#how tf do I tag these fuckers

[steampoweredwerehog]

When Gina graduated with accolades and got her dream job, she never knew her assignment would be so…alive.

A bunch of scientists scooped some weird spaghetti out of a dead god and turned it into a computer. Is that good? Hard to say if this is bad or good.

Tethis uses it/its btw

[aran-morinorea]

end of chapter twoooo i remembered i wanted maeglin to start thee/thouing glorfindel in the dark room for maximum creep factor so pretend i've been doing that since we got here

Maeglin stands. He pats Laurefindelë on the head and steps away, ignoring Laurefindelë’s bewildered sputtering. He shuts the window, and picks up the half-empty tray of food, and puts the light on it - “Wait!” Laurefindelë cries, and Maeglin stops with his hand on the doorknob.

Then he can’t figure out what to ask for. Maeglin raises an eyebrow, lit from below like a tale-teller behind a campfire. “Could - couldn’t I come with you?” Laurefindelë tries.

Maeglin smiles in response, and quite softly says, “No,” just as Laurefindelë expected him to. It still hurts. “It’s going to be delicate work. But…” He gestures to the dresser, where - where he’s left a plate of more food. “Thou shouldst eat more than thou hast been. I really will be back soon. Two days, probably. Four if something absolutely ridiculous happens. Thou wilt be perfectly fine.”

And then he leaves. After it closes, the rays of light outlining the door fade, one by one, until Laurefindelë is once again alone in the dark.

[batsplat]

your negative takes on recent tennis rivalries pleaseeee🙏🙏🙏

ps. you’re a treasure

okay so I'll do the copy paste thing from what I did just cut from the initial post, which was my polite 'I'm attempting to write a reasonably neutral post' approach

so, this may come as a shock, but obviously I'm a bit of a fan of rivalries. we do have some bangers in tennis history, rich narrative texts, but... well. the landscape out there hasn't been great for the past decade or so. sometimes you can get invested in match-ups between specific players that are fun to watch and interesting tennis-wise, but it's all very much about the sport rather than the personal relationships between the different players. I enjoy matches between all three or ryba, sabs and iga!! but also. they are coworkers. you do kindaaaa get the sense sabs and iga aren't particularly fond of each of other, but it's all perfectly cordial. again, the tennis is great, I support them in all their endeavours, but it's very much the tennis itself you need to look for for the drama (also they don't play each other as much as I'd like, but that's a conversation for a different day)

you do still sometimes get some fun beef but it's very much isolated dumb stuff like the fritz/rinderknech "have a nice flight home" thing. this isn't going anywhere story-wise but it's fun in the moment

speaking of men. obviously the most important rivalries for the last however many years have been between various big three/four members, and federer/nadal specifically is extremely popular. tennis-wise, I still think federer/djokovic was the most fun match-up, and at least there was a little tension there because federer used to hate djokovic. they've played a lot of matches that are worth watching!! also they've finally mostly retired so it's not super relevant any more, but well tennis fans as a collective are very big three-pilled so you'll hear a lot about these blokes

and now there's alcaraz/sinner. they've only really had one match that was good start to finish (uso 2022), but definitely some fun ones (miami 2023 and wimbledon 2022 are probably the other ones that stand out, their most recent match was very much in the 'long does not equal good' category). plus, they're quite good at producing highlight reel content, like this one point everyone remembers (shown here from every angle... tennistv produces longer videos for single points than the wta releases for most finals). it's an interpersonally warm rivalry between two young guys who are both very successful and will presumably win everything for the next decade. again, I'd suggest trying to become a fan of one of those two

this was the polite way of phrasing it!! everything below here is quite rude and negative, peace and love to all

okay, let's ditch the thin veneer of neutrality, here's what I actually think: it is completely baffling to me how popular quite a few of these rivalries are, I don't get it, I have never understood it, I will never understand it. tennis went 'what if we had rivalries without narrative tension' and everyone just kinda rolled with that? mind you federer/nadal early confrontations were happening at the same time as clijsters/henin, who were like?? dude it got so bad henin said she had never been friends with clijsters so nothing clijsters and her father said could hurt her ("nothing was broken between us because there was nothing to break" ???? ffs). which is obviously not true!! but it's so... she denied the friendship ever existed and called it all pr like that's so SAD! look, this is beside the point, I'm not talking about henin/clijsters here, I do understand why people aren't that into a rivalry that was at its peak like two decades ago and federer/nadal were still playing slam finals in 2k17 (a dark dark time for some fans, federer had already HAD his decline and then he was suddenly winning slams again like tf). and to some extent I go 'well clearly people will just be into anything if you have two successful blokes' but there's clearly quite a lot of genuine passion there? like I'm not denying the passion EXISTS, people do clearly care about these guys, it's not all a psyop by Big Fedal who have suckered people into caring for these two dudes. and I'm not denying the tennis is great! I still personally prefer the match-ups that involve djokovic, and also the match-ups that involve none of those three, but fundamentally I have been watching these matches for like!! so many years! it's part of my childhood, I have enjoyed plenty of these matches, the tennis is obviously otherworldly. I have hot takes on a bunch of their matches, I can have the goat debate with you, I can give you the rundown on surface-specific match-ups and how long since nadal won a set on hard court against djokovic and federer's peak year domination rate and what they all did at madrid and blue clay and yec and golden masters and all that shit, of course it's part of my dna as a tennis viewer too!! I did usually have a slight order of preference in my head when I was watching big three match ups to have someone to root for (it's different now but back when I was a kid it was djokovic > nadal > federer, these days federer's redeemed himself a little bit in my eyes by having the decency to retire and I was radicalised against nadal). but like!! what's the narrative hook! I need somebody to explain to me what the story here is. these guys are all very good at tennis and they are racking up their titles and it's so!! whatever!! no tension no arc no real interpersonal development once federer stopped being so bitchy about djokovic. twenty plus slams who CARES, what are they doing this for! it's all so?? ugh

anyway now that I've taken a potshot at the most popular rivalry in men's tennis, I should quickly back it up by saying I feel almost the exact same way about the second most popular one (at least on tumblr) and also feel nothing for alcaraz/sinner. that one was still like... vaguely palpable? when alcaraz was clearly a way better player but struggled in that match up and also was way more invested in the rivalry than sinner was. but well, sinner is world number one now so THAT'S been ruined. again, sit me down and explain to me what the narrative stakes here are. like, if sinner wins that roland garros match, he'll be fine? alcaraz will be fine? everyone will be fine? their relationship is basically 'friendly coworkers', zero chance of anything more substantial developing there. now, don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna pretend like I'm massively into the current state of the women's game when it comes to rivalries either, but at least I have a base level of fondness there for the top players and am ideologically inclined to hype up any rivalries there whenever they come along. also, quite frankly, it DOES matter viscerally more to them!! iga spends a lot of her time kinda like,,, on the edge, the way she was in tears when getting physio after the naomi match, united cup last year, a bunch of her 2021 matches, like she's so intense and so tightly strung on the court that you do really get the sense that a loss could just cause her to have an existential crisis. there's so many unanswered questions about her ultimate potential off clay, I'm still proper curious about her story develops. and then with aryna, she's obviously ALSO so intense but in a different way, and she feels every single emotion so completely and entirely and iga has beaten her in one of those infamous semifinal chokes and it's kinda... you know, aryna also feels like she has something to prove, and you can tell they both really really want to beat each other. there's something there!! it's something real! I'm always seated whenever we actually get to see them play

that being said, yes, obviously I do think we're not exactly peak rivalry potential in either gender. the men's is more egregious because the way the game has shaken out since like,,,, 2004, is incredible top level domination by just a few guys. and now, yes, I'm aware I'm a fan of another sport where this was also incredibly true. but. the key difference is that the aliens had the decency to not be so fucking boring about it. sure on paper they were as a PACK winning everything, but good lord were they screaming crying throwing up whenever things went mildly wrong for them. like!! they despised each other and they needed to beat each other, which makes ME care!! I'm not saying I NEED rivals to hate each other, though it sure does help for my investment levels, but I need a narrative hook! borg/mcenroe had a narrative hook, evert/navratilova had a narrative hook (unfortunately that narrative hook these days is 'being united in transphobia'), agassi/sampras had one HELL of a narrative hook. noughties wta tennis about fifty million narrative hooks!! when I watch alcaraz/sinner, I just try and enjoy the tennis (though their roland garros match was mid as shit so what's that all about) but like... I don't care? or I care because one of them has pissed me off recently. I do fundamentally watch most of men's tennis as a hater, and admittedly this is accumulated bitterness over way too many years, but I do also think it's frustrating! tennis gets in its own way with this whole gentleman's sport business, the amount of wanking people do over federer/nadal in particular is truly insufferable... this is a sport filled with millionaire tax evaders and they'll have you believe that smashing a racquet is not only not fun (obviously it is) but also some kind of arbiter of morality. congrats to nadal for not smashing a racquet in his career!! could we please get his thoughts on gender equality in prize money? oh... okay. hm. this isn't supposed to be some gotcha, these guys all suck. but ultimately I would prefer not to engage with this sanitising and pearl clutching, given they do all suck, over shit that fundamentally does not matter while giving them a pass over all the stuff that DOES and instead maybe just have some fun. maybe you need to be single-minded and kind of dull to be good at men's tennis these days, maybe it's inevitable, doesn't mean I don't find them boring and pointless. there's some people who just enjoy like,,, watching greatness, endlessly racking up numbers and reaching the pinnacle of the sport or whatever, that's not me, I need there to be a story

thing is, right, obviously I'll still watch these matches (though I have massively turned it down this year, especially on the men's side - I did have a kind of breaking point this january where I was like 'wow I don't think I can ever care about anything any more?' and broadly speaking this has proved to be correct). I've tried hard to like a lot of these men because, god knows, it'd be a way more pleasant experience if I could trick my brain into it, but I can't! I think they're dull! fundamentally I'm too embedded in this world to ever be able to leave it. but I think it's funny when fans go 'oh people who are into drama don't appreciate the actual sport' like buddy I can basically guarantee I know more about the sport than you do. I Just Think that actually interpersonal relationships do also enhance the actual sports, like this shit is a conversation right,,, it has its history, it's a development over time in terms of your tactics and your knowledge of your opponent's tactics and so on, your expectations going into every match. when you have an interesting interpersonal dynamic, the sport also becomes more interesting... it's actually pretty straightforward lol. a lot of tennis is in the head, rivalries are also in the head, you're playing the other guy (gender neutral) as much as you are the actual ball. I get super annoyed by fans who are too busy being nostalgic to actually enjoy the players we have now, and I really don't like it when people call iga boring for instance, but I do also have a little bit of that. love the game, hate a lot of the players, simple as. bring back agassi calling his pet parrot more interesting than sampras in his autobiography, we used to be a proper sport

[ourformers]

I'm still trying to figure out their design, but I never post here anyway so here you go, this is actually not a one person's blog, surprise suprjse

First guy's Junkheap the second is Silentsilver.

Fun fact!

Junkheap has 3 husbands and one of them is a fucking giant that should have died on the battlefield but didn't

Silentsilver was part of a cult that accidentally sent him to the future, right to the middle of the war!!

Fun right? Maybe not so fun for them, but fun for you

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

do you think anyone has done a "the beach that makes you old" thing but with nanosec going "the speed that makes you old"

Probably not but they should

See, I get that, and I respect bayverse fuckers for what they endure, but even then, I'm not opposed to bots looking really, truly alien. Like I'm down to bang tfp Predacons and Insecticons, I like when they're weird freaky monsters, I like when they're really far removed from humanoid. I just think it's gotta be possible to have bizarre alien and coherent design in the same entity.

Siiiiiigh. If nothing else, at least bayverse gave us that freaky scene with the eggs 😔

You'd think there'd be more tfa shockwave valveplug out there with how overwhelmingly horny y'all are for him, but every time I check the x reader tag for him it's nearly fucken bone dry...

Because there's at least one robotfucker doing the art. Mr. Alex Milne has been dropping tf softcore zines at cons for years now. If that guy doesn't want to fuck the robots, he fundamentally understands the people who do and keeps catering to us specifically.

And you can do bdsm with it since it's cool with taking abuse from Fanzone lmao

They're just so delightfully chewable, it makes me insane. Like there's parts that are obviously hard metal, external armor, but the faces? The hands? The thighs and tummies? They look so soft. They look like you could curl up with them and take a nap and it'd be soft as fuck. They look like they're made out of kingdom hearts gummi ship blocks and if I don't squeeze them I'll explode.

[ca-suffit]

there is a discourse about Louis ''attacking'' Daniel in episode 2 and he is villainized for that.

I don't know if you watched the episode so I don't want to spoil it, but something happens and suddenly everyone talks about how horrible Louis is.

Like the same people talking about how it's a gothic show when it was Lestat doing his shits, are saying Louis is gone too far with Daniel??? Now I totally get what you were saying about white fandom,since I'm new to the i wanted to give them the benefit of doubt because a big part of the cast are POC but they are showing their nasty faces.

If it wasn't for Armand Claudia and Louis I would have already abandoned the show.

ya of course Louis is an instant villain in this fandom lol.

u are supposed to think what Louis did was too far, ur supposed to see these characters all cracking and getting worse as time goes or else what plot is left? u know they're breaking down to an explosive end somehow. crazy how Daniel's racism has ramped tf up this season too but that's still somehow "a slay." the telenovela moment is a p big one everyone's just letting go.

anyways, ya, welcome to "when white characters do anything it's serving cunt and when black and brown characters do the same it's being a cunt." it's stupid. ppl who can talk about this in more nuanced ways don't rly exist in the tags because these annoying fuckers bully everyone out.

a lot of ppl are here just waiting for when they think Lestat and his whiteness (and "it was all a lie, he never hurt anyone!") will be the main focus forever btw. they're "tolerating" everything else until then.

[beanerbrujx]

juvia is a gross, obsessive stalker and gray is uncomfortable and unhappy but y'all pro gr*uvia fuckers don’t care about how a man feels about a toxic relationship

THE ANIME ENDED YEARS AGO

I MADE THE POST ALMOST 8 YEARS AGO

I DON'T EVEN POST ABOUT FT ANYMORE

MOVE TF ON

Jfc literally what is WRONG with y'all 😭

Do y'all just run around the anti tags of ships you like and fucking... reply to YEARS OLD posts?

AND WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY POSTS

My shit wasn't nearly as popular pre ending, how are y'all even finding me????

[goddessofwaifus]

How dare you hide these tags lolololo

omg the way he looked when he turned to yuzu, the side profile ughhhhh it got me. I was biting my lip so hard.

Tracing his tattoos, kissing em, licking em, raking your hands over his muscles, digging your nails into his arms

🙇‍♀️

He had me kneeling on my knees instantly. Kicked Draken into outer space, picked me up by the throat and then carried me home over his shoulder. I was in love instantly. We ain’t gotta talk about the six months I denied how down bad o was for him.

Wearing his coat 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭 please 🙏 I’d live in it

The absolute filthy nasty disgusting things I’d let him do and I’d do to him as well. Just 🫠🫠

This our man. Dessy accepts all Taiju fuckers! We pushing Taiju agenda heavy today

We pushing Taiju agenda viciously today!! 😤😤🤝 also yes I hid those tags 👀👀 what you gon do about it 🤣🤣 The absolute thirst for this monstrous man is disgusting but we don't care! He could manhandle me and I would bitch about it if he stopped. I pamper the man obnoxiously until he has no choice but to give me what I want. I give gift, he give dick. If not, we have a problem and we're both mad about it. But no need to throw hands, fuck it out until we cuddle after. He wears the scratches and bites with pride and dares anyone to say something about it. They'll get a boot to the face or a backhand.

I thought Mikey, Baji, and Kazutora would be the last time I'd simp. He said give me a minute to get comfy, fucking rocked Mikey's shit, and just mean mugged me.

I said calm down, you can have me too damn 🤣🤣🤣 I'm a big bitch so there's enough. But you can be greedy with me 😋😋 I love a possessive man. Then Draken really stared at him and said you thought you ate man, nah sit TF down you're done bud

Season 2 was a fucking trip I swearrrrr

His side profile hits like a fucking truck!!! His nose, his lips, his chin, and his eyes. The fuckin eyes will have a bitch thighs clenching while he's undressing you with them. Like SIR CALM DOWN ??? I'LL STRIP no questions asked just a look and I'm scrambling.

He's not leaving the room without marks on God. He will have bites, several long scratches, and a pissed off face when I add more because I'm going out of my way to make sure he remembers them and how they feel on his skin.

Don't get me started on the coat. His coat is our coat. It doesn't just smell like him anymore and he's gonna have to either get one just for us or he's gonna have to fight to get it back. That's how much you love the coat. You don't want to part with it. He thinks it's silly but he lets us have it when we want because it's just a jacket.

I'm right fucking there with you dessy! We don't talk about that... the stage of denial never happened. Glad we agree

[polydemipan]

NOTE: WILL CONTAIN GOOD OMENS S2 SPOILERS. THIS WAS TAGGED, BUT JUST IN CASE :))

okay so narratively, i understand this decision. crowley has Fallen, he has seen the worst sides of [angelism?? ethereality? eh] and understands that theres a systemic issue here, not just a few bad apples. slight sidenote, LOVING the protective energy here!!

but yeah, crowley sees the bad but aziraphale has lived his millennia essentially being puppeteered, terrified of Falling, of defying God, (see that Job episode as eg.) of [anything which crowley represents, really]. he has been basically trained to go "God" = "Good", so understandable that even when angels or archangels or the metatron are doing questionable things (2nd armageddon, or whatever the "Second Coming" is (is that a bible thing? im not christian i dont know shit but it sounds like an antichrist thing maybe we get more adam/anathema/dog content, idk, fingies crossed)) aziraphale just thinks "do what god intended and it will be fixed"

went off a bit there but yeah, i see why narratively they took it like that. something needs to snap in aziraphale to be able to see what the issue is - you saw them all (hopefully, ur not reading this w/o having seen it) freaking TF OUT in ep6 when the metatron walked in and revealed himself, they idolise that fucker for some reason.

but - logically, yes, make me Suffer watching the best bois but emotionally??? how could you! ive been stalking the good omens s2 tag for a lil bit before writing this and yes, people have a point, my ofmd trauma is kicking in because i Feel the pain but am now also hopelessly theorising on what possibly could fix this in s3 (hopefully the Writing Gods provide it for us!!! strike time permitted, obviously, as long as its actually confirmed and not just sitting around without answers on a potential continuation because that is agony)

TL:DR

ouch,,, but i get it. please let our ineffable husbands be Happy in the next season!!!!! idc what it takes, as soon as this uploads i will be SPRINTING to the ao3 fixit tags and reloading the page every 5s.

thank you for coming to my ted talk xoxo

[starry-pierrot]

TF: Rise of the beasts review.

So first off I'm just gonna say this movie didn't vibe with me as much as the last one.

Don't worry ill put a cut off so I dont clog the tag.

So I just got back from watching the new Transformers movie and personally I'll have to give it a 5/10.

It wasn't the actors, they all did fine though personally I feel some scenes were lacking with Noah and Elena. It felt like there was too many people. You got the two new humans, several new autobots and now the maximals.

It was too cluttered with characters that half the time some of them didn't even get any real scenes, mostly the maximals. Sure they were in the scenes but I dont remember their names. I don't know anything about them..beyond general fan knowledge.

I feel like we didn't need 2 humans they could have easily had Noah be in the place of Elena,like he just got his new job and he's finally making his way out of the Bronx when suddenly he's thrusted into a world ending situation! Like he just got his brother Healthcare and he was doing good and now suddenly these alien mother fuckers want to eat the planet?? Would have given him a stronger motive for wanting to destory the key, losing everything when he JUST got on the right track.

I liked Elena.I liked the woman who played her but there was no reason for there to be 2 humans and I get they were sorta trying to have her be the voice of reason about destroying the key but then that goes nowhere.

Who is the plane guy? I love him but God i can't even remember a name.

Wheeljack was fucked over im sorry I hate what they did to him. Can we please stop with the nerdy stereotype of scientists? How hard is it to make a decent Wheeljack?? For fucks sake they gave him glasses!

I did like Mirage. He was fun.

Arcee was great.

And I even liked Scourge a bit.

....Bee did not have to die. Sorry it was a waste of time.

But the one thing that has this movie just out of nowhere to me....is the plot. Like why aren't we fighting Megatron? Megatron is the middle bit of the transformers lore (depending on continuity) and then we're supposed to get the big bad planet eating god! Having Unicron come in so early just seems way out of place and makes the war on cybertron trivial in comparison.

I didn't hate the move. I had fun watching it but by God does it have some issues for me. I think why the last one worked so well was because it was a much smaller story, I wasn't expecting Unicron to show up so its out of place.

Anyway it was fun but I would have overhauled the story.

[revenantcomics]

Okay so it's exactly what the title says;

I'm rereading the FF.

I need to refresh my brain to appropriately timeline old mate over at @revenantinflames, so here we are. Over 50 years worth of comics, start to finish, one shots, mini series-- if I'm reading it and I have something to say about it, you can bet your bottom dollar it's getting posted here. This blog is here for a few reasons. It's so you can have the option to join in on the insanity without me spamming your dash like a monster. It's so I can remember where I'm up to when I inevitably stop reading for months at a time. It's so I'm not spamming the oomfs discords with weird panels of Reed being a wheel. Or a backpack. Or a parachute. Or anything else. It's so I can track how many times Johnny passes tf out. It's so I can have my silly little commentary and you don't have to be bombarded with my terrible opinions (unless you want to be bombarded with my terrible opinions? 👀).

Feel free to reblog! Feel free to follow! And if you find yourself smitten with these silly mother fuckers, by all means,

Go and read the Fantastic Four.

Tags will be posted under the cut as they appear 😌

This is where the tags will go!! or maybe I'll add a link here and do a seperate post!! who knows!!!

[angstandhappiness]

WHY I didn't notice the tear until I zoomed in closer like FUCK MY SOUL such melancholic longing. Dude just woke up but he's not surprised by the tears collecting in his eyes like this says that it's a recurring thing by now he's just silently letting it happen and accepting that it's happening

OP's tags: @dr-chalk #Wukong’s arms are in the same position as they were in the dream btw#braiding position#also can you find the shadowpeach crumb hidden in the last picture

@cereus-stars #shadowpeach#(?) kinda#how tf did I miss this#I am losing it over swk lying on Macaque’s clothes#Ao lie meant so much to swk and the grief is never ending#pain agony even

@tsatsked I’m destroyed @pixelchaos00 #crying cat meme

@norxii #※ ao lie ┋ we are flying on wings in winter sky with fire burning deep inside#※ mirror ┋ infinite reflections of empty space#※ dragonpeach / wildkaart ┋ when your fantasies become your legacy; promise me a place in your house of memories#im still in pain over them so suffer with me now dash

@thedatingsimsystem #im gona cyr

@stepter6 #Didn’t realise I hadn’t reblogged this on Tumblr yet but anyway#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@pettyloudmuffin #i'm going insane. but what a way to go!

@rockbagelyu #im cryign @lotusmonkey #hNNNGGGGG

@amalgamorph #my heart!!!! @ritz-writes #owieeee

@fatalglitter #i see the crumb :>#also OW

@sleepycricketts #i guess sjfhfb z@anxiescape #oh nu#D:

@hereissananxiousmess #oooh pretty art :000#crying#spbbing#wailing#why are you doing this to me#I love this I am in PAIN

@sinhasfluffyheadfur #absolute fave#SCREAMS CRIES EXPLODES INTO A MILLION PIECES#YOU.#YOU ARE THE AO LIE ANGST PERSON IN MY HEAD AND I LOVE YOU#YOUR ART IS VERY PRETTY ALSO#but mostly AAAAAAWHHWNNSJJJJDNHHSJDUWUREURRURYUEUEAAA#throwing up wailing ripping out my heart#eating you alive#pos#probably pos. who knows what I feel at this point#I don’t think I’ll ever recover . your stuff has a hold on me

@hangcastles #WHATS WRONG EITH YOU#GAH!!!!!!!!!!#fav

@sunsage #𝓅𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓂𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓁 (gallery)#𝑔𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝓈𝒶𝑔𝑒 (me)#ao lie tag tba#man all of dr chalks artworks are like a stab in the chest#that's his little brother...#of course he misses him so much

@starlightsuncrow #WAIT CHALK YOU ARE HERE TOO??#*proceeds to cry on both twitter and tumblr over this*

@spibyeyler #i wanna to say you're reason why i really like ao lie now#and swk & ao lie duo#bc DAMN HOW YOU DRAW THEM!! /pos

@crossed-worlds #white horse baker: ao lei#king of the earth: wukong#look I love them okay?

@drifting-andromeda #sobbing holy shit

@moomshire #im gonna die @kookycutie #Ehehehehe nice! :D

@official-241cookies #oh my god I cannot do this shit no more#I AM DEPRESSO ESPRESSO BUT THE ART IS SLAYING MY BROS#he desperately needs therapy#fucker cannot get closure for shit#PLEASE GET HIM THERAPY I BEG OF YOU I WILL EMPTY MY LIFE SAVINGS FOR IT

@astro-inthestars #oh OW. OW. O W.#WHAT THE FUCK OW.#AO LIE..... HAUHHGHAG

@samathekittycat #AAAAAHHHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺

@knitingtoday #*distant yelling*#fuck!

@fatedefyd #◜sun wukong: mirror / faceclaim.◞#hari don't look

In dreams I get to braid your hair again

[vanityloves]

ppl make ** really soft which is ,, surprisingly sweet but im also like... wheres the mean hcs? wheres his bitchass self being rude to me?

[crxnny]

nasty.......

[vennussy]

Ronance Fic Ideas #1: Horror Gore Writer x Serial Killer Roommates

in honour of my "get to know me" tag game here, it turns out people do want to know about my little au ideas in more detail (not entirely tho bcs some of them are still processing) and here is one out of my 4-5(?) fic ideas!

SO! this idea first came up while I was on the writing side of tiktok bcs yes I want to become a writer as a side thing when I grow up where this person made a skit about a writer and a secret serial killer as roommates, and honestly, it's tons of fun to watch, they have a bunch of videos about the two and I fell in love immediately. you can watch it here <3

here's a quick summary tho; basically the two people, now named vic (serial killer) and shelley (writer) are roommates. shelley is a horror writer who asks vic very gorey descriptive questions like if a person can live after getting their hand chopped off and stuff and vic tries to answer. FUNNY THING IS vic doesn't know a lot about the writing world so they legit assume shelley is a murderer and is SCARED of them, while shelley still doesn't know nor care how vic knows so much about torture. ITS SO FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING BUT ON TO THE RONANCE PART

OKAY LISTEN LISTEN.

Nancy is the writer.

Robin is the serial killer.

they became roommates one day and IK robin isn't the one to kill and murder but watching the skit it just FELT so right for them to have these roles. IMAGINE nancy one day asking her how long a person can live after getting fucking SKINNED and robin is absolutely terrified why she needs to know but goes out and tests it out anyways for nancy.

AND LISTEN TF UP robin is absolutely overprotective over nancy and one day while they were out, robin sees a person stalking them, specifically her girl so when they get back home, she goes out finds the guy and beats him up, kidnaps him and HURT HIM bcs she's fuckin Robin "Nancy is mine." Buckley

even as an uprising big-deal serial killer (people even calling her "The New Ripper" like jack the ripper) she is absolutely horrified to find nancy's list of torture ideas in her opened notebook. but robin gets excited when nancy asks the questions too bcs she learns something new and gets really happy when she impresses nance.

NANCY on the other hand has become the most oblivious fucker around. like full-on her detective mode is gone. she sometimes questions robin how she knows so much about murder but brushes it off even if robin's excuse was so bad, in exchange for that, she is the most detailed and scarily good writer. LIKE EVEN THE SERIAL KILLER HERSELF ALMOST PUKED AFTER READING HER TORTURE BOOK.

but if I do write this fic I'm planning to do like mostly their dynamic and shit and the questions nancy would ask before getting them to date AND THEN the drama where nancy starts to figure things out and have to choose whether to stay or go. if she does stay I think about nancy writing all about robin in her book and signing it off as fiction only for it to be a hit.

okay now for the stuff i thought of that I couldn't put up there properly

robin was most likely abused and had/have a lot of psychological issues which led to her killing, also her lack of knowledge of the real world like fictional novels and shit (that's why she assumed the book nancy was writing was real)

robin ironically works in a butcher store, mostly owned by her bcs of long-term working there since she was a teen, that's also where she sometimes hides the bodies

nancy had to get a roommate in her apartment due to her parents (mostly dad, I'm a karen wheeler lover) not supporting her career choice and basically stopped giving her money in order to "face reality" so she puts up an ad for a roommate

"I sure do hope no serial killer ends up being my roommate" -nancy before getting a serial killer as her roommate

robin was very withdrawn at first, nancy didn't mind bcs she's a bit of an introvert but after accidentally catching robin having a panic attack (she realized one of her victims escaped and started panicking) nancy realizes she needs to know more about the girl

it was hard af but nancy managed to get robin to open up and sees her awkward rambling personality

nancy has a part-time job at the bookstore near the butchery giving her a chance to visit robin at work

robin gets so nervous when she does though, she can't tell if nancy would notice that the blood on her apron was in fact not pigs or any other animal but a human itself

nancy loves watching horror movies but is scared of crime documentaries, robin loves watching crime documentaries but hates horror movies

their first date was in a quiet beautiful forest that happened to be robin's first murder place

nancy thinks it's cute how excited robin rambles about the smartest murders serial killers did that they got away from

nothing weird about it, plus she gets to learn about it too, for her book ofc

also kind of?? self projecting myself on robin here IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER ISTG but I do have a lot of intrusive thoughts bcs of my OCD so might as well get them out in the healthiest way, fanfiction.

plus I'm going to be majoring in psychology, so I really wanna apply what I may learn through robin

I do not condone murder or torture

please dont

only these useless lesbians can

OKAY THAT'S ALL I THINK!! I hope yall enjoy it! if u have anything u wanna add then go for it, I wanna hear what yall think :D