#i am DISTRAUGHT!!!!!!!!

[thegeminisage]

squeezing in an hour of zelda before i have to take mom 2 the dentist 😤

first things first i must kill with fire the redead i fled from last night. rip

i love that i get my arrows back when i do this lol

i feel like the game was steering me towards electricity but i have more fire stuff so i'll keep using it as long as it works

admittedly. this is a little less daunting in broad daylight

i am Not ready to do more quest stuff. i think i AM ready to get my next memory. and also to get away from the redeads!!!!!

snow boots. rito clothes. im bracing myself.

you know what fuck it. i can EASILY make it to this memory but let's see if i can't make it to the final tower. i want my map filled in!

oh dear it's been snowed in lol

aw a little underground river. idk i love to river raft in this game. feels like an amusement park ride every time

i made it inside! LAST OOONE

ah man. and now of course i know where i must land. idk if i'm ready!!!!!!!!!! but i'm doing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well. here i am. i'm gonna frow up

IM GONNA FROW UP

HE'S DOING THE KNEELING THING FROM OOT IM GONNA HUUUURL

REAFFIRMATION OF THE 100 YEAR MALE LORE...GIRL WHAT

ok wait. when the zonai appeared here long ago...girl this is BREAKING the LORE

a hyrulean woman IS IT HYLIAN OR HYRULEAN??? COME ON

did ganondorf just microaggress them lol

turning on his heel like that was sexy

rauru is not maybe being the most kind here. maybe if the ~hyrulean~ king treated me like that i'd kill his wife too.

THAT MAN'S HEART HOLDS MANY DARK AMBITIONS DID YOU SEE THE MAN WITH THE EVIL EYES I CAN SENSE THAT MAN'S EVIL INTENTIONS I'M GONNA THROW UPPPPP

GIRL HELP MEEEEEEE

oh my god they literally start talking shit about his demonic nature as soon as he leaves. I'D KILL HIS WIFE TOO!!!

the irony of the king believing zelda this time when he didn't in oot and it changes NOTHINGGGGGGG

even his name gives me pause. EVEN HIS NAME GIVES ME PAUSE. EVEN HIS NAME

ok. i'm done. i'm here. i'm n

I'M NOT NORMAL ZELDA IS YELLING AT ME!!!!!!! GIRL I'M COMING TO FIND YOU WHAT?

SHE'S CRYING OH MY GODDDDDD

another memory...oh god oh my god the big one i know it's the big one oh my fuckingggg god

oh jesus i already got the shrine there i can just Go???

i'm gonna THROW UP!!!

to be honest i was gonna space these out. i was gonna get ten, fifty, a hundred more koroks before i did this. but there is No Way

two cutscenes so close together though...feels unbelievably decadent.

ok. im bracing myself. AAAAAAAAAAA

YOOOOO these flashbacks

did mineru's SOUL just go into the sheikah slate???? what was that fire poe looking thing?

NOT THE BOTW TRAILER MUSICCCCCC

SHE

JUST

SWALLOWED

IT

ok. so.

i welled up and then genuinely started ugly sobbing

like her theme came in and i was being so strong but like how much the transformation obviously like, pained her - physically and mentally - literally lost herself

and then you see her in the sky 10k years later, still lost. ten THOUSAND years we can't even comprehend that amount of time she has suffered so much and she is so brave and i love her more than anything shes my best babygirl

and the final memory site now surrounded by silent princesses?? fuck me up. fuck

bro. i am sitting here in shocked devastation. i need to lie down for 10,000 years

[peblezq]

Good Omens 2 was like reading a 100k fanfic in the middle of the night that you realize was left unfinished and last updated 5 years ago, and you are left alone with this earth-shattering cliffhanger

[sveyta]

From the shows I’ve watched this week, there are 3 acceptable reactions to your homoerotic situationship divorce:

1.) become a dictator

2.) become a serial killer

3.) become Jesus Christ

[boromirswife]

Boromir + arrows narrowly missing him… until they don’t 😔

[sgt-dignam]

i grew up in france with my grandmother. she died when i was 12. i had to come back to the states, live with my uncle. i had to ride on the plane by myself because there was no one to...you know. and i didn't want to go. i mean, i didn't want to leave france because she...she didn't have any other family that lived there. i didn't want to leave her alone. i mean, she was dead, but...i was crying at the airport, and this nice lady bought me a soda. i told her what was wrong. and she--she said to me, they come with you when you go.

so, i guess what i'm just trying to say is don't be sad and don't feel guilty. he'll come with you when you go.

[sam-reid]

Who am I, Louis?

Assad Zaman as Armand INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.04: I WANT YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.

[yesloulou]

😭💖

[amitytaylor]

Chapter 1 :

Chapter 119 :

Chapter 285 :

Chapter 322 :

Chapter 404 :

Them at the moment :

[luminoushane]

I am socially anxious but for some reason I got a boost of confidence and talked to a girl with a lesbian pin.

We got along well and I asked her if she wanted to get to know each other more since like, she's gay and I'm gay and we can see where it goes, and she said: "Oh I'm not gay, I just really liked the colors".

So anyways I'm never talking to girls again.

[localapparently]

/ orv epilogue spoilers (read comic right to left)

If only I could turn back time

[tokyosmega]

just realized that its a stampler family tradition to watch your father die right in front of you.

[piningintrovert]

Don't mind me ... just thinking about the way Porsche smiles right before he is gutted by realization that Kinn's anger and violence are directed toward him, elements of Kinn's prowess that were once used for his protection

[sibylsleaves]

thinking about how little compassion buck probably has for Buck 1.0 still to this day......thinking about how he still views that version of himself as just this fuck up instead of a young man with heaps & heaps of trauma who was given absolutely zero tools to deal with any of it......thinking about the disdain with which he said "you mean you don't want him to end up like ME" about chris in 7x01......

[kittykatninja321]

Preview from Death in the Family, Robin Lives

[quixoticanarchy]

got through the nirnaeth arnoediad chapter and uh. fingon is dead and gelmir is dead and haldir is dead and huor is dead and bór is dead and azaghâl is dead and a fuck ton of other people are dead and gwindor is captured and húrin is captured and me I feel also not so good

[elfpen]

I’m not going into the tags because I’m still playing the game through for the first time and don’t want spoilers but I just need everyone to know that I have been personally victimized by this game

This game kept me up until 4:30 AM on a workday and left me ugly crying for a solid 10 minutes in front of my TV, 100% sober, because of this adorable frog uncle man

I may never emotionally recover and now I feel like I should stock up on tissues for the rest of the game

10/10 would recommend