#i am SHORT

[doodle-boy]

Weridly gender confirming moment happened to me when one of my dnd buddies got a flat and we were helping him pump it back up.

Just myself and five other dudes are just standing around discussing tire pressures and potential causes for the flat.

We were just guys being dudes lol.

I am but a fellow man being dude, standing around and discussing what is the best pressure for a tire.

[kaleidoscopiccc]

not wearing platforms for the first time in weeks i feel short

[gregmarriage]

we be representing during pride month!!!

[just-antithings]

wait erin levi is only 160 cm how short are you??

I’m 5’4” idk exactly how many centimeters that is but it’s less than 160 😭

[einsteinsugly]

Hot Take Time!

Jackie Burkhart, at 5'4, isn't short. The average height for an American woman is 5'4. So she isn't short, or a midget. She's just average.

[popcorn-plots]

For the ask game: 📱& 📏

yay!!!

my phone lock screen and home screen... no, that is not my boyfriend. yes, that's Jesse Baker. yes, there is a story behind it and no, I will not be elaborating. My home screen is self-explanatory, I'm pan and I like Stephen (who also happens to be pan)

how tall am I?

I am 5 foot 3 inches (160 cm for the rest of the world). I am short :(

[kyitre]

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[random-moth]

I want to be a crypid to people. I wish to be a horror beyond comprehension and have people fear me. BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN I AM 4 FOOT FUCKIN 11

[robotfaggot]

HEIGHT DIFFERENCES

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[cardboardboxfly]

Ya boy the vertically challenged femboy is at it again

[allo-frouto]

How tall are you?

I think I am 1,67cm.

[anxioustwilight]

When I was playing Vader Immortal I felt like a hobbit

[fullofcake]

how tall are you?

5'0" or 152.4 cm

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

Viago, when playing as Rook De Riva: you IDIOT you were my favorite fledgling why did you have to make a mess of this now I have to jump through all these convoluted hoops to keep you safe. Teia stop telling Rook how much I missed them it's not funny they could have DIED. also your room is exactly the way you left it please come home

Strife, when playing as Rook Aldwir: Why hasn't this weird bug i kicked out of our camp ages ago died yet :|

[gin-juice-tonic]

remembering one of the times i was getting evaluated by a therapist to determine if i was "really trans" or not or whatever and he was like "so if you transitioned to male, how would you dress differently?"

and i was like "i.. dont know. I wouldnt?"

and he looked at me blankly and wrote something down and said "really? you wouldnt wear anything more masculine?"

and i realized i'd given the wrong answer so I just said "I would... wear... suits?"

and he smiled and wrote something else down like "ah! yes"

[lazylittledragon]

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