#hxh incorrect quotes

[karmencrossby]

[ppslayer2000]

HxH Incorrect quotes

Random person: So who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Gon: Killua says we're like chopsticks!

RP: Aww that's so cute, does that mean you snuggle real close?

Killua: No, it means if you take one of us away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Kurapika, to Killua: You've got to learn to love yourself.

Killua: Don't you hate yourself?

Kurapika: Yeah, but this about you. Focus.

[yaoiadderall]

leorio: i talk a lot, huh?

kurapika: yes, but it’s nice. i enjoy hearing your thoughts.

[five minutes later]

leorio: grapes are easy to acquire and easy to eat.

kurapika: if you say anything else on this topic i am going to murder you.

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Gon: You giant asshole

Killua: You're just figuring that out now? Idiot!

Gon : Yeah, I'm an idiot! You know I'm an idiot! But you keep expecting me to be smart! So who's the real idiot here?

[dyingroses]

Hisoka: I love you Illumi: your problem

[todorokitouyasleftshoe]

hxh hunter exam arc in three lines

gon: I’m going to defeat you with the power of a fair fight !

kurapika: and killua

gon: and killua!

[somewheremillo]

Mid-teens!Killugon for the soul <3

Killua: Hey uhh Gon I have something to tell you…

Gon: Yeah what’s up?

Killua: So we have know each other for a while know and… I uhh…

Killua: I think I… like… you..?

Gon:

Killua: ;-;

Gon: Well I like you too Killua!!!! You’re my best friend!!!!!

Killua:

Killua: wha-

Alluka, who was in the other room: Are you fucking seri-

[lowqualitykillua]

Killua and Gon: KURPIKA LEOREO LOOK LOOK

Leorio: Killua I swear if you bring another cat into this house-

Killua, holding up kittens: I HAVE 5 THIS TIME

Leorio: No.

Kurapika: Well-

Leorio: nO-

Kurapika: bUt CaT-

Leorio: NO MORE CATS!

[killugon-truther]

killua “the only ways ik how to show love are to kill for you, die for you, protect you, sacrifice myself for you, keep all if not majority of my honest feelings away from you, lie to you, and push you away” zoldyck.

[justatree75]

found some hunter x hunter incorrect quotes from two years ago in my notes app. everything is something either i or one of my friends said two years ago

Gon: I’m in cow without the c. wait, that actually works

Killua: ankles are a privilege. not a right

Kurapika: you, too, can be made of beans and spite just for $19.99 a week. because this is a fucking capitalist society

Leorio: this is your intervention. you’ve had too much body cleanser

Hisoka: everyone’s a whore, but I’m a *special* whore

Illumi: those are the laughs of people who don’t want their soul eaten by an eldritch horror and you can’t convince me otherwise

Bisky: if I was a teacher I’d either teach choir or sex ed. there is no in-between

Ging: “health”! “safety”! what, are we Obama now?

Kite: welcome to the concrete jungle, can I take your order? ASSUMING IT’S BULLETS

Chrollo: The Bible is the most popular fanfiction in the world

Machi: it’s not murder if they piss on the seats

Alluka: there is a different gender for every molecule of length of hair and that’s just facts

Melody: with fa you’re not pointing down, you’re pointing dahhhhhn

Shoot: some people have a boyfriend and some people have a girlfriend. but you know what we all have? anxiety. but that’s still something

Knuckle: someone needs a dogsitter? that’s too bad I can’t sit on dogs

[karmencrossby]

[ppslayer2000]

HxH incorrect quotes

Leorio: you fainted, do you remember anything? Kurapika: only the ambulance ride Leorio: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, i drove you Kurapika: but i heard a siren? Leorio: that was Gon and Killua Gon: sorry I got nervous Killua: I got bored

[metaleras-lair]

Illumi: You're pretty soft for a Zoldyck.

Killua: Excuse me? I happen to be a remorseless assassin.

Gon, appearing out of nowhere and placing a flower crown on Killua's head: Oh Killua! I made you another flower crown! Please stop losing them.

Illumi: So I see.

[mangetsuame]

Sprints this in at the last second

Lil Killugon incorrect quote I did for a Greed Island server prompt

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Killua: You guys are too valuable to lose

Kurapika, Gon and Leorio: Awwwwww

Killua: That’s why it should be someone expendable ……… Like Tonpa!

Tonpa: WHAT THE HELL?