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seizeourdestiny · 2 years ago

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#this is an old clip #but i need to immortalize this here #i about died laughing when this happened

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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago

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what do you get when you have a very uncoordinated child, a glass door and a single dad who sometimes forgets both of these things

#stranger things #steddie #steddie dads #eddie munson #alt dads #the answer is a lot of childhood injuries #plot twist the reason eddie came back is because it was cheaper to move than it was to get rid of the door #it's ok i'm 21 and i still walk into my parents' conservatory door when i go home #edit: of course he dies laughing every time it happens and he feels terrible about it #also all her band t shirts are definitely his old ones that don’t fit anymore that he cut down for her

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ghost-proofbaby · 4 months ago

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i just imagined the most cursed/dumb experience you could have with eddie and now i need to put you all through it with me.

imagine getting insanely high with eddie and playing around with one of those stress balls with the netting. like the kind that change color when you squeeze it. and you're just squishing it, fiddling mindlessly, before suddenly looking up at eddie with the worst possible idea.

"eddie... do you think they...?"

and him being so wide-eyed, immediately catching on, "absolutely not."

but then, you're both high, and you're both prone to having the dumbest fucking ideas possible, so when eddie catches sight of your fishnets peeking out of the drawer across the room, he can't help himself from saying the dumbest possible thing to ever come out of his mouth.

"but wanna find out?"

the night ends with the two of you in the ER, and eddie deciding it doesn't matter how much he likes you in fishnets, the two of you will never have another pair in the household again.

please don't take this serious i'm going to cry from how fucking stupid this is

#this definitely happens in high school when the two of you are just so fucking dumb #i cannot emphasize how stupid this is #it had me cry laughing #this Would Not End Well #when you're both no longer high neither of you can believe you thought it would end any other way #wayne is giving the lecture of all lectures to the two of you about it when he picks you back up from the ER #he never lives it down #any time you wear fishnets around him after that day he has literal war flashbacks #claims he can now never have children and you just go 'welp it's cheaper than a vasectomy'#this is officially the shittiest of all my shit posts #i added a gif for visuals #eddie munson #stranger things #absolutely based on how stupid i act high as well #like the vaguest of bad ideas and immediately being enabled? me and eddie would not be allowed to be high around each other #im talking nearly greened out high too like #fucking gone #steve probably drives y'all to the er #hopper is laughing when he stumbles upon the entire mess and just fucking dies at how stupid you two are

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epiphainie · 3 months ago

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i was gonna share a tweet that went smth like 'boyfriend gets upset if i say i'm gonna kill myself so now i add "and then i come back to life"' with 'this is bucktommy' but i changed my mind. i think tommy would just join in on the lightning strike jokes as the others look at the two of them in horror

#tommy in his own head can barely think about buck actually dying at one point like that really happened and it could happen again and again #on outside he hears buck say “this is like just when i died” when he gets an electric shock from the toaster and starts laughing #bucktommy #911 #mimi.txt

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triglycercule · 5 days ago

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ok imagine nightmare sans. now imagine those minecraft villager trading halls where all the villagers are stuck in the little cell blocks to get ideal trades. now that but replace the villagers with the murder time trio and ideal trades with negativity. he's maxxing out the negativity output for every square foot i guess,,,,,,,

there's absolutely NO space for movement it's practically a little closet. only thing is like basic necessities like food and water distributed by a killer (because he wouldn't get attatched to any of them when there's so many,,,, perhaps a different cell warden for a killer only section to avoid a killer meeting another killer and then having to deal with the mindboggle they'd face and then UGH!!!) these little negativity farms cost so little effort to make!!! all nightmare has to do is keep as many (living) sanses (IN FACT NOT EVEN THE TRIO!! but also the trio since they're easy to break down) in as little space as possible and he's practically got like. + 100k negativity every hour with just 6 of these farms. how efficient!

what do you mean it violates the genevarsal convention. DREAM STOP CONDUCTING PRISON BREAKS

(a little birdie told me u wanted 2 be tagged,,, @qin-qin16)

#nightmare's ideal vacation would be at one of these negativity farms #aaaah the screams of the angered and the sobs of the devastated..... killer go fetch me another piña colada #this line of thought is around the same as my nightmare but he's an immature brat and the trio are his replaceable toys #i laugh behind my screen at the ridiculousness of those but i know that someone else behind their screen is aghast #this is a bit concerning but listen LISTEN ok listen...... are you listening. its not that bad people have had worse thoughts #oh i can just IMAGINE all the suffering that happens here it's demented. i love my trio but man #i should really stop putting them into terrible dehumanizing situations. this is like the 14th time now.........#LISTEN ITS EITHER THIS OR THE 34TH RANT ABOUT THE TRIO HATING AND MAULING EACH OTHER. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU RATHER TRIGLYCERNATION #now add white torture into this- TRIGLYCERCULE THATS ENOIUUUUUGHHHHHH #now i know DAMN well there's like a lottery everyday and it's to see who'll get out #but then it just ends up being whoever becomes nightmare's personal tormentee until they die #i meaaan theres an INFINITE amount of aus out there. infinite copies of the trio. he can afford to lose 1 or 2. maybe 3. 4. ok 5 #the cells do not get cleaned up. they are caked in the dust of all the others who have died in there #and when a dust copy is ripped from his au after killing papyrus for the first time he is only left confused and devastated #whos dust is here? the tally marks on the walls?? the dried vomit in the corner?? the weird guy monitoring him 24/7?? WHAT IS GOING ON #and then it starts to sink in and oh god if this wasn't the worst possible time for him to be introduced to the multiverse. AND TERRIBLY TO #and then he gets angry. he just decided to start killing his underground and now he did ALL THAT FOR NOTHING??? HE CAN'T HELP HIS AU IN HER #and then depression. he doesn't know how long he'll be stuck here. dust denies food and water he only silently cries and zones out #yada yada bargaining and then acceptance by which then if he's completely numb and providing no emotions killer disposes of him #it's not only dehumanizing for the prisoners but also absolutely terrible for the warden killer too #all these faces eventually blend into one and not even the most anguished of cries about other versions of papyrus do anything #SOMEONE STOP THIS MADNESS BRUH DREAM!!! DREAM PLEASE!!!!! DREAM STOP YOUR BROTHER BRO #obligatory reminder that i do not support any of this i just thought of it and it was funny but also crazy so i had to make this. REMINDER!#tricule rant #killer sans #horror sans #dust sans #murder time trio #nightmare sans #bad sanses

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worstloki · 7 months ago

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Thor sweating as he tries to get Odin off him about marriage to Lady Sif: I--I already have a woman I intend to marry!!!!! Thor: [covers mouth in regret] Odin: Oh? And who might it be? Thor: [muffled] an... elf? Odin, narrowing his eyes: ...an elf. Thor: she's from another realm, you wouldn't know her!

#Odin: ...right. I don't believe you. We're marrying you off to Sif within the year.#Thor: BUT MY BELLE!!!#Odin: don't care didn't ask #a week later The Dark Elf attack happens and Thor lauds it over Odin for the 2 seconds he has before running off to commit treason #like 'see what's happened now that you broke my engagement with my beautiful elf woman???????'#instead of arguing over their mother's death when jane is asleep thor asks loki for advice about finding an elf bride quickly #loki laughs at him by the way and is no help at all. he just keeps laughing at thor's predicament #and then dies so that's no use for thor at all

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kindahoping4forever · 2 years ago

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Luke and Ash with fans today

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faaun · 9 months ago

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idk how to live so im going to talk to myself out loud until i do

#listen. take a deep breath. i know your bpm is high but you need to think with me for a second.#remember that you are paper thin. all your facets are sheets of paper and what you gave her is just another one.#make a new one. you dont need it. you dont need her to see you. i know you think you need her but you will be okay. i know its hard.#you wish you could have shown her how you loved her. listen to yourself. you are made of paper.#she might be concrete or maybe wood or maybe gold. you need to start laying your roots elsewhere. shut that thought down #and blink and listen. the parts you keep thinking of arent lost. they still happened and they are yours to keep.#there is beauty in this loss. tell me about the beauty in this loss. its okay to think about it. you got to see it all and nothing more #and this is great because it would have been bad. you know it would be violent in a way you dont need. you know this to be true.#you are going to look at that empty space in her shape and youre going to fill it with everything that happened when you knew her.#the memories with her but then also the the way your friends talked you through it. the game with the clovers.#your first allergic reaction you almost died and you couldnt stop laughing and you were held so close to their hearts.#learning the names for all the floursecent gene tracking dyes that everyone else knows already. about the exam - listen again.#i know you think if you fail your life is over but you need to try your best. youre not going to get a good grade in a uni test for the fir #youre going to make up for it. youre going to make sure you make up for it. do you understand? i love you. you have to do this.#right now you need to sit up. breathe. i know your heart hurts. go to the living room. grab something to eat. i dont care if you feel full.#youre going to clean your mattress heater. youre going to study a bit longer and then youre going to sleep. youre going to tell your mother #im sorry and i might genuinely fail a test. shes going to tell you its okay. if you do badly in this course you can just become a neurosurg #just agree. dont argue right now. its okay. youre okay. you are paper thin. i know any puncture hurts.#breathe. think of your friends. think of their hands in yours. it isnt eternal.youve lived through worse. the empty sky is still beautiful.#the lack of her is still beautiful

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lgbtlunaverse · 1 year ago

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It's a really heartwrenching sequence as it's happening but looking back at the part where jgy grabs jin ling as a hostage in guanyin temple I always crack up when he starts to assure everyone that he really likes a-ling, actually! He practically raised him, he really doesn't want to hurt him so don't worry and please just do as he says.

A-yao. Sweetheart. The point of taking a hostage is that the people you're negotiating with believe you're going to kill the hostage so you can use their wellbeing as a bargaining chip. Saying "Oh yeah I really like this hostage I don't want to hurt him" kind of ruins the point of a hostage. What are you doing?

#mdzs #meng yao #jin guangyao #i just love that even now. EVEN NOW. he wants them to think well of him #when at this moment their perception of him as cold and ruthless is not only in his favour but NECESSARY for this plan to work #like if jiang cheng for some ungodly reason would take jin ling as a hostage everyone would just laugh #i guess he was banking on everyone there and especially jiang cheng being too neurotic about jin ling to dare call his bluff #which. he's very right about. but why even give them the option?#god so much of his character is tied up in what other people think of him #that even when his reputation is already irreversibly ruined and he's planning to leave anyway he still needs them to think well of him #that's what really makes the xiyao stab so painful. even if he'd walked out of that temple he'd have died. the world wouldn't let him live.#but the fact that it was xichen? over a lie? a lie that he'd hurt HIM? that's what does it.#this post was supposed to be funny what happened?

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trashvampiree · 2 years ago

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thinking about how hard Michael stares at Star the first time he sees her, bro isn't even just checking her out at that point he's fucking READING her

#see what i did there? hehe #heh #(runs away)#somebody else has probably made this joke before #i always laugh when that scene happens #if i saw him staring at me that hard i would get scared and float off into the distance in embarrassment #would run away on all fours for maximum speed #the lost boys #the lost boys 1987 #the lost boys x reader #michael the lost boys #tlb #x reader #star tlb #hes fucking LOOKING #i just sneezed so hard typing this i think i died and came back to life #type of sneeze that makes you hold your chest #thought id let you know #about my sneeze

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bumblingbabooshka · 2 years ago

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Amanda Grayson with her Hubby and Stepson

#I wanted to redesign Amanda Grayson bc I like her flamboyant old woman look but when she's young they always style her look very bland #and proper...and I want her to look like kind of a hippie teacher mess #Amanda & Sarek - annoying girl x killjoy guy #we are each insufferable in our own unique ways #Amanda has a way of getting to people - whether it's good or bad depends on the person but she's someone you remember and who it's easy to #end up talking to for hours and Sarek realizes this too late...before he even knows whats happening he's grocery shopping with this woman as #they both complain about how BRIGHT the store lights are #Sarek: (on date number five) ..........I have a son by the way / Amanda: Aw shit. Let's go to chuck E Cheese.#Amanda goes into Sarek's quarters for the first time and is like this place is AWFUL!! and by the end of the week she's redecorated.#She built him a bedside table. He bought her a pair of gaudy earrings which she loved but didn't get herself during one of their shopping #trips bc she exclaimed 'Ugh! Who do I think I am!?' and speed walked away #Also last bit of personal lore but Amanda told Sarek (as a joke) that before they got married he should ask her father first #(she said this bc Sarek asked her to marry him on like the second date since Vulcans don't date - she said no)#so when Sarek meets Amanda's father he asks the man to marry him - misinterpreting her words (Amanda DIES laughing)#Sarek seems straight but tradition is tradition - if he has to marry Amanda's dad before he can marry her he'll deal with it #Stepmom Amanda swag...she's gonna give this grumpy lil boy a piggyback ride and giggle about his dad with him #anyway...I like this version of Amanda - she makes her own kombucha and insists you take a jar home with you #Sarek/Amanda #star trek #star trek art #Sarek #Amanda Grayson #sarek art #amanda grayson art #bea art tag #Sarek calls Amanda : dear darling beloved blossom my heart etc #Amanda calls Sarek: elbows knees bigntall sharpie etc #the times she calls him stuff like 'honeycake' and other such stupid-sweet things are times he pretends to find baffling but cherishes 4ever #couple that has a list of things to ask before they eat at a new place #Is it vegetarian? Is it kosher? Is it organic? Is it spicy?

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theoscelosaurus · 1 month ago

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(bit of a vent lol)

So. I get a lot of derision for 'giving up as soon as things get hard' and in some ways I get it. I know how it looks but I just– I'm so. so fucking tired of hearing 'just try, you'll see it isn't so bad'

As if I haven't tried. As if I don't know full well that it is that bad. It took 3 months of 'just pushing myself' to almost kill me. It sounds so stupid when I say it like that and I don't think ppl would really get it even if I told them, i mean how could they? I barely know what happened and I was there

It took me 3 months to go from being student at a top 5 university with the single minded goal of getting a PhD in theoretical quantum mechanics to not being able to read.

I couldn't talk; no matter how hard I tried the words were so slurred people couldn't understand what i was saying (not that I would have understood it if they replied). I've been an artist my entire life but I couldn't remember how to hold a pencil, let alone how to drink a glass of water without pouring it all over myself.

It didn't kill me but it killed every part of me I cared to keep alive. It's been 3 years and while I can paint and hold an only slightly stilted conversation and do just enough of everything to get by I'm nowhere near the person I was and I don't think I ever will be.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't in pain and I spend an average of 18h a day in bed. But yeah. If I just try a bit harder this time, care a bit more. As if I don't live every day with the knowledge that if push came to shove I would rather die than risk ever experience it again

And yeah, that does mean I would rather die than get a job. I don't care how childish that sounds it is not worth it, it is never ever going to be worth it

#lmao i just realised this is the first time I've told anyone even parts of what happened #well apart from the therapist i saw a few months afterwards #he was very bad at hiding how much he believed i was exaggerating the whole thing #(i wasn't. there are so many things that happened that i don't think I'll be able to be completely honest about now. let alone then)#i don't even remember most of it (let alone know which parts were actually Real) but uh.#spent a good few of the early months genuinely believing that I'd died and this was some sort of personal hell #my entire life was based on nightmare logic #phychosis fucking sucks man #the depression afterwards sucks even worse #it is the biggest most influencial thing to ever happen to me and no one will fucking believe me #anyway i need to go to bed and pretend it'll be better tomorrow #welp that sounded overly pessimistic #(or however you spell that)#things will get better #i know that #it's just really hard to believe sometimes #i need a tag for my own posts so i can laugh at myself in 2 weeks when i'm a better person

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pixelizedprince · 1 month ago

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#i work in a retail bakery ive cleaned those kinds of ovens Ive been inside them when they are still hot to the touch to clean them there is #no No no fucking way to securely close the door from the inside there is no fucking way like this news story about the 19 y/o at walmart is #making me so upset and angry there is no way she did that to herself on accident #bonus round there is no fucking way the company that supplied the oven recommends clea ing it while hot - let alone while on?!?!?!?#so thats a walmart fucking “policy” and they are fuck fucked #i have jumped straight from being horrified and grieving to immediate anger there is zero fucking ways this happened on accident #like ive scrubbed those ovens from the inside #ive been in that exact position #greaselift and a fucking dream babes even if the smell of greaselift - especially hot greaselift makes me nauseous #this shouldnt have happened and i have been spiraling for days about it #people at work were laughing about it and im so fucking angry ANGRY like someone fucking died yall this should be able to happen #idk whatever im fucking mad about it im heartbroken for someone who didnt deserve this #arlo speaks #arlo rants #tw death #cw death #***ope should NOT be able to happen <<< like three four tags back

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beheadedcousins · 1 month ago

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found this at goodwill saturday, and my first thought was i think farrah would want to have this giant flask ironically because of the size and she just thinks it's funny. she has no intention of ever using it.