#i am a shell of the man i once was what the f u c k

[rainedroptalks]

FUCKING WHAT???? FUCKING WHAT???? JOHNS THE W H A T

[spacebunnysstars]

Of course!! I myself am very shy and I have so much anxiety about meeting new people but once you get to know me I’m just walking chaos so I hope you enjoy these headcannons and have a great day/night (also I did big dumb and accidentally posted this when I was supposed to save it to drafts I hope this is okay!) 🥺💗✨

The bros with a shy/timid exterior s/o who is rather chaotic underneath ÙwÚ

Lucifer

Honestly really enjoys seeing you come out of your shell

It’s a big relief to him to see that you are getting more comfortable in your new surroundings and with him and his brothers

HE LOOOOOVEEES HEARING YOUR VOICE MORE

The sound of you being happy and enjoying being alive

And oh god your laUgH this man is heAd over heels for you

He doesn’t have the heart to punish you like he does with mammon even if the two of you are similar in nature

He doesn’t want to see you crawl back into your shell because he punished you for coming out of it

He’s really encouraging surprisingly and does his best to make you feel comfortable and safe

He’s had a lot of practice he was practically the mother of his seven siblings

Mammon

He is hesitant arround you at first;; he doesn’t want to scare you or make you feel uncomfortable

When he starts to drag you around on his crazy money making schemes is shook by your enthusiasm

C H A O S T I M E ! !

THIS BITCH FALLS HARD AND FAST!!!

Hes all over you he’s so happy to have gotten to know the real you

P R E P A R E F O R T R O U B L E

A N D M A K E I T D O U B L E

You couldn’t name a more iconic duo even if you tried

This man loves you to the moon and back it’s unreal

Levi

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I don’t know what else to tell you;;

Your like a character from a shoujo anime he once watched but h-holy fUCK- YOURE REAL

C H A R A C T E R D E V E L O P M E N T

He loves being apart of your growth and watching your true personality shine

You are the best person to play games with you just make even the dullest game so vividly exiting to him

He wants so be around you and to live your joyfully chaotic life; he goes out more and becomes more social because of you

Dream team 🥺👉👈

Satan

He was naturally drawn to your quiet timid nature, he thought it was cute; you where easy to fluster when you first came to the devildom

he didn’t see it coming that your roles would be reversed and relatively quickly at that

He is like putty in your hands; he loves seeing you so exited and full of energy.

They way you bounce of the walls when he asks you to go somewhere with him brings him so much happiness.

You also relentlessly piss lucifer off but that’s just an added bonus

Asmo

H O R N Y B A S T A R D

Oh honey he’s going to unwrap you like the pretty present you are

Loves your shyness and adores teasing you;; he wants to get under your skin and see what your made of

Once he finds how chaotic you can be oh you better get ready he wants to get up to all sorts of things whilst your flaunt your vibrant personality.

Takes you to party’s with tons of people you don’t know just to see your shy side every once in a while he’d be lying if he said it doesn’t turn him on

Beel

He just thinks your scared of him 🥺

He is a huge demon who could eat you after all

It really worries him when you first come to the devildom, so he intentionally avoids you not wanting to make your stay anymore uncomfortable.

But then the custard situation happens and you have to stay in his room..

Now he’s actively trying to make conversation not wanting you to feel uncomfortable in his room.

The two of you start talking about food and he brings up your favourite food and the way your face lights up - oH GOd

The way you start talking about you favourite foods the sheer passion love and excitement that radiates out of you

He’s head over heels for you

He loves seeing this chaotic side of you! The first snippet he got had him falling

Is endlessly glad your not scared of him

Belphie

Oh god oh lord

Your so tense when you first get to know him

He’s worried that it’s because he uhh killed you 👀

Is glad when you loose your shyness and loosen up

Your finally treating him how you treat his brothers;; and your chaos is free entertainment

He gets to watch as you drive his brothers up the walls with you antics and he wouldn’t have it any other way

Although he loves you chaotic side and adores getting in trouble with you and Satan he loves watching how peaceful you are when you sleep

You look so calm and serene. you’re really grounding for him like an affirmation that he is free and he is loved and capable of love

Eeeeeeee I hope that was okay I feel like this was slightly all over the place so I apologise for that! Regardless I hope you enjoyed that! If there’s anything I can improve on please let me know I endlessly appreciate the feedback!! Thanks for reading and stay safe 🥺💗✨🌸

[theblackbirdsgemimagines]

Ramble away, cause I feel the twisted head rot, I kinda wanna see what you think about our bois. ~ a pocket sized dragon hops in excitement.

A POCKET SIZED DWAGOOOOOONNNN 😭💞💞💞 That’s so BLESSED, and tysm omg, I’m very glad to just spill out my barking on every boy, bc yEAH THE BRAIN ROT SKDHAKDB

THE BRAIN ROT IS SO REAL LOL

Everything I breathe ends up relating to TWST in some way, like at this point just let me take my friends, cousins, and pets, and of course Lulu and Seb, and I will have 1. A Gottdamned Harem, 2. So Many Children, and 3. NEVER WANT TO LEAVE. Kwfhskdhjwek

Ok this is gonna be long bc I gotta cover all my boys, so rip lol.

Dorm Leads:

Riddle

GOD, my Fucking Baby, my CHILD, my SWEET BABY BOY, I’M 👁💧👄💧👁

I would die for him, beetch, he is PRECIOUS ♥️

He reminds me of how I feel Ciel would behave if S/O took the place as Sebastian’s contracee, too, so like 🥺 Lots of feels 😭

Is Son, I have adopted him now. If you mistreat him, don’t ever speak to me or my son ever again. I’ll FIGHT his MOM, don’t TEST me. I’m his new mom now. His BIRD mom. So proud of him, he’s like...one of the few that’s actually shown growth in canon after his overblot kshdkadjs

Leona

👁💧👄💧👁

.....I am a Mere Simp....

Ya’ll.... I swearh to ghOD I simped hard for Scar back when I was a wee thing, I did NOT expect to simp for him AGAIN LATER IN LIFE, what the FUCK aidhskdhskdj

Like shit bitch, damn, you may not be king of Afterglow honey, but you can be king of my heart if you wAnt to bb....

Leona: *smiles once, even if it’s smugly*

Me: *WEEPING* Look at hiiiiiiim!! My sunshine booooooy! 😭

Does this make me a furry

Probably

I am too Simp to Care Anymore

I HESITATED TO GET ATTACHED BC THIS BOY LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN WOMANIZER IF I EVER SAW ONE, BUT HE DRINKS HIS RESPECT WOMEN JUICE EVERY SINGLE MORNING AND I WAS A GONNER SNDJAJDHSJ

FUCK

Call me a Herbivore again, bully me //SLAPPED

Azul

He secretly a lil shit sometimes, but tha’s ok, it’s mostly in a silly way, especially post overblot~ UvU

The sweetest bby everytime I read fanposts on him, like god, ah 💜💜💜 WHOMST COULD BULLY SUCH A CUTE CHUBBY OCTOBABY I’LL FIGHT ALL OF EM!! A sweetheart 10/10 would be his friend 💗 Not making contracts with him tho, lol

...ok maybe SOME after his overblot, but they’re able to be easily reversed now, so it’s way more chill andhsjdj

Kalim

FUCK!!!! F U C K!!!! BABYYYYYYY!!!! BABY!!!! I HAVE ADOPTED HIM IF YOU TOUCH HIM YOU D I E

He is literally so sweet, anytime anyone was like “you’re so nice it’s annoying” I WAS READY TO COME FLYING IN TO BITCH SLAP THEM LIKE AJDHSKDHSJ (even if I also loved them lol)

Like NO you are WRONG whfksjd

He has also grown so much, and I am proud ♥️🧡

Vil

Jesus Christ, canon Vil is Hurting Meeeeee ajdhskdhsj

My fave fanon Vil is the one that recognizes all different types of beauty, though~ uvu and is v encouraging to anyone that may be struggling with self hatred 💜

Canon: Vil is pretty~.

Me: Wow, wtf???? He IS so pretty... How rude I didn’t think you were serious! Wow him??? Pretty??? Wow??? Wow...

Idia

I’m not sure yet, as I haven’t seen him very often, but of the few times that I have: BIG same, huge mood, and Me FUCKING Too, goddamn akdhakdj

Idia is my Anxiety and Anime Nerd personified tbh lol

What Ortho is to him are what all my comfort characters are to me, honestly.

Like what would you like bby, you want that singing voice?? Ok here comes a synthesizer just special for you~. Ily, mwah~ u3u 💕

Malleus

HEAVY BREATHING

Ok maybe it’s just the lack of story/info out on him yet, but I don’t currently simp as hard for him compared to Leona, I’ll admit jajdkajd

BUT BOY HOWDEY DO I EVER STILL S I M P...

He Is Baby... And I Lob Him....

I am going to smooch those horns and forehead crown of beautiful scales 🖤🖤🖤 I am going to do it!!!! Here I go!!!

HE CAN HAVE ALL THE ICE CREAM AND TAMAGATCHI DATES HE WANTS I’M- 😭

This man is too precious for words, and I have so much childhood nostelgia to ‘enchanted’ woods, and being in the mountains, so he has Old Fae Friend vibes to me~🖤

DRAGON FORM DRAGON FORM DRAGON FORM DRAGON FORM DRAGON F-

Ngl I ship him and Leona a lil bit lol

No, not just bc that makes a poly with my two faves easier, but that is a bonus factor jadhajdj

Vice Dorm Heads:

Trey

Oh my god, the Daddy to my Mommy with all these newly adopted lil kids of ours, ya know??? What a wholesome sweetie and funny lil shit jahdksdh~

I love him, I would gladly make tarts with, AND for him 💚💚💚

The kind of boi who I’d ship HARD with anyone he started dating bc My God it would warm my heart So Much 💞💞

Ruggie (unofficial but may as well be at this point lol)

He took a while to grow on me kadhskdhsj

But I think he’d be a sweet, if a trouble-maker of a friend to have~.

Dank you for taking care of my sweet lion bby, honey, I’m sure Farrena is a sweetheart, but boi I hope he gets his shit together to fix up where Ruggie lives 😭

I think if I met his granny, I’d CRY jadhajsh 💗💗

Leech Twins (?)

Idk if they’re vice leaders, but who cares lol

THESE are the older Big Brothers in every sense of the word. (My canon ages most everyone up just a bit, save for Riddle, Ace, Deuce, Kalim, Jamil, Cheka, and anyone already 20+)

The ANNOYING older big brothers, lol.

The ones that hug you to death (Floyd), or use you for an arm rest (Jade), and specifically Do the thing you asked/told them NOT to Do.

This is fine with me tho, I’m an only child, please give me the experience of annoying older brothers lol 💙💚

Jamil

I used to hate you bby, I’m so sorry akdhskdhs

I’ve adopted him now, and I’m v proud he’s trying, but making clear what his boundaries are, and trying to come out of a shell he was made to be in for so long 😭

AND HIS DANCING IS SICK LIKE HONESTLY I’M SUCH A PROUD MOM 💗💗💗

Rook

God. FUCKING Rook, lol.

IDK IF I SHOULD TRUST YOU, but I also kinda wanna be your friend akdhakdjs

HE CONCERNS ME but he also seems nice and v sweet sometimes, lmao

Blz don’t stalk me tho 😬

STOP SHOOTING YOUR ARROWS AROUND SCHOOL YOU BLOODY HEATHEN FRENCH PRISS, YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

Also, if he DARES hunt cute animals around me, especially BIRDS, I am going to GRIP him jahdkahdsk

He’s like if Lord Druitt was a Little More Nice and a Little Bit Less Creepy ajdhak

Lilia:

GOD.

I LOVE THIS FUCKING GRANDPA.

I. FUCKING. LOVE. THIS FUCKING. GRANDPA.

I absolutely hc him as nonbinary w/masc pronouns, I absoLUTELY do.

I adore him, I love him, I haven’t gotten a squish (hardcore desire to be someone’s friend, lol) this hard for a character since AngelDust, I-

Pwease be nonbinary friends with me, Lilia 🥺

THE ONLY PERSON HERE SHORTER THAN ME, BUT I’LL TAKE IT AJDHAKDHJS

Anyone know Corpse and how he plays Among Us? That’s how I see Lilia playing his video games with friends and I JUST I JUST I J U S T

The Spencer to your Carly.

He and Crowley are free to compete as Dad with me too like honestly kshdkadjjs

He’ll always be granpa tho uvu 💚💖🖤

Extras:

Ace

God, the Fucking Annoying Middle Brother that pranks you ALL THE DAMN TIME, but I love him andhakdhsk

Deuce

THE BROTHER THAT WILL BEAT UP YOUR BULLIES 💙💙💙 SWEET BABY BOY

The Josh to Ace’s Drake. The Cody to Ace’s Zack. The Freddie to your Carly and Ace’s Sam.

If he and Ace started dating, tho, I would CRY.

But regardless who they end up dating, it’ll be slow burn friends to lovers, and literally the most adorable shit to watch EVER 💞💞💞😭

Cater

Seems Like A Womanizer But Actually Drinks His Reapect Women Juice And We Stan That 🧡

Can always count on him to help tou get the best Magicram shots, bless you Cater 🧡🧡

Also rly wanna be his friend, ngl 😭 Even IF he pranks me a lot kadhakdhsj

Jack:

H E AV Y BR EA T H IN G

Ngl my feelings for him are in the air IDK IF I WANNA SMOOCH OR NOT YET I JUST KNOW I LOB HIM HE GOODEST BESTEST BOY 💛💛💛😭

If all three Savannaclaw bois got in a cuddle pile with me, I would Not Be Mad

How can I give this boy love, tell me and I will Do It

Gift him all the cacti’s he WANTS💛

God he drinks that respecc women juice bright and early on his run every morning, you KNOW he does 💛💛💛

I wawnt to pet his ears an tail an fwuffy wolf form 😭

I WAWNT TO SEE THE BOY SMILE AND BE HAPPY 💞💞💞

Sebek

CHILL CHILL CHILL CHILL CH-

He is a v devoted guard tho, we love to see it UvU

I don’t have more info on him hekdhskdj but his fanmade content seems v v sweet~ 💚

Silver

HE ATTRACTS BIRDS AND I CRY ABOUT IT PLEASE BE MY FRIEND AND TEACH ME HOW 🥺🥺🥺

Him being raised by Lilia and Malleus literally gives me so much Fucking Seratonin....... God 💞💕💗💗💞💞💗💗💕💞

Ortho

IS BABY????? IS BABY!!!!!! I’M LOVE HIM I’M ADOPTING HIM IS BABYYYYYYY 💙💙💙💙💙

Cheka:

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

He is so FUCKING CUTE what the FUCK!

Leonaaaaaaa... 🥺 Your NEPHEWWWWW 😭

I might steal him from Farrena tbh, lIKE MY CHILD NOW~ 🧡🧡

I just sob and hug him every time I see him honestly 😭

Teachers:

Dire Crowley

Ohhhhhh god oh god oh god

Be my dad. Please. Be my dad. PLEASE be my dad. Ya’ll think I’m joking, I’m not. Please adopt me. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.

This man as a father gives me so much dopamine and oxytocin and seratonin??? I have been weeping for WEEKS, please adopt me, Sir

Fathers with zero braincells being wrapped around a daughter’s little finger makes me so weak, and I am just here with Daddy Issues like ajdhakdhsj BLEASE ADOPT ME MISTER BIRD MAN

Crewel

Ew.

Forgive me, I haven’t seen much content with him in it/that could be considered wholesome, bUT JADHWKDJSJ

UncoMFORTABLE

Please keep the kink talk out of the classroom, S I R

Call me puppy one more time, see what happens, I’m not scared to fight a teacher akdhakdhsj

Trein

The Dad Figure that tries to be the stern part to Crowley’s blumbering kahdkqrhsjdj

Don’t feel as much attachment to him emotionally, but I like him~

Just let me pet your cat sometimes and give you holiday presents, and we’re cool~ ♥️

Vargas

Found the womanizer //SMACKED

And of course, I can’t forget Grim~!

He’s grown on me, and if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in the room, and then myself 😭

I will pet and snuggle and hold him all he wants and feed him all the tuna his heart desires uvu 💙

[teetlesandnimjas]

It’s 4 in the morning. Want a monologue of me watching the TMNT 2014 Bay Movie? Of course you do. I hate this so much

I watch the god awful TMNT 2014 movie- a monologue. If you find this, I’m sorry.

Oh the intro’s wicked. It’s like 2d and shit and the detail

Oh wtf is that the character models??? Wait are we gonna see them or???

Who’s this bitch? Is that supposed to be April?

Oh fuck she’s played by Megan Fox. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE APRIL BE PLAYED BY MEGAN FOX???

Oh oh wow okay so there’s an Asian girl with multicolor hair and she’s evil. I love her, how could I not.

Will say- cinematography is good. I feel sorta immersed and shit. And it’s also like really interesting

Okay so she followed them to a subway... and got taken hostage by the Asian lady. Who’s the Asian lady again??? Who are you??? You’re hot that’s all I know

Okay how tf they gonna ninja this shit it’s completely illuminated?

“All aboard” Oh so these motherfuckers riding the train oh the lights went out oh that makes sense

Oh this is a cool shot. Almost makes up for MeGAN FUCKING FOX WHY???

Oh these motherfuckers are so loud- you can hear them from the street while they’re on a rooftop while also in fucking NEW YORK?? How???

Dumbasses

“He’s doing his Batman voice” “I only watched Batman once” heh funny Batman crossover reference because that was a thing

Y’all these motherfuckers terrifying wtf

“She’s looking at us like we’re freaks” bitch IM LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOUR FREAKS WTF ARE THESE CHARACTER MODELS

Ew I hate it I HATE IT

THEY HAVE T E E T H??? AND N O S E S??? This is CGI you didn’t HAVE TO DO THIS WTF

Is this motion capture? This is motion capture isnt it? Well I guess that explain the... yknow this whole situation

God the adult jokes wtf is this rated

Idk what this is rated but I am uncomfortable wow

OOP OKAY ANOTHER COOL SHOT WOW

Oh so they snuck out

Shit man Splinter is ugly but got skills

“Uh- I forgot to sanitize my retainer” Your WHAT? Okay I wheezed not gonna lie. But only because my brain like immediately went “your WHAT?” Like that one meme of the blonde lady yeah that and it made me laugh idk

The fucks a oh shit okay

Pft okay who’s gonna say fuck first? Someone’s gonna say fuck. My bets on Mikey.

It’s PG-13, right? So they can say fuck at most once. So who’s gonna say it? It’s a Bay movie cmon who’s gonna say fuck.

My life would not be rated PG-13

They were her PETS AS A CHILD??? I’m very close to nope-ing the fuck outta here

Project Renaissance? Fuck off this is too detail I just wanna see people get punched. That’s all Bay movies are good at anyways

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH MEGAN FOX SHE APPEARS MORE IN THIS MOVIE THEN THE GOD DAMN NAME SAKE DO

Dumbass

They KIDNAPPED MEGAN FOX

Cool boom box wall. Motherfuckers have a boom box wall. Like it’s a wall... entirely made out of boom boxes. It’s cool but W H Y who would have the time to MAKE THIS??? DID THEY STEAL ALL OF THIS??

UUUUUGH more flash backs this is bullshit STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE GOVERNMENT INVOLVED

lol drugs

RAT MAN

Oh my god this backstory

SPLINTER IS SO UNIMPORTANT IN THIS BULLSHIT LIKE HE’S NOT EVEN A TRAINED NINJA??? FUCK OFF. He’s so ugly tho holy shit

OOOOOH finally more fighting

Shredder looks wicked oh my god

WOW OH MY GOD I LOVE SHREDDER BUT THIS BACKSTORY

Bullshit

Oh they blew shit up nice

God the product placement

Oh my god this is bullshit

This bitch again fuck I don’t even know his name

Impatient bitch

Oh NOW WE’RE BRINGING IN THE MUTAGEN. TOOK A W H I L E

bitch

Oh you’re ugly I hope you die you old greedy man

Okay boomer

Classic “Villain gives away their whole scheme” LILE dude I spaced out what??

Fancy mansion oooooooh

HE NUST BROKE THROUGU THE VAN

S H R E D D E R OH FUCK

dumb bitches

Lol adrenaline drugs

Wow dumb bitches

THEYRE B U L L E T P R O O F???

Heeeeey got Asian girl is back

Again with the cinematography that’s too good to be in this train wreck dumpster fire of a movie wtf why is this

B A Z O O K A ????

OKAY NO MORE BAZOOKA WHY???

More cool shots wow

Ass shot of Megan Fox. Because.

THESE FUCKERS CAUSED AN A V A L AN CHE

You guys are so fucking stupid but I’ll be damned if this isn’t a cool scene wow

Okay that’s pretty cool he just flipped a car through the air fuck yeah you go my boy

Fuck did I really just say my boy about this shit no stop fucking hell iM NOT GETTING ATTACHED STOP

This bitch just stuck her whole body out a window in the middle of a chase scene WITH AN AVALANCHE WTF MEGAN

I’m not calling her April, this is not April. This is a husk, a shell devoid of personality other than being moderately attractive and plain. Her entire character is based around reacting to shit.

Oh god no wonder the people who like this are horny teen girls tHATS WHY THEY HIRED MEGAN FOX OH MY GOD BECAUSE ITS OH MY GOD I GET IT ITS LIKE WHAT THEY DO FOR THOSE ANIMES WITH THE GUYS BEING COMPLETELY BASIC SO THE VEIWER CAN PUT THEMSELVES ON THE CHARACTER OHHHHHH yeah that’s bullshit

Drop off??? Shit man

OH HE FUCKING DIED

OH HES NOT FUCKING DEAD OKAY

I don’t care about the other fuckers

Haahahshshshshwb big hands tiny keyboard

AgAIN WITH THE CINEMATOGRAPHY WTF ITS SO GOOD

y’all need a nap stfu

Oh fuck they’re gonna poison New York.

OH HE MURDERED THE F A T H E R

OH AGAIN WITH THE CINEMATOGRAPHY AJSJSJSJSSJSJ ITS SO GOOD

Wow

OKAY THE BO STAFF LIKE POPPED OUT OF THE SCREEN I WOW I JUST WOW OKAY THIS CINEMATOGRAPHY THIS IS SO GOOD but everything else is awful

Bullshit

S W O R D S? JUST SLICE THROUGH THE TOWER??? O K A Y???

Oh fuck y’all about to fall to your death. He’ll yeah. DiE MEGAN F O X

Oh that’s right we have emotions. Wow.

Bullshit.

B U L L. S H I T.

They should NOT HAVE SURVIVED THAT THAT WAS THOUSANDS OF FEET. YOU WOULDVE BEEN CRUSHED.

Cool van.

NSJSJSJSJAJ V I C T O R I A S E C R E T A D? WTF???

And that’s it. Wow. Awful outro. Imma go vomit now. It’s 4 AM OH MY GOD

[edelgoth]

@imaginebluelions okay so i hope this works akjdhsskdhjsdfkjhfds

hey admin annette!! i saw your self-description at the end of the matchup event and guess what? I actually really enjoy doing them so HERE WE GO

(unfortunately i’ve never played sacred stones – maybe i’ll emulate it one day – so i’ve just given you a platonic and romantic matchup from both three houses & echoes! i hope females are okay for the platonic ones bc ajkkjh. also, i didn’t mean for them to get so long? but Here We Are, i guess)

so, from three houses, i match you with…

(I am) ferdinand (von aeigr)!!

I’ve made that joke before in another matchup and I, personally, think it never gets old

okay i surprised myself here! But the more I read over your description, the more it seemed to fit? i think you and ferdinand could be very good foils to one another. and if there’s one thing I love in relationships, it’s when two people can help each other Grow

first of all, ferdinand is almost overwhelmingly earnest, and he’d be so determined to get to know you that being socially awkward is a non-issue. i think ferdinand is quite socially awkward in his own way; i’m not going to do a whole character analysis in your matchup, but i hope you get what i mean? like so many of his c-supports are him Colossally Fucking Up because he didn’t quite read the room right. BUT my point is that I think he’d make it really easy for you to get along with him (so long as you can put up with a little bit of obnoxiousness)

i think you’d have a lot of fun teasing him. like ferdinand is so,,, dumb. i know you said you gravitate towards smart people, but please consider,,, constantly being sarcastic towards him and him just Never Getting It. the comedic potential. the fun you can have.

he may not be smart, but he works hard!! and he especially works hard to understand people. the reason i find him so endearing is because his support chains usually end up with him doing his very best to understand where others are coming from. and he’d do that with you!! while you’re not the most verbal with your affection, ferdinand would make sure he was paying attention and trying to understand how you express your love for others. he himself is quite straightforward and frank with how he feels, so it may take time for the two of you to really ‘get’ that about each other; but once you do, it’s magic!!

related to this, he’s a little grandiose, and may not understand why you don’t like pda at first; but, once he finds out that you’re not the most comfortable with physical contact, he’ll find other ways to express his affection for you. flowers left outside your room, little notes on your pillow, bundles of your favourite sweets whenever you meet up.

i get the feeling he’s attentive, so whenever you are under immense stress, expect Caretaker Ferdinand to make an appearance. need some tissues? he’s on it. need a drink? coming right up! need a blanket? he’s gotten you three. and he’s the same even when you’re just studying or writing! the man’s just gotta make sure you’re okay, you know?

loves your work. so much. always wants to see what you’ve been writing and drawing. gives the Most Embarrassing compliments. wants to show it to all of his friends. absolutely tells you it’s the best thing he’s ever seen. thinks your novel is the best piece of literature ever written.

ferdinand’s very ambitious, and i feel like he’d be the sort of partner that always pushes you to be the best version of yourself you can be. whether it be with archery (he says it’s a friendly competition, of course), your studies, or your personal wellbeing.

he’s really admire how smart you are. he’d always come to consult you on his own ideas, goals, and perspectives, and would listen with a sincere will to learn. ferdinand really values open dialogue and hearing other points of view, and i think that’d give you guys a ton to talk about!

he’s just,,, really fond and honest and kind, and i think that’d really help enrich your world (if that makes any sense!)

I realize I’ve accidentally written you a whole ferdinand meta BUT I hope you enjoyed it,,, i just think you guys would be really great together

alternative matchups

ashe: a good man,,, i didn’t make him your number one simply because i got a little more passionate writing your ferdinand. but ashe is a wonderful fit for you! ashe’d be calmer than ferdinand, more likely to ease you into a friendship instead of just going for it. ashe is a very patient person, so i think he really wouldn’t mind it when you chatter (honestly, he’d probably enjoy getting to hear your thoughts), and would be able to handle it whenever you got stressed. he’d also understand why you can be cautious with others, and would take the time to understand how you show love and affection, since you don’t tend to verbalize it. furthermore, he’d love to see all your work, and i think he’d be honoured to read your novel as you’re working on it! i feel like ashe is the sort of person that’s very easy to trust? he’s just,,, the best

sylvain: funnily enough, i think sylvain is an inverse of ferdinand in the sense that he’s smart, but not very ambitious. but once you crack his shell and he reveals that he’s not as dumb as he makes himself out to be? i think you guys could have a ton of fun. i think he’d find you quite funny (i just get the vibe he’d really enjoy sarcasm). also, he seems to like reading, if bernadetta’s supports are anything to go off! he’d really enjoy reading your work, and i think he’d love feeling special enough to have access to it jkhfdkfjdh. i think you’d also be able to bond over the fact that you have trouble connecting with people (sure, he gets along with and talks to a ton of people, but he rarely makes genuine connections), and i think that’d be pretty invaluable to the both of you. the main reason he’s not your top match is because he himself isn’t particularly ambitious, and i feel like sylvain is the sort of guy who’d be really into pda. while i’m sure he’d tone it down if you asked him to, i think his tendency to flit around and avoid commitment could cause some trust issues along the way. b u t, if you guys worked through that, you’d be a top tier couple.

platonically, I match you with…

annette!!

and this is NOT just because of your name I promise; I think you guys’d have the absolute cutest friendship!!

first of all, just wanted to point out that she’d kind of be the perfect person to share your novel with? she seems like the type of person who’s just bubbling with ideas all the time, and she’s really enjoy helping you brainstorm!

you both love learning, so you bet you have the nerdiest friendship in the world. you’re always recommending books to each other, or telling each other little fun tidbits of information you’d come across, or even signing up to classes with one another. it’s honestly adorable

annette is very outgoing and accepting, and i can easily see her taking you under her wing in that regard. she seems to really get along with shy people, and i feel like she’d make the ‘getting to know each other’ stage really pleasant? i don’t know if that totally makes sense, but the short form is: she’s lovely

she may be a bit frantic whenever you get stressed, trying to work out how to fix the problem (even when there may not be a solution). but once everything had calmed down, i think she’d be a pretty good person to talk to about your feelings; she just seems so kind and empathetic

i feel like annette would also be quite a good person to talk to in general; whenever you’re chattering away, or have a specific topic you want to talk about, annette’s your girl!

i feel like she may not ‘get’ sarcasm, but you guys would have a lot of inside jokes outside that. and they’re probably all nerdy. it even gets to a point where it’s like you guys have your own language. nobody’s able to decipher it. mercedes is the only person who’s come close.

she really, really wants to learn archery from you; and while you might be obliging at first, i’m sure you can tell that it Really Doesn’t Work Out,,, i’m sure you can imagine the shenanigans

like ferdinand, annette is very kind and earnest, and i think that’d make her much easier to connect with than other people!! annette’s incapable of being anything but kind and supportive, and what else can you ask for in a friend?

but she’s also very smart and ambitious!! you two would always be encouraging each other to do their best!! most motivational and supportive friendship around!!

you guys would just have the cutest friendship in the world? like my goodness?

other friends

linhardt: your friendship with linhardt would be very different from annette’s, let me tell you. i think it’d be the sort of friendship where you just ‘get’ each other. i could even see you being the sort of friends who don’t even need to say that much to each other; you’re very good at reading each other, and you enjoy each other’s company. it’d be a very relaxed, comfortable friendship (what else would lindhart really ask for?). his laziness might get on your nerves sometimes, but maybe it’s just your job as a friend to kick him into gear! honestly look at your echoes friendship match and it’s probably more or less the same thing ajfdskjfhkjfh but i wanted some Variety

claude: i really am just making you friends with the nerds, huh? i think you and claude would make very compatible friends, and you’d have a ton of fun together. i think claude would enjoy your sense of humour, and he’s honestly sort of a meeting point between annette and linhardt here? your friendship would have elements of those two. but, you know, it makes things interesting. very interesting.

(the echoes matchups are a little shorter just because i haven’t spent as long egregiously overthinking the characters, but i hope that’s okay!!)

from echoes, i match you with…

python!!

this one was honestly a little tough because i was choosing between two people, but i think you and python would be a great pair!!

first of all, most sarcastic couple award. you guys would be hilarious; like a very niche brand that most other people don’t quite get, but those that do,,, they just think you two are the funniest people around

archery couple oh my goodness,,, OH THAT’S HOW YOU GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER teaching each other about archery and your tools of the trade and whoops guess we’ve Caught Feelings and now there’s nothing we can do about it

surprisingly, i think this is yet another case where you’d get along rather quickly; while you’re shy and a bit awkward, python is surprisingly approachable and unpretentious. he doesn’t hide anything, and he doesn’t hold back. he’s just easy.

i think he’d be the sort of person that’s good at taking care of you when you need it, without being overwhelming or obvious about it. he just knows what he needs to do. i also feel like he’d handle being snapped at very well? there’s just this unflappability to him.

while he’s not the most talkative guy around, but he’d always listen to you chatter away with a smile on his face. he likes it when you fill the silence, while he just lays there with his head in your lap.

he’s really smart, even if he doesn’t boast about it; he’s perceptive, and he has a good grasp on the reality of things. i think that opens up some interesting avenues for you two, and when he does actually want to talk, i think you could have some fascinating conversations.

he also strikes me as someone who’s not super verbal with his affection either; meaning that you two would have a pretty good implicit understanding of each other, and you’d both get used to how the other shows their affection. i get the feeling that might take the edge off there?

he’s not super into pda, either, and he’s not the most physical guy around; so when he does show affection, it’s a pretty big deal. and i think he’d be prone to ‘small affection’, if that makes sense; his head in your lap, a gentle hand brushing your back, absentmindedly tucking your hair behind his ear, etc.

i think his apathetic front would also bring an interesting element to your relationship; i think you guys could explore that side of him, and why he behaves like that, and it could be quite illuminating for the both of you

but let’s be honest; you guys’d have the most infuriating slowburn. everyone else can see it before you guys. they’re begging you to get together. and it might take forever, but it’d be worth it

i just really like this pairing!! i think you’d understand each other really well, but there’s enough variation there to keep it interesting

alternate matchups

conrad: he was the other option. he nearly edged out on top, but oh well. I think conrad would find you really cute? he’s very kind and sensitive himself, and I think his warmth would really help facilitate a relationship between the two of you. i think he’d also admire your intelligence, and he seems the type to compliment you often. he’d be more overtly caring than python, and i really think he’s a people pleaser. as such, i think he’d just want to impress you, you know?

boey: the Vibe is just there for this one, and I honestly can’t quite justify myself? I think you’d have quite a good rapport with him too, especially when it comes to how smart you are and your sense of humour. I think you guys also have a few similarities (maybe!!), so that means you’d have a pretty good understanding of each other!!

platonically, I match you with…

luthier!!

this’d be the sassiest, most sarcastic friendship in the world imo

you guys have a lot of similarities, as far as I can tell, and i think that’d really help bring the two of you together! I think you’d bounce off each other really well, and the rapport would be top notch

you’re both really into learning, and I’m sure you guys would always be talking away about your areas of interest. I hope you’re interesting in magic because oh boy

luthier is a good critic, so if you want honest opinions on your work to help you improve, he’s your guy

because you understand each other very well, you don’t really need to say much to each other sometimes; you just enjoy being in each other’s company, able to just be yourselves

he’s not the best at comforting people, or responding to strong emotions, but if you need someone to help you cut through the bullshit,,, well, he’s very honest and straightforward on that front

i could see you guys having some kind of friendly intellectual rivalry, especially if your areas of speciality overlapped.

sort of similarly to annette, i feel like how smart and ambitious he is would push you guys to do your best. he’s just less actively encouraging, because he knows how capable you are; he doesn’t need to say it

i think the understanding you could offer each other is the thing that really ties you together; it’s just nice to have someone around who gets it, and gets you, and accepts you for it

and i think that’s what luthier really needs; someone to look at him, to understand the sort of person he is, and to accept him for it. and i think that person is you!!

I’m sorry this one’s a little shorter (I am Burnt Out), but i think you’d have a great friendship!! please look after this socially incompetent sassy mage!!

other friends

mae: my girl!! i think you’d have a delightful dynamic, with you being the quieter, more down-to-earth one, and mae being the lively, energetic one. mae’s also really smart, so i think you’d bounce off each other quite well in that regard, and i feel like your senses of humour would line up quite well! i get the vibe that a lot of your values are the same? mae’s very hard-working, and i think this is another case where you could encourage each other to do your best.  

slique: this may be a bit of a moot point, but i think that silque’s just the sort of person who could be friends with anyone. silque is very kind and patient, and i think she’d just be really supportive. i think she’d be quite good at helping you whenever you were under immense stress, and she’d always be willing to listen to you.

i know the quality of this has dropped significantly as it’s gone on, but i hope you like it!! thanks for all your lovely writing!!

[mail-me-a-snail]

Two Birthdays: Part 2

welcome back! i hope you’re enjoying the story so far. wilford and the gang are up to mischief. lord help them. also @arcady6011 you wanted me to tag you but its not working smh 

you can find part one here

“Okay, everyone. It’s time to throw a party.”

With that, every ego filed out of the room until only the Jims, Bim, and Wilford were left sitting at the table. They still had to pick out a proper cake recipe, but they were just going back and forth on what flavors are good and why that flavor is like putting a wet sock in your mouth. 

“I still think we should use our grandmother’s, Jim, recipe for Jim cake with Jim on top, Pink Jim.” Reporter Jim argued.

“Well, I for one believe we should go for my idea of a meat cake.” Bim replied.

Camera Jim turned to the gameshow host. “What’s the meat going to be? Pork?Chicken?”

Bim smiled, almost menacingly. “Jim.”

Wilford sighs, they were getting nowhere. He puts a hand between the Jims and Bim. “That’s enough out of both of you. Dark isn’t a cannibal,” he shot at Bim, “and I frankly have no idea what you’re talking about, Jim.”

“You’re idea of a bubblegum cake isn’t exactly any better, Wilford!” the suited man retorted. 

“W-What are you talking about? I, for one, think it’s the most charming flavor-”

“That’s because you’re a bubblegum bitch-”

“Pink Jim, Suit Jim, we are getting nowhere with this!” Reporter Jim interrupted, huffing. Since when had he become the voice of reason here? 

Before the two could tell Jim to shut his Jim hole, a notification ding came from Wilford’s phone. It was an email from Google. Attached to the email was a recipe for a two-layered black cake and a picture of what the cake is supposed to look like. Under the picture was a note:

- Wilford. I can see you arguing on the surveillance cameras. Please make this your primary objective and cease your bickering. Google.”

Wilford looks up at the camera in the far corner of the room, sticking his tongue out at it. It was childish, yes, but it made him feel better. 

“Bim, get the flour and the eggs. Jim, clean up the kitchen. Warfie here is gonna bake the best cake ever. “

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“The host thinks this is a very bad idea.” Host muttered, dragging along a heavy plastic bag of various party supplies such as several brightly colored party hats, a birthday card to be signed by all the egos, and about three bags of confetti. 

“I c-c-concur.” Google replied, bored. He was swiping through the internet for decorating guides, a checklist in his other hand. They’ve gotten mostly everything, but they were still missing some items. That decorating shop had been lacking and Google and Host were sure the owner wouldn’t need it anymore. 

“The host wonders how old Dark is. He asks Google for his calculations earlier.” Host narrated, curious. No one knew where Dark came from or when he really appeared in their lives. 

“F-From my calculations, D-D-Dark should be 136 ye-years old, from my estimated d-date of birth, and t-the fact that he h-h-has two birthdays a year.” Google calculated, wondering out loud. The android heard Host’s footsteps fade and stop walking. 

“..136 years old?” For once, the Host seemed completely caught off guard. 

“D-Dark is not w-wholly human. T-T-The body he u-uses is being held together by s-some entity, or perhaps magic.” Google turned around, replying. He had looked into Dark when the being had come into their lives, leading the cyborg down a long rabbit hole of news reports from the 50′s about the mayor of a distant city seemingly disappearing out of nowhere. 

“The host has sensed the same thing from Dark, yes.” Host narrated, sighing and picking the plastic bag up again. They had to get decorating already. 

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Dr. Iplier knocked on the door of Dark’s office, still nervous. The knocks rang out hollowly out into the empty hallway. The doctor waited a few minutes, then another few, until a deep “Come in.” rumbled from inside, startling him. 

Dark sat at his desk, hands clasped in a polite manner. He gestured to the chair in front of him. Iplier had no intentions of refusing. 

“My good doctor. What do you need?” Dark inquired, his aura gently redounding as a ringing noise filled the doctor’s ears.  “Has Wilford murdered someone again?”

Dr. Iplier shakes his head.

“I-It’s, ah, not that, Dark. It’s, well, um-” Dr. Iplier sputtered. 

“Speak.” came the impatient growl from Dark. The ringing noise greatly amplified, along with floorboard creaking. The doctor winced, then composes himself, taking a deep breath. 

“I...just wanted to do your regular medical check up.” Dr. Iplier said meekly. At that, Dark’s aura softened considerably. “I’ve noticed your shell is cracking more than it should be. Is everything alright with...?”

“The Mayor and the Seer are fine. I am fine. Thank you for your concern, doctor, but I don’t need to be examined.” Dark stopped him with a hand. 

“At least let me look.” Dr. Iplier pleaded. If he just left Dark here in his office, he might go wandering off to look for someone, then the whole party would be ruined!  He had to bring their leader to his clinic to distract him. 

Dark sighs, taking a few moments to reconsider. “Fine. One examination.” Dr.Iplier smiles in relief.

Things were going according to plan.

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Things were not going according to plan.

Wilford had chosen the absolutely wrong people to help him bake. These fools had no idea how to follow a recipe and were eyeballing measurements and ingredients. The mustached man had to stop Bim from kicking the Jims into the oven twice by now. 

The kitchen was a horrible mess. There were eggs splattered and broken on the wall and flour covered about half of the room. It had only been an hour since they started, but they were only done with the cake batter. 

To make matters worse, he got a call from Dr. Iplier. He wiped his flour covered hands on his pants, they were going in the wash, anyway, and picked up the phone. 

“Yello?” He said. 

“No, it’s Dr. Iplier. I’m bringing Dark to my clinic so I can-”

“Your clinic?! Do you realize which kitchen we’re in?!” Wilford interrupted, panicking. Every floor had its own kitchen, one for each of the egos. Dr. Iplier’s kitchen was the most clean out of all of them, so they had settled with that.

“You’re in my kitchen? Wilford, I swear to God, if you make a mess in there-”

Wilford ducks, narrowly missing an egg aimed at his head and seeing it splat on the wall. “Ah, well...good doctor, I think it’s a little late for that.” 

A frustrated growl came from the man on the other line. “I’ll deal with that later. We’re already on your floor. Be as quiet as possible.” The line went dead, the doctor had hung up.

Wilford began to sweat.

Things were really, really not going according to plan.

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Dark follows Dr. Iplier down the hallway, passing by several doors. It was true that his shell was cracking. Damien and Celine had been incessantly shouting at him about something, he just couldn’t remember what. 

Before he could gather his thoughts, they heard a loud crash from one of the doors, and a few “FUCK”s and shushing. Dark turned to Dr. Iplier, who had covered his face with a hand, groaning. 

Dark reached for the doorknob, intending to open it, until the door opened itself, and a messy Wilford came out of the room, shutting the door behind him. Dark stepped back in surprise, then narrowed his eyes at his pink partner.

“Wilford, why are you covered in flour?”

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here’s what the cake is supposed to look like

[ak-spra]

Who Is The Mun?

knowing your partner well makes writing a lot easier . tag this with the people you enjoy roleplaying with , but want to get to know better ! REPOST , don’t reblog !

⊰ B A S I C S ⊱

◦ name : Lorcan


◦ age : 21


◦ pronouns : I most love ze/zir* but they/them or hehim is fine too!


◦ zodiac sign : Gemini!


◦ taken or single : I am a married person yo

⊰ T H R E E ◦ F A C T S ⊱

◦ i. ) it says a lot about me that my colleague saw a photo of a man in my wallet and assumed him to be my boyfriend, only to be surprised when I mentioned a wife. The photo was from a 90s magazine, it was Fox Mulder.


◦ ii. ) I have 2 giant african land snails called Godzilla and King Kong! And a temp guest garden snail called Tails who broke their shell and I’m healing.


◦ iii. ) I work a lot of local events and the UK YouTube con because I love being helpful!!!!! And also free access to cool things.

⊰ E X P E R I E N C E ⊱

◦ platforms you used : For writing? Twitter, Skype, Tumblr, Discord


◦ best experience : Staying up until past dawn writing a complex Pacific Rim arc where Newt forced a melt with a Kaiju called Scunner and really fucked himself up. I cried real tears.

⊰ M U S E ◦ P R E F E R E N C E ⊱

◦ female or male : What is gender? I don’t know her. (So far only male presenting characters have reached me but I don’t see any of them as cis)


◦ least favorite face(s) : Can’t think of anyone!


◦ multi or single : I tried hard to keep several at once, but my ADHD has limits.

⊰ W R I T I N G ◦ P R E F E R E N C E ⊱

◦ fluff , angst , or smut : ANGST ANGST ANGST 


◦ plots or memes : I like to have a basis understanding of how they may know each other before we write, but I love when a meme becomes a thread

tagged by : No one but stolen from @uss-camelot-crew


tagging : Roll up, Roll up! Come tell us about yourself!

* I have a lot of complex feelings about so called neopronouns aka pronouns outside the ""closed"" word class of she/he/they in the English language. Hit me up for that dialogue! The great thing is they're open to interpretation, so I won't ever tell you you're sayin them wrong. Personally, here's how I generally use them, but even I swap around:

she/he = ze hers/his = zir her/him = zir

[classic-cherryberry]

For the *cough cough* self-harm reactions post (because, as someone who's gone through it before, it breaks my heart), assuming Red is the one who did it (of course, who else?... poor guy...) ‼️⭕️ Blue, ❗️♨️ Classic

This little drabble ran a bit long. Heh- w o o p s . That’s why it took way longer than both you and I expected- so sorry for the wait. In this story, Undertale Sans shall be referred to as Comic and Underfell Sans will be referred to as Red. I didn’t incorporate Blue’s piece here since this bit took long enough to write on its own.

Ugh… it is HOT today. Red sighs as he flops onto the couch, feeling sweat drip down his skull. Weather on the surface is so fuckin’ weird… he doubts he’ll ever get used to it. He sub-consciously wipes his forehead, feeling another heat pulse run through his covered arms. Must.. take… off… jacket…

He grumbles and slips his arms out of the cursed thick, black sleeves and carelessly tosses the black mass across the room, watching with slight amusement as it lands on the stairs and falls down a step. Serves the sun-soaker right… he groans as the heat stops pulsing through him, his now bare arms relieved from the pain of that winter jacket.

In the kitchen Comic is sitting on the counter, lazily swinging his legs a wooden spoon magically stirs a pitcher to his right. Of course, stirring it himself is just too much of a bother. He hears the set of groans from the other room and opens his eyes, his curiosity and slight concern sparked. “hey, everything going alright in there red? you good?”

“Yeah, I’m about as chill as I can get in this heat.” Comic snickers a bit at that, and can practically feel Red smile in return. “Izzat cold shit done yet? Been waitin’ for AGES…”

“it’s literally been three minutes, bud.”

“Time is an illusion.”

Comic rolls his eyes. “you need to stop watching so many cartoons, you dork.”

“Yeah, that certainly means a lot coming from you- it’s no secret you binge sit-coms.”

“well, at least neither of us have watched the same documentary about bees seven bajillion times in the last week.”

“Good point.”

Ah, nothing like a good old conversation ending in poking fun at Blue’s weird obsession over cheezy documentaries to pass the time. Comic glances over at the pitcher, which is now a nice steady shade of pink. Looks wonderful for this dreaded weather.

Summer is truly a hoodie-lover’s nightmare.

Comic takes the pitcher, letting his left eye flicker out, as it is not in use anymore, and brings his normal white pupils back into existence before pulling two tall glasses from the cupboard. “you gonna come over here, you lazy butt, or do i have to come serve ya?” Comic calls. He hears Red snicker.

“As if I’M the lazy butt here, Comic.”

“well, i’m not wrong.”

“Just come over here with the fucking gay sugar water, eh?”

“it is not ‘gay sugar water’, it is pink lemonade. i’ll have you know that pink is a very mascul-”

Comic was in the process of crossing from the kitchen to the other room, eyes half-lidded and the lemonade literally only not spilling all over the place due to sheer magic, when his little response got cut short.

Oh.

Fuck.

His gaze is immediately drawn to Red’s bare arms. He had never actually seen him without a hoodie or long-sleeved shirt, and now he thinks he knows why.

“…ine…. color.”

Red just rolls his eyes, oblivious. “Are ya just gonna stand there all day? Get the fuck over here, I’m DYING.” he complains, throwing an arm over his forehead dramatically to emphasize his point. His arm… Comic’s smile tightens a little as he resumes his walk over, deciding not to ask questions… yet.

He can’t bring himself to say anything witty, his soul feels like it’s being weighed down and his metaphorical throat is suddenly dry. He makes no comment as he sits down on the couch, pours Red’s glass, his mouth is shut as Red keeps snickering over his own stupid(ly hilarious) jokes.

It takes Red a few minutes to even realize Comic is being unusually quiet and still. He playfully rams into his shoulder, amusement glimmering in his red pupil. “Whazza mattah wit’chu? Heat melt your tongue off?”

Comic jolts a little, pink lemonade sloshing onto his lap and making his cheeks heat up with a light blue glow. “u-uh-”

Red snickers and leans his head against Comic’s shoulder, an eyebrow raised. “Ay, common- I ain’t stupid. Tell me what’s goin’ on in your weird mind.”

Is Red completely clueless? Does he even realize that his slitted arms are exposed? A chill runs down Comic’s spine, sweat beginning to gather on his brow. “oh, it’s just that it’s weird that you don’t have your hoodie on. i know you don’t take it off much.”

Red shrugs. “So? You’ve seen that shit before, didn’t bother you then. Just fucking spill the beans.” He reaches over with his empty hand to boop Comic on the nose when he sees i t. O h . His joking demeanor suddenly deflates, his arm freezes and his pupil disappears.

Comic tenses as well. “red-! fuck- don’t leave me buddy- come on, i ain’t mad-” oh no, oh no- Comic quickly places the pitcher on the floor, as well as the two glasses, and Red doesn’t even twitch as the cup is plucked from his hand. SHIT.

Comic gently cups Red’s face in his hands. “buddy, red- stay with me- listen ‘ere, i’m not mad at you for- f-for- t h a t- but i need you t’talk to me- please, red-” Red is being unresponsive. This isn’t good. Steeling himself, Coming takes a deep breath, trying to convince his voice to stop shaking.

“red. you’re checkin’ out again, bud. c’mon, wake up.” He uses the loudest, deepest voice he can without yelling in Red’s metaphorical ear. As he hopes- the volume shakes Red back to reality.

“Wha- huh? C-c-” Red jolts a little and gasps, his red pupil returning to his right eyesocket.

“yeah, bud. i’m right here, kay? nobody hurtcha. it’s only been about twenty seconds. you got nothin’ to freak out about. just… here.” Comic bends down and takes up Red’s cup of lemonade again, gently guiding Red’s still frozen fingers around the glass. “drink some of that. it’ll help ya ‘chill’ a bit.”

That definitely helps Red back to the present, his shoulders relax and he lets out a single, distant sounding, “Heh.” He then shakily brings the glass to his teeth, his eyes closing as the cold liquid splashes past the barrier under his skull. Comic breathes a sigh of relief, wiping a bit of the sweat off of his brow.

Once Red swallows Comic decides that he needs to press now. He just… has to know. “you uh… remember why you blanked out there?”

Red hesitates before nodding slowly, his expression darkening a bit. “Yeah.”

“you… think you can talk about it?”

Red looks uncertain. “I-I dunno, man- it- it ain’t somethin’ I enjoy thinkin’ about…”

Comic feels himself losing patience. Some small part of him fears that he was the one to cause Red to do this to himself. The rest of him just needs to know if he’s okay. “red, please… talk to me. i- i just wanna know what’s wrong. wazzit something i did? i mean- some of those look pretty recent- are blue and i doing something wrong?” Well… that all came spilling out quickly.

Red looks a bit shell-shocked. “Wh- Comic- n-no- it- it’s not you, it’s all just… me. It’s… stupid.” He looks away, trying to distance himself from the concerned body pressing up against him.

“…it’s not stupid, red. it’s hurting you. it can’t be stupid if it’s bringing you to such drastic measures.”

Red still looks uncomfortable, but he looks back for a brief moment, long enough for Comic to give him a gentle smile. Red sighs, suddenly itching to disappear into his embrace… though, at the same time, he wants to disappear into the oblivion so that all his lovers could forget about him. About this moment. He’s been dreading it for as long as he’s known Comic and Blue… he knew it was only a matter of time before they found out, and the anxiety of just WHEN had been crushing.

“I’ve just… been worried, I guess.”

Red goes quiet for a few moments, and Comic feels a mighty need to wrap his arms around his anxious doppleganger and envelope him in a hug that never ends. But… he doesn’t know how Red would react to the contact. He’ll… play it safe. As much as it kills him to do so.

“I… some part of me thinks that this is all fake, yanno…?”

Comic bites down on his metaphorical tongue. If he intervenes, Red may never open up about this again. He wants to tell Red that it isn’t- all of this is real and genuine, those thoughts are just old habits-

“I’m scared that yer just puttn’ up with me for the hell of it. Maybe to get some sick laugh from it. I… I’m scared that I’m not doing enough for the two of you. All I do is laze around while Blue works his ass off- and you’ve been takin’ care of the house… I-I’m useless- aren’t I- just a pathetic l-lump-”

Red’s voice begins to break and crack and Comic can’t hold himself back anymore.

Sleeved arms wrap around bare ones, and a smooth skull buries itself into the nook of the neck of the scarred one.

“that isn’t true. none of it. red, i am not acting. blue isn’t just putting up with you- i’ve seen how he looks at you. you aren’t useless. we both love you being here- our lives wouldn’t be complete without you tellin’ jokes, helpin’ out with the laundry… just… being here. you don’t mean less than blue or me in this relationship, red… you just can’t see yourself in the same light as blue and i do. there’s nothing wrong with that… you’re doing your best. that’s all blue and i care about. We’re just so, so happy you’re here, red…”

Red lets out a tiny sob, nearly transparent globs of wet magic pooling in his eyes and blurring his vision.

“That’s why it’s so stupid… I can’t bring myself to believe that.”

Comic can understand that. Sometimes he gets little spells in which everything feels fake as well… is that what Red feels all the time? That’s a lot of pressure on one guy.

“hey, it’s okay. i get that. just try and remind yourself that blue and i are here for you, okay? just… talk to us if it gets bad enough for you to… do that.”

Comic feels Red nod in response. Good… maybe he can prevent this happening in the future. A few quiet moments pass before Red finds his voice again. “Couldja get offa me now? Yer hot as hell…”

This only makes Comic grin. “i don’t need you to tell me that, hun.”

“Oh- come on- I didn’t mean it like that- yer makin’ me overheat here!” Red’s cheeks are flushed. Damnit- as much as he loves Comic nestled up to the crook of his neck like this, his body is considerably warm, especially since he hasn’t taken off his jacket. How he manages in this fucking summer heat is beyond Red. “but you’re so comfy, red…”

“Fuck you.”

Comic is glad that Red doesn’t feel too horrible after that conversation. He’s well enough to make a scene… Comic decides to take that as a good sign.

They’d be okay.

[crabsticksforbreakfast]

A-Z messages

Think of a person for every letter of the alphabet (if you can) and type a message to them without mentioning their name.

A - I find it strange, the way things turned out with us. You were my best friend and I thought you knew me well enough to realise that I would never do what you accused me of doing. It hurts that you didn’t accept my explanation. In a way it feels like, deep down, you were tired of keeping this friendship going and it was a good excuse to end it. The silence will continue for as long as you let it, because I will not apologise for something I didn’t do.

B - Thank you for being the quirky, nerdy, Scandinavian looking weirdo my best friend always wanted. You’ve given her the confidence to do what she wants to do in life and you’ve healed all the wounds caused by those who didn’t deserve her.

C - When I first met you, I admit I was slightly intimidated by you. You are one of life’s beautiful creatures, and I naturally felt inferior. But now we’ve spent more time together, I see that you’re a great person on the inside too. Our Tuesdays always put me in a good mood and I could easily write a book about all the funny things that happen in that room!

D - We have always said it was fate that we met. You understand my weirdness and I understand yours. We’ve changed so much and been through so much, and we’ve always found a comforting voice in each other. I love our random adventures and our misheard lyrics, but most of all, I love you, you rancid old slag.

E - I find it utterly ridiculous how jealous I am of you. You pose me no real threat and I know that even more now than ever, but in my moments of deep insecurity, I will still find myself comparing myself to you, even when you’re long out of the picture.

F - Being around you used to be enjoyable, but you are becoming increasingly bitter and negative and it makes me so desperately uncomfortable. I wish that just once you would try to see the positive in someone and say something nice. It is unsettling to hear you bitch so much about everyone. I can’t help but wonder what you say about me when my back is turned.

G - As soon as I met you, you were there for me. My second mother. And now it seems you have inadvertently given me the greatest gift by bringing your son into my life. Second mother... mother-in-law... it’s all the same really! If only you knew that your secret dream was actually slowly coming true.

H - You are my rock, my sister, my favourite human. I struggle to think of a time when I didn’t have you, although I’ve only had you for around half of my life. I can tell you anything and will always support you in your hard times. You are worth so much more than you allow yourself to have and I hope that you continue to be strong with all you are battling. I love you.

I - You could have just been honest. I had so much admiration for you, but you watched me make a fool out of myself in front of everyone. There was no need to be mysterious about things. You could have just told me instead of fucking with my head.

J - You were my first love, and now you’re back in my life in a completely different way. Thank you for sparking the first flame of romance in my heart when I was a fat little eight year old. You showed me that truly good men did exist in the world. Now, you give me the motivation to break out of my shell and share my passion with others. I could never have done this without you.

K - When you came into my life, I never expected that I’d come to need you so much. For a while, I’ll admit, I thought I’d taken on more than I could handle, but you were going through things I could never have guessed at. Now I have peeled back the layers more, I’ve discovered who you really are and I am so thankful to call you my friend. Thanks for listening to my nonsense.

L - Sometimes you are my most valued confidant, and sometimes it feels as though we barely know each other. You see the world so completely differently to me, and often this can be infuriating, but I know, at heart you are a good person who loves me, and I appreciate that so much. I do wish that I could tell you everything like I used to, but when it feels like you don’t care about what’s on my mind, it makes me retreat from you. I wish things were different.

M - I loved you so much, and even now, I think about you many times during each day. Re-reading my memories of you doesn’t hurt any more, and a part of me wishes we could spend some time together as friends, but I’m scared you’ll let me down, as frankly, you always did. If only you had been as dedicated to me as I was to you. Things would have been very different. But I know that things turned out the way they did for the right reasons as everything is beginning to fall into place for me. I genuinely hope your life gets better and that you are happy with your choices. I hope your health improves and that they can cure you. You deserve every good thing, and that includes my forgiveness.

N - You’re grumpy, you’re foul-mouthed, you’re immature, but you’re the coolest relative I could have wished for. I had to grow up without you but in a way, I feel we bonded better as adults than we would have if I’d been a child. I’m so glad our mutual friend pushed us together on that boozy night. Fucking wanker.

O - When I knew you at school, I didn’t really know you at all. You were just another face in the crowd. Now I know you in adulthood, I have discovered that you are basically me. We like the same things, laugh at the same jokes, we even have the same weird insecurities. You are a good person through and through and I’m so glad you’re my friend. I’m sorry I glared at you the other day. You did not deserve that!

P - You are so wise and so influential in my life. We’re such different people, of different ages, from different backgrounds, but we just gel. Your straight talking advice is always spot on and I love how you remember all the stories I tell you. You genuinely care what happens to me and that is so refreshing. Thank you for letting me stay at your house. Those three weeks saved my life.

Q - You were my stop gap. My stepping stone. I never even met you, but you gave me something to obsess about when I needed to fill a hole in my heart. I still think you’re adorable, but I’m living in reality now. You showed me it was possible to move on from the saddest moment of my life, even if it was all in my head.

R - You were a rollercoaster ride. You spun me round and shook me up and made me feel something at a time when I felt like nothing. Sure, what you did was super shitty, and a part of me still kinda wants to punch you in the face, but you were the best kiss I ever had. I just hope, for her sake, that your wife never finds out what you did.

S - Good god. You are... beyond words. I still can’t believe that when I first saw you, I was so underwhelmed. Now, you set my soul on fire with each move you make, each half-smile, each lingering stare. You are two different people in one, and the one you rarely show is starting to come out and shock me more and more. I really hope you don’t leave before I am ready to leave with you. I can’t wait to spend 48 hours in your bed, wrapped in your arms. I wish I knew how to show you how much I love you. Shower head, bath tub, man and woman symbol, toilet, pink bikini xxx

T - Please, please, please let me stay in my job. Thank you.

U - ......

V - You are such a nice person, but you need to sort yourself out. I do not want to be the one who has to call the ambulance because you ate yourself into a diabetic coma.

W - I miss seeing your happy little face. I miss our occasional nights out. You turned from sweet innocent lady into knicker-flashing wild child. You are so funny and lovely.

X - ...

Y - ...

Z - You are my icon. You are the kindest, most down to earth human being on Earth. You have been through more shit than anyone I know, yet you still keep a smile on your gorgeous little face every day, ready with open arms to give hugs to those having a bad day. Your advice has been the most thoughtful, honest and kind I have ever received and I hope you get the love you deserve. Any man would be lucky to have you, and if we both end up alone in the long run, I’d happily marry you so we can be mad, short, ginger women together.

[theamericannightmare25]

The Alphabet

A: Athletic- The single driving force in his life. He's physical abilities allowing him to pursue, persist, and persevere. The thing that's cause him the most constant joy and hardest times of his life. Responsible for majority of his biggest connections through his life. B: Bold- Always willing to stand in place when everyone around him chooses to sit. Not afraid to puff out his chest and go against the grain, make the hard choice and stick to his guns. Looking life in the face when it asks "are you willing to die for your love abd your faith" and simply stating with a smile "I Am" C: Courageous- the ability to wake up everyday knowing where he's been and what he's thought. Seeing his demons and accepting them as part of him instead of running from or hiding from them. Having the hard talks with those you love. Standing firm in your ways, abilities, affections, beliefs and yourself. Even if you stand...and die...alone. D: Destructive- seeing the imminent possibility that everyday could blow up in your face without question and without a second thought and deciding to move forward regardless. Allowing himself to be cut down day after day and accepting it as a condition of business, pleasure and love. E: Epitome- being the perfect representation of every mistake you've ever made and wearing it like steel armor forged in the fires of hell. Making your shortcomings your strengths and presenting the aura of imperfect perfection. F: Fatigue- a truly invasive presence in his everyday life. Growing ever tired of trying everyday to move forward only to wake up and find himself in the same place. Or worse...further away. G: Grandios- putting forth the effort to go well above and beyond in a truly outlandish display to prove himself on the regular. Planning AND carrying out a heist. Constantly over stepping his bounds. Crossing lines and disregarding boundaries. Planning small events for days on end and failing to pull them off unsuccessfully on the regular. H: Hope- the thing that that drives his feet to the floor and his eyes forward everyday. The biggest concept in his head that pushes him to keep on fighting that maybe today will be the day. And if not...maybe tomorrow. Because the possible becomes impossible only when you lose hope. I: Inconsistency- the regularly irregular treatment of everyday life. The ability to care so much in one instant about the smallest detail only to change over to a completely uncaring perspective in order to get through your day. Feeling the highest points of human interaction in one instant and feeling so incredibly alone and discarded in the next. J: Jealousy- not only seeing what people have that you can't...but also seeing what people had and knowing you never will. In its purest form, knowing how much better you are but never being able to attain rank beyond your current station. The feeling that his position will never improve because of past events and seeing the glory in others futures that will not include you. K: Kingpin- having the world at his fingertips despite all the illusions of mediocrity surrounding his life. Being able to reach out and touch his surroundings in a way to mold them around himself in any way he chooses. Presenting an aura about himself that others see as nothing less than being the alpha in all scenarios. Its his world. He merely allows you tennantship in it. L: Love- the greatest single thing one person can give another. And if he gives you his...he's giving you the key code to destroy him and all that he is. His fire hardened belief that love never fails presses him forward in fruitless endeavors and gives him faith in those others have discarded and disregarded. But make no mistake...once his love is betrayed, there is no short path to rebuild. M: Monuments- small, seemingly insignificant gestures made or shrines built in private to signify a platform he has put someone or something on. Collections of items to commemorate the funnest of times and the meaningful events in his life. Most of which built on the ruins of previously destroyed kingdoms in his mind, only to join the rest of them in the ashes of his past...or in the bottom of his closet until he can bring himself the throw them out. N: Nightmare- not in the sense of his bad dreams. In the sense of his existence. Instead of claiming to be living one, becoming one. Turning darkness into his home and allowing himself to instill it into others. Be it bringing them into the darkness with him and teaching them to feel its power; or bringing the fear to their doorstep and forcing the shadows to torment them until they jolt awake and find the light. O: Omminous- feeling the universe for what it is. Seeing the feeling in facial expressions and feeling the emotion of a room beyond your average rodeo clown. These are not parlor tricks or carnival games. These are premonitions and gut feelings. These are reading the lines that aren't being written and the words not being said. The truths not being told. He feels it and sees it all. Its burns in his stomach and keeps him awake at night. P: Positivity- not something readily possessed in his world. Through coming up in solitude and darkness he has lost his affinity to look for the light. It burns his eyes, shows his weakness and reveals his scars. It proves his mortality and reminds him that he does feel. Q: Quirky- not what you'd expect from a man of his physical stature. Weird in the oddest of ways. A goofball with a twisted sense of humor and childish affinity for pranks and laughter. Finicky at times with people and relationships. He reads others well but sometimes over looks the obvious...or worse...over sees things that just aren't there. Testy when it comes to interaction. Will shut down if he feels unwelcome or taken for granted. R: Righteous- standing on the side of he believes to be right despite who it causes him to stand against. He's lost friends over it. He's had relationships crumble because of it. He's stood with one friend and against another. Even physically sending one to a hospital because of his truthfully wrong attack on another. His true north does not waiver due to alliance. S: Sacrific- the letting go of one thing for the betterment of another. A sacrifice to the gods to end a drought. Sacrificing a relationship for a sport thats saved your life; a dream job for a shit career; a friendship for brotherhood; yourself for another. T: Timing- simply the most important facet in life. Without it nothing can work. And because of that, the easiest excuse. In sports timing can be the difference between a sack, a pick, a completion or a touchdown. A strike three, a foul ball, a single or home run. In life it can mean the difference between fond memories and happily ever after. In life, the difference between I wish and i will. U: Unconditional- his love is unconditional. He knew it from the start. You can see it in his eyemls. You can feel it from his heart. Possessing the ability to to state factual things without adding the word "but" to them. I want to...but. I'm hungry...but. Most importantly...i love you...but. V: Vitality- being active and strong. He acts with vitality in all walks. From doing the best he can in everyday life to being everything she can handle and more. His appetites are insatiable and his mind is set to purpose. W: Withdrawl- longing for some part of you that's no longer there. Missing a piece of yourself that you've allowed another to keep instead of taking it back. Longing for something gone instead of finding there is often something better or stronger in its place. He longs for his former life when things were simple. Sometimes forgetting that bigger and better things always lie ahead...not behind. X: Xeniel- though not always outwardly, often open to new guests in his life. Genreally friendly behind his shell. Looking for companionship to ease the pain and lessen the silence in his life. Welcoming until given reason to withdraw. Y: Youthful- of young age at heart, despite his jaded mind and broken heart. Will only pass on his youthful ways in order to accomodate the next generation. Never yielding to the ways of his age and only getting smarter about the application of debotchery. Z: Zany- unusual thoughts often creep through his day. Outlandish ideas and crazy thoughts fuel what he claims to be marketing genius and clever punnery. Often making up words to help drive conversations along and break up monotony. Irrational ideas behind real life issues and concepts unbecoming of decent people.