#how mysterious oh wow

[ellalalala]

The way I consume media is so interesting. I'll find a new game/show and discover a character that really stands out to me. I'll analyze them obsessively for weeks (whilst possibly simping for them along the way) and then move on to the stage where I hate them. Typically this will last a month or two before I finally reach an epiphany: that character is just like me.

I'll die before naming the characters I'm talking about but I think it's very easy to guess.

[skunkes]

longlegs fucking sucked 😭

[guidingthulite]

i finished yokai gakuen

[daincrediblegg]

Ok now find Crozier next

[nemmet]

fred jones in ‘an evening with the scooby-doo gang’

[justplaggin]

went to milan last week and brought back some italian little guys :D

[quietwingsinthesky]

Drabble 159/366 - Pokemon

You thought he was older than you.

And he is, but when you look up at him, you realize he has more inches on you than years (and you’ve always been short, even next to Bianca.)

His voice fooled you, too, so full of conviction in his ideals while you stammered through your own truths.

N’s eyes are wounded now, used and thrown away. A champion’s mercy won’t soften the blows.

You interrupt his goodbyes, take his hands.

“I’m coming with you,” you say.

N doesn’t know how to respond, but Zekrom does, bowing to let you on its back.

[blujayonthewing]

so in juniper's campaign we've just found ourselves in a high-stakes situation that I as a player do frankly find stressful and am anxious about, but hey hi also the DM was like 'okay here are the exact mechanics of how this is going to work because I don't want to surprise you with serious repercussions, also here are all the options you will have to try to do something about the situation-- [affected player] what do you think? honest feedback, I don't want it to feel unfair, I want to be clear that I am not just trying to kill your character, and if it ends up being badly balanced we can revisit it down the road' and oh my god I could COLLAPSE and WEEP with gratitude

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I've heard them all now. All the CDs. I. What the fuck.

Small scream here. I will give some more comprehensive thoughts in a moment.

NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE COUNSELLORS OR THERAPISTS!!! THEY'RE FUCKING INTERROGATORS UNDER THE DISGUISE OF A THERAPIST!!!

AND COUNSELLORS AND THERAPISTS ARE DIFFERENT THINGS FUCK WHOEVER WROTE THESE CD LINES SPECIFICALLY

If you can't tell I'm annoyed. Again. By FNaF stuff. No therapist is looking at encrypted messages given to them by a company to record a session and snap a confession. Counsellors aren't doing that either. Even obtaining those logs is probably several layers of illegal never mind using it in a so called therapy session being horrific malpractice.

AND WHY ARE THEY ALL FUCKING IDIOTS???

Interrogator: So... you're looking for a costume and have been buying fake fur and materials. What are you making? Vanessa: I can't talk about this. He said he'd always be here watching. He could here or out there or anywhere in between... Interrogator like. Thirty seconds later: SO WHAT'S THE COSTUME FOR??

OH GEE I WONDER IF SHE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THE COSTUME HUH WOWIE I BET SHE WILL THIS IS A FUN CRAFT PROJECT HAHAHAA

Interrogator: These messages you're getting seem very manipulative... Vanessa: I get messages from Luis. He's funny Interrogator: WhY wOnT yOu OpEn Up AbOuT wHo YoU'rE tAlKiNg ToO nEsSa??

OOO I FUCKIN' WONDER!! BIG MYSTERY OVER HERE!!!

And then ones with the silence like. Literally this is an interrogation. All of these are company interrogations. None of these are therapy or counselling. No wonder they're dropping off like flies man if you're gonna be that fucking obvious to the one common link between all the disappearances like ooo big mystery gonna need to dial Sherlock on this one

I fucking. Head in hands.

More comprehensive thoughts coming soon. Just. What the fuck is this man...

[unproduciblesmackdown]

billions could only have a gay man, who was married, and died by the end of that season; only deal with taylor's upending of presumed cishettery by having everyone who's not terrible be automatically down without putting some crisis about it on them, as the better approach to trying to have people talk about it (true, certainly in this case); extent of its room for rian's latent nonbinariness being "never wearing skirts/dresses, always wearing makeup though"....all that is to say, even with neither of them allowed to be "truly" cishet, b/c that's the rewarded realm for superior people, billions could never do winstuk. but they could be kissing right now

[whumpy-wyrms]

If your ocs were in a TOH coven(s)/specialized magic track(s) which would they pick? I feel like as fucked as Anton’s methods are, he would be in Potions and Healing :3

-@vidawhump

alright i haven’t watched TOH since it ended and i’m gonna be honest i thought all the hexside stuff was boring and i didn’t pay much attention to the coven stuff. oops

BUT!!!! i think Anton would be like Eda and just say fuck it to all the specialized magic tracks and just use wild magic. he’d probably like making abominations and beastkeeping, cuz he’d like interacting with all the magic creatures and palismen and stuff. he’d also like potions and healing too :) and he’d be best friends with King because of course he would

Dew would like illusions maybe? or healing? tbh i’m not sure. maybe he’d like beastkeeping too (honestly everyone from tllr would like beastkeeping they all love animals). you know what? he’d be like Luz. the main character and undecided on what magic to use. maybe he’d be a human and use glyphs

Layla would like plant magic, Hayden would also like beastkeeping and maybe illusions, Sawyer would be into potions or healing. the three of them would be friends at hexside, Layla and Hayden would have a similar role as Willow and Gus, and Sawyer would be similar to Amity. Aspen would be a wild magic guy, he doesn’t follow the rules either. Silas wouldn’t even be a witch he’d just be an evil monster they’d have to kill

Pierce would straight up be Belos in this scenario. fuck that guy

and that’d make Anton hunter in That scenario and now i’m thinking of a whole au that i’ll most likely do nothing with

OHHHHHH MY GOD i know who the mystery character would be. but i shan’t say. take a wild guess :)

[laniidae-passerine]

everyone wondering, if Curtain actually doesn’t have any qualifications, how the Institute gained popularity and accreditation and I would just to put forward ‘Dr Garrison, international science and education world celebrity’

[badolmen]

On one hand, the chiropractor my mom sees is 100% on the vaccines=autism koolaid and is probably the reason my mom turned so anti-vax once Covid hit. But on the other hand, the supplements/meds she sells are literally some of the only things that actually help with my health issues so…

[vampirebiter]

ive realized that im actually a terrible judge of exactly how bad an experience ive had is because every time i mention something that like. i know was bad but could've been worse or mention the more mild end of something and sucked people always end up Shocked and going on like "oh my god thats insane i cant believe you dealt with that youre so strong" and im just like. i mean it sucked but i didnt think it was bad enough to get that response?

[dirt-str1der]

Another really great kazumaji fic (again one of the top two roommate ones) was when kiryu got kidnapped and then groped by this girl (big bad) who proceeded to have a breakdown in front of him and he , still tied up , almost apologised To Her

[startaee]

its a sunday morning and you're entering the elevator with your little nephew. he's whining and stomping his tiny legs as you drag him by his little hand when the doors finally shut.

"c'mon sweetie it's okay...." you pout, crouching down to his level and meeting his wet eyes. you ruffle his hair with your spare hand and hold the newly purchased cap up with your other. "b-but...i wanted d-dynamight's cap!" he says, almost choking on his saliva. "oh, you..." you feel so bad for this little boy. he woke up (himself and you) at 7am on a sunday morning to go stand in the stupid line to get access to the limited edition hero merch. it was too bad that, that stupid dynamight happened to be everybody and their mother's favorite hero, because by the time you reached the entrance they were all sold out. "but, hey, you know, this shoto guy ain't half bad...?" you tried to chirp him up, opening up the cap as you point to the silly little picture of shoto. the elevator's reaching the penthouse, and you sigh when you realise you didn't even press the button for your floor. but hey, at least you finally get to meet the mystery man who bought the most expensive penthouse in your locality.

so your hands are gripping onto your little sad nephew's as he sniffles with his shoto cap on his tiny head and you turn slightly to look at, oh god.

a gorgeous man. tall and buff. a little scar on his right cheek. makes him look so much hotter. and then it hits you at the same time it hits your nephew. that's....

"DYNAMIGHT!!!!"

and you can't do much when the little boy throws himself onto him. dynamight's smirk turning into a worried frown as he wraps his arms around your nephew. "careful, kid." he chuckles as the little boy with wide eyes, tears completely dry now, speaks loudly about how much he loveeeessss him. you can't help but awe at the view infront of you as you realise how nice dynamight would look as a dad.

"you want that cap?" he whispers to the little boy who nods his head eagerly. to this, dynamight remembers izuku, and laughs a little at the memory.

then he takes the cap off of his head and sets it on the boy's.

"wow, you wear your own merch...?" you say as you try to be grateful and not cringe. and he immediately turns his head to you, with eyebrows furrowed, and a big pout on his lips, he's about to put you in your place for saying that.

but when his eyes fall on your face...the only voice that can be heard is your nephew's as he adjusts the cap on his head happily. his asks of an autograph go unheard by dynamight because....?

suddenly he's having heart problems again. and his ears are heating up, and he wants to know your name.

pt.2 pt.3

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