hmmm sorry, I don't recall that" you tell him "the bite marks on my hand sure do" he retords "oh come on, that was cobbing!" You defend, making him chuckle again "last time I checked, cobbing doesn't draw blood."

A small silence settles between you two, as you cross your arms in front of your chest, and sigh "fine, point taken."

Lycaon has a few rules that are never to be broken. You jokingly call them his 'Ten commandments.' From the run of the mill stuff like: No Alcohol, Drugs, gambling or skipping school, other rules include:

Always staying in contact with him

Under no circumstances going in hollows!

Asking before taking his car (only if you have a license ofc)

Carrying pepper spray when going outside

Not getting in a car with strangers

And last but not least: Stay away from boys (added note with: "I'm serious Y/n" behind it)

Lycaon tries not to be a helicopter parent, but you are his little girl, and nothing will ever change that. It's very well described with: "I'm not your little girl anymore, look at me, I'm practically an Adult" while all he sees is you as a small child still carrying your stuffed animals around with you wherever you went.

Sometimes he fears you'll feel ashamed for him, with him being an amputee and all. But you always make sure to reassure him about his insecurities, telling him he's the best dad ever, and it never fails to ease his nerves.

Lycaon doesn't force you to do anything you don't like. He has no issue if you don't want to take over the family business, he wants you to find something that you can pour your heart and soul into. However, the only thing he did force you to take were self defense classes.

In reality he dreads the idea of his past catching up with him, with you ending up in the crossfire. It's what robbs him of his sleep sometimes. But rest assured your dad will 1000% commit murder for you if he has to.

Other things both of you have in common include:

1. Both of you hate the dentist, and syringes. (No seriously, ya'll hate them.)

2. Both of you drink your tea the exact same way.

3. Both of you like the same snacks, so it's always a fight to get some before the other.

4. You watch your netflix series with him, and funnily enough, he get's very invested in them.

Both of you made the mistake of watching Riverdale once, and it turned into a running gag amongst you.

Whenever one of you had a weird day you'd say "Today was a Riverdale kinda day."

Over all: Lycaon is definetly a great dad, and would set heaven and hell into motion for you.

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You nervously tap your foot on the ground, your ears flicked as the surrounding silence was only broken by the tooting sound of your phone.

"Come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up" you say quietly, and glance at your watch. "Yes? Y/n?" The voice of your father came from the phone, and your ears perked up

"Heeeeey! I love you soooo much, can I have 2500 dennies?" You ask quietly, Lycaon falling silent on the other side of the line "what..? No. What do you need 2500 dennies for?" He asked clearly confused "oh you know, for an escape room?" You tell him, the line once again growing silent, and for a moment you feared he had hung up on you.

"You're joking right? What kind of escape room costs 2500 dennies?" He asked, and you press your ears flat to your head "uhm.... jail...." you speak, you swallowed thickly while you felt you heart drumming in your chest.

"Dad?" You ask, trying to get an answer from him "daddy? Papa?" But the only respons you get is a loud sigh "I'll be there in 10, dumbass" he replies before hanging up.

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I hope you enjoyed!

I once again want to thank you all for your patience, I have to work a lot of overtime currently.

But soon enough I'll be able to upload in a timely manner again.

-Elio

[matchadobo]

KIDD; wedding headcanons

warning/s: partial nsfw but no occurrence of the actual thing, super fluff i died and alived

i'll fix the formatting lateeeerr >:) red ones are individual bullets while white ones are subheadings of the previous red one (hope that makes sense)

* when you bring the question to him he'll be like:

* "me? you wanna marry me?" he'd point to himself.

* "yes, silly! who else?!"

* "i-i mean," he'll instantly become red and start fumbling over his words. "i-i was supposed to pop the damn question out..."

* you best bet it'll be a full blown steampunk wedding! he'd want it to be in the victoria but it's also fine with him if you'd want a beach or garden wedding so long as the theme stays. this i what i think he'll be wearing, the aesthetic of the event, and what your gown'll be.

* during preparations, he'd mostly leave it up to you so long as you follow his color palette: red and blacks. but when it comes to foods, he'd be keen on having an attendance while you taste test and choose out stuff.

his and your fits

* before your wedding day, he'd be soooo anxious. i have this thought that when you two are individually out on your bachelor/ette parties, he'd be calling you by the end of it just cuz he can't sleep.

* "it's pretty late, kidd. did your party just finished?"

* "yeah, every one's knocked out of their damn minds. and apparently, i can't fuckin' sleep."

* "hmm, nervous?"

* "like the fuck i am." he'd try to deny it but eventually give in. "i wanna see you before i sleep."

* "but you know the superstition-"

* "fuck that shi-"

* "no! i don't want any bad luck!"

* "luck? baby, we defy all odds, don't we?"

* he'd insist but you'll also insist. so he just settled on an overnight call where you two slept in.

* during the wedding day, you two'll be tired as fuck because the only sleep you guys got was 2-3 hours because of talking and comforting each other until 5 😭. while getting ready, kidd will be more impatient and irritated than usual. but it's just due to the combination of weariness and anxiety. mostly anxiety. he never felt this anxious when it comes to you, he'd always be confident about how you two felt about each other. but right now, all he thinks if he's sure or not. if you're sure with him. eustass kidd never doubts, but he feels so deeply for you he'd never want to hurt you and that brings him to a wall. the people involve with him that day had a hard time working with him because his attitude is extraaa mean 😔

* but when he sees you at the end of the aisle as you donned a dress that looked way too good on you it was insane to him, all his worries left his body through a tear that cascaded down his eye.

* "you crying?" killer nudged kidd, noticing the taller to reach over his breast pocket to fish out the hanky.

* "shut up, you ain't the one doing the marryin'."

* i imagine his vows to reflect the kind of person he is, passionate and brute about it. he'll be soooo poetic it'd surprise you.

* "where do i even start fuck-" you'd giggle along with the audience. "i do lotsa damn declarations but this is makin' me shy, jeez."

* "name," he'd sheepishly look at you. "you are my dream and i honestly curse the seas that i'd only found you nos and not at the time i needed you the most. and now i, for the life of me, can't imagine how i'd live without you."

* "i, eustass kid, will put hands on anyone who mess with my wife, if those fuckers think they're so big, well so am i, aye?! if she cries i'll cry with her, and trust me when i say i will kill any bastard who dares do her wrong, because that's my wife, they better not look at her cuz she's taken, she's mine. got it?"

* "you've learned to love me, an insufferable asshole, in ways i never thought possible. you've seen the worst and the best, the weak and the strong, the ugly and somehow the pretty in me. you make me a better man."

* "you conquered all my fears, seized my pride, and built my strength. you are the reason i became the way i am today. you crawled your way in 'ere and took control over my heart, you little monster."

* "from the start, i haven't exactly been kind to you. i mean, i've been rude, and disrespectful; but you grew on me, you were patient and measured up to my irritated ass... so much that I don't know what happened, you really snuck up on me... so may you forgive me my past dumb mistakes. because even if I am stupid and mean, and I may not show my love properly, I love you and will do anything to give you what you fuckin' deserve. you know that."

* "name is a great woman, one who stands and always fights for what she wants, and I want the honor of being your husband. we'll conquer anything, yeah?"

* "okay i'm very fucking embrassed now so i'll just come out and say it... I need to marry you, not because I love you, not because I like you, but because I have to to... yeah, I said it, I don't like you or love you, i need you in my fucking life."

* man he'd end up crying while saying them. but his voice wouldn't waver, it's eustass kidd come ooooon

* he'd be dramatic and give you the bridal kiss where you kind of hang mid air and he supports your back.

* reception would be firrrreee it'd be an absolute rave! you'd have your wedding dress be modified where you can discard the tulle or some shit to make the dress shorter.

* your guests and dearest friends each made a speech about your craziness with each other

* "kidd was so damn insane for this girl. one time, he asked me if he should get her an otter or dung beetle as a christmas present. bro doesn't even celebrate christmas until she came along!"

* "kidd stood out as one of name's partners, he was the first jackass she fell for that was actually a keeper."

* "i'm telling you, kidd became so self-conscious when he met name! he started worrying if his lipstick was the right shade or if his eyeliner looked neat!"

* "what confuses me was whenever they talked to me about each other, the word 'i hate' always comes first and them being whipped follows after. it was annoying."

* drinking games come after, trivias about the couple and between you two after. and as expected, it was competitive because neither of you wanted to lose and give way 🤣. kidd as a man, will never go easy and let you win tho. he respects you like that.

* but what prompted me to make this hc is the wedding garter tradition 🫦. this will be his favorite part. he'd be very extra tho,

* he'll take off his suit jacket and roll up his sleeves when you two are in front for the act.

* he'd maintain reaaaally strong eye contact and will be feeling himself while you burn red and start fanning yourself from laughing or actually feeling flustered under his gaze.

* he'd get under your dress, have a long whiff of that 🐱 and his breath'll tickle you bc he nasty like that, lick your thigh a little, give the flesh on your hips a squeeze, and drag the garter off with his teeth very very languidly

* he'll be very pouty when it's time to give it to the bestman tho

* then the actual rave comesss! blasting music and lights at the victoria, it didn't seem like a wedding reception. but you and kidd were in the center of it all, dancing with each other the same way you two met in a bar.

* "wanna get out of here?" he whispered with his hands on your hips, bending down to your ear due to the deafening beats.

* "hmm, ain't this familiar?" you giggled.

* "aye. this is the part where you come with me and we kiss at the back."

* "eh? that's different from what i remember. your mean ass was angry at me for stepping on your shoe." you poked at his nose while he laughed subtly.

* "shh shh, we both know how bad that ended. bar got fucked up real good." you two broke out in laughter, reminiscing at old times.

* kidd would inevitably drag you to his quarters, man's hungrryyyyy

* he'd be so desperate to take off your clothes, with how beautiful you look today and how he was deprived of you for a couple of nights

* you'd leave the deck making out, walkign sideways, backwards, u name it

* "it'd be pretty weird if the bride and groom's gone on their reception, right?" you broke out of the kiss.

* "and we don't give a shit about it, don't we?" he'd grin, tugging at your lips

* aaaand stuff thst happens in the honeymoon happened 😏

been in the works foR WAY TOO LONG

[epickiya722]

Quit throwing your pointless headcanons, you're not Gege Akutami, he made YutaMaki Canon. End of discussion, you and your shipping fandom are the worst, ignoring Canon stuff for the sake of stupid ships, NO ONE in Gege's work is gay, those are just sick and stupid headcanons, if you all are so pressed about making up stuff that you claim Gege making, show the proof. Show the proof where it says he stated everyone are gay come on. I dare you

Anon, come here. Come give me a hug, okay? You seem like you need it. Are you having a bad day or something? It's okay, we all have our bad days.

Now, Anon, if you saw my headcanons "pointless", why didn't you just ignore them?

You called me "pressed" but I'm not the one sending a raging message in someone's inbox over, what did you say, headcanons. Anon, I'm very disappointed in you, honestly.

You demand of me to show "proof" for my headcanons, but why? I genuinely don't understand why should I do that. They're headcanons, right? Based on feeling and interests, right? Why do I need evidence for feelings?

Now, I feel like it's only fair that you show me how that ship is canon. Maybe I read the wrong manga, but I didn't see them kiss or anything. Maki didn't even get mentioned in any of the epilogues that I can recall.

"Ignoring canon stuff for the sake of your stupid ships". Actually, Anon, a lot of why people ship is because of canon material. People ain't shipping NobaMaki out of nowhere. In canon, we literally have Maki and Nobara having that cute scene back in season 1. ShokoHime are freaking drinking buddies and are always happy to see each other. I could go all day about the canon stuff between ItaFushi and don't get me started on SatoSugu. Do not get me started!

Seriously, Anon, what could have I possibly have done to you to attack me? Rather aggressive, you know. It's actions like that is why shipping culture ain't getting better.

Think, Anon, think!

Which is worse? Someone posting their headcanons that could easily be ignored and scrolled past? Or someone sending angry messages to someone's inbox over said headcanons that again can be easily ignored?

I don't know about you, but I'm choosing the latter.

I'm guessing, just a guess now, you're one of those Yuta/Maki shippers who get mad that not everyone ships them, right? If like people should only stick to "canon" because "it's what's right, no gay"! On the side, maybe only acknowledges that "Maki loves Yuta and she's only meant to be his wife" and sees her as such and not the great female character she is? Hm?

In your spare time you purposely scroll through the tags of ships you "hate" to target people because maybe you're bored, want to start a little chaos? Feeling miserable that not everyone cares about your ship?

Again, just a guess.

I'm still trying to figure why you came at me all hostile. Like if your ship is "canon" you shouldn't feel threatened by anything I post about my ship. You "won", right? Why are you wasting time here and not celebrating? You can't allow me to suffer in sadness, oh woe is me, Gege didn't make my ship canon? By the way, that's sarcasm.

Unlike you, I'm not angry over people shipping whatever is canon and not canon. I'm rather more interested in posting about my ships. Rather be happy than angry. Try it, Anon. No, I am serious. I think of you stop worrying about what other people ship, you'll be genuinely happier.

Anyways, I hope you have a nice day! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

[sokkastyles]

I have a question, I know we know that shipping does not equal morality. And I get that, and I really like that. However, on my other blog, that should have been my main blog (yes I am that dumb). I have talked about Aang's non-consensual and criticized how Kataang is written, however, if you ship Kataang I won't come for your throat because that's not my style. I know the few misogynists/antis on here and on Twitter, and I don't want to let a few bad apples be my impression of a fandom, that's not fair, So now I'm side-eyeing myself over my past remarks. Likewise, I know shipping is not equal to morality, but I also want to criticize Kataang because of how flawed it is and how wrong that kiss was (and other things). I have no idea what I'm saying because at this point I'm rambling. What do you think?

Well, there is a difference between criticizing a ship and criticizing canon. I don't honestly care what people ship. I use the antikataang tag because I don't want to argue with people who do ship it, but that doesn't mean I won't be critical of what is in the show. I think expecting people not to engage critically with media is absolute nonsense. But there is a difference between engaging critically with the actual media and criticizing people's fanon or headcanons, which is where you get away from critically engaging with canon and move into the area of criticizing other people's opinions, which is how arguments start.

Like, there isn't really any actual concrete argument you can make to criticize zutara, because zutara does not exist in canon. It's all fanon and headcanons and speculation. And criticizing other people's opinions just makes you look like a dick.

You also have to take into account the intention behind something. The thing about the way Katara's relationship with Aang is presented is that we're supposed to root for Aang to get Katara, and every obstacle towards that end is just there to create dramatic tension for the male point of audience identification. That's the real problem with the noncon kiss, and people who are critical of it are right to point it out.

In contrast, when I say shipping isn't morality, I'm talking about people who write, let's say, dubcon zutara fics. Fanfiction as a genre is largely female-centered fantasy. Yes, even those lurid fics you're thinking of. People write and read these fics for completely different reasons and have completely different expectations than when watching a series like ATLA. Trying to say that someone can't criticize the way the show presents Aang kissing Katara after she said she was confused as a mistake to be glossed over (that is forgotten as soon as it happens) because they also happen to like reading darkfic is nonsense. There's also a long history of women's interests being policed that informs my views here, vs the fact that consent has only fairly recently become a conversation in mainstream media. You have only to look at the way the show itself portrays Katara having interests (especially in boys) outside of Aang as dark and dangerous to see this happening in ATLA itself. Or the way the creators got away with saying that zutara shippers are doomed to end up in abusive relationships while painting Aang as a typical Nice Guy stereotype who expects Katara to magically become his girlfriend (and gets angry when she doesn't) and seeing nothing wrong with it.

The thing is that zutara, if we look at the way it's written in canon as a metaphor for a romantic relationship, follows the same tradition of how fanfiction has historically existed as an exploration of romantic and sexual dynamics. Those conversations about consent are actually happening and being explored in fanfiction, even the dark stuff, whereas relationships that are presented as "wholesome" often push us to NOT have those conversations. So when I say shipping isn't morality, what I actually mean is that noncanon shipping and darkfic actually has more of a moral leg to stand on than uncritically engaging with relationships on the grounds that Aang is the hero so his goodness and worthiness to get the girl should just be assumed. Zuko has to work for his right to be in a relationship with Katara because he didn't start out from a place of goodness, and that, on its own, is very female centered because instead of starting out from the perspective of the male hero deserving a relationship by virtue of being the hero, we see the idea that a man has to work to gain a woman's respect and affection.

So it's not so much that I hate KA, but I hate the idea that we should engage in it uncritically. And that would be true even if it really was the most wholesome relationship in the world. The same thing cannot be true of zutara because even the darkest of darkfic are about women centering themselves in the narrative and engaging with power dynamics in ways that are subverting patriarchal norms about relationships by definition.

[kissedbyaphrodite]

Some of y'all are just wrong when making hedcanons

I can't believe my posts are becoming rants and rants, but some of y'all deserve rants and rants.

So, recently I saw a post here (Won't tag the OP, or say who it was, because I am not that much of a bitch.) caiming that "The batfam is amazing at drawing humans realistically, because they've been trained to do so. While Damian is bad at it, because all his drawings have an Anime-like feature to them."

Now, to be the friend that is too woke, and to connect to my posts of the racism in DC fandom and just DC overall when it comes to Damian. I first wanna talk about how some of y'all headcanon him not to make him more interesting, but instead to wash down his skills and overall storyline as a character. Whether it is by Headcanoning someone as better than him in a skill of his which has been praised as amazing, or by taking a skill/struggle of his and giving it to a different character. A great friend of mine said this and I agree wholeheartedly:

Damian: I want to be Robin

Tim: But I want to be Robin! Gotham needs me as Robin!

Damian: I want to quit being Robin

Tim: But I want to quit Robin!

Damian: I can draw well

BatFam: No, we can draw well

It's like people can't let him have his own thing that make him different. While also taking away all of Tim's own characteristics to make him a poor sick Victorian child who never had a choice in anything, as if he didn't BEG to be robin and refuse to let the role go, even after Dick passed the mantle down to Damian. (Yes, this is about the TikToker who claimed Tim also wanted to quit Robin but was never allowed to, he didn't want to quit, read a comic please.)

And I bet you're thinking "Ugh, headcanons are just headcanons, can you relax?". And the answer is: I know, but some headcanons are just dumb, and it's okay to call it out sometimes (No Patrick, this doesn't apply to someone headcanoning a character as Queer.). If something is stated in Canon, headcanoning this to be false makes no sense. For example:

If a character specifically states they hate a food, headcanoning them as a lover of said food makes no sense.

If they canonically are a great singer, headcanoning them as an awful singer makes no sense.

When it comes to Queerness and headcanons about a character being queer, it's harder, since many times straight characters are used either as a metaphor for queer people (The X-men), and also, queer characters often have coming out scenes where they say what sexuality they are. Straight characters never have scenes stating they're straight, and often times do have a friendship with someone that has WAY more romantic chemistry with a member of the same sex while having no romantic chemistry with their love interest. Plus, many queer people have gone through phases where they faked being straight to fit in, so maybe they see themselves in a straight character and headcanon them as queer but deep in the closet. So I won't get into this now, because it is very much more complicated than a headcanon about whether someone likes or hates broccoli.

But to explain. A headcanon is never "wrong" unless:

Goes against canon, if it's a comic book (Since some have like, hundreds of comics where things inevitably are replaced or ignored), then whatever is repeated more often is taken as canon or what was first stated is taken as canon.

Fits the character. Like, Jason canonically loves books, he even referenced Shakespeare, Herman Melville, George Orwell (Link to post) and was seen reading Pride and prejudice whie in prison. So it'd make zero sense for me to headcanon him as someone who prefers movies over books.

Is rooted on prejudice. AKA, headcanoning a POC character as sexist or homophobic, headcanoning an Arab character who's an atheist as muslim (More common than you may think), or headcanoning a character is of Asian decent because their parents were neglectful (Looking at the Tim Drake Stans).

Those are the rules in fandom that I grew up with (And I'm not even that much older, we're losing ancient texts way faster than expected.). And nowadays we have this strange thing where a headcanon can't be a headcanon because of a more popular headcanon.

For example, it's now canon that Damian has an accent (Something that I have headcanoned for years.) [Batman and Robin #21].

As someone with an accent, I see many people who claim this is somehow racist, because he speaks in "Gotham accent" (Which I'm pretty sure is just a Jersey accent). But as someone who speaks English as a second language since I was 6, I do have an accent, and the only way I can just not have it is by copying another accent. So considering Damian canonically imitates voices to a T, it wouldn't surprise me if he copied voices and accents to camouflage during missions.

However, many people headcanon him as not having an accent (understandable.). But the problem is that they're against the accent headcanon because their headcanon is more popular. Sorry hun, not how it works.

So, to not turn this into a rant, I'll just say that the headcanon of Damian only being able to draw anime style is wrong, because we have seen him draw realistically for YEARS:

Batman and robin #5

Batman and Robin #18 -

Robin, Son of Batman #4

Detective comic #1003

In fact the anime art style thing is pretty recent, in Batman and Robin #6-7

I'm not a big fan of this comic/run, mostly because of the depiction of Damian. Like, the artstyle I know is popular, but I just don't really like it, I feel like he just looks like Tim Drake with the tiniest amount of melanine. But honestly this post is not about how much I dislike the way Bruce and Damian are depicted in that comic. So I'll move on.

But yeah, headcanons are fine, just as long as they don't go directly against canon. Hope this helps.

[thottythoughtdaughter]

MAY i request headcanons/one shots/anything for vincent please and thank u... your writing style is giving me brain worms (affectionate)

( i'm obsessed w u tbh. also sorry this is unedited loll )

PICNIC. vincent x lovely . pre-lovely's turning . fluff!

You loaded the car with a heavy wicker picnic basket, the woven kind you only really see on television. But Vincent had seen one while thrifting with Sam and thought of you instantly, plunking down fifty bucks without hesitation.

Bottles of lemonade clinked together, water droplets sliding down their glass necks, ice rattling cheerfully. The setting sun cast an orangey glow on everything, turning your eyes a liquid golden color.

From the window, Vincent stuck his head out into the part shadowed by the roof. "You know, Lovely, when I bought that basket I meant for you to use it with someone else. Like the Shaw pack, maybe. You really don't have to do thi--"

You held up a hand. "Vince, I already put the sandwiches in the car."

"I just mean, a picnic in the dark can't be entirely--"

"Vincent."

"You don't have to do all this for me--"

"Vincent Solaire."

He shot you a sheepish grin. "Well, I can't say I'm not excited."

You moved to the window, placing a kiss on his lips through the glass panes and shutters. His lips gently parted yours, the cold press of his fangs against your warm skin. The sun sank below the horizon, plunging the world into dusky purple light.

You pulled away, and Vincent chased the kiss, eyes still shut. You laughed, stroking his nose.

"Silly," you teased. "Hurry up and get in the damn car."

"Hurry, you say?" Vincent cocked a dark eyebrow, and in a blur, you were in the passenger seat of the car. Your stomach churned, and you turned and punched him.

"Asshole!"

He laughed, giddy, like a little boy playing a prank. "I was just trying to make my Lovely happy. Is that so wrong?"

"Yeah, it is when you make me puke!" you rolled your eyes, smacking him in the chest for good measure.

He caught your hand and pressed a kiss to your wrist. You watched his lips touch your skin and felt a flutter erupt in your stomach.

His eyes met yours, red and serious. "Are you okay?" he asked quietly, lips moving against your wrist. "I didn't actually make you sick, did I?"

You cupped his cheek with your hand, stroking those sharp cheekbones with your thumb. "No, no," you reassured him. "I like it when you pick me up."

He wiggled an eyebrow. "Oh? Is that so, hmm?"

You yanked your wrist away, smirking. "Drive the car, you miscreant."

"Anything you say, Lovely," he smiled, and pulled out of the driveway.

The sun was fully set as Vincent pulled into the parking lot, the headlights of the car creating two triangle-shaped beams through the stalks of the cornfield. Gravel crunched as he hopped out of the car, zipping around to open your door.

"My Lovely," he bowed, proffering a hand.

"Cornball," you took his hand and hopped down. Before you could make your way to the trunk, he pulled you into his chest, holding you close.

"I am a cornball. But only because you're so lovely you make it easy," he smiled. You stood on tip toe to kiss him, then pulled out of reach.

"Enough kisses, lover boy."

"Sure. For now."

He took the basket from you, and you tucked the bottles of lemonade under your arms. Still cold, they pressed against you in the muggy summer heat with a refreshing kiss.

"Where to?" Vincent asked, his red eyes gleaming in the dark. Ordinarily, you would've been terrified, stumbling in the pitch black in the middle of a cornfield. But Vincent was so self-assured, so calming, you would've felt safe even if he wasn't a highly powerful magical being.

Plus, he was so hot, it was almost too distracting.

"Just a little way in. Turn the car lights off, so we can see the stars."

He clicked the car keys, and you were both plunged into darkness. His hand found yours, seamless and familiar.

"All right. This way. Oop, careful there Lovely! Big branch in the way, step up-- yep-- Good. Almost there!"

As he did everything, Vincent led you gently and encouragingly through the dark, his voice guiding you with the warmest affection. His hand squeezed yours with every word, as if thrilled to be reminded that you were still there with him.

You broke into a clearing of grass, the moonlight finally breaking through the cornstalks, glittering constellations filling the sky. You craned your neck upward, soaking it all in, so dazzled you didn't see Vincent approach.

His lips pressed against your neck, then down your collarbone, across your chest, up the other side of your neck. You shivered, hands automatically threading themselves in his thick hair.

"Lovely," he sighed, a prayer.

"Vincent," you murmured, stroking the back of his neck. "This is a picnic, not a freak-fest."

He groaned, collapsing his face in your neck. You laughed, stroking his back. "Up, baby," you cajoled. "The point of a picnic is to eat."

"Then I guess I can only hope you're on the menu for dessert," he winked, that sparkle in his eyes.

You kissed his cheek. "Maybe."

You both set up the picnic, laying out a red-striped blanket, taking out silver spoons and gleaming white plates that looked like little moons themselves. Vincent poured lemonade into plastic cups, and you dished out little sandwiches, angling them just so. A bag of blood was chilled among the ice packs, and you handed it to Vincent with a smile.

He gave you an awed look. "Lovely, this is..."

"I know," you winked. You drew out a few candles, lighting them with a match.

"You're magical," he breathed, drawing you in for another kiss. His lips, so cold, tasted like ice cream on a summer day. His tongue felt like fire.

The stars glittered above you, and you curled into your boyfriend. Vincent Solaire. The love of your life, the joy of your heart. Candles flickered in the wind, illuminating his thoughtful face, as he looked at you warmly.

"I love you," he said.

Your heart nearly burst, full to the brim. "I love you, too."