#i actually said this

[who-let-me-write-this]

Incorrect Quotes #4

*3am*

Y/N: Babe?

Polnareff: *exhausted* Yes?

Y/n: Would you still love me if I was a worm

Polnareff:…… Y/N…. Please mon cherie its 3 am….

Y/N: *tearing up* You could have just said no.

Polnareff:………..

[howlingday]

Neptune: You guys gonna go see that new Ride or Die movie?

Sun: You bet! They're so awesome!

Jaune: Pass. I'm not really into action movies anymore. Especially those car movies.

Sun: Why not?

Neptune: Yeah, they're awesome!

Jaune: If I wanted to watch super hot people do impossible things I could only dream of and quip shitty one-liners, then I'd just watch porn.

Neptune: ...

Sun: ...Is that an invitation?

[chemicalarospec]

The Institution "The Phrase That Pays" full parody

My eyes can't believe what they are seeing In the corner of the room there's a band of gay and emo clowns Oh doctor, doctor, I must be in The Institution somehow I'm going to ask you a series of questions and I want them answered on the spot right now

Is it ridiculous? I'm afraid it is Is it gonna die? Well, gayson I would have rather had a thot daughter than you, But yes it's gonna die, it's true, it's true

Some things we may have taken for granted, again and again, well here's what was said then Hold your heart, heavy heart

So take a chance and make it silly 'cause it's what life's all about If we don't fake it, when will we make it I make mutuals to break mutuals and I've been Blogging up to nothing, blogging up to nothing, blogging

I've never tried to make parody songs when I thought I had plenty good lyrics Is this ridiculous? I don't know what to think Is it all a joke? Well one thing's for sure I'm starting up The Institution Where we all wear clown costumes for some unknown reason

Now The Institution is a joke but we'll make it Hold your heart, heavy heart Save the pill for the morning after

So take a joke and wear it out, because it's what life is all about If we don't make it, who will make it? I make posts to delete posts and I've been Blogging up to nothing, blogging up to nothing, nothing

proof of concept:

This song doesn't have a holistic meaning; I just put whatever came to mind. So I'm sorry for the morning after line. And everything else.

@d0ubledarez I hope you're still The Institution's number one fan after this

fun fact: I did in fact have a phase where I wrote parody lyrics; I have a google drive folder from middle school that has six parodies.

I'm cooking up "Bulls In Brooklyn" too btw.

[xxi0naxx]

i bet everyone who laughed when i said “taylor announced speak now (tv) on the 20th anniversary of take this to your grave so fall out boy is gonna be featured on a vault track and it’s gonna be released july 7th because that’s national rock and roll day” feels real stupid now.

[yanderepuck]

Grandma: time to sing happy birthday!

Me: *turns on the TV* I'd much rather we all listen to Cha Cha Cha *opens up YouTube*

[river--ghost]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[rish-you-were-here]

Happy pride

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[post-grammatic-stress]

If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.

Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.

And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.

[triplspacee]

*thinking about police brutality* yeah if someone had me put on a sexy cop outfit in the bedroom id pin her and………….a……..

[kensatou]

tou-san said “boy, you’d better werk”. anyway, please watch kinou nani tabeta

[nothorses]

my dad's girlfriend- who is generally a conservative and who "doesn't really get into politics"- told me tonight that she learned about project 2025 & is going to vote in this election to try to help prevent Trump from getting into office. and that she's gonna try to convince my dad to vote (also for the first time ever) to do the same.

what I'm saying is I think we should keep talking about this.