#i am going to kill someone

[parkitaco]

sometimes being in a high school english class is like being forced to sit in the audience for a game show called Which Person Here Has The Worst Understanding Of Literary Analysis

[hjartasalt]

Missed a call from the hospital today and I am 5000% sure it was from the endocrinologist but when I called back immediately the front desk just gave me shit for it and told me to wait for them to call me back and they just. Didn't. :).

[vicsy]

WHO CURSED FRANCO LET'S TALK

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

Sirius, writing from Grimmauld Palace : I haven't left the house in 9 days, I'm going to start gnawing at the walls soon

Remus, writing back : Take a walk outside

Remus : Or stick your head out the window

Sirius, talking to himself: What does he think I am? A fucking do- wait.

[@remuslupininskirts]

[starlitartworks]

Love when I finally finish sketching all of my catch-up DD art and my laptop just. stops working. What the fuck.

[possuminnit]

ohh my go d there is something itching the back of my throat and it hasnt stopped for hours WHY

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Terry. Babes. Please. Please do not send me into an anxiety spiral the same way researching Dick's birthday did.

I literally cannot handle it.

[lizzy-dragonz]

Never in my life have I wanted to Hydro Pump someone in the face so badly

not even Volo. And that’s concerning

[boydykedevo]

My opinions on at least 50% of this site’s discourse boils down to “you guys are right but can you shut up about it already”

[cosmossystem]

heard the term "echoist" today and it's like. Please for the love of god i'm gonna need you guys to start calling things what they actually are. you're not an empath, you're not an echoist, you're selfless and traumatized and probably have a personality disorder. There's no narcissist scale. there's no Narcissist Eyes. narcissism is a personality disorder characterized by a display of symptoms. the word you are looking for is "self-absorbed" i am begging you to shut the fuck up please please please stop talking shut UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clownkissersinternational]

Every time I try to swallow a pill I somehow manage to to circumvent the pill entirely and only swallow the mouthful of drink

[dawg-wtf]

kokout

[koganelovesmcclain]

@ MY NEIGHBORS,,,,, STOP STEALING MY GODDAMN MAIL!!!!!!

THEY SIGNED MY NAME (INCORRECTLY!!!!!!!) AND THE FEDEX BITCH LET THEM HAVE MY SHIT?!!??!?!

[morroodle]

I am so sad and angry

I really really wanna go to legoland NY now that I know it exists, specifically during one of their special ninjago themed weekends for obvious reasons. It took some convincing my parents and some negotiating (no ninjago hotel room for me ;-;) but I was so excited when my dad said he was booking and then... disaster.

We have tried probably around 30-40 times combined over the course of a week and every single time when we get to the last stage of booking the legoland website just breaks. The payment and confirmation and all the important details are just blank space and it won't work. Refreshing or redoing or any solution we can think of doesn't fix it, we've even tried different computers and a phone but still nothing. I managed to get it working once (I was by myself and also my dad dosent like to spend money through my computer for safety reasons) but I couldn't replicate it, even after another 5 tries

I'm so fucking pissed. All I want is to go to legoland to see my silly little lego ninja and I finally convinced my parents but I fucking can't because of a stupid website. And no we can't even book a hotel and get tickets separately because that's significantly more expensive. I'm running out of time to book and I'm angry and sad.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

i'm sorry but if you talk on the phone on speaker in public just know that i am incinerating you in my mind

[officialwizardnews]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO USE ANY DAW FOR OVER 2 MONTHS NOW AND GUESS WHAT I LEARNED!!!! MIDI (Musical Instrument Digital Interface.) IS USED FOR REACORDING DATA FROM A INSTURMENT SOMTHING I CANT DO BECOS I AM NOT TRAINED IN ANY INSTROMENT ANY MORE AND THE INTEIRER REASON I WANTED TO LEARN A DAW WAS SO THAT I COULD GET BACK INTO MUSIC WITH OUT WANTING TOO RIP OFF MY CRUNCHY ARTHRITS FINGERS SO I TRY TOO LOOK INTO "DAW INSTRUMENST" AND "VIRTUAL INSTRUMENTS" AND YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND OUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS INTIER TIME

PLUG INS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEP THATS RIGHT THE "MUSICAL INSTROMENT INTERFACE" IS NOT USED AS A INTERFACE FOR GENARATING A MUSICAL INSTROMENT IT RECORDS THE DATA OF!!!!!!

A PLUGED IN INSRUMENT!!!!!!!!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIGITAL INSTROMENTS THAT YOU CAN PLAY WITH OUT PLUGING IN A REAL INSTRUMENT ARE CALLED MOTHER FUCKING PLUG-INS