#hunby

[funfetti96]

LCU things I don’t think I shared here… I 100%ed the game yesterday! Anyways anyone want a gamer boyfriend

[zhongrin]

Character Teaser - "Xianyun: Discernment and Ingenuity" | Genshin Impact

Just as people expect reciprocity in their relations, so do the adepti.

If you're short of a gift to thank Xianyun for her kindness, then perhaps stopping for a chat might do instead?

[jack-owo-valentine]

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[valena-nedela]

Someone shared this AI generated yearbook in a Discord and ever since it's lived in my head and I started coming up with lore for the weird AI children.

Aiden in the dark green is the true Aiden. Aiden in the light green is his flawed clone, which came out too symmetrical. Although everyone who meets False Aiden experiences feelings of revulsion at his subtle inhumanity, all agree he's still a more pleasant child than True Aiden.

There were at one point many more Bortses in the class, but Grey Shirt Borts has been gradually consuming all the others. Red Shirt Borts is the last one standing but he knows his time will come.

Hunby knows.

Jort is Red Shirt Borts's brother. He looks like he's on the verge of tears because he noticed Grey Shirt Borts did not pack a lunch today, and he knows that means this is the day he goes home alone.

Chunus and Jorch are both actually too young to grow their own beards. The striking similarity in their facial hair is because both are hosts to the same species of hirsute symbiotes.

As Hobem grows, his neck is gradually being replaced by even more chin. No one knows what he is becoming, but he seems happy about it so they try not to worry.

Furus has seen where this all leads. Her smile is false. More false than any of the other students. She knows what they should all fear, but also knows there is no hope of escape. There is no light in her eyes anymore.

Hogby is not her real name. She adopted it to blend in. She doesn't know how she got here, or what the others will do if they realize she doesn't belong.

[deertism]

hi hunby :3

HAI WIFE OMG ITS WIFE LOOK ITS MY WIFE ITS WIFE MY WIFE I LOVE MY WIFE

[true-drew]

Eat pork hunby 🧔🏻‍♀️

I was literally eating ham just a moment ago hello???

[cooltrainergorps]

trying to find a nyt article on biotech/robotics (for a class) simulator:

> ip law bootlicking

> popular tech company lays off 43% of employees

> elon musk

> why are do women more likely to turn to pure brass during the suntime? study points to amoeba-sized solar panels lining the skin of women with Plonge Disorder

> psychiatry bootlicking

> fuck psychiatry. here's how to fix yourself, by yourself. sign up for-

> china/russia scary

> ip law bootlicking

> ip law bootlicking

> elon musk

> mocking teenagers

> ip law bootlicking

> are you Dungo? if the gunbo hunby ungo then you may have an hooga.

> "He Hunts Sloppy Scientists."

> china/russia scary

> the world is fucking,,ending :)

> elon musk

> thing that humans across most cultures have been doing for centuries but Now It's AI therefore Get Mad Get Angry Laugh At These Particular Idiots

> king charles prostate princess

[betterstllbemywindingwheel]

I thought I’d do top 10 TV shows... but maybe on a theme...

The West Wing. Hands down. Still watch it. This episode is when he announces he’s running for a second term and “brothers in arms” plays while it rains. Mrs Lyningham had died 😩

[amiiizuki]

my man Chunus is looking both 15 and 40 at the same time

Borts looks like his hitler mustache is finally starting to grow out

Hunby is literally just Mr Beast

and Hobem looks like the love child of Dream and a random clickbait youtuber who makes videos like "BLOWING MY HOUSE UP PRANK YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED"

Tag yourself, i'm Asheliigynne

[thinkingwithpixels]

Looks like I have P.O.T.S which is not great but my hands are like constantly fucking roasting and the old ladies at my work are super impressed by that

[writemekpop]

writemekpop wrapped has ONLY hits 😭😭😭 ive read all of them and even reread the last few (positions and the renjun one esp)

BUT bad romance is rlly up there for me considering its the first fic of yalls that i read 😁😁😁

my fav is prob positions tho 😫😫 sum abt hunby nana who stays home w kids is a lil TOO good

-athena <3 anon

aww ur really our ride or die huh!! love ya xxx so glad u enjoyed the fics this year honey u know we gon keep them coming!!

(and yes stay at home hubby jaem exists in my mind 24/7 RENT FREE)

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Ok baby is out for playground Time with hunby

Time to write some headcannon responses lol

[eros-ghoulette]

Hunby.

@icechippies

New alignment chart just dropped!! I’m feeling like Hammin personally

@polteergeistt @eepymonstrr @miss-multi45

How we feelin boys?

[forest-babeys]

HAPPY WOMB ESCAPE DAY HUNBY

//awahgJKHVHJFkbjdjb thmbkk aawawawawa,,,,,,,,//

[askazfellandfamily]

Crowley snuggling with his hunby

[dollwrites]

YAH OMG HE DOES 🥺 and it’s actually the cutest thing in the world I HOPE YOU LISTEN TO NEW FLAVOR and tell me if you like any of the songs hehe

PRE VAMP DIO IN THE FIT WITH THE FEATHERS DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I MEAN

My mom has accepted this reality. I pull up different characters and will be like “listen to koyasu as this character now”

I KNOW WHEN I INTRODUCED HER TO ROSWAAL SHE WAS TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK. But she loves dio too even though star plat is her fave jjba character

I DID NOT READ THOSE TAGS CORRECTLY THAT YOUVE NEVER SEEN OR READ BERSERK REEEAAALLLY it seems like something you’d like 😭

Griffith is… sigh

He’s my perfect emotionally unavailable narcissist with a dream and a canonical BUSH like my man has shag carpet if you know what I mean

He’s also the definition of “I’m not gay but $20 is $20”

AND THATS NOT EVEN GETTING INTO HIS STINT AS A 9ft tall latex bird demon king !! I promise to plague you with Griffith lore BUT I TEND TO GO SO DELULU FOR HIM he’s my bb 🥺mi hunbie 🥺🥺 MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE MASS MURDERER

I was also warned before getting into it that if I was a Griffith girlie in berserk fandom spaces that people would be VERY judgy bc he’s made… some choices ™️ and the fandom p much all hates him but I went through the same thing with jojo fans being a dio girlie TBHHHH it took a little while for me to connect with the other dio fans bc I kept just wading through the people who hated him AND THE SAME GOES FOR GRIPPIE

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT “this is your man?” “Look at the screen”

THATS MINE AND I GOTTA STICK BESIDE HIM

continuing my rewatch of jjba after abt 2 months and i really forgot how much i enjoy dio 😩 i only started 10 minutes ago and every time he appears i have to rewind at least once KANANAJAMWN i forgot how much i love his voice too HMMMMMQNWNW i moaned

AHHHHHHH THE MANNNNNNN HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE I remember my bestie wanting me to watch jjba so bad and she was predicting which jojo would be my fave and then I was like

:3

The blonde one.

The big blonde vampire man

He’s going to be my entire world now HAHAHAHA

AND HE IS I mean well I did kind of give him the title of side chick after I met Griffith But I have spent a lot of time and money on mr dio brando

ARE YOU STARTING AGAIN FROM PHANTOM BLOOD BBECAUSE HE… PRE SDC DIO IS SOOOOO

Koyasu put so much CUNT into dio god… fäther !!!

I listen to his album new flavor like DAILY 😭😭 I drive my mom to work and when he comes on she’s like “good morning koyasu”