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squoony · 15 days ago
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Going mental right now 😍🔫
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save-the-villainous-cat · 1 year ago
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skiirtip · 5 months ago
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when oomf makes something so extremely funny and amazing and they won't show it to the masses
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littlemsterious · 1 year ago
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i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.
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anyways. thoughts?
sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.
[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]
Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.
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gongyussy · 5 months ago
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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"
hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.
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moonflowergayy · 1 year ago
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You idiot, we could have been...us. I forgive you.
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crescxntmoons · 6 days ago
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MY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT LIFE SERIES TEAM UPS!!!!
First up, my dream series:
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Second, the series i think would be the most chaotic:
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persicipen · 4 months ago
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omens-for-ophelia · 5 months ago
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the arrangement is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules...
part 4 of my ineffable kisses series - imagining some kisses throughout time that went decidedly better than That Kiss did...
<< start || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 - golden age of piracy || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 || part 9 >>
i personally don't believe aziraphale would be a naval officer in the golden age of piracy, but would instead adopt a kind of 'stede bonnet' approach to piracy that results in him being invariably captured and needing to be rescued several times over - that is, until crowley can physically pick him up and place him on land, under strict instructions never to board a ship ever again 🩷
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dalliancekay · 6 months ago
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All the I LOVE YOUs Aziraphale didn't say
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rocktheholygrail · 1 day ago
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
3x13 - “The Wrath of the Lamb”
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actual-changeling · 1 year ago
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thank you for using this hellsite as intended.
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reblogs are important, if you liked a post, reblog it! that is how posts are spread, that is how people get to see art and creations and fics. it makes creators very, very happy.
we have a long time until season three, let's make sure everyone feels appreciated.
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disgracefulthings · 2 months ago
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Shen Qingqiu: I saw your husband sleeping on his throne. Did you kick him out of bed?
Shang Qinghua: Well...
Earlier
Mobei-Jun, arguing: You can't talk to me that way! I am your king!
Shang Qinghua: So what?! I'm your god! What is a king to a god?!?!
Mobei-Jun: What is a god to a non-believer?!
Shang Qinghua: ...
Present
Shang Qinghua: ...it was divine punishment
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girlcomputers · 1 year ago
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I danced with you in a nightmare
I was dragging you across the floor
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lotus-pear · 6 months ago
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i miss them......please come back........please come home :((
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fiasco95 · 2 months ago
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Regulus on his way home from visiting James, his brother and friends in uni for the weekend.
James, drunk and full on sobbing: I miss my boyfriend! Come back!
James, holding his iPad with Regulus’ mid-laugh picture showing: Bring back my husband(boyfriend) from war (college) It’s been 5 years(5 hours) since I’ve seen him!!!
Sirius, Remus, Peter, Dorcas, Marlene & Lily:
Marlene: Godric, somebody do something about him!!!
Dorcas: Let me call Reg-
Lily: It’s literally 3AM?! Let him sleep! Just because his boyfriend is a clingy and dramatic mess-
Sirius: I’m going commit tonight, murder or su!c!de- I’m debating.
Remus: Sirius-
James, crying louder than before because he heard all of them: I WANT MY BOYFRIEND!!
Peter: Me too.
James:
Sirius, Remus, Peter, Dorcas, Marlene & Lily:
Peter, shrugging: What?
Dorcas did end up calling Reg in the middle of the night and put him on FT with James to get him to shut up so they can all go to sleep in peace.
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