RP multimuse for Hazbin Hotel. (18+), canon divergent, selective, OC and crossover friendly. Follows back from muse-bs. Read rules + about(s).
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@hellishlyclean replied to your post “//"niffty is the only straight character in the...”:
I THOUGH THE SAME!! Not on my watch this woman is a Bi disaster thank you
//neeko you are perfect
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//"niffty is the only straight character in the hotel" not if I have anything to say about it
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Send my muse "Trick or Treat!" and see what you get!
Some candy
A kiss on the cheek
A hug
A pie in the face
Mouth-to-Mouth candy
A jump scare
A halloween date night out
Scary movie night
A kiss on the lips
Your muse gets pantsed
Your muse pantses mine
Tickle fight
Passionate kiss on the lips
Bite mark
Mun decides!
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@hotelbitches replied to your post “@hotelbitches replied to your post “Vaggie has...”:
charlie and cherri on either side of her kissing her cheek!!
"Alright, alright. Turnabout's fair play, y'know, I'm expecting my chance to make it up to you two."
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@hotelbitches replied to your post “Vaggie has appeared! What to do?”:
getting several kisses
Okay, fine, maybe she does like this game.
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Vaggie has appeared! What to do?
Leave Smooch Act cool Worship
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@hotelbitches said: “My entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance, while I stay in the same place” charlie to vaggie!
Seriously I can't recommend this game enough
She knows the feeling, of course. It loomed over her constantly when she was alive, a weight she dragged behind her like a ball and chain. Living and dying in the same small town, always wondering when things would change, when she'd feel like she'd gotten somewhere.
Life was just like that, she figured. Every step forward she took brought her no closer and every knowing voice she listened to sang a chorus of 'not yet'. Hell is different, but not really. Even in death, life feels like a promise for a future that never really comes.
Charlie is much, much older than her, but young in the way they can keep running-- Vaggie's long since slowed her pace.
"Welcome to living, hon. Life is 99% 'not right now' and 1% 'right now'." It's not the most reassuring she could be, but to say that Charlie will get what they're working towards would only feel like a lie. They both know Vaggie has no way of knowing that. "If you're not frustrated, you're standing still."
#GOD I haven't written vaggie in ages#hotelbitches#Misery loves company | Asks#On the knife's edge | IC
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Night in the Woods
“Do you think we’d be friends if we weren’t, like, stuck together in the same town?” “My entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance, while I stay in the same place” “Do you believe in anything at all?” “So I believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do” “So what am I doing here?” “This is going nowhere” “There is no time to forget before all is forgotten” “That was seriously messed up” “Yeah, nobody’s going to top that” “I’m sorry, but it’s off to Hell for you” “You’re in good company” “I regret nothing” “Can you be any more specific?” “Got hit by a car” “My back hurts” “Why is this a douchebag song?” “We have a table for when you’re done” “I’m being body positive! Just like the Internet said” “Can I offer you a complimentary slushie?” “Did he die?” “He definitely would’ve died” “Thank you for coming on such short notice” “I’ll never forgive them for taking him away” “Yeah, a crime was definitely committed”
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Niffty has appeared! What to do?
Confess
Worship
Punch
Kiss on the lips
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"Does Jesus x Judas count as historical rpf?"
"Can't you guys ever just ask me how my day's been?"
"How was your day?"
"Yeah, Jesus x Judas counts as historical rpf."
#oh no the sillies are kicking in#What is this life I keep hearing about? | IC#On the knife’s edge | IC#Gasoline gut with a vaseline mind | IC#Women want me; fish fear me | Crack
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//honestly niffty is my strongest muse and the reason this blog is still going
vaggie I still get a feel for but not as much
cherri happens only when the planets align
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"I can get you coffee. Or a hangover cure. Or breakfast. Or all three."
"I hate feeling like shit after waking up..."
#idk why my niffty ALWAYS wants to bug mayleene#hellsmayflower#What is this life I keep hearing about? | IC
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"I can explain--"
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//fr niffty is so funny she KNOWS she gets crushes on women but she's like 'shame I can't romance them because I'm not gay'
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Has yet to pick anything other than marry.
#if it was just up to her I'd be voting marry on everything#which is funny bc it's been mostly women so far but she's just like 'well that doesn't mean anything--'#The devil's in the details | Dash comm#What is this life I keep hearing about? | IC
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