#hummus my beloved

[budutinahrobnositmandarinky]

já sice často z legrace říkám, že nejím nic jinýho, než hummus, ale já ho vážně zkonzumuju průměrně třeba kilo až dvě za týden😭😭

[kittymeiga]

People who disrespect legumes are WEAK (there, I said it)

i love u tzatziki i love u pita i love u olive oil i love u foccacia i love u hummus i love u flat bread

[kansasjustgotgayer]

I cant believe 16yo me wanted to die like they hadn’t even had HUMMUS yet

I chose to live before i even KNEW i was holding on for hummus

[autumnhobbit]

60 CALORIES IN AN ENTIRE CUP???

[parentheticalgirls]

This hot pink bitch was named breakfast

[jockpoetry]

made a batch of salted caramel oatmeal bar cookies, will report about how they came out

[zyrafowe-sny]

I have the most frustrating craving for more of the sandwich I had on Sunday but it is long gone and I cannot hope to recreate it myself at home.

[olsto]

your new pfp says human but i wholeheartedly believed it said hummus until my eyes unblurred

LET ME BE HUMMUS NOW

[budutinahrobnositmandarinky]

na 85% jsem největší konzument sóji & hummusu v okruhu 5 kilometrů

[flugame-mp3]

my Fuckass Landlord is coming tomorrow with like zero warning but luckily my dad is home. and the landlord wouldn't need to talk to me anyway. but he forgets who i am literally every time he comes over. he only ever remembers my brother. so i have to introduce myself and do small talk EVERY TIME. i hate him so very much and i can't bear conversation with him. and he's doing some stupid shit to the kitchen so i won't be able to waltz in there for my 2pm assorted-plate-of-shit breakfast, so i have activated my dads Roadtrip Snack Prepper gene and gathered like half of the kitchen and put it in my room. my spiteful and socially anxious nature prevails over all

[stalinthestripper]

sometimes happiness is a 2 lb tub of hummus

[foldingfittedsheets]

I cannot possibly explain the love my FIL has for Whole Foods. He takes trips to Whole Foods three times a week. He delights in browsing the aisles and reading every label so he can find food with no sugars or fats or flavor. When he dies heaven will appear unto him as a Whole Foods.

For this trip he requested one day my beloved make dinner and they agreed. We both spent all day in the kitchen. I ran to the farmers market for fresh berries and even picked some from my mothers farm. I mixed up batter while my beloved boiled chickpeas.

My beloved marinated meat and roasted eggplant. They made a trip to the store for supplies. We traded the oven between us as the eggplant came out my shortcake went in. They blitzed up hummus and baba ghanoush with special servings free of spices for step-MIL. Special vinaigrette was produced for the salad. Later, kebabs of chicken and veggies went into the oven and then I whipped up my own cream.

We descended upon their hotel with three bags of food containers, laden like packmules from the fruits of our labors. Trays of kebabs and shortcake were carefully transported, bowls of dips and salads, pita bread and dressing the only premade stuff brought along, all the utensils, plates, bowls.

We laid out a feast of love that had taken all day to produce. They both praised the food to our relief but what made FIL pause was seeing the Whole Foods label on the dressing we’d brought. In a touched voice he said, “You went to Whole Foods for me? That’s so nice. I love it there.”

[jay-catsby]

my caloric demand skyrocketed when classes started bc i now walk minimum 4 miles a day and that shit makes you hungry even if you have an efficient gait so i got to splurge on granola and trail mix :D this semester is sponsored by grains and nuts and protein and fat

[gideonnavsenormousbiceps]

this party has red pepper hummus dip we are living deliciously

[iceeericeee]

Welcome! Come in, sit down. We're all friends here. There’s pot brownies and weed sandwiches to help you relax. I’m Iceeericeee, but I generally go by Toast, or Cinnamon Buttered Strawberry Toast if you want to use my full name. I am aroace. I’m 19, but I don’t feel it </3. Every once in a while I’ll make my own post, or even a poll if I have a question I’m dying to know the answer to, so look out for those. My pronouns are whichever one suits the gag better (I’m not super hung up on pronouns) and hummus. Fandoms? A decent amount, so I’ll make a list.

Psych (side blog is @thespiritssaidso)

Ghosts CBS (Pete my beloved) (side blog is @petes-neckarrow)

Night at the Museum

g/t (side blog is @tineeericeee)

Marvel (every once in a while) (side blog is @marveeelriceee)

Hermitcraft (also every once in a while, but mostly just Grian and Mumbo Jumbo)

Helluva Boss + Hazbin Hotel (Side Blog is @helluva-hazbean-hotel

Good omens (side blog is @imaziraphalesbookshop)

Percy Jackson (and all of the books that take place in the same universe) (side blog is @peeercyriceee)

A Series of Unfortunate Events (THE BOOKS. NOT THE SHOW.) (once again, every once in a while)

Gravity Falls (it’s been a while tho, so my memory is rusty)

The Iron Giant

The Owl House (it's been a hot sec since i've seen it tho)

Dr. Who (currently watching it for the first time tho so I’m a lil behind)

I also write poetry and short stories every once in a while! I post on here and on AO3 (url is Isolation68). If you want me to write something specific, go ahead and ask (and put a 🖋️ next to it). Just no smut please, it makes me uncomfortable. Whether I answer it or not depends on how much your ask inspires me.

side-account for reblogs is @iceeericeee-reblogs (I know so creative lmao)

DNI if you are a hater or terf

DO NOT REBLOG THIS!!

Also: I’m literally begging you guys. Please please please stop asking when I’m going to change my name to strawberry. It’s gotten really old really fast. I’m just going to delete any asks that are about my name change.

[mmmwafflesart]

Saw you reblog that post about random asks and figured why not! I was curious if you have a favorite OC of yours you’d like to share with us? And bonus question: what is your favorite snack?

hello miso beloved I've been getting into hummus lately

made a bowl of it from some dried chickpeas over the weekend and i'm having a hard time not consuming scary amounts of that stuff in one sitting it's so tasty

my fav oc right now is that gremlin one from this post hehe but I also have this one oc based off birds of paradise that I've been meaning to draw again since it's been a looong time