#hzd shitpost

[sadfransisko]

Hmmm... this reminds me of something...

They look like a married US midwestern couple tornado-watching on their front porch.

[emilyofjane]

After years of doing the “describe your favorite video game badly” meme, I think I finally won

[horizon-forbidden-memes]

I'm not surprised about the backlash against the remaster of a seven-year-old game but I for one am absolutely thrilled! Zero Dawn will be even better with all the updates that made Forbidden West visual eye-candy!

[kelsochronicles]

The Alight Gang. We love them.

(Thank you @sorbetowl for Aloy 😆)

[xamiipholia]

Aloy when she meets Petra for the first time:

[bakedcrossaintt]

[razorblade180]

Freminet:Aether? It’s pretty amazing how many talented friends you have.

Aether:I hope you’re including yourself. So, you’ve been trying to socialize?

Freminet:A little. While I still find some people a bit too energetic to keep up with, I’ve recently made a new friend who shares a few interests. Right now I’m letting them mess with some scuba equipment.

Aether:*looks right* Oh! Hey Aloy.

Aloy:*tinkering* Sup

Aether:*smiles* Yeah, that adds up. She’s good people.

[gaiasnewdawn]

[infriga]

Aloy: I love all my companions. Varl, Erend, Zo, Kotallo, Beta, Alva, and...

*looks at smudged writing on hand*

Aloy: Syphilis

[alabasterknight]

WHY

[valerierowan]

In both games I have the constant thought of “I know the Grand Canyon is RIGHT THERE why can’t I get to it” and it drives me crazy.

Shitpost of the day

[emilyofjane]

RIP Banuk Werak Chieftain, you will always be peak to me 😔

[horizon-forbidden-memes]

Different universes, same “are you fucking kidding me?” expression

[commander-shad]

Random thing I thought of last night and now I need it:

An animatic or edit or whatever of the game, summarising the entire story but Grieg's Hall of the Mountain King plays over it as things get even more chaotic.

[xamiipholia]

For the discord peeps ✨✨

[saewokhrisz]

betas base shenanigans