#human 💌

[tr4nscel]

whaaatt no this isn't pete wentz just genderbent! definitely not haha! ANYWAY she wants to be a super famous writer and stuff but she ends up just being the emoest girl at college working at crate & barrel and posting angsty poetry on blogspot. ^_____^

[ventismacchiato]

just saw sonic 3. shadow MY SHAYLAAAA 😭💔💔

[yuwuta]

top 2 funniest things about yuuji is that he’s extremely athletic with no interest in sports, and that he’s the sweetest, kindest soul who is casually into horror and gore. chose to join the occult club instead of a sports team, didn’t flinch when he saw a curse for the first time, didn’t think megumi was insane for having demon dogs that obey his command, didn’t think twice about swallowing a haunted, decrepit finger, decidedly calm when asked to hand his body over to a known, powerful curse for 10 seconds and even calmer when he switched back and the only thing he complained about that day was that sukuna was “kinda annoying” in his head. formally learns about a secret society of curse hunters and sorcerers and thought it was fine. favorite movie series is a body horror monster mix that he considers a romance. is handed a sword by his teacher on day two of his new monster hunting school and sure he breaks it but he doesn’t think twice about using it he’s actually such a freak LMFAO

[bibiwrld]

𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧.—𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 “𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧” 𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐱 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐜!

Contains: Eventual smut, Alucard yearning for a companion, slightly naive oc, romance, slow burn.

part 1

Year: 1478

“Fill me up, Margot!” The bearded man slammed his jug on the counter.

With a gentleness in her voice and a calm smile, she filled his jug. “Sure thing.”

The bar was rather lively on a night like this, which gave Margot a little anxiety, being that she was a bit introverted and shy.

But she needed this job, she needed the money.

“Blood rained from the sky and the Devil warned us!” A man shouted drunkenly.

She often heard stories of Dracula, his son, Alucard, a sorceress and a Belmont from many locals. Dracula almost committed genocide starting right here in Wallachia, after the church murdered his beloved wife, then celebrated it.

How cruel.

Sighing deeply at the horrible thought, Margot wiped the bar table. With each movement, she couldn’t help but feel as if she was being studied.

Looking around the crowded bar, she noticed someone in a black cloak, looking in her direction.

Eyes of amber, almost golden, were locked on her.

She knew all the regulars and she’s never seen this cloaked man before.

Quickly tearing her eyes away in fear, she continued wiping tables.

“What do you think, Margot?” Robin, another barmaid asked.

Margot turned. “H-huh?”

“About what Dracula did, would you have supported him during that time?” A hand on her hip.

“I-I rather not s-say.” She stuttered, avoiding conversation.

With a smirk, Robin shouted, getting the attention of the entire bar. “Margot supports Dracula!”

Margot’s eyes almost flew out of their sockets at the sudden claim. Judgmental eyes piercing through her, waiting for an explanation.

“Th-that’s not what I said!” She’s never raised her voice this high before. Her heart raced, trying to defend herself. “I-I just think Dracula had every right to be heartbroken…from the lo-loss of his true love..who was pro-proven to be innocent of any forms of-of witchcraft..after she was executed.”

She scanned the bar, faces contorting into understanding, but she locked eyes with those golden orbs again, that she couldn’t seem to read. Nervously she continued, averting her gaze. “I think..a-anyone would do something a little..crazy for the on-ones they love, but Dracula was wrong for harming innocent people.”

The crowd cheered at her words, causing her to breathe out in relief, she hated being put on the spot like that.

Robin rolled her eyes, forcing a drink in Margot’s hands. “Cloak guy wants a drink.”

Hesitantly look in the direction, she nodded with a dry reply. “O-okay.”

Making her way to him was as nerve wracking as being right in front of him. Resting the large jug of beer on the table, with a trembling hand, Margot avoided eye contact with the stranger. “Here’s your drink, sir.”

“Thank you.” His voice was soft, smooth like a new born lamb and very curt.

With a small bow, she turned on her heel to escape the scary stranger.

“Have you ever been to Dracula’s castle?” This question was quite odd.

“N–”

“Look at me, young lady.” His voice remained soft, but his command was strong.

Lifting her head submissively, her eyes fell upon his golden ones, but most of his face was still hidden beneath the dark cloak he sported with a black mask that covered his nose to his mouth. But yet still he held a beauty. Lush lashes…and blonde like those of a gorgeous maiden.

“No sir, I-I haven’t.”

“Why not?”

Margot grew weak at all these questions. “Um..it’s just something I haven’t thought of..doing. B-besides….Lord Alucard, Son of Dracula is the- the Guardian of the castle now, I don’t think he we-welcomes visitors.”

“Fair enough.” He kept his words short. “I like how you defend yourself and others honor, it’s..brave.”

If it weren’t for her dark complexion, he would’ve seen the warm tint of pink across her cheeks.

“Th-thank you, sir.” She quickly glanced between his eyes and the wooden bar floor.

He never once tore his eyes from Margot. Eyes studied her like a book he was interested in. “Adrian. Call me..Adrian.”

“Margot.”

“Margot. Pearl.” He muttered. “ A pearl of beauty.”

Her lips parted at his words, stunned. “I–”

Gently cutting her off. “I’m not much of a drinker, do you have..other options..?”

“Y-yes, freshly squeezed lemonade.”

“I’ll take that.”

Finally nodding, she picked up his beer and swiftly moved.

“What are you doing with that beer, Margot?” Peter, the owner of the bar asked.

“The gentleman wearing a cloak wanted a lemonade instead.” She replied in her soft voice, pouring the lemonade.

“In a cloak? I don’t see anyone.”

Turning around with the glass, her brows furrowed.

The cloaked gentleman..was gone.

[un-officql]

"My Baby"

NSFW 0.3k+ words robot x gn!reader

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS POST

Whether it was a mistake or not to let your robot partner learn to call you baby as a pet name is unknown. With some confusion but a sweet thought behind it, your s/o forces you into a baby crib and decides that's where they'll have their way with you.

Sprawled out uncomfortably lay you, your limbs practically overflowing out of the crib. "D- ah, dear-? Why'd you put me in a-" You try to get out of the crib, but your attempt was futile as four mechanical arms held each of your limbs in place.

"S/O?" You ask worriedly, looking up at them pinning you down uncomfortably. From the way they're staring you down, unmoving, somehow you feel certain that you're not going anywhere. You sigh—if your s/o wasn't going to let you leave, you might as well try to get comfortable. When you shift position as best you can, the metal body pinning down yours looms closer.

You freeze, eyes wide as your robot fixes their focus on your every move. "H… hey…" It was making you nervous how almost silent they were. Before you could say anything else, they back up to give you room, and slowly shove something up your ass.

"GHK-" You almost choke as your partner thrusts a long and cold hard object into you. It was thick enough to make you feel full and you struggled to keep your breathing levelled. "B-babe?" You breathe, eyes half closed as you struggle to look them in the eyes. "You're… y-you're not gh… g-gonna take me here, right?"

A sound that could almost be the automation equivalent of an exhale resounds from your s/o's body. "You said I could call you 'baby,' correct?"

You nod.

"Well, if that's what you want, I will treat you as one, too."

They bring their body close to yours and whisper in your ear. "You can squirm, struggle, fidget, cry… make any movements so long as you know I'm the one in charge. You won't be leaving this crib, baby. Not until I say so."

[pasteilian]

I never went into what that fin thing on top of Raphs head is but it’s basically just an indicator of sexual maturity 💀 kinda how male lions have manes —It’s kinda hard to break, but it can—if it does, it will just grow back at some point hurts like hell though—

I have this head HC that Draxx went through a rebellious stage, where he dabbled in gene splicing so Donnie and Raph may or may not have some type of dinosaur in them >_>

[team-avia]

Funny thought, humor me, how would Miranda react if MC returned her wave by giving her the bird (heh) in Donna's route?

Miranda:👋

MC: 🖕🏽

Donna: 👁👄👁

Thank you, and make sure to drink water everyday!

She'd be more amused than anything. It's all meaningless in this loop, and it's also something that makes MC so loveable - their reckless disregard for safety and logic.

Cinder

[embrrsz]

the “can we see post” with the frilly outfit:

First of all might I say wowiewowwowwow!

Secondly your thumb in the first pic made it look like you were elf ears and with the outfit I thought it was cosplay! lol @ me but still a great outfit and picture set!

😍💚

CUTE. Even more cute because I thought my ears looked pointy and I thought abt elf ears so took pics of them

[punkeropercyjackson]

Other Ghostflower shippers are so messy sometimes.What the fuck is male yearning

[tr4nscel]

-Carden

-22

-she/they

-born Dec 3

-5'4

-fem leaning

-orientation unlabeled

-yandere

-stalker

[cloudmail-bah]

Hello! Could I possibly get a subsystem??? You said you were open to trying them so...

Specifically, one of Layla and "Other Layla" from Genshin Impact, I believe there's sufficient info here-- https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Layla/Lore

She is so plural in my mind

Have fun with it lol. Or don't, idk. You don't have to do this rq if you don't want to.

:3

- @bluestar-bah

of course!! i hope this works, i did my best!! ^w^

edit: OOPS i sent it earlier than I meant to >~< !! sorry sorry /gen

☁️ Requested Order 📬 Sleepy Subsys !!

💌 subsystem & headmates may not turn out exactly as below! that's perfectly fine, pick and choose what works💕

Subsystem Name: Light Collective, Sleep Cycle Subsystem, Day and Night System

Collectives !!

Name: Lite, Lights, Eclipse

Pronouns: they/them, sun/suns, moon/moons, star/stars, sunshine/sunshines, moonshine/moonshines, pages/pages, ☁️/☁️, 🌙/🌙s, 🌤️/🌤️s

Genders / Orientations: Fem-aligned non-binary, Somnucomfic, Lunasoleilian / queer

Likes: sleeping, working, eating, watching movies, fanfiction / writing, cloud watching, sunshine, shooting stars, writing love letters, music, stuffed animals

Dislikes: being tired, being behind on work, scary / horror movies, authority figures, being rushed

Members (emojis and names lead individual members):

- 💤 Daylight 🌤️

- 📝 Nightlight 🌙

[rorydrawsandwrites]

How would you feel about a Puppeteer AU version of Creative Control by SMG4? I feel with a few tweaks it could work.

Oh it's that sexyman-looking fella someone in my bud's server keeps drawing

Hmmmmmm

You decide if it would, I guess

[tothepointofinsanity]

Been thinking about your love post. I mean of course I love you, I love everyone and everything. Love dosent come in one form, the Ancient Greeks for example had many words for love like Agape (love for everyone), Eros (romantic), Philia (platonic), and storge (familair)

Love is why we became the dominant species as it was through the passion of teaching and the love of one another to form tribes. Love isn’t what makes us human, it’s what makes us alive, not just us but for all species. If you did turn evil, you would still be loved, but others would be worried because they love you in some form or another.

I’m too nervous to send this off anon, but love is everywhere. Love is in the sowing of you pillow you sleep with, love is in the art that you make. Love is here, and if you weren’t loved, you wouldn’t be here. <3

Love is so…alienating. If justified that it raised the foundation of human civilisation, then naturally I would feel adverse to it. I am not a human like the rest of this spongy species. Would be easier for me to experience and give love, wouldn’t it? But no. I do not abide by any conventions of what love is supposed to be, and whether or not it makes us feel alive. I do not know what it is, and that is why its connection and value to me is vastly different, more so when people insist I am included in its celebration. It’s not something I would simply feel welcome to.

In a way, I do think it makes me feel incredibly envious of people who are readily willing to love and be loved, who are generally connected to others as a whole and can attest to its positives. I am here today thanks to my very lovely loveless mother and her 5 billion hereditary disorders and the people who respect me. Love is not what shackles me to this mortality, but the virtue of duty, and I suppose the glaring problem at the end of the day is not whether I am loved, but whether I can accept it as it is. Until then, I will continue to sneer at the mention of love, be suspicious of it, and ponder a lonely existence for the rest of this life.

[pasteilian]

Godzilla and the monsterverse has been some thing in my life even as a little kid, I love it very much but God, I wish they would have some type of content that focuses more on the monsters and not the humans I would love to see a show that follows Godzilla.

Yeah there would be no dialogue, but one of my favorite shows ever primal, is a perfect example of how that can easily work or atleast make the human character interesting in every movie they get more boring as time goes on the last time I remember liking the humans was in King Kong skull island, and I didn’t even like all of them just a handful of them 💀

A show showing how Godzilla grew up and became king of monsters would be so dope idk   this rant came about because i’m watching the new monarchy legacy of monster show and it hasn’t caught my interest yet 😔

[kedsandtubesocks]

So, Erika! I see you're a fan of Mr. Pascal c: What's your favorite role of his?

Stephanie idk who that guy is 😇 LMAO

But oh gosh thanks so much for this question!!!

As much as I love his role as the mandalorian cause Din was my official push to writing for his characters -

I think my favorite role Pedro has played will always be ✨Javier Peña from Narcos✨

I could probably write essays about amazing Javi is as a character & how Pedro just breathes so much life into him

He even got to help impact the costume design for Javi’s character & and to this day even often mentions how much he misses playing the role - so there’s just a great depth to Javi because of how much Pedro connected to him and you can tell just really loved embodying and embracing the role

And wow I rambled I’m so sorry but YEAH!!

Javi P forever lol

Thanks again for sending in such a sweet ask honey bee I appreciate you!! 💕💖

[tr4nscel]

Herbert

-he/him

-born on March 12, 1992 (the same date that Mauritius became a republic)

-31 but going gray because of stress

-has an indent in his nose from his mask

-when asked about him, every one of his coworkers (except Larisse from security) answered "Who?"

-orders double espressos

-favourite colour is orange

-semiverbal but doesn't know that

-Pisces

-nearly failed ELA in Grade 7

-scared of elevators

-likes watching game shows from the 80s

-had an 8 month emo phase in 2007

-small crush on the water cooler at work

-favourite genre is new wave

-carries around a cassette player

-can't tie shoelaces

-likes turkey

-grows algae

-collects coins but doesn't know what any of them actually are

-5'7" but slouches

-has touch aversion

-favourite cheese on its own is pepper jack but likes havarti and dill in combination more no matter what it's paired with

-hates block paragraphs