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Mutual 1: (An extremely extensive post detailing their trauma on their secret blog)
Mutual 1: (A picture of the soup they finished making) Eeatting penis soup grab a bowl
Mutual 2: (Cropped batman yaoi) This scene was so compelling in the comics qnd established so much for Bruce Waynes character as a bottom
Mutual 3: Just updated my comic (it is one of the most compelling pieces of narrative youve ever read. Its based off of a bad game)
Mutual 4: Ngl this omegaverse gacha life youtube video is more compelling than most shows i watch
Mutual 5: Finally cocking out i swear if one more thing happens today i will snap
Mutual 6: PENIS TYPO
Mutual 7: PENIS TYPO
Mutual 8: PENIS TYPO
Mutual 9: This yak tranquilizer weak af
Mutual 10: Come make my sinister potion (posts how to make a pipebomb)
Mutual 11: Do i get plastic surgery and change my name and move to a different country y/n (poll is in favor of yes by a huge margin)
Mutual 12: Mutual 13 is a lying fucking piece of trash and i think they should drop dead. They live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104 and im going to record me beating the shit out of them
Mutual 13: Aww my bestie is coming to visit me soon :]
(Mutual 12 and 13 are dating)
Mutual 14: who tf does she think she is (posts a sc of mutual 8 from three url changes ago. It is mutual 8 saying theyre going to the park)
Mutual 15: So in my latest session in dnd we rolled 1d12 for dick size and i rolled a nat 20 and idk what to do with this reponsibility now
Mutual 16: he looks so good im going to scream (a screenshot where said character is so far in the background he doesnt even have a face)
Mutual 17: eho up thinking about the moral dillemma presented in pokemon go
Mutual 18: take a look at my ocs :D (mona lisa if dhe was gay)
Mutual 19: i hadba really good day today i got to spend some time bonding with my entire family and we got to celebrate something we havent had the time for in 37 years
Mutual 20: (reblogging mutual 19) L + Don't care + 632146K~P PRC, dl.2146K~P, 5K > 2146K~P, 5K > JF 2146K~P, 2H, WS ([4]6H->P), 623H
Mutual 21: (Blurry photo of them running from police) they're after me for my stash kf yaoi cocaine
Mutual 22: (Miles long RP chain they started 2 months ago. You have post notification on for them because its awesome)
Mutual 23: Discussing the morality of liking bananas over mangoes
Mutuals 24 ans 25: having a dramatic wedding where theyre acting as a crack ship. They're on the verge of divorce
Mutual 26: She winding onbmy waker (is in the middle of intense controversy)
Mutual 27: (Callout for mutual 26)
Mutual 28: If Mutual 17 asked i would give them a sloppy toppy
Mutual 29: Anon get out of my inbox before j block you his ass is NOT flat. (His ass is fucking concave)
Mutual 30: Shes just like me fr (a picture kf a shopping cart)
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Goddard was in his 70s at the beginning of Inquisition. Is he still around and if he is, do you think heâs involving himself with Solas and his world-ending shenanigans?
.Tf u mean IF?????? âčïž BioWare did me dirty making the game 10 years into the future.
.Iâm kidding ofc heâs around!! I literally made my HoF immortal because I cannot face any of my OCs dying đ tbh I donât actually know what year DAV is set in because Iâve seen people saying 9:51 and 9:53 so đ€·ââïž Goddard was born in 8:70 so heâs in his eighties at least.
.So initially I was like HELL YEAH Goddard Returns!!!!! And then itâs very clear that (as I SAID) the game was basically shoehorning you into being best buddies with Solas regardless of choice and I can tell you that a) Goddard doesnât have a clue who Solas is and b) he would absolutely kill him on sight if he was presented with a âthis guy is trying to end the worldâ scenario. Anyway, more below đ.
.Edit!!! Also!!!! Solas stole his fucking wedding ring!!! What the fuck!!!!! Heâd beat the shit outta him!!!!!.
.A bit on Goddardâs back story; since he was away so much with the Orlesian Army and then the Fereldan Army he missed out on a lot of his kidsâ childhoods, (thereâs also a disconnect between him and Fulton II re: Goddardâs own relationship with his father, and then the filicide of Wakefield, and the bastard Lei appearing), and whilst he has repaired the relationships with them he still very much regrets prioritising war over his family even though he was basically taught this from childhood. Goddard was raised to be a tyrant and warmonger, he was made for fighting in wars and winning them. However! He now has the chance to get to spend time with him family, since the Inquisition is over, he handed his army to the Divine, heâs made reparations to the Baroulx family, and heâs absolute besties with Emperor Gaspard.
.Since the end of Inquisition, heâs been retired, he has ten grandchildren and nine great grandchildren, he went back to ruling his bannorn for a few years, then passed it over to Twyla (his eldest child), and decided heâd rather just do whatever the hell he wants now. He still fights, sparring and what not to keep in shape, he might be old but heâs not going to just crumple into dust!! Also considering I have Goddard II (Twylaâs Grandson/Gyldaâs First Born) bethrothed to Gaspardâs daughter Lienne. (they are however children atm), heâs spending a lot of time in Orlais.
.I do think he gets roped back into things when heâs in Orlais. I think Hawke is the first one to realise shit is going down, and since heâs friendly with both Andrastopher (HoF) and Goddard, he kind of gathers them in preparation for something to happen (Varricâs letters grow increasingly worrying). Which means theyâre all in Orlais together when shit hits the fan. Also there, is Lei (Goddardâs bastard son and Andrastopherâs Warden Second), and he is tasked with seeing how things are going in the north after Morrigan turns up for aid; after all Lei is a Grey Warden, half-Dalish, and son of the Herald of Andraste. Heâs also a pretty good guy and overall trustworthy etc etc. a HUNK lbh.
.(On a side note, Iâm 90% sure the Crossroads are like really exhausting to traverse for anyone who isnât an elf so idk how anyone non-elven is chilling there??? But thatâs another factor in Lei going. Iâm not reading TME again just to check, but⊠I shouldâŠ. For Gaspard đ„Žđ«¶).
.So Goddard just liaises with his son throughout the whole thing, and trusts him entirely to do the right thing. Heâs busy fighting for Gaspard, corralling the old Inquisition back together to aid Orlais knowing that Andrastopher is pulling together Fereldenâs armies at the same time. Hawke on the other hand absolutely legs it to Starkhaven to be with Sebastian (oh HC that this is why Starkhaven has the best survival in the Free Marches; Hawke forewarned them) even though their relationship is hush hush đ€«.
.I think Goddard would desperately want to return to Ostwick to be with his family during Veilguard but Twyla has a hand on things and he trusts her implicitly. Also he would look like a mad coward if he left lmao, can you imagine?? Herald of Andraste fleeing home when things get bad????.
.I do like the idea of all four of them getting together post Veilguard, because a) Andrastopher has slept with both Farid (Rook) and Doherty Hawke, b) Doherty would absolutely be mad at Farid for that thing that happens, c) Farid would be mad at Goddard for working with Solas in the first place, d) Goddard and Andrastopher already have beef over their sons anyway, like?? Hello smth is gonna happen with these four guys lbh.
.I do want to say originally Farid was going to be Goddardâs son, as he did have a liaison with a woman at some point before having children with Yetta (his wife) but it would make Farid too old so đ€·ââïž then I thought woag what if he was Gaspardâs bastard, and then I couldnât because it would be borderline ??? Because Faridâs half brother Jean-Esmeral would be sleeping with Gaspard without knowing that their mother had also slept with him several times decades prior and had baby Farid together đŹđââïž no thanku.
.The main thing is theyâre all safe and sound đ and even if I do love the idea of a last stand in Amaranthine/Starkhaven/Orlais, broken the moment Farid does his thing with the Veilguard ykno ykno, theyâre still all safe đââïžđ«¶đ.
#dragon age#sketch#answer#anonymous#dragon age inquisiton#trevelyan#Goddard trevelyan#dai#.i love him sm hehehehhewhw.#.i need to make him either insanely tyrannical or super chill.#.but since Andrastopher is super tyrannical đ€·ââïž.#.me when I get an ask đ„°đ«¶đđ«¶đââïžđđ„°âšđđ«¶đ„°đđđđđ„°đ.#.i donât like solas btw if that wasnât already obvious lmao.#.like heâs not for me everyone else can enjoy him but nooo!! not for me đ.#.stole his left hand!!!!!!! stole his wedding ring!!!!!! evil man!!!!!!!!!.
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bts fic recommendations | 01.25.23
â hi friends! this is a little segment i do every tuesday (reviewsday get it, arenât i funny, pls tell me how funny i am) where i read and review two-three fics. as a content creator, i know how big of a role other creators play in your growth, therefore, i want to do my part in making sure everyone gets the recognition they deserve! so with that being said, please check out the amazing fics listed below. make sure to like, reblog, and leave feedback! âĄÂ #reviewsday #kikirecs
scent of eager suds - @rkivian (knj x reader | smut, angst, pwp, fluff)
summary: you missed each other, too fucking much. but your head had stayed down in futile hopes of remaining stubborn, forgetting that there is a wedding ring on that tricksy little finger of his for a reason.
so..... genuinely convinced you are the reincarnate of shakespeare babe bc like:
"He would spend a considerably scant amount of time on such a task, yet fulfil it so thoroughly that the constant aching between your legs seemed more equitable than you would like it to be."
LOOK WHAT YOU DO WITH WORDS!!! like everything is so precise. i can tell there's so much thought put into every single word of this piece and woah.. the writing is fucking stellar, seriously. like just the words you use throughout this displays how the reader feels about being vulnerable with joonie: cruel, vengeful, venomous. u put pwp but like you characterized the fuck out of this reader and it's so good...
also... this is thee kim namjoon. like as someone who is v much similar to the reader and self sabotages relationships, ppl who love you enough to recognize that trait and do their best to prove u wrong
AND YOU DID THAT ALL THROUGHOUT THE FLITHIEST NASTIEST SEXIEST SMUT EVER PLS HE'S SO HOT LIKE HE TRULY JUST WANTS TO MAKE HER FEEL GOOD INSIDE AND OUT AND IM GATEKEEPING HIM!!!! this was so so so beautiful and thank you for sharing with plebeians like me :') <3
the one where jin is drunk off his face and you get friend-zoned - @indgio (ksj x reader | fluff, crack)
saf everything you write just comforts my soul. it's missing jin hours around these parts and this is exactly want i needed. i don't know how to explain it but this gives me run episode vibes? like... this is legit kim seokjin. I COULD TOTALLY PICTURE HIM DOING SOME SHIT LIKE THIS LMAO WHAT A SWEET BABY!
also love this oc fr. like from the opening paragraph i could already tell she's the most adorable, most precious being, and you proved it throughout the rest :') <3 taking care of ur drunk partner trope will never not get me and you did it so splendidly ugh will definitely be coming back to this when im sad and 3am and missing my seokjin :'( thanks for this ily <3
"tell me more about this girlfriend of yours."
but jin looks at you with a frown, as he downs the water. "no. get your own."
^also for whatever reason this took me tf out lmao
the one where jungkook will always protect you, even from the fictional - @indgio (jjk x reader | fluff, humor)
bby istg your writing is so... refreshing? like i always think i need these super crazy, convoluted, heavy plots for my fics to be good, but your writing is proof that doesn't have to be the case. your writing is so effortless, yet so beautiful. like once again, genuine comfort content that i don't see too much of anymore. going through your masterlist has really inspired me to take a new avenue, because your fics are just so fucking addicting. i just love the slice of life vibes so much uGh okay enough nutting over u and onto the fic sehfbjsehbdhwb
pov ur saf in my brain BC THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE DAYDREAMED ABOUT THIS EXACT SCENARIO IS MENTAL ILLNESS (was just picturing binge watching AOT w him :'))
this jungkook is such a golden retriever ass boyfriend my heart can't take it. the banter ?? the protectiveness ?? THE BITING THE EAR ??? naur im in love it's settled. adding him to the list of fav jungkook portrayals on tumby. will be thinking about him when im bored in the back of my lecture tomorrow. thank you for daydream fuel <3
stfu yes it's wednesday get off my back >:'( i posted this early last week and was just trying to even the timing out that's all... im lying. anyways, love u lmao
#reviewsday#kikirecs#bts#jeon jungkook#kim namjoon#kim seokjin#bts smut#bts fanfic#bts fic#bts fic recs#jungkook fic#namjoon fic#seokjin fic#bts x reader#bts jungkook#bts namjoon#bts seokjin#jungkook x reader#namjoon x reader#seokjin x reader#namjoon smut
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Hi! So I haven't read acotar (well a little bit but it didn't hook me) but I've been reading your posts about the upcoming book and I'm so curious, I don't know these characters but the second hand gossip is fun and I'm rooting for them lol when does the book come out? when will it be announced who the protagonists are?
JSHDKAKJSD I had written so much on my phone but then I closed all the apps and I lost it so hopefully I can remember most of it still.
The thing is it's OBVIOUS it's going to be Elain. She has even said in this interview x at 25:00. I don't know why people genuinely think GWYN is going to be the next book đ« . Her purpose was to help Nesta. Outside of that, there is not much left to tell of her story. It's done. TBH, I completely forgot she even existed after I finished reading ACOSF. Like I kept seeing posts about her on my insta discover, and I was like who tf is Gwyn? đ
Also just... ELAIN IS THE THIRD ARCHERON SISTER. How can it NOT be about her when Feyre had the first three and then Nesta had the fourth? Like it's so painfully obvious. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just delusional.
Even if it's not Elain and it happens to be Mor, it's NOT going to be Gwyn before Elain LMFAO.
But this is why I think it's going to be Elriel and not Elucien.
Firstly, Koschei the Deathless. The story follows Ivan marries his THREE SISTERS to THREE WIZARDS.
Ivan saw his three sisters wed to the first suitors who came across themâwizards in the form of birds.
Hmmm THREE SISTERS. BIRDS >>>> BATS. đ
Eventually Ivan goes on to defeat Koschei with the help of his sisters and their husbands.
And then we have another Koschei retelling. The FOX and the FIREBIRD. Listen Sarah was not subtle with the names. Vasalisa >> Vassa. Lucien had a fox mask in ACOTAR, making him the obvious fox. You can read more on it here but I'm going to do a quick summary.
A king has a garden that produces one gold apple a day, but it was stolen every night. He promised half his kingdom to whichever son could catch the thief. He has three sons, and they all tried to catch it. The third son saw the firebird and shot at it, and hit the bird in the wing, but it escaped and left behind a golden feather. The king wants the fire bird and promises whoever brings the fire bird alive would get half the kingdom and be the heir. So they all go out to find the Fire Bird, and they all encounter a Red Fox.
The fox approaches each prince, and asks for something to eat, but the first two shoot at it. The third prince shares his food. So the Red Fox takes him to the palace where the fire bird is and tells him how to grab the fire bird by putting it in the wooden cage, not the golden. Well, the prince says how can a lovely bird be in a wooden cage and proceeds to put it back in the golden, but then basically sounds an alarm and he gets arrested. The King tells him to bring him back a golden man.
The fox says he'll help the prince, but of course the prince is a dumbass and goes I'm gonna choose the pretty one instead of the one the fox told me to choose and he gets arrested and this king says bring back Princess Goldilocks from the Golden Palace in the Black Sea.
Anyways it goes on and the third brother is betrayed by his other two, and the fox brings him back to life. In the end he gets the kingdom, the firebird, Goldilocks, etc. The fox is very instrumental in this story.
SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ALL OF ACOTAR
We have hints that Lucien and Vassa are very close. They talk to each other. Plus they live together along with Jurian.
Plus if it was going to be Elucien there would be hints that Elain even had romantic feelings for him. Even a little attraction. She doesn't. She literally stares at a boiling tea kettle until he leaves because she doesn't want to spend any time with him.
She wants nothing to do with him. And yes sure she says she doesn't want a male, but remember that she is still dealing with the traumatic events of being forced into the cauldron and being changed.
This though, happens a year later with Azriel...
Imagine seeing this in the most recent book, and thinking they're like siblings. Sounds like the antis have some sort of incesty weird freaky ass sibling relationships. đŹ
This also happens in the book, which I believe is during the same time? But Az's was a bonus chapter and this was available to everyone.
Elain is not herself around Lucien. I don't understand how anyone can see their relationship and think that's going to be endgame. This was the most recent book.
Even before ACOSF, Nesta and Cassian had this in the previous book that alluded to their romance.
But there is absolutely nothing to allude to any sort of Elucien romance. Elain wants NOTHING to do with Lucien. And honestly, I don't blame her. Who would? He was a part of the most traumatic thing that ever happened to her.
I'll never understand Elucien shippers. If you like Lucien, why would you ship him with someone who wants nothing to do with him? If you like Elain why would you ship her with someone she wants nothing to do with?
I'm 10000000% convinced the Elucien shippers are just Gwynriels who ship them so they can have their ship justified, but most of their evidence is just their headcanons, and them not being able to read between the lines and interpreting things very wrong.
#pro elriel#anti gwynriel#anti elucien#elriel#pro elain archeron#pro azriel#i tagged these as antis so if you come for me I'm going to ask why the fuck you're here?
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Hey! Wanted to send you another playlist ask prompt (if that's ok) ^^: Percy Weasley in his flat, trying not to think about his family. I'm genuinely wondering what he would listen to
send me playlist asks!
First off, you can basically always send playlist prompts, Iâm fine with it, I have a ton of fun with these. Itâs just a matter of whether I answer them in a few weeks, months, or years LOL
I confess, before receiving this ask, I had thought about Percy for maybe a grand total of 5 seconds, so suffice it to say that I had no idea what to do about this. However I recently (VERY recently) started rereading the series and Iâm slowly remembering who tf he is lol. My playlists for the other Weasley kids all have a huge Britpop influence, so I decided to continue that (along with some other alternative 80s and 90s stuff) on Percyâs. Hopefully it comes across that he is a huge stuck-up nerd, but he is also just a young guy trying to find his place in the world, going through the difficult process of realizing that he's made a mistake, and admitting to himself and the people he hurt that he was wrong... I imagine it was a very humbling experience. Also wow thereâs so many great songs about moving on and starting a new life and I donât think about you at all anymore so idk why youâre even sending me a sweater MOM. Basically I'm quite proud of the lyrics on this one (part of why it took me 10000 years to answer) â so let's get into it
Track list:
Blur - Thereâs No Other Way: starting off strong with some early Blur. Tbh I donât really know what this song is about but I enjoy that it starts out with âYouâre taking the fun out of everything.â Soooo true Percy you killjoy
The Wedding Present - Box Elder: Great song about leaving (specifically a relationship â unfortunately most great songs about moving on are about relationships, but whatever)! âIâve got a lot of things to do / A lot of places to go / Iâve got a lot of good things coming my way / And Iâm afraid to say that youâre not one of them.â Yeowch!
Lloyd Cole and the Commotions - Are You Ready To Be Heartbroken?: I adore this song in all its 80s glory! The meaning is a bit ambiguous but imo itâs about being an opinionated, idealistic, pretentious young person (âMaking your friends feel so guilty about their cynicismâ) who doesnât realize real life is going to â well â break their heart.
The Smiths - London: I just heard this song for the first time two days ago and omg it's perfect. Like itâs literally about leaving your friends and family behind to go move to London and work in the big city. Percy would 10000% listen to this (and uncritically agree that the only reason his family is mad at him is because theyâre jealous of his success and his big boy job at the Ministry)
Nedâs Atomic Dustbin - Selfish: from what I can tell, this song is about being an insecure loser so you get all stuck-up and mean about it. "If I don't know what's cool / Will you call me a loser?" ... âI hope your head's aching from having too much funâ ... âThe selfish gene in me / Has finally come into being / Heâs teaching me how to be mean / But thatâs a sorry sorry state to be inâ ..Rather fitting, isnât it?
The Wedding Present - Getting Nowhere Fast: read an article about this song (the original song, this is a cover) that described it as âthe feeling that your failing life isnât what you signed up forâ and honestly I canât describe it any better than that
Blur - Birthday: this song is about spending your birthday alone and feeling really weird and bad about it. Which is something I hadnât even considered could have happened to Percy but now I 1000% believe that it did
New Order - Weirdo: These lyrics man. âItâs a life thatâs made for me / Where I can be completely free / So long as I obey this sound / That echoes all aroundâ Lollll
Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms: This song is a little dated for Percyâs time, but I quite like putting 80s stuff on here because I think older music adds to Percy's supposed maturity as well as making him seem accurately uncool. And âWeâre fools to make war on our brothers in armsâ wow sooooo true
The Verve - Neon Wilderness: truly captures the vibes of being a lonely young person living on your own in the big city. I can vividly picture Percy listening to this alone in his flat and slowly realizing what a sad and solitary life he has created for himselfâŠ
Pavement - Stop Breathing: THE REALIZATION. This song is technically about a soldier dealing with the emotional toll of war but it works fantastically well for this playlist (the guilt of realizing you were wrong, that you truly hurt others, and that your whole belief system was massively flawed). âWrite it on a postcard / Dad they broke me / Dad they broke me.â Ummmmm screaming crying throwing up
The Rentals - Itâs Time to Come Home: It really is.
WOWWW this one was so fun! It was a challenge to create a playlist for a character Iâm not super familiar with, but honestly that was probably the most fun part about it! Itâs so rewarding when you spend some time thinking about a character you (initially) feel neutral towards and force yourself to really consider their motivations and relate to them â I like Percy a lot more now LOL. Thank you so much for the ask!
#tbh this is not the first time i've made a playlist for a character i didn't really care about and then realized hey wait a minute#this is a banger playlist and also i kind of love this character now. it also happened with draco and regulus lol#my playlists#asks#percy weasley#hp#hp playlist#the weasleys#hp fandom#harry potter fandom
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Smallville 4x22
Can't say I feel sorry for Genevieve bc that woman was nasty but Lana just got another thing added to the huge pile of trauma she already hadđŹ
oh hey Lex, so what happened here was-
bunnyyyyyđ
"I had this one last week, really scary. This... guy wearing a red cape." "Wow, that sounds horrible Lois."
I can't do this they're so?????
STOP HAVING EYE SEX IN FRONT OF THE PARENTS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I'mskSJkslKSL Jonathan's face kills me
Mr. and Mrs. Kent, I just wanted to say thanks for everything. You guys are like the Mom and Dad I've always wanted to have.
Lois bbyđ„șđđ
"Lois, we want you to know that you are welcome back here any time."
"Actually-" "We'll all miss you, Lois."
SHUSH Clark, we're having a moment heređ
blushing kicking my feet
"Oh, come on Clark, your future is laid out right in front of you. You're gonna go to community college, major in agriculture, probably minor in law enforcement. And then you and Lana are gonna have a nice little church wedding."
I can'tđ
He's such a menace around her it's EVERYTHING
"Even if I could spell, the last thing I'd wanna do is spend my time in a newsroom. With my luck, I'd probably end up across the desk from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead."
OMFGSAHSAJDKHA
so much eye contact I'm going insane
If you hear faint screaming in the distance, that's me I'm losing it
CLARK YOU CAN'T LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT AND EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE HERE
i already know I'm going to hit the media upload limit and have to delete stuff, ughđ
this episode is feeding me so well
my beautiful familyđđđ they raised me actually, true story
"Because you have a way of getting things in half the time a normal person gets things done." "And I'm not normal?"
Chloe really didn't do this one on purpose but OUCHđŹ
Lois with her "the general said/ taught me..."đ„č
now tell me why this interaction fills me with so much joyđ
I love them so much it makes me look stupid
CLARK WILL U STOP BLAMING YOURSELF JESUS STOOOOP
âšand then I paused the episode and didn't continue until over a month later, my brain is wired like that I fearâš
Jor El is so unserious I'm sorry, if he wasn't so vague and cryptic all the time a lot of messes could've been avoidedïżœïżœïżœïżœ
I just imagine the actual Jor El watching this go down in the afterlife and facepalming so hard
Clark is sad = I'm sad, it's the law
Lana giving Clark the stone without even removing the blood first lol
I feel so bad for herđ I swear whoever made the plot decisions on this show got off on Lana being in pain and I'm getting more and more angry on her behalf.
and that's on good instincts
(I've seen people say that Lana going to Lex instead of Clark after killing Genevieve is further proof that she doesn't trust Clark at all and it's like... how tf was Clark going to help her in this situation???đ I agree that Lana and Clark have trust issues ad infinitum but in this case she just did the logical thing, come on now)
I have to respect this man for the level of unhinged he's reached, truly
Lois is so coolđ© Once again I am free on Saturday-
"Before you leave this earth I want you to know... you did create the son you always wanted."
Lionel when I get my hands on you
NUH UH JASON YOU TOUCH MARTHA ALL BETS ARE OFF
I need Lex to chill and stop manhandling Lana & Chloe please and thank youđ He's joining the unhinged club
Martha & Jonathan against Jason?? Yes please I love fights between people without powers or martial arts training
đ¶somebody save meeeeeeeđ¶
the way Chloe pushed Lex against the cave wall was hilarious I'm sorry
Fortress bestie we're almost hereeeđ„ł
:(((((
Lois is sad = I'm sad, again, those are the rules
seeing the only place she ever considered a permanent home getting completely destroyed, IT'S A LOT. This whole episode was a lot.
And let's not even get started on Lana JESUS CHRIST. Smallville writers I think we need to sit down and have a conversation about her because WTF?
I don't even care that the witch plot was wacky and Jason's character arc was really badly executed, this season was so much fun.
#ellie's smallville thoughts#smallville#4x22#clark kent#lois lane#jonathan kent#martha kent#clois#lex luthor#lana lang#chloe sullivan#jason teague
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Till Death Do Us Part
Pairing: Will 'Ironhead' Miller x f!Mexican!Reader
Rated: E (everyone)
Words: 2.8k
Summary: A June wedding is all sheâs ever wanted. So why not do it with her favorite boys, who are the biggest cheerleaders in Willâs and Cassieâs corner. So, the boys get the first look before witnessing the best moment in their bestfriends and brothers lives.
Warnings: extreme fluff!!! slight angst, implications of death (takes place after Brazil and Redflys death which correlates to Wills lowest), Benny being the sappiest teddy bear bestfriend (to reader), VERY self indulgent (so read if you want), use of the names Cassie Reyes instead of Y/N L/N, and finally happiness. NOT PROOF READ!!
Note: I have been insanely obsessed with the TF men recently (mainly Garret [Benny], Charlie [Will], and Pedro [Frankie]) and im also very lonely and i watched Top Gun and i got carried away with Iceman/Tom Kazansky blurbs and ficlets until i stumbled upon a wedding blurb. It was mainly Iceman being a hardass with everyone except his girl and i feel like that thatâs definitely something Will, Frankie and Tom would do (except i absolutely hate Tom), but since iâm more on my sons of anarchy deep dive also, i decided on writing this for my baby Will. Enjoy!!
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Weddings were fun. For the most part. Theyâre only ever enjoyable when itâs close friends and family, but even then theyâve always been hard to watch. All the happiness and love was always a hard reminder on you about how you wouldnât find anyone who would actually treat and see you as an equal and not a toy they can entertain themselves with for a week and drop for the latest and prettiest hot wheels.
You were never the biggest fan. Like you always said, they are fun but hard to watch. But you felt differently the minute you saw your soon to be husband, William Miller on his knee, asking you to be his wife. Not some dickless moron who couldnât get his head far enough out of his ass to see that he was barely doing the bare minimum when it came to treating you like a partner; an equal lover. But with Will it was different.
He would go above and beyond to make you smile. He would so much as trade shoes with you when your feet hurt from being in heels on date nights. Flip pennies that were tails up on the ground for the next person to find because that was a thing that kept you close to your mom ever since she passed when you were just a teenager. He knew every part of you and cherished every waking moment when he was with you, and even more when you were apart.
This man was the man you would be marrying in just a couple hours. The man you will get to spend the rest of your life with. You couldnt be happier.
You looked yourself over in the mirror as your cousin finished your makeup. You didnât have sisters only an older brother who had passed. He was supposed to walk you down the isle but he got held in deployment for an extra week, but that week passed and he just never came home. Just a folded flag on your mantle. So, Jazlyn was the closest person to a sibling you had left.
âAye prima, te ves tan hermosa! Youâre breathtaking.â Jazlyn said, level with your ear, looking at you through the reflection in the vanity you two were sitting infront of. âYour mom would have loved seeing you now. She would be absolutely proud of the beautiful woman you have become, hermana. Never forget that.â She kissed your cheek, blowing a kiss through the mirror before she packed the last of her makeup away.
âStop it, Jazz. Me va a llorar!â You bounced in your seat, shouting playfully to Jazz as you fanned your watering eyes. âI love you, and thank you for doing this. Being here with me since my mom canât.â
Jazz looked at you as if you just insulted her with the most outrageous insult in the book. âI love you, and you know I wouldnât miss this for the world babe! You are my little sister and I would do everything in my power tenfold just to see you happy like you deserve. You earned it prima! Now I gotta check on the bridesmaids and setup to make sure itâs perfect.â With one last kiss to your cheek, you smiled and sighed.
âOkay I have my first look with the boys right now. See you in an hour for the wedding.â As she exited the room, you walked over to the full length mirror as you flattened out the white lace fabric of your dress, doing a once over on your whole body to make you looked perfect.
Exiting through the main door, you followed the rather empty hallway to two big glass doors leading to a small well, surrounded by beautiful summer flowers. A June wedding always being your ideal and dream timeframe of a wedding, and of course William Miller would do anything for his girl. You could already see the boys facing the well, their backs to you as you followed the small pebbled path to them as your best friend, Camila, kept them in line and facing the right way as she saw you approaching.
âOkay, are you guys ready?â You spoke softly as you fixed the tail of your dress and the two front strands hanging out from your tightly yet neatly put together braided bun.
A stream of âhell yeaâsâ and whooping came from the men as you took a deep breath and giving them the okay to turn around. Immediately you wanted to cry. The looks on their faces were enough to bring another grown man to tears. Adoration, joy, and shock took on ever inch their faces fairly well.
Immediately after wiping away a tear, cautious enough to not smear mascara or wipe away foundation, you turn to Benny to see him crying and sighing loudly as he wiped away his tears. âAw, Benny! Stop it! Your gonna make me cry.â You giggled wiping away another tear before being enveloped in a bear hug by your future brother in law.
âI canât help it, you look absolutely beautiful Cass. God, my brother is one lucky man and you are one beautiful bride.â He pulled away, flattening out your dress once more, scared of wrinkling it do to his hug along with your hair as he brushed back some flyaways before resting his palms against his eyes, ceasing any more stray tears.
âThank you, Ben. I love you.â Your eyes were watery but not enough to draw anymore tears thank god. As your eyes fell on the other two men, you couldnât help but notice their bloodshot eyes as the admired you in your dress. In all your deservingly happy-bride glory.
âYou look stunning, cariño. Wills gonna fight like hell to not cry over you.â
âThank you, Frankie. You donât look too shabby yourself. You clean up very well, brother. I almost donât recognize you without your oiler hat.â You admired Frankie and his confidence for geling his hair back with the guest appearence of his grays. Salt and pepper looked good on him.
âYeah right. Will wonât fight it. Heâs gonna cry more than we did, plus you combined when he sees you walking down the isle.â Benny added, emphasizing the âyouâ with a pointed finger in your direction.
âEstĂĄs preciosa. Haces una hermosa novia, princesa. I canât believe this is the same woman I met 6 years ago.â Santiago placed both of his hands on your cheeks, cautious enough to not mess up your makeup, and he kissed your forehead.
âGracias, mano. I canât believe that 6 years ago I met the love of my life and lifelong bestfriend-brothers.â Santi wiped a fallen tear before he placed another kiss ok your forehead, Frankie and Benny doing the same.
Benny held out his arm on your right, and Santi on your left. Accepting their embrace, you laced your arms through before smiling at the both of them and then to your bestfriend.
âOkay, I guess iâll get the back of her dress.â Frankie sighed as he picked up the tail of your dress.
âLetâs go get you married.â Camila said after taking a pictures of the whole reveal affair.
âLetâs go get me married.â
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âPlease stand for the bride.â The priest said, slowly lifting his hand signaling everyone.
Will adjusted his tie, eyes already stained with tears as Benny was in the same shape, placing his hand on his brothers shoulders briefly.
Everyone stood, and that was your cue to start the walk as heartfelt acoustic started to play. Walking down the isle, your arm locked with your father who couldnât contain his tears as he was about to give his daughter away to the most and only worthy man on this earth, to love his only daughter.
As you were nearing the end of the isle, you watched Will, Benny, Frankie, and Pope wipe away tears as they watched you walk down the isle. Giggling softly at the greatest, most caring, loving men you have been blessed with all those years ago in that rickety bar, you let your dads arm go as you connected your hand with Wills.
âYou may be seated.â The priest said to the guests as you found your spot next to your man on the small platform you and the wedding group stood upon. âI take this moment to wish you both immense happiness in your future lives together. We are gathered here today, family and friends, to witness the sacred union of William Miller and Cassie Reyes. We stand here to honor and celebrate the love shared between these two people, as they come together to start their new life together with a solemn vow, surrounded by their closest family and friends.â
You couldnât fight the urge to not look at the handsome man next to you as the priest spoke. You looked at Will, the thought of spending the spending the rest of your lives together sending a swarm of butterflies through your stomach, and a wide smile to your face. He mustâve felt you staring as he looked down to you and reciprocated the same shining smile.
Tears evident in both your eyes, you continued to smile and turn your gaze back to the priest.
Both of you excited to start the rest of your lives together as husband and wife.
âYou both may share the vows you have prepared. William, you may start.â The officiate gestures to Will as you both faced one another. Will reached into the inside pocket of his blazer, grabbing the small vow book, courtesy to the lovely couple, Camila and Benny.
âMy sunshine, Cass. You are the most kind-hearted woman I have had the pleasure of meeting. Your strong and your the most beautiful girl I have ever laid my eyes on. I met you at one of the lowest points in my life, youâve seen the sleepless nights, the scars, the darkest parts of me. Everything.â You squeezed the hand of his you were holding, forgetting about your makeup as you cried looking at the man before you. His eyes met yours and they had the same look in them as they did all those years ago. Awe, love, adoration, and happiness. âYouâve seen all the ugly parts of me and you still choose me. You chose me when you had every reason to leave. The love and care you have given me all these years is more than what i couldâve asked for. The sleepless, ruthless nights wonât even exist because I could sleep forever next to you. I canât wait for our movie nights, watching movies weâve both already seen. While your watching the screen, iâll only be looking at you. While your looking and pointing out all of your flaws iâll be there to tell you your most sexiest woman in the world,â
Will drew a laugh from everyone, including you. You laughed, hiding the blush rising in your cheeks. âIâll be there to tell you that in my eyes you are perfect, as you are. When thereâs things i have to do, iâll blow off all those plans for you because you, Cass, are the most important thing to me and everyone can wait in line. I love you Cass, in sickness and in health, for the rest of my life baby, til death do us part.â As Will finished his vows, he wiped tears away from his eyes, the crowd âouâing and âaweâing. You mouthed an âI love youâ as Jazz, your maid of honor, handed you your vow book.
âAwe man! How am I supposed to compete with that?â You sniffled, earning a couple of laughs, as you cleared your throat to start your vows. Opening your mouth, you already started to get choked up, barely getting the word âmyâ out before a small sob escaped your mouth. Jazz and Camila patted your back, and Will squeezed your hand.
Will have you a small wink, and mouthed âYou got this, babyâ before smiling at you.
âMy dearest Will,â Again your voice cracked, the tears and chokedness evident in your voice, but you continued. âI donât know where to begin to express the love and gratitude I have for you. You are the first man to ever love me like how a woman is supposed to be loved. You showed me what itâs like to be someoneâs first choice, all the time, and no matter the place. Your kind, caring, compassionate, and although you would never admit this to your friends, you are gentle. Iâve always loved that about you. I knew you were the one for me when you were walking me home from the coffee shop around the corner from my house, when you noticed a penny on the sidewalk infront us. It was heads down, and you flipped it over and kept walking. When i asked you why you had done it, you said âSo the next person to find it has good luck.â Thatâs when I knew iâd love you forever. Your selfless, and you always remember the little things, like when I told you me and my mom loved flipping heads down pennieâs for other people when I was a kid.â You wiped tears that were rapidly falling, Will doing the same across from you.
âI will never try to change you. I will always want the same you. Scars, sleepless nights and all. I want that because I want you, forever. All of you. I swear on everything I pray to, that I wonât break your heart. When you canât fight, iâll fight. When you get lonely, iâll be there to hold you. Iâll keep all the secrets that youâve told me. Your love is all you owe me. I promise to love you til my lungs give out, for sickness and in health. Forever and always, my love. Til death do us part.â You and Will shared a big smile and the same look. Love. You couldnât be happier and neither could he. You two were about to be officially married and all you could think about was how happy you both were.
âDo you William Miller, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to live together in matrimony, to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, in sickness and in health, in sorrow and in joy, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for as long as you both shall live?â The priest watched will waiting for his answer. All he saw was the way Will was looking at you, a smile on his face. The priest had already knew the answer.
âHell yes, I do.â
âDo you Cassie Reyes, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to live together in matrimony, to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, in sickness and in health, in sorrow and in joy, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for as long as you both shall live?â
âFuck yea, I do.â At this point you didnât even care about the language you had both been using. All you could care about at the moment was marrying the man you loved and wanting to kiss him for the first time as his wife.
The priest laughed, along with most of the venue as he continued his speech. âBy the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride.â He couldnt for finish his sentence before Will grabbed your cheeks and kiss you passionately. Cheers and hollers were heard among the venues courtyard as you and Will shared your first kiss as husband and wife.
Will pulled away, and smiled. âHey.â He whispered against your lips.
âHey, Mr. Miller.â You whispered back.
âIm gonna kiss you again. You okay with that, Mrs. Miller?â Will smiled at the sound of his last name used in reference to you. He could definitely get used to that.
âAbsolutely.â
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AAAAHH!! that was my very first TF blurb! i really hope you enjoyed it, and if you have some requests for any more triple frontier and the walking dead characters LMK!!!
#triple#triple frontier#benny miller#sunshine#william miller#frankie morales#santiago#army#navy#wedding#just married#blurb#wedding imagine#TF imagine#lgbtqiia+#be who you are#hell yeaaaah#white dress#say yes to the dress#june wedding#ironhead#will miller#will miller x reader#will miller x you#triple frontier imagine#first draft#tfdraft#tumblog#sunshine x grumpy#sunshine x sunshine protector
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Ramblings on đȘČ đ§ sequel below (untagged bc I donât really want discourse)
Apparently some people genuinely think BJ having Lydâs picture on his desk in the second movie is proof that heâs madly in love with her and like
âŠyâall can have your takes but keep them over there
Do I believe he may have become fixated on her the past 36 years bc she epitomizes a failure and heâs a messy bitch who loves revenge and the last word? Totally
But like dude. Did we watch the same two movies????? What do you MEAN heâs IN LOVE with the FOURTEEN YEAR OLD he was clearly just trying to marry for the sake of his larger goal of getting tf out of the afterlife, who he hasnât seen or spoken to in over three decades???
And I say this AS A SHIPPER, Iâve always shipped them (not with her as a kid but I loved the cartoon growing up and you donât think too much about the age gap when you yourself are a kid), and like.
Do I think the sequel should have ended with them getting hitched and trying to figure out this new weird dynamic? Yeah absolutely Iâm writing fic about it as we speak, I think it was a cop out and a cowardâs move that they didnât
(Also the editing was SO BAD, the whole fucking wedding song is like 7+ minutes and the editing is telling you theyâre going to get married, itâs BUILDING towards them getting married, so when they donât then itâs just a let down. The original movie wedding scene was edited with the goal being STOP THE WEDDING therefore when he gets sandwormed, the scene has fulfilled its goal!!! Huge difference! You canât be like âoh THIS time theyâre totes gonna do it WHOOPS nah nvmâ YOU COWARDS
It has the same vibes as the GOT finale being shit bc the writers were salty about people guessing the twists and changing it out of spite
God the editing was bad throughout especially with the pacing but whatever)
But I do NOT think heâs madly in love with her or anything, not at that point. He might be obsessed with her but thatâs not love, he just wants to finish what he started and he loves making people uncomfortable.
Heâs a grifter and he keeps people off balance by being random and crass and disgusting so you keep going âwait what? Ew!â instead of getting room to think critically or formulate strategy to oppose him
And all the overtly romantic gestures he makes towards Lyds are just that???? He wants to get married for the âgetting outâ part and he acts like heâs in love with her and âsincereâ about it bc thatâs what he thinks itâll take to get her to agree+grossing her out+wearing her down
IF they were forced to spend time together and he wasnât allowed to hurt her or people she cares about, MAYBE they could grow a very weird and dysfunctional kind of love. Itâd be fucked up but itâd be interesting and entertaining hence the fic
But like?? Just in the text??? There is definitely no actual love there and if you think soâŠwe clearly have very different definitions of love like yeesh
The most generous I would be is he might have a soft spot for her. I mean, if you spend long enough thinking about someone, even if you hate them, it means you care. I do think he cares about her, but not in a romantic way.
More like youâd care about a spot you missed while painting and you keep staring at the little gap which is tiny and barely noticeable really but it BOTHERS you bc fuck that shouldâve been a gimme, you were in the zone you had all your paints and brushes and you were cooking, how the fuck did you miss that one little spot???
And having that unresolved feeling grow over the years until heâs not able to think about other methods or alternatives to achieve his goal, so it shifts from âescape the afterlifeâ to âfuck with Lyds to make up for that one time,â explain it as being in love to other people bc frankly thatâs less weird than what is actually happening and bc he has a reputation for being gross to maintain
Thatâs my interpretation anyway and I just. Am utterly baffled by how anyone can look at what is presented on screen and go âoh he totally loves her.â No, I think he wants to have power over her bc she fucked him over once, and itâs especially humiliating that she was a kid at the time. THATâS what all the flirting and fuckery is about, itâs about power and control.
He acts random and out of control but thatâs how he controls the pace of the interaction! Thatâs him exerting power over people and situations! In my personal definition of love he would actually do that LESS bc for real love to exist there needs to be respect, and he has NONE in the movies
Which is why an in-character fic would need to be a serious slow burn to get him to even BEGIN to ENTERTAIN the notion of MAYBE having a TINY bit of respect for anybody or anything
And thatâs interesting!!! Thatâs so interesting and possible if difficult! He DOES actually help her both in the original movie and this one, and thatâs the tiny little chink in the armor that makes the fic writer in me go there, thatâs our way in.
He has SOME lines he wonât crossâif he makes a deal he sticks to his end of the bargain. After that youâre just haggling over price, and thatâs where the fic comes in, but if you expect me to go right from the start with him being in love with herâŠyeah no absolutely not, youâve just skipped over all the juicy bits
Also even if/when he does catch feelings, heâd take forever to realize it and when he did heâd be PISSED. Youâd have to drag him kicking and screaming into being even slightly nicer, heâd HATE being truly emotionally attached to someone, I think heâd find it utterly appalling and unacceptable bc to him thatâs giving power over him to someone else
Which ultimately is what I think he hates about being dead and being summoned with his name, those are rules that have power over him and THATâS why he wants out. He wants freedom most of all and I think it would take a very specific situation and a LONG time to maneuver him into a relationship that he wouldnât find confining, or at least find acceptably confining
Anyway I gotta get back to writing
#anyway Iâm right donât @ me lol#heâs fundamentally a POS and thatâs why heâs fun as a character#ramblings
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Questions and answers below the cut. Manga spoilers ahead.
1: For the Kochou sisters in Moonlit Butterfly, How was the Butterfly Estate, and how did you get along with the triplets?
Kanae: Do you mean the Sunrise Estate? If so, it was lovely. Miss Nezuko has a lovely place to live, and it doubles as a hospital! Shinobu and I get along swimmingly with the other girls, and we've occasionally helped around the mansion with our pharmaceutical expertise from our parents.
Shinobu: Yes!
2: To the Shabana siblings in Burning Ribbons, How do you feel about the Kamado siblings, and how did you meet them?
Ume: Well, one tried to burn me from the inside, and the other tried to skewer me at least eighty times. So... not particularly high opinions of them.
Gyutaro: *growling*
Ume: But... I guess I also can't deny we have our similarities. I hate admitting it, but Gyutaro and I would do the same as them if we were in their shoes. I... I hope they can find peace in their next lives. That wouldn't be the worst thing.
Gyutaro: Hm. *Pat's Ume's head*
Ume: As for how we met them? We actually met them before I was even a Demon Slayer. They were masquerading as an Oiran... Well, at least one of them was. I don't know what the situation was, whether it was cross dressing or shapeshifting or some freaky combination. And frankly, I didn't care to ask. I'm just surprised we never got turned into demon food at any point I lived with them.
Gyutaro: *sigh of relief and agreeing nod*
3: For the Twelve Kizuki and Muzan in S&TF, How do you feel about Upper Three?
Muzan: She was weak when I found here, clearly inches from death. Her growth since then has certainly been impressive. I can't deny I'm curious what led such a weakling to cause such a massacre to be mistaken for a demon.
Kokushibo: Her strength is certainly to be admired, even if she has the occasional lack of respect for our rules and hierarchy. Undoubtedly, an impressive member of our ranks.
Douma: Oh, she's just adorable! I don't get why she always gets so violent with me, though. I just want to be friends!
Hantengu: Terrifying!
Gyokko: Most impeccable! She has her Blood Demon Art down to a most destructive art form, and the beauty of it is to be admired!
Gyutaro: She's okay. Strong. Not much else to say.
Daki: She's so amazing! Not as beautiful as me, of course, but she certainly isn't difficult on the eyes. I intend to reach her level someday.
4: Yoriichi and Uta in S&TF, How did you two meet, and how was your wedding?
Yoriichi: I had run away from home after my mother's passing.
Uta: We met in a rice paddy. I was collecting tadpoles after losing my family to plague, but let them go so they wouldn't be apart from their family. But Yoriichi stayed with me, and we've been inseparable ever since. And our wedding was beautiful! It was quiet, since we only really had each other, but I loved every second of it! All that mattered was I was marrying my best friend!
Yoriichi: I agree. I wouldn't have had our wedding any other way.
5: MPCS Nezuko and Daki, How does it feel being the only female Upper Moons? Do the two of you ever do "Girls' Nights"?
Daki: I like to think it speaks of our strength. We're simply better than most, that we can compete with the other Upper Moons. Especially considering Lady Tsukihime is at the top.of the hierarchy.
Nezuko: I certainly don't mind having another girl in the Upper Moons. The company and amiability is certainly not garnering complaints from me. I occasionally visit the Entertainment District to check on Daki and Gyutaro, and we spend our time together there. Usually Daki and I will do each other's hair.
Daki: Just because we're killing those vile Slayers, doesn't mean we need to look disgusting while doing it. And you look gorgeous with your hair done up in more elaborate styles, I don't know why you don't do it more often.
Nezuko: Mostly for practicality's sake. My usual style is easier than what updos you give me, though I have kept most of the accessories you've gifted me.
6: Miyuri, What's your favourite seasons and weather?
Summer, and sunny days. I run cold, so warmer weather makes it easier for me to regulate my internal body temperature. Especially when using Snow Breathing.
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could you please write a headcanon for kiri, bakugou & hawks (or anyone you like) where y/n's older brother visits them & he has like a mickey milkovich personality from shameless & just straight roasts everyone, espacially his siblings boyfriend, which makes them think he hates them but then they got to spend some alone time and he tells them why he acts like that and that he doesn't hate them & they end up being good friends? đ
(đ·ïž) paring(s): kirishima x reader, bakugo x reader, hawks x reader (â ïž) warning(s): swearing, and crimes being committed (đ) note from Yami: ngl i had to search for what his personality was like so this might not be very accurate but i tried, tysm for the request! i enjoyed writing this alot :) (đĄ) rules/guide
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Kirishima
the two of you were chilling in your dorm roomÂ
when you get a text from your brother saying he needs something from you
kirishima had never met your brother up until that point but your excitement hyped him up
about 10 minutes later aizawa called you down
and there he was
the look on kirishimaâs face omgg
hes been wanting to your family for a while
but this is not what he expected...
âis this spiky-haired guy really your boyfriend?â
kirishima didnt like the way he emphasized âreallyâ
âmy name is Kirishima!â
your brother just waved him off and started talking to you
and eijirouâs just standing there like
đïžđđïž
he tries to just ignore it but it definitely put him off
you ended up needing to back to your dorm to get your brotherâs charger you had borrowed
which left Kirishima and your brother alone...
âOI, spiky hair. are you really the guy y/nâs be fawning over for so long?â
poor bby kirishima kinda jus, nods
like- heâs legitimately scared hes abt to get beat tf up đđ
âtch. lame.â
hes starting to question if your actually related to him
how could the kind, loving, y/n he know be related to-- him
he was starting to think your brother hated him~
âoi, spiky hair. is that a Crimson Riot shirt?â
it was, in fact a Crimson Riot shirt kirishima was wearing
ây-yea. heâs my favorite hero!â
âhm... then i think you might like this. catch.â
he threw kirishima a Crimson Riot keychain, something you wanted to get him for his birthday
bbyâs eyes widen at the surprise gift
âh-huh?â
âi already have my own, thatâs an extra one i had.â
âoh... do you like Crimson Riot too?â
long story short, when you came back the two of them were fangirling over Crimson Riot
Bakugo
it was winter break
and yall were chilling in your room
your brother had presumably just come home and was now leaning on your doorframe
âoi, y/n. have you seen my portable charger?â
im aware i used charger for kirishimaâs leave my alone im not creative-
âoh, i forgot where i left it, lemme go look for itâ
which then left bakugo and your brother alone
they both stayed silentÂ
but the more time that went by, the more annoyed Pomeranian boi became
âOI! are you not gonna say anything to me!? y/n was so excited for me to meet you yet you cant even be bothered to talk!?â
âits not like your talking either.â
âHAH??â
âyou heard me.â
katsuki had to stop himself from blowing anything up
ây/nâs been waiting for you to meet me, huh? better not disappointâ
he starts waling over to katsuki and heâs ready to throw hands
âb/l/n. your bakugo katsuki, right?â
âyea. and what do you want?â
âwe could.. be friends,, or whatever.â
bakugoâs just sitting there not wanting to interact with him anymore
but the thought of you being happy stopped him from doing anything he might regret.
â...fine. we can,,, be.. friends.â
âcool. by the way, i like your shirt. y/n has one like it.â
âno they dont, they just always steal mineâ
when you came back katsuki was ranting about you always stealing his clothes
Hawks
the two of you were on patrol
when you saw your brother on the other side of the road
âoh, keigo! come look! my brotherâs over there!â
your tugging on his hand gesturing over at him
and, you know hawks. he cant say no to you
plus heâs been wanting to meet your family for a while
he flies you to the other side of the road and your already waving at him
hawksâ automatically got bad vibes from your brother
he just didnt like him as soon as he came in proximity of him
which isent fair but okay maâam...
anyways you and him talk while hawks just kinda.. listens
he dosent seem to be doing anything wrong so he lets his guard down
*ring ring*
âoh, thats my phone. your guys talk for a bit i need to take this.â
you turned a corner, leaving keigo and your brother alone
âHawks, the number 2 hero, correct?â
âyup! thats me...â
theyâre both staying silent and it gets awkward real fast-
hawks it just kinda wondering if he should just leave because your brother seems to not like em very much
ây/n loves you a lot, you know. hell- they wanna marry you.â
âhuh?â
âyou heard me. and since y/n likes you,,, i guess i do too~ or whatever.â
any bad vibes hawks got before are out the windowÂ
âwait,, marry???â
when you came back they were talking about the type of wedding you wanted to have with hawks
along with how cute your children would be
that night was quite the interesting one
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Dating Headcanons: Buzen Gou, Matsui Gou, Samidare Gou
There isnât enough fanart of Samidare, this is a crime. How dare.
Anyway itâs about time I finally got to this! Iâm really nervous about writing for the Gou boys and I wonât lie that I looked to @sword-brainrotââs headcanons for Buzen and Matsui for help and I do hope that Iâm not like...ripping anything off. Iâm sorry if I am! Iâll do my best though!
Warnings: Blood since ya know...Matsui is Matsui.
Buzen Gou
Bu-chan no doubt is a man who is very ticklish. Heâs already pretty physically affectionate with you before the relationship, giving you sideways hugs when asked and as you two grow to be more comfy with each other, it leads to lil tickle fights. No im not say that you two during confessed during the tickle fight tf
But if you are also a morning person and often see Buzen running, he will happily ask of you to join him! You two will do all kinds of exercise routines together and sure heâll slow down to accommodate your pace until itâs him at a brisk jog and you are at a full run because hOLY HELL ARE HIS LEGS GOOD. Â
Buzen wonât notice his feelings for you for a while, not until someone comments on it. Most likely will be his brothers though, who will notice that he will often slows down to a grinding halt when around you during his runs, sometimes just walking by your side in a comfortable silence instead of dashing on ahead.
Buzen will hesitate to confess, but if he did, it will be something along the lines of: âSlowing down is rather difficult for me. But itâs wonderful to do so. Just being by your side, existing in the same space, taking in the sights around us. Itâs beautiful. But my heart...â he would place a hand on his chest, right over that organ, âIs always running faster than I could ever catch up with whenever Iâm with you. I think...I think Iâm in love with you.â
The minute you return his affections, this man is over the moon! He is ecstatic! He wraps you in his arms, presses kisses to your face, all of the love he had been storing away finally coming to surface. All of the kisses, all of the hugs, all of the hand holding!
Daily runs with you are still going to be a thing. Now though they turn into morning and evening rituals. In the morning you two go on a brisk jog to start the day and in the evening you two will go on a small walk in the forest, holding hands and talking about your day before stopping back at your rooms and giving each other a lil peck of a kiss before you two go to bed.
There is no doubt that Buzen is an early riser and he can cookâŠkind of. Itâs probably simple things like toast and butter for the carbs and nothing too complicated. Itâs decent and itâs obvious that he cares. But Buzen does begin packing snacks for his runs, a lil energy bar for him and you!
There are times when Buzen wants to slow down, thatâs when heâll seek you out. Wherever you are, he will find you with a gentle smile pressed upon his lips, wrapping his arms around you and inhaling your scent. Will put his head in your lap or make you put your head in his lap. Whatever works! Lap pillows all around. Buzen will want you to slow down as well, take in the time you two share. Who knows when it will end, huh? Donât be surprised for Buzen to whisk you away when youâre stressed and have too much to do. Heâll take you out for a lil walk to clear your head, holding hands all the time.
The rest of his siblings are not so subtly screaming about wedding bells behind both of your backs.
 Cuddle bear? Cuddle bear.  In public his PDA is rather sporadic, depending on how he feels. Donât think that he doesnât love you or anything, but it ebbs and flows with how he feels at the time. Sometimes heâll wrap an arm around you, a cheek kiss, holding hands, and sometimes itâll be silence and then all of a sudden a random kiss outta nowhere in front of his brothers. Of course he is very respectful of your space too, and most of the time itâs just hand holding and hand kisses.
Back to the ticklish Buzen, Buzen is rather ticklish so he will almost scream if you have cold hands against his warmer skin. It will turn into a tickling match if you try to tickle him though. So tickle him at your own will.
Oh dude he loves picking you up randomly, princess carries are his specialty. Piggy back rides, whatever! He just wants an excuse you carry you!!!! Just to be close to you!!
Buzen adores homemade things, and will most likely have something of yours to hold on to during missions. It gives him a bit of a sense of home, because itâs not a physical place, you are his home. If you made him something to take on to missions heâll cherish it with all of his heart. In turn, this extends to you as well. He is pretty good with his hands, can sew and knit a little bit as he picked it up probably from the other swords around the citadel. Will make small little trinkets for you and the best thing he can do is a scarf. A ratherâŠmessy scarf but warm none the less.
Yeah Buzen will sometimes take off his shirt during his runs just to tease you, winking his eye as you flush.
Will also adore horseback riding with you!!! Horses are fast after all and he probs raced against one but like, just hanging on to him intimately as you two have a day to yourselves?? Best.
Matsui Gou
ItâŠtakes a long time to get a relationship with Matsui. Itâs slow, full of ups and downs, pains and sorrows yet happiness. Matsui doesnât speak of his feelings often and doesnât show them. On the outside it is a calm sort of façade, keeping you at an armâs length. He does not dare to let you into his mind, oh so full of blood and sin. Even the idea of being near you scares him.
One day you had wiped his nose clean from the crimson that dripped from it, and Matsui was almost ready to faint at the close proximity. Heart hammering in his chest. A part of him wants to run, and he almost does. At the edge of his chair, muscles screaming at him to flee. But there is another part of him that justâŠwants to be closer. He kept those feelings silent and dormant for so long, hesitant to let anyone in. Why would he when all he is good at is being a weapon? To spill the blood of the enemy? It hurts to be around you, it almost makes him cry.
 Itâs going to take a long time before he even tries to open up to you, and when you do confess, Matsui almost thinks itâs some kind of cruel joke. Itâs not that he doubts you, itâs fate that is just so cruel to him. Why would you love him? Who set you up to this? Was it his brothers? Matsui will ask for time for his answer, mulling over it for quite a while, going on expeditions to be away from you in order to get his head sorted out.
When he does return your affections and confession, his hands will shake, never daring to look at you and whispering something that is oh so faint, âIâŠyou know as well as I do that I do not deserve you, master. I am a weapon, we all are. In hindsight, it is forbidden to enter a relationship with us. We are killers, we ruin the lives of people. ButâŠI do not want to leave your side. I want to stay with youâŠif you will have me?â and there may be tears pricking at the edge of his eyes. Hug him, give him a kiss, PLEASE.
Matsui is the most selfless of lovers. He knows heartbreak can happen in a relationship and will not mind if you leave him, even if the thought terrifies him. He is oh so willing to do anything and everything for you! In his own little ways of course. It might just be as simple as waking you up in the morning or helping you sort paperwork or just existing by your side. As long as he can be with you and breathe the same air as you, he is happy.
Matsui is not the biggest on PDA. If he does want it/if you want to initiate it, thereâs always some sort of ask. âMay I hold your hand?â âMay I kiss you?â âMay I sit beside you?â Matsui is a man that respects boundaries and has some of his own. It will take a while for him to become comfy with the idea of a relationship and PDA. He is trying his best after all, and sometime he is a little distant. It doesnât mean he doesnât care for you, heâs just having trouble sorting out why the hell you love him so much?????
 Like Buzen, Matsui also has a fondness for little homemade things. If you make him something, Matsui might start sobbing right then and there. You care about him so much? He doesnât understand it! Hug him please, rub his back and soothe him. Matsui does enjoy shopping and will most likely find some kind of item at a store for you to hang on to while heâs away! During missions he will not let this little trinket of yours leave his side â Gods save the one who breaks it/steals it.
Be very patient as you are patching up Matsui. He may flinch at your touch every now and then before melting into it, cheeks flushed and sometimes trying to not show you how it affects him like this. He will also hold your hand during his repairs.
 If you have some sort of skincare routine or into fashion, expect Matsui to watch you in utter awe. He will pick up some magazines about such things and will accompany you will you shop. You two will have a shopping date together and itâs sweet! He loves pampering you and being pampered in return! He isnât a wasteful spender though, having a bit of a budget. But sometimes he canât help it spending a lilll bit over it just to spoil you though!
Getting him spontaneous gifts makes him bury his face in his hands, trying to hide his flushing face and nosebleed. Kiss his cheek and take care of him during this time, sweetie! Heâll appreciate it!
Matsui also values nutrition so donât be surprised if you see him and Kuwana in the kitchen or Matsui with any other sword that knows how to cook. Matsui can cook, kind of, but he will want to watch your health. He makes rather simple healthy meals whenever he can, giving them to you. Reads all about human nutrition and knows exactly what to make/ask for from Kuwana to help give you a boost in energy or to fulfill your hunger.
The day Matsui holds your hand out of his own volition in public is a sweet one, his cheeks flushed and fingers lacing with yours, squeezing it tightly as though you will disappear. Reward him with a kiss and watch the blood drip from his nose from pure excitementâŠand maybe pass the fuck out.
Itâs no secret that Matsui is a very private person. He wonât talk much about his life and itâll take a long time for you to get past the hints or the lil self-depreciating jabs he makes at himself. All he asks is that you are there for him, be an ear for him to talk to.
Matsui is also the kind of person who leaves behind little notes for you while youâre busy to cheer you up. Simple little things signed by him with a lil snack or something, left outside of your office when he knows youâre swamped with work. He is almost sporadic with these sorts of instances.
Matsui has nightmares a lot and loves it when you run a hand through his hair, lulling him to sleep. Itâs one of the few times he can sleep properly.
Samidare Gou
Samidare is nothing short of loyal. He is a âdogâ after all, and his loyalty towards you will never waver. Heâs not Hasebe levels but more so of a quiet observer. There are times when he is there watching over you in silence, like a ninja yes, but then there are times when you surprise him by calling him out. He will jolt and ask what it is you will need but will slowly come to seek out your presence. It brings him a sense of comfort, and who knows, he kinda looks like a puppy trailing after you after all.
Itâs probably someone (be it his brothers or someone else close to you) that notices Samidareâs habits. The way he lights up whenever you are around, one could almost see the slowly-hurried wagging of an invisible tail behind him.  They will confront him about this and Samidare almost has a lightbulb form over his head. He will stop for a moment, sitting down, head in his hands as he ponders over this new revelation. You do make him happy after all and again he does follow you around like a puppyâŠbut itâs almost different? His heart races when heâs around you, for the better. He wants to hide in the shadows but does not, to bask in your light.
And then one day you suddenly start noticing these little poems at your office desk, in an envelope with a wax seal of no oneâs crest, as though someone had used your personal belongings to make it. You can see that your drawers had been slightly rummaged through and you were ready to see who the hell it was but when you open the letter itâs a haiku??? Of love??? Who the hell?????? And then the letters will not stop coming over the next few days.
You immediately begin to file down the suspects: Kasen, Izuminokami, Mitsutada? Who else could be into poetry like this? Of course there is someone around the citadel who canât keep his damn mouth shut and you eventually pry the information out of them. So you immediately go and make your own poem to confess back and dash over to Samidare. When he sees that you figured him out, his cheeks go full red and there is a mumble under his breath, you can see his hands shaki- is that another letter in his hands? âYesâŠI did indeed make those letters for you. I do not know if youâŠwill return my feelings but, I wanted to tell you that you are important to me. There are not enough poems in the world to tell you how I feel orâŠor wellâŠdo forgive me if you do not return my feelings.â And then you pass your own poem to him, his face practically goes even redder as he reads it. Pull him into a kiss right then and there, do it, do it for me. Make him flush even more red, make him pass the fuck out.
Samidare is rather neutral with PDA. He wonât mind it in front of others but will absolutely go red if you initiate it. He wonât initiate it often unless you two are in private. Only then will he turn into a big ol cuddle bug.
Head pats. He almost preens whenever you give him a head pat. He will lean into every touch you grace him with, whining and whimpering whenever you leave him. Samidare is also very much into neck and shoulder kisses, so donât be surprised if he comes up behind you silently (you can always tell its him though, no one else closes in on you like that with such gentleness) and gives you kisses on your skin when you two are alone.
Samidare adores spending time with you, so you two make it almost a habit of going for a daily walk in the forest or out in the city/town. He adores exploring and finding new places to spend his time with, and since becoming your romantic partner, the enjoyment has only tripled! He just has to hold your hand during these times too!
Murakumo may be a bit jealous of how close Samidare is with you, but when he sees how happy you make Samidare, he relents. He knows that you would never hurt him and besides, all of the Gou family approves of the relationship! As long as Samidare is happy, Murokumo will be happy! Will be subtly planning your wedding when you two arenât looking.
Samidare does get a bit jealous at times as well. He isnât the type to be angry or anything, and heâs a bit of a sulky person when heâs jealous, like a big ol puppy. Heâll try not to show it though. Itâs kind of obvious when you two are along and he just clings to you like no tomorrow.
Samidare is also rather quiet, and is more than willing to sneak up on you. Though after you two got into a relationship, he has become much more in tune with you if youâre a jumpy sort of person. He doesnât want to alarm you! So when he is going to sneak up on you to give you a hug, heâll normally whisper in a calm voice, âIâm here.â And wait for you to come to him. You can just lean back into his embrace and heâll catch you!
If you think Hasebe or Tomoe are super in tune with your schedule, you havenât met Samidare. Samidare always seems to know the right time to pop into your study and get your mind off of things. Heâll find his way into your office through door or window, with a snack in tow or just a hug.
Lap pillows. Oh man he loves laying his head on your lap and letting you run your fingers through is purple hair. Dude itâs the bEST. He falls asleep right then and there. If you ask for a lap pillow, Samidare will happily return the favor! Also will switch up being the spoon in bed. Big spoon? Little spoon? Who cares?! As long as you two are together, hugging it out, comfortable in each otherâs presence, he is happy!
There is no doubt that this man is protective of you. The citadel is fine, everyone is able to kick some ass and none will dispute your authority but outside of the citadel? With strangers???? No fam, you are going to stay safe and protected, heâll fight the world for you.
Also adores puppies! He loves animals and if you take him to like an animal cafĂ© or the zoo, youâll lose him within the first few steps into the damn place. Of course heâll always come running back to you. No worries! Heâll find his way back!
Donât think the poems are going to stop when you two are beginning to date. Oh no! In fact every morning you wake up with a poem. It could be one already written by a famous poet, or one that Samidare makes up on the fly, inspiration coming from just gazing at you. He will also deliver poems to you to cheer you up. In fact, the poem you wrote your confession on is always kept in his pocket whenever heâs out on a mission or something. Itâs his good luck charm! You could have an entire little album of poems heâs written for you at this rate.
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Okay bear with me but may I request scenarios where kuroo, bokuto, and atsumu are doing the âHe got all the drugs and I got all the gunsâ tik tok trend with their s/o (separately) and like they are wearing the whole shebang heels, dresses, crop tops, makeup, wigs ,etc thatâs only if you want to of course n e ways have an awesome dayđ€©
OMG ARE U A MIND READER IâVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS AND SPECIFICALLY THESE BOYS DOING THIS TREND FOR WEEKS đ€Ż
just in case you didnât know iâm referencing this trend đŒ
KUROO, BOKUTO AND ATSUMU DOING THE FAMOUS (IâM THE ONE) TIKTOK TREND WITH THEIR S/O
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KUROO
when you first show him the trend on tiktok he just laughsÂ
then you suggest the two of you doing it and he goes quiet
heâs really thinking about itÂ
he secretly is more than happy to do it with youÂ
but heâll find out how far he can tease you first
âand what do i get out of doing this?â
âspending quality time with the love of your life duhâ
âitâs gonna take a bigger reward than that for the expense of me making a fool of myself online princessâ
âPS5?â
then heâs like đ
he wasn't expecting an actual good reward but if thatâs what youâre willing to do for itÂ
he wonât actually make you buy one for him don't worry
heâs just amused that youâre that adamant about doing itÂ
he will absolutely let you pick out what clothes of his you want to wear
youâll pick out what he wears from your wardrobe though because he is not about to stretch your cute clothes with his big body
you end up giving him an elasticated crop top and some loose baggy sweatpants
he will 100% let you do his make up and hold accessories
he is stunning with a natural make up look
a pretty highlight to his cheekbones, bridge and tip of his nose, inner corners of the eye and brow bone
light pink blush on his cheeks and nose
slim eyeliner and a light pink natural lip colour
he actually suggested wearing super obnoxious fake eyelashesÂ
âi am NOT having you look like a tacky abg kurooâ
âbut then we can say youâre a kevin nguyen, it fitsâ
ânO!!âÂ
to finish the look heâs holding a white clutch bag of yoursÂ
he almost looks seductive đđ
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he actually looks so good in your outfit
âi think i pull this off better than youâ
youâre wearing some training shorts, one of his favourite t shirts and a black nike capÂ
so you set your phone up and the music starts to play
immediately you two are in fits of giggles thoughÂ
it takes you two approximately 8 attempts to finally get it rightÂ
and when you watch it back youâre in for a shock
kuroo can throw it BACK
he doesnât even have a particularly noticeable assÂ
like he has one but itâs nothing like bokutoâs
but when he throws it back his ass is thicccccc
even heâs surprised at how well he pulls it off
he pulls the whole routine off
from the way his hips seductively sway, the pure sass in his walk as he struts into the camera frame and the way he rolls his body
honestly you think he makes a better girl than you
âgood arenât i? god i could almost date myselfâ
âyeah if youâre into 6âł2 hairy girls with a hyena laughâÂ
heâs looking down at his very manly and unshaven legs
âlet me shave it and iâd date myselfâ
you guys upload it and youâre a hitÂ
âletâs move to LA right now tell the hype house theyâve got two new members joiningâ
âkuroo, i am NOT joining the hype house and neither are you. đâ
overall i really think you guys would have fun with this trend and kuroo makes sure to send the video to both of your families who enjoy watching it as much as you guys enjoyed making itÂ
âthe roles have reversed iâm your pretty girl now y/n~â
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BOKUTO
heâs the one who brings it up to you
âbabe look at this we HAVE to try it please please please!â
you laugh at him and agree to itÂ
he is so excited he already knows what choreography he is doing
you guys go to get changed and he lets you pick whatever you want out of his wardrobeÂ
this boy is pure muscle he is hugeÂ
anything of his you wear will be like a dress on you
regardless you still take your time deciding what you want to wear
PLEASE pick his volleyball jersey and shorts he will literally cry from happiness
it would make his whole yearÂ
so you do just thatÂ
he is literally melting at the sight of you in his volleyball uniform
âBABY YOU HAVE TO WEAR THAT TO ALL MY MATCHESâ
â-but youâll be wearing it... at your matches... when you play đđđâ
so bokuto will not be fitting into your tight fitting clothes that's for sure
but he will happen to fit into one of your cute flirty sundresses where the top half is made to be able to adjust the size
he is twirling around and flicking the skirt about once you manage to wrangle him in itÂ
heâs like a giddy school girl
again, he will definitely be up for you to apply make up on him
nothing too heavy but just enough so you can tell heâs wearing some
pretty light yellow eyeshadow, highlighted features and faded eyeliner
you pull his hair into two tight little buns
heâs really feeling the part now
so you guys go to film the tiktok and he is jumping around like an excited kid
you manage to film your parts pretty well first try but he isnt too happy with his performance
âi don't know i just feel like i couldâve thrown it back a bit moreâ
so you refilm until he is content with his part
which by the way is after 14 tries so thank the lords you are patient when it comes to him
it is so worth it though
the practices paid tf off because bokuto is throwing his cake about like nobodies business
he be serving a piece for everyone frÂ
immediately after you film it he wants to show akaashiÂ
to which akaashi isn't surprised when he watches itÂ
he does snicker at his phone when he does watch it though
neither you or bokuto really care about views etcÂ
this was all just for fun after all but you upload it anyway not giving it much thought
and just like that the two of you are an overnight sensation
comments are flooding the notificationsÂ
âhis ass routine? drop it noW!!â
âwhat's his work out routine i need cake like his đ©đ©â
âmy boyfriend said he has a fatter ass than me so im currently crying đđ€đœâ
the nekoma, fukurodani and karasuno boys are BUGGIN tf outÂ
they're all calling you and sending you the video for confirmation that it is actually you twoÂ
itâs not like bokuto is hard to tell apart but they still want your confirmationÂ
âREMEMBER ME WHEN YOUâRE FAMOUS BOKUTO-SAN!!â
âOF COURSE HINATA WHEN WEâRE RICH WEâLL ADOPT YOU CAN LET YOU MOVE INTO OUR TIKTOK MANSION!â
he is SUCH a child but heâs the man child you fell in love with
needless to say this video will be played at the wedding and anniversaries to comeÂ
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ATSUMU
atsumu is constantly irritating you to be one of those tiktok couples with him
heâs convinced the two of you were made for the tiktok lifestyleÂ
everytime you roll your eyes and declineÂ
but you decide to give him the opportunity when a certain trend catches your eyeÂ
âbaby, when i said i wanted to be tiktok famous i meant like the dances n cute videos where people compliment us n call us hot. this aint it chiefâ
âfine then, guess iâll ask samuâ
he doesn't even give u the chance to get up after you say that
âno nO IâLL DO IT đ â
he is reluctant at firstÂ
ideally he wanted to make the tiktoks where youâre the one throwing it back on him not vice versa
anything to make you happy though i guess
he will pick out both of your outfits
if heâs going to do this tiktok, the least heâs going to make sure of is that you both fit his aestheticÂ
so youâre wearing typical clothes heâd wear to the gym
his gym clothes are actually stylish though
you will NOT catch atsumu wearing anything ugly that includes gym clothes
unlike a certain other setter who thought wearing plaid shorts was acceptable cough cough oikawa
he chooses to wear a tight dressÂ
itâs stretchy though so donât worry he isn't stretching out and ruining your clothesÂ
âwhy are you wearing that? you can see a little too much there ratsumuâ
âuh so people can see you have a boyfriend that's obviously packin heat đâ
âi hate you đâ
he is hesitant about wearing make up
but you explain to him since youâre doing it you might aswell go all out so he finally gives in
you wonât put a lot on him though just to compromise with him slightlyÂ
light highlight, blended out eyeliner, natural lip colourÂ
heâs surprisingly impressed and pulls out his phone to take a few selfies before getting ready to film the âstupidâ video with you
he insists he doesn't need to practice
âim good at everythinâ i do and everyone is gonna see that when we film this shitâ
surprisingly it does only take you guys one attempt to get it right
atsumu is good at body rolls periodt Â
he can throw it backÂ
but his body rolls chileee
he looks flexible asfÂ
he is serving absolute attitudeÂ
you also did take notice of him using one hand to slyly cover his private area out of modesty though
because he found you were in fact right about how that dress really did show everythingÂ
he incorporates it well into his choreography though nobody would be able to tell he was trying to cover himselfÂ
âbaby we look so fuckin hot. im talkin more bout me but youâre still sexy tooâ
he adds so many hashtags to the caption
#couple #hot #imhotter #fyp #foryoupage #tiktokcouple #couplegoals #hotboy #sexyboy #hotathlete #attractivemale #eboy #trending #makeusfamous
you just roll your eyes and let him get on with itÂ
im so sorry but you guys donât get many views
atsumu is pissed
âwe put so much effort in whyâs it not gettin attention?!â
âcalm down babe we only posted it 2 minutes agoâ
give it a few days and you guys do blow up thoughÂ
im talking 867K likes
and to atsumuâs delight the comments are mostly complimenting you bothÂ
âtold ya this was a good ideaâ
âit was my idea?? đâ
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requests are open!!
#kuroo tetsurou#kuroo x reader#kuroo x you#kuroo hcs#kuroo scenario#bokuto koutaro#bokuto x reader#bokuto x you#bokuto hcs#bokuto scenario#miya atsumu#atsumu x reafer#atsumu x you#atsumu hcs#atsumu scenarios#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu hcs
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hikaru is a cutie. too bad heâs got the assassin baggage. why are all the most decent personality ones the ones with the sketchiest jobs (thief? u cant put that on linkedin. assassin? lol? cosplayer that auctions illegal goods? ???)Â
this story honestly felt a bit rushed imo but letâs be real... all wedding episodes for the side characters are a rush job to either get them out of the picture quickly or catch them up to speed without having to spend several years on each season cuz they refuse to release kbtbb stories any faster than they currently do. like the epilogue for this isnt even on the schedule yet tf
spoilery bits of the final ep behind the cut cuz im bored
heres sum bits that should be brief and scattered enough for the voltage popo to not barge thru my door AUGH ïżœïżœăăŠă
[Baba]:Â âWell, if Ai-Ai isnât going to show up - guess Iâll have to go steal the bride for myself, hm?â [Ota]:Â âNo no - no matter how you slice it, itâd be totally weird if you were the groom, Baba.â [Luke]:Â âBoth of you have dreadful bone structures, so youâd be a poor match for Sexy Bones...â
(...)
[Eisuke]:Â âIs your own love for Aihara slowly diminishing?â [Kara]:Â â...No. I will wait here for him.â [Eisuke]: â...Hmph.â Mr. Ichinomiya fell silent, turning on his heel. It was as if it was a cue to... (?!) Suddenly, the chapel turns completely dark. [Kara]: "Wh-Whatâs all this?!â
(...)
[Hikaru]:Â â âKara. âKept you waiting.â
(...)
[Hikaru]:Â â...Time and time again, youâve saved me.â [Hikaru]: âThis time (there was a thing in this route) was not the only time.â [Hikaru]: âThat time you went into the black market auctions yourself, and the time I fell into the ocean... youâve always come to save me.â
(...)
[Hikaru]: â âKara. Thank you, for saving me from the darkness.â [Kara]: "Hikaru... from now on, letâs walk this path together, as two.â [Hikaru]: âEven if you didnât say that, Iâm not gonna let go of you any more.â [Hikaru]: â...Iâm never going to let of your hand, and just your hand, no matter what happens.â
(...)
[Baba]: âAww, Ai-Ai made her cry.â [Ota]: âWhat've you done, making her feel so anxious?â [Hikaru]: âHey-... you guys suggested it - that if I wanted to have a memorable wedding, I should make the finest surprise.â [Kara]: "I-Is that what this was?!â [Kara]: "If this was a surprise after all - everyone was in the know and was just acting...!â [Mamoru]: "Yep. If itâs for your sake - even if he had to come crawlinâ, heâll come to ya on the dot.â [Luke]: âIâd like you to commend me for my show-stopping performance...â [Baba]: âNah, you didnât do much of anything, Lu.â [Soryu]: âItâs all thanks to Eisuke for gathering all of these flowers. Go give your greatest gratitude to him.â [Kara]: âHuh- even Mr. Ichinomiya...!â [Eisuke]: â...Heh. Since Aihara bowed his head down, it was simply an unavoidable situation.â [Hikaru]: âAh, jeez...â
(...)
[Baba]: âHuh, whatâs that? The âAlways with youâ thing.â (this is a thing from the route) [Kara]: â?!â [Ota]: âSeems like it has a lot to do with that mug. Iâm quite curious.â [Hikaru]: âW-Whyâd you lot come here?â [Baba]: âWell of course, all of us are your (mc and hikaru) cupids, so weâve come to take a photo.â [Shuichi]: â...If one were to seriously think about it, I think I'm the only one to be their cupid.â [Mamoru]: âYeesh- What a straight-laced cupid we got here.â [Luke]: âI only want the photos of Sexy Bonesâ collarbones.â [Soryu]: â...Then no one could ever call such a thing a wedding photo.â In the midst of our confusion, all of the penthouse members gather around us in a flash. [Eisuke]: â...â [Hikaru]: âWhy did you come over here?â (I wonder... could it be that this is Mr. Ichinomiyaâs way of congratulating us...?) Mr. Ichinomiya gives instructions to the Hatter. [Eisuke]: âMad Hatter - You, take the photo quickly. You donât fit in.â
more literally he says, âThe balance/harmony is bad,â saying that maddy doesnât fit in with the rest of them in terms of being in the photo (probably bc his mad hatter getup sticks out like a sore thumb).
[Mad Hatter]:Â âUnderstood, sir. As you wish,â [Hikaru]: â â If weâre gonna take a photo of everyone together, we can just use the timer. Letâs take a pic with the Mad Hatter.â [Mad Hatter]:Â âIs that all right, Master?â [Hikaru]:Â âMhm, that way itâd become a memento. Right, Kara?â [Kara]:Â âMm-hmm, I especially want to take a picture with the Hatter - with everyone together.â [Mad Hatter]:Â âIf Alice says so, I have no choice but to abide, hm.â [Shuichi]:Â â...Goodness. The me from long ago would never think that I would celebrate Hikaruâs wedding with such a strange group.â [Hikaru]: âMhm, same.â
(...)
ok im tired of the quick dumb excerpts goodnight
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We believe in Cheaya supremacy đđ©đ„” Can I have some wedding headcanon plzđ„ș
YEEESSS CHAEYA SUPREMACY I'VE BEEN DYING TO WRITE THIS ONE
LESGO LES FU CK ON G GO!!!!!!!!
Pplspls,, im os fuckong sofft.... Chaeya wedding I'm,,, thnak you so so os much fot requesting this I'm gomma cry
Chaeya wedding...... I-
Childe's the one that proposes bet
Kaeya.. It takes a while for him to answer, i don't see him immediately accepting the proposal immediately even if they head over heels deeply in love with each other
Cuz Kaeya thinks he has issues and honestly why would someone as influential and spectacular and gorgeous as Childe?? want??? to marry him???????
I also think they're pretty communicative people? Like sure Childe's the type to spring up proposals out of no where
Especially during like a fight with a really strong opponent w Kaeya he just "marry me" out of no where
He's the type to do that, yes, but he also is pretty in tuned w Kaeya so he knows Kaeya might want to talk about it too
Like after a really nice date or smth? Or after a very sweet knock the air out of your lungs sex he just kinda softly asks if he can propose to Kaeya
They'll talk about it and it'll be awhile before Kaeya says yes to being proposed to?
Then Childe will propose uwu and even then it'll be a Softâą proposal done in private or where its just the two of them
Okokok before i get carried away here's the actual wedding hcs because I'm trailing off to proposal hcs
[eyes emoji]
They would probably have a spring wedding
The weather isn't too cold or hot
Childe!! Wants a big wedding the biggest!!!!!! Everyone's invited!!! His getting married to the most beautiful man in Teyvat!! Everyone needs to know!!!
But Kaeya would prefer a smaller wedding with only close friends and family umu
They settle for a semi small wedding
Everyone important to them is there and they (childe) sent out a couple of extra invitations for people he thinks he'd like to see
His entire immediate family is there because he loves them sm and what's to share the special day w them
I feel also like they'd hold the wedding either somewhere really obscure or somewhere easy for everyone to get to
It's cute cuz Childe wants a really obscure place where it's super pretty very romantic and memorable? But Kaeya's like??? How are all your guests going to come then
Childe no think only putting a ring on Kaeya and kissing him to seal the marriage contract no Thoughts
Zhongli being like the priest-ish guy he's there to do the marriage contract ok
Venti provides entertainment
I want this to be few years down the line when everything is settled AU where everything works out fine, no one dies, and everything great. A happy ending because its what Chaeya deSERVES.
I- Kaeya in a wedding dress Kaeya in a wedding dress Kaeya in a wedding dress KaeyA iN a WEdING DReSS KAEYA IN A WEDDING DRESS
Yeah, Kaeya would totes rock a wedding dressing. Like bonus if Childe wants to see him in a wedding dress too?
They'd prolly have like a mixed tradition wedding like it's not as traditional. Something between Mondstadt and Snezhnayan tradition uwu
Diluc is here too,, they're brothers again kinda plS I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY IT'S A HAPPY DAY
I think it'd be nice if Diluc was the one walking Kaeya down the aisle? Hhh and they're talking softly because they haven't been talking for awhile
Diluc a little like reluctant because he didn't judge if it were like a fling or smth but your whole life????
But honestly it's just cuz Diluc's a little unsure what the marriage will entail? Like if Kaeya's gonna move away now or he'll be too devoted to spend time (even if it annoys the hell out of him) with him
And Kaeya before reaching where Childe is reassures Diluc. Because he knows, he knows how anxious Diluc is under that cool exterior just,,,,
Maybe they share a little hug,,, just tells him everything's still going to be the same, he's just got a ring on his finger now,, pls I'm so fucking soFt
Childe 1000% cries when he sees Kaeya walking down the aisle ok like how can he be so lucky to not only woo him but also have him for the rest of his life?
He cries sm Zhongli has to pull him aside for a bit to get him composed
Kaeya cries a little too ok tf he's just umu didn't think anyone would be this into him? Like he didn't think he'd have have someone to be with for the rest of his life that loves him for him even when he's not sure who he really is i-
Their vows to each other are going to be fucking cutest ok people are gonna get touched
I think their kiss when they sign the marriage contract-
I don't want to say like marriage thingy whatever the actual tradition is because i think it's so cute that they do a whole contract w the God (former) of contracts like- shut up I'm in my feels ok let me have this
So they kiss to seal the contract and its not going to be a long kiss even though they're both so horny and sketchy no
It's going to uncharacteristically sweet and chaste. They spend most of them time looking into each other's eyes than kissing
The after party like a dinner or smth where everyone just vibes is lit tho
There's so much alcohol so much because Childe spoils his bf- đ„șđ„ș husband (fuCK I'm so emotional)
Venti's about to drink to the next century
Kaeya changes to a suit after cuz wedding dress do be stuffy so
There's like fun games for everyone, good food and music! Lots of dancing and laughter a great time
And he's so handsome in the suit too!????? Childe tears up again how is this man his husband tf
You'd think Kaeya's gonna get black out drunk and Childe's gonna start fights for fun but no they're uncharacteristically soft ok just let them take in everything and that they're husbands
Plspls them chilling in the corner of the room watching everyone and they're sorta just cuddle up and holding hands fingers tracing over their wedding rings
Lumine and Aether has to be the one to tell them to go dance and enjoy the wedding party they planned
Them being called out HAHAHA you can be soft for the rest of you life but you only get one (1) wedding like go???
They end up dancing and drinking til they're a little tipsy too just over all a good time uwu
I know y'all are really here for spicy hcs so i will provide some
Wedding night sex is a guarantee
Kaeya prepped cute white lingerie already
It's also honestly surprisingly sweet? Them just taking their time with each other and lots of loving kisses and tender touches
A lot of compliments and praise from Childe to Kaeya and Kaeya being equally as soft
He's telling Childe how much he loves him and how grateful he is for him, how happy he feels
Also Childe 100% wants Kaeya to call him his husband during
Bonus if its "my husband"
Childe calls him "my wife" or "my husband" in Snezhnayan
Kaeya laughs at him because Childe's still a little possessive even though they're bound by a contract now when Childe sucks a hickey onto Kaeya's ring finger
Childe's like pouting because of it but Kaeya bites hard enough to scar Childe's ring finger in return because lowkey Kaeya's possessive too
They're just,,, soft right now ok do noT SEpErATe
They'll go at it for like a good few hours or if they're extra Softâą they'll only have rough sex again in like 3 - 5 business days
Them just basking in each other's love after like wow this is real and they're here w each other
#HeLP ME I KOVE THIS REQIEST SM#People who don't read my chaeya content honestly misses out on sm#I'm not sassing anyone#I'm just saying#It's a little better than my x reader contents imho#But kskdf I'm so soft for this request#Thank you for requesting this I'm really happy!!!!!#Chaeya#Childe x Kaeya#A little bit spicy#Slight not sfw#Shanna writes#Altair-umbra
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Matchup #2
Thanks for the request @aurora-morningâ đđ
So I match you up with...
Comte!!
Your Song
Okay now this man is a complete gentleman but he's also very secretive so itâs hard to tell what heâs thinking at first.
He was in love with you pretty much since you arrived but you would never be able to tell. He spoils you and takes you out shopping almost every week. He brings you to the finest restaurants and brings presents back for you from various business trips.Â
However, you think all of this is because he's just being nice. Truth is, with all the life experience he has, he doesn't really know how to handle his feelings and he deals with it in the best way he knows how. By spoiling you.
Your awkwardness isnât a problem for him. If you think you did anything that might seem weird donât worry heâs definitely seen worse (heâs seen naked, drunk Leo on a roof and he had to bring him back down, it doesnât get worse than that)
He thinks that maybe you're better off not knowing about how he feels for the whole month you're there, because it might be scary being with a pureblooded vampire that's as powerful, and has as many secrets as he does.Â
But he tries to spend time with you every chance he gets and he secretly asks Sebastian to ask you to bring his rouge and tea to him so he gets to see you.Â
âOh what a coincidence you're here Ma Cherie, why don't you stay a while and maybe help me with some paperwork? We can go to dinner together afterwardsâ
Speaking of dinners, he will leave a dress on your bed (that he designed specifically for you) with a note telling you to be ready by a certain time and he will take you to the best restaurants in Paris. Before you guys go home he takes you to his favorite bakery and gets you the best strawberry shortcake in the city.
âNo of course its not a date I just didn't want to go to the restaurant aloneâ *nervous laugh
He is absolutely willing to make the first move. Heâs a very perceptive man and can easily tell if social situations give you anxiety. Heâs more than happy to be social for the both of you.
He thinks your glasses are adorable and sometimes he tries them on when youâre not around.
Both of you are basically flirting with each other by trying to impress each other and itâs quite hilarious to watch as a third party. (Pleaseee just admit your feelings already dorks)
It gets to a point where his feelings are blatantly obvious to Sebastian and Leonardo and they both encourage him to just tell you how he feels because heâs going to regret it if he doesn't. (Thats rich coming from you Leo)
He finally decides to do it and he brings a bouquet of Roses to your room and takes you on a walk in the garden where he had Sebastian plant your favorite flowers. (He figured he shouldnât go TOO overboard but after that be prepared for the most extra dates ever.)
He is actually incredibly nervous but he looks perfectly calm on the outside as he tells you everything he loves about you and asks if youâd do him the honor of letting him love you as you deserve to be loved.
Doesnât know how to tie a tie (hence all the clip on ties) and heâll ask you to tie it for him.
He is a Feministâą and he will never look down on you or talk over you. He values your intelligence and your opinions and heâll always ask for your advice. He doesnât just consider you his girlfriend, youâre his partner in every aspect of his life and he will treat you with the respect you deserve.
He is protective but he respects your independence and wonât overstep his boundaries. He just wants to support you in any way he can.
He is your number 1 fan and will be the first person to encourage and support your hobbies. He is so proud of you and will definitely brag about you to everyone.
He loves your voice and asks you to sing to him every night. He likes to lay down in your lap and have to stroke his hair as you sing to him. Itâs his favorite thing to do to relax, heâll usually fall asleep after. (Please do this, he desperately needs the sleep)
(One time neither of you realized Leo was sleeping under Comteâs desk while you were singing to him and both of them ended up falling asleep. You only found him after you hesrd a loud thump under the desk.)
He is incredibly affectionate and he hugs you and kisses you on the forehead and tells you he loves you every time he sees you. Everyone teases him for it but he couldnât care less. Heâs so whipped for you and he wants you to constantly feel how much he loves you.
As the two designated Mom Friends, you guys become the mansionâs parents. Congratulations!! Youâve just adopted 11 kids so have fun with that! Arthur will definitely come to ask you stuff Comte would otherwise say no to because he knows you can convince âdear old daddyâ to do anything.
Gentleman in the streets but heâs a freak in the sheets. He is utterly devoted to your pleasure as you are a goddess in his eyes. Secretly loves to be bossed around by you and tied up.
He is incredibly romantic and he will send you love letters. Heâll speak French to you in bed if you want too. He quite literally treats you like a princess.
Being the person he is, heâs well versed in many subjects and will patiently listen to all your theories and will even give you more information on any of the subjects your desired. Heâll even teach you alchemy if you ask him.
Heâs traveled a lot and tells you about history from all the different times heâs visited Philippines. He would love to take you there if you want to see what it looked like in this time period! He loves learning about other cultures and can actually speak a bit of Tagalog.
Your wedding would be a big deal (like inviting royalty kind of big deal. After all they ARE Comteâs friends) and will have multiple events. Youâll have two wedding ceremonies (one of them is a typical french wedding and the other one is a Filipino wedding ceremony) and he will host a ball at Versailles for your reception. (You already KNOW Leo is gonna roast tf out of him in his best man speech)
Anyways you guys are adorable!! Please adopt me.
Hope you enjoyed!!đ
Hereâs my Comte playlist!
#ikemen vampire#ikevamp#ikemen vampire comte#ikevamp comte de saint germain#ikevamp comte#ikevamp comte x reader#ikevamp leonardo#ikevamp matchup
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Hello, can you do terushima, ushijima & daichi headcanons (marriage, I like / dislike, sex ...) Thanks â
Heyo! So, Iâm really sorry, but Terushima is not technically on the list of boys to write for, and I just donât feel like I know him well enough for these types of headcanons. Iâll stick with Ushijima and Daichi, and Iâll just be doing marriage headcanons, since sex is kinda a no-go for me and Iâm not really sure what you mean by like / dislike aha. Sorry ;-; I really loved writing these!
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Ushijima
He would definitely be one to get married a bit later in life. He just has a lot on his plate, and he knows what a big commitment it is, so he wants to be able to devote as much of himself to it as possible.
When he does propose to you, he gets just a tiiiiny, tiny bit teary-eyed. His proposal isnât flowery or long, but he tells you in his own up-front, honest way that he appreciates the way youâve always been there for him and supported him even though he knows it wasnât easy. He says that now itâs his turn to step up and be there for you the way you deserve.
Now youâre teary-eyed too.
He gets weirdly into the wedding planning, like he has a notebook and everything. Heâs so organized about it. It helps you feel a little less frazzled.
On the big day, watching you walk down the aisle toward him, heâs just a little overcome by everything because tbh he didnât really fully comprehend that this is real until that moment.
He holds your hands so tight and heâs not really smiling so some of your guests are a little concerned but you can see it in his eyes - heâs just totally and completely and perfectly in love with you and it hits you hard.
Married life with him is just so calm and nice. Heâs definitely one for routine, so things donât get changed up a lot and itâs just really comfortable.
He ALWAYS makes time for you. His life is still kind of hectic, but heâs very intentional about making sure you donât get pushed aside.
Every month he has one day set aside that is purely time for the two of you to chill, or go on a date, or whatever. Itâs YOUR day. Nothing will get in the way of it.
When it comes to kids, the two of you have a very serious conversation. He just wants to be sure that you both know what to expect and that youâre both truly ready for the huge responsibility.
And heâs the most caring dad. When he holds your baby for the first time he gets a little misty-eyed. He decides immediately that he will do whatever it takes to make sure your child is safe and happy and loved.
Overall, he just takes marriage / fatherhood / everything very seriously, and he does what he has to do to make it a priority.
Daichi
Daichi is one I could see marrying his high school sweetheart. Heâs a pretty simple guy and he knows what he wants, so he goes after it. Itâs kind of a no-brainer for him.
He proposes to you at a simple time, with some of your closest friends there. Thereâs nothing flashy about it, and it takes you a few moments to really grasp that holy crap this is happening right now.
He has this huge smile on his face when he asks you, and he had this little speech prepared but in the moment all he can really get out is how much he loves you and how he canât imagine his life without you in it.
He hugs you SO TIGHT after you say yes.
He leaves the planning mostly to you, all heâll say is that heâs happy with whatever you want, and tbh itâs a little irritating when youâre trying to get his opinion on something lmao
Heâs, like, v i b r a t i n g on the wedding day. He just canât believe itâs actually happening, and Suga has to punch him in the gut to remind him to chill tf out. (ofc Suga is his best man)
When he watches you walking toward him, heâs just pretty much frozen. All he sees is you. His cheeks hurt because he canât stop freaking smiling all day. Expect so many tiny kisses throughout the reception and everything.
Daichi is like A+ husband material, tbh. Heâs willing to compromise, the two of you work together on pretty much everything be it cleaning, cooking, grocery shopping, you name it.
He makes it a point to say âI love youâ before you go to sleep every night.
The talk about kids comes up relatively soon after youâre married. It just seems like the natural next step for him.
Heâs a really great dad and takes it so seriously. He will help out with anything and everything you need. Spending one-on-one time with your kid(s) is super important to him.
Honestly, in the same way that I feel Bokuto is best boyfriend, imo Daichi is best husband.
#Haikyuu#Haikyuu headcanons#Ushijima Wakatoshi#Ushijima Wakatoshi x reader#Ushijima x reader#Sawamura Daichi#Sawamura Daichi x reader#Daichi x reader#Haikyuu x reader#request#queued
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