#hummus my beloved

[budutinahrobnositmandarinky]

já sice často z legrace říkám, že nejím nic jinýho, než hummus, ale já ho vážně zkonzumuju průměrně třeba kilo až dvě za týden😭😭

[kittymeiga]

People who disrespect legumes are WEAK (there, I said it)

i love u tzatziki i love u pita i love u olive oil i love u foccacia i love u hummus i love u flat bread

[autumnhobbit]

60 CALORIES IN AN ENTIRE CUP???

[parentheticalgirls]

This hot pink bitch was named breakfast

[jockpoetry]

made a batch of salted caramel oatmeal bar cookies, will report about how they came out

[forest-addict]

guacamole can die in a hole

olives can join them. how dare 2 year old kai get tricked by them thinking they were grapes!

mango is my beloved and I'd happily eat it every day

hummus can get in the bin

tomatoes are nasty af

i don't know what cannolis is

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[flugame-mp3]

my Fuckass Landlord is coming tomorrow with like zero warning but luckily my dad is home. and the landlord wouldn't need to talk to me anyway. but he forgets who i am literally every time he comes over. he only ever remembers my brother. so i have to introduce myself and do small talk EVERY TIME. i hate him so very much and i can't bear conversation with him. and he's doing some stupid shit to the kitchen so i won't be able to waltz in there for my 2pm assorted-plate-of-shit breakfast, so i have activated my dads Roadtrip Snack Prepper gene and gathered like half of the kitchen and put it in my room. my spiteful and socially anxious nature prevails over all

[stalinthestripper]

sometimes happiness is a 2 lb tub of hummus

[foldingfittedsheets]

I cannot possibly explain the love my FIL has for Whole Foods. He takes trips to Whole Foods three times a week. He delights in browsing the aisles and reading every label so he can find food with no sugars or fats or flavor. When he dies heaven will appear unto him as a Whole Foods.

For this trip he requested one day my beloved make dinner and they agreed. We both spent all day in the kitchen. I ran to the farmers market for fresh berries and even picked some from my mothers farm. I mixed up batter while my beloved boiled chickpeas.

My beloved marinated meat and roasted eggplant. They made a trip to the store for supplies. We traded the oven between us as the eggplant came out my shortcake went in. They blitzed up hummus and baba ghanoush with special servings free of spices for step-MIL. Special vinaigrette was produced for the salad. Later, kebabs of chicken and veggies went into the oven and then I whipped up my own cream.

We descended upon their hotel with three bags of food containers, laden like packmules from the fruits of our labors. Trays of kebabs and shortcake were carefully transported, bowls of dips and salads, pita bread and dressing the only premade stuff brought along, all the utensils, plates, bowls.

We laid out a feast of love that had taken all day to produce. They both praised the food to our relief but what made FIL pause was seeing the Whole Foods label on the dressing we’d brought. In a touched voice he said, “You went to Whole Foods for me? That’s so nice. I love it there.”

[budutinahrobnositmandarinky]

na 85% jsem největší konzument sóji & hummusu v okruhu 5 kilometrů

[librarycards]

I was pretty much never here for the last 2 weeks bc I was traveling for some more book tour stops!!! And eating amazing vegan food!!!! And meeting the snoopy to my miffy @capricornpropaganda !!!

Top left is daikon “scallops” with carmelized onions and maitake mushrooms

Top right is me at pilsen community books (Chicago) with my book sign!!

Middle left is me and my beloved friend / disability studies colleague Helen Rottier at a room of one’s own books (Madison WI)

Middle right is the amazing lunch I had in Detroit with a friend at the gluten free/vegan restaurant Seva. I had smoked tempeh with grilled chickpeas, coconut, green goddess and veggies, and we shared olive hummus w vegan feta and pita chips.

Bottom left is pilsen’s amazing ACAB display in the store!

Bottom right is me and Ashley after eating delicious food and prowling the cute tchotchkes in Chinatown !!

[nijuukoo]

can you tell us what each meal is? some of them i can’t tell like ellis :3 kinda feel dumb for asking but !!! it’s ok

'tis no problem!

Zoey: A big breakfast with pancakes eggs and bacon, and a hot drink.

Louis: Sushi my beloved

Francis: Loaded nachos and endless beer ("screw those CEDA assholes, i'm gonna drink myself to my own grave")

Bill: Shawarma, falafels and hummus

Coach: "BBQ bacon burger. And a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie."

Ellis: Peach cobbler and cotton candy ("gotta be both pink and blue--waddya mean they both taste the same? y'all crazy")

Rochelle: Grilled cheese and tomato soup

Nick: Fresh oysters, caviar and crème fraîche, lobster and filet mignon, and a bottle of goddamn expensive cognac

Bonus: KFC, of course, and a *reads notes* knuckle sandwich.

[loulooser]

Here’s some things about me!

My name is Lou online

I’m a MINOR. A MINOR. STOP BEING WEIRD TO ME.

I’m agender

My favourite colour is green

I really like music, drawing little guys, cooking, talking, trans people, watching movies, making friends, wearing clothes, playing games, Spider-Man, being gay etc

I really DISLIKE disruption to routine, super loud people, drum and bass, hypocrites, knowing I’ll die some day, being lonely, socks (no fr I hate hate HATE socks so much), doomed siblings trope (for fucks sake give me a break), John Walker, etc etc

My favourite band is twenty one pilots I am normal about them I SWEAR anyways going on six/seven years of fanhood (since 2018)

I’m a huge Marvel nerd

My top five marvel characters in no particular order:

Phillip J. Coulson (actually my all time fav), Wanda Maximoff, Natasha Romanoff, Loki Laufeyson, Spider-Man (not including spider verse people, that’s a different tier list, butAndrew is the best of the three spider men)

Some of my fav books/series: Gone (Micheal Grant), Itch (Simon Mayo), all of Alice Oseman’s stuff, AGGGTM (Holly Jackson), The Angel Of The Crows (Katherine Addison), all of Darren Shan’s stuff, Skullduggery Pleasant, Ketchup Clouds (Annabelle Pitcher) etc etc also I really like comics (spidey and also Kate bishop’s specifically) (I’m not rich enough to read loads)

My favourite movie is fantastic mr fox

I really like Diggers (the machines)

Favourite animal is rabbits I want one so bad I will name him Peter

My favourite show is Agents Of Shield

I cry a lot (at everything, it sucks and I hate it)

I love love love Les Mis. Watched it in London in October 2024 and I will never recover. Stewart Clarke the Javert that you are <3

I would like to own two cats and my own small apartment one day, a cheetah esc print kitty called Jason (Statham) and a black cat called Liho. Both are references and if you get either PLEASE send me an ask saying so ily

I have what can be described as misophonia, but even if I’m not diagnosed please for the love of god don’t make any noises around me I DO bite.

Big fan of fictional old men from the 1800s. Shoutout to them.

I like Nintendo a lot!! Zelda and Animal Crossing my beloved. The 2DS is my favourite console ever (not the stupid 2DSXL)

I really like musicals!! Some honourable mentions: Les Mis, Hamilton, EPIC, Wicked, Six, Heathers (some of it, haven’t seen the whole thing yet), In The Heights, Rogers the musical (SHHH SHH ITS FUNNY), School Of Rock, Hadestown.

I’m a nerd about many things

Im gonna be a software engineer one day

Please send me asks!! My dms are always open for rants or a chat

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[tayloralison]

hummus my beloved

[sentientsky]

thank u for the tag, @toa-greatmind-nothingislittle :)

opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

guacamole: fucking love it. delicious on burritos/tacos/etc

olives: another banger. i love every single variety of olive i've ever encountered

mango: i would kill a man for one (1) tiny taste of mango

hummus: delicious, chef's kiss 10/10. amazing with cucumber slices

tomatoes: as a little kid, i once ate ~2lbs of cherry tomatoes like some feral little beast. i then proceeded to puke it all back up again. anyway, top tier fruit, love 'em

cannolis: mamma mia, ofc i love them

no pressure tags: @actual-changeling my beloved bestie! and also @queer-reader-07 @petrichorandarson @captainswan618 @eszera15 and anyone else i might be forgetting (sorry!)

[criminal-sen]

Not to be a shill but ithaca brand lemon beet hummus my beloved. I could eat this shit w every meal I stfg. Also it is BRIGHT magenta (cuz beets) and there's smth so satisfying about adding it to a sandwich or whatever yr eating. Makes everything look all flamboyant:3