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How to kill all of the Pikmin 3 Bosses with ease, aka, how to drop kick six toddlers
Yes, I'm doing one for Pikmin 3, because I also have played this game too much. SHUT, I had quite a while to play this game, and I have learned the ways to beat the shit out of the local six children of this game, aka, the bosses. (Spoilers for Pikmin 3 and it's bosses down below, btw)
FIRST OF ALL, I'm just going to say this once. Unless a boss fight demands you use Rocks, never bring them to a boss fight*, they are ASS at fighting. Bring Reds, trust me.
*There is an ONE exception, and we'll get to them
Armored Mawdad
So this boi is really easy after the first ten seconds. You basically go for the very back of his tail (The tip thing) and break that. He will shake off Pikmin and rest on a wall. Rush the creature with your Pikmin (Reds first) and watch as he gets capped at 1 HP. Then when he comes down again throw one rock at it and dead
Vehemoth Phosbat
Fun fact, you only need to build half of the bridge. No joke, choose which pile you want to bring over. You can put one Captain in the dark to lure the Phosbat over, just keep in mind that you should rush the pile as soon as it starts to try and eat the Captain (It will fail.) Once half of the bridge is built, wait for the Phosbat to try and eat the Captain in the dark again, call them over, throw 20 Yellows and the Captain over and light the room up. From there, you can just bully the Phosbat with the lights you never turned on because yes they still stun the poor bat. GG easy no re.
Sandbelching Meerslug
Easiest boss in the game, like not even by a long shot. The strategy is simple, bring 100 Reds and win. That's it. Just bring 100 (I think 60 should still work, you just got to be more careful), and when the slug does his sink hole thing, RUSH THE MOUTH. It shouldn't kill any Pikmin, and it forces the slug to come up. Bombless and way easier than before.
Scornet Maestro
First of all, why do you need help with this boss. Second, if you are having trouble, just bring another Captain and have the attacks go onto them. Just remember the attacks the Maestro does don't lock in immediately, they can still switch.
Quaggled Mireclops
Alright, you got two options. ONE: Bring 100 Wingeds, and some Spicy-Spray and auto win, or two, Use Blues and Suffer. I suggest the Winged strat, as it's easier and more funny to pull off. Just rush the guy, then rush him again. Also keep an eye on his health as half way, the tonuge attack changes.
Plasm Wraith*
*(THIS IS THE EXCEPTION TO THE ROCK RULE)
ROCKS. This is the only boss fight I'd recommend using Rock Pikmin, for the shear fact that the main attack this Wraith does WILL NOT KILL THEM. The only things that can kill them are the elemental attacks and as long as you don't suck, you should be fine. Rocks can take out Fire and Rock elemental attacks at any time, electricity you gotta be fast, and Water is a don't even try. Other fun facts with this fight, one, if the Wraith is floating, just walk away. If it has nothing to attack, it's forces to land back down, and two, if the Plasm Wraith feels as if it's surrounded, it will walk into one of the elemental attacks. Try to whistle your Pikmin back BEFORE that happens.
#pikmin#pikmin 3#strategies#how to murder bosses#help with bosses#Just some things you can do to make Pikmin 3 just a bit easier#for the funni#of course#Red Pikmin for the WIN#advice#Make the Plasm Wraith your bitch with these tips!#unhinged as HELL tags let's go#sorry just thought I'd do another one of these cause I love Pikmin 3 a bit too much#LET'S GO BIKMIN THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#swearing#cause I'm old enough let's go
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I think one of my favorite things about modern cartoons of the 2010's - 2020's is the amount of great characters that came out of this era of cartoons.
#tangled the series#rapunzel’s tangled adventure#varian#varian tangled#hazbin hotel#angel dust#helluva boss#blitzo#blitzø#murder drones#uzi#the legend of vox machina#percy de rolo#arcane#vi#adventure time#marceline#gravity falls#grunkle stan#steven universe#pearl#rick and morty#rick#ducktales 2017#lena#the legend of korra#korra#how to train your dragon#hiccup haddock#she ra and the princesses of power
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Oh dont mind me, just thinking about how Moxxie having a panic attack at the thought of murdering a (seemingly) innocent and loving mother in "Murder Family" makes so much sense after "Exes and Oohs".
#Helluva Boss#Helluva Murder Family#Helluva Exes and Oohs#Exes and Oohs#Helluva Moxxie#Moxxie#Helluva Boss Spoilers#Vivziepop how could you#that foreshadowing was genius#but man it got dark real quick#Helluva Crimson
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#me trying to explain to everyone how awesome tony danza and who's the boss is to this generation#omitb#omitbedits#omitbedit#only murders in the building#selena gomez#mabel mora#oliver putnam#martin short#4x8
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My understanding of Jason Todd's age;
Jason dies when he's 15, 4 months before his 16th birthday. He is dead for any number of time; it doesn't count towards his age.
He's resurrected; he is in a coma for 1 year, then catatonic for another. He is then put into a Lazarus Pit. (These 2 years are practically useless, as he doesn't remember them and they contribute very little to the story. They could be condensed to 2 months and it would change basically nothing.)
He trains for about a year. You can then give him 1-12 months of prep and planning time before his debut as the Red Hood, and the story of UT(R)H, at which point he would be mentally 16-17, physically 18-19, and it would be (--) years after his birth.
#my dc posting#jason todd#dc#red hood#i havent read lost days so idk abt the timeline between lazarus pit and debut as red hood#and this isnt strictly about following canon as close as possible. just how i view it in my head#which makes the fandom treatment of the tim vs jason titans tower fight so funny to me. theyre like the same age bro#btw i refuse to take anything about jason somehow growing up/maturing while dead or catatonic/in a fucking coma#like i'm sorry but i refuse to count when he was a literal decomposing corpse ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#i also just find Teenaged Crime Lord funny. your boss tells you not to deal to kids (he's 16) (don't worry about it)#<- to be very clear that is not in an infantilizing way. i am 17 and i can very confidently say i am old enough to be held#responsible for my own actions#it's tragic he is so young but it doesn't absolve him of his bad decisions. such as the Murders#i like jason's age cus it's actually really easy to make him comically young#make him die at 14. very short period between resurrection&lazarus pit. 1 year of training. your 15 year old son takes over the criminal#underground. wyd?#<- anyway these are just some scattered thoughts. ponderings and wonderings and musings. if you disagree w my timeline i'd love to hear it!
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Helluva Boss pilot: I have 59 million views in a span of four years.
Hazbin Hotel pilot: I have 91 million views in a span of four years!
Murder Drones pilot: I have 25 million in a year.
Lacka Daisy pilot: Well, I have 11 million in only 7 months.
The Amazeing Digital Circus pilot: Amateurs.
Everyone: What was that?
TADC: AMATEURS! *reveals 33 million views in 12 days*
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#helluva boss#hazbin hotel#murder drones#lackadaisy#independent animation#gotta love them#no hate to any other show#love them all#but I'm beyond shocked that tadc managed to surpass everyone so fast#how?#it didn't seem to be that type to get this big#but here we are#I love this show more than the others#mostly becaues sex jokes do get old to me#and while I do like dark and angsty stuff#bright colors is what catches my attention#so I can see how tadc got this huge#but hey!!!#it ain't a competition!#more animated shows we get the better#just another grand show to add to the collection
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beast chuuya is insane. man is in one scene, it is unfathomably horny, atsushi is IN THE ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME, and then on top of it all he yells at the poor kid. good lord my guy
#chuuya nakahara#beast chuuya#and then he ends up going on a murder spree as the pm boss and getting taken by the government? that’s how his thing like ends right?#christ this fucking guy#my dude#:(#bsd beast#beast reaction tag#beast atsushi#beast skk
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as metal breaks and bends
#blood cw#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sonic heroes#idw sonic#metal sonic#neo metal sonic#metal overlord#i love how sonic heroes characterized metal#he’s so unapologetically murderous and defiant#he’s a dark reflection of eggman’s worst qualities#cause he’s his creator y’know#but you also have sonic and shadow in there#then it’s just a really screwed up salad of identity crisis#HE’S A PRODUCT OF THE SYSTEM#anyway#i love metal and sonic heroes should get more recognition for how it developed him#the final boss was cool lol#my art#if this needs more warnings lmk!
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My post about Anya is making like a little ruckus on Twitter and I think it’s crazy how many people like have a problem with it.
Like you don’t have to agree with how I characterize Anya and her actions but it’s more like, why are you focused on only one aspect of her character? Why are you removing nuance from the situation? I don’t see it as giving Curly the benefit of the doubt when it comes to doing better for Anya, but as exploring his character and hers relationship with a the very little authentic facts we get about them. In truth, there’s a lot more I wish Curly did, even if it wasn’t pragmatic but I realize the issue there.
The first psychological horror game in a while that’s real intricate in its storytelling and makes you need to really need to address the morality of intentions and its already getting torn asunder smh 😔
#I don’t know if it’s the case of people who hate curly and think he should’ve just killed Jimmy won’t accept anything else#but I really am trying to get the idea that they were stuck for over a year in space together on a ship barely kept together with wildly#different and conflicting personalities who also got more hostile because they know they are going home to unemployment#it sounds heartless to say and he should have prioritized her more but in his head that’s not the only thing he has to manage and he has to#fit the necessary actions to take in his head with all that including his perception of them as a friend vs as a boss#idk I just don’t believe Curly was comforting Jimmy with the intent of helping him get rid of Anya. he wanted to help both of them he went#about it horribly like the game is literally about realizing how misguided you can be and that responsibility#and how to be responsible look different even if there are better options like it’s just weird just block my ass dawg#also I think the argument of how could the situation be worse if he stopped Jimmy is stupid cause it’s under the guise that Curly would#assume someone he trusted would just try and commit murder suicide or he’d get degloved and all his crew directly#or indirectly killed by that friend like sorry if that’s a reach statement like adding#your supplementary thoughts is how analysis is born but adding facts about events we don’t know happened and treating them like character#truths is lame is a cop out from actually engaging with parts of the story that adds grey areas to characters you wants to see in black#this is just a stupid like thing to me but it makes me sad cause I don’t even hate seeing depictions of Curly as more aware and#accommodating to Jimmy purposely but I need you to understand he thought he was doing the right thing for both his friends and his closest#friend but the key point is he thought he was doing right for both of them like what game were we both watching???#mouthwashing#like just block me pls like Anya would not share ur mindset or hold ur hand like do more than just pity her if you like her so much
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oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh
so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.
why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.
and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.
so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.
it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.
like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!
and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)
(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)
#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony#anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate#skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant#instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady#then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change#and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again#make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello#i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔#so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl#anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows.#riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us#bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath#whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage.#why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself#funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that)#anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch#aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck#WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH??????#i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed#rambles#genshin#childe#childeposting#narwhalposting
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INTRO POST!! :D
[This will update over time]
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The fandoms I'm in are;
TV show/movie/indie animation fandoms:
Helluva Boss
Hazbin Hotel
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Heartstopper
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She Ra
Gravity Falls
Monkey Wrench
Death Note
The Hollow
RAMSHACKLE
Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous
Jurassic World Chaos Theory
The Music Freaks
Carmen Sandiego 2019
Wild Kratts
How to Train Your Dragon
Rise of the Guardians
Coraline
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randomly assorted helluva boss thoughts
full moon/apology tour!
nowhere in stolas' confession does he say "i'm in love with you", because deep down, he knows he can't be in love--he barely knows blitz in reality, but he does know that he cares for blitz and has developed feelings for him, so that's what he tells him
while blitz DOES want a relationship--and i'll just take this right out of truth seekers--he "simply cannot fathom proper intimacy", the idea of loving people scares him, and the idea of people loving him seems too impossible to be true
if stolas HAD said "i love you", there's no telling how blitz might have reacted. things might have turned out a lot worse, actually, especially when you consider how blitz reacted when verosika confessed to him
the point i'm trying to make, is thank god he didn't!
if he DID, stolitz actually might not have been salvageable, because blitz might have run the fuck off!
and even then, all it took was stolas saying that he cared about blitz, because he made the connection himself:
he's the only one who explicitly mentions "love"
"i care very deeply for you" = "i love you" = roleplay!
also interesting, note what he says right before this: "this is an interesting roleplay, never done this one, but i can get into it."
this fuckin' guy, man. who hurt you so badly
queen bee/seeing stars!
just gonna put these images here for you to ponder on
murder family!
i see a lot of people talk about the mob family line moxxie says in this episode, and yeah, it's crazy foreshadowing!
it's even crazier foreshadowing when you look at the literal title of the episode!
you ever hear the saying "hurt people hurt people"?
murder family murder family! as in, moxxie was in his own murder family! as in, blitz fucking third degreed his mom! LITERALLY!
the whole episode is foreshadowing for the both of them for the entire series, not just moxxie. moxxie maintained some of his morals, but blitz didn't seem to maintain any of his.
also, this visual foreshadowing:
they're eating fish! that's definitely fish right? because millie turns one of the goon sharks into sushi during her little rampage and it looks eerily similar! and they had just dragged in a body beforehand! ahaha what the Fuck! does that count as cannibalism?
like there's clearly a difference between these two but are they made of the same flesh??? is this ethical??????
on the topic of visual foreshadowing!
#helluva boss#blitzø#blitzø buckzo#verosika#verosika mayday#stolas goetia#stolitz#loona hb#moxxie knolastname#hb full moon#hb apology tour#hb seeing stars#hb murder family#i might make more of these#depends on what i find#and how interesting the detail is to me
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who raised you, sir? why does MAWS slade insist on starting bitch fights with literally ever person he comes across at all times? why is he physically incapable of being polite or even just not being a dick? why is he beefing with someone who looks more like his comics version than he does? i love him.
#personal#my adventures with superman#maws comic#'peachy keen' this man was not raised right#someone was not responsible when it came to his upbringing because why are you behaving like this#is waller the ONLY person he hasn't been an ass to in canon so far???#god again: he needs to be married. someone with this characterization NEEDS to be married and a father.#like you know how it's great that bruce wayne is this big ball of issues and self hatred and fear and is The Night#but he's also a devoted father to like ten million children#you know how that's just really good because it feels like it shouldn't work but it does#this slade being married is like that#i know he has someone who matches his freak i wanna see addie be just as amoral and boss him around#i want their sicko for sicko gitmo marriage and they don't even have to be divorced cuz the eye is already gone#even without the attempted child murder
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Who are the ultimate ‘gaslight, gatekeep, girl boss’ power triad in media and why is it the Tribunal from Morrowind?
#morrowind#tribunal#the elder scrolls#if it’s not obvious: gaslight is Vivec Gatekeep is Sotha Sil and Girl Boss is Almalexia#Vivec: chronic liar. Tells you to your face that he didn’t kill Nerevar but admits to it twice in his sermons#And also oppresses the dissident priests who spread the truth about him to keep people believing in him#Sotha Sil: amazing city. Can only move to it if someone already living their invites you. If you haven’t got useful skills you’re#Rated as a third class citizen. He made black soul gems then refused to tell anyone how for thousands of years#Almalexia: killed her husband to become a God and ruled well for four thousand years before she killed one ex-lover and planned to kill#Another to maintain her divinity only to be killed by the reincarnation of her murdered husband. Seen as benevolent despite this
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the fact that my blog has as many followers as it does means there's a non-0% chance of McPig himself seeing my art and that thought terrifies me
#would he want to murder me. or shake my hand. i don't know. and that's what scares me.#hello there sir just making excessive quantities of art for a boss character with 2 minutes of ingame screentime. how's it going?#JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF MAKING A HEADCANON POST WITH OVER 7 PAGES OF DRAWINGS SO FAR DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT#us Fake Peppino fans have just taken this boy and run with him. he is our son now. we must protect him.
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The Boss after being betrayed by Julius, blown up on a boat, waking up from a coma to find their friends and city totally wrecked by other gangs and corporations, watching Lin and Carlos die, and having to kill their original mentor in an act of revenge:
#Tito is like I'M FINE BY THE WAY. I JUST GOT PEPPER SPRAYED.#We talk a lot about how the boss is haha funny murderous psychopath but bro they need a break.#saints row#sr1#saints row 2#sr2#the boss#the playa#julius little#lin saints row#carlos mendoza
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