#i actually laughed out loud when i saw how he was holding his💀💀

[shantechni]

After seeing how he holds his belt and then this, I'm now totally convinced Raph has been wanting to sling guns around for years

[fourstarsoutofnine]

I was wondering if you could do something with reader yeeting a weighted blanket at the chain and their reactions? I got reminded of that weighted blanket trend and thought it’d be funny

A/N:HAHAHA ABSOLUTELY OMG this ask made me actually laugh out loud😭 I have a weighted blanket I use sometimes bc it helps with chronic pain(I have arthritis) and anxiety and such—also I’ve always wanted to do that trend w someone but I’ve been to scared bc I don’t wanna hurt anybody :( anyway enjoy!

The chain and a weighted blanket!

(For simplicity’s sake, we’ll say they have weighted blankets in Hyrule lol)

Time:

Is a bit confused with the initial throw(I’d be struggling if I tried tbh) like—why is a blanket being thrown on him, but once it hits him, he stumbles back with a groan and a laugh

“What’s wrong with this thing, great goddesses!”

Totally thinks it’s funny

Will be buying a weighted blanket as soon as possible to get Malon with it…also just cause it feels nice.

Twilight:

Catches it

“Hylia, this is heavy, why is this blanket heavy???”

When you(albeit shocked, cause how did he freaking catch it) explain to him that it has sand(?) in it, and what it can be used for, he’s pleasantly surprised.

“Oh wow! Who would’ve thought of such a thing!”

He accompanies you to go get Wild with it.

Wild:

Body folds like a lawn chair

“OGH-“ and a thunk on the ground 💀

But he’s laughing!

Pokes his head out and just kinda lays there. Twilight’s cackling his head off behind you.

“Why?” He asks with a laugh and you just

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Funny is funny, and it’s nice to have a few pranks here and there, both to keep you on your toes and have a laugh.

Sky:

Also folds like a lawn chair

Except he doesn’t like his head out like wild. When there’s no movement and you peek under, he’s asleep

Mans can fall asleep anywhere anytime in a short amount of time. Sleeping is like second nature to him.

“Sky???”

Nothing. Dead silence. You’re actually beginning to wonder if it knocked him out, but no. He’s snoring, and seems perfectly fine. It’s just comfy and he decided it was time to honk his shoos. Go night night for a bit.

Wars:

You throw it at him from behind and he stumbles forward into the stump he was using as a table for planning their next route.

“Agh! Hey!!!”

Was originally upset but when he saw how hard you were laughing, he can’t seem to make himself stay mad

You were too cute, and far too happy. He didn’t want to ruin that.. and it was a little funny

“Alright Alright, You’ve had your fun…. Now go get the vet.” He said with a soft smile. The effect you had on these boys was remarkable

Legend:

Get ready to run, and run fast

Yeah—he’s… pretty much the only one that didn’t take it well.

You threw it on him and he fell forward and cursed

“Y/n what gives?!”

Though when he saw how upset his yelling made you, he softened.

“It was just a joke, I didn’t mean—“

“No. It’s whatever.” He drops the blanket to the ground with a thud and crossed his arms. “It’s fine. Stop looking like that, though. All…sad. You look like a wet dog… or wet blanket, more appropriately..”

That made you crack a smile, and he huffed and rolled his eyes, the corners of his mouth turning up as he turned away.

You can’t figure out if he said the pun with the intention of making you laugh or not, but it worked. (Spoiler alert, yes he did. He’s a softie whether he likes it or not and he has a particular soft spot for you.)

(Totally got the blanket to sleep under it for comfort, but if you told anyone or asked him about it he’d deny everything.)

Hyrule:

“AAH!” He yelled as he flew forward when you threw it on his back.

He’s laughing, which is good.

Like time, he just laughs and holds it out to you, only he’s doing it with a touch of struggle to keep his arms out until you take it.

“That’s so heavy! What the heck! How did it get like that???”

After a long winded explanation, he really likes it!

Definitely asks for it one night, especially after a particularly rough battle.

Four:

Like Wars, he’s a bit upset but laughs it off, because at the end of the day, it is funny

Just make sure to pay attention to when you’re throwing it on him. Make sure he’s not working on any weapons—that’s dangerous ground both in injury and messing the weapon up.

Then, he’d actually be upset(but not for too long. He can’t stay mad at you.)

“Oh cmon!” He laughs, shoving you once he’s out from under the blanket.

Once he gets over his small upset, he’s laughing louder. It starts being real funny to him.

“That’s so dumb, that’s so dumb.” He says through laughter.

Wind:

He goes FLYING

“Hey y/—WAH!”

When you pick it up he’s got the biggest mischievous grin

“THATS CRAZY! LETS GO GET THE OTHERS!”

Thinks it’s the funniest thing known to mankind

[burntb4bydoll]

I got this idea from a kpop clip lmao

Do you think you can write hcs for all the members when they accidentally hit their gf’s boob on stage lol

Ik what clip ur talking about LOL this is silly

Tokio Hotel members accidentally hitting their gfs boob on stage

Bill Kaulitz

•he was just doing his thang yk, walking around on stage while singing

•and he walks over and accidentally stands too close to you

•he moves his hand with the beat on the music and accidentally hits you😭 and it wasn’t a little tap, he like PUNCHED YOU💀

•you looked at him like 😦 and he was SO EMBARRASSED

•Tom is laughing his ass off across the stage

•once you see the embarrassment on his face you start to laugh too

•after the song he wont stop apologizing

•yall never let him live it down 😭

Tom Kaulitz

•you went up behind him to fix a random wire that somehow got on stage, trying to make sure no one tripped on it.

•and he turns around to see that your doing and the top of his guitar smacks you right in the boob

•he laughed so loud

•you just sat there holding your boob out of shock😭

•he will apologize through his laughter, but he is actually sorry

•but he just does not stop laughing for like 3 songs at the look on your face

Georg Listing

•both of you were too into the song and accidentally walked way to close to one another

•he moves his hand weird to get rid of a cramp in his fingers and he smacks you

•he honestly didn’t even know that you guys were that close together so he was shocked at first

• but then he’ll wink at you and look at you like 😏

•neither of you can stop giggling at what happened and no one else in the band saw what happened so they are extremely confused

Gustav Schafer

•it would be in between songs because idk how else he would manage to hit you while playing the drums 💀

•he got up to get his water and you were right next to his water bottle

•you stood up as he was bending down and he accidentally grabbed your boob instead of his water

•he immediately pulled his hand away and looked at you with a frightened look 😭

•Georg saw it and he was laughing so hard that Tom came over and asked what happened

•eventually everyone was laughing at him and he started to laugh too

•hes so silly i love him

[str4wb3rrys1mp]

HII! How are are :D I see your a new writer, and I wanted to send a request to you and it hopefully won’t be to hard to do, so since you write for creepypasta….

May I request Homicidal Liu, Jeff The Killer, Brain/Hoodie and Jane The Killer with a Male!S/O who has a Cutthroat Personality from Akudama Drive?

I hope that’s fine with you ^^ thank you so much! Have a wonderful day :D

Omg yes ofc I havnt seen this one but I'll have to watch it!! But I cant write hoodie for shii srry :(( Also I'm good hry?

JANE THE KILLER

Jane admired your childlike wonder, but was a bit jealous of it at the same time.

One night she had broken into your house, initially thinking she'd be in and out like usual.

So imagine her surprise when cute little you not only held your ground but managed to flip her onto her back, making a loud thud on the ground.

Tbh baffled for like five seconds.

After a bit more back and fourth you both hear a knock at your room door, making you and Jane freeze.

Your roommate called your name and asked what the hell you were doing at 2:37 in the morning.

Jane, luckily gave you some time to answer him, before shooting you a grin and dashing to and out of your second story window.

A bit concerned for her, you hurried to your window, but Jane was nowhere to be seen. JEFF THE KILLER

Somehow your friends had convinced you to go into the creepy haunted woods behind your backyard.

When Jeff first say you mf prolly went feral.

Like,, drooling, the whole nine yards feral. 💀

But when your group actually saw him, he was stoic, the most you'd get was him staring at you from the back of the room.

And than you managed to throw hands with THE PROXIES?? managing to break one of BEN's console cords and strangled Masky for nearly five seconds??

Now he's just plane impressed, you don't look the type, in your pastel outfit with a white and pink sailor hat atop your head, but Jeff knows that looks can deceive.

Somehow mans managed to pull you into another room away from the chaos, and proceeds to ask you to "Show him your strength"

so naturally you think,, oKAY maybe he wants me to punch the wall?? idk man

BUT THEN this GROWN ASS man holds out his hand, beckoning for you to grab it, so you do and mf sticks his thumb up and challenges you to a thumb war

so after you kick Jeff's shit in and beat him, he agrees to show you out of the mansion.

He helps you load your bloody and bruised friends into the car that you took to get here, assuring you they weren't dead, they just needed immediate medical attention.

right before you got into your car, Jeff turns you around and asks a question.

"Can I get ya number prettyboy?" HOMICIDAL LIU

Liu had known you since 4th grade, so you didn't necessarily scare him.

most of the time

You've always been like this, but you were really cool! He swears! Just give it some time.

However what does freak Liu out, is when someone makes a comment or a joke that you don't like, because you go deadly silent.

If looks could kill man, these mfs would be long gone.

AND THEN you can just go back to laughing and looking so happy like you didn't just try to murder someone with a glare???

Also freaky, in his humble opinion.

[777charm]

Child!MC swearing infont of the Brothers

Request: "Child!mc who heard any of the brothers(obey me) swears and says "f*ck" or any curse 😭 would like to see there reaction :)!! I understand if you don't accept my request ^7^"

Note: I AM SO SORRY ANON I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE WHOLE REQUEST 😭😭

Warnings: Cursing/Swear Words + Middle Aged Mom Lucifer (he gets his own warning)

Lucifer

Definitely saw this one coming, but wasn't exactly expecting the exact moment. I mean you are a young child, and you are prone to pickup some words the brothers (esp MAMMON) use sooner or later. You were playing in his office while he finished up some work, before your trip to the park later. You accidentally tripped on a crayon, crashing into a vase on a nearby table, senting it crashing onto the floor with a loud shattering sound. Almost immediately Lucifer is beside you making sure you are okay, and that no glass shards hurt you. Before he even gets the words out to ask you are even okay, you yell out "FUCK!". This one shocks him because. Well. This isn't the time he expected you to say that. At least, it was a small swear word and not a major swear-word. He kinda awkwardly skips past that, helping you up while having you sit down while he cleans up the remains of the now broken vase. Afterwords he scolds you for using the "bad word".

"MC. You know we do not say that word is this house. That is bad, and we do not repeat what others say."—Sounds like a angry middle-aged mom LMAOOOO

I think he might scold them for a good fifteen minutes, reminding them to not say anymore bad words, as that can to lead to punishment (no toys for starters).

Mammon

I feel like he's that one uncle/brother who teaches the younger kids THE SWEAR WORDS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀 He def sets them up, and tells them to "show off" to Lucifer. He literally taught them every swear word he knows, and said "I bet Lucifer will probably like if you greeted him that way!". Speed forward Dinner, Lucifer walks in sitting down in his usual chair. MC getting happy especially when Mammon sends them the thumbs-up to go along with their little "plan". Satan and Belphegor found it alittle weird that MC was suddenly so happier than usual, and to add onto it, so was Mammon. It was like he planning another scheme....OH FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT DID MC JUST SAY????? The table went eerily slient after MC looked Lucifer dead in the eyes and yelled out "Hi you son of a BITCH! SUCK MY DICK!". The silence was interrupted by Mamon laughing, barely holding back tears at this point. Satan and Levi joined in–Satan not believing MC actually said what he had wanted to say for so long, and Levi finding it hilarious that someone as small and weird as a "Normie Child" like MC, could swear like that. Dinner was somewhat quiet after that, and it only worsened as towards the end MC spoke up again. "Hey you fucker! I want the rest of the godamn fucking mashing fucking potatoes!" You said pointing to the mashed potatoes now on Asmo's Plate. He himself was taken back by your now more demanding vocabulary than usual. "MC-!" "NO YOU LISTEN HERE FUCKER!". Even though your words so aggressive, you said them with such a happy face that the whole table was confused. How were you happy but so angry???–Okay Dinner was cut short. Yeaaaaah very short, and a early bedtime and timeout chair for you. After Lucifer did some instigating (literally threatening to tie them from the celling) he found out this was Mammon's doing. Let's just say, not a fun week for you and Mammon..🚶‍♂️

-Might do the rest of the brothers later ! Thank you for requesting, and I'm so sorry for deleting your whole request :[ 🥞

[chuuyascumsock]

Helloooo

That rat reaction pic was both adorable and had me laughing my ass offf(my sense of humor is lowkey highkey kinda broken so apologies 😭)

ALSO

ME??? A MONSTERFUCKER??????HUH?? THAT SOUNDS DEPLORABLE! But youre right so anyway- (kinda actually saw a monsterfucker bingo and did it{yknow just for funsies and shi} and like i ticked off 10 of the 24 boxes? i mean i think thats enough to qualify??? Right??)

okie soo umm i kinda waited too long to type out the thoughts and they um *disssipated* so immm kinda gonna string together the crumbs i still remember🥲

(Also like to clarify when i say werewolf,i kinda mean like the something between like that one halloween official art and atsushi when he’s in his weretiger form?)

Imagine werewolf chuuya who just cant keep his hands off you when he’s in heat,he just NEEDS you,CARNALLY

While you’re cooking dinner he’ll come up behind you and wrap his arms around you,nuzzling his head into the crook of your neck,lightly nibbling on your skin and just slightly grinding his crotch into your ass.

After a while you can feel his hard on and how hes desperately trying to hold himself back.

so you do the only sensible thing you can think of~

You turn around and kiss him~

You have no idea how it escalated from a passionate kiss to this,but now he has you bent over the kitchen island,your underwear discarded and forgotten while he frees his hard cock from his now-tight pants.he coats his dick in lube and precum before he thrusts into your rear,(although he’d love to go right at it,he knows your only human and would never want to hurt you) going at an inhuman speed and illicitting the most lewd little sounds for you~

His claws sinking into your hips to hold you in one place,all the while he’s letting out breathy “good girl/boy” and “that’s it take it hnghh you take me so good doll” s as he ruts into your ass.as he feels his climax nearing he goes harder and deeper his throbbing cock continuously hitting your g-spot causing you you whine and moan out loud,all which makes him go harder,the feeling of your tight little hole driving him over the edge and when he finally comes its thick sticky and he doesn’t let a single drop seep out.he continues rutting into you,fuckin his come back into you while keeping you locked in a mating press.after around two to three more rounds(now having moved to the bedroom) he slows down and makes sure your okay.he loves to see the fucked out look on your face as he cleans you up and as he sees your silly little hole white and glazy with his come he has to resist the urge to plug you up and let you stay that way until your next session,but if youve previously said your okay with it he’s definitely gonna do it-

Once your tucked in all nice clean (and *cough*plugged up) he gets into bed as well spooning you and lightly licking the bites and hickey now covering your neck and collarbone.

(I wanna add some more but i think this is already long enough.i hope this makes sense and sounds coherent at least,i think i got a little lost in the sauce🥲)

Also yess i saw that voyeurism tag👀👀👀 (got me wet just thinking about it🫣)

Ooh and also of smut,fluff,angst and crack,What’s your favorite??

And bestie(am i allowed to call you that?) im like 99.99% your irl personality is just as great as your online one🙄🤚

That isnt debatable btw🫶

I speak facts not fiction 😌

Well except for the smut,that’s fictional-

ACTUALLY NO FRICK IT THATS FACTS TOO!🙌

And to end this silly,goofy and unreasonably long ask id just like to wish you a lovely day/afternoon/evening/night filled with snackies,dopamine-inducing events and a lot of,as you said, H2hoe!

Stay safe and slay safe😌💅🏻

(Help its 4.50 am😭🥲)

-🧀

YOU DID, YOU DID GET LOST IN THE SAUCE, YOU WERE DROWNING IN IT 😭 BUT IT WAS GOOD SAUCE, DELICIOUS SAUCE EVEN. (Fr made me choke on my mango and everything while reading).

Glad you specified that you didn’t mean Chuuya like full furry mode or that would’ve been awky 💀

Literally Chuuya— but THAT WAS SO GOOD ACTUALLY. I can’t believe you wrote almost a full smutshot in my inbox, you should rlly write this down and post your own smut LMAO.

I forgot to add something to my Detective Chuuya summary, but it’s ok, I fixed it 🤭

My favorite genre is crack, I feel like I write top tier crack ngl, my Ai chats also look insane with all the silly stuff I do with the characters (literally mostly Dazai bc I kin him so doing platonically silly shit w/ him is my comfort).

AND YES YOU CAN CALL ME BESTIE— I feel like we’re definitely past that 😈 But I will have to deny my irl personality being just as good as my online one because I am socially inept 🥰

ALSO GET SOME SLEEP BESTIE CAUSE THAT’S SUPER IMPORTANT (I’m a hypocrite). BUT EAT A GOOD BREAKFAST AND FUCK UP THOSE CLASSES 💪😼

[agustdiv1ne]

i dont wanna reblog on this acc for reasons, but i just finished telepathy (got off track so many times im sorry) and its literally the best thing i have ever read in my entire life. like istg there were a few moments when i laughed out loud (taehyuns "thats nepotism" caught me so off guard i giggled) (there was another moment at the beginning i don't remember the line) and i genuinely laughed when he first found out what she listens too 😭 i think this fic is the most relatable to me, tbh, bc like if you saw me in the street, i look like an innocent chubby girl, not someone who writes hybrid smut about people on the internet 💀 like im totally the type to get off to someone i saw randomly somewhere (ive done it before)

AND THE SCENE WITH HIM JACKING OFF>??????? like i was reading with a straight face until the fUCKING BUTTON UP???? LIKE ITS THE LITTLE DETAILS THAT COUNT ISTG (mental reminder for when i write later)

i already knew what was gonna happen as soon as i read pseudo-fingering in the warnings last night, but reading it was a whole fucking other story, i swear to fucking god. i've become kind of immune to reading smut in my experienced age (😭), so it's rare for me to find a fic that gives, like, ALL the tingles (iykyk)

and this one gave so much more than that- like if i was home alone right now, this would be jackoff material, i am not kidding you. like the pretty girl thing was already a little sjkhbdehdfb to me, and then just the whole "dont make it obvious" was so sjkdhbshjdi

AND THEN THE FUCKING SCENE???? LIKE IM SORRY I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL and like, im sorry gyu but if this ever happened to me i would not be able to stay quiet at all. like legitimately i'd be crying.

i was just WAITING for that ending if im being honest, like i LIVE for stuff like this where its so nonchalant at the beginning like "are you alright? 🥺" and i was just waiting for her to recognize his voice ACK and then the "pretty girl" GOT ME LIKE IF THIS HAPPENED TO ME AND IT WAS SOMEONE SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE ID FAINT

here's my actual reaction to that last line (the middle is cut off because i had my hand over my mouth going "oh my god oh my god") (and dw im okay that squeak was a laugh)

ADA I LOVE U.

mannn what if i cry. then what. genuinely that is such an honor :'))) no bc same, like u would never guess what i do on this hellsite j from what i look like LMAO

SCREECHES i loveee adding little details to my scenes (it's also why my fics are becoming obscenely long,, sorry everyone, idk what happened to the 7-8k projection,,,,), idk why but writing that had my heaving trying to hold myself together...yeah

pseudo-fingering LOL i truly still don't know how else to describe it...my guy was mind fucking her fr,,, can't believe i actually broke ur immunity for a hot second that's so funny to me

HGKDJL i was projecting heavily in this one i'm ngl 🤣🤣 like exhibitionism is kinda,,, yeah. Yeah. i also dream abt being called pretty girl one day 🤣 manifesting it rn actually

HAHAHA no bc same, i wouldn't be able to keep it together i'd writhing and crying and disintegrating LMFAO,, mc was so strong ngl i wish i could be like her.........but alas, i am Weak

UR REACTION I'M FUCKING DYINGGG,, but that was what i was going for so i'm glad it worked 😁 THANK U FOR READING!!! AND SENDING ME AMAZING FEEDBACK ILY ADA PLS TAKE CARE OF URSELF <3333333

[http-finnick]

𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 - 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐫

finnick odair x fem!reader

cw: teasing, sexual jokes, flirting, just a fun drabble.

request: still feel like asking requests is weird but i rly like ur blog so🚶 Could you do a Finnick Odair x Reader were they meet/actually talk for the first time in that scene where Finnick talks to Katniss in that horrible bare-chested outfit that makes him look like a draft and then he eats pure sugar like ew 💀 after having that weird interaction with her he comes over to us and introduces himself and is all flirty with the Reader and the Reader actually flirts back what totally startles him but hes into it and Katniss is just like ???

you stood in the tight gown as you brushed the horse's back with your fingers, thinking about how you wished to be out of your 9-inch heels and back home.

your reminiscing was cut short with a scoff so loud you could've mistaken it for the bell chime that was supposed to announce your descent into the capitols viewing

you turn to see two of the most iconic capitol celebrities out there, Katniss and Finnick. you watched as they chit-chatted (more like monotone fighting) when you couldn't help but almost scoff yourself at the atrocious thing Finnick's stylist put him in.

you must've stared too long because his dark green eyes met yours as he popped a sugar cube into his mouth before walking over to you

"Hey Y/n" he says, leaning on the carriage as you're still hung up on how he said your name so smoothly you almost mistaken him from back home

but there was no mistaking Finnick Odair from someone back home. no, not with how he looks, talks, and even that glare in his eyes that almost makes your knees weak.

that's because Finnick flirts to see how weak you are. to see how easy you are, not for sex. but for the game. for the kills.

"Finnick, was it?" you say playfully, about everyone knows who he is, especially someone who has been in the games before

he laughs before grabbing another sugar cube from his pocket and messing with his between his fingertips, his eyes lingered on your body and you couldn't help but feel tense

"last time I saw you, you definitely weren't wearing a dress like this" his eyes darken on you. curse your stylist for getting the tightest dress out there with a slit so high you walked like a stick to not show anything

"cant say the same for you, you seem to always have your tits out" you grin and he couldn't help but laugh at your banter, not everyone plays into him every often

"Hopefully next time you'll be the lucky one" now he's closer, staring you down as a grin slowly meets your lips

"Hopefully we don't have to wait till next time" you couldn't help but feel immediate satisfaction as a shocked look fills his eyes yet that ionic smirk stays plastered on his lips

"See you, ally" he winked before running off, you let out a breath you didn't know you were holding as you look ahead to see Katniss giving you what you can only describe to be a "what the fuck was that" face

you shrugged before spinning on your heels to start the way up on the carriage.

and when you stood with your tribute going at high speeds with people screaming everywhere, you couldn't help but see some dark green eyes staring right at you.

an: ahhhh I missed you guys so much! I've been so busy so i haven't been able to get back into my thg mindset even tho I'm obsessed with it lmaooo. being brain-rotted with thg and just being by myself makes me more quiet and happy and but because of the holidays, it's made me have to be more talkative and hyper almost. I haven't had time alone until his moment and I look back at how I was before with shock and sadness because I want to go back to my bubble :((( you know how when you talk to people you have to pretend you care to be nice so you make up a fake you? that's how I feel right now by myself, and that would be fine if I was sad or mad but I'm so neutrally fake happy it hurts. it'll pass overtime but it's gonna be hard because i have to do it again tomorrow and for the rest of the week ((more family time)) like ahhh i wanna be my old self by myself lmao. anyway!!!!!!!!! Thank you for the request! it makes me so happy you like my blog sm and this was so fun to write!!! mwah ily! <3

[shotorozu]

the ‘monthly peel’

(tiktok prank)

character(s) : bakugou katsuki, todoroki shouto, midoriya izuku (bnha)

(based off this tiktok)

legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used (reader gets periods), quirk’s not mentioned

YOU CAN DRIVE IN IZUKU’S PART SO,, PRETEND THAT YOU CAN DRIVE IF YOU CAN’T

headcanon type : crack, fluff (x reader)

note(s) : basically, tricking the boys into thinking that your skin sheds off at the end of your period (like a snake) 💀 I SAW THIS ON THE FYP AND KNEW I HAD TO WRITE THIS OUT ‼️also, i might make a part two?? if this does well, and if people ask for another part, that is

will edit later 💀 so if there’s any mistakes, excuse it for the time being

»»————-　♡　————-««

bakugou katsuki

because of his mom whooping his ass for saying she was ‘overreacting with the period shit’ when he was 13, katsuki knows not to mess with anyone going through one

but not too much to the point that it’s questionable.

you wanted to do this prank because well— you wanted to see his more-than-likely explosive reaction.

and, you did just end your cycle for the month, so it’d be the perfect time to do this prank

after purchasing some clear, non-toxic glue, you immediately rush to your room to apply it to your face. then, you prepared your phone for the tiktok, and just waited.

when you hear footsteps, you get ready to record his reaction 😼

then, he enters like usual— seeking out for your presence, and also because he wanted to ask how you were

being fully aware that you just finished your cycle

“hey idiot, did you—”

then he sees your face, takes several steps backwards, and literally goes

🤨✋ essentially

“what the fuck’s on your face⁉️” he questions out loud, and you’re just nonchalant, as if you weren’t shedding skin like a reptile

“oh, i just finished my period. did you come here to ask me about that?” you say, reaching up to peel some glue skin off, but he grabs your hand to stop you

“why the hell does your skin shed off when it ends ⁉️ they didn’t teach this in health class!” and he’s right— they don’t teach this in health class because it doesn’t even happen

poor katsuki 🗿

“well it’s normal, you wouldn’t know because you’re not the one bleeding every month!” you reply, and the explosive blond just stares back, like you’ve grown an extra head

the look on his face quickly changes, and now katsuki’s giving himself a mental fact check

because he literally can’t remember a time where he saw his mom’s skin PEELING or any girl for that matter

he knows that you bleed, you cramp, and you get mood swings. so— would he believe you if you told him that you shed skin after it? hm, he might be— no, he’s very skeptical.

but you’re completely right, you’re the one that’s bleeding here, not him.

he’s a little shocked about the,, skin shedding thing (though he’d never admit that out loud) so, he takes a step outside of your dorm— to sort out his thoughts

fear not, katsuki comes back in shortly after— and he WAS going to try to help with speeding up the peeling process

but here you are, holding your phone up with a shaky hand, and laughing as hard as he’d seen you laugh

then it dawns on him that you’re filming another tiktok, and that’s not actually glue on your face.

is katsuki baffled? embarrassed? or is he both? probably both.

after said realization, he walks up to you and RIPS the glue off your face— causing you to scream with laughter

“it was funny!” katsuki deadpans as he peels off the rest of the glue off your face, “shut the hell up, you’re the one with fucking pva glue on your face.”

basically, you made katsuki go through the five stages of grief— and the comments on your tiktok strongly agree with that statement

it definitely felt like he did go through it on his end

todoroki shouto

has a mom and sister— though isolated from both, fuyumi probably informed him enough for him to understand a good portion. on top of that, he’s a teenage boy, not a little child.

shouto might be a little,, socially unaware— but he can connect the dots, even if no one explained stuff to him.

do i even have to explain the reasoning behind this one? you simply did this trend on shouto because you were curious on how he was going to react

would he see right through it? or would he take it seriously? and on top of that— would he be alarmed by the ‘skin’ peeling off your face? probably

you quickly ran to the store to purchase some clear glue, and you decide to lock yourself in the bathroom— knowing that shouto could appear in your room any time

you distribute the glue evenly on your face, fanning yourself to speed up the drying process.

shortly after, you leave the bathroom, fanning your face, and checking your reflection in tiktok’s camera like a madman— unexpectedly, you come in direct contact with shouto 😨

of course, he was going to be summoned in your room when you’ve least expected it 🗿 it’s not like you’re mad but,, timing’s just peachy 🤩

the first thing he notices is you looking away— little did he know, it was partially a part of your act for the tiktok, as you managed to discreetly start the tiktok

“angel, you were in there for a while, is something wrong?” the fact that you’re hiding your face only provokes him to search further

when you DO look at him, he’s silent. is this a skin condition he doesn’t know about? either way, he can’t lie and say he’s not even a little freaked out

“nothing’s wrong”

“your face..? it’s kinda peeling.” as if that wasn’t obvious

he was GOING to yank off a patch of ‘peeling skin’ but you interrupt him, “it’s because i finished this month’s cycle. this happens a lot.”

“oh.”

now he’s like 🤭🤔❓ because he literally can’t recall his mom’s or sister’s face peeling. he wouldn’t be able to know anyway because of certain reasons, remember?

“don’t touch it.” shouto RETRACTS his hand from your face, and sits you down “i’m not sure why this happens, but it’s best to not touch it, and let the skin fall off by itself. it must hurt, doesn’t it?”

this makes you feel all soft and warm on the inside, since he’s genuinely trying to help— despite looking MORTIFIED from seeing ‘skin’ literally PEEL off your face

he’s suddenly reminded of the sci-fi horror movie the class watched the other week

you ended up cracking up not pun intended because of his serious demeanor to the situation, and you explain to him that it’s for a tiktok, and it’s just glue

shouto simply frowns, “love, at least tell me you used non-toxic glue.”

we absolutely love concerned boyfriend! shouto 🤩 and yes, the tiktok does extremely well, of course

midoriya izuku

knows a bit more than your average dude.

it’s to be expected— it is izuku after all. very keen on remembering details, and capturing the smaller ones too

it would’ve been very concerning if he wasn’t well,, izuku midoriya. not at all malicious, and has a mother that raised him, and informed him on things when necessary.

so, would he have a little doubt in the “shedding skin after your monthly cycle” saying? yes. yes he absolutely would.

and despite that— you just wanted to quiz your poor boyfriend on his knowledge regarding periods 🤩‼️ so fun

you are a menace to him sometimes, it’s just that he absolutely adores you, so he can’t really hold anything against you even if he tried

after buying some clear pva glue at the store, you find yourself applying it in your car— mainly because you KNOW izuku’s trying to find you, as we speak. after all, he knows you’ve just finished your cycle, and he wanted to spend some time with you

your instinct is right— because you can now hear izuku’s voice calling for you from your car 💀

the timing’s utterly perfect, so you set up your phone for the tiktok— trying to hold in your laughter, just thinking of his reaction

“Y/N!” he cheerfully calls after you, recognizing your car. you roll down your window— not even half way

this kind of makes him go 🤔❓because you ALWAYS roll the window all the way down, when you see him

despite that, he continues. izuku’s just excited to see you 🤩 “how are you? i’ve been looking for yo—”

your freckled boyfriend cuts himself off, seeing your face— your skin, rather. and he’s alarmed, super alarmed. he nearly yelps at the sight of you 😟

“Y/N,” izuku couldn’t conceal the waver in his voice, he steps forward “could you roll down your window?”

“sure!” you oblige, smiling— trying to ignore the fact that he’s literally giving you the 😟 face

he takes a good look at your face, before mustering up the courage to ask. why? HE DOESN’T WANT TO OFFEND YOU 😭 “what exactly.. is on your face?”

“skin, my skin’s peeling off”

green eyes widen, full of mortification. but then, that’s really all he feels, “w-why?”

“this kinda stuff happens after my periods end. it’ll come and go.” you are really trying to quiz him on his knowledge here

tries VERY hard to remember a time where his mom’s skin was peeling off her face. he definitely doesn’t count the chemical peel she did when he was 4 years old.

man’s this 🤏 close to calling his mother. heck, her number’s on speed dial. it doesn’t help that he’s debating on running to google for help

very reluctantly though, izuku steps closer— observing your expression, the ‘skin’ peeling off your face, and how it looks.

“omg does this hurt? what should i do? why exactly does this happen? do you have things that can help you with this?”

then, he brings a hand up to your face, and TOUCHES THE DRY, PEELING OFF PATCHES 😃

he knows what that feels like. izuku was a crafty kid, so he knows what the texture of dried glue feels like.

izuku’s silent for a moment, as he takes a patch with his thumb and forefinger, and slowly peels it off.

“zuku—”

“is this.. glue?” 😨

in response, you erupt in a string of laughter— and it suddenly dawns onto izuku. you were doing yet another tiktok prank

he literally goes

BECAUSE HE WAS KINDA SUSPICIOUS AT FIRST, BUT STILL DECIDED TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY— man really almost called his mother about something she’d have no idea on

“so.. your skin doesn’t peel off after your period.”

“nope, but it might one day.”

he chooses to ignore the last comment, “so it was just as i suspected.” he actually SIGHS in relief

the tiktok does well in numbers and views, and you’re more than entertained with the comments section

izuku’s still mortified, he can’t even look at the comments section yet

“LMAOOO HE PROBABLY HAD HIS MOM ON SPEED DIAL” “THE FACE HE MADE WHEN HE SLOWLY PEELED OFF THE GLUE 😭😭” “i love how he took it seriously— even though we all know he probably knew that was all bull 😻”

in short— your man knows well about periods 🤩 you won’t be quizzing him any time sooner but it was fucking hilarious, so you’ll probably do a similar prank in the future

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❥Daichi and Bokuto and their s/o with social anxiety

request: Hey! Could you maybe do headcanons for Izuku midoriya and any character from Haikyuu (Seperate) with an s/o who’s nervous she’s offending people?❤️ (Sorry if I didn’t explain that well😂) It’s just I have anxiety and OCD and I’ve been especially nervous I’m offending people recently❤️

extra:  I was thinking more like just in general if that’s ok. Like most of the time it’s just my anxiety and stuff making up stuff for me to be anxious about that didn’t actually happen😂 Like I’ll wonder if I smiled enough when talking to someone or if they took something I said the wrong way or if I accidentally had a mean look on my face or something and stuff like that😂

wc: 0.5k

warnings: mentions of anxiety, but it's not intense 

gn!reader

a/n: I used two sweet captains bc I felt like they'd have different but super cute and supportive responses 🥺🥺 aaah I used up all my ideas towards the end ngl but I tried my best, thank you again baby for the request!! :>

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Daichi is definitely such a patient and understanding boyfriend

when you first open up to him about the anxiety you feel he spends all night researching to see what could typically calm you down.

omg he definitely writes down everything he finds out and makes you act out little scenarios with him so you can practice talking to people with a clearer mind

definitely tries to distract you when you get anxious like soft kisses all over your face or just holding you and stroking your hair until you calm down omg

tries to make you laugh!! if you've had to interact with people all day and your social battery is well and truly drained he'll be all goofy and sweet when you two are finally alone in your room 🥺🥺 

"they kept looking at my face, I don't think I smiled enough"

"hmm they did, but it's because you're too pretty" /dying [y/n] noises/

he knows when a particular interaction has really bothered you though and just lets you talk about it before reassuring you that you have nothing to worry about

bonus: makes sure he has no plans for the rest of the day when you meet the team for the first time so you can go to his place and cuddle for a week the rest of the day, definitely makes practice a lot more tiring that day so the team are too tired to be their hyperactive puppy selves and you don't get too overwhelmed 

even though this boy is chAotic he'd be super observant when it comes to you

the second he saw you regret telling that joke, he made a joke straight after so that the attention would be all on him lmao he knows that you get uneasy and worried about offending people so he makes sure his jokes are actually lowkey offensive so you don't feel as bad💀💀

when you're talking to new people he makes sure he's by your side or at least in his sight

despite him being loud as fucK, I feel like Bokuto would also be the sort of bf to care about you in ways that no one would notice except for you 

I'm talking about casually loudly shifting the conversation to himself when he notices you fiddling with your jacket or subtly taking your hand into his to offer support

he is aLL about affection and PDA so he tries to have some sort of contact with you at all times just to show you that he's there 🥺🥺

when it's just you two, he'd give you time to rant about all the things worrying you which means the worLd to you bc when is Bokuto ever that quiet

I also feel like Akaashi can get quite anxious sometimes so Bokuto knows how to handle you quite well and will make sure you never feel like a burden 🥺

baby is so attentive he definitely remembers everything you say and tries to keep you out of situations he know will weigh on your mind later on