#i am an ADULT

[physicsgoblin]

Chat how do we feel about a guy asking you out on a date and then saying he wants to bring a chaperone along

[emporium]

Tumblr Ball Pit Keychain • $6.00

Why buy a keychain? Well, let me tell you, a keychain is not just a piece of plastic to hold your keys together. No, my friend, it’s a statement! It screams to the world, “Look at me! I’m responsible, I have keys, and I know where they are!” It’s a tiny badge of honor, a testament to your adulting skills. A keychain – it’s the superhero we all need, but don’t deserve!

2.31″ x 0.75″ in size

Clear snap closure & stainless steel key ring.

[leftinimaginationemily]

The feminine urge to keep rearrange a room around one object.

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

don’t make a joke about only having a husband for a finger. don’t make a joke about only having a husband for a finger. don’t make a joke about only having a husband for a fi-

[aerodaltonimperial]

The number of recent limited merch drops I have had to abstain on because I can't play fast and loose with my bank account is sincerely distressing, tbh, I may be feeling a tad sorry for myself 🥺 Raise your hand if you, too, have been wistfully looking at merch you know you're never gonna get another chance to buy like SIGH such is life

[hole34]

new lesbian wives in town. say hello to the newlyweds.

[pleasanttaleexpert]

I am an adult... With adult money... I have restraint... I- I have.... I can restrain...

I'm obsessing over the fact that Volcarona sits perfectly in my hand, I could throw that mf like a damn baseball!

Anyways work on the comic is slow but being made, I've downgraded the background slightly so that I have more time to focus on my studies and the actual center focus of the comic, lol. Might be done around next week but don't hold me to that.

[petrichara]

Listen I don’t know what lesson teaches you at age 5 to accept bittersweet endings, but I know I missed it

[driver270]

Super Adulting

Inspired by this:

[presidenttyler]

mr tyler don’t play you literally look like this

i am now holding edith wilson's husband hostage. say it one more time and i will kill the hostage. edith will be upset

[pandamugger]

I’m tired of being treated like a fucking child. I’m going to be 21 in less than 2 weeks. I need to get out of here.

[bubvy]

What do I do at work you may ask?

I read fanfic. That's it. I spend hours reading fanfic.

[callingallcars]

i got the stupid cauldron shaped garlic baker

[maangosprout]

Idk how Tumblr works erm 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 can u draw spot in compromising positions and then getting wonder bread please please olea zlelsass please oleaase

okay

yes i made this one as well

uhhhh anyways i am a normal member of society heehee

this isnt nsfw so i wont label it as sexual themes unless someone wants me to

[tiddie]

confronted someone today

[xretiredcommanderx]

Uh, are you and Megatron in a relationship or something? Asking for a friend 👀

"I don't know where you think you get off..."

"But I am a married woman-uh."