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The bots have been changing up their MO.
The bot names are no longer necessarily Firstname + Lastname + 3digits.
But their programs still seem to be pulling random glamor shots for headers and avatars. So to all newbies on Tumblr, please don't use glamor selfies for your header and avatar.
Please DO personalize your Tumblr in some (niche) way (esp. your blog description, and also your archive by reblogging some stuff that is on theme).
This will avoid your new and genuine Tumblr account being mistaken for a bot, and getting inadvertently reported and blocked as one.
literally what is with the influx of porn bot follows im getting
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commission of beautiful atlas that belongs to @gayonwords and i had a lucky opportunity to draw!! àž
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#gosh drawing them was super fun#(and learning *how* to draw them was even funnier!!)#im still feeling like if i close my eyes ill see deviant art main page#i miss this site.......#character illustration#character art#artists on tumblr#and ofc shout out to the#furry art#community!! drawing fur is HARD drawing anthropomorphic stuff is EVEN HARDER đđđ#have no idea how people making so many bootiful artworks there#my poor little brain cant get even human anatomy right#àž
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#but the most importantlyyyyyyyt#thank you for your amazing commission!!!!!!!#âĄ
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A poem is brewing in my ribcages. A moment allows a deep revelation. Paperwork; a touchstone for testing patience. More deaths will lead to more paperwork. It's never the right time. I'm never brave enough. Mother, how do you lie? You raised a daughter in your own image. How do you not recognise her anymore? How do you find her selfish? Strategic. If I tell you the tragedies I've been through, you'd laugh at yourself for being a fool. For overestimating me. You'll give me new names. You'll call me dumb. Strategic? You flatter me and you've no idea. The more you make it clear that you don't know me even a little bit, the more you're losing me. It's a proud loss. You owe me a fair play. You owe me an unfiltered display of affection. You owe me manipulation free motherhood. You owe me, me.
But you're a beginner at recoiling. I'm glad my father taught me to be grateful; to own up to my follies; to face being wronged and yet fix things by giving in first. As for you, you cannot hide your embarrassment in making things up. You're ashamed to realise a parent can be wrong because it's your first time either. You're ashamed to feel apologetic and so you do what you've always done. You play me. You try to turn the dutiful, lap-dog daughter switch on, so that you can keep her wrapped around your finger and use her as you like and break her again and leave her be, only to start missing her camaraderie and lift her up again. My tragedy is that i happily surrender every single time. And i wouldn't want it any other way. Love has always found me in places I'm scared to go. Love has always chosen me when I would be least expecting it.
The poem is reaching the paper. It is escaping your finger, mother. In twenty years, when my daughter asks about you and me, it will reach her too. How far would you lie then? How far your youngest ought to play the biggest heart and keep shut? How far would you keep lulling neglectance to sleep as your daughter looks for you? How far do I need to keep my blurry eyes down in order to obey you? How far would you keep feeding yourself with a false image of me? How far would you not recognise me? Because I'll raise a curious daughter with a loud mouth and observing eyes. And she'll want to know.
Garima Tripathi, from How Far Mother?
#my writing#self written#i hope youd hold me for once mum#i hope you didnt treat me like im a rotten and discarded flesh of you#i hope youd realise im your daughter too#i hope youd look at me with humanity#i hope#hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have but i have it#toxic mother#something i wrote on mother's day haha#mothers day#mommy issues#mental health#verbal abuse#toxic parenting#toxic parents#writers on tumblr#for you page#foryou#explore page#for you#dark academia#light academia#foryoupage#literature#excerpts#matildas#poems on tumblr#the tortured poets department#poets on tumblr
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If you havenât started already, start archiving/downloading everything. Save it to an external hard drive if youâre able. Collecting physical media is also a good idea, if youâre able.
Download your own/your favorite fanfics. Save as much as you can from online sources/digital libraries. Recipes, tutorials, history, LGBTQ media, etc. It has been claimed, though I canât find the exact source if true, that some materials about the Revolutionary War were deleted from the Library of Congress.
Itâs always better to be safe than sorry and save and preserve what you can. Remember that cloud storage also is not always reliable!
Library of Congress - millions of books, films and video, audio recordings, photographs, newspapers, maps, manuscripts.
Internet Archive - millions of free texts, movies, software, music, websites, and more. Has been taken offline multiple times because of cyber attacks last month, it has recently started archiving again.
Anna's Archive - 'largest truly open library in human history.â
Queer Liberation Library - queer literature and resources. Does require applying for a library membership to browse and borrow from their collection.
List of art resources - list of art resources complied on tumblr back in 2019. Not sure if all links are still operational now, but the few I clicked on seemed to work.
Alexis Amber - TikToker who is an archivist who's whole page is about archiving. She has a database extensively recording the events of Hurricane Katrina.
I'll be adding more to this list, if anyone else wants to add anything feel free!
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#last couple things lmao (im so bored and i want to feel like im talking to someone so im writing here)#1 why is one of my tag vent posts in the highlight thingy at the top of my tumblr page byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#2 re the smoking thing -- i also think im part of that demographic of people who can only act like a real sociable living human when theyre#slightly drunk and its very unfortunate because (a) i cant always be slightly drunk (b) i dont think i want to always be slightly drunk and#(c) im on ssris so i shouldnt always be slightly drunk#unfortunately this IS something that runs in my family im almost certain *cries cutely*#idk it just sucks to feel ok -- like not even like WOOOOO PARTY but just like casual and at ease -- only when youre a lil intoxicated#like i think about these things and im v relieved ive never become addicted to drugs or alcohol. but then i look back over the last 10 years#(12 years now!!!!!!!) and there isnt a single one of them that i didnt spend fucking myself up somehow or other it just wasnt thru drugs#not even by choice either im sure if i were a little more socially adept and knew where the drugs were to be found when i was 15-16 i would#be so fucked rn#all this is to say#bro is cursed with an addictive personality (bro is me)
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Stumbled on a weird website for a work thing. With no other context, what is your response when you hear this phrase:
Context: this is a phrase used by the organization that founded March 18th as âGlobal Recycling Dayâ, on a page introducing their position that recycling/recycled materials should be thought of as the Seventh Natural Resource.
The six natural resources that they claim âweâ tend to think of as the most important are: water, air, oil, natural gas, coal, and minerals.
#recycling#poll#natural resources#I really feel like right after air and water comes plant and animal life???#humanity was around for a long time without doing much with any of the bottom two thirds of that list#what about like. clay. or metal? any metal?#unless both of those are considered minerals? I donât know what a mineral is#I donât necessarily disagree with what theyâre trying to do by framing recycling as a resource we could be taking better advantage of#but I feel like theyâve made up a framework to go along with it so that they can have a catchy âseventh resourceâ tag#instead of just going âhey we could think of this differentlyâ or putting any work into thinking of a different catchy name that makes sense#maybe Iâm wrong. maybe everyone else on tumblr is going around like âi tend to think of the mitochondria as the powerhouse of the cell and a#also of six natural resources as the most important onesâ#but. thatâs what polls are for#just say like âthe earth has lots of natural resources that help us and also weâve created a __ resource for ourselves: recyclablesâ#__ can be something to replace natural. not manmade but like. anthrop-something maybe. you get the point.#they also on a different page said that recycling is âthe front line in the war on climate changeâ which like#i so fundamentally donât see eye to eye with this mindset that leads you to think everything is a war on something else#also. strong language from a site thatâs just saying ârecycling is good for the economyâ and not promoting violence against the people respo#responsible for climate change denialism in government and corporate policy etc#âwomen sitting at home knitting socks for refugees were on the front lines of WWIâ like. itâs important. itâs important and itâs taking care#of each other. but itâs not a war. itâs a totally different thing. your analogy is bad and your assumptions are unsound.#mine
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Holy GOODNESS, this is IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This story embedded itself in my brain, I am BEYOND excited to read it again!!! Oh my stars. 99 cents is an absolute bargain to be able to add this to my personal digital library, holy crackers.
If you haven't read O Human Star (which is free to read online!), then I am..................so envious you get to read it for the very first time. (Confidentially, it's equally amazing to read for a second, third, and-so-on time around.) O Human Star is...one of those works you encounter once-in-a-lifetime, if you are very lucky. It is exquisite, and will pick you apart like a jigsaw puzzle, and reassemble you into something new. It is just very very extraordinarily superb. It will probably make you cry (mostly in gratitude). It will change you, and you will be glad.
(((And there are robots! and sexuality! and gender! and reflections on the self and the meaning of identity! and also more robots!!!)))
Um yeah so: you should read it!
got a worm nibbling my brain. can someone help me find a piece of obscure media?
webcomic/indie comic from the 2010s. basically a sci-fi short story about a young girl (with red hair?) who was being raised by scientists as part of an experiment. she receives a haircut/has her head shaved, in preparation for her annual brain scan/testing. it is revealed that while her body is human, her "brain" is artificial, made of computer implants throughout her skull and spine. at some point her biological mother (also a scientist on the same campus?) encounters her and is repulsed, viewing her as a machine who has murdered her daughter.
it was very poignant and it bruised my heart and i can NOT find it anywhere
#spoilers under the Keep Reading (consider reading the comic first)#if you like queer indie comics that will re-wire your soul...#let me just say i encountered O Human Star about the same time as Nimona#(yes Nimona was an indie webcomic! a very queer very indie literally-published-on-tumblr webcomic!#yes it was a WILD journey to watch it get made into a oscar nominated? mainstream film??? yes it was a fever dream that actually happened?)#anyway O Human Star and Nimona were...you know how a handful of talented athletes/gymnasts/ice skaters etc sometimes appear#like ever 30-50 years or so...the talent of a generation appears and completely REINVENTS what we think of as possible?#and then everyone else has to up their game and get on an Entirely New Level? because the rules have changed irrevocably?#yeah. Nimona and O Human Star were THAT. they were the Sudden Brand New Pinnacle of what was POSSIBLE for indie graphic storytelling#i remember biting my fingernails waiting for updates. hoarding newly released pages like dragon's gold.#re-reading the whole story every few months. understanding the THEMES and the MOTIFS and the SYMBOLS holy SHIT#the dawning realization that this was LITERATURE! this was a LITERARY EVENT!#whether the critics knew or not we were watching LITERARY HISTORY HAPPEN#because This Story would never happen again. there would be the stories that came Before and the stories that came After.#but never another story exactly like This Story. this here. this now.#it was...it was an experience. i need to go lie down#....honestly didn't think anything had the power to make me nostalgic for the 2010s of all things. gonna go fume in a corner about it
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artwork by raghad qanou follow: @rhq2744 verified â: no. 221 on el-shab-hussein/nabulsi's sheet
dear moots/lovely lurkers- please read đ€
raghad has finally reached the very first milestone in her fundraiser! that's right gang, thanks to the continuous support of friends/strangers alike, raghad's family has raised a whopping âšÂŁ5,095âšas promised, here is another beautiful original by miss raghad herself đ€
for those who haven't gotten a chance to meet her yet, please allow raghad to introduce herself in her own words:
Hello everyone, I am Raghad Qanou, a second-year human medicine student at Al-Azhar University in Gaza, or rather, I was like that, before I lost everything, literally everything... Before the 7th of October, me and my family [8 members] were living in our cute house in the Shujaiya neighborhood in Gaza, after huge suffering to repair it and return to living in it after it was destroyed in the 2014 war on Gaza. My family and I were forced to leave our home and forcibly move under fire 7 times so far! All this to escape death and hold on to the last shred of hope for a decent life! excerpt from raghad's gfm campaign page (read full story here)
i first met raghad sometime in june after she messaged me here on tumblr. one of the first things she shared with me (besides her name lol) was this piece:
title: waiting for a ceasefire "only hope and art keep us alive here in gaza ...." -raghad qanou
since then, we've been able to chat a handful of times-- i told her how much i loved her artwork and she excitedly shared even more of her work with me
raghad is a talented artist- a loving sister- a diligent student- a wonderful daughter- and someone who deserves a chance to live a life worth living. her whole family does
they continue to suffer through horrific living conditions and rely on y'all to help carry their burden. to reveal yourself so vulnerably to the world is far from easy. so often, we are told to grit our teeth and push through whatever ails us in silence. but this is a type of pain that cannot and should not be felt alone. and it will take everyone to band together so we can begin to heal
raghad's campaign still has a long way to go. to help things move along, i am proposing another art reveal âš
if we can get raghad to ÂŁ15K- i will unveil another beautiful piece from her collection of artwork!
as of posting, raghad's family has raised ÂŁ5,095Â / ÂŁ55,000.
for those able, please consider donating by clicking the link below + share this post so others may get the chance to help out too đ€
tags for reach below cut (note: sorry gang, ik we're not really moots. if you're here- it's cause i pulled people from a post that promoted a gfm in the past. please let me know if you do not wish to be tagged in future posts. no hard feelings, truly đ€)
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#not choices#signal boost#đ#rhq art#rhq274#rhq2744#art campaign boost#art#palestine#free palestine#artists on tumblr
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Meta Jazz, the Arkham Intern Therapist Pt1
Update 5/16/2024: Congrats guys, gals, and others! You have planted the seeds and they have grown. Today I wrote another 46 pages on this story (the first section was only 9 pages ya'll). I'm working on splitting it up into smaller sections so I can post it now because tumblr said no to doing it as one piece. I'll be using the tag #Meta Jazz Arkham Intern Therapist if you want to follow it.
Original Note: I'm going to go ahead and apologize for how OOC Bane is in this. It originally was Joker but I couldn't see Jazz tolerating his proximity for more than a single millisecond so Bane it is.
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The hardest thing about being a Meta in Gotham was responding appropriately during a Rouge's attack, Jazz mused to herself. Or perhaps that was just the hardest part about being a Meta intern at Arkham while studying psychology at Gotham University. Or maybe it was just her, she considered watching the guards and Dr. Rylie whom she'd been shadowing for the past 2 weeks wide eyed, pale, and shaking as theybstared at Bane behind her. It must just be her, Jazz decided, newbie guard Kyle Jennings was definitely a Meta after all. She should probably give him some tips on hiding his enhanced strength considering how often he broke mugs, door handles, and other delicate items used in daily life.
"Weapons down or I'll snap her skinny little neck." Bane growled out, shaking her slightly for emphasis. She very much doubted that. Liminials were built different than the standard Meta, stronger, faster, better endurance, and senses even if they could mostly appear to be standard humans on the outside. As such, their bones and muscles were much were much denser than regular humans or even Meta humans. Technically, she could be considered "invulnerable" much like the Kryptonians are.
"Back up! Let him through!" Dr. Rylie shouted at the guards. "She's my student! Let him through!" His voice was higher pitched than she could recall hearing it before.
Ah. That was panic.
Jazz sighed involuntarily and glanced over her shoulder at Bane. Why the man had grabbed the only person close to his own height nearby was a mystery to her - no, nevermind, he clearly meant to use her as a shield - but it made looking him in the eye more difficult than necessary.
"Mr. Bane, remove your hands from my person, please." Jazz stated calmly, channeling what Danny called her inner mom as she spoke. "I will give you to one to comply."
Bane looked stunned for a moment then laughed.
"Five."
The laughing continued. Jazz could sense a stir of uncertainty through her colleagues as they looked on.
"Four."
"Did you really think that would work?" Bane snorted out, arms tensing more around her.
"Three." She continued, indifferent to his words from her experiences raising her brother. Once the count down starts you mustn't respond to anything the kids do or say until they comply or the count is done.
"What cab you even do if I don't?" Bane asked darkly breathing directly in her ear. She kept her face expressionless despite the urge to express disgust.
"Two."
"Jasmine..."Â Kyle whispered halfway across the hall from her looking on with a pained and horrified expression. Gun tilting towards the floor. Sloppy.
"One." She finished and Bane gave a derisive snort.
Then she was moving. Hauling the enormous man up and over her shoulder using the arm that had been wrapped around her neck. Bane hit the cold tile hard enough that the tiles, subfloor, structural supports, and part of the concrete foundation buckled beneath him. His shoulder popped out of joint, his wrist cracked - a hairline fracture by the sound of it -Â and his breath was punched out of him from the force of impact. She released his arm as soon as his was embedded in the tiles and moved forward. Kneeling over him, support most of her weight on her left foot resting on the broken ground, her right knees pressed firmly across his throat without supporting any of her weight. The position put more strain on her muscles than she would've liked but at least Bane couldn't risk fighting back without crushing his own neck in the process. He could hardly throw her while flat on his back with a mangled arm.
"Now," Jazz began, looking directly into the behemoth's pained eyes. "Do you know what you've done wrong?" She asked like she would have done with Danny as a child.
"Yes, Ma'am." Bane choked out. Jazz heard movement and murmuring behind her. She didn't turn to look.
"What did you do wrong?" She asked. It was important to make sure children correctly understood why they were in trouble after all. There was a long pause as Bane appeared to cast around for the exact right answer as if he feared getting it wrong. A bad habit Danny still uses as well, Jazz thought to herself.
"I tried to hold you hostage," He choked out in a rush, words tumbling over one another as he tried to get them all out. "I scared you coworkers and it was very disrespectful."
So he'd gone for the grab-bag response. It wasn't wrong per sey but it did indicate a past history of abuse. The type of answer given by someone who expected to be harmed or ignored if they gave the "wrong" answer. Danny tended to use that method also and their parents had always been negligent at best.
"And are you going to do it again?" She asked giving him a Look as she did. Bane's eyes widened and he tried to frantically shake his head as much as possible with the pressure on his neck.
"No, Ma'am." He promised fervently.
"Alright then," Jazz said giving him a warm smile. She gestured vaguely towards the guards without turning to look at them. "Kyle here is going to take you to see the nurse and then back to your room then. I'm sure you'll behave for him?"
"Yes, Ma'am. I'll behave." Bane said. Jazz stood slowly asking sure not to put any additional pressure on his neck as she did. Kyle came and stood next to her as the giant of a man slowly pulled himself to his feet then led him away with 5 other guards.
Jazz heaved a sigh. Well, time to find out whether or not she could play all that off as normal, non-Meta human behavior.
#dcxdp#dc x dp#dpxdc#dp x dc#jazz fenton#bane#arkham asylum#BAMF Jazz#Jazz is Danny's Mom#You cannot tell me that she didn't start viewing nearly every male around her as a child automatically after a life with Jack Danny and Vla#Feel free to add on#I was going to have one of the batkids show up toward the end#But it didn't have the same impact#And I don't think the guards had time to sound the alarm#Bane just got cleared from medical#Not even to his cell yet when he pulled this#Legit only tried because 'hey she's tall enough to be a human shield'#It was a bad decision lmao#Ngl Jazz's midwestern sensibilities would totally tell her Joker is a mad dog that needs to be put down#But I may be projecting#Meta Jazz#Arkham Intern Therapist#Meta Jazz AIT#MTAIT#AIT#Meta Jazz Arkham Intern Therapist#my original post#Because I reblog so much I now need that tag. lol
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Do you remember me!!
I am Islam from Gaza. This is the fourth account that I have made. Unfortunately, Tumblr blocks my accounts whenever I get many people who want to help me. I feel very frustrated about this matter, but it will not silence us from publishing our suffering regarding what we are living, and the difficulty we have been living for more than a year. I am in dire need of you to publish my suffering and what my family and I are living. Everything is written inside the story in the GoFoundMe link Ű I have great hope in you, my friends.đ„șđ„șđ
Share my page as much as you can.
Luckily my campaign link was recently verified via @gaza-evacuation-funds here
@90-ghost @sarradinha @sar-soor @adolay
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@el-secreto-que-guardo @vakarians-babe @ibismiles @ibiteharder @ibtissxmi @ibringmotivation @ibtesamnady @ibtisams @wuntrum @cigarette---burns @odinsblog @charlottewinslow @chainmail-butch @t4tails @pinaypretty @eastgaysian @finnibun @tf2yuri @valtsv @jame7t @holedyke @jerseyclown @lemon-wedges @mysharona1987 @fairycosmos @ootdinspirationblog @gazaboovintage @fools-and-perverts2 @samuli666 @oakiyo @escondida-entre-los-libros @especially @fools-and-perverts2 @nerdsarecooler @makeuphall @sayruq @hatgame @good-vibees-for-life @good-wine-and-cheese @feluka @magnus-rhymes-with-swagness-blog @riding-with-the-wild-hunt
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Reminders:
"Intersex" means "someone born with sexual characteristics that don't fit quite well in the male/female sex binary."
"Intersex" is not synonymous to "non-binary". In fact, being intersex has nothing to do with gender at all. Intersex and trans people have many struggles in common, but if you're talking about trans-specific issues you really don't need to say "intersex and trans people".
Intersex people can be trans. Intersex people can also be cis. Intersex people, in the majority of countries, are assigned a gender at birth just like everyone else.
"Intersex" doesn't necessarily relate to genitals. When I say "sexual characteristics" it can also mean secondary sexual characteristics, hormone levels, chromosomes, and probably a bunch of other shit I forgot about. Please stop reducing intersex people to their genitals.
(On that note, having both working sets of genitals is at best extremely rare and at worst physically impossible. Sorry, intersex people can't fulfill your futa fantasies. Please stop tagging futa shit as intersex. The two are unrelated.)
Please. This pride month remember that intersex people like. Exist. Intersex folks are not hypotheticals they're not "that one letter we gotta tack at the end of every queer post and never think about any further" they're. People. Remember that they exist. Every year I have to make a post like this one where I explain the very basic things you can learn by reading the intersex wikipedia page because people see "intersex" and make assumptions as to what the word means without actually reading the dictionary definition. Please remember that intersex people exist, I looked up "intersex pride" on tumblr and half the posts I saw were a variation of "happy pride to people of all genders and sexualities!" when being intersex has nothing to do with either gender or sexuality. Please. I understand that you guys don't mean any ill, but I am very tired of making basic posts over and over.
And inb4 someone tries to strike dumb discourse on this post: I live in a country where it is legal and encouraged to perform surgery on intersex infants. Looking up "intersex athlete controversy" returned to me like three different cases of athletes who were coerced into surgery without being informed of all the risks and having to lead with lifelong consequences for it. When I say "remember intersex people" I don't mean "uwu intersex people are valid" I mean they're a demographic whose literal human rights are constantly spit upon. I don't give a shit if you think intersex people belong or not under the queer umbrella or what you think are the proper qualifications to identify as intersex literally everytime I talk to an intersex person I hear a variation of "my doctor straight-up lied to me to get me to undergo medical procedures to make me normal without my consent or input" I think people should be aware of that actually I think it's more important than arguing over labels.
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Waking Him up with a Kiss
Summary: Malleus/Silver/Jamil x Gn!Reader. You wake your lover up with a kiss.
Requested by an anon. Fuck you, Tumblr.
CW: Jamil is kinda sus but I wouldn't be doing him justice if he wasn't.
Also! Always get consent from your partner before kissing them in their sleep! That's a cool kid thing to do!
He'd been hinting at this for a while now. All his life, Lilia had regaled him with fairy tales where the sleeping prince or princess was woken with true love's kiss. Malleus had always been a hopeless romantic, and, damn, did he want that!
He'd left the books out when he slept over. He made sure that if he knew you would come looking for him, he'd nap on his back. He sighs dreamily (and loudly) whenever he rereads those fairytales next to you. He waxes on and on about how romantic being awoken with a kiss is. He knows he's dense. But he thinks you're worse.
Lilia giggles and says to be patient, Silver says to just tell you what he wants, and Sebek says to just banish you for the treason of making him sad. He decides that Lilia has never steered him wrong before, so he decides to be patient.
And one day it happens. He's dreaming of you, walking through a meadow, hand in hand. You turn to him, your radiant smile glowing brighter than the sun of his dreams. You press your lips to his, gentle as a cloud, and it feels so real that he doesn't want to wake up.
But he does, and he moans a little as he regrets losing the dream world. But the feeling of your lips doesn't fade. Light as a cloud, gentle as a dove, a feeling that makes him feel so full inside he thinks he'll burst.
His eyes flutter open, and there you are, on your knees in the grass, smiling softly as you push one of his dark bangs away from his eyes. He smiles sleepily, putting together that his dream came true.
âNow that you've given me a taste, I hope you know that I am insatiable,â he said, his voice still husky with sleep. You giggled, as though you thought he was joking.
Oh, you sweet little human.
He is not joking.
He has told you this on many occasions. If you are hanging out, and he falls asleep, do whatever you need to to wake him up. He originally tried to be chill about it, but eventually he let on just how much it distressed him when he missed time with you. He didn't want to miss out on any time with you. Yes, it was partially for you. But if he was honest, it was mostly for him. It hurt his chest to think about losing time with someone he loved. Being around the fae taught him every moment mattered.
Usually, you try everything. You shake him, you steal his pillow, you bang a pot, you set three alarms to go off at the same time. But today, you tried something different.
Silver blinked his eyes open, only to be met by your uncertain ones staring back at him, your face hovering a few inches above his.
He gently lifted a hand to his lips, the ghost of your kiss lingering. He may not have been fully awake for it, but he knows it happened.
His mind was immediately transported to a moment in his youth. He was sitting by his father, sniffling sadly because he fell asleep during Lilia's birthday party.Â
âAh, my sweet son,â Lilia said with a warm smile, gently nuzzling his cheek against Silver's. âI know it's not your fault. Even doctors have told you you can't help it. I am not upset at all.â
âBut it's your birthday,â Silver sniffled. âI feel like I must be cursed.â
Lilia's eyes widened in understanding.
âThat must be it!â He said excitedly. He ran to the nearby bookshelf and pulled off a book, before nodding sagely.
âYes, that must be it, look,â he flipped to a page in the story, pointing to a picture of a sleeping princess being kissed awake by a knight in shining armor. âI know this curse! When you find true love, perhaps their kiss will save you!â
Silver excitedly nodded at the picture, his eyes wide.
Lilia snapped the book shut, authoritatively. âBut until then, I don't want you to be sad when you fall asleep. Your hero will save you one day. And they might be sad that they took a long time to save you. So if you are less hard on yourself, it might help them feel better. Promise?â
Silver nodded happily.
Lilia is a menace, filling his son's heads with fairytales. /Affectionate
In the present, Silver smiled softly.
âDid you kiss me awake?â
âSorry, I know I should have asked, but I figured when you said wake me up however I can-â
âThat's correct. I could have said it plainly, but this is definitely what I pictured when I said that. But in case you need me to verbally say it, yes, please continue to wake me up like this. I think I will wake up every single time.â
You smiled at him, still hovering over him, making him long for your kiss again.
âYou know, I wasn't awake for the last one. Would you please kiss me again?â
You giggled, then leaned in and pressed your lips to his.
âI feel like I need more ways to show my love for you,â you said thoughtfully. Jamil sat next to you on your bed in Ramshackle, reading over your report, and checking for mistakes.
âAnd what makes you say that?â He hummed in amusement.
âSeriously? You do everything for me! And I'm just kinda here!â
âI'm perfectly satisfied with that. In fact, I'd rather do all the hard stuff so that you have the energy to shower me in affection when I'm done,â he snickered to himself. If anything, a small selfish part of him liked the idea of you feeling like you had something to prove. It made you a very physically affectionate lover to âmake up for itâ. And while he was easily flustered, he very much liked the gentle caresses, warm embraces, and hungry kisses you gave him.
âTell you what,â he hummed, handing you back the marked up report. It would take you hours to make the corrections. He loved you, but you were at a disadvantage when it came to college courses in the laws of magic. âI'm going to take a nap. When you finish, I'd really feel loved if you kissed me awake.â
He laid down, resting an arm over his eyes.Â
âYou could just stay the night if you're that tired,â you said in that tone of voice that only came when you were pouting.
âCan't. Kalim has a test tomorrow, and I need to make sure he wakes up for it.â
You grumbled something, but he was already out cold.
He feltâŠwarm. He softly sighed, as he felt your kiss deepen. Still not opening his eyes, he wrapped an arm around your neck, and continued sleepily kissing you. Yeah. This is the life he wanted. To be rewarded for his hard work with your affection.
He finally opened his eyes with a scowl when you pulled away.
âI didn't say to stop. This is about expressing your love, right?â He snickered.
You pouted. âI miss when every single thing would fluster you.â
He scowled and stood up, stretching away the sleepiness as he prepared for his trek back to his dorm.
âI don't.â
You smiled sweetly, then reached out for his hair.
âLuckily, I can still make you all blushy when I play with your hair.â
Tag list- @shytastemakerthing @eccedentesiast-sapphic @leoll @stygianoir @pikeru565
âGood night love,â he scowled as he stormed out of the room.
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#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#malleus draconia x reader#malleus draconia#silver x reader#silver#twst silver#twst silver x reader#jamil viper x reader#jamil viper
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it's time... for the TEAM DARK FEST! đ„đ„đ„đ„
me and @serpentineshine are hosting a little tournament to finally determine who the best Team Dark member is! this week there's gonna be goofs, bits, and even a special prize for the winner đ
however, the most important prize of all is what awaits at the end of the festival! ...but that's a secret right now.
đ„ cast your vote below! đ„
(oh also if anyone makes any propaganda for their fav character. tag me i wanna see)
video transcript below the cut! âŹïž
A blue announcement screen with scrolling text reads âSPECIAL FENSNAILZ ANNOUNCEMENT.â Thereâs a looping animation of Squeak the cat in the middle. It disappears, cutting to a shot of a studio space.
In the studio, SNAIL, SHINE, SQUEAK, and a VASH PLUSH all sit at a desk with a large CRT TV on it. Squeak and Vash are on top of the TV, and shelves with various items line the walls. Everyone seems to be unaware that the camera is rolling - Snail is reading the script, Shine is drinking from a mug, and Squeak is licking her butthole. Vash remains motionless.
Snail notices the camera zooming in, and throws away the script in a moment of panic. Shine and Squeak sit up to face the camera as well.
SNAIL: Coming at you pre-recorded, itâs Snail, Shine, and The Beasts!
SHINE: Weâre here today to announce a special tournament weâre hosting: the TEAM DARK FEST!
SQUEAK: Eep!
VASH: weemp womp :]
SNAIL: You know âem, you love âem-
SHINE: Or hate them.
SNAIL: Itâs all about TEAM DARK this week! Fellas, turn on that TV!
The camera cuts to a close-up of the TV as the screen flips on. Three shitty photos of each Team Dark member appear on the TV under the question âWho is the best member of Team Dark?â Every Team Dark memberâs name is misspelled underneath the photos.
SHINE: Time for the ULTIMATE question: Who is the best Team Dark member?
SNAIL: Oof. Weâre turning them against each other, huh? Thatâs dramatic.
SQUEAK: Meep! (HOLY SHIT)
The camera zooms out to a wide view of the studio, but zooms out much further than needed for a split second. For some reason, this is all being filmed on a green screen set, and the shelves behind the cast seem to be edited in. Not only that, but this studio is either widely over-staffed or widely under-staffed, because the boom mic is held by seven Chao stacked on top of each other. The camera zooms into a closeup of Snail before much of this information can be processed.
SNAIL: Well, itâs obviously Shadow. I told him if he won, I would get him ice cream after soccer practice!
The camera pans over to Shine.
SHINE: No way, vote for Rouge! She can carry like. Nineteen mountain lions. Give or take
The camera pans over to Squeak and Vash. Squeak points at a crude drawing of Omega that seems to say âVOTE OMEGA.â It is upside down. Vash holds a cute little sign that says âI <3 OMEGAâ that he likely made himself.
SQUEAK + VASH: ?????????????? (we didnât hire anyone to translate this part.)
Back in a wide shot, Snail and Shine stare blankly at Squeak and Vash. Squeak licks her butthole again. Vash is now Real. Someone off-screen sneezes very convincingly.
SHINE: This poll will run for ONE WEEK before we announce the winner! So little timeâŠ
SNAIL: Everyone make your vote count! The winner of this festival will have a special page in myâŠÂ
An image of a porcelain snail appears over a white background as an echo-y human voice says âSECRET UPCOMING PROJECT.â
VASH: bweep bwaa :] (Yay! Prizes!)
SHINE: The final verdict will be decided by Twitter AND Tumblr, so commit as much voter fraud as you please!
Squeak bites Vash and he screams. They both fall off the TV and make a surprising amount of noise. Snail and Shine stare in shock.
SNAIL: See you in seven days! And hey, if you want to participate⊠tag me in any propaganda you make to fight for your favorite Team Dark member!
Squeak and Vash explode.
#IT'S VOTER FRAUD WEEK FOLKS!!!!!!!#watch our silly video we had a stupid amount of fun making it#also i'm gonna be using the tag teamdarkfest to organize all this stuff#for some reason the darkfest tag is full of mountain bikers and like one person posting captain america x iron man art đ€·ââïž#teamdarkfest#team dark
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The Ultimate Grimoire Guide
So! I have been seeing a ton of grimoire ideas and thought Iâd stuff them all together. A lot of ideas are from @manifestationsofasort, @banebite, and @pigeonflavouredcake. Check them out! They have a ton of cool stuff there.
What Do I Use For My Grimoire?
You can use anything for a grimoire! For a physical one, journals, binders, and notebooks are good. For digital ones, Notion, Tumblr, Docs, and even just your file folder are great.
Introduction
A Book Blessing
Table of Contents
About Me
Your Current Path
Your Personal Beliefs
Your Spiritual Journey
Superstitions
Past lives
Favorite Herbs/Crystals/Animals/Etc.
Natal Chart
Craft Name
How You Entered The Craft
Astrology Signs
Birthday Correspondences (birth tarot card, birth stone, etc.)
Goals
Safety
Fire Safety
What Not to Burn
Toxic Plants & Oils (to humans, plants, animals)
Crystals That Shouldnât Be Put⊠(in sun, in water, etc.)
Things That Shouldnât Be In Nature (glass, salt, etc.)
Potion Safety
How to Incorporate Blood in Spells
Smoke Safety
Wound Care
Biohazards
Core Concepts
Intention & How It Works
Directing Energy
Protection
Banishing
Cleansing
Binding
Charging
Shielding
Grounding
Centering
Visualization
Consecration/Blessing
Warding
Enchanting
Manifestation
Meditation
What Makes A Spell Work
Basic Spell Structure
What Not To Do In Spells
Disposing Spell Ingredients
Revitalizing Long Term Spells
How To Cast Spells
What To Put In Spells
Spell Mediums (jars, spoken, candle, sigils)
Spell Timing
Potion Bases
Differentiating Between Magick and Mundane
Common Terms
Common Symbols
Intuition
Elements
Basic Alchemy and Symbols
Ways To Break Spells
Laws and Philosophies
Correspondences
Herbs & Spices
Crystals & Rocks
Colors
Liquids & Drinks
Metals
Numbers
Tarot Cards
Elements
Trees & Woods
Flowers
Days
Months
Seasons
Moon Phases
Zodiacs
Planets
Incense
Teas
Essential Oils
Directions
Animals
Symbology
Bone Correspondences
Different Types of Water
Common Plants
Entities
Deities You Worship
Pantheons
Pantheons & Deities Closed to You
Common Offerings
Epithets
Mythos
Family
Worship vs Work
Prayers & Prayer Template
Altars
Deity Comms
Devotional Acts
Angels
Demons
Ancestors
Spirit Guides
Fae
Familiars
House, Animal, Plant, Etc. Spirits
Folklore Entities
Spirit Etiquette
Graveyard Etiquette
Boundaries
Communication Guide & Etiquette
Spirit Work Safety Guide
How Entities Appear To You
Circle Casting
Common Offerings
Altars
Servitors
Mythological Creatures (dragons, gorgons, etc.)
Utility Pages
Gazing Pages
Sigil Charging Station
Altar Pages
Intent Pages
Getaway Pages
Vision Boards
Dream Pages
Binding Page
Pendulum Board
Crystal Grid
Throwing Bones Page
Divination Pages
Mirror Gazing Page
Invocation Pages
Affirmation/Manifestation Pages
Spirit Board Page
Other Practices
Practices That Are Closed to You (Voodoo, Hoodoo, Santeria, Brujeria, Shamanism, Native Practices)
Wicca and Wiccan Paths
Satanism, Both Theistic and Non-Theistic
Deity Work
Religious Paths (Hellenism, Christianity, Kemeticism, etc.)
Animism
Types of Magic/Spells
Pop Culture Paganism/Magic
Tech Magic
Chaos Magic
Green Magic
Lunar Magic
Solar Magic
Sea Magic
Kitchen Magic
Ceremonial Magic
Hedge Magic
Death Magic
Gray Magic
Eclectic Magic
Elemental Magic
Fae Magic
Spirit Magic
Candle Magic
Crystal Magic
Herbalism
Glamours
Hexes
Jinxes
Curses
Weather Magic
Astral Magic
Shadow Work
Energy Work
Sigils
Art Magic
Knot Magic
Music Magic
Blood Magic
Bath Magic
Affirmations
Divination
Tarot Cards
Oracle Cards
Playing Cards
Card Spreads
Pendulum
Numerology
Scrying
Palmistry
Tasseography
Runes
Shufflemancy
Dice
Bibliomancy
Carromancy
Pyromancy
Psychic Abilities
Astrology
Auras
Lenormand
Sacred Geometry
Angel Numbers
Ornithomancy
Aeromancy
Aleuromancy
Axinomancy
Belomancy
Hydromancy
Lecanomancy
Necromancy
Oneiromancy
Onomancy
Oomancy
Phyllomancy
Psephomancy
Rhabdomancy
Xylomancy
Tools
Crystal grid
Candle grid
Charms
Talismans
Amulets
Taglocks
Wand
Broom
Athame
Boline
Cingulum
Stang
Bells
Drums
Staffs
Chalices
Cauldrons
Witches Ladder
Poppets
Holidays
Yule
Imbolc
Ostara
Beltane
Litha
Lammas
Mabon
Samhain
Esbats
Deity Specific Holidays
Religious Holidays (Christmas, Easter, Dionysia, etc.)
Celestial Events
Altars
Basics of Altars
Travel Altars
Deity Altars
Spirit Altars
Familiar Altars
Ancestor Altars
Self Altars
Working Altars
Self-Care
Burnout Prevention
Aromatherapy
Stress Management
Coping Mechanisms
Theories & History
Witchcraft history
Paganism
New Age Spirituality
Cultural Appropriation
Thelema
Conspiracy Theories
Cults
Satanic Panic
KJV
Witches in History
Cats in History
Transphobia in Witchcraft Circles
Queerness in Witchcraft Circles
Other
Recipes
How to Get Herbs
Foraging
Drying Herbs and Flowers
Chakras
Reiki
Witches Alphabet
Runic Alphabet
Guide to Gardening
Your Witch Tips
Resources
Other Tips
List of Spells
Cryptids and Their Lore
What is a Liminal Space?
#witch#witchblr#baby witch#witchcraft#witches#kitchen witch#witchcore#witch aesthetic#witchery#witches of tumblr#spoonie witch#beginner witch#witch community#moon witch#green witch#pagan witch#witchy#grimoire#bos#book of shadows#grimoire ideas#book of shadows ideas#bos ideas
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Hello Tumblrs!
My wonderful friend Several Puffins (he is a real human friend I promise, he is not actually several puffins with or without a trenchcoat) has made a lil arcade game for Android or computer in which you go for a lovely walk in the park, but Tory politicians are trying to get you. From the game page description:
A General Election announcement!
We in the Flummockshire County Council wish to give the Tory Party the thanks they deserve in the run-up to the general election!
Enjoy a sunny day in the park! Don't let feral politicians, desperate for your vote, ruin your day, and don't listen to the rumours that Liz Truss has been eating squirrels live on the children's roundabout. She is a titanic figure in British politics, and not just because she came second place to an iceberg.
Remember, you can always defend yourself from unwanted canvassing by pulling condoms over their heads.
Where will you get all these condoms while out in the park? Well, thanks to council cleaning service cuts, these days they're just lying around! And if you don't like that, well, just don't ask about our local rivers.
The game is called Pulling a Condom Over Boris Johnson's Head, and is available on Itch. It's free, but you can donate to the creator. It's an arcade get-the-highest-score type game, so it always ends in them getting you, but the cause of death is different depending on which one gets you.
Also the artwork of each Tory is filled with satirical jokes. I really love how ÂŁ50 notes fall out of Rishi's pockets as he scuttles between bushes, for example.
Anyway enjoy this masterpiece
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The Ayyad family is a family of 8 people who are struggling to survive through the genocide.
Young Samaa is only 15, but she has her own tumblr to try and help her family!
Please donate if you are able to and boost their campaign if you cannot!
@asmaayyad1 @esraayyad14 @samaayyad15
Reblogged by @90-Ghost here
Warning: there is a pet cat animal death image if you click on the "read more" on the gofundme page. (Note: if you are able to view the horrific images of human martyrs with ease, but not this image of a deceased kitten, I urge you to examine and challenge your emotions.)
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