#hws nordic headcanons
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texting with the nordics
type | light hearted , fluff , platonic , short read
denmark/matthias køhler ♡
random and hyper 3am texts
is the type to screenshot funny messages from a groupchat and post them to social media
definitely sends people brainrot humor ig reels ironically
also sends super up close pics of himself out of nowhere to strike up a conversation
his most used emojis are: 😁 😳 😜 👀 🤸♂️
norway/lukas bondevik ♡
he double texts but like not
as in he'll type two different things but space them out using the enter button
so it ends up being one text
it's on purpose too (he's weird i love him)
likes to send pictures of his meals
alot of one word replies ("mhm" , "sure" , "k")
the type to like a message to signify the end of a convo
sweden/björn oxenstierna ♡
sends gifs to react to messages
doesn't use any other abbreviations unless it's like, 'LOL'
most used emoji: 👍
doesn't use his phone that much
only really texts anybody if it's a holiday
iceland/emil steilsson ♡
his phone is almost always on 'do not disturb'
unlike sve, he mostly uses abbreviations
types in all lowercase letters (autocorrect is his worst enemy so he had to turn it off)
if someone asks what he's doing, he'll send a picture of his surroundings accompanied by a simple "just here" text.
will be constantly checking his phone and reply immediately if a person he really likes is chatting with him
finland/timo väinämöinen ♡
when he's comfortable enough with the person he's talking to, he'll start to send voice messages
gives random updates about his day via text
prefers calls tbh
sends a bunch of pics of hanatamago
the type to text someone "good luck!" , "have a good time ❤️" , "hope it goes well!!" and other words of encouragement when they have to do something/go somewhere
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#hetalia imagines#hetalia x reader#hetalia headcanons#hetalia#hetalia nordics#hetalia world stars#hetalia axis powers#hws nordics#hws denmark#hws norway#hws sweden#hws iceland#hws finland
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are their any disabled nations in your nation reveal AU? I personally headcanon Denmark and Latvia as autistic. what kind of ableism do they face if so? do they have to deal with the R/fakedisordercringe bullshit. I would imagine they get infantilized a lot especially if you add the combination if some are also queer
I think a majority of nations have PTSD. It's something that never truly goes away. They can heal and grow as much as they want, but there will always be an event/news story that will reopen that trauma all over again.
For physical disabilities, I think many nations have a lot of chronic pain due to disasters/economic and political issues happening in their countries (click for post about their symptoms). This is especially true for bigger nations like China and America, who have a lot of population and land area for natural disasters to strike. Most of them have gotten used to it, but there are moments where they're just like "HOLY FUCK I HATE THIS"
Also, many nations have been handicapped due to war and destruction in their countries. Fortunately, these injuries heal as the land and population heals, though they will definitely scar.
I also think Denmark and Latvia are on the spectrum. Latvia definitely gets infantilized due to both his autism and his stunted growth. I think Denmark gets infantilized a lot too because he's excitable and people see that as childish. Sweden also deals with the infantilizing/patronizing bullshit because he doesn't talk a lot, and people assume it's because he doesn't know what's going on.
I think they also have to deal with the frustration of people faking disorders or accusing them of faking. I imagine some nations have had seizures or have been in wheelchairs or have been overstimulated and people post them on reddit to mock them for "faking it". Though I like to imagine that they are the loud and ignorant minority.
#hetalia#forsoobaado answers#a-random-person-on-the-interent#hetalia headcanons#nation lore#aph china#hws china#aph america#hws america#aph denmark#hws denmark#aph latvia#hws latvia#aph sweden#hws sweden#help all of the Nordics are kind of autistic#god I hate when people infantilize autistic people#like that is a grown person stop it
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Norway: Mr. Puffin isn't even cute.
Literally Mr. Puffin:
I've been laughing at this for like ten minutes. Why he look like that?
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what's your headcanon human names for all 5 of them? :0
I think the Nordics have used various names throughout history! But they're probably all just variations of the same "base name," which has just changed with culture and current trends to keep up with the times.
Denmark: Magnus / Magni, Mange, Magne Magnus ("great") is a latinised version of the Old Norse name Magni ("mighty"). Various Scandinavian kings have been named Magnus, so the name has long been associated with the region. Mange is a Swedish nickname for Magnus, and Magne could be Denmark's alternative alias if he needs one Sweden: Björn / Bernwald Björn ("bear") is an Old Norse name still popular in Sweden. Perhaps in the Middle Ages, he may have used the name Bernwald ("bear" + "ruler") to fit in better with the German-speaking estates of society and have more of an international reach. Because his name means "bear," he can be teasingly referred to as Nalle, Bamse, or Baddi, all meaning "teddy bear" Norway: Sigurd / Sigurðr, Siward, Sjur Sigurd is a younger form of the Old Norse name Sigurðr ("victory"+ "guardian"), perhaps most notably associated with the Germanic legend of the dragon slayer. Siward is the English equivalent of the name. Sjur is the shortened form of the name Sigurd, so it may be his alternative alias Finland: Timo / Väinö, Väinämö Timo is a Finnish version of the name Timotheos ("honoring God") and perhaps a name he had to pick for himself after the introduction of Christianity. I like the idea of Väinö ("calmly flowing river") being his former first name and present middle name since it has the same origin as his canon surname Iceland: Eiríkur / Eiríkr, Erik Eiríkur is an Icelandic name, the younger form of the Old Norse name Eiríkr ("forever rich/powerful"). When in contact with outsiders, his name probably got simplified as Erik
Their surnames are not set in stone, and I rarely find myself needing them anyway. I don't think the Nordics would feel quite as attached to their surnames, as surnames in Nordic countries have traditionally been patronyms (and these guys don't have families in the traditional sense). Perhaps back in the olden days, the "surnames" they introduced themselves with were based on what was the most fitting and useful in a given situation - making up family associations, basing it off of their profession, or picking a surname based on where they lived (southern farm, northern bay, etc). But nowadays, they probably have preferred surnames they use for symbolic reasons; like Iceland going by "Ingólfsson" (based on Ingólfur Arnarson, the assumed first permanent settler of Iceland) or Denmark preferring the name "Andersen" to be associated with the most famous Danish author
Plus, I feel like their country names are actually more like honorary titles, and they don't really use them between each other (unless it's a nickname, like Sve, etc.). It's very much their culture. Nordic people tend to call their bosses, teachers, doctors, etc., by their first names, too. It's probably based on the cultural belief that this makes people more equal and cancels social hierarchy (Jante Law effect), so I have a hard time seeing the Nordic using honorary titles between friends and family
#hws nordics#headcanons#i just realized no one has asked that before. here you go then#i really like the name mathias for denmark but i have started to lean more toward magnus. just sounds more denmark specific somehow
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nordic 5 headcanons but they get silly
- sometimes Denmark and Iceland get together and plan on trapping Norway in cuddles. It works best in the morning.
- out of all the nordics, Iceland speaks the best english (i fear this might be canon)
- denmark wakes up super early and goes to sleep super early
- denmark, iceland and finland have a decent sleep schedule (sweden is an artist and norway has insomnia)
- norway collects stress balls
- believe it or not norway is a responsible drinker
- iceland and denmark have asthma
- they have awesome movie nights at different houses and the host gets to choose the movie
- iceland once gifted norway a nintendo switch. He's obsessed with animal crossing now, plus he got just dance (any year) premium he brings to each nordic party/casual meeting so they can compete (sweden wins every time and that makes norway sour).
- this
- iceland does the cooking by the book
- norway does not do the cooking by the book
- sweden, denmark, norway and finland are "gay, abortion, slut and big dick" respectively
- sweden, finland and iceland have a uncle/uncle/nephew relationship
- FINLAND'S EYES ARE BROWN RAHH
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Headcanon that every time Denmark sends a “rate my outfit” picture to the group chat Sweden replies with this no matter how revealing the outfit is or not:
#hetalia#hetalia meme#hetalia headcanon#my headcanon#headcanon#aph#hws#hws denmark#hws sweden#hws nordics#aph sweden#aph denmark#aph nordics#nordic 5#little my#lilla my#yes i know it means end in swedish#but#still
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Nordic 5 body language headcanons
Iceland is a huuuge sloucher, despite his brother's complaints. His upper body leans sideways very subtly, as well, but this is because he has scoliosis. By default, Emil always has one hand on his hip or the small of his back: this boy is the king of back pain. He's pigeon-toed and walks at an average pace.
He slouches even more when he sits, often crossing his ankles. Unless he's occupied with something, he keeps his hands folded in his lap. Emil generally sits really politely; bro is just there. He tends to avoid eye contact, as it makes him uncomfortable, but can tolerate it in formal/serious settings.
When bored or anxious, he'll tap his fingers together. He'll also drum his fingers against a flat surface, but very quietly. What a guy.
Norway stands straight and elegant, one foot in front of the other, his shoulders back but not enough to be cocky. A firm believer in good posture, he's not afraid to correct the other Nordics when the need arises. He'll keep his arms crossed or his hands on his hips, and he treads lightly but quickly.
Sitting down, Lukas will cross his legs, usually resting his ankle on his other knee. Bro can actually sit pretty still with his hands folded neatly on his crossed knee, not moving a muscle. Though he's not the biggest fan of eye contact, he'll use it to get his point across or when he's being serious. Sometimes, he stares without really realizing it.
It's rare for Lukas to fidget. When he does, though, it's more-often-than-not a brisk foot tap. Mathias thinks it's eerie how still he can be.
Denmark stands with his head held high, his shoulders thrown back, and his arms crossed over his chest, though he does have the tendency to slouch when he's tired. He walks a bit faster than average with a swagger in his step, but he's able to stop very abruptly in his tracks, an actual menace to anyone walking behind him.
When sitting down, Mathias is a compulsory man-spreader and leg bouncer. He'll also rest his arms on the back of the seat, if possible. He loves to take up as much space as he can. He's not afraid of eye contact whatsoever, which can be rather terrifying paired with his blue eyes. Please, God, someone get this man some brown contacts.
Mathias also has a bad habit of drumming rather loudly on flat surfaces, much to the annoyance of his fellow nations. Be patient with him, doctors have yet to find ADHD meds that will actually work for him.
Sweden, like Lukas, stands very straight, but will slouch when he needs to accommodate for his height. He either walks very slowly or is near-impossible to keep up with: there's no in-between. He's duck-footed and has a heavy tread.
Berwald is also a man-spreader, though he knows how to stay in his own bubble. As a larger man, he's highly conscious about the space he takes up and tends to be more conservative with it. He usually rests his hands on his knees when he sits. Eye contact isn't very complicated with Ber; if he's talking to you, he's making eye contact. If he's not, he isn't.
If there is space available, Berwald will pace back and forth when tense or thinking. If he can't, he'll resort to less active stims, such as knuckle cracking.
Finland stands with a slouch, too, though it isn't as nearly as pronounced as Emil's. When walking, his pace depends on who he's with; if he's on his own, however, he takes his time, often stopping to stretch. Tino is surprisingly heavy-footed for someone of his stature.
He sits slightly forward with his legs crossed, his hands folded primly on either the table or his knee. In more informal settings, Tino may even tuck his feet under his body. If he's sitting beside Berwald, he'll lean affectionately against him. He uses eye contact when needed, his gaze being the least overwhelming of the Nordics. He's very reassuring to be around.
When nervous, Tino clears his throat a lot. He also stims by bouncing his leg and fiddling with his clothes.
#can you tell that they're my scrimblos#they're just so *chews on them*#love these guys#hetalia world stars#hetalia axis powers#hetalia#hetalia headcanons#aph nordics#hws nordics#aph iceland#hws iceland#aph norway#hws norway#aph denmark#hws denmark#aph sweden#hws sweden#aph finland#hws finland
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How They are When Jealous (Nordics)
Headcanons for how I think the Hetalia characters would act when they're jealous of someone hitting on their S/O.
Denmark: When Mathias gets jealous, he becomes exceptionally clingy. If he ever catches another man hitting on you, he's wrapping his arms tight around you in a hug from behind, resting his head on top of yours and asking what the two of you are talking about. All with a smile on his face. Later when the two of you are at home, he becomes extra affectionate and hardly leaves your side. Always wanting to hug you. But don't ask him if he's jealous, because the man will pout about it, all while still hugging you as tight as possible.
Sweden: We all know Berwald is a man of very few words, so he's not going to initially say anything to the guy flirting with you. If anything, he'll take a page right out Ivan's book and just stand beside you with an intense, threatening aura around him. More often than not, the guy gets the message and backs off. But if he doesn't, Ber will just continue to stand there and wait for you to introduce him, or for the mystery guy to ask him who he is. To which Berwald will outright say, "My name is Berwald, and this my wife/husband/partner/etc."
Norway: Lukas is fairly deadpan so don't expect the biggest reaction from him in public if he sees another man flirting with you. However, he will absolutely be sending this guy a death glare from the depths of Hell. Nobody messes with Lukas after he sends them a glare like that, and that'll be enough to scare the guy off. But if he continues to flirt, Lukas may "accidentally" summon one of his fairy friends in to bother the man. And if you confront him about it, he'll deny it to the moon and back. And if you ask him about being jealous, he'll deny everything and anything with a straight face.
Finland: Tino is all smiles and sunshine when he gets jealous, as he wants to believe in the best of everyone. When someone flirts with you, he'll try to be as friendly and cordial as possible. But if the guy tries making a move, he'll find some way to either get the two of you out of there, or find a way to tell the guy that you're his. However, if this guy is persistent and doesn't know when to back off, Tino will casually mention that he's an excellent shot with a rifle. Not that he'd use it on the guy... But like, he'll mention it.
#hetalia#aph#aph x reader#hetalia reader insert#hetalia x reader#aph reader insert#hetalia axis powers#aph headcanons#hetalia headcanons#hws headcanons#hws denmark#hws sweden#hws norway#hws finland#aph nordics#hws nordics#hetalia nordics
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anyway my thoughts are spiraling all bc of a single post by @chayssakharom, and now I can't stop thinking about a Nordics road trip especially a last min "we missed our flight/train and don't have time to wait for the next one" road trip.
Idk what the reputation is for Finnish drivers but I think Finland would drive, he has to bc if he's unoccupied for too long he'll go insane. Norway sits shotgun bc he called it and also if you put him in the back between Denmark and Sweden there will be murder. Denmark sits in the backseat behind Norway, because Sweden has to sit behind Finland because Fin is the shortest and can push his seat up more than Nor, and Sve is a fucking giant. Iceland is in the back seat between them because if Denmark and Sweden don't have someone in between them they will fight the whole time, with Iceland there they'll only fight 80% of the time.
The playlist for this roadtrip is the ABBA gold album.
#hws denmark#hws norway#hws sweden#hws iceland#hws finland#hetalia#nws nordics#hetalia headcanons#Den & Swe fighting while Nor threatens to have Fin turn this car around Ice is asleep all with Voulez-Vous playing in the background
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I had this thought the other day that Tino loves to dye his hair. It's a different color every month. And his favorite colors stay just a little bit longer. But he loves changing it up, and he never gives warning when he's decided to switch colors again.
#aph finland#hws finland#hetalia#my shit#hetalia headcanons#came to me while i was in need of a distraction at work#i feel like he dyed his hair orange once and one of the other nordics made fun of it so that hasnt made an appearance in forever#his favorite is blue for reasons
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Could we get more intimacy (domestic or otherwise) with Iceland most especially?? But also Norway if you don’t mind ♥️ love ur posts
thank you anon <3 and thanks for the req, here you go!!
request | domestic headcanons for iceland & norway
type | headcanons , domestic life , intimacy , established relationship , fluff , gender neutral reader , romantic(ish)
iceland/emil steilsson ♡
likes to rest his chin on his partner's shoulder to look at whatever they are doing on their phone/what they are reading in a magazine or book. if his partner is taller than him and standing up, he will give a hug from behind.
he will offer his partner an earbud/airpod so they can listen to music together (he's putting on björk there's no question about it)
he likes seeing his partner slowly befriend his pet puffin, he's happy to see the two get along
if he is going a little stir crazy at home but doesn't exactly want to go out where there will be crowds, he'll ask if his partner wants to go hike a small trail with him
he likes to hold his partners hand A LOT. whether it be walking together while they are all alone, or even when they are just relaxing on the sofa...he wants to hold their hand (and do the thumb rub thing) (he's touch starved a bit, yes)
finds it relaxing to listen to his partner hum if they like to hum a lot, or if they use it as a vocal stim
norway/lukas bondevik ♡
if his partner likes coffee in the morning, he's got them covered. the scent of coffee is usually the first thing his partner smells in the morning
prefers to sleep on cold sheets, when his partner comes in to have a "sleepover", he'll find it amusing how easily they get cold. not to worry though, he doesn't mind cuddling them so they can stop shivering (for both their sakes lol)
much like his younger brother, he likes to rest his chin or cheek on his partner's shoulder. he likes this because he is able to breathe in whatever scent his partner smells like
he's a noticer, he notices when his partner looks tired, so he'll tell them to take a break/nap. if they look sick, he'll make some warm soup. if they are shivering again because of the cold, scandinavian winter outside, hot cocoa will be made instantly for them. he would rather do things instead of talk about them, especially since he can read expressions and body language well.
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#hws norway#hws iceland#hws nordics#hetalia x reader#hetalia headcanons#hetalia nordics#hetalia#hetalia fanfiction#hetalia norway#hetalia iceland
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nations and their little "tells" of how long they've lived
there is definitely a post somewhere about this but whatever this is my hadcanon xD
-England and his three big bros are the prime example of "going a little crazy", they've been alive so long and half of it through the Mideival Era that they've lost concept of a lot of stuff. Like their touch with reality is a little screwed and you definitley notice they don't quite get some stuff, like they'll miss empathy cues or slip into mannerisms from days long past. Use old English, etc. They're the wacky cousins that ar just a bit confused but they're trying, even if they get on everyone's nerves a bit. Also they're still figuring out how emails work, because while their personalities change according to their people their actual knowledge doesn't always keep up.
-Russia, i think that one's obvious, man's had such a time that he's spent so long plastering a smile that he's basically forgotten how not to not smile. And you can't undo centuries in a day. You see his true nation age when he takes everything and doesn't bother trying to question it no matter how ridiculous, when he stops a tank with his bare hands and walks it off, when he's surprised people don't usually try to jump out planes without parachutes.
-countries with violet eyes like Canada, Iceland, Norway- they blend in too well, they resemble the quiet kid in the back of the class (personal headcanon it indicatess magical inclination). You realize they're not quite human when Norway turns his head and hos haircurl floats midair and his gaze is just a bit too knowing, when Iceland makes a remark well beyond his physical age and you remember he's a thousand years old, when Canada- actually no the bear is enough proof.
-And then there's China and Japan, two old men who look young but have that sense of knowing more then they let on like Norway but without the creepy blank look that comes when one has Seen Too Much. Instead they travel through life like they don't have a care, as if every day is a lfietime in Neverland. Especially China. Japan also just looks tired all the time even if he isn', from stress lines that never go away.
-Prussia is that fun work colleague who suddenly turns into a history nerd out of nowhere and then flips back to normal wild mode. He's the one who tells tales like he actually was there, he and the wrest lf the BTT really. It's like they rememebr, because they do.
-Meanwhile Lithuania and Finland seem normal enough- good hardoqrking young men doing good woek. But thebmoment they're attacked, their eyes blaze and it's like an aura radiates lff them. And you know they're stronger then they look, that they won't go down without a fight. And you'll probably be the one going down no matter how strong you think you are, because they're nations and they will always hve more power and centuries of experience. Even if it's been years and they aren't superpowers, they have the muscle memory. It's engrained into their very being, it's a part of them and if you approach them the wrong way you might get dropkicked by accident.
-Countries like Denmark and America- their smiles are just off. Denmark's is too sharp, just a amidge too much, and America's is too wide, like he's trying tok hard when it's just his natural face.
-and then there's austrailia and new zealand who are the reason Florida started fighting alligators and convinced their residents to start doing it too "for the YouTube views", forgetting rhat moat people don't have instahealing or can come back from the dtad.
#hetalia hcs#hetalia headcanons#aph#hws#world stars hetalia#headcanon#hws icand#Hws finland#hws russia#hws lithuania#hws canada#aph nordics#hws denmark#hws england#hws china#hws japan#hws america#hws austrailia#Hws new zealand
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Ice and China calling him Hong Kong’s ‘pretty friend’ is so valid he’s the resident pretty boy 💕
China and Iceland's first meeting went like this.
China had spent the day preparing to have 'one of Hong Kong's loser friends' over. The entire day, this guy is ranting about having to have one of Hong Kong's friends at their house. A white boy, no less. Hong Kong leaves the house to grab something. Unfortunately (or so Hong Kong would think), Iceland happens to show up in the time he's out of the house and Hong Kong forgot something very important.
To remind Iceland to take his shoes off.
So Hong Kong is super stressed, he tries calling Iceland, but there's no signal, so he's just freaking out.
Iceland walks into the house and... Immediately takes off his shoes.
Yeah, he comes from a region where it snows a lot, Norway would have fucking murdered him if he were to ever step into a house with shoes on.
China's immediately like 'oh wow, so he's not an animal.'
Iceland's of course putting on the whole sweet polite kid act, and China is absolutely eating that up like it's a Michelin star dish worthy of the louvre.
Iceland doesn't match Chinese beauty standards. He is Chinese beauty standards. He's pale, skinny, has light hair and eyes.
By the time Hong Kong comes back, China and Iceland are having tea and gossiping like they've known each other for no less than a decade.
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If the Nordic 5 were your lawyers:
Sweden: Is there on time, but forgot all his papers.
Denmark: Your honor, my client slayed. Literally and metaphorically!
Norway: Uses his fairies to leave false evidence to convict someone else
Iceland: I am literally neurodivergent and a minor!
Finland: ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING
#hetalia#aph#hetalia axis powers#axis powers ヘタリア#hetalia world stars#hetalia world series#hws norway#hws denmark#hws sweden#hws iceland#hws finland#hetalia headcanons#hetalia nordics#n5
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hello 👋 i really love your writing 😖 i was wondering if you could write yandere alphas nordic's x darling omega who has a very high libido? 😏 thank you ❤😄
Well this is one way to start the week enjoy anon :)
Warning! This is a spicy post, so turn away now if this isn't for you!
Denmark 🇩🇰
Finally, there is someone who can keep up with him in the bedroom. Also, destroy him.
In order to slow you down, he does have you take a shot of Akvavit (snaps) every hour or half hour (more depending on how rough you are riding him or sucking his soul out). This, however, does backfire often because you’ll be all fired up again & you’ll want to peg him, but considering he’s bossy, he will ‘guide’ you on how to do it properly.
Denmark even approached Japan with: “Hey! I need help making a machine that can slow Y/N in bed?”
The dude has even tried to design a piece of furniture that can hold you in place so he doesn’t have to be bottom all the time, but he also hopes your libido would give out due to you having to contort your body so much.
He hates admitting that he needs a break from you. The fastest he’s ever recovered was 23 hours. The longest was 4 m
When he’s not as patient, he has cuffs on the wall, tables, or bathroom counters where he’ll keep you there so he can rail you without getting injured by you thrusting back or squeezing him for all he’s got. He loves that you can beat him in bed; just intimidated is all.
Finland 🇫🇮
He needs some time to adjust to your abundance of energy. As you pound into him ruthlessly, Tino just grins, bears it, and moans.
What the heck else can he do? He praises you a lot as well.
“Y/N you’re doing great ah! But maybe can you slow down?!” He’s silently praying to god you’re going to get tired.
Tino will want to do a lot of foreplay to start to satisfy some tension & just maybe make you not as rough and needy. (He does have a lot of costumes + props)
On occasion, he does like to tell bad jokes that will kill the mood if you’ve milked him for all he’s got seed-wise. Or if he’s feeling up to the challenge, he’ll take meds that will help him last longer so he can attempt to keep up with you.
Tends to like doing it in or near a sauna since it reduces your libido a little & relaxes you. Tino is able to keep his sweaty palm on your waist so that you won’t ride him like he’s a dead horse. (Also just makes getting to the aftercare a smoother transition)
Iceland 🇮🇸
Uhhhh like isn’t he a teenager still (he’s an adult I think????) ? Also don’t come for me but I also don’t know his human name I haven’t been able to find one on the hetalia Wikis so like yeah .
Mans just throws a pillow at you and fucking dips.
I'm not comfortable writing spicy stuff for him.
Norway 🇳🇴
Lukas can take your energy like a stoic in the eye of a storm. He can also appreciate the fact that, being a person with the gift of magical abilities, he has his own unique ways of subduing you. He utilizes his ties with his far friends to assist him in taking away some of your sexual energy and giving it to him so he can keep up.
Lukas has toyed with different potions to slow your libido down. Some had no effect. Others made his nights with you longer and ran him absolutely rugged. He’d be out of commission for a few weeks at times. The fastest he’s able to recover is 2-3 days at the fastest but nothing sooner than that.
Lukas thinks it a fun challenge to rail you & he likes to mysteriously whisper in your ear:
“You’re quite the challenge, Y/N, I like that.”
He tends to prefer you bouncing up and down on him so he can gauge how much longer he has to last while you're riding him, as your latest wave of thrusting can be particularly harsh. He may not say much else to you but grunt in pleasure and moan. He also likes to bite down on his lips and keep it to a minimum when he’s failing to keep up with you and edging towards passing out.
Sweden
From no words at all to talking all night long like he was at a never-ending ball, you are a type of blessing he didn’t know he needed.
The fact that you’ll slam him to the floor, the table, cabinets, bookcases, telephone booths, you name it; this tall 5’11 (182 cm) tall man is at your mercy and enjoys it.
Berwald practically sings your praises as if he trained himself all his life to be a tenor for the Royal Swedish Opera. “Oh yes! Y/N! Y/N! Please don’t stop!” Will be among his symphony for the night. He does communicate with you when you’re hurting his junk, being too rough, or thrusting too quickly.
The two of you do argue or pull sticks over who's going to be at the bottom for that session.
Like Denmark, he does like to have specialized furniture that he can use to wear you out & your high-ass libido.
He can recover the quickest from having sex with you give him 12 hours and a cup of coffee, and he’s all good to go again. Only once did you manage to keep him out of commission for 4 months.
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I love all your headcanons so much omg🤝🏻 we agree on so much !
do you have any thoughts about Norway, Sweden & Denmark?✨
absolutely, Norway is definitely autistic. The main difference between him and Iceland is that Norway has a flat effect, and Iceland has a blunted effect.
Norway's flat affect means he is monotone and flat in voice expression and body language, while blunted affect means only some of your expression is limited. He often looked out for Iceland and still does.
I also headcanon Norway to deal with very strong Alexithymia, emotional blindness, so he often feels very neutral because its hard for him to be able to pinpoint what he is feeling at any given moment. (paired with his monotone way of being, he is often seen as uncaring or even distant by people who do not know him very well.)
Sweden and Norway are both extremely monotone, but have a brotherly dynamic of mocking each other occasionally. (also true for the real life countries) but due to their monotone voices, it is very difficult to tell when they actually disagree with each other or are just joking.
Denmark cannot read a room. straight up just can't, the type to crack a joke to lighten the atmosphere and failing. but him and Iceland are close, as denmark often likes acting as his older brother, Iceland acts like it annoys him but he truly doesn't mind being treated like that because it makes him feel important to the nordic.
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