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I cannot possibly explain the love my FIL has for Whole Foods. He takes trips to Whole Foods three times a week. He delights in browsing the aisles and reading every label so he can find food with no sugars or fats or flavor. When he dies heaven will appear unto him as a Whole Foods.
For this trip he requested one day my beloved make dinner and they agreed. We both spent all day in the kitchen. I ran to the farmers market for fresh berries and even picked some from my mothers farm. I mixed up batter while my beloved boiled chickpeas.
My beloved marinated meat and roasted eggplant. They made a trip to the store for supplies. We traded the oven between us as the eggplant came out my shortcake went in. They blitzed up hummus and baba ghanoush with special servings free of spices for step-MIL. Special vinaigrette was produced for the salad. Later, kebabs of chicken and veggies went into the oven and then I whipped up my own cream.
We descended upon their hotel with three bags of food containers, laden like packmules from the fruits of our labors. Trays of kebabs and shortcake were carefully transported, bowls of dips and salads, pita bread and dressing the only premade stuff brought along, all the utensils, plates, bowls.
We laid out a feast of love that had taken all day to produce. They both praised the food to our relief but what made FIL pause was seeing the Whole Foods label on the dressing we’d brought. In a touched voice he said, “You went to Whole Foods for me? That’s so nice. I love it there.”
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With everyone posting about their favorite Alan Arkin film I can't pick just one, but remember that The In-Laws (1979) gave us the original "Serpentine!" scene with him and Peter Falk, something I still find myself referencing frequently during games and whenever precise tactical movement is required
#The In Laws#The In-Laws#Alan Arkin#Peter Falk#gif#Serpentine#Serpentine!#serpentine serpentine#film#movie#1970s
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Re-watching the in laws
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✨ them ✨
#that's it that's the post#cinematic parallels!!!#THE IN LAWS#the mighty ducks#hallway#this is actually for @reedfulton#because we were discussing the best parents
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Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes.
We love you Alan Arkin.
#alan arkin#rest in peace alan arkin#made by me#made for alan#get smart#my collage#the rocketeer#the in laws#glengary glen ross#catch 22#ripley's collages
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imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday
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Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again
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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️
#unfortnately we cant have the best and truest parts of french working which are:#free heathcare tons of vacation good labour laws and fair wages#but hey we can at least have the french work ethic#live from the musain#france#step six if the boss is mistreating you execute him
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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
Edit: Now that we're talking about it, look. There is all the countries ratification dates, along with considerations for their laws.
And you can check the convention here.
Edit 2: For those in the US who want to check their state's laws compliance to the convention, there is this site.
Edit 3: The map source btw. Its from wikipedia.
Thank you people in the notes for the info and image desc.
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i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more
#lexi talks#people pleasing#people pleaser#social anxiety#self growth#self improvement#positivity#healing#mental health#personal growth#pathological people pleaser#in laws#mother in law#positive mental attitude#mental growth#positive quotes#positive mental health#mental health positivity
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We took the in laws to a little park I like. The scenery was rather wasted on them but it was a nice cool morning to go walking. The first huckleberry bush I saw I shared a look with my beloved. We both knew the in laws would be horrified at the thought of eating wild berries.
By the third bush I was too tempted and cheerfully announced, “Look, berries!”
They milled in horrified confusion as my beloved and I picked a small handful. I heard my step-MIL whisper, “They didn’t wash them…”
We offered them each berries while expounding on berry facts in the Pacific Northwest including the types we grow and the culture around trail berries. They both declined to try any.
#ramblies#funny#ma’am it grew on the air and has no pesticides or dirt on it#what’s the worst that could possibly happen#the in laws
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ME MANIFESTING THAT EVERYONE WHO SEE THIS POST GETS WHAT THEY WANT.
(Masterlists)
#manifesting memes#manifestation#manifesting#shifting methods#manifestation method#loa methods#spiritual development#explained#manifesation#explain the method#journal#affirm and persist#how to manifest#law of assumption#master manifestor#law of manifestation#neville goddard#manifest memes#manifestación#shifting memes#reality shifting#shiftblr#desired reality#shifting antis dni#blessings#blessed#oneness#abundance#encouragement
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i just like them, okay?
#the in laws#alan arkin#sheldon kornpett#the dentist#steve martin#little shop of horrors#orin scrivello#mad scientist
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wow.... i cant believe they were abandoned and Luffy collected them like treasures.....
the rest of the strawhats/friends that were gonna be in this post but i decided against it
Not all of them were abandoned by individual people like family members and their community, but the government. Specifically Franky and Law.
Vivi was gonna be in there too but i couldnt,,,, really,,,,, fit her in there.
#my art#one piece#monkey d. luffy#asl brothers#one piece fan art#portgas d. ace#op franky#cyborg franky#tony tony chopper#black leg sanji#sanji#op sanji#nico robin#op robin#op koby#koby#trafalgar law#trafalgardwaterlaw#fire fist ace#straw hat luffy#nefertari vivi#is in there too
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