#hysterical

[bilbotargaryen]

I COMPLETELY LOST IT AT THE MIDDLE FINGER XDDD

AND EADITH XDDD

The whole garden gang owns my heart <333 (Not Haesten wingmanning for Osferth xDDD)

Also Stiorra roasting Alfred's cooking is very based. I do not believe for one moment this man can produce something edible.

AND FINAN MY BOY <333 He did not bring the chaos, he is the chaos ksksksksks xD Poor Sihtric, getting that icing out of his hair must be hell. (As if I would do anything else but laugh at him with Finan if I were there lol)

I love the vibe of the whole story. It's so *tense* (if you know what I mean hehe)

And Finan's accent REPRESENTED ugh love it

Beocca and Thyra <333

Leofric <333

Aethelstan in his usual sulky mood :( (At least Ingilmundr just broke up with him here .-.)

AND THEN COMES OSBERT NAWWWWWWWW

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY RAGNAR????? AND ALFRED LET'S HIM IN??? (or maybe ragnar just snuck in - wouldn't put that past him tbh)

OMFG THAT WAS SO SWEET. How anxious lil Alfred got and then it was him!! Nawww If I was not sold on Alfred/Uhrted I am now.

That was such a lovely read, my dear! <333

Well done!!! (and I hope you don't mind the half-live reaction above lol)

Alfred's Christmas Wish

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: The Last Kingdom (TV)

Rating: Mature

Relationships: Aethelflaed Lady of Mercia/Aldhelm, Athelstan of England (894-939)/Uhtred Uhtredson | Osbert, Sigtryggr Ivarsson/Stiorra, Alfred the Great/Uhtred of Bebbanburg, Eadith/Aelswith/Osferth, Edward/Earwulf, Beocca/Thyra, Mentions of Brida and Young Ragnar, Aethelhelm/Bresal, Aethelred/Random Woman lol, Finan/Sihtric

Summary: Alfred is throwing a Christmas Party, and everyone is invited! But will Santa make an appearance after all this work, or have Alfred's house guests scared him away?

OR

The crack Christmas fic you never wanted or needed, but you'll enjoy :)

Rated M for improper use of a rolling pin.

(Yeah, i'm not sure what happened here either but enjoy :DDD)

[lostcryptids]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

The Rookie 3x9 | 9-1-1 8x5

[newwavesylviaplath]

[iinryer]

i keep thinking about chris’s “i tried complaining once, it didn’t work” line and also how he’s super witty and funny and perceptive and also A Teenager and how that all would influence the way he navigates a world that isn’t always accessible to him…

just imagining post-ladder-truck-crush-injury buck and chris both using crutches while buck is still getting used to things suddenly being inaccessible to him and getting like, little zingers of insights and life lessons from his best friend’s kid while out and about. chris showing him how he gets up and down the tall curbs when a sidewalk is blocked off unexpectedly, and very loudly and often proclaiming his distain for the “fuck-you” steps (the 1-2 tiny steps at the front doors of houses and buildings that immediately make that entrance no longer accessible)

like buck researches a couple of easy activities for them to try while he’s is still healing and tired and is looking into the establishment’s accessibility accommodations, and hey! the place says on the website that they’re wheelchair friendly! that usually covers his and chris’s bases, so they should be good to go. but when they get there it turns out that, while there IS an accessible entrance with a “ramp”, it’s actually the cargo loading zone that’s literally on the other side of the building which would require them to walk a couple of extra blocks up and back down the street on the other side. obviously they can still get in, but buck feels awful because that’s not what he wanted out of his preparedness. chris just tells him “it’s okay, it happens a lot actually”, and buck is even MORE sad about it, but chris just conspiratorially adds “this is my favorite kind” and starts making his way towards the set of like, idk eight stairs at the front of this building. buck is obviously confused and looks at eddie who just shakes his head fondly, sighs and says “yeah, he does this sometimes” before encouraging buck to follow. when buck finally reaches chris, he’s balancing his crutches on the first stair and turns to buck to whisper “now we get to make them feel bad about it” and proceeds to very feebly, very slowly—and buck has seen chris rough and tumble and rocket his way through things that could (and do) trip him up, this is the most dramatic act of put-upon helplessness buck has EVER seen from this kid—make his way up the stairs. he even sticks his bottom lip out into a little pout for good measure. one of the staff sees them through the glass doors and comes out to tell them about the “ramp” in the back of the building, and before buck can even think of what to say in response, chris is just telling them, very sadly, that he “wouldn’t be able to walk that far without getting too tired 😔😔😔” and continues his hammed-up, sad, slow trek up the stairs while a very harried staff member kind of hovers, not knowing what to do.

buck has to bite his cheek to keep himself from laughing at chris’ act, and then again at the face the staff member makes when they catch sight of buck too, as he begins very dutifully following chris’s lead, eddie in their wake.

[lucy-moderatz]

Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.

[harpers-tartarus]

I finally learned how to screen record, so here's the most chaotic adventuring party moment from Neverafter

[simplyjustagirlsblog]

[wintvies]

there is something fundamentally wrong with you. we should kiss.

[lolapath]

girls when this very fragment

[sapphicyanli]

sometimes think about how the hell dallas & ian ended up being #1 zukka endorsers like did netflix encouraged/adviced them to in some ways or they just came to netflix HQ one day with a 57 slides presentation and a thick ass thesis and was like "guys, guys, hear us out—"

[yourgirlclarie]

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[pretty-when-i-girlblog]

[julia-1112]

Claudia Schiffer for GIANNI VERSACE Autumn Winter (1991)

[newwavesylviaplath]

this is what makes us girls