#hugging you tight rn virtually hope you know that

[jujutsustraycats]

Hey ish! Your school would be starting in a few days and here a few things I wish someone told me when I was about to start my journey for 11th! Some of these might apply to you too even though the paths I have and you will be taking are completely different.

Next 2 years are gonna teach you a lot. They'll put you through the highest of high and lowest of lows. They'll change you as a person. They'll teach you so much about life (and also how people can be). Things would get overwhelming at times. You wouldn't understand what the fuck is going on at times. A lot of times you'd be left confused and hurt and alone for both, academic and non academic reasons. Also, you'd get a lot of career advice so you need to know how to filter out the useless ones! The best way to check authenticity can be reflect on the achievements of the one giving advice.

Even though your classmates might be in the same stream, you'll realise that everyone has a different story and that, in the worst ways possible too. There'd be times when it'd feel like none of your peers understand your visions and aim for future, there'd be times you wouldn't have a buddy to chat about your life philosophies with who also has the same opinions as yours (but remember to not give up on people as a whole okay? You'd find people you vibe with at the end of the day, you just have to be bold enough to put yourself out there!)

There'd be also times you might end up severely over worked and sleep deprived (but make sure not to drink so much coffee that your hands and shaking and your heart is beating so fast that your body goes into fight and flight mode thinking you're having panic attack lol). You know ish, these 2 years might completely make you or break you, but remember to not give up despite whatever situations you might end up in.

I personally was a several-Olympiad-gold-medalist kinda overachiever till 10th (even in 11th lol, i didn't sit for it in 12th because my priorities changed. And I overlooked it, don't do that. Celebrate your smallest wins and remember to appreciate yourself for the smallest milestones or you'll end up severely burnt out. It has happened to me twice over the span of last 4 years till now.) But even I ended up seeing the greatest academic downfall i ever had in front of my eyes at many times during these 2 years. And you should know that it's okay. A lot of people are going to be tough on you but try your hardest not to be one of them. Being kind to oneself can be difficult but try your best okay? And you said you are a perfectionist aren't you? Take care little dove.

I've seen a lot in these two years too. A lot of your academic experience also depends on what kind of teachers you get and me, personally, oh my teachers were pos and sadists. They'd bully me for the most stupid reasons (haha losers. You said i wouldn't be able to do it? Well. fuck y'all ✨ [you'd have to learn to be indifferent at times and not let their or anyone else's words get through you. Learn to develop a strong self belief.]) and I seriously hope you get better teachers.

But oh ish not every elder is bad, you'll get some amazing teachers whom you'd never want to break ties with. Hold on to them! okay? You'd also get really amazing friends who you'd know are going to last a lifetime and would be there for you in your toughest times. Hold on to them as well! Some bastards are too good to let go. Ha!

And also, in return, remember to be kind to your peers because you don't know what they might be going through (not to scare you but I had 2 of my friends who'd almost commit suicide, so yeah it can get scary for both, you and them at times but remember to heal them with your love and support. It's an age you all need each other!)

It's gonna be fun, full of lessons, scary, exciting and adventurous at the same time. You'd hate it sometimes and you'd love it sometimes, but despite all MASTI NAHI RUKNI CHAHIE!!! You won't ever get these 2 years back so make sure you don't walk out without making some amazing memories!! Vandalise stuff, copy the sign of principal to escape the school, bunk the classes (to study or not, your choice) have deepest conversations and most light hearted jokes and banters the exact other day, sleep in the class, eat from under the bench, give impromptu speeches on seminars and farewells, break rules....whatever ish. Whatever gets your heart pumping and adrenaline rushing. Because while it's the starting of peak years of your career, you should remember to be a human and have fun at times too. It's okay. It's normal. It's needed. One shouldn't be guilty about it.

Getting less than perfect marks on a few tests isn't gonna harm you as much as you think it will. The ones who love you will continue to love you. The ones who admire you will continue to admire you. The ones who support you will continue to support you.

Baki, main hun idhar hi ❤️ kabhi bhi kuch problem ho toh AA Jana apni badi behen se advice lene, I'll try my best to help you out. As I said the other day, the pain and trauma these 2 years have put me through has only served to make me more empathetic and protective of my juniors so if you come to me with loads of rants i won't say cliché things like "Stay strong". I'd first and foremost listen to you and simply that. I'd listen to you for as long as you want me to. Because sometimes you'd simply just wanna be heard ❤️

I'll try my best to be there for you! If nobody got you, I do! Remember that, okay? ✨

... Dear gods, I don't even know what to say. You made me cry. Like, tears actually sprung up in my eyes. Happy ones, though. Don't worry too much.

I'm not one for physical affection but I would've hugged you so hard if I were there. Thank you. This genuinely made my day.

[gay-dorito-dust]

Hey! How are you?

May I request how the batboys would react to reader losing their job unfairly? I just lost my job for no reason after only working there for 2 weeks. I could really use some comfort rn 😭😭

Sweetheart, I know your pain in loosing a job unfairly, I’ve been there before and funnily enough they’re suffering to this day with ppl wanting to leave and or leaving. Karma is truly a bitch. I’m sending all the virtual hugs I can.

Jason

Livid isn’t even close in describing how he felt upon hearing the news but it was the closest word for how he was feeling right now. The fact that you had been let go and unfairly too after a short period of time was enough to make his blood boil.

No explanation just ‘yeah we’re letting you go for no real reason cuz we’re tight fisted cunts who can’t be bothered with bettering ourselves for our staff, and would much rather let them go without prior warning because we’re just that shitty of an employment.’

In Jason��s opinion you were the only one who actually knew how to do to do your job and will remind you of this constantly because it was the truth. You worked your ass off at that place and this was the thanks you get? Fuck that!

Jason was more then ready to let the piece of shit who made the call to drop you have a piece of his mind but you had to calm him down and tell him it wasn’t worth the anger and frustration. However to Jason it was more than worth the anger and frustration, his sweetheart lost their job because of some fucking corporate lapdog!

‘They fucked up babe, big time. They lost one of their best and I hope they fucking go bankrupt and loose everything they’re worth because of it.’ Jason would tell you as he presses kisses against your head as you played with his fingers before intertwining them with yours.

‘I hope so too.’ You muttered against his chest and Jason could only tighten his hold on you as he continued to shower you in praise, kisses and utter adoration in hopes of ridding the god awful taste that place left in your mouth and your self esteem. Jason’s as about to let you drown because of them, he’d gladly keep you afloat however he can because you deserve it and so much more than they ever gave you in two weeks.

Dick

‘They’ve lost out on the best thing going sweetheart, they’ll come to regret it sooner or later but you’ll be in a better position when they do.’ He’d whisper reassuringly as he held you close to his chest, his heart breaking when hearing your sobs.

He hated how affected you were by their decision and he hated how powerless he was to stop you from getting hurt by stupid employments like this one. They obviously didn’t see what he saw in you and that was their loss and his gain. You were dedicated, loyal, hardworking but apparently that wasn’t enough for them and so without much thought they dropped you.

So Dick, with the help of Hayley, would try his best to provide you with happier times to drown out the pain that came with reminiscing the shittier times.

They would try their hardest to make you cry tears of joy rather then sadness from their goofiness alone as both Dick and Hayley would rather see you happy then sulk over the decisions of some stupid employment. They -the employment- fucked up with you and Dick wasn’t about to let it be your problem to deal with alone because it wasn’t your problem to deal with in the first place. It was theirs.

So you spent the rest of your days with Dick trying his best in making you happy and smile more then you’ve ever have, that place was poison for you and he’ll try and be your antidote.

Tim would absolutely do everything in his power to ruin your old workplaces reputation out of sheer pettiness, whether it be digging up some dark/ shady stuff that they’ve tried sweeping under the rug or spreading their tendencies to mistreat their staff on a daily basis, Tim would single-handedly destroy their reputation by leaving it in complete shambles.

He was smart enough to do so and could do so if you were to ever say the word, he was more then ready with documents filled with evidence to back up his claims, all he needed was you to give him the go ahead.

Tim could be petty but his petty was unlike anyone else’s and could cause mass damage to corporate assholes, especially those who thought it was completely justifiable to release someone after two weeks of working there.

Give him 5 minutes and the workplace will have collapsed from the information he had released to the general public. That’ll teach them a lesson for certain for messing with you.

However you didn’t want him to get into any trouble because of you and would much rather cuddle with him in bed as you watched a movie on his laptop in your pj’s as you both shared some ice cream. That’s all you needed and Tim was more than willing to comply as he told you how stupid of a decision it was of them to let you go, they were only shooting themselves in the foot and digging their grave simultaneously.

[tojisun]

Not me running on liquid courage again. 💀🥂

I mean we all know canon toji is an asshole ❤️, but domestic?!?! It just makes you wanna bash a keyboard 😗 like how can you not! It's so fucking frustrating! He IS beautiful indeed its frustrating!

🥺🥺🤧 ahh this response! I know I said thank you already but like 🥺 thank you. I'm happy you found a healthy outlet. It takes a lot to acknowledge when you're not feeling well AND to doing something positive about it, so virtual hug 🤧 bring it in 🫂!

I wish school systems would actually give a fuck and do a better job preparing students for uni (dont we all). Everyone has a different situation but uni will always be there. I mean they want your money loans, right?? Take all the time you need while you're in uni. This is just my experience, but I feel like this is really only one time where you'll have a chance to work on your adult life before it becomes an expectation.

I just miss being a student for leeway at work. 0h and bc I like learning.

Omg I feel you on a personal level. Taking a 18 hour semester and a +50hr job for WHAT!!! In the end, I changed my major when I had 3 more classes until I graduated, so i graduated in 6 years 🙃.

Truly, please be kind to yourself. We only have 1 fucking day in the week to not think about work. I'm channeling my spirit energy to you. I wish you the best! Please take care and stay safe.

(Sorry for any typos)

omg hey!!! howre u!! sorry it took a while for me to respond ahdjwjs

no no bc that’s exactly me!! canon toji was so much of an asshole that i had a hard time writing him being soft and domestic and kind (ie: my first established fic was toji leaving the reader for mamaguro bc ik that man would choose her in any universe </33) but then i was like fuck canon. i want toji who’s in love w the reader; toji who cares for the reader; toji who’s moved on and healed from mamaguro and loving the reader for them and not as mamaguro’s replacement!!!! (most of my fics tend to follow this au)

i remember when i was drafting one of my first fluff fics (not headcanon or drabble), one of my besties told me, “ur projecting.” like maam, do u think i dont know 😭 but yea i wrote my soft toji whose scarred lips are gentle when they kiss the reader because toji is so pretty, we need him being happy with reader!!!!

thank u so much for the hug!! ive been having severe bad weeks and i needed this <3333 hugs you tight too 😚

and absolutely!! my school did ok in preparing us for post-secondary; college did amazing in helping me transition from high school setting and into post-secondary setting; but fuck. uni is a whole different level. can’t catch a break fr like AHHSHSHH

but yes thank u so much for the advice!!! i can absolutely see what u mean. like rn, even if i have work and back-to-back lectures, i still have the opportunities to ask for time-offs to prepare for my midterms and finals and papers which has helped me greatly! the life experience is helping me lots while giving me some form of coddling and ik this wouldnt really last into (greater) adulthood so that kinda sucks :((

and omg u switching majors is nerve-wracking but amazing at the same time!! ik sm of my friends who just suck up with their majors even if theyre fr struggling so im glad that u were able to pursue something more your style. im sorry it took long for u to grad though but still!!! im so happy for uu!!!

and i will be kind to myself, i promiseee!! ive been doing better these past few days and hoping to have more kind days moving forward!

thank you again for this kind mssge! ur words and kindness truly means a lot to me. take care darling, and have a happy and safe drinking 🥹🫶🏼

[hee4won]

snow days w/ en- !

requested: no. (requests are open! see rules)

warnings: SWEET SWEET SUPER CUTE LOVELY BOYS

a/n: long time no see besties, a gift from me to you 😈 (all jokes aside i hope you like this okay i think fluff is needed rn, heart you all)

heeseung

this boy loves snow

i am solely basing hee’s off of that one pic of him in the really nice coat out in the snow

bc i’m madly in love with him

anyway HE is the one to excitedly tell you about the snow first

he seems like the type to facetime at night and hang up in the morning (like a virtual sleepover)

continuation under the cut!

esp if he’s too busy to meet with you

and if he wakes up first and you’re still in the call he’ll be like

“baby 🥺 baby 🥺”

😧 you are SLUMPED

“Y/N WAKE UP THERES SNOW”

and THAT gets you up ofc bc he was yelling super loud 😇

so now that you’re up you have approximately hmm let’s see

oh! heeseung is at your door rn.

“good morning baby, it’s time to go to my favorite cafe :]”

“the one you said was perfect for snow days?”

“of course! now get ready” who needs small talk ig

you’re still tired but oh my goodness how could you say no to him

so you wash up and come back out to see hee on the couch looking out the window watching the snow fall

he’s adorable, you’re a simp. simple 😄 (see what i did there)

after the cafe date you guys just do some walking around and take cute pics of and with each other

so lovely <3

jay

jay will use any excuse he can to go shopping

and spoil you ;)

“oh, jay, look it’s snowing!”

he’ll admire the sight with you for a while until a little 💡 goes off in this man’s head

“what material is your coat?” oh boy

“uhhh, idk why?”

“do you think if we take a walk outside you’ll get cold?”

“i mean. . . yeah” AND OFF TO THE MALL U GO!

apparently you need cotton material on the inside and leather on the outside to ensure that your body stays warm

Okay Jay.

so you guys are like, shopping for hours and hours on end

hes making you try things on

after the items have been inspected by the clothing genius ofc

and after 5 hours of shopping you’re like

“jay, i just wanted to make snow ducks but now i think i’m gonna drop dead 🙁”

“okay fine we can check out”

you left with like 10 new additions to your closet and jay left with the pride of feeling like boyfriend of the year

which he is! good for him

oh and you did get to make your snow ducks, okay turn that frown upside down baby

jake

oh my goodness

jake loves snow days for THREE reasons:

cuddle by the fireplace, hot coco, and movies w his baby

you already know that once you see snow falling down you should alr be making your way to jake’s place

he’ll make the boys clear out so he can make a cute little blanket fort

and you bring the marshmallows (or whatever you like in your hot chocolate)

the moment you open the door you’re greeted with a cute jake sitting in front of the fort

he gives you his signature wide smile with a few giggles as he stands up to hug you

a jake sim please and thank you ❤️

you are 100% without a DOUBT watching the wondeful polar express

btw jake is afraid of that one puppet scene (so am i, it’s awful)

so pls hold him super tight

you’ll most likely fall asleep in that position

and of course the boys got pics of it

sunghoon

okay. you guys are finding a skating rink (@hooniee hehe hi bb)

even though it doesn’t have to be cold in order to go to one

he says it just, “feels right”

and if you can’t skate he will most definitely teach you

tries his best to let you go on your own but every time he lets go you go *plop*

he does indeed laugh okay and you can hear him but once you get back up and look at him he’s like

“😐 what” “remember when you said you didn’t need my help”

gosh he’s so annoying but don’t get me wrong

he finds your independence and clumsiness very cute

if you just can’t seem to get the hang of it he’ll take you outside

and you two will just start dancing in the snow

this time both of you end up on your butts

and sunghoon wouldn’t have it any other way

sunoo

he strikes me as the type to go out to eat then go home and cuddle all day

i really don’t think cold weather is his thing so it’ll be a cute date and comfy clothes

so you guys will definitely be going to a bakery to get some sweets

“sunoo, i couldve made us some cookies instead of spending money”

uh. . . whos gonna tell you

“i wanted only the best sweets for my sweet 😊”

very good save, sunoo, very good save

he has matching pajamas for when you get to spend a snow day together

naps naps naps

my goodness someone would think you two haven’t slept in ages the way you’re in that bad

so many cuddles oh wow he’s so warm

best. snow day. ever.

jungwon

you two are jumping like KIDS

which yes once again you kinda are but anyway.

you’re on the way to the store

getting ready to bake some cookies!

playing in the snow on the way

occasionally throwing little snowballs at each other and making snowmen on the sidewalk

“y/n, look! i made a little snow you!”

he even gave it a snow scarf so snow you wouldn’t be cold

HES SO CUTE someone help me

once you guys are back from the store it is time to get your baking on

🧑‍🍳🧑‍🍳 this you?

now i won’t say it was a total disaster

however

for some odd reason you two did not think about going by the recipe 🤔

“just wing it! it can’t be that bad”

it was definitely that bad.

but you two had fun nonetheless and THAT is what matters 🙏

ni-ki

i hope we’re all on the same page when i say

you two are having a snowball fight

any sort of competition thag involves throwing things

it is happening.

snow duel, which the other boys have to call to make sure there is no cheating

snow soccer(?)

the real competition is making sure your snowball is hard enough to withstand being kicked without falling apart

you two are very creative i must say

“RIKI YOU CAN’T THROW IT AT ME IF I’M NOT LOOKING”

“all is fair in love and war.”

“yeah war, NOT snowball fights 😐”

the boys are laughing so hard at the both of you it’s crazy

jake and sunghoon are just sitting and talking like old men saying

“i remember when i was that young”

you guys are barely 20 let’s slow it down okay

overall, super eventful day and you are both passed out in the living room afterwards

how cute

[madame-fear]

ahhh im so sorry its been so long since i last appeared. imbdoing history and ancient history as like two separate subjects now so i have soo much work to do and its alot to get my head around haha. (SO INTERESTING THO, we’re doing ancient greece(on sparta rn) in ancient history and early tudors (henry vii rn) in history)

then it was my birthday on saturday woo woo!! i had some friends round and it was really nice! another year older yaayy 🥹

im so sorry to hear about your fever and i do hope you’re better now!

~🦈❤️

OH MY GOOOD!!!!!! ❤❤❤HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY MY DEAREST!!! 🥰🥰🥳🥳 Hope you had the best day ever surrounded with your friends & family !! <333 😍😍 Send you allll of my best wishes and a tons of tight virtual hugs!! <333

I feel much better with my fever, thank you very muchhh :"") You have nooo idea how incredibly painful my entire body felt & and how shaky it was from all the temperature ups and downs ;;_;; but luckily it lasted a day and a half and now i'm good as ever and back to normal! Yay!

Sorry for not having answered your previous message!!! I couldn't answer it earlier from the...you know, studies, work (or duties in general), and the usual everyday things! :") I wanted to search for the good documentaries i saw about WW2 but just couldn't have the time to find them 🙃🤸‍♀️⚔ Literally if i have some spare time while im not studying, doing chores or writing i'll search for them!! <33

I missed soooo damn much your messages on my ask box!!!! <3333 🤧🤧🥰🥰

[akegatacchi]

Sense8 AU!aftg

In the honor of absolutlynothing I’ve decided to put out there one of the many au I have on my phone and archive it there

Big shout out to @a-m-peengoo and @bluesuederose for participating in this mess with genius lines and always be there to bear my 36 ideas per hour. We did a masterpiece girls.

Here we go it’s gonna be long

The cluster:

Kevin: Nomi. He’s just a fuckin hacker who’s running away from his family (riko). When he’s bored, he spends nights crashing the Pentagon system for fun, and makes every screen in the White House play Best Exy Actions Compilation (the longest and hardest part is choosing one compilation to play).

Dan: Will. One of them have to keep them under control. Plus, Dan with a gun i can’t even-

Matt: Riley. Soft, blue strand of hair, a heart of gold, maternal. As a DJ. Yes. SO SOFT (he still knows how to box)

Allison: Capheus. Listen. Imagine Allison in high heels, skin tight leather pants, driving a bus. Also, a F1 pilot champion who can drive anything (even if it’s the first time)

Andrew: Wolfgang. Duh. Do I need to explain myself. Just think abt him saying “This is Berlin. Those are my people. And we go to our knees for no one”.Boy he does NOT like this situation, at all. Will keep the others out with sheer willpower and no blockers. The cluster’s deadliest weapon. PLUS HELLO???? ANDREW IN A PASTEL PINK BOMBER SHOOTING ON A HELICOPTER WITH A BAZOOKA????

Aaron: Felix? Sorta? not a senseate but a great doctor. Senses bullshit and when someone is in Andrew’s body real quick  (Andrew: says more than 2 sentences and is pleasant. Aaron:.....who’s that bitch where is my brother) . Later helps to manufacture blockers.

Neil: Kala. A pharmacist that uses his skill for arson and may or may not be running away from mafia/family matter and currently hiding in India. Him saying “Bring it, bitch” to Riko is my sexuality and Andrew’s. Can create explosives from a Fanta can and spices I mean it’s already canon in aftg. (plus andreil would work even better bc technically Neil can’t even touch Andrew for real)

Nicky: Lito. The drama, the sass. Also the scene where he discovers the Twinyard in Germany are his cousins would be hilarious. The scene where Lito seduces the nurse but with Nicky (“engaging into heterosexual activity? me????”) or the scene where Lito screams in the museum but with Nicky

Erik as Hernando. That’s it that’s the post.

Renee: Sun. I mean, a korean fighter lady in prison trying to be a better person and had a silent bffs relationship with a german gangster? Come on. Also. Allison in a bus and Renee doing art martials stuff. 

Riko: whispers i guess he can eat Allison’s high heels

Now the ~scenes~ (it’s just shitposting):

Aaron, on the verge on several break downs: wait so you have like … DJ Blue Matt and F1 pilot Allison Reynolds in your head? since when? ANDREW SINCE WHE-

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Neil: what’s a better use of a multiple thousands dollars education than precise arson?????

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Aaron: why does your boyfriend always end up burning things up?

Andrew: he lits up my heart as well

Aaron: FOR FUCK SAKE

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Kevin, shocked and betrayed: is there a better sport than exy?

Aaron and Allison: YEAH A REALLY GOOD CAR RACE

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Allison: you’re - you’re like the spirit of Lucy Liu. In Charlie’s Angels. I watch it once a day. Renee:.....that’s sweet actually :) 

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Neil: does a molotov cocktail

Matt: I tHoUgHt yOu wErE a PhArMaCiSt

Neil: Yes? That’s PHYSICS

Matt: no that’s ARSON NEIL

Alternative:

Kevin: breaks into the Pentagon virtually

Neil: breaks into the Pentagon physically

Matt, again: i thought you were a PHARMACIST!!!! Neil: Yes I am??? That’s irrelevant

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A senseate sibling, escaping, grabbing a vehicle at random: someone knows how to drive that?

Allison, in stilettos : no, but I sure will soon

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Just Allison driving Renee around to fight people

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Everytime someone mocks a senseate sibling Neil or Nicky shows up to roast them. Sometimes they do it both at the same time. It’s apocalyptic. The sass. The drama. 

They can also bullshit their way out of any situation. Neil is such a smooth liar and Nicky is just ridiculous. The FBI agent charged to arrest them somehow ends up crying abt childhood trauma while hugging a teddy bear.

Neil, caught in the act of making a string of explosives by the FBI guy: uuuuuuh….Nicky?

Nicky, currently dealing with a white mom in retail: somehow convince the FBI to buy christmas lights

(Yes Nicky works in retail bc his family cut ties with him but he hopes to be an actor.ON BROADWAY)

(From retail to actor to cluster negotiator real quick)

A  fuckin moron to Allison: a hottie like you driving a bus? what is this, hooker on wheels?

Neil: please let me have this one

Allison: seats back and enjoys Neil roasting him

Nicky: brings the popcorn

Nicky, to the FBI guy: You can’t arrest me Daryl I’m your long lost little brother

The FBI guy, a white man: My name is not Daryl Neil: THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE

The FBI guy, texting Neil (don’t ask): I guess I’m still in love with my ex

Nicky: aaaaaw we have to help this sweetheart

Neil: do you want me to burn his current boyfriend’s car, buddy?

(Nicky: DON’T REMIND HIM THAT HE’S SUPPOSED TO ARREST US)

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A fuckin homophobe: ready to get your ass kicked, faggot?

Andrew: appears through Nicky

Nicky, smiling: fuck yeah, baby 

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Andrew, between two bazooka shot, to Neil:  we’re nothing

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Nicky, through Andrew, all cheery: Hi!!!! :D

(Aaron jumps like a scared cat)

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Andrew: ready to kill ppl for mafia business

All the senseate siblings in the back minus Renee, eating popcorn and enjoying the show: Kick ass, Drew!

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Andrew, on the hospital bed: has an emotional moment with Aaron

Aaron: sir or ma'am, idk who you are but it’s family only, I will ask you, as his doctor, to leave my brother’s body

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Aaron: Andrew is2g if you’re making psychic love to that fuckin red hair rn i will-

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Andrew each time a senseate is hurt: Aaron it’s for you

(Just Aaron doing med tutorials for a whole cluster while Andrew repeats it with a bored tone to everyone)

(Aaron, sighs: it is Neil again? Just let him bleed for a few minutes)

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Neil, making bomb with kitchen stuff: If it means losing you then no

Andrew, falling in love: oh

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Bad guy: You have no weapon, blondie!

Allison, with Renee and Dan behind her: Think again, sweetheart

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They made a little “honorary cluster member” badge to Aaron (he does not cry STFU NEIL)

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Dan and Neil both knows by heart the laws of different countries…..for very different reasons.

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Luther: humiliates Nicky once again

Renee: calmly breaks his hand at dinner while smiling like an angel, all the while stopping Andrew from killing him with the other hand

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Neil, a pharmacist: blowing shit up and arson

Aaron, a doctor, watching him: yk what hold my beer I know several ways to stop a man’s heart

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The whole “You don’t know how to use a gun” “No, but you do” with andreil or matt and dan

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Just Drew and Renee kicking some mafia asses together as buddies

(While Neil blows some shit up in the background and Allison/Nicky cheer)

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Matt has the perfect ear too

Him and Kevin are the remote operation/communication team but one day all the fighters/criminals of the cluster are busy so they both start to fight as well and fuck they are good at it

Nicky: I expected this from Biceps Matt but Kevin??? You can land a kick like that???

Kevin, outraged: I WENT TO THE EXY OLYMPICS WHEN I WAS 16

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Speaking of Kevin, they all call him “nerd” or “einstein”

Allison: so the nerd can fight uh

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Aaron, counting down on his fingers: so you have F1 Pilot Superstar Allison Reynolds, former gold medalist and tech genius Kevin Day, a human diapason, a multilingual arsonist, World no.1 Taekwondo Champion Renee Walker, a cop, an actor…..what are you there for??

Andrew, literally a mafia king:....ice cream and crime?

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Neil to Andrew, after the whole debacle with his father is out: You did know there were mafia out of Germany too, right?

Andrew: I can’t even have that for myself fuck this family

*

Dan, every time before each “mission”: okay guys I know we need to do it but I’d like to remind ALL of you *looks pointly at Neil and Andrew* it’s STILL illegal and morally dubious

Neil: …….like I said to Nicky, irrelevant *without missing a beat blows up the entire building and puts on stolen Gucci shades*

Alternative:

Neil: ok saint theresa why were you the one to suggest we explode Riko’s brain off then

Dan: ...don’t turn the conversation around me it’s about you

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Allison “guess we’re detourning a place next” Reynolds and Kevin “It’s not that hard to pilot” Day

(Kevin: But why are you on a plane to Russia? I thought you were in India last time?

Neil:....don’t ask)

*

Aaron to Andrew, where they are trapped and betrayed: your boyfriend wouldn’t happen to know how to poison a whole room with gaz?

Neil: I was born for this moment

(Andrew: just bc you’re my brother doesn’t mean you have the right to dirty talk my boyfriend)

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Andrew: be gay, do crime and eat ice cream

Nicky: AND BLOW NEIL’S D-

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(before they know abt Neil’s past, when Andrew is angsty bc he caught feelings)

Andrew: You  shouldn’t get close to me, it’s dangerous, i’m mafia

Neil: oh haven’t you heard-

*

Jeremy, bouncing out of nowhere: Hey Kev ! Love how you BI-nary code ahah have you heard of the ARCHIPELAGO 

*

Neil, sipping tea: so my father is the Butcher

Matt:  okokokok coolcoolcoolcool yk what arson doesn’t sound like a bad idea after all

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(this one is not funny sorry) but Neil taking over each time someone is hurt bc he is used to deal with it

“Give the pain to me”

*

Andrew and Aaron like to fuck around a lot with the whole sensate stuff (since only one of them is a sensate)

Bad guy: only one of you is a sensate, which one is it?

Twinyard, in a perfect and flat tone: try to guess

A bad guy is spying on Andrew and waiting to kill him in Germany, via a cam, thinking he’s safe BUT SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER it was aaron dressed as Andrew in a mafia meeting and now you have to deal with a 5 feet tall mafia boy

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For real tho they are a little protective of the normal doctor who heal them every time (yes even Neil but don’t tell him) so you bet something like that happens one day:

Aaron: comes home from work angry

Andrew, cleaning up blood or counting money: whassup shithead?

Aaron: There’s this older doctor he’s great and all but he’s a fuckin asshole to me he belittles me everyday bc i’m young and we lost a patient today bc he rathers humiliate me than let me save him 

Andrew, a dangerous glint in his eyes and a whole cluster behind him: oh?

Kevin, opens his computer and digs up dirt on him: give me a sec

Allison: I can roll over him with my truck

Neil: there is so many ways to mix two meds and kills him ON ACCIDENT

Dan: let’s see how he deals in prison

Nicky: oh this is going to be fun

Kevin, reciting facts like he’s reading a grocery list: so yeah he smuggles meds from the hospital so local drug dealers, illegally sells meds for himself on the black market, does tax evasion, is friend with a local senator and both of them are involved with minors….i have already several reservation at X hotel btw and cases of work harassment on nurses and interns, threats to others older doctors in serve, and OH. OH. We have a spanking kink on our hands too.

Every members of the cluster, turning to Nicky and Neil:....go wild

Nicky, giggling: not that’s it’s a shame when it’s consensual but not here so - let’s start with the spanking :D

Neil: Can I make him cry

No violence is used but the doctor is found on the floor drowning in his own tears after a few minutes and after an hour he’s resigned and leaving the country

Andrew was dressed as Aaron for that (that being: smuggling Neil and Nicky into the hospital to meet the doctor through him)  and sends him a selfie of a 5 feet surgeon and the man crying on the floor 

It’s their best memory as a family (Aaron hates Neil a little less after that)

Neil to Nicky: why did you stop me from pushing towards suicide??? He’s gonna do that in another country

(Kevin: no if I can help it)

Nicky: bc we don’t do that to people!

Neil, Andrew, Aaron, Allison:...........right

Neil: killing even indirectly is no good but destroying their life and humiliating them publically is good?

Nicky: YES!

Matt and Dan: WAIT NO

(Allison: don’t brother Neil you’ll just hurt your head)

(Neil, close to tears: but...but...but arson?? Andrew, with knives out: alright fuckers who broke his heart?)

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Matt and Dan bc they’re fuckin weak to Neil: ITS OK BUDDY ARSON IS GOOD

*

I have to end on this note:

Storyline wise, Neil would have make the perfect Wolfgang too….if Wolfgang was a twink.

[writingfortoomanyfandoms]

Need you now: reader telling Calum she's pregnant. Sorry about the shitty week though *sending virtual hug*

The soft shit I NEED to write rn thanks so much. Yeah this week’s been shit but I’m taking a mental health day away from college tomorrow so hopefully I’ll be okay again by Friday and on the upside, I’m hella hopeful about the new album so there’s that

Also, side note, I’m rlly here for the I Need You universe to have twins, like here she’s pregnant with twins y’know? Just a thought, lemme know if you want me to build on that

I Need You

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“Hey, do you guys mind if I talk to Calum alone for a moment?” Y/N asked awkwardly, standing in the doorway of her living room, inside which all the guys were sat around talking and laughing with their girlfriends at their sides.

Crystal gave Y/N a knowing look, being the only one who had an idea of what had been going on for her for the past few weeks.

“Why?” Michael groaned, throwing his head back and giving Y/N a confused look. “Can’t you share with the whole group?”

“Mike, you are aware that you guys aren’t actually a part of this couple, right?” Y/N asked, gesturing between herself and Calum who was looking at her with concern etched into his face. Normally, no matter what Y/N had to say she would say it in front of the other guys, the exception being if it was the start of an argument.

“Come on,” Crystal said, standing up.

“We can go into the kitchen,” Y/N cut off quickly.

“It’s your house, Y/N/N,” Luke pointed out, laughing a little as he, too, stood up. Calum shook his head.

“No, come on, Nib,” he stood from his place on the sofa and walked over to her, holding out his hand.

Relief rushed through him when she took it,though the acceptance of his affection did leave him to wonder what it could be that she needed to tell him if it wasn’t something negative.

“Is everything okay?” Calum murmured as he pulled her closer. Y/N nodded, leading the two of them into the kitchen.

“I think so,” she assured him. “But... you might want to sit down?” She offered, closing the door behind them and making an awkward gesture towards the table.

“Seriously, what’s going on?” Calum questioned but took a seat at the table.

“Remember how I was asking you about... our future a couple of months ago?”

“Yeah?”

“Well... how would you feel about that future coming a little sooner than expected?” Calum stared at her for a moment, his eyes wide.

“Are you... are you telling me...?” He trailed off, hardly daring to believe what she seemed to be hinting at. Y/N bit her lip and nodded.

“I’m pregnant Cal.”

“Holy shit!” He sprung up off the chair in an instant, crushing his fiancé to his body in a tight hug. “Holy fucking shit, we’re going to be parents!”

“Yeah, we are,” Y/N giggled, nuzzling her face into the crook of his neck.

“Does anyone else know?”

“Only Crystal, but I only found out for sure today. That’s where I was all day, at a doctor’s appointment for it,” Y/N confirmed and Calum’s arms tightened.

“Fuck I love you,” the two of them stood in one another’s embrace in the silence of their kitchen for a moment before:

“Did any of you hear what it was?” Luke’s voice was low, evidently meant to just be a whisper.

“No, didn’t quite get it,” was Ashton’s reply.

“You know you guys would make the worst fucking spies in the world right?” Y/N called, breaking away from Calum and smiling a little at the tears in his eyes, reaching up to gently brush them away. Calum beamed and pressed his lips to hers. The band burst into the kitchen, Sierra and Crystal behind them sending the couple a somewhat apologetic yet amused look.

“Clearly not because we couldn’t hear what you were saying,” Ashton huffed.

“Can we tell them?” Calum pleaded, a tight hold still on her waist, not wanting to let her move too far away. Y/N sighed but nodded, a warm smile on her face. “Y/N is pregnant.”

Cheers of congratulations and laughter filled the room as their closest friends processed the information being given to them. Y/N was laughing loudly as Calum was swept away by the guys to hug him as Crystal and Sierra launched themselves at her for a hug.

“You all owe me ten quid!” Luke hollered over the noise.

“What?” Y/N laughed.

“Not you - the others. We had a bet over what you had to tell him.”

“I didn’t get involved,” Crystal chipped in, holding her hand up as though to prove that she hadn’t cheated in the bet considering she already knew the news.

“Wait what did you guys think it was?” Calum asked, raising his eyebrows at Sierra, Ashton and Michael who were all looking for their wallets. Calum had made his way back over the kitchen to Y/N, his arm back around her waist, his hand resting lightly, protectively, on her stomach.

“I figured Alan had died or something,” Michael shrugged as he got out his ten pounds and handed it to Luke.

“I thought it would be something about the dishes or Calum not washing up,” Sierra inputted. Ashton had a guilty look on his face and Luke burst out laughing at it.

“Ashton said that Y/N was calling off the engagement,” he supplied.

“It was just a theory!”

Having a shitty week, send soft 5sos blurbs

[holyshit]

KAYYY 😭 hope you feel better soon :( nearly everyone i know who got vaccinated felt so shit after the second dose but it gets better after one week or two <3 sending you a tight virtual hug 💗 love you xx

ahhhh tysm simay 😭 ily!! rn it kinda feels i got back from a 3 day music festival and have a hangover, but without all the fun that would've come before it </3 but i'm already feeling better than this morning so i'll probably be back to normal soon!

[yellowsugarwords]

(This is my first request like ever sry if i'm doing this wrong😅.) But this is just a request and you dont have to do this if it makes you uncomfortable. My bestie and i love your writing and rn her dad is in the hospital he had a heart attack a couple of days ago. So what if The ericson's kid's S/O did a Larry and had like a heart attack in a stressfull situation BUT DIDIN'T DIE! What would they do when they like wake up? Ps.Love youuu and you deserve all of the love in the world *Virtual hug*

omg omg omg I’m excited to write this one.

also, I’m so sorry to hear about your friend and their dad :( my dad had a heart attack a few years ago. I’m so sorry they need to go through that anxiety and stress. thinking of them and their family ❤️ I hope this makes you smile a little during a rough time :) hugs back!!! you deserve all the love too :’)

Clementine: Clementine would immediately lunge into action. “Someone get Ruby,” she’d say, helping pull her person into her arms. “I need help bringing them inside. Can someone make sure the clinic bad an open space for them?” Clementine would set them down and lean against one of the room’s walls, giving Ruby space to operate. Clem’s leg would jitter anxiously, trying to avert her eyes, her anxiety too high to watch. As Ruby left, Clementine paced, waiting anxiously, not wanting to disturb them until they came to on their own. When they did, Clementine wandered to their side, gently taking one of their hands and settling a kiss there. “You had me terrified back there,” she’d say, brushing hairs and tears out of their face. They did the same for her, even though she didn’t know she’d been crying. “I’m so glad you're okay.” 

Marlon: Marlon would immediately lunge out and grab them before they fell over. “Ruby!” He wailed. “Someone get Ruby now!” Her nerves were bubbling out as anger as he carried them inside, his hands tight around their fragile form. “Don’t worry,” he said. “I won’t let anything happen to you. I’ll make sure you’re okay.” Marlon hounded Ruby about it. “Are you done? How much longer? How are they looking?” When Ruby was done, Marlon didn’t hesitate to sit on the edge of the bed. “Y/N? Y/N, it’s me. It’s Marlon. I’m here.” He tried to force back his panicked tears, but couldn’t. Especially not when they opened their eyes. “Shit, you’re okay.” he’d say, pecking their forehead and cheeks. “Thank fuck.”

Louis: “Hey hey hey hey,” he’d say, easing them to the ground. “It’s okay, just look at me, talk to me.” He’d say, brushing the hair out of their face. “Eyes on me. We’re gonna get you inside and make sure you’re looked after.” After they’d been tended to, Louis wouldn't leave their side. He’d wait for them to wake, only leaving to fetch water, a blanket, or a pillow for himself. The moment they’d wake up, he’d sigh, lunging forward and planting a long, sweet kiss on their forehead. “Thank God. Thank God, I’ve been so worried about you.” He’d take one of their hands and squeeze gently. “Let’s not have that scare again, okay?” He’d say, smiling impishly.

Violet: “Where’s Ruby? Someone needs to get her.” Violet would say, holding them on the ground. “You’re gonna be okay. We’re gonna get you looked after.” Violet would refuse to leave their side the entire time Ruby was looking them over and helping them. She was too paranoid to leave, too worried something would go wrong while she wasn’t there. She stayed by their side, eyes drifting around the room,  mind whirling. The moment they stirred, she squeezed their hand thankfully. “Oh thank shit,”she sighed. “Don’t pull that again,” she’d sadly laugh, brushing hair out of their face.

Mitch: “Get Ruby” he’d say to someone, gripping someone’s arm and squeezing, his anxiety clearly displayed through it. He’d take them inside on his own, not trusting anyone else to do it and not harm them. He’d sit beside them as Ruby worked, constantly asking whether she was done yet. “Now?” He’d ask. “Now? This is taking forever.” Really, he was worried more so than angry. Why was it taking so long if they were supposed to be okay? When Ruby was done, Mitch sat on the edge of the bed, keeping a hawk eye on the door, swatting out anyone who came in. The moment they woke up, he sighed, pressing a deep kiss onto one of their cheeks, then their lips. “Thank fuck.” He whispered. “You had me terrified back there.”

Aasim: Aasim would feel his heart stop. “Oh my God,” he’d say, kneeling by their side on the ground. “Someone! Someone we need help!” Someone else would carry them inside but Aasim would be by their side through the transport. He’d pace nervously outside the door until Ruby was done, and then he’d dart inside, sitting on the edge of the bed, mindlessly letting his fingers trace their hands, cheeks, face. The moment they woke up, he’d jump, then his face would break into a grin, his nervous tears piling on the corners of his mouth. “Thank God,” he’d breathe, letting out a nervous laugh. “I was worried I was losing you.”

Ruby: Ruby would leap into action, stomach her worry for later. “Someone needs to get them inside. I’ll grab my things,” she said, squeezing their hand before darting away. She darted for her medical kit, returning to their make-shift nurses station and closing the door. She worked quickly and did all she could, then giving them a cold forehead compress for comfort. They woke up while she was pacing the room, tirelessly sanitizing supplies in a panic. She sat on the edge of their bed, tears glistening in her eyes, finally letting the panic of it all set in. “Oh my God,” she cried, setting her head on their shoulder. “I was worried I wasn’t going to be able to do enough for you.”

Omar: Omar would feel his body freeze and tense. “Oh my God,” he’d sgh. “Oh my God! Someone? Anyone? We need Ruby out here!” Omar would get help in bringing them inside to lie down and let Ruby work on them. Omar would sit outside, pacing and shaking his leg, anxious beyond consolation. By the time Ruby was done and he was allowed in, he was hesitant; worried that if he got too close he would hurt them rather than help them. Watching them stir, he threw himself into the seat by their bed. “Oh thank God,” he sighed, littering gentle kisses all over their face, taking one of their hands between both of his. “Don’t scare me like that, okay?”

Brody: Brody would be terrified. “Ruby! Ruby! Someone! We need help!” She would hold their hand as they laid down, crying, pleading with them to stay awake until someone could bring them inside. She didn’t let go of their hand through any part of it, even if they couldn’t feel it. She continued to stroke the back of their hand, kiss it, squeeze it, feel it alive and between her own. When they woke, she’d sob, throwing her arms around them as gently as she could muster. “Thank God, I thought I was losing you.” She wailed. “Please don’t go.”

[desteez]

I HOPE YOU HAD AN AMAZING DAY TOO !! ahsbdisjdi I can't wait for the comeback omg djsbsjs - 🌙

my day had been pretty great until like 2 hours ago but it's okk I'll get through it!! :)

if I'm not wrong with my calculations ateez comeback is in like 10 hours?!?? I'm so excited cause I liked every single song on the song preview and each was so unique and special so ik it's not gonna disappoint!! (they never disappoint lol) I'll (hopefully) be sleeping then but tomorrow is gonna be a whole day of listening to the album on repeatandreapeatandrepeattt!!! ...stray kids comeback is soon too ☠☠☠

and because I'm feeling really emotional rn I wanted to let u know (in case u don't already) that I rlly rlly rlly appreciate u bea 😢😢😢 ur such a wonderful and sweet little bean and when u check up on me my heart always feels lighter 💕 I wanna give u a tight long hug but I'll settle for giving u a virtual one 💜💜💜