#i AM catching up with the internet

[notasapleasure]

tomorrow we’re going to see the most Perfect house but it’s actually listed (listed!!!!) and needs some ‘‘‘‘remedial’‘‘ work and....depending on what that means it would make it all impossible. But. Keep your fingers crossed for me guys, that in this case it’s not much more than a lick of paint and a new kitchen. Please, I am in love with this house.

[egophiliac]

But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)

(thank you! :D)

Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.

Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)

Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.

it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.

Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else

(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)

[every-sanji]

[jattendschaton]

You ever read the way someone writes a character and think 'oh yeah, you definitely wrote for x fandom before this' and then one step further do you ever go back and get reinvested in a previous hyperfixation and realize you are writing your current blorbos in a distinctly fandom x-ish way?? Do I even have new blorbos or all they all just slight variations of the same bitch

[sainz100]

Lewis Hamilton on Thursday ahead of the 2024 US GP | 📸 by Reggie Mathalone

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[songofsaraneth]

'i've been feeling kind of disconnected lately' says area blogger who has spent 8 months increasingly self isolating

[andysambcrg]

arin coming out just so he doesn't have to eat a potentially yucky jellybean on his silly internet show has the same energy as mac coming out for the sake of a $14 scratch card

[sssssaarn]

Cringe culture really did kill a lot more of the otherkin community than I think some people might think... KFF definitely played a huge role in the downward spiral, but I don't see people also point out how damaging cringe culture was to otherkins specifically. And that even if KFF never came around, there may still be beings who remain silent or quiet about being otherkin for fear of 'cringe'.

[randomingoftherandomness]

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[ranvwoop]

hmmm. I think perhaps my life would be made moderately easier if I did not have Contamination OCD: Drugs Edition. but we ball

[subjectsix]

big win for me since black and white checkerboard is trendy right now. living my best ska life

[pxgeturner]

💿 • album tag !

list ur top five albums in a poll n let the people vote on which matches ur vibe! tagged by lovely lottie @lesbianjackies

@inklore @vhagarlovebot @chaos-4baby @rottencranberry @ghostlyfleur @pasukiyo @andersonfilms @absfawn

[orcelito]

Anytime I think about the state of the internet overall (be it the advertisement hellscape or the cesspool that is Twitter and tiktok) & get stressed, I remind myself that the internet isn't actually that big a deal and there are plenty of things in my life outside of it.

Why should I care what some tiktok teen would think of me? I go on bike rides in the woods, crochet blankets, and write in my free time. What weight does the judgement of the youth hold on me if I am simply vibing? None, I say.

[chipped-chimera]

Oh. Brilliant. I just realised it's also Autism Awareness Day/Month. Can't wait for corpos to tell me how they're oh so supportive by donating to the hate group charity a d showing only the most stereotypical representations of autism imaginable and make me feel worse!

Ugh a heads up: If I suddenly disappear this month it's because that shit is getting to me and I need a break.

[gardenerian]

I saw a video caught on a security camera facing someone's front steps where a person comes out and they don't know the steps are icy and they slip down the steps. Then the next family member comes out and goes down to help the other and then they slip. And then another person lol. And they're all just lying on the ground. I was imagining the Gallagher house steps in the winter and just a pile of them at the bottom after slipping down one after the other. No one's really hurt of course

this is the funniest fuckin image, thank you so much for this. cause like.... i am picturing it like this......

debbie and carl are bickering as they go down the stairs, shoving and snapping at each other. carl slips, and debbie is laughing until she realizes she's tangled up with his flailing limbs.

fiona is in front of them - she rolls her eyes as they start to fall, but still reaches out to try and help. carl grabs her arms too hard, though, and she gets yanked down with them.

ian sees this happen from the window. in a ridiculous attempt to help, while also laughing at his siblings, he goes speeding down the stairs - well. he makes it to the first step and then tumbles down.

lip hears ian go down and manages to get mostly down the stairs - but ian reaches up and grabs his ankle, and lip lands on top of the gallagher heap.

tami and mickey come strolling up minutes later to find the gallaghers laying in a pile cursing and somewhat crying. liam is standing on the top step taking pictures while franny and fred throw things at them.

mickey rolls his eyes and steps around the pile of idiot. as he makes it up the first step, however, he doubles back and picks ian up. but he leaves the rest of those fuckers to tami.