#i am fully aware of this

[ashesonpaper]

i want to be sent to a gay conversion camp so i can meet a hot lesbian and we can have a super cool breakout scene where we get everyone out and the old gay couple nearby houses us and helps us get back on our feet

[etherealspacejelly]

sometimes you just have to let yourself be a bit neurodivergent.

i hate going out, it gives me a lot of anxiety and sensory input that i dont like, and i am often forced to talk to people.

so i do this thing on more difficult days, or sometimes just for fun, where i "bring a fictional character with me". i walk and imagine Fictional Character walking next to me. they talk to me, reassure me, hype me up, whatever i need them to do.

today dean winchester came christmas shopping with me. he went over the list with me of stuff i needed to get, told me i was doing a good job every time i finished in a certain shop, reminded me to take a deep breath when i got a little overwhelmed.

and yea. its kinda silly. and i know its just me talking to myself in a different voice, but it Works! especially since all of my special interests/hyperfixations tend to be tv/movie related.

so do what you gotta do to Get Shit Done. stop holding yourself to neurotypical standards. if you need Fictional Character to tell you you're doing a good job, do it! if you need Favourite Singer to walk you to school, do it! yea it might feel silly but you're literally fighting against your own brain to get stuff done every single day. you can have a little self indulgent daydream, as a treat.

[gotranting]

Are you Team Green or Team Black?

Love, I'm team characters that only get 5 minutes of screentime in the show

[taehyunghobi]

love you 💗

[fantastic-nonsense]

Ok it's been 24 hours and my official post-mortem is literally just "Elizabeth Warren was right: Democrats should have appointed an Attorney General who was committed to prosecuting Trump and everyone who enabled him, cleaned house of Trump's appointees, nuked the filibuster to pass DC and Puerto Rico statehood, and prioritized dealing with corruption"

[ravenlilyrose]

So you know the whole fanon trope of Bruce just paying off people’s student loans? Like “you look sad. Would no more student loans help?” to every random person on the street?

Well, what if Tim picks up something similar?

He and Bart are at a coffee shop and Bart is sad about something and the barista gives him extra whipped cream. Tim likes it when people take care of his friends. How can he repay her? Well, it looks like she biked to work today, and based on the way her hair is blown and the direction the wind was that morning he can figure out what direction she came from. So, biking distance that direction, he figures out the most common rent price for that area, adds a little just to be safe and tips that much.

Or, he almost drops his coffee but a mid-to-late-twenties guy catches it for him and hands it back to him. Tim is too tired to say anything but a mumbled thank you, but he does register the university logo on his hoodie and the name on his ID badge. Later that morning he takes a few minutes to find out what he owed in student loans and drops the money in his bank account and sends him an email thanking him.

Like, it’s all incredibly invasive. But all the Gothamites he does it to just coo about how much he’s like his (adoptive) dad and the non-Gothamites are too busy being confused and grateful to get too upset. Maybe one of his friends/siblings tries to explain to him that it’s a little creepy and weird and could be taken the wrong way, but he just gets confused so they let it go.

Just, let him be adorably weird in a benevolent yet creepy way.

[skuntank]

Samantha Béart: yeah so Karlach isn't like. A totally good person. She's certainly not evil, but she's definitely flawed. There is a dark side to her that she doesn't want you to know about, and not only has she done heinous things in the past, she's still fully capable of doing heinous things now. Her happy-go-lucky attitude is 1000% a trauma response and this woman absolutely NEEDS to go to therapy because her mental health? It's in shambles

People online: puppy :)

[puc-puggy]

american primeval coming out swinging on the "were you aware the mormons are fucking crazy" front

[itsmeezra]

in honor of Sonic 3 officially releasing I’d like everyone to give a special shoutout to my mom who broke two minor traffic laws to get to the theatre on time. this is what a real autism mom looks like

[beepborpdoodledorp]

Well, 2024 is almost over. Got a lot of great content from my fandoms, literally one of the worst years of my life otherwise. I'd say here's to 2025 being better but I know it's gonna suck even more ass than this year so if anything I'm actually desperately trying to hold onto 2024 while the relentless march of time drags me kicking and screaming into the new year.

Anyway, remember to give your AI gator boyfriends a smooch tonight, it'll help ease the existential crises. See ya in 2025 soldiers. 🫡

[minho-knows]

LEE KNOW - GIANTS

[paeoniaanomala]

guys? guys? guys hello? hi? what? what??? i scream desperately into the void. no one is listening. a stray tribble hits me in the face.

[winto-green]

[triglycercule]

alright,,,,,is this newyears gift,,,,,, i dont no. but maybe it's late enough that i'll be able to forget that i drew this 😁😁😁😁 mttpoly doodles. whoever sees this sees this

[tampieren]

Burnin' some Leitners 🔥🔥

[lavenderprose]

OH alright I've connected the dots. The way that lich dick works is Emmrich just throws on a strap-on. That's the lich dick. I'm actually very into this vision. I think he would keep a little collection of them and let Rook pick depending on their mood that night. Also I firmly believe that even if lich Emmrich doesn't strictly speaking COME anymore given lack of like...nerve endings and blood, they do discover that if Rook, like, jangles their hand around his hip bones and does a couple of funky necromantic hand gestures he DOES see stars. Just a lich and his spouse who he's obsessed with reinventing lesbian sex. They are very horny specifically for each other in the most gothic way possible. Their friends just watch them slowly becoming weirder together and they're like you know what? Good for them.

"Lucanis likes it when I lick his ear," says Neve, one night when they're all wine drunk and having 'ladies' time. 'Ladies' because Taash is there and Rook is...y'know, whatever.

"Oh, yeah, ear stuff," says Taash, like this is something they've always said.

"Emmrich likes it when I put my head--" Rook kneels on the floor and mimes what appears to be a complicated movement involving a hat. The hat being, presumably, Emmrich.

"NO," shrieks everyone else.

"One time I got stuck," says Rook, solemnly.

Bellara, who's frantically scribbling notes, looks up and says, "How did you get, er, unstuck?"

"Well," says Rook, rolling around on the floor like they live there now. The others are consuming wine at a rate that is not only unwise but unpractical, hoping to forget the conversation by the morning. "Turns out, liches still sneeze."

"Ohhh," says Bellara, like this makes perfect sense.