#howls so fine

[sleeping-at-sea]

Odysseus is a millennial parent who tries to be supportive and fit in with his son but he's just clueless

Penelope and Polites always tease him

[nadiajustbe]

One of my favorite parts about the writing of Howl's Moving Castle is how easy it is to write off all the things from our world at first as him just being a weird wizard™ (also thanks to bestie @jutenium for spotting this I wouldn't put it like that without you!!/pos). Sure, Sophie uses weird descriptions, but readers have every reason to believe them because of the way Howl is presented as a character. When Sophie says he wrote with a quill that doesn't need an ink, you wouldn't think it was actually a ballpoint pen, you would think Howl had just enchanted his quill so that it wouldn't need ink! When she adds that she can't make out a single word, you think he has matchingly terrible handwriting, but in fact Sophie has simply never seen a pen writing. When she sees the mysterious labels on his books, you think he's keeping a lot of obscure magical literature, but it's really just an encyclopedia and a guide like "Top 10 Rugby Tips." When Sophie notices the bottles in Howl's bathtub, you think they're some kind of magical jars where he keeps girl's hearts, but I'm almost certain that they're just 'Dove' and 'Head and Shoulders' that he's enhanced with his spells and put silly labels on. When you read Calicifer singing a song in a language Sophie doesn't understand, you think it's some kind of ancient cipher or code, but it's actually just a rugby song in Welsh that Howl sings when he's drunk. And finally, when you see the terrifying black door, which is completely shrouded in darkness, you imagine a passage to an eerie, mythical place, similar to what Miyazaki showed us - but it's just fucking Wales.

[canis-lupus-caspi]

I dont understand how some humans can be so cruel. This is an article which the Wolf Conservation Center shared. Content warning for torture of and violence against animals

[real-hot-grl-shi]

y’all……

y’all……

HES ACTUALLY SO FINE???? WTF ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[tinyfantasminha]

YOUR YEARS OF YEARNING HAVE FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED IN AN CHRISTMAS MIRACLE JACK SSR with bare shoulder

HHHNNNNNgngngHH HHHHH

HES WEARING RED EYELINER,,,,,,,,,,, GO BOY GO SLAY THAT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG LOOK ✨✨✨💅💅💅

BUT WHAT IS THIS?????????????!?!?

WHY ARE HIS BaDONKAS SO BIG

WHY THE HELL HIS OUTFIT SO TIGHT IT LOOKS AIR COMPRESSED EVERYPOPNE ELSE IS WEARING MODEST CLOTHES LIUKE GENTLEMEN AND HES OUT HERE WHORING OUT??????????!:?!? ON WINTER???? GET OUTTTTTTTTTT

OVER THE ELBOW GLOVES??????????!!?!? FOR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

THE LITLTLE SLIT IN THE GLOVE JUST TO MAKE IT MORE SLUTTY???????????????? WHO THOUGHT OF THIS

HISS MUSCLES ARE MORE DETAILED AND SHADED THAN USUAL????????????????!??? HE ACTUIALLY LOOKS OLDER HERE

WHY HIS INDEX AND THUMB ARE UNCOVERED??????????????? WHY DOES HE ALWAYS NEEDS TO HAVE MORE SKIN SHOWING THAN OTEHRS JACK HOWLE YOUIRE TAKING ALL OF THE BARE SKIN PRILIVEDGES WHILE MALLE STANS WOULD BE LUCKY IF THEY GET A GLIMPSE OF ANKLES IN THE NEXT 5 YEARS

THIS ISNT JUST CRUMBS ITS A WHOLE FEEEEEEEEAST A FEAST ON THIS HOLY HOLIDAY 🙏🙏🙏🙏 EATING AND LEAVING NO CRUMBS

[alienglowgarden]

my wife, also

[cewwart]

sigma as howl is just so (//∇//)

mans is beautiful ( ；∀；)

[pop-punklouis]

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[destructive-delight]

i've never been drunk before and i don't particularly care to know how that would look like, but i am currently as close as i've ever been to finding out.

[saintlevrant]

GIVE LEV HIS SMOOCHES.

[Just a lil suggestive doodle below the cut!! ]

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[sleepypandazzz09]

I’ve thought about this but in dreamworld if you pee there do you pee in real life?

In which case, that must’ve been awkward for Silver if he went to pee in his dreams.

[ragsandrascals]

I know the folk song Coyote is about them literally poisoning coyotes but that doesn't mean I can't read it as a eulogy for all the animals that have been killed and will be killed in the name of human expansion- it doesn't mean I can't read the song as men making the world so uninhabitable that not even the coyote, (a creature known for living under adverse conditions and eating scraps) can survive

[joeythefrog]

Race: one time someone dislocated on stage and I held my pose perfectly still for thirteen minutes instead of helping or comforting her, so that is evidence that I can stand still Davey: oh god was she okay Race: ...I don't remember Race: meet the plastics except I'm just playing all the parts Spot: that sounds like when I slept over at your place Race: and that was the best night of your life Davey: every day our cast re-creates cowboy battles. Every day I hate them more Race: I'M A MAN, I FEEL THE TESTOSTERONE FLOWING, I WANNA GO TO WAR, I WANT A LIGHTSABER Albert: he's just a baby, get him a lightsaber Spot: I love getting to sit down inbetween scenes offstage or in the audience while we block because Race is never technically offstage for longer than a minute but he's not in a lot of scenes so he just sits backstage alone and I get to laugh

Jack: oh what a man what a man what a man what a mighty good man Davey: do you have to be in your underwear and dancing to paint the set Jack: yes, it's a crucial part of my process, Dave

[lycanthian]

they should invent a modeling professor that doesnt fucking suck

[cacturne]

ive been rotating evil thoughts abt vulture morrigan having Something Going On in my head these past few days hoping that satisfying it would make it go away but instead it really grew on me. So i suppose this is a thing now.

[wooyo-bae]

CHRISTOPHER BAHNG?!??????????