#i actually don't

[matrixsss]

‘Ships are not allowed, not any of them but Oc’s is a yes big yes’

Let me introduce you to my OC: Her (read:his) name is Tamlina

Imma need everyone to introduce your OCs (that are definitely not Tamlin, Elain or Vassa); @praetorqueenreyna @yaralulu @sonics-atelier @highlordofkrypton

[cepheusgalaxy]

Honestly as a guy who doesn't like meat very much being aro is sometimes Just Like That

Somtimes it seems like everybody likes meat. People just assume you like meat too. Someone makes food and its like, delitious, but I just wish is has less meat on it. It's hard to chew and it's too salty. There is rarely the kind of meat I really like, like fish, and then I just have to eat it.

It'd a bit annoying. I'm romance ambivalent and I really like some kinda of meat. Like bacon. But sometimes I don't really want it. It is there anyway.

I don't want a vegan meal because I DO like meat, but everything with meat just has Too Much meat.

I'm the kind of person that just goes to the barbecue on sundays to eat the garlic bread. And pick a small piece of pepperoni now and then.

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

Strangely poignant gender feels in my Plant Taxonomy learning materials.

[kiskisur]

I will admit. Theres no hot people in our school fr

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I have no Idea what I’m talking about-

ikr I'm the only hot one what a shame

[juicyfrooties]

i hate my boyfriend.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Italian microaggressions

[master-thief-gray-shadow]

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[acorviart]

not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

[peggycatrerr]

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?

[chaos-smoothie]

we did it once we can do it again we did it once we can do it again WE DID IT ONCE-

[eparvierr]

need a cute relationship where we're sooo obsessed with each other