#i am fucking beat

[wanderingaldecaldo]

Just got home after ~20hrs of travel. Some advice for y'all who are looking for partners: travel with them before you get married (or sign a lease or mix your finances in some way). There's a reason this advice is given often. It will really give an insight to the other person, and vice versa.

Year 15 is off to a great start.

[irenespring]

Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.

Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.

That poster must be having quite the experience.

[bedforddanes75]

im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick

[gravitysoda]

it’s a wonderful world! ✨

[ewwww-what]

Nobody is as excited about the preview as I am. I have paragraphs.

[uncanny-tranny]

I recently had to do a project in one of my psych classes, and man, I knew that CBT was used for every little thing, but seeing over and over, "do CBT! CBT is the best for every mental illness!" was so jarring. I'm absolutely biased because of my own experiences, but I just don't think it's as universal a treatment model as it's touted.

If you didn't benefit from CBT, it's not because you're lazy or didn't try hard enough or lacked intelligence or foresight into your own needs. Frankly, it's a therapy model that (I think) shouldn't be the only readily-accessible model and among the only therapy models covered by insurance. Some of us should not be treated in a CBT model and that's okay. It's not a sign of poor character or unreasonable demands, and if you don't think it's a model that works for you, then it's your right to express that!

[civetside]

more funny doodles!!! this time harrow nova version

[xpupslxtx]

i need his dick i need to put my hand in his boxers and feel the warm wet heat i need to tease his head with my fingertips rubbing slow gentle circles until he starts whining for me to quit teasing and then i need to take all of him in my hand and pump until he’s breathing heavy and gasping and i look down and see how hard his cock is in my hand and i just have to put it in my mouth and taste him and suck him until he loses it and his hands are wrapped in my hair with a firm grip and he’s trying and failing to keep from bucking his hips up to fuck my face and then he’s cumming all over my tongue and i can feel his cock twitching and oh god i love t dick so fucking much i need to go lay down

[theghooligan]

aemond: my uncle is a challenge i welcome, if he dares face me—

daemon:

[maskednerd]

[ideologyofone]

DID SHE CUT HER HAIR??????

[yardsards]

my experience going into dungeon meshi is that the only reason i knew chilchuck was an adult halfling rather than a prepubescent human is bc my first exposure to him was in an "epic divorce man" tumblr poll bracket

[vulturereyy]

The Nomai never got to see it for themselves, but thanks to their efforts and technology, a Hearthian was able to reach the Eye of the universe.

[figofswords]

trying to get back in the habit of doodling for fun feat. "suddenly i feel bad for galdera"

[yandere-daydreams]

apologies to all of you who know me personally and congratulations to all of you who do not. i am quickly spiraling back into degrees of lewdity hell and i fear this time it may be terminal.

[vintageskeletons]

that scene in spy x family when anya punched damian but it's sokka and jet from risking it all by @ssreeder