#human announcer

[blue-inferno]

Scheduled Post

My version of a human Announcer, after completing a core version.

[nota-deviant]

Forget any other drawings from before, Narrator wears crocs

I am fixating on them so hard like it's unreal

[ariaste]

swear to god if I read another motherfucking fic where these vampires pause to get the lube I am going to have a fucking mental breakdown and chew holes in the walls. i have had it up to here. this is an intervention. this is a come-to-jesus moment. what are you doing. are you thinking about your choices. why are you making them have sex like they're humans instead of weird fucked-up vampire sex. look into my eyes. can you please consider your worldbuilding choices and make ones that are less excruciatingly boring. look at me. you're being the softest beigest pillow if you make them use human lube. i'm serious. i will die on this hill.

fight me in the comments if you disagree or you feel huffy about this, i don't care. come at me, bro, i own the night.

[sentientsky]

so something happened this morning. don’t know if u guys saw or whatever.

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #151

There is a LOT of Iron Man merch out there. One day, Stark Industries comes out with a line of Iron Man themed night lights that look like arc reactors. The marketing? "For kids who are scared of the dark: Iron Man will protect you."

In completely unrelated news, a whole bunch of child abusers across the country have recently been arrested as a result of  anonymous tips to local authorities.

Bonus:

It's an open secret at some point. Teens who are being abused start buying the night lights. Hell, adults start buying them. Charities pop up to cover the cost for anyone who needs it. Kids who are newly safe often send their night lights on to others ("I'm not scared of the dark anymore," they say).

Even with all of this, nobody snitches to the media or government. They all know grown-ups tend to complicate and ruin precious things.

It helps that the night lights clearly can distinguish between different types of situations. Kids whose parents need mental health or addiction support suddenly find they're being contacted by free services that actually help. If ICE is a concern, the people knocking on the door are not cops but immigrant rights activists. Kids who are hungry get food. Families who need housing support coincidentally find it.

"Iron Man will protect you," indeed.

This fic idea was inspired by this post from @fotibrit!!

[lazyvoyager]

Heeeeey everybody~ it's been a hot minute! I can't believe I haven't put anything here in forever, but I really only have a handful of wips, and I am fully blaming my complete lack of focus on my current condition BUT here's a big handful of random fhr wips!!✨

if some of these are a little spicy, shut up no they're not

[audoneout]

did brennan lee mulligan really just hard launch that him and Izzy have a kid now through a fucking bit of Lou and all the guests on the Fireside Chat rescuing him from the Panamanian jungle and he has a baby now in an audio format

[clefablepb]

[cheese-water]

Fuck it I’m speaking my truth. Boobers y’all gotta stop being unnecessarily mean to ConnorEatsPants. I’ve been going through his sf6 vods and every time he references being ostracized and harassed by twitter users, my heart breaks. Connor even said that he no longer mentions being friends with Ranboo and other creators because he doesn’t want boobers to start hating Ranboo for it.

And he’s right btw. Remember when there was a possibility Connor might be in genloss? Instead of being excited or just saying nothing, boobers began linking threads on why he’s such a horrible person and how his inclusion would ruin the project as a whole. We don’t even know if he was joking or not, yet you all still celebrated when he didn’t appear in episode 2. I’m pretty sure Connor will never publicly interact with Ranboo or this community again after the way you all treated him. That’s really fucked guys.

While I understand the want to “hold people accountable” for their past actions, 1) it’s not your responsibility to hold people accountable over the internet and 2) judging everyone on their past mistakes alone is a very dehumanizing and hypocritical way to view other people.

Why is this community all about treating other with respect and kindness, especially when they’re on the spectrum, but Connor is the exception?

[ejsuperstar]

frustrated by a "non political" server im in, paraphrased conversation i saw

Free Palestine. If you think any other way. Unfollow me. I don't want you here.

[nota-deviant]

(Omg I wrote something)

It was a command Stanley had heard before many times

*Stanley walked through the door on his left*

that didn't mean he was going to follow it. The brunette smiled to himself as he heard the telltale groan come from the Narrator, hand sliding against the wall as he followed the familiar route

"Haven't you gone this way enough?"

Narrator huffed out, the shuffling of papers being picked up on the speakers

"Every secret, every achievement, every reward…you've gotten it all Stanley!"

Stanley didn't respond…it wasn't like he could. Besides…this reset felt different from all the rest. Something felt amiss, though that didn't mean it was bad

Stanley dragged his hand across the wall, the Narrator silent above him and only speaking as he entered the employee lounge

"How peculiar.."

He man looked up curiously at the speakers and tilted his head, silence coming from above.

That's when he noticed it..the large box that leaned inconspicuously by the vending machine. It certainly didn't look like aby office supplies…a printer maybe? No, it was too small for that

"This is all part of the plan Stanley!"

The Narrator cleared his throat

"Stanley walked up to the peculiar box. Something new and definitely planned from his Narrator!"

Stanley raised a brow and silently shuffled over, his hand reaching out to feel for the end of the packaging tape that sat securely on the box

"Well go ahead Stanley."

Stanley dug his nail in to the end of the brown tape and peeled it back, flinching as something shifted within the box

"What is- I mean..Stanley, undeterred by the strange movement, continued to open the box."

Stanley huffed and leaned forward a small amount, standing on his tip toes before immediately falling back as a head popped out of the multicolored packing peanuts

Everyone was silent, Stanley's face contorted in a look at distress and confusion as he stared at the brown haired man

"Well..this doesn't seem to be the studio.."

Stanley had never seen another living thing before…sure he had heard different voices but actually being able to see someone? It was something he never thought he'd get to experience

The Narrator remained silent

"You don't talk much do you? That's alright! I've got- WOAH!"

The box fell forward and with it the man, Stanley stepping back as the small spectacles fell near his feet

"Darned box…I told Banana sleeping in it was a bad idea but he just had to insist!"

Stanley pursed his lips, multicolored eyes looking up at him and squinting as they set on the glasses in Stanley's hands

"Ah! There they are!"

Stanley stepped back as the man moved closer, hands shaky as they kept a hold on the glasses

Narrator had yet to say a word

Stanley hoped he would..

"Oh?..there's no need to be afraid.."

His movements became more steady, eyes still squinting in order to set on Stanley

"You've got my glasses there.."

Stanley glanced down and swallowed down the lump in his throat. He could do this! It was only the first human contact he had had in the life he could remember

The man smiled and reached his hand out in a friendly manner, Stanley's own hands reaching out to place the glasses in to the others hands

"**Stanley**"

Stanley's face paled at the static tone of his Narrators voice

[rebouks]

Wyatt’s stomach was still churning too uncomfortably for him to think about dinner, nor did Brynn seem too bothered either; she was far more interested in taking herself to bed. He’d been too distracted to notice earlier, but he suddenly realised she hadn’t even brought a bag along with her.

Wyatt: You didn’t bring anything with you? Brynn: I not really have anything… Wyatt: If I knew you were going to set out with nothing, I might not have been so keen to let you leave. Brynn: It was important to me. Wyatt: I know. Brynn: You came to find me, didn’t you? Wyatt: Perhaps-.. but I changed my mind in the end. Brynn: Before or after you fail? Wyatt: [snorts] In between. Brynn: I not mean to ghost you-.. I hoped to get a new phone, but something more important popped up. Wyatt: It’s okay.. I have your phone, by the way. Brynn: Oh-.. is Gael still breathing? Wyatt: Unfortunately. Brynn: Maybe you knock some sense into him. Wyatt: I doubt it. Brynn: Hm, me too-.. I would have liked to see his face. [Wyatt snickered lowly; he should’ve taken a picture]

Wyatt: Would you still have come back? You know, if it weren’t for-… Brynn: I always plan on coming home. Wyatt: I take it you were busy saving your money? Brynn: Yes! Though your friend Darien helped me in the end. Wyatt: I’ll have to pay him back then. Brynn: Pfft, I pay myself! That’s why I take so long. Wyatt: I could’ve helped you, if you’d asked. Brynn: I not think it fair. Wyatt: What do you mean? Brynn: Is so expensive. Wyatt: And? Brynn: I not want to bankrupt you. [Wyatt squinted, realising he’d never mentioned the fact that his lifestyle didn’t quite match his bank account] Wyatt: Brynn, I could buy us a private jet if I wanted-.. several, in fact. Brynn: Really..? Wyatt: Mhm. Brynn: You live so modestly; I never would know. Wyatt: Well, at least you’re not after my money.

Brynn chuckled sleepily; she hadn’t returned with the intent to sit idly on her hands, but it was nice to know there was no rush to find employment, or to make money. She was beyond exhausted after the past few months

Brynn: Does that mean I not have to get a job? Wyatt: Not unless you want one. Brynn: Will you keep yours? Wyatt: Probably not. I just wanted to know what it felt like-.. mundanity. Brynn: Is kind of rewarding, no? Wyatt: Oddly so. Brynn: I think we have something more rewarding to spend our time on soon. Wyatt: How long do we have to, uh.. prepare? Brynn: I not know exactly. Wyatt: You haven’t been to the doctors? Brynn: I not able to just walk in without being registered! I feel fine, anyway. Wyatt: We’ll sort it out tomorrow-.. get you some clothes n’ stuff afterward. Brynn: You are soft. Wyatt: Only for you.

With no worries left unsaid and no more secrets between them, Brynn draped herself over Wyatt and crashed-.. hard. Some people clearly didn’t understand her choices, but she’d never felt so loved, seen, or safe with anyone else before. She was finally home, and for the first time in her life, she was truly content…

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[monmuses]

a real quick short PSA but i've noticed this trend recently between folks in the RPC. not to nail specifically any other communities, but this is something that's noticeable regarding a rule that is often used in multiple rules pages and guidelines: "communication is key". while it's a great rule to have and to emphasize that you (the partner) are open about communicating, there is one thing that needs to be stated for this to work:

you, the partner, also need to communicate with your partners and others in your roleplaying community when you are uncomfortable or bothered about something.

you cannot preach for communication but turn around and block your partners or mutuals when something that bothers you is not mentioned or spoken about. not everyone will remember what your guidelines are on day one of being mutuals. you cannot expect everyone to tag what you have blacklisted; you have to ask. often times, you have to come out of your comfort zone and TALK to partners if something bothers you.

"what if i'm scared that they'll say something nasty to me?" do it scared. do it terrified but with confidence because you want to talk. if they react poorly, then they are not a suitable roleplaying partner to keep around. you will know your worth and your own personal expectations with what you want.

this also includes vague-posting; why do you think people get so upset when they see you post about them in a vague manner? it's disrespectful. have basic respect for your partners as they are human JUST LIKE YOU. communicating between one another like adults (because many writers in multiple roleplaying communities are adults) is important and you will learn to be more forward and open if you just ask and talk.

if you need something tagged? ask them! if there's someone they interact with that makes you uncomfortable? blacklist their tag! if you have issues or something that has bugged you in the past with that partner? talk to them about it! be open minded and give a benefit of the doubt.

i know that there are a lot of writers who are fucking terrified to do anything beyond their own choices. you own your blog - DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. talk to people! ask questions! that should be an expectation and be taught among communities to talk and be open! and if others can't return that respect to you? block them. you DO NOT deserve disrespect, no matter what people may say is "deserving".

tl;dr preach communication but also communicate. it's a job that requires both parties to do.

[sloppypears-ash-sg]

You're My Hero (WiR x BFDI)

@zoomigummi

A recreation of the "You're My Hero" scene in Wreck-It Ralph, but with Zoomigummi's Announcer and Four.

[paintsplash1712]

A part of me wishes that Superboy is the son of Clark and Lex like in YJ but a part of me REALLY wants him to be Lois' kid so they can be crazy dorks together and be adorable!

Like imagine if he is from the future and Jon is freaking out meeting his parents past selves and forms a really close bond with Lois? That's be so cute!

Also Kara as his super badass aunt and Jimmy as the goofy uncle? GIVE ME!

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #134

Fic where everything in the current MCU has happened

...for Peter.

In fact, Mysterio captured Peter right after Endgame. Everything that happened since -- Europe, his identity, May -- has been an illusion.

Mysterio even altered Peter's memory of the battle against Thanos to torture him. He doesn't remember the rush to get Tony to a hospital. He doesn't remember being kidnapped. He believes Tony died on the battlefield

Which is why, when he's suddenly in a cell and Iron Man bursts in, frantic and alive, Peter has a hard time telling what's real.